Jun 14 2007Jessica Alba is an American hero

Frist!!!

Alba :1 Hilton :0

i meant Furst!!!!

goddamnit!! Fourth!

What a shame... she's a good fifteen minutes past her prime...

JESSICA ALBA, HAS REALLY LOST alot of weight! She use to be hot to def, but now she's just another skinny tramp in hollywood! I wouldn't do her, with my friend, friend's penis!

I wonder which of them is the worse actor.

since when is Jessica Alba considered a "real artist" or a "real star"?

this chick is a nobody who so badly wants to be a somebody.

The one night stand part sounds great. The idea of having to listen to her talk sounds...well actually it sounds so awful, I don't know if I could make it all the way to the one night stand.

That was beautiful....

*sniff*

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Ok, so I kinda just stopped hating her, and I've been hating her for years...still don't think she's that hot or talented, but at least she managed to make me smile.

still though WTF happened to her, she looks old and weird in the pics above...also she makes kiera knightly look curvey

Well, if she manages to grab a hotdog after the show, she'll have the mustard spillage problem beat.

She's a hero. And a bitch. A biro? herotch? But she doesn't have to worry about me hanging around after sex - she'd have to be unconscious already for it to even be an option (I'm prone to migraines).

so is she really flashing the shocker in that last pic???

I'm FRIST!!! How's everyone doing? Blah blah blah, I hate Paris too, which is why I fired MY agent. Guess if I'd have waited for Jessica to have her ass shit-canned I'd still have an agent right now.
ooops gotta go, boss is coming...

Well, at least she's got the fake plastered uncomfortable smile down pat. That'll come in handy when she's doing scifi conventions in a year or so.

gee these almost seem like self-serving bitchy comments from Jessica Alba - i'm shocked, really.

so wait, if having one night stands doesn't make you a slut, what does?

I really couldn't stand Alba before but now I might be changing my mind.

Jessica, fear not about cuddling, you know my m.o. - a poke in the pink, a stab in the stink, and POW! right in the kisser.

Exactly what you're talking about, huh, bitch?

A talking cunt. STFU and SUCK IT BITCH!

Jessica, you might want to stop you're bitching and whining because in a couple of years some hot young thing will be complaining to your agent about how you're too old and suck at acting and they should kick your ass to the curb.
Because if there is one thing true of hollywood, it's that no matter how famous you are now (and in your case, not very) one day you will be a total has been.

and before anybody points it out, I know i have a spelling error.

Hey ponk: was it you who quoted "...and i'd lick her from star to snail" or was that someone else?

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It's really sad that she is at the point of washed up where she needs to make outlandish obvious comments catering to every guys dream in a last minute attempt to get attention. How truly pathetic.

Yes.

I want to do her.

Many, many times.

So moron thinks she's better than Paris. LOL.
Just because the paparazzi doesn't care about her doesn't mean she's any better than Paris.
She's obviously just as stuck up as Paris. Thinks she's something special.

Just because this moron has had a bf for a while doesn't make her Mother Theresa. She's just as skanky to me as the other one and is even worse of an actress than Parasite if that's even possible.
Does she think she's even an actress?
Hotness doesn't make a great actress.

I think she should keep posing for Playboy and FHM etc in bikinis. That's all she ever does. Show off her body.
She's a great model.
Actress?
Not so much?
Better than Paris?
Definitely not.

She's acting like her shite doesn't smell.
Well honey, I got news for you.
I can smell it from here and it ain't lavender.

**Hatorade is awesome:)**

wow. So many Jessica Alba haters today. And I thought it was agreed that she is God's gift to men. Even I think she's hot. Hello! Did anyone see her in Into the Blue? Her ass alone deserves an Oscar.

Boy she really thinks she's wise and worldly doesn't she? Just like every twenty something year old. I do like the part about kicking Parasite to the ground though. That's cool.

@19-- being in high school makes you a slut. Seriously. I don't think I've honestly called someone a slut since then. Unless it's as a joke, or I'm just pissed off and can't come up with a better word.

I'm just waiting for Alba to put out a sex tape and then I can die a happy man!

#19 being a man. Being a man makes you a slut. And being a man makes you look at Bern's site for the Himalaya Twins.

