Jun 20 2007Jessica Biel wears bikinis for GQ

dam shes hot but her grandma theory is a litte weird

Third!

she's so hot!! and elegant!

1st

It'll be pretty funny if her kids/grandkids are fat ugly porkers. "Just so you know, I was only, oh, the hottest woman alive back in my day. No pressure tho! LOL!"

6th!

What a minute...

drool

hahah thats funnay #5 yea what a weird thought she had...anyway i really think she is pretty fucking close to perfect...and to all of you obsessed with saying first. go eat a fucking nutsack you dumbfucks are so gay that even if elizabeth hurley was naked on playboy you would rather say first than to look at the pictures...NICE PICTURES BIEL! =)

eighth!!! boingggg......hey that's an eight too :)

Biel is much hotter than Alba!!!!!

she puts all the skin and bone models to shame. She looks gorgeous. Justin is one lucky guy.
Definately an upgrade from Cameron.

BEST ASS IN THE WORLD. FUCKING AMAZING. WHY DONT THEY TAKE MORE ASS SHOTS OF CELEBRITIES I DONT UNDERSTAND. SO HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

i cant wait till shes a grandma!!

She gorgeous I have to say. And refreshing.

Nice to finally see pics of a decent-looking broad on this site. Biel's a natural beauty.

Damn right Justin's lucky... He bangs Brit when she was hot, not to mention it was her first time. Then he gets this "missle twister"?

What's wrong with her face in these pics? I thought she was prettier than that, but her face looks weeeird here. She's got a great figure, but it looks like she's going the way of the typical hollywood star and losing too much meat. And of course they've all got to strip down and do the bikini thing, don't they? All that being said, I know she's an attractive girl w/ a great bod; but there's just something "off" about her. I don't sense the real, genuine, feminine thing going on. I just always get this lesbo vibe from her. And I think Justin is just her beard. I think she's just workin' the sex symbol thing because she knows what it takes to get ahead in hollywood. I bet she's one smart cookie. But I wouldn't undress around her.

Just like I made her.... Damn I'm GOOD.
Dad bless me...

Jesus Humphrey Christ

I still think Alba's hotter.

#18
Don't forget to stop, drop, and roll. I think you may have some fire in your future.

Nice body etc etc... but there is just something about her face that is just not pretty and I can't put my finger on it...

17 you are jealous...have you seen the video of her dancing around at some talk show...if she isn't feminine, you seriously need to was your ass

She's gorgeous. WTF does she see in Justin T? I think he is so fugly.

WAX

#16, hate to break it to you, but rumor has it Britney wasn't a virgin when she was w/ Justin. I saw some show on the E channel a long time ago where they interviewed her very first boyfriend. And he very much eluded to the fact that(despite all the media blitz around her losing her virginity)Britney wasn't a virgin when she was w/ Justin, and he, in fact was her real devirginator. I wouldn't have bought it, if it weren't for the fact that he started talking abt all these times they spent in his p's basement...and then had a photo of a very young Brit in her bra (probably the only time she wore one!) , which he supposedly took in his parents basement, to back it up. huh-huh! (not that anyone really cares anymore, but it does just go to show you what a poser she is).

and you get the lesbo vibe because you want to lick her clit.

She's sooo much hotter than Alba.

#10 - Watch yourself my lamb... There is a little known Proverb I never got around to telling Solomon....

Never compare a Ferrari to Lamborghini. If you can drive either, you are blessed...

Now stop talking smack about my Lamborghini...

I don't see the hype about her. She's kinda manly to me, and her face is nothing special. At least Jessica Alba is pretty.

miss oblivious lost her virginity to a hot dog i have pictures

Jessica Alba's coloring and features are much more attractive. She's more feminine and not as masculine as Jessica Biel. She also has a nicer face.

her face used to be gorgeous- too bad she gave herself a triangle for a nose and slugs for lips

i thought she was lesbian, is she with justin??? yummy he's hot, she's pretty too, nice body

She is sexy as Fuck! Damn! JT have a winner on his hands! He lips look so damn delicious! I COULD SEE THEM AROUND MY PENIS!

She is sexy as Fuck! Damn! JT have a winner on his hands! He lips look so damn delicious! I COULD SEE THEM AROUND MY PENIS!

