Jun 29 2007Jessica Simpson is fancy

Too weird to ever be hot again.

SECOND!!

Ugh, that outfit.. that purse... that hideous face UGH!!!

Oh, look! A new post!!!

SHE IS NOT AS PRETTY AS SHE USED TO BE! HER BOOBS ARE SOOOOOOOOOO FAKE, FOR HER TO BELIEVE SHE IS FOOLING ANYONE IS AS SAD HAS HER BLEACHED HAIR. (NO, SHE ISN'T FOOLING ANY ONE WITH THAT EITHER!)

Who punched her in the nose? (second to the last picture) Yuk!!!

What the hell is going on with the meat hook claws hanging over her Pleaser dance shoes? I hate it when strippers wear them that way.

better bet boing beh?

Well that's what happens when you try to stuff size 9 feet in size 6 shoes

honestly she doesnt look that bad! we've all seen worse

I think I saw the same dress at Walmart. Shitney tried to buy it first but she couldn't fit in it.

Yeah the shoes are awful. "Pleaser" shoes haha! Someone knows their stripper shoes brands ;)
I bought a pair for my last Halloween outfit.
The most uncomfortable shoes ever. Sitting in my closet now.

Thank God she's back to the fake blonde again. The dark tones as well as the red made her eyes look creepy. Drew too much attention to a face that should never get much attention as it's fugly.

sure she looks a little dressed up for just walking around but wow... so harsh you guys

Better fake than none. Too bad she didn't trip on her dress tho.

it looks likes she's "hawking" the bag. like she's a human billboard for it...just the way she's holding it out there like Jen Aniston and her Smart Water.

She looks like she's wearing one of those cheap prom dresses the put the women in for the reveal on "The Swan".

Come to think of it, that low cut sparkly thing she wore was in the same family of ugly. What is her current obsession with "pageant wear"? Must be a Texas thing...

I'll just post another comment out of spite for my boss. God, I hate him!

That dress doesn't fit you.

Let me stay this slowly so you get it, Jessica.

DRESS NO FIT

The fabric is not supposed to bow out at the sides of your breasts.

The shoes, the dress, the purse, the hair.. there's always something not right about her. She just doesn't get it. She's a person acting and dressing like they *think* a celebrity would. It's always off.

She has no charisma, no business sense, no pop talent, and a brand built on being stupidity (see: chicken of the sea). I wish she would go away just so she could find what she is really supposed to be doing with her life, because this is *not* it.

How has no one noticed that in the last picture she appears to have a Penis?

The only picture where said crotch is not covered by her bag, mind you.

#20 Yes, and she peed on herself with it.

That outfit totally looks like it was homemade. With all the money she has, why would she wear something like that? I don't understand celeb fashion. It seems to be a contest for who can look the worst.

HUZZAH for exercise and dangerous dieting. She looks fantastic. I mean, compared to a couple of weeks ago? Good on her. It should only ever take a few 'fat shots' to get anyone to the gym.

That dress is waaaaay too long, what the hell Jessica?

26th!!!

I don't like the dress at all, but she looks sooooo much better as a blond.

that is one ill-fitting dress. look at the side of the boobs. and the color is indeed cheap prom. gross.

What the hell is wrong with her chin?

i just want pictures of this chick's supertongue. i fucking love that obscene thing.

I can't believe she started as a singer. Is that over? The movie career never took off. She's down to just walking around Hollywood aimlessly.

That dress looks like a fancy blue maxi-pad. But maybe that's the look she was going for.

that drag queen has a tiny weiner!! (cock doggy!!)

that dress is fucking fugly. looks like a curtain gone wrong...

The implants suffered from the recent rapid weight loss--you can see that one of them has shifted down in pic #6, I think. You can only yo-yo so much before the flesh don't bounce all the way back; twenty-five ain't twenty.

God, she is evolving into Dolly Pardon!

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Didn't she used to be pretty? Did her face just start growing in all directions, or what happened?

This chick was never pretty. She used to have big boobs so no one paid any attention to her face.

While not exactly a fan here, I have to say she looks a hell of a lot better now than that pic Fish posted of her with those pants pulled up to her tits a few weeks back.
Hey the chick looks good, just went through a break-up and wants to show her shit off. Good for her I say. If only it were that easy for the rest of us to give the figurative finger to people that dumped us.
Eh.

O.k., this is scary, but I think she looks pretty good. Of course, I was just looking at the stories about Brit and Hohan, so compared to them, a pile of dog food would look attractive.

