Jun 21 2007Kate Beckinsale is kind of pretty...I guess

First

I would like to rub my manhood on her ... if I had any left, that is.

I guess she has a stain on her front teeth?

hm I did notice that

I never really looked at her like that, but I am very impressed with these pictures. She is beautiful

The guy in the background in picture 5 looks fucking hilarious! *snorts*
Father christmas has turned into a homeless drunken man.

What is up with her teeth? Is she british or something?

she has always had my attention...specially in Van Helsing she is really got this sweet fucking pussy look to her

sHE IS BEAUTIFUL! I LOVE THAT DRESS! SHE HAS A NICE BODY! I NOTICED THAT WHEN SHE WAS IN THAT MOVIE "UNDERWORLD"

Ok. Yesterday Evangeline Lilly was cute like something or another and today Kate is an ugly monkey? Sorry, but they're practically twins. Can't have it both ways.

I think all the Kelly Clarkson Defenders need to be referred here to what a "normal" female body should look like. I myself am aiming for a shape more like Jessica Biel - more muscle = better health.

She looks pretty good - and thrifty ! Third pic second row, looks like she just couldn't let a free Sharpy get away.
(And judging from the posters - Willis finally had to clean himself up a bit for a film)

Something about the British, almost all of them-- male or female, they are never truly good-looking for some reason. That icludes those two huge-boob models for sure. They all have that vaguely unsettling years-of-inbreeding
in dark damp places look, a strange and unsatisfying bone structure, and, of course, the ubiquitous bad teeth.

Everybody who thinks Kelly Clarkson is fat must be really happy with this stick! Buncha pedos!

@2: Bern - thoroughly enjoying your blog today.

Boobs, death over Niagra Falls, Asian fish.

All gold.

You have roped me in. Now I waste half my day checking for updates on this site and on yours.

My boss is so proud.

Hey-hey! I'm english and I look fine and so do my teeth, I just have tiny teeth.
How very rude. *grumbles*

whats wrong with you people !! ??? Of course shes beautiful !!

She's very pretty, and always a lady...such a nice change from the legion of skanky Fem-bots littering Hollywood right now.

pear shaped woman + eating disorder + implants = hot hourglass figure

i would die happy if she just rubbed her ass against my crotch!

Do any of you - ANY of you - even care that my anus is red and itchy and painful?

#15 - Wow. Thanks, DP. We appreciate your business at The Life and Times of Bernard.

Tell everyone you have ever met, ever, and then beat them, daily, until they go to the site.

That is all.

"oops silly me, I dropped the marker, could you bend over and pick that up for me Kate?.....mmmm that's it.....bend over" strangely enough I can almost hear Peter Griffen mouthing these words. :)

@11 this is what you think a normal female body should look like? She is incredibly skinny. Jessica Biel has a little more meat on her. I don't think females should be using these women as role model on how skinny they should be. Kelly is a little chubby, but not fat by any means

I feel sorry for you White folks... is this your idea of beauty??? White woman look like dried up old men... pale skin, flat asses, wrinkles at 20... At least Dinero get's it! YUK!!!

This isn't the ideal of beauty for white folks. It's what rich girls look like. Poor girls are fat. Poor boys go "yum-yum, I likes me a big bum!" It's often confused as a white-black thing, because...well, you know.

@21 My troll is back. It is not itchy anymore. I put some Preparation H on it

Her face structure is similar to Posh Beckham. She looks like a british nanny with no full lips.

she is beautiful, but i hear she's a bitch. that's why i dont return her calls. i like my womens sweet.

she had the worst implants (appears she had them removed)

you can check it out here:
awfulplasticsurgery.com

I always thought she was rather ugly looking actually. Just another example of over-rated beauty in Hollywood. Okay she isn't as gross as Britney Spears or anything but she is hardly like the old school glam of the 40' and 50's either.

well kate is looking hot in these pics. i wonder how good she would look if she spent 3 weeks in jail? http://www.hiltonbehindbars.com

"Something about the British, almost all of them-- male or female, they are never truly good-looking for some reason. That icludes those two huge-boob models for sure. They all have that vaguely unsettling years-of-inbreeding
in dark damp places look, a strange and unsatisfying bone structure, and, of course, the ubiquitous bad teeth."