TYPO(HER LIPS) i COULD ALSO SEE THEM KISSING MY NECK, BEFORE SHE GOT BEND OVER, SO I COULD RAM HER!

now she looks like a jack-o-lantern with a hemmaroid donut for a mouth

we all know you meant HE lips, snoop

Biel is so much more hotter than Alba... it's like comparing the difference of shooting a bullet and throwing a bullet.
Alba has a nice little round ass and that's it. After seeing her in the latest "Fantastic Four", I realize how fucked up looking she is. Of course this is MY opinion.

What's with all the Jessica Alba fans?! Talk about steal Jessica Biel's thunder! At least Jessica Biel has talent whereas Alba is a talentless bitch and has only got anywhere because of the way she looks.

I MEANT HER LIPS, JACK OFF JUICE!

Yeah but if everyone is talking about LOOKS which everyone is, and the post is dedicated to how she looks, than Jessica Alba totally beats her. She has better style, and she doesn't look manly. Also, I don't see the talent in Jessica Biel. Because she was on 7th heaven? Big deal. She looked nothing special on that either.

http://television.gearlive.com/blogimages/jessica_biel.jpg

Nothing special.

First!

Ever since Alba has been on the scene she has always been showing off her ass whereas Biel has always been more conservative and showing off her talent.

She is even going to be in an upcoming movie with Adam Sandler - Alba wouldn't have a chance in hell in starring in a movie with him - why? because she has no talent!

Alba is "Nothing Special".

Jessica Alba, sucks! She don't have nothing going on! This chick totally beats her! Jessica Alba, was cute before she lost all of that weight that she use to look good carrying! Oh, Jessica A. Played in those wack-ass movies, that's what #42, was talking about, he/she probably wants to eat Jessica A. cupcake! Sorry, but this bitch sucks all around!

I can only continue to sincerely hope that she is so much a lesbian. Please, please, let her be a lesbian.

I'm just stating my opinion, and I think Jessica Biel is manly. And clearly this post is about HER LOOKS, not her talent. Adam Sandler? Man, how lucky is she. I mean, ADAM SANDLER, he's been in some GREAT movies. Jessica Alba may not have great acting skills, but in terms of looks, she is much more attractive. My OPINION, and whatever anyone says about masculine Jessica Biel won't change it. And Jessica Alba was in movies with stars on the same caliber as Adam Sandler, if that's what you were getting at, #44.

*KABOOM*
there goes my penis,
but worth it, totally worth it

these pictures are great, but i wish they had more butt shots.
yeah, i guess you can say my dick exploded, but now i have to clean my keyboard and my screen, it's a mess!!!

#48/#49 - Have you guys ever seen a movie called Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion??
There's this guy in it who has to carry around a huge notebook because everytime he see's Michelle he gets a huge erection.
That what you guys sound like - no composure and get nervous around hot girls.

ohmygodijusthadone.

i love boys, but give me jessica biel anyday.

If Angie's smart, her next career move will be to hook up with Jess.

#20 - Don't forget to use lotion. I think you have lonely nights of masterbation YOUR future...

But don't worry... It isn't really a sin. Dad gave you that wang so you could beat it like it owes you money. And you won't even go blind or get hairy palms... Well, in your case HAIRIER... Dad bless you #20.

Jesus "Yes, I CAN actually Tap Dance" Christ

(Jazz hands)

i don't know guys, she's a little manly for me. and kinda thick. i'd eat sushi off jessica alba though.

what happened to the funny people who used to post on here?

Digg it

http://www.digg.com/celebrity/Alex_from_diggnation_goes_to_the_gym_with_the_Sexiest_Woman_Alive/blog

Kinda thick?! You're the type that's ruined our society's view on attraction. Enjoy your 10-year-old-boy ass and hips and leave the curves to me. Only real men can handle that.

#50/Ponk:
yes, i'll admit, that's exactly how i am, especially being nervous around hot girls part.
god, my life sucks!
oh well...haha!

I'd let her do Kegels on my cock until I passed out. In both holes.

