Jun 29 2007Jodie Sweetin looks, uh, smarter

WHO??

OMG! I don't know who she is but I love her!

balls.

That's hot.

I LOVE HER TOO!!! I would shoot a nasty load in her without any questions asked. But before I did that, I would lick her pussy dry, and toss her salad, until I could dressing on that salad. Then when all that is said and done, bathe the hottie, and drink all douche water.

6th

you do know who she is... the middle kid from Full House.

wow she looks so different!!! why isn't her hair washed!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude she was soooo much hotter when I was 8.

and o yea i use to watch that show and she was SUPER flat. like a board. or a wall. I would have gotten them too!!

what ever happened to D.J. Tanner?? she was a piece of ass :)

dj was kirk cameron's little sister. i guess she is all "left behind" or whatever.

Ooooh her the Full House girl. My how they...errrr you have grown. like I said I love them...errrr you.

and who might kirk cameron be? man those boobs are gigantic

i liked her better with 8 year old boobs....and here comes the FBI!!

she looks awful

She has great...posture

she is cute! Thank god, that she left METH alone! She is hot! Now we can have that talk with MARY JANE!

Hilary Duff wants her teeth back

@17 She has a great rack!!!

# 15 I liked her better when she was a meth addict..

Yeah, she looks great! From her navel to her neck. What happened to her nose?

who is this anyway ? nice knockers

she looks like a million other white chicks, trying to look like a million bucks, but look like credit card debt.

She hosts "pants off, dance off" from time to time, and her boobs were never that big, to my memory. Guess she paid for a new set.

DJ from full house is married to some NHL guy, and is a hardcore Christian like Kirk, I do believe.

No idea who she is but she looks like she borrowed the rack from Victoria Beckham.

11, she married a hockey player & had babies.

kirk was not in full house, he was in growing pains

She looks hot. Maybe Paris, Lindsay and Brittney can take a little time and her how not to be a slut, do drugs or make videos doing things she'll want to deny later in life. She'll be such a lady by the time they are done.

this is hilarious & frightening all at the same time...

http://www.candacecameronbure.net/news.php

Yeah those things are nice, and it's refreshing to see she doesn't flaunt them!

dude she married a cop, got addicted to crank and didnt have babies

She's had them for years - look at the Full House reunion pictures from a few years back.

SOOOOO glad my boobs are real.

does anyone else think you have barely make out her nipple on the right?! or is it just me? ;)

kirk will be at my place tonight giving me a great big cleavland steamer

i don't think they're nice at all.

she has a chubby face, which needs to be set-off by a small chest. the bolt-ons just make her look fat.

and from the back/profile view, she probably just looks like an assless, waistless bull-dike who can benchpress 1000 pounts.

If those babies are real, then I would say "thank you" to the beef industry. They put so many hormones in cattle these days that it causes girls to hit puberty earlier, thus growing funbags sooner and bigger. She's probably had those since she was 10. If you don't believe me on the whole link to cows, I'll prove it by milking those babies myself. Anything in the name of science.

but I would like to sit on her face and eat me as I piss all over her

#5, Victor, I love you; marry me!

No victor marry me and I will give you a steamer

oh candace is so beautiful!

At least she ended up looking better than Mary Kate & Ashley. She doesn't resemble a ghoul.

Finally, something to jackoff to. I'm going to fill my pretty panties with my hot sissy juice. Yummy

Texas Tranny you can jackoff on me

These are not new boobs, folks. If you watched the E! story about Full House a few years back, she had the fake titt-ays then, too. She was still married to the cop and he hadn't found out about her meth habit yet, obviously.

Her bod's hot, but man, her face. It looks old. Look at the area around her eyes. She looks like she's in her forties. And could she be any prouder of her fake tits?

How rude!!! (to quote stupid little Stephanie).

@45, your so sweet, of course I'd lick it all off.

That's a very pretty bra, or is it a corset? Looks like a long-line bra. So pretty and feminine. Yummy

And what the hell is up with that Carol Burnett chin?

You're missing something here people. The name of the restaurant is the "pink taco."
Seriously...ew.

@47 thanks, but I like to let it drip off my face until it has dried. Then you can peel off the crusties

haha I was going to make reference to the fact that she ate the pink taco, but I didn't want Texas Tranny to fill is panties with sissy juice, oh too late

jim, stop it!