Why doesn't she try focusing on her OWN career instead trying to take someone else down a peg? I guess it's it the only level she knows how to operate on. And I'm no Paris fan.

Ha ha! Awesome! Women only say shit like this to seem tantalizing, and to get others to picture it. Attention-getting device, no matter how they hedge it. I should know, being someone who must fight the lads off with a stick, despite rolls of flub and sweat tops dotted with various tortilla-wrap sauces.

Why can't any one see that she is just jumping on the bandwagon of hating Paris, in order to be more popular?

#31,

When it comes to celeb hating, I don't discriminate.
Everyone gets their share, hehe.

Ever since I heard that this bitch snubbed our troops, I can't stand to look at her face. Get over yourself Jessica!

36
Thats her way to be taken more seriously. She realize that posing half naked in every of her picture isn't working. Maybe being mean with worst bitch than her will work.

I usually leave right after depositing the Steamer anyway

Jessica Alba is an idiot, plain and simple.
She should be the one who got kicked and not Paris Hilton. I'm not too fond of Paris but this Alba moron is even worse than her.
She's a fucking retard, she's always saying shit attempting to make herself seem "oh so cool" and respectable, and she's just a complete stuck-up idiot. Jessica, all women knew that, you don't need to say that in a magazine like it's news or like you're special for saying it. Maybe the moron is slow and just realized it when evey other woman thinks that already, being not aware that every woman is aware of that already. Next time she may say she wipes her ass in a magazine like it's news and like she's cool, and it will be equally as interesting.
Can't stand this absolute idiot. Oh and doesn't she have a boyfriend too, of at least 3 years? Yeh, the only friend she has and the only person who can stand her moron self. She has a lot of one night stands for sure, involved in a relationship of 3 years, and being engaged and oh so virginal before.
Is this chick trying to outidiot herslef with her comments? Can't stand this boring stupid moron! won't she disappear already?
And look at those pictures, she isn't even cute! She is unable of looking at least cute in a single non super photoshoped airbrushed digitally enhanced professional studio picture! The ultra overrated boobless assless stick with a waist as wide as her hips and an average face thinks she's cool... can't anyobdy tell her how much she sucks already and to please STFU? Kim Kardashian should teach her a thing or too... just walk by her side and Alba's ego will go down, exactly what she needs.

I've always been a fan of Alba. She's definitely number one on my list. With this news she's surpassed number 1. Wait...what's better than number 1??

zhe's zo hot
I wanna do her
And alzo zatan
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my link finally
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This totally makes up for my lack of interest in all "artistic" endeavours she's been a part of. I love her now.

She and Paris have a lot more in common than she may think! Who cares about Jessica Alba, she's booooooooorrriiinnnnnnnng.

So, Jessie thinks it's ok to be a slut but doesn't want to have the same agent as another slut? That makes sense.

Anyways, Alba is amazingly hot. There's just something about her that screams out "do me me."

I can't stand Paris, but one thing I will say in her favor, is that she manages to look thin without looking like a corpse.

Alba is slipping to the corpse-like side lately. She needs more protein - and I'd be happy to provide it.

Actually I thought her acting disappeared in that last Fantastic Four movie.

Her in Sin City is enough to keep me from wanting to kill myself.

#31

Honey, if you're gonna get hotness role models, try to find someone who is actually hot as a role model for hotness. And learn what a nice ass is too. Funny how you being a chick are the only person on here who finds that hot, us guys don't find that even attractive. Seriously, the only people who compliment this idiot's average looks are other females these days, no guy does.

# 40~ When did she snub the troops. I hate crap like that. Take a minute of out your busy schedule of slutting around and say thank you

Cuddle after sex??? What the fuck is that?

She was hot years ago, but after burning off her boobs and buns she's just a pinchy-faced whiny bitch. The top picture doesn't lie.

Eventually Paris will poop out a huge, desiccated, hypercompacted turd (if you thought she was crying on the way back to jail...wait until this thing fissure-pops its way out). And I will shove that thing in Jessica Alba's mouth. Non-homosexuals everywhere will applaud.

jessica's a bitch.