AZZ UP FACE DOWN THATS ABOUT IT NICE BODY AVERAGE FACE SUCH A WASTE OF A NICE BODY

JESSICA ALBA'S FACE ON HER BODY WOULD LOOK GOOD IN MY OPINION

Agree with #60...but then again I like them natural, average beauty types. Alba's face on Jessica Booty's body would ROCK!

I agree with 51. I'd pass up any schlong to have her for one night... ;)

What is that tattoo on her stomach. It looks like a butterfly. I heard that is the symbol for gay women. So, I think you guys are out of luck.

LOL

jessica alba, is the thinnest bitch besides Paris Herpes Hilton! Jessica alba, sucks hogs ass! jESSICA bEIL COME TO DADDY, LIKE A GOOD GIRL!

as soon as we start thinking some celebrity is actually hot and talented all the fat bitches show up. LESBIAN LESBIAN...pfft fuck you girls are so self concious...specially when all this fuckers are jacking off.

So they let just anyone be sexiest woman alive now?

look at those perfect legs...that ass is so banging, the boobs are perfect size. She's tall she is confident, she can dance...she is pretty much perfect.

Just because I don't agree with what people think doesn't mean I'm fat. In fact, I'm far far from fat. People DO have different opinions.

68th Bitches! Yeah!

I mean...69th.

yea whatever you say that online...but you are eating walmart donuts i have pictures

#55 You came and scared them away

Okay, fine I AM a fat bitch, even my myspace name says it, before I commented on this site. Go ahead, myspace me, I'm fat bitch on there. I don't know how many others there are, but look me up. I'm a FAT COW

Oh Elizabeth you just can't get it right can you

myspace HAHAHHA probably the only way you can get LAID!!!!!! JUSTIN TIMBERCOCK

She's still got absolutely nothin' on Jessica Alba. Her body isnt that shapely and she's manly as fuck.

Oh my. I just searched for "fat bitch" as the display name on myspace. there are a lot. ermmm...

#73 - Ha ha - i think you are taking things a bit too personally!
Maybe you should change your name to eatingcelerystick - eatingcupcake just makes everyone think you're a fattie boom boom.
Post your myspace page - go on i dare you - no make that double dare you!

Everyone has myspace you dolt. And who the hell uses it to get laid? You're an idiot.

now we have guys, impersonating as girls to make the fat bitches feel better, how cute you might just get her e-mail OR HER Aol!!! woo wooo...myspace fags.

I guess I don't have to, for a bunch of regular superficial commentors, but what the hell. I can hear the racial comments coming right after I do. Also, my page is and has always been private, I didn't change it for this site. I eat cupcakes, yes. I ate two today. I don't gain weight easily. www.myspace.com/robertsmithislov

go a week without shaving and post some chewbaca pictures and will see how feminine you are...meow

hahahahhaha....post 82 is so right.

I don't need to shave much, actually. I'm not very hairy.

those cupcakes are keeping you alive...

please...i have seen porn of your kind.

The cupcakes are keeping me alive? Not so much, but they do make me happy. Real food tends to keep me alive. But who's gonna make a name "eatingmeatloaf"?

And porn? Wha? I don't do porn. And I don't see anyone else posting their pictures.

haha...i drop my case...you win. plus you like the cure so i can't keep this going.

She is a beautiful girl....BUT her face is not that great. Kind of LAMA MEETS CAMEL and MANLY.

She is still way hotter than most, though.

The Cure is the best.

KILLING AN ARAB!!!!!!

KILLING AN ARAB!!!!!!

I figured it out (her face)! PIC # 3..Atraiou (sp?) the flying dog in The Never Ending Story...or a puppet from The Dark Crystal.

Also, a little Carly Simon.

The sexiest woman of the year 2005?
First, that's like so 2 years ago! **valley girl accent here or lispy gay dude**
Second, isn't that the same magazine (or was it Maxim?) who picked Lohan as the sexiest woman of the year this year?
Anyhow, who cares.
Gotta give it to her, she's hot.
She needs more boobs and less testosterone though. And that manly voice is kinda annoying. Tomboy qualities are sexy on Angelina Jolie, but her?...not so much for some reason.
Other than that yeah whatever she's hot.

But why the fuck is she dating that wigger? He nasty. Plus he slept with 'the joker' for years and years (WTF) and Britney too. Yuck.