What is going on with Superficial lately?
Why does he write about these nobodies?
WTF?
She could be my next door neighbors kid. Totally boring and unimportant news.
And it's kinda tiring to constantly read about him drooling about every person with tits. I mean that's it? That's all the material we have today?
If there was a way I would send him some decent material, but there isn't.
zzzzzzzz

I think 'schack' has a troll too...

Oh and he'll be off all weekend.
Way to go Suerficial.

@51 that is my favorite place to eat before I go over to the big brown hotdog

yup, she's had them for a while (since college anyway). she went to chapman and used to date my roommate's best friend...

She is a dirty little whore. but I would to see her hairy pussy rubbin my cock horse all night wit dem big fake titties all up in my face.

Anyone else with me? I wouldn't mind taking some of her pubes and digging in that rack in unreal.

no shit, bitter much jimbo?

jimbo can I be your dirty little whore? I will rub my hairy pussy on your cock horse and put my tiny little tits in your face

#40 and #41 how about a look at you first?

they are so fake, but she still looks good.

sure, but i have something to tell you.

my circumcision was...well...botched.

i don't have a head on my dick. i can still orgasm anally, though.

@62 what do you want to see?

@64 there is my troll again. Hi troll, how are you tonight? Figures, you come around again. Notice the troll forgot to caps the "J".

so you're the guy who wrote to dan savage!

i thought it was a fake letter.

well look who comes out of the woodwork.

you've got a bad case of projection, don't you, jim.

#65 whatever you got to show me.

I eat at the pink taco all the time. What's the problem. Tasty....mmmmmmm.

victor I have a picture of a 14 inch dildo in my pussy. do you want to see that?

#71........SURE

how did the ugliest tanner sister turn into one of the hottest??

victor give me an e-mail address

#74 E-mail is budweiser87107@hotmail.com

Don't do it, Victor! Look away!

She is Rack-tacular!!

Kicking the Meth habit seems to agree with her...

I'd tap it twice...

That's a lot of woman right there. I'd gently slap her tits while I corpulated her fornications.

Oh well. I was too late.

....Beg your pardon? the "UGLLIEST TANNER SISTER"?

Surely you jest.

Because Michelle was a red headed venomous leprechaun throughout that entire show's nine season run.

Don't worry nevermore, I know what I am doing. Thanks for looking out though.

once a meth whore, always a meth whore.

Yikes!!!

and also, wtf..."pink taco"?

wasn't she addicted to crack?

85-

meth, actually.

Good afternoon FRIST. How you doing this fine day?

Well, I guess she could always get some work done on her butter face...
#82, that's not true!!! Or wait, is it?

#87 good, you?

#89 Doing very well FRIST. Just here reading about this little snotty bitch Jodie Sweetin. So FRIST, what is up for the weekend?

@81 victor if you are worried you can send me e-mail at schack69@yahoo.com

how do you guys not know who this is? Its clearly explained in the post that it's Stephanie from Full House, you all seem to know who the Olsen Twins are...this chick played the middle child.

either way, I'm glad she got off the meth

Oh, just hanging out with Jodie Swetin snorting some crystal meth...same ol same ol...

#91, I am not worried, somebody else was looking out for me. But I am not worried, you can send it.

FRIST am I invited? I wouldn't mind joining the two of you.

meth is the worst thing you can do

Did someone say meth?

Check this out - "Faces of Meth" - but don't say I didn't warn you. It gets pretty ugly...

http://www.drugfree.org/Portal/DrugIssue/MethResources/faces/index.html

#96 I know that. Just want to be in Jodie's and FRIST presence.

#96 sent you an e-mail just now.

Meth is an awful drug, believe me. I've had my experience with it, but I won't get too much into it. I'll just say I battled meth addiction for 10 years, and still deal with it. So I respect Tanner, and plus she has some mighty fine titties on her.

She sure does Jimbo. For once I will agree with you.

those ppl look unspeakably sad, stonerose

Really Jimbo? I did for like 3 yrs. I still battle addiction every day. Like I'm addicted to thesuperficial. And pills and booze. Wait, did I say I BATTLE it? No, I succumb.