...Michael.

"I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex."

Of course not, that's a red herring. However, if you sleep around with "different people" YOU ARE A SLUT, Jessica...no ifs ands or buts.

This uppity little beaner is only marginally more talented than Paris, but Paris's family has the type of dough the mongrel can only dream about. Jealous c u n t.

she looks awful on this pic. i think shes just annoying

I'm starting to think that if I was young, rich, and famous, the only one of these celebusluts I'd hang out with is Nichole Ritchie. At least she's funny and somewhat realistic. She knows she he has no conventional talent and doesn't seem to have any of the attitude these other hooers seem to possess.

Please. Stop pandering to porn addicted men...this one's dum as a crum.

I have to vote that Victor drinking douche water is more attractive that Jimbo and his steamers.

I'd have sex with her and then just leave. But only if she did no talking and lots of wincing.

I think "Jimbo and The Steamers" was a band that had a hit record back in the 50s. Something like "You Got Me Down in the Dumps".

#63 Thank you. It must be "Entertain Woodhorse Day".

In the last pic she's showing her favorite dick gauge. What a gal!!!

snotty bitch. I can't stand this girl. And now the only thing she had going for in the first place (her curvy body) is gone and she is just a stick of a girl. So she should just shut the hell up. Go drool some water out of your mouth, snotbag. I don't like Paris either, but Alba is no better than her. Its too bad they didn't drop kick her ass instead. And the cosmo thing was so fake, it was just to try to make her seem like an independent, sexual woman to all those cosmo readers. She probably didn't even say any of that; just gave the go ahead to use it. I remember how Alba was all abt not doing things because her dad would be upset to see her doing sexual things; now look at her go. She realizes she's losing public interest so she's pulling out the old tramp card. Even though we know she's really a frigid bitch.

Yes, but for someone not embarrassed to be a slut, she still used the term dating (instead of sleeping) around.

Mark-Paul Gosselaar is rep'd by Endeavor. So is J.C. Chasez. And Jennifer Love Hewitt -- Alba's biggest competition since she had Paris axed!

Is that herpes sore on her lower lip in Picture 5?

WOW! I've seen people (like Brooke Hogan) wave with

1. PEACE

or Richard Dawson does the

2. I LOVE YOU IN SIGN LANGUAGE

but check out Jessica Alba! She waves with

.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
3. THE SHOCKER!!!!!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
.

Should that be someone like Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan doing that?

*********************************
SHOCK IT TO YOU, JALBA THE SLUT!!
*********************************

Jessica Alba drops the shocker.
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/06/jessica-alba-ff2-premiere-12.jpg

she's a slut... and like that

Just another reason to love Jessica Alba.

Good for her! I hope she and her dildo live happily ever after.

Just so she knows, no one get dumped from their agency that is making them money.

STFU all of you! YOUR ALL SAYING SHIT ABOUT HER CAUSE YOUR AL UGLY AS FUCK, YOU ONLY HATE THE PEOPLE YOUR JEALOUS OF, LEAVE HER ALL THE FUCK ALONE!!!!! PARIS SUCKS AND JESSICA DOESN'T GO AROUND MAKING SEX TAPES SO Y THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL CALLING HER SLUTS? EXACTLY.

soooo hottt... want to touch the hiny

This chick thinks she's a real actress ... but she's in movies for her hot ass -- I would like her a lot better if she realized that, but she seems to insist on claiming to be the most enlightened person on the planet. Meanwhile she admits being a slut to a magazine and tries to act like it makes her anything more than the hot-assed tartlet that she is ...

75

Hmm... Then most guys must be jealous of Rosie O'Donnell because most hate her.

And Alba must be an ugly fuck because she hates Paris.

Dumb ass.

77

That is why she stopped dating around: her dildo now is the only guy who doesn't have the balls to tell her the truth.

"Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with."

So one is still a virgin after sleeping with a guy?

slut

Yeah! STFU all of you! YOUR ALL SAYING SHIT ABOUT HER CAUSE YOUR AL UGLY AS FUCK, YOU ONLY HATE THE PEOPLE YOUR JEALOUS OF, LEAVE HER ALL THE FUCK ALONE!!!!! PARIS SUCKS AND JESSICA DOESN'T GO AROUND MAKING SEX TAPES SO Y THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL CALLING HER SLUTS? EXACTLY.