Gotta ruin perfect skin with a dumb-ass skanky looking tatt near her puss.

I don't have a penis, but my head wants to explode every time I look at the constant dumbass expression on her face. I can't understand why any man could trade down from someone as smart and interesting as Cameron Diaz to this woman. But I couldn't figure out why Cameron would want to date a "man" who looks like he still wears underoos, either.
Pulling up her shirt is probably the most intellectually challenging thing Jessica can do, and I bet she can't even do that without explicit instructions.

I ruv you jessicar bier! Numbah wan!

Her face is not much more lovely than Jennifer Aniston. Seriously her body is what makes people lose it. LOOK AT HER FACE FOR A SEC and you'll see what I mean. Honestly she doesn't have the gorgeous face with big eyes and button nose and cupids lips that I personally like. She's got a little MAN in her (hmmm that works in two ways cause she's also dating Justin).

Anyslut the year after her someone else was the sexiest woman alive (Scarlet?) and by "alive" they mean famous and living in America. Shit your pants if you like she ain't my bottle of beer but, she's hot.

Cameron Diaz...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...JT...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I just watched the movie London and y'all ought to see that before you diss her face and such. At least she's got the balls, no pun intended, to do a lot of photoshoots sans makeup, but when she is madeup, she's 10x hotter (in the face, the body is a no-brainer) than HoHan and the majority and others so-called hotties.

#17 -- I agree with you 100%.

#76, #89, and to all of the hating bitches that think that jessica B. is ugly! What the fuck did you take? What kind of drugs are you own, besides Mary Jane? Jessica Alba, is so damn Washed up! That Skinny Bitch absolutely have NO ASS! She barely has a shape! You can't say that hooker, is talented, becasue her movies sucked! I don't care how much star power tried to pull her movies, they still sucked! These pictures are the real deal! i guess all the fat Bitches are out tonight, eating ho-ho's, gathering around the computer....lusting, and dreaming how nice it would be to be like All of the the fit, fine women! Bitch, wake up, maybe in another life!

typo(what kind of drug's on you on?(ON) fuck all of you bitches!

Dear #104,

I think she has a great body and overall she's a beautiful girl, I just saw a facial resemblance to some funny things...RELAX.
BTW, I'm not FAT and I don't eat Ho-Ho's. I was a runway model, so I saw tons of beautiful faces in my day. I retired when I got my doctorate two years ago. Please get your rants straight.

I know who is fat

JRZMOMMY!

Boner

eh she's not so great, her boobs are kinda saggy in one of the pictures

i think i look better in a bikini

Man, I'd pay to see her naked. Up close.

well....why aren't you famous, yet alexxxx? Is it because secretly you're a transie!

Yeah alexx - we all know your an ugly bitch otherwise you would'nt be saying you look better than Jessica Biel in a bikini. Stop trying to make out your someone your not - otherwise post a pic of yourself and let us be the judges.

Latas

She has a nice body and everything but her face is too manly lol. She looks like Geisel Bundchen..

Normally I think she's a very pretty girl, but her face looks like Cojo here (Steven Cojocaru). HA!

What happened to the badonkadonk? I thought she had a much juicier ass than that. Don't get me wrong, she has a great body. Too bad she only likes the ladies. And as for her face...I've seen it look better in regular pictures of her out walking her dog on the street than in this photo op. #89 was dead on..."Kind of LAMA MEETS CAMEL and MANLY"...couldn't have said it better as far as these pics are concerned. Maybe thats why domingo likes her...he likes the lama dong.

Cant u people see that these photos are not real, anybody can look like that from a magazine photo. I'V seen her ass it's the largest thing in the world trust me.

I don't understand why people think she looks manly. I certainly don't see it. That's all woman.

And whoever thinks Jessica Biel is too thick is a stupid little boy who has never been (and never will be) with a real woman. Grow up and get some hair on your balls and THEN talk about women.

she as an awesome body, but i don't think she's beautiful...

wow "too thick"?? jeez, how about congrats for working out and actually eating food? alba is pretty but biel is a real woman with real curves. that makes her much more elegant than alba

My boyfriend refers to Jessia Biel as "the poor man's Scarlett Johannsen". However, she does have an absolutely amazing ass that I'd kill to have if I wasn't too lazy to work out 1000 times a day.