Where as you Americans have Britney, Paris and Renee Zelwegger . Umm enough said I think.

omg kate has never been ugly she is and has always been gorgeous.

Ugly????!!!! I think you need to have your vision checked, brother.... Or you have completely degraded taste in women.

Is it legal to be that hot indoors? Aye Cariba...

#32: Americans are essentially from all over, so we get to blame our ugliness on other cultures. And our alcoholism!

Nice shoes.

Dress is not so hot.

Looks like a white dinosaur.

Okay time for the American girls to kick back and eat another yodel. Shoot, the idea this chick actually looks that good and is a mother? WoW!

No wonder her husband was caught in a store recently feeling up her ass. Don't know if she pushed the envelope and didn't eat for a week here but she is looking very, very good if a bit on the thin side.

I'll take it over an American yodel eating "I don't cook" chick any fucking day of the week.

Only bad thing I can say about her is I hear she smokes. But damn she is smoking. What a lucky guy her husband is.

It's refreshing to have pictures of Kate instead of Britney, Paris or Lindsey.

She's pretty but looks like she smokes, but I am British and am gorgeous! I've certainly met plenty of Americans with bad teeth too! My ex was American (well he still is) had beautiful teeth but they fell out. HAHA!

She's hotttt! And I love her impossibly shitty action-adventure-horror-fantasy-giantfecalroll movies!

Kate Beckinsale is beautiful. I love her. Alot.

She's become the Picture of Dorian Gray.

she is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pretty i love her!! I always wish to hugh jackman and she will be together ...im sorry if you dont know., but im from croatia and im great in english.., but..but =)

When I first started reading this, I thought I'd have to hunt Fish down and brutally kill him for dissing Kate, so I am relieved he was just kidding :)

@7 Yes she is British, and smokes too, or at least used to smoke.
Other than that, she is PERFECT.

hahaha thats what white people think is beautiful? I think you are referring to white men- and I know alotta other "raced" men who think white girls r beautiful too...judging by your comment i bet it would hurt if i said- black dudes are especially lovin the white girls lately.

Oh Kate,
your name rhymes with Masturbaaate,
I realize this as I play with my taint.
You're British.
Can you ride my stick and play quidditch?

Worst Poem Ever. Tank you.

My ex was a black American, a very sexy man, I still love him but had to dump him cos he was a lying cheating hound piece of shit!

YOUR COMMENTS ARE BELONG TO ME!

Tsk-tsk. Where's her wedding ring?

I've been looking at these pictures for so long to find any flaw, but alas, except the teeth, she's niiiiiiice, both body and face.

Alba or Biel? Just one of the two. And they haven't even given birth yet.

# 25 lol, im assuming your chinese right? (hence, chinadoll, and if you arent chinese...then whats with the ridiculous name?) well, i had to mention the fact that actually asian gurls are known to have NO ass, NO , and they are definitly not tan! lol i would like YOU to show me proof that asian gurls are more curvier and prettier than white gurls these days and then maybe ill agree with your ridiculously rude comment. oh and by the way, if you hadnt known this already, people are entitled to say what they think is attractive to, you may not agree, but being racist and unintelligent is not the answer!

ps. honestly, i think your just a bit jealous =)

# 25 ment to say no ass, no chest, not tan, AND apparently from what ive seen..asians are diggin the anorexic look as well(never seen heavyset asian in my LIFE)....:(

She's breathtakingly gorgeous, but has not talent AT ALL.

#52 "i would like YOU to show me proof that asian gurls are more curvier and prettier than white gurls these days...people are entitled to say what they think is attractive"

Oh really?

is the woman in picture 8 trying to pinch kate's nipple? because it sure looks like it...

by the way, kate is gorgeous.

27

Jimbo, I can't believe you still let Victor do you. Didn't you know he will even rape lice floating on douche water?