Why can't these women seem to dress themselves anymore, though, without doing something ridiculous? Where are their handlers, or dressers, or whoever the hell makes sure they don't look like crap when they leave the house?

btw, has her nose always looked like that???

Wow, she has lost a lot of weight. She is kind of ugly though. She need to have her nose done. I think she would look a lot better. Ugly hair color too.

my god she is horrible

messica simpson...is on the loose again! She sucks ass, and Nick Lachey knew it! He tried to stick in there for the long run..but then he realized that she wasn't worth it...He def. upgraded!

Isn't that Cacee Cobb in pic #6?? I thought those girls broke up long ago...

While I'm glad she finally went back to blonde, she needs a whole new look. This is tired.

The material reminds me of Umbros, those soccer shorts.

babe....you don't know much about fashion, do you? i would stop making it a headline, then...

why does her purse look like it's from a kindergarden class? just because it's yellow & purple? you need to stop making fashion comments because you obviously always sound like you don't know what you're talking about.

That is one buck-toothed biatch. Whoever says she's "hot" or good-looking is full of shit. The bitch has a Broom Hilda nose, buck teeth and is dumb as a box of rocks...

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Wow.
Are those Anna Nicole's teeth??

that cocktail aspiring dress will look totally hot if its SHORT.

who dresses like a mermaid in a weather and day like this?

is it just me or does she get uglier & uglier each day? i don't know what happened after her & Nick broke up, but holy sh*t!! i'll admit she WAS hot when they were together. but after the downgrade to John Mayer, she turned into his mini-me!!

Amazing what they can do with polymers these days.

Yeah, the purse does pretty much blow it...but one section of her outfit had to match her IQ.

zhe lookz zo upzet
like zhe haz zomething
ztuck up her azzhole...

She has a really good figure. Big Boobs, fake or real, are fantastic!

Linebacker

re: pic 10 - I love when all of these 'A-list' losers wear heels so high that their skanky toes hang over the front of the shoes. Wow, that's really sexy!!

Well geesus, her worst accessory is that doorknob Ken Paves.

Hello? He's a hairdresser. What the hell are you dragging him around for? Loser + Loser = Total Losers.

it must be nice to afford every shade of fake hair they make. this outfit is foul, and she is really dumb.

She lookz ok, I guess. At least she's way better looking and acts more like a lady then Britney. She would be fun to fly with.

That dress would be better crumpled on my floor... just a thought.

hotness is back!!

I bet she sings this song!

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she looks like her father in a dress. what does the simpson mother look like? why have we never heard of her?

She looks like a barbie.

Is it peculiar that she's using her purse to cover her stomach in every shot?

#30 don't tell Victor....

btw, which one is Ken Paves? - the Washing machine salesman or the slightly rumpled drunk?

She fucks for tracks.

oh, authorman, you know nothing about fashion

There has been no celebrity idiocy since this twit paraded around in her Umbro gown (good one #47!)?

Oh please...even though the dress is a miss she looks a lot better now than she did a few weeks ago. At least her body has curves unlike Vanessa's.

yeah, right! on what planet?

what was it?! grease night?! i dont get it!!!

Supposedly she has lost about 20lb... I do not really see it in any of those shots.

AND, I second that in the last picture she looks like she has a penis... a small one

I thought she looked really nice, until I noticed her chin again. Don't they have chin reduction surgery? She needs a fake chin to go with those ginormous jumblies she bought.

That dress looks cheap.. like the material was .50cents out of a bargain bin...

She should stop with the plastic surgery to her face... The dr. she picked (dont know who) but whoever he is ..he needs to be known..so other people don't go to him and screw their face up.

And her assistant...Cassie? (dont remember her name) ..but she looked a whole lot better way back then too......
Looks wise...Her and Jessica are reressing...instead of progressing...

She’s covering up a pee spot with her ugly bag.

Jezzica really needz to find
a really great zong and get
out there and zing like zhe
uzed to. Zhe can zhow thebaglady
(brittney) how to zing and not
fake it like her..

For cying out loud! My trolls didn't shut you up yet? Learn to spell, retard.

Just ignore Krazihotkelli. She obviosly has no friends and this is how she seeks attention, even if it is negative attention.

holy bazoombas, bazookas, torpedos and tah tahs, great BOOBS and no DEBT the perfect combo!

Jimbo's dick was so good and juicy last night. I can only hope for the same thing tonight. Hopefully, he hasn't run out of steam yet. yummy dicks..

Looks like shes trying to hide something..like a penis. She is holding in the same area in every picture.