What is a "real woman"? Why does the "real woman" have to be a "curvy woman"? Real women aren't in how they look but how they carry themselves. Also, just because someone may not be curvy all over the place doesn't mean they aren't REAL women. I hate it when curvier girls insult smaller ones by saying that they are REAL women, as if you can't be small and still be considered a woman.

I want to lick her ...

Hot Hot

Smokin hot man

eatingcupcake, WAWAWA go cry somewhere else.

Jessica Biel > Jessica Alba

anddd I like how all the haters are saying she has a "manly body."

Be original? lol

she is hot. shut up, its the truth.

I'd like to have the same body!:(

she has an amazing body but her face just doesnt have the cute factor of Alba. Alba beats her in the voice/personality department too.

What is up with her nose, seriously? It looks like she carved it out of wax and suplerglued it on. Put a paper bag over her head though and you've got one hot chick...

Tramp stamp!

man my granmomma so hot i wannta fuck her right now

I would crawl over a mile of broken glass to eat teh corn out of her shit.

THE corn. (Slow down butt munch)

I know you straight men have a strange way of looking at things, but what's the big deal? Pretty girl, nice figure. Her tits are too small and her head is a bit too big; some of her features are unproportional. By no means the sexiest woman on the planet. Jessica Alba is much prettier?

133 More than amouthful is a waste, but being American, i don't mind a "little waist" Pun intended..

Natural Beauty..That What She is..

I think she is beautiful. she's got a great smile.

137th

I can't see all that well.........there's a big mess all over my screen.

She looked so Hot In The Movie Blade 3. Now she's so hot, I'm in 7th Heaven!
After speaking to her in person, not only is she a beauty but she is also very intelligent, I love a woman with a beautiful mind.
OOBIE BABBA WOOBIE BABBA

Ever wonder why I like Crustaceans?
Me Neither!!
I Love Meatloaf and Gravy!

So yes!! I know Jessica Biel and y'all can just bite me!
She's my 3rd cousin!

her body iz hott,
but zhe muzt of
looked at Leatherface
way too much in
"Chainzaw" coz her
face iz fucked up!

Never went for the sexiest woman alive. Never seen her in a real environment so how to say but she's never looked better than in these pics. The photographer should be on her payroll.

Krazikelli, your remedial English course is helping. But you still can only beat out a high school dropout for a job. From Mexico.

English!

her face ain't pretty
therefore, alba> biel
definitely

Sexiest woman or not. In that 3rd pic, I'd bury my face in there......

grrrrrr

It's not even THAT bad, but this is the worst I've ever see JB look in the face. It's one of them “make her look dirty on purpose” phot shoots. Like others said, she looks better in crappy 'razzi shots from the street, yet when made up she looks incredible. She has some weird this, and some weird that, but you all gotta admit she's DAMN FINE.

She makes me want to kill myself. Sickest body ever.

omg i'm jerking off right now, she's definitely good enough to eat!

The only way she's the World's Hottest Woman is if the contest was only held for "below the neck". Great body, butter face.

She looks great -

- healthy, happy, strong.

I only wish I had as much time to devote to working out, being active, and looking hot!!

She has a face?

I hadn't noticed.

It's hard to believe she and Nichole Ritchie are the same gender.

Body? Niiiiice... Face? Not so much.

shudafuxup it's not about being creative and original, dumbass.

Her body is smokin' hot! But I'd have to turn around when I drop the Steamer because her face is shot through with dudeness

okay i'm done jerking off now i need to go slap my salami!!!! oh! oh! Oh! OHHHHH!!!!!

Ain't she from the land of lesbos? Uglae nose btw.

116-Agreed. If you look at other pictures of her she is a bit bigger in the hips, thighs,and ass.You can tell that they photo shopped her legs in #4 for sure. Don't get me wrong she does have a good body that she obviously takes care of and feeds!, but anyone can look AMAZING after a little photo shopping.

my bad, photo #5

I like her because she's fucking hot, plus she seems like a nice girl.
One word for her-FANTASTIC.