How R-U-D-E!!! Wait till I go tell uncle Jesse!

Nah I have never done Meth. Did a little pot in high school. All I do is drink though. I love to drink.

yea FRIST I did it really wasn't and still isn't funny, recovery will always be a long process. But I do battle the superficial addiction, now that I can laugh at. And the addiction to titties and hairy pubes. But meth, that drug is no joke, lost my job 3 years ago because of my appearance and my wife almost walked on me.

Victor did you like the picture? It is one of my favorites. You are always kind of fond of your first steamer

SCHACK you a guy or girl. Can't tell from the picture.........lol.

Jimbo sorry to hear about that. And you too FRIST sorry to hear that.

shoulda known you were a washed-up married guy...

I am all girl

I am married? What the fuck?

How do you get I am married from what I have asked?

i didn't send you shit, victor

jim is trolling me. and i think he's you, too. but i don't care.

i can't trust people who've done meth for 10 years...

Just kidding victor. I did send you shit and there is plenty more where that came from

SCHACK send them, but some I can see what you look like.

maybe suicide isn't wrong. maybe life is a detour one takes on the way home.

no problem victor

i really hope you find what you were looking for, jim. you've done well.

@96 troll

meth is the drug of choice for people with the presence of mind not to abuse (too much). for the rest of you shitwits, i'd pretty much advise you to stay away.
ever have sex on meth? now you know what an orgasm is.

What are you guys talking about now??

Better article title: Jodie's Sweet'uns

Where is that hot little mic piece of ass--eagle? I would like to lick her dry as well!Izzy and Schack, you can have Eagle's sloppy seconds!

jim thinks i should have sex on meth.

i think orgasms are overrated. they're like really rich food. cloying.

but i wouldn't expect you to know what the candor of pure hearts feels like...

victor I am starting my own web page and I will post all of the pictures you want to see out there

Jeez, she's trying way too hard to be sexy. It just reeks of desperation. But she was always my favorite on Full House; couldn't believe she was the one to end up so messed up. Glad to see she's got her shit together again. And #80..."Because Michelle was a red headed venomous leprechaun throughout that entire show's nine season run." I totally agree w/ your comment; right on target. "Michelle" was and still is an ugly little monkey face. OOoohoooohhaaaahhhaaaahhh.

I'm right here Victor, but you can't shoot your load near the computer it will play havoc with the keyboard and/or CPU. That's right I said CPU. You're super hot now I know!

Schack, how do you get music notes on your name? My keyboard doesn't have that... :(

it's alt and a number combo, but i forget which one

Sex is great on meth, but the drug is awful. tore my life apart people. But this attention whore used it to get famous and that nice set of bonkers. I'd use her titties for a cock sandwich

i forgot that meth use is so high outside of metropolitan areas... i guess that's a whole 'nother america.

Alright this is the real Victor. Fuckers keep posting shit with my name. Fuck that shit. Anyway I am getting off. I make one fuckin post at the top, and fuckers go on and on with my name. Oh fuckin well. No big deal.

Victor that was not you I sent my favorite picture too

Sorry Victor. that was my first time and I only did it once. It was good for me? I'm a virginal poster/blogger! I don't know who the other posers are.

i know the meth has probably destroyed your brain, jim. but i think you should TRY to calm the fuck down, and ask yourself why you've been pretending to be 3 people, alone, for the past few hours.

i'm leaving, and i don't know if i'll be back.

I feel like I'm in some kind of psychological thriller movie...who's who? And maybe someone in here suffers from split personality disorder...I'm scared....hold me

If a comment is so pathetic that it sounds like it comes from someone who has never fucked a (living) female homo sapiens, then it must be the real Victor.

LOL

Wally! kisses & hugs: internet has been down for a week - missed you like crazy.

Dj Tanner = Candace Cameron aparently turned into some overly christian complete nutcase.

Read her advicecolumn here:
http://www.christianwomenonline.net/candidcandace.html

Jodie Sweetin looks like a boy with tits.

Who The hell is she??
anyway..she is pretty

pretty ugly...

Plain jane, dirty hair, no waist or assatall and major low self-esteem. Ginormous breast implants can't make up for all that though at least she tried. Hard.

unfortunately she still dresses like an 8 year old

Yuck. She should have had them work on her face before the tits.