I think that's exactly what you need, Krazihotkelli. Go and get yourself some dick. Maybe a hot, beef injection will fix your attitude, stupid virgin.

She can't even walk in it.

#86==what the fuck:
R U talkin?

therez nothin wrong
with attitude, bitch...

therez nothin an ugly
cock would fix...

and being a virgin..
iz not bad, at leazt
I'm not all uzed up
like U.

#76, it's called a clitoris.

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Not only am I high, but I'm drunk as well....therefore, I think she looks pretty damn good. She looks like she's lost weight, and even though her chin looks elongated, she doesn't look too tranny! Maybe when I've recovered I'll change my mind, we'll see.

kinda would like to see her and and britney in a lesbian love fest--gezz maybe thats the liqour talking again-shhhhh

I am not a fun, but I have to accept that she doesnt look bad. The only question is: going around in Hollywood dressed in that way? Is this not a little bit too much?

I registered your name with typekey so when they get it back on this site, you are GONE, Krazihotkelli.

Way to go Techclerk!

My only question is.... why is she holding her purse in front of her tummy in every picture? Maybe she saw Christina's baby bump pic's and thought it was the new pose??

#94=Y would U do such a thing?
I do not troll U, but U have
trolled me, zo I guezz I'll
register your name with typekey
zo that U R gone.

I'll give you your typekey password after you demonstrate that you learned to quit making fun of people with dyslexia.

MY MILKSHAKE IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!!

I could of sworn that dyslexia
people wrote and read backwardz..

Isn't this site about making fun
of people...damn this is hard to
write normal, I guess that I'm not
normal. kill me for it, already!1

98=I think that you are communist.

Why the blue spandex, is she some kind of superhero?

Idiotica!! with the power to lower her own IQ!

Jessica has looked better and still could. She's just sick of men and people controlling her. She probably just needs a good vacation in the South of France.

sorry to take the subject away from the boobs wrap in shiny crap, but i need some help
am makin a bowlin top as joke for friend i got paris's head with a crown made of ten pins and i was goin to call it hilton's hole and in small writin every nice is cheap night can anyone think of a better motto for it? or a better name.. thanks guys

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Jezzica, get your xhit together!
wake up bitch..no more old men♠♠♠

crap sorry typo " every night is cheap night"

I am reporting that their has been an accident at Britney's house and let's just say that someone is in the hospital trying to recover, while Britney was put back into rehab. Her stay this time will be a long one. We would appreciate prayers from everyone.

Breaking News: Mia is in the hospital with two devildogs stuck up her ass. The devil was experimenting with his new double dicks, and let's just say..they both got stuck and now she can't move or take a shit. Please send cards, she's suffering.

#94 & 98=Hey azzfuck...
letz zee U regizter thiz
screen name, bitch▼♀!

the sad part is she could look great if she learned to dress...

Guys, I'm ok. My ass is sore, but it will recover. I do have a dick now, and that's going to take some getting use to. Maybe it will be fun, once I get used to it. I'll let you know what I end up doing with it.

Mia, cum back to bed, bitch. I am not done with you. Just because you broke both of my devildogs, don't mean that I didn't grow more. Now get your asshole back here, NOW BITCH! I'm waiting.

wtf is wrong with all of you???...shes beautiful...her face is pretty..shes not perfect but shes 100 better looking than any of you idiots..so you know..if it makes you feel better to talk shit...ur welcome to it...but it wont make you any better looking

Still the hottest strong saftey in the NFL.

101= Wouldn't you mean "communizt"? I was wondering how stupid krazihotkelli was able to troll me with gay fantasies that were actually readable text.

My apologies for blaming you, krazihotkelli. But I'm still not giving you your password.

#111 & #112
wtf?! that is just stupidity, ya know. Besides your "lucifer" charactor just sounds hot to me.

Jessica Simpson is very, very stupid and her dad may or may not have highly inappropriate feelings about his daughter, but she's okay. I think she is sorta cute and much better of course than the Skank Trifecta.

oh and yeah, I forgot to say this.... she was a world class fucking idiot to listen to Pervy Joe and leave Nick Lachey. Thank you.

Jessica needs to get a young beautiful man and not some old man with gray hair in his ears and balls. Peter doesn't have gray hair. He's sexy.

Damn. She's all face and all kooky. She should try out for a part in the Addams Family movie. (And not the pretty blonde sister, either.)

She looks good. Like always...

jessica simpson is the definition of a butterface.... open up a dictionary, you'll see....

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jessica is the most beutiful woman in the world!!!!!She is the best singer,actors person!!!
i love her