@57 - Yes I know how Victor is, but he is a nice guy

You like Arrested Development AND Zoo Books? I feel like I'm not alone anymore... =)

Looks like someones doing the "bend and snap" for the camera boyz.

kate is so perfect she makes me want to go hang myself. life is sooo unfair. even her little ballerina feet are perfect.

//sobs into pillow

58

So you'll let me do you then?

Kate Beckinsale is kind of like an English brunette version of Nicole Kidman, and is both beautiful and unsexy in much the same way.

Mere physical beauty is not enough to make me really want to ransack somebody's womanhood like a raging Norseman. She also has to convince me that she's a complete slut in the sack, and isn't afraid to get a little jizz in her mouth.

There's something a little too icy and princesslike about those two, and I think they'd get boring after a few lays.

#24 - Yep, she looks pretty good. Kelly's not fat but she is 'Rubinesque' in a major way. Maybe what draws the attention most is that she is disproportionate.

#52 - Chinadoll is probably a black chick, or likes black chicks, hence the DeNiro reference (he's been known to have a fancy for the sistahs).

Kate Beckinsale appears the type to look good without make up on, and most of our beloved Hollywood starlets cannot claim this...

#25 You can't possibly be speaking for Wesley Snipes who was sizzling hot with Natasha Kinsky in One Night Stand.....and there seems to be several white people who agree with you so maybe your voting group isn't racially based. Just sayin'.

#36 Yea! I am Artie Bohunk and I have ancestors from several European and Mediterranean countries. I wonder who I got my obnoxiousness from?

#27 - if you don't quit putting Preparation H on that troll, I am going to call PETA.

@62 No

good body, other than that no big deal

boom schackalackalacka
boom schackalackalacka
boom

...sorry, huh? she's prr, hmm, umm, she's the, mmm, hmm, she's, well, she is- there- there she is!?

First i was busy and trying to scrub this 'dirt spot'from my screen.But then i see it's something on K.Beckingsale's front teeth.Although her dentist could do a better job i've to say the USA dental clinics are the best in the world.

#63

I couldn't agree more. Well said.

She is very very veryyyy pretty but that plaque on her front teeth is ruining the picture!!! eww can´t she afford a dentist?

#25 are you even considering the fact that asian chicks all look the same and compared to the notorious "idea" that supposedly americans are overweight and fat you do understand that means your lil chinese clan is all skin & BONES? bitch please...

hahaha 72 you are patriot fag. go to the midwest one day...or do you not consider that part of the united states? more people with fucked up teeth than in any other place.

I think she is a girly-man.

Beckinsale is an ethereal beauty like Kidman. I fell for her in Much Ado About Nothing where she was astonishingly pretty. She was the only good thing about Pearl Harbor: give me Kate Beckinsale in a summer dress, 40's hair and a flouncy hat any day of the week!. She put on some heft for the Underworld movies and was the hottest thing in leather pants, ever. Put Olivia Newton John to shame. Yeah, she's thin, but it works for her. Besides, I'm a face guy and she has one of the best faces around - great structure and symmetry. Thanks, 'Fish, for the Biel and Beckinsale photos. Such a nice change from Hilton and Richie.

Kate Beckinsale is the most beautiful women in all of the world. (fact)

Gawd some-one needs to take this website away from you, you're an idiot, you should just die.

#78, I agree. Kate was a beauty long before they glammed her up and made a star of her. I liked her in "Ado" as well, and "Emma," also "Cold Comfort Farm."

And yes! I am a female but am sick of skanky Hollywood hos. Nice to see something different for a change.

The guy you wrote this is crazy to think Kate Beckinsale is ugly, the thing that i will do to her and let her do to me will get me a front row ticket to hell OMG she is SOOOO HOTT. I wish i was her tampon lol

FATTY FAT FAT FAT FAT! Geez put down the fork no one wants to see that. Give me more a lohan this way!! I love her!!!

Representing every twinkie filled 40 year old on this site since 1969.