#82 - Dude... Calm down... Is Alba your mom or are you jealous of her haters?

Love the example she is setting for women.

Seriously.

HAHAHAHA

Look at all you stupid bitches praising Alba's attention seeking comments. lmao.

Paris has cemented herself to the point of iconism with the media. And Alba has ... posed for Maxim, FHM, and ... oh yeah! STUFF!!

fucking morons.

Jessica sweetie, sometimes I stay over after sex not because I want to cuddle - I'm just too drunk to drive.

WOW, seriously! Everyone says that they hate paris because she is a nasty slut right!!!??? But then you, who I am sure has to change hands to get a new thrill, holds Jessica "boring" Alba on a pedastal for random one night flings with strangers!!!!! Hypocrite in EVERY way possible. Seriously dude.....she ISN'T that hot!! BTW she is encouraging young girls that random one night hook up's is okay.......once again refer to the "paris treatment" when it comes to sleeping around. This chick will NOT be in HOLLYWOOD in 5 years!!

I count at least 5 snags on that dress.
Jessica, don't kill the drapes anymore.

Drapekill: definition: a dress or unsuccessful clothing) that looks as though it were made out of drapes as in the book "Gone with the Wind".

So now everyone hates Alba. I can't say anything, because I hate everyone. But at least Alba doesn't have herpes. Or is in jail. Or wails for her mommy. Or cries like a little bitch with a skinned knee.
Although, maybe she does. Who the fuck cares.

...but she's canadian. hero to americans, but from canada.

no she's not! why'd you tell me she was canadian!

At first I was cheering for her when because it seems she was simply trying to bring the hollywood scene for females above the superficial. But when I got to the part of her wanting to sleep around but not be called a slut for it... I wonder what she thinks 'slut' means? In every society that has the word (or its equivalent) it means a female who lseeps around with lots of men. Call it unfair all you want, it won't change the definition of the word and it won't stop people from saying that you ARE one when you start sleeping around. Just what this country needs - one more person telling young girls it's OK to go out and risk diseases, unwanted pregnancies, a bad reputation, and possibly messing up the rest of your life by going out and screwing around.

HIPPO-CRIT Slutty Slutterson!

american hero? more like american zero.

She really DOES hold the key to the greatest treasure in all the land.

Perfect woman.

#87 i have but one argument for you....Jessica Alba is like a trillion times hotter than Paris could ever hope to be. That makes up for the slutiness.

She's damned pretty. I can't deal with one-night-stands though. I'm just not cool enough and I *always* try to make it into something more, even if I absolutely don't want to. :P To make the whole thing more excusable, less vulgar, I don't know. But I blame my catholic background and all those guilty and dirty feelings I was raised to feel. Argh!

She's definitely beautiful in the aesthetic sense...but who wants to go somewhere that a thousand other nobodies went without even trying? It's like "Fuck my pussy!!! It's a public urinal at the subway!!"

What's so sexy about that?

#6 you hit the nail on the head. Exactly what I was going to say.

*********TOO FUCKING SKINNY**********

I remember when she was perfect. Not so long ago.

Why to all American celebs seem to think that anorexic is a good look?

wow... hottest woman alive says she's not afraid to sleep around *sigh* maybe 1 day shaun, maybe 1 day...

Jessica Alba's a bigger fraud than Paris could ever be. The 'hotness' issue is a joke. She was not convincing as "Dark Angel' with her skinny arms. She does not deserve to be Sue Storm, a role that should have went to Elisa Cuthbert.

Alba's feeling high because a bunch of kids or adult's with a kid's libido believe she's hot.

Paris should start her own agency. She doesn't need any of the crap. For sure this agency has been good for Alba giving her what she doesn't deserve.