If Zach Braff were really a doctor and a surgeon (not just Dr.)he could give me fake tits!

Never in a million years would I have guessed she'd turn out even close to hot. But she really looks cute here.

Even with her greasy hair she is still 110% better looking than the Olsen twins.

Did anyone else notice what is going on in gront of her ear?
IS it some sort of clip on face lift or chin lift? Her skin is pulled up and back just in front of here ear. How weird is that?

Actually she didnt marry a Hockey Player.... that was the older full house daughter that did that. Jodi married a cop and I believe separated since then

HOW RUDE!!!

Mmmkk.. just because her boobs are GINORMOUS, it doesn't make her hot. She does in fact look OLD and her face IS chubby. The fact that her chest really is that big makes her look unproportional and... a little bit fat.

she annoyed the shit out of me on full house.

little annoying overacting twit

now? horse teeth ... check
sly tard smile ... check
she looks awful ... like she has brain damage.
meth?

It looks like her pants are too small and are fighting to come off. Her hair looks terrible. Her top looks like it's going to burst from her ginormous boobs, and not in a good way. She needs to wash her hair. Ick.

Posted by hamacus on June 29, 2007 4:12 PM
OMG! I don't know who she is but I love her!

HAHAHAHA RETARD.

Man, people be always trippin' asking me WHO! I is... but I gotta give it to this skeezer; WHO?!

(P.S. I love the way she makes her undershirt/brasserie/whatever look like a heart)

This kind of cleavage has never been classy - just tryin' too hard..

Weird. Her face is definitely um. okay, i gues. But, i dont think her boobs are -that- big. its just a really great pushup bra..thing.

If you're gonna do the Throw-Your-Tits-In-The-Air-And-Wave-Em-Like-You-Just-Don't-Care stance, you need the makeup to match. Looks like a 12 year old's face on a twenty year old's bod. Someone get this girl Carmen Electra's phone number, stat!!

how can anybody say this girl is cute or pretty. one, she has a double chin in almost every picture. two, her face clearly resembles a mans face.

From Stephanie Tanner to Girl of the Playboy Mansion huh?

For those who doubt those are her tits, this pic was from the twins movie premiere sometime back:

[url]http://cel.webby.no/Jodie-Sweetin/images/nym_016.jpg [/url]

zhe remindz me off
thebagladybrittney:

her hair needz fixed
and parted, her face
iz fatt and ugly, and
zhe wears zhirtz like
mommiedearezt, that R
way too zmall for her..
did I zay, zhez ulgy bitch.?

The Olson Twins were ALWAYS ugly (NOT cute babies - and I got sick of people who thought so) until about mid-teens, now they've reverted back. DJ was chunky, slow, and not that cute. Candice surprisingly turned out really beautiful, almost too skinny. Stephanie was always a cutie and popular. Jodie was at a mid-sized city's mall for an autograph signing and was overrun by hordes of anxious teenagers and had to leave. She went through rough times and now looks like a normal young women. The hair and makeup could use work but at least she looks REAL. The jugs look fake with that brassierish thingy but are actually just pushed up nicely. #163's link likely proves that her breasts are authentic as it is hanging down in the middle like real ones do. I'm all for bashing unworthy celebs but this girl is just semi-modestly posing for those crazy pappazazzholes, with apologies to krazihottkelli.

I am very glad that Jodie is healthy and happy.

# 22 my thoughts exaclty- she totally had a nose job!!

it helps she's totally cuter than she was on those VH1 where are they now interviews

Obvs a munter

and Y izn't zhe dead?
I don't zee her for
yearz, but zhe hazn't
killed herzelf yet?
zurprizing...

uhh...who?

Oh my goodness, my ass is so sore.
I really don't know if I can stand anymore tonight. Jimbo is a horse in disguise. His dick is enormous. From now on, I shall call him Jimbohorse. He's my hero.

Just wondering if anyone can figure out why her face is tacked up to the front of her right ear?

#165, definitely true. The Olsen Twins were very ugly babies. I am surprised that they could not have found better looking children for that role.

In my opinion, I have always thought DJ Tanner was chubby and ugly (I am not sure about now). I thought Stephanie was the cutest Tanner daughter but definitely got the shaft on many of the good lines, parts played, and their daddies love... definitely the neglected sister.