What I want to know is what bra is she sporting to make her boobs look that great in a strapless dress???

83. No bra. That dress is wrapped so tight ANYBODY'S boobs would probably look pretty good. OK, well maybe not ANYBODY'S. I'll bet the dress is made of Kevlar, because it didn't rip when she bent over to pick up the marker 'accidentally' dropped by someone.

Are you serious? Kate beckinsale is gorgeous... heck, she's looking better than jessica simpson is nowadays!

She's obviously a gorgeous woman. But, if you are going to look that put together why don't you brush and floss your fucking teeth once and a while, come on!

83: LMAO! I was wondering the same thing...

I thought Kate was wonderful in Pearl Harbor.

For the record, I think Kelly Clarkson AND Kate Beckingsale look great.

Both of these women look happy, beautiful, self-confident, and healthy. Although, your weight really isn't a good barometer for your health. The glow to your natural skin is, though! :)

Anorexia is never hot or sexy. I am baffled by what the Richie/Lohan/Olsen lovers see and are attracted to.

She made it beautifully from super-cute (more than ten years ago in, for example, Much Ado about Nothing) to stunning. I like her.

#78,

Did you ever try to fuck a cloud of ether?

I love when people say that chubby chicks are "healthy". That's something your family and friends say to you to avoid bluntly telling you that you're chubby.

She has big time kankles, which is the first thing I notice on a girl. She must wear pants whenever possible to look hot...or surgically remove her fibula bones. I like the nice nose job though, but not sure if her front teeth are rotting a bit. She's like Twitch before he got his fixed.

#91 Do you even know what kankles are? She doesn't have them at all!

Is that ass even legal?

92- No I don't. I just thought to throw that in and see what would happen.

The girl has kankles. She does not have a svelte taper from her calf to her ankle. Look at pic 8. She's rockin' some thick ankles! Not sexy at all. Her bone structure is what it is and even 10 pounds lighter she would be kankly. It is all subjective though...to you they may be perfectly fine because you have kankles too...I don't know. It's not the end of the world. She has more money and fame than the both of us so what does she care. Everyone seems to think she's gorgeos so I'm probably wrong.

Yes I think I was wrong...I stand corrected now. Her ankles are extremely shapely.

She's so freaking hot. She's my #1 fantasy lesbian hookup.

I don't think the thing on her teeth is permanent. Note to self, check teeth with handmirror before hitting the red carpet. Um, all of you howling and defending how pretty she is: "got irony"? Don' cha like, get it? He was like, being totally ironic? Sigh ... no, you don't get it, do you? That's why the Brits are staging the cultural invasion; we desparately need help with our humor radar. Although we could do without the bloody Beckhams, if you don't mind.

BTW, she looks much better now that she's had her implants out or minimized or whatever.

2. If you're out, I've got a little manhood you could rub, very, very little.

Very average.

somebody get he a sandwich, she's way to skinny for me!

@98

very average, right, like the very average you will never get near in your entire life. aka gorgeous.

except of course where a restraining order comes into play, followed by a beat-down by her bodyguards, and anyone else within reach of you.

basement-dwelling internet trolls mocking beauty such as this are quite pathetic.

I was gonna say she really should smile more often because she looks so much prettier when she does...then I got a gander of her teeth in that last shot! Good God, is that something stuck to the camera lens...or her teeth! Eeek! She should really stop smoking...NOW!You can also see discoloration on other teeth as well. And in so many of the photos she looks so preoccupied w/ not smiling too much, maybe because she's worried it will cause wrinkles...hello...smoking is much worse! Other than that she is a pretty lady and her figure looks great! I never realized she had such a cute, bubblicious ass!

She is beautiful!

Is that not just lipstick on her teeth? They look fine apart from the mark.

#13
And there is something about the Americans, almost all of them-- male or female, they are never truly natural for some reason. That (definitely) includes those two huge-boob models for sure. They all have that vaguely unsettling plastic surgery in dark damp places look, a strange and unsatisfying bone structure, and, of course, the super bleeched teeth.
;)
Well...I prefer natural british men and woman to the plastic american any day!! ;)

Hot is hot, doesn't matter where you come from.