Paris is the real deal. She's a supermodel, like it or not. She's got credits in TV and movies. Nothing Alba's done rates an award.
Paris could have just sat on her butt and partied but she's one of the hardest working people in Hollywood with her multiple interests. The fact that she can party to the degree she does and still manage her farflung inteersts is more than can be said for Jessica. Does she really think what she does is acting? Then she's delusional.

fish get funnier

There's nothing remotely action-hero worthy on Jessica Alba. All of you who think she's hot or anywhere close to being the hottest woman alive are somewhat pedophilic.

She's had a TV role "Dark Angel" she was not qualified to do. Look at her arms, do they look like she can kick butt with those toothpicks?

Paris Hilton is an Iconic Blonde. All Alba is doing is Blonde bashing. Of course she is jealous with all her 'accomplishments' to the real Blondes. How many times do we have to deal with this phoney ass Blonde wannabe?

All of you are just jealous losers who haven't accomplished anywhere near what Paris has.

This has been nothing but a massive witch trial put on a nation that has to have a detail of LA cops watching Paris' every move but can't find Osama bin Laden. Everyone of you Paris haters are reasons to reinstate the draft so you can have something serious to think about rather than hating on someone you don't know who's never done anything to harm you.

ALBA's not aging well. She'll never be Jlo and she can't even act. What a loser. Just another hate like Avril.

FIRST

That one night stand comment made me lose a ton of respect for Jessica Alba.

She's just as trashy as Paris Hilton.

#89 - Posted by Snatch on June 15, 2007 12:55 AM
"But at least Alba doesn't have herpes."

See #69.

Gee, throw me in that briar patch, Have sex with Alba, and be gone in the am, no strings attached. HMMMM, pretty tough decision, Bam, I'm all over that.

#106
What exactly made you respect her in the first place?

One night stands are great, as long as both parties are cool with it. We all need some good sex, without attachment.

Krazihottkelli, I didn't post #45, I know your going to think I did. Someone else is messing around with you. I'm too busy sucking
Satan's dick.

Mia==eat zhit, bitch..
I juzt woke up and I zee
you were buzy lazt nite
being me..hope ya had fun,azzhole.

#103
ztupid bitch: we already have a back
door draft,bitch..and if they decide
to draft everyone..I hope your kidz get
sent over there,fuckface..
hey ztupid, don't cha think if we really wanted Osamah we would have had him..what
a dickhead!

Dude, why arent you posting about how she hates being mexican? Omg, I dont blame her.

So she's a tramp like Paris.......and last time I checked, Meryl Streep she AIN'T....it's not like Fantastic Four and Dark Angel are necessarily, um, Academy Award winning, groundbreaking films.....so what's her fucking deal? Can you say EGO?

Kelli

If you want to look like me, at least, don't put a link in my name...

Now, if only she could actually act...

Sorry ==Mia
Eat zhit dumb azz
U zuck zatan'z dick
while i enjoy living
in my fucked up country

Do zomething with your life
Join our church
They'll zave you az they zave me
Now I only take one pill a day
And my nurze allow me one hour outzide
Life iz good

Richport likes dudes, i know cause he tried to hit on me!!!

#101:

Are you delusional?

116 mia:
what the fuck r u talkin?

I didn't put a link in your
name..and how or Y would I
want to look at U...I hate
Canadian Bacon, bitch...
someone elze iz playing with
your head...jerk off...

Canadian Bacon......okay, that's funny.

Shut up kelli
I'm trying to be you.
And its hard on the IQ.
(Thats a poem like you can see)

118*damn U muzt really
love me...can't ztop
playing me...
and for your info:
I don't go to church
they r nothing but
cultz,dickbrain...

enjoy being me!

You got it kelli
I love you. But i love satan like you always say, so, logically, you must be satan. You fucking dark pervert. Now shut the fuck up and eat me. You know how i love your forked tongue.

Jessica IS an IDIOT!

This will backfire on her... just wait and see.

Paris WILL prevail!

Zatan can't uze a computer
dickweed!

Virginz don't eat puzzy
what planet R U on?
oh yea, Zatanz underworld
Land of the Marzhz

bitch,U wizh I had a
forkedtoungue!

I do know someone who
doez, I'll send him
down...

So Jessica wants to bang you and then you get to leave?

Could this woman be any more prefect?