Modern Helen of Troy. She is just THAT hawt. Only bad thing about her is her choice in guys. JT? C'mon. She can do better than that wanna be brutha.

Awesome ass, dude face. Perfect for guys like me (or Tom, or John).

http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0607/jessica-biel-bikini-41.jpg&info=Jessica%20Biel%20Bikini%20Pictures

Jessica biel bikini. Forgive me if I don't cum in my pants at the sight of her. this is what she looks like without the tan and magazine glazing.

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=abigail_clancey_green_bikini_4_big&title=Abigail%20Clancy%20Pictures

the above link is Abigale Clancey at Hollywood tuna. For you idiots who don't understand why some of us aren't drooling at the sight of Jessica THIS is the hottest bikini stuffer around.

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=abigail_clancey_green_bikini_6_big&title=Abigail%20Clancy%20Pictures

Abigale Clancy from from the side

*Clancey

Yeah, we really don't need Sipson or Alba at all anymore, lets work on cloning Biel instead

Hmm, GOD, she's okay I suppose, but she goes straight up and down, just with some boobs in the way.
I love curves on women, running my hands on that bit that goes in then out down to their hips. Mmmm.

JB's a megababe, but please spare us the "it's so embarrassing being named Sexiest Woman Alive" routine. What a relief that she's over that trauma now. Hopefully she can get back to what she does best, which is grabbing other hot chicks' asses at award ceremonies, and give me hard-ons.

#120

you said your boyfriend thinks of J.B. as the poor man's Scarlett Johansson. Hmmmm. He can't afford either of them so what does that make you? Trust, if Biel came around he'd be leaping over you to tag her ass.

the only thing these two have in common are their faces aren't very pretty when they smile. they both have big teeth. other than that, you go to scarlett if you're a tit man and you go for biel if you're an ass man. ass trumps titties every time. besides, scarlett's tits are already hanging kinda low from being tugged on by every stray cock in hollywood. 10 years from now biel will still have a smoking hot body while ScarJo willl be trying to get her tits lifted up from her waist.

Great ass and legs, great tummy (and kudos for not completely six-packing it like most female workout freaks do), ordinary tits, unsettlingly unattractive face - in the not-quite-right category, because the features are mismatched and somehow it's oozing testosterone.

So pretty much the ideal woman for any bi-curious guy, on the way to that final rear-end collision with exclusive homosexuality.

I think her hair needs styling more. And yes, I know she's on a beach, but it just needs some extra oomph

#164. Yeah I know what your saying. She could be a little curvier southside.

It's all in the eye or hand of the beHOLDER I suppose. But it's fucking assanine when people say no one could be hotter than Jessica Biel. She's a little too muscular for me. I like my girls girlie. But whatever pitches your tent.

Perhaps this is more to your liking.
Kelly Brock. Old school hot.

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=kelly_brook_yacht_bikini_4_big&title=Kelly%20Brook%20Pictures

Oh yeah, Kelly Brook's hot, but she doesn't seem like she would be bisexual.
I agree with whoever said that Jessica Biel sets their gaydar alert flashing.
She's on my "to do" list.

im being honest
she kinda fat

#170. Opium
This be true. But if or when Biel would entertain a lady she would surely be the the butch, the 'man" if you will. But I'd pay to see it. I could see her holding down some hottie(cause she looks strong) and just devouring her. (mmm...time for camping)

BUT does sex with Justin Timberlake count as lesbian sex? I wouldn't pay a cent for that shit, I'd pay to keep it away.

Verdict: She's Hot. But lets not proclaim her Babe of the world until we have inspected more hottie ass. A fair and fun mission.

Y'all need to see Alba in Idle Hands, back when she had a killer booty. She all cute and pretty right now, butt NOT beautiful (rethink your personal definitions).

#167 PERFECT description (and right on about the 6-pack FREAKS)

god - I'd change that moniker...or at least keep your eye out for lightning.

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/charlotte-church/unfortunate-charlotte-church-bikini-pictures-002357

NO way THIS is the hottest bikini bod ever.

wow Im no where near fat- but yall are so critical i think i need to begin a daily eating disorder regimine lol

anyone wanna guess how many hours of photo shop went into this photo?