Unless you're German of course.

100: That still has me laughing. It's at least in the top 10 of Best Internet Comeback, EVER!

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Not a fan of the dress, but I love the woman. She's gorgeous and normal-sized!

her dress looks like jean paul gaultier designed it for The Fifth Element. Weird.

You fruitloops amaze me. I sit and read these, and contemplate what the ideal person must be to you. You homo men look at this lady and say she has kankles. And bad teeth, her butt is wrong, etcc.. I know this is a frig with the celebs site, but who is the stereotypical perfect man and woman? I'll answer that, there is none. You fat disgusting homos sitting in your chair chewing fritos find fault in everyone. You say stupid shit to make you own pathetic life seem better. Get a life.

109...um, take a look in the mirror dear hypocrite. what are you doing on this site called the superficial? Yeh, you're right, you are jus'stupid

Bad teeth? Oh, that's right, she's British AND she smokes! ...Yeah baby!

HELLO she is wearing a bra you can see it popping out on many of the pictures (like picture nimber 1 or 2). All you need is a good strapless with molded underwire cups. But if you've seen her nude look up Kate Beckinsale nude pics her boobs look the same braless small and round.
Also it's lipstick on her teeth you dumb hoes. She was probably just sucking hubby in the limo. Anyway she pretty hot. Her face is a little boring, not a raging beauty in the face but she's very pretty and with her nice figure the whole package is quite impressive.

*number
*braless; small and round
*"kate Beckinsale nude pics"

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO U
AZZHOLEZ!
oh shez gorgeouz, shez hott,
shez cute, shez great, shez nice..
WHAT THE FUCK...DID U AZZHOLEZ
GET FUCKIN CLONED LAST NITE...

since when iz everyone zo nice
in here..what R U HIGH***?

AND #104=Americanz R better looking
than Englizh dickz anyday, BITCH..
SO your zaying that U prefer Green
teeth to bleech?
Then go to England and STFU!

*sorry look at the first and second picture in the second row

SHE IS DEFINITELY WEARING A BRA you can see it. It may be an entire corset but her boobs are in a bra trust me.

I swear in pic #9 I'm seeing the outline of some sort of ... ass panel. Like a cushion to make her a bit more curvey?

I don't see it in any other pic, but I think the lighting was just right in #9....anybody else?

I zwear on #fuckin 1..I
zaw a fuckin booger hangin
outta her ugly witch noze,fuck!

this one always gives me a BIG TIME STIFFY

118
Why because she's old or because she looks like a guy with that old maid bun?

"dis covorsession is ludaqwis"

Mike Tyson-circa 1998

yikes this one just gave me a major.....STIFFY....there we go... pants off salami slapping happiness...at work an everything THANK YOU

I think I heard someone say that she was British and she smoked, Peter is from Britian and he says that her teeth are green and that her breath stinks like garbage cans. We don't have to smoke to stay skinny like this old lady does. I'll bet she throws up her food too.

#116; holy crap. I thought you were on to something for a second there. It really did look like some sort of ass cushion was in there. But then on closer inspection I came to realize its just her shadow. Like you said, must have something to do with the lighting (and all the flashbulbs going off). But if you look at the outline, it matches the shadow of her bracelets, arm, etc...not to say for sure that she doesn't have one of those ass pads stuffed somewhere in there; but (so far) no photographic evidence.

READY FOR YOUR MORNING GARGANTUAN BOOB FIX?

BERN TIME!

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109...jus'stupid? You shouldn't have used your real name honey. Oh, and projecting all of your bad traits onto others is really obvious.

125, wow, such a great burn. I think i will crawl in my hole and cry....you seem like the person from elem school with the
" I know you are but what am I"
And yes, i picked the "name" for a reason.

She's an ugly twat. Always has been, always will be.

WTF Superfish? It's been 18 hours, I'm jonesing for new snark. Make fun of someone else, for the love of God!!!

I hope she doesn't take Alli wearing that dress.