D.J AKA Candice Cameron is beautiful today! She's Hot! She looks the best out of all of them! Especially those freaky twins! Ahhh

Good God what a Push-up!

Wow. She looks like...normal. It is truly disturbing. Non-fake (pseudo-)celebrities give me the creeps.

She certainly does not Bom Chicka my WahWah.

Jimbo, I'm waiting for you. Cum to me, baby.
Here I sit with my legs spread wide open for you. Just cum in when you get here, don't knock.

Last I heard about Candace Cameron (DJ Tanner) and her brother Kirk, they became holy rollers .. I think they had some kind of website up. I don't know about y'all but that just makes me want to become saved. :p

the pink taco-hhaha I dont care if there real or not-id still hump it

Nice to see that bitch still has the same old caveman jaw she was rocking fourteen years ago.

Pornstar.
I guess if she needs the money...

FRIST! to get a musical note hold down the ALT key and press 14 on the number pad. Release ALT key. If it doesn't work you can just copy and paste one of these ♫♫♫♫♫ (if you see them)

my, how you've aged.

I wouldn't mind covering her rack with my manjuice

When she Od's on meth, her inflato-tits will make for a reasonably sexy corpse.

she's a tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeker...!

This girl looks ok. She's not a princess like me, but she's not that bad looking at all.

I would cum on her face in, in her eyes, in her pussy, in her ass and spray cum all over the rest of her 23 hours a day everyday. The other hour I would eat and exercise just like Paris Hilton.

Who's this voloptuous creature? I noticed the posts are geting better.Keep improving yourself and go on with the good works!

It's hot that she did meth. The sweaty greasy hair look is also working for her. I'd like to bang her from behind while she smokes a pipe in a dirty drug den.

189=I'm sure U would U filthy
Ho..U muzt be the naztiezt bitch
ever and England can have your
dirty azz..U fit right in there
with the rest of thoze filthy fuckerz.

Sorry to say that it's been reported that since Mia has suffered suck trauma from her
two devildog dicks stuck up her ass, they have decided not to throw away one devildog. Instead, they have reattached it to her and now she has a penis. She will be home soon, send cards to Mia, gateway to Hell.

Her boobs look too fake.Do someone know how old is she?Ugly!

Jesus, 6 needs to get fucking laid.

omg this is heaps weird as i just brought full house cos i watched it as a kid...wow weird to see her grown up whilst in the mist of watching her as a 5 yr old...... she looks so different

Geeez, those same tits on a horse... then maybe... oh wait...

I'd motorboat that!....Twice!

She "grew" up and OUT quite wonderfully!! YEOW!!!!

I always wanted to fuck Kimmy Gibbler. The uglier ones are always a better lay.

http://members.tripod.com/~olsenfan/ab12.jpg

I'm not real sure what happened to her, although, I'm pretty sure she changed her name to Sandra Bernhardt later in life.

http://www.style.com/style/view/47/61/100076147.jpg

She looks high as a kite. Still hot though.

Looks like she's on her way to having a nice career in porn.

Recent pic of "Kimmy Gibler"

Wrong. This is Mcauly Caulkin. He just got some implants recently and a some horse teeth. All you sick dudes gettin off on this dude, some serious closet homo's gettin all excited for this boy, sheesh.

Jodie's way hotter than Shitney and Hohan.

My how the little girl has grown up. dang...

What the hell happened to her? She's ugly now.

So adorable. Looks like the hot girl next door. She needs to start acting again!

STEPHANIE TANNER??!?! Can it be?!?!

she looks stoned

Sorry to say this but Jodie seems to have taken the wrong path in a big way. Before her breast job she was perfectly fine. The bad path started when she did the meth thing. Thankfully she's off that now. The breast job wasn't needed and now she hosts that sleezy pants off dance off. It seems a major shame that someone who was so pretty went so far down the wrong path and now seems like a slutty girl. I really hope she works out the problems in her life and becomes truly happy. She was a tallented actor on full house and I'm sure she can do better than that sleazy pants off thing.

Jodie Sweetin is better off Drug Free

Jodie Sweetin is better off Drug Free

Jodie Sweetin is better off Drug Free