“At first I felt really embarrassed about it. You know, it’s a weird thing to talk about. Like, ‘Hey, guys. Guess what?’ You don’t just go telling everybody that. But after I got over that, I just started to embrace it. I started thinking, I'm in great shape but my face is kinda scary and pretty soon teenage boys won't want to pay to see movies that I'm in, and there goes my only audience. So this just might save my career for a few more minutes."

fixed

Well hell, I would just jump both the jessicas, because I am just a horny man. I can't help it, i don't fight it,a nd she isn't that fat, and isn't ugly. While ya bullshittin', I'd do jessica rabbit.

Never hear of her.

The face says nothing and her tattoo looks like bird shit or skin cancer.

Overall? Boring!

SHE'S A BUTTERHEAD AND THAT TATTOO IS STUPID LOOKING.

END OF STORY.

so, bet she's never heard of you either

I'd still f%^&k her in the ear so she could hear me "coming"

sosos, you shoulda said, “so, bet she's never HEAR of you either.”

Agreed on the birdshit tattoo.

There may be some butter, but that ass ain't boring AT ALL.

So what, she's never heard of me. I'm not the one pushing my gamey old tattooed booty and dull expression in everyone's face and waiting for the 'oohs' and 'aahs'.

okay, now i've jerked off, slapped my salami and now i have to go spank my monkey!!!!

Uggh-what a horse face. Mr Ed's got nothing on those chompers-she looks like the love child of Trudie Styler and a pony.

please let her be a lesborgan.

I'm straighter than straight and I'd turn Lesbo for her. She's HOT!!!

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder and different people like different things. And it's a good thing they do cuz it would boring if everyone liked the same things. For my definition of modern young female beauty, I think Biel's pretty perfect. Although Alba might have a classically prettier face (that's really subjective) I think Biel beats her in the body contest and the personality one as well. I'm no fan of Alba but it's not because I don't think she's lovely; I thought she was stunning in 'Sin City', it's that her attitude is crap. I've several friends in the industry and I've heard nothing but negative things about Alba. That just wipes the cute right off of her to me. Yes, Biel's face looks a little 'worked', but who in Hollywood hasn't had some kind of work? Even Angelina Jolie, who was pretty much everyone's definition of perfect and sexy before her recent weight loss had a nose job, you can see the difference in the pictures of her that surface of her as child.

And no, before anyone comes back at me and says I'm jealous, I work with beautiful women everyday and have done my own share of photoshoots. I can think of several co-workers who smoke Alba in the body department...like I said, I'd be more forgiving of that if I heard she was a decent person.

And yes, I admit to also being 'not-strictly-dickly' so Biel's lesbo vibe suits me fine!

190, I agree with you 100%. Although I don't even think Jessica Alba has that much of a great body... she lacks hips. She's definitely cute, but that's about it.

im pretty sure she's a man. i dont get what is so great about her.

nice one with kely brock or whatever she looks amazing in that picture...but ADRIANA LIMA can't be beaten...

I look at her and I think: workout goals. Somewhat unrealistic in a sense, but SO much better than the usual Hollywood anorectic.

Adrianna Lima: Super Hot

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/adriana-lima/

scroll down a bit and you'll get some Lima red bikini pics. There's a great one of her bending over.

Stephanie Seymore: Amazing

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/stephanie-seymour/

and in the older women have no excuse to not keep up their looks here is the eternal supermodel Stephanie Seymore (the Lima of her day) ast 38 (after 4 kids)she still looks better than many half her age (front and back). They are worth a look... seriously!

Alba is all around hotter.

Beil has a fantastic ass and an overall decent body but she's somewhere between ugly and wierd in the face.

so, How is she “pushing”? How is she “gamey”? If you never heard of her then you don't know much about American celebs. Or a hot ass.

can everyone please stop bitching at each other over a website if you dont like jessica biel dont look at her pictures if you like jessica alba go look at her pictures and vice versa no need to argue with people you dont even know on a celebrity gossip page pretty pathetic

Proof there is a God, and he wants us to be happy.