126- Yeah, the name suits you well.

thank the lord for such heavenly perfection!!!!!!!

Where the crap are the new posts??? I'm tired of this one. It's booooring. Kinda like stupidfattkelli's comments...

FRIST: I beat kelliwhore with Bern's massive boobs. There were no survivors.

Frist: zhit I mean first
I'm first, I'm first,
oh, I'm first...actually,
she writez Frist, dickbrain

I think it takez a fatt person
to know a fatt person, so
howz your flab hangin, bitch?

Fishstick, good job, but you needed to destroy the demon soul...look it's already found a new host body...

Kelli, what school do you go to? If I were your mother I would sue them for malpractice!!! Sending a bunch of illiterate MORONS out into the world....oh well, the world needs janitors...I would say you could always work at McDonald's but you would not be qualified. That's sad, really :( But keep trying!!!

mcdonalds has started hiring "special" folks FRIST; she may just have a career yet. new post on shitney.

yea, Fizhzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz=
fuckinzzztick.........
I can zmell yea from here,
damn bitch, and first,
shit, I meant Frist waz
fuckin stickin that piece
of shitwood up Jimboz azz,
while dirtchicken watched
az he slowly jacked off
DrPlowShitDickWeed!

Do you think Kelli has to concentrate REALLY HARD

to make sure she spells everything wrong so no one can understand her insults??

Zchoolz out bitch and who died
and made U-my Englizh fuckin teacher?
frist,,,oh, thatz right
thiz bitch can't spell and zhez
trazhing me for spelling..
U R the most fucked up person
on here, U ran and hid yezterday,
bitch and now U tell me how to
spell, your fucking stupid.

#137 Oh, you poor thing. You poor, poor, thing. I sould really stop making fun of the mentally challenged. So where are the special olypics being held this year? You gonna try out?

lookz like dirchicken
and DrPlowzhit are chickenz
like Frist..
they like to hide under other
names to trazh me, what babiez..

FizhZtick=don't worry...I
won't be working at any
faztfood..I know thatz your
favorite fatt zhit to eat...
don't promote them in here..

I won't have your stupid office
job either...suckz to be U...
I'll be outzide in the frezh
air, ztaying zkinny inztead
being a fatt fuck like U, bitch!

U zure like to trazh
SPECIAL NEEDZ PEOPLE
DON'T CHA, BITCH?

Whatz the matter, all
of your kidz are fucked
up in the brain, coz
U did all thoze drugz
in the 70z and now U
hate your kidz az much
az me...what a bitch..

138&139==iz either thoze
bitchez or their azzlickerz

chickfuckinzhitz, fuck U.

It seems like everyday people are making fun of special needs people and that is just wrong. If you idiots like Frist and Fishstick want to fight with someone, then that's different, but to bring retarded people into your fight, makes you look like a heartless bastard.

I can't help myself. Everyone in my family is retarded including me and I'm sick of we act. I am also the fattest person where I work and my face looks like a bulldog. So, please forgive me for acting so childish. I can't even spell Frist!!!

I can't help myself. Everyone in my family is retarded including me and I'm sick of we act. I am also the fattest person where I work and my face looks like a bulldog. So, please forgive me for acting so childish. I can't even spell Frist!!!

damn bitch, learn how to
zpell....wtf..azzhole...

Frizt!!! damn..U R retarded
Y don't U pozt it ..one more
time...and tell Fizhztick
to shove that ztick up your
azz..azzkizzerz....oh, I'm frist!!!!

I love English girls! American girls are too annoying and fake.

well, clearly I could
go on all day, but U
bitchez ran outta zhit
when U couldn't trazh
retarded kids, so
up yourz and
suck dickz
I'm sure your
good at that ,
too.....

152

Suck a dick, oh yeah, there is already one in there.

Heyz 153
ITZ DaDDyz
cum n Getz it

154
That makes no fucking sense.
Try again.

stick it inz
15 U no i
wantz it.

#26 I agree. #103, thank you, someone else noticed that it's just lipstick. There's absolutely nothing wrong with her teeth. You think if there was that she'd just smile and not get them worked on? She is soooo gorgeous. Imagine Paris with no make-up and her natural hair color...please. Kate has natural make-up and looks fabulous and is really pretty. Someone mentioned Nicole Kidman. She is NOT pretty and has the hips of a boy and a larger than average forehead. The only time she's looked good was on the Chanel ads and that interpreter movie where she was blond. But it's not her fault for having the figure she does...but it's just not a nice one.

skanksnatchkelli is so smart. Gosh I wish I could learn to spell like her....It takes real smarts to "misspell" every other word, and call someone stupid, and tell them to learn to spell.
Their idea of originality is to use Suck my cack, instead of suck my penis....I'm so impressed.

my mom just walked in on me and my brother fucking
gotz to leave

kelli: name ONE job you can do without at least (part of the time) being in an office or classroom? Drug dealer?
You're completely obsessed with Dr. Phow (I don't know the end of his name). I don't get that. Hasn't been here in days.
If you were "so hot" and "have nothing to do because school's out" - where are your friends? You have any?
Let's start ignoring this guy. Out of all the people I have met in my life, Drag Queens are the only people who actually talk like you.

*While they're in drag and putting on a show.

What The Hell You're Talking About???????????
She Looks Great!!

for the lazt fuckin
time..not a guy...
nor would I want to be..
they r all azzholez...

and for all the people
on here constantly all
day and night..U R the
real lozerz, not me...
so fuck U and your lozer
lifez...even when I'm not
in here, U fuckerz pretend
to be me, so someone clearly
is obzessed with me..az far
az Plowshit goez, hez a nobody
with hiz dick between hiz legz
hiding in a name like snatch or
what the fuck ever..I could care
lezz and ran and hid, what a lozer
like U azzdickz.

Who's turn is it to keep an eye on krazykelli?
I'm just asking.

she's not the only one who needs to be
watch. Sheva, you are one of the most
stupid people on here, so we can add
you to the list of idiots.

Nice chunk of pork between her teeth in pic 14... :)

165 talk about an idiot, Frist, why
don't you learn how to spell. what a
dick, and the girl in the picture is
so ugly, even I wouldn't do her.

'thick ankles'

#12 - google 'Dougie Poynter'. Gorgeous, striking bone structure, perfect teeth. And above all, English.

techclerk, after what I read in those posts, you really had some crazy weekend. So, since your a sexalohlic, I will invite you to my layer in the underworld and when you show up just ask for mia and they'll let you in. Oh, don't forget to bring those 5 guys that you did this weekend, the devil will be interested in some kinky shit with all of us.

ROSE....you absolute dickface.
there is nothing wrong with british people.
its a bit rich coming from an american where,what ,95% of the population look like beth ditto...vast majority of americans are fat ugly inbred fucks.especially if they come from anywhere other than nyc or la.
and women in la look like freaky troll dolls.

Anyone who wouldn't hit that your either Queer as Hell or you like Cyber sex. Kate Beckinsale's Hot as Hell!

Pariz free to eat her
cupcakez at zix o'clock
eastern time..walking and
waving to the cameraz az
zhe zlowly walked into her
mommyz armz....

I happen to think that Kate is absolutely stunning. She's classy, elegant and refined. I haven't really enjoyed her movies, but her personal taste and style really shine through. I'm so obsessed with her style, that I found the exact Kren Zambos jumpsuit at www.seenon.com! It's so cute with wedge pumps!

Number 91, you retard, she does not have cankles, not even close, dipshit.
Kate is absolutely gorgeous and always appropriate, a refreshing departure to say the least. And I'm pretty sure that's lipstick or gloss on her front teeth. No biggie. Jeez, give a girl a break! And so f'n what if she smokes?

Kind of pretty? She is a 10!

dude
what the fuck
Kate Beckinsale is so beautiful
I think people are just jealous
Her accent is also sexy...
She has beautiful eyes and a cute smile.
I love her.
But we're all entitled to our own opinions.