Good body (works out like crazy); So-So face; minimal talent but amazingly is oscar worthy compared to Jessica Alba. (Since everyone brought up Alba...)

two thousand whatever?

what year is this?

damn you Timberlake...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

quit spelling "you're" incorrectly. it's not "your." it's not "the fond of you." it's "you are fond."

This is fun! But since you said please...

#203 schools out and we're not being graded on our english papers anymore, relax

#121 - There's nothing wrong with being small. I'm 5'1" and small boned but I have curves just the same. I'm not talking about small. I'm talking about waaaaaay too thin. I'm sorry but if you're as skinny as Paris Hilton, you aren't feminine. She has a manly figure.

Biel's body is great though.

oh adriana. its hard to say this but if i don't ever find a girl like her, i hope my daughter looks like her. i mean i wouldn't fuck her but damn it would be nice to look at her...HAHAHAHA

who loves dadday?

hey thanks for that bend over picture of adriana...perfect not many bitches can pull that picture off without some cellulite....anyway its just nice to have the other broad in the way too...you can really see how nice adriana's behind is.

she's got a ROCKING body.

she's a classic case of butterface, though.

you fag buttherface is like sarah jessica parker and shit...not jessica biel come one...ok you may not think that her face is sexy and whatever but its definetely not UGLY....anyway adriana i can't stop dreaming of you

Ehhh, Biel, Alba.....same difference.....nothing to write home about.....

what? the poor man's scarlett johanssen someone said?? how about a better sj who got some of her potato nose taken off, who goes to the gym and has a nice ass, and who doesn't have a huge dome.

her faces is kinda sexy... not the big eyes button nose cupid lips ( like britney had in 2000 ) . she has good bone structure though.

too bad britney got used up and her face and neck blew up and started saggin. and she forgot how to get ready in the morning

Great body but face not so good. Plus she ruined a perfect body with that shitty tattoo. I'd like to quote Al Pacino in the movie "Heat". "SHE'S GOT A GREAT ASS!!!!!"

Actually she matches well with Justin Timberlake. She's kinda masculine; he's kinda feminine... They're like, almost a gay couple.

It's weird...everything looks good but she just looks like she would be a cold fish. She does not have sex appeal and looks pretty vacant. Kind of dull.

Hot bod, face looks a bit horsish but she looked hot in rules of attraction

It's official. Jessica Biel has slaved to build the hottest, hardest, most spectacular physique of all time! Personally, I think she's cute as hell too: but with a body that hot, who even cares if she has a pretty face?

oh, I'm first, I'm first
pick me, pick me...

dickbrain, Frist,,,can't
even spell and zhez the
one who actz like zhe 11.
dumb bitch...

one of those women other women can say is "so beautiful" because she's pretty and not amazing. No woman ever admits Angelina is "so beautiful"...she's "weird".

YOUNG TARTS should take notes from Biel. She's healthy and beautiful, and she's not an uneducated, classless skank like La Lohan, Hilton, Spears and Richie.

@223 People seem to be forgetting the finner things in life

I pray that the Lord Jesus will have His blessings upon your walk... where you are today; as well upon walking out the door...

I have only one statewment to make:

PHOTOSHOP YOU FUKING IDIOTS!!! ever of that? tsss

I'd fuck her if I put a bag over her
ugly face. Her body is ok, but that
face has to go.

Hotter than the sun, pure heaven. To hell with lindsay, britney, nichole or tara!!

Great body, fugly face

photoshop of course....her face is so ugly that not even photoshop can fix it

What a body! Maybe Elle McPhersone's nickname "the body" should be transitioned to Jessica. She's gorgeous and seems very "down to earth." I love her style... I mean, obviously this isn't the best pic to reflect her style... But, she's truly yet classic. I found a pair of Tom Ford Anouk sunglasses at www.seenon.com that she also has... They're so cute!!!!!

I agree with #228, i believe she was carved by angels. but what i can't believe is all of you who say she has an ugly face. Her face is Beautiful. She is Beautiful, and do you know how fuckin lucky you would be if jessica Biel liked you or possibly loved you? But you wouldn't care cause you'd be so busy tryin to find that "Trophy Wife" that you would'nt even realize what you lost, or maybe you don't like her cause you know she could kick your ass. She is Beautiful, probly one of the few beautiful things left in this world, and who the hell are you to judge her