Kelli
how do you know satan can't use a computer? Is it written in the bible? You seem to know him well... And by definition, a virgin is someone who has never had sexual intercourse. You can eat a pussy and stay a virgin.
And underworld is under our world. Not another planet... What an idiot you are... And it is ''tongue'' not ''toungue''. But I guess you were about to put a ''z'' there and you put a ''u'' instead. Are you about to be a ''u'' addicted now?

#128 Yeah, she could be less of a stuck up bitch.

Anyway kelli, you are boring.

And jessica alba sucks. (not in the good way).
And she's a bad actress.

Mia,don't be lying to these people in
here. You know that we have sex about
1,000 times a day and that your asshole
is burnt up because of it. Krazihottkelli
is a virgin and leave her alone, we only
bother with the whores(Paris,Spears,Lohan).
Stop telling people that the underworld
isn't another planet, you know damn well
it is.
Also, please don't tell anyone that my son is
going to come back pretending to be Jesus
and the idiots of this world will follow
him and will be doomed as you are. You can,
however, let Krazihottkelli know, cause
since she's a virgin, we can't accept her.
So, get back down here, I need my two-
headed snake dick sucked, BITCH NOW!

I think kelli has a brain fart.
so embarassing.

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===So, I wonder if she's talking about Mark Wahlberg and Derek Jeter when she brings up the one night stands? Was she with Paul Walker, too?

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===So, I wonder if she's talking about Mark Wahlberg and Derek Jeter when she brings up the one night stands? Was she with Paul Walker, too?

Pearls of wisdom...

What a class act! So talented and wise beyond her years! She's bringing the sexy back.

by having the same agency with Paris doesn't make yourself stupid because you never know when you have the same fate or outcome as Paris... People will laugh at you more compare to Paris... so Jessica, you better watch out!!!

What the hell??? An argument between krazykelli and mia- this is seriously some cheap and sleazy entertainment right here.

I hadn't planned on seeing the movie she is in about that surfer.....but I will say this. Jessica, I my date, and another couple will now be seeing that movie. Good for you.

And i'm an azz
coz i enjoy it
bitch

talentless bitch

Great trolling kelli... I'm impress.

Heh....142?

The only comment I wrote on here was #138- keep me out of your little pussy match, k? If you want to troll me try to mention my humor, beauty or something- sheeeesh.

But I have to say it- Mia appears to be kicking kelli's ass though- as much as it hurts me to say.
Commence.

Thanks babe.

WOW, I used to not like her, but I guess it changed.

http://www.mollygood.com/jessica-alba/no-bueno-jessica-20070615/

She's a b*tch.

I have to say, I am sooo sick and tired of her. Not sure why really, maybe the "I'm just too hot" comments??!!

How did that 2 year old Cosmopolitan story suddenly become news again? I've seen it posted around lately in several places, here's a link to her 2 year old response to it: http://www.cinematical.com/2005/07/10/jessica-alba-doesnt-sleep-around/

#140=hey fuckface
Uglybaby:

lookz like U f'd up
on that pozt and signed
your own name,lier...

OMG! She's a beaner. Beaner girls are born with their legs spread wide open, and they don't close them until they're too fat to keep popping out babies.

Oh for fuck sake. Forget her ass, tits, bad personality and the fact that she can’t act. It’s her goddamn scary ass, gargoyle like, ugly as hell feet that need some work. Those sorry ass make you lose your lunch, disgusting, nauseating, repellent, hideous damn things need to be hidden in some type of boot at all times!

I think it's heeeeeee-larious that Alba considers herself an "artist" because of that really stupid television show and the Fantastic Four movies. Yeah, she's right up there with Meryl Streep and Glenn Close after doing those gems. NOT.

And as for the one-night-stand biznez, everybody knows, Jess, that women only say that in order to titillate guys into giving them more attention. If you were a real artist, you'd be able to rely on your skills as an actress to garner attention, rather than cheap, provocative statements like this one. Purrrrlease.....

LOL at 152, Hater.

Don't forget her teeth. She looks like she could be an attraction at Jurassic Park with those giant fuckers.

The day when everyone prefers Hilton over Alba makes me want to kill myself, or everyone else.

#132 It IS Entertain Woodhorse Day! I am marking June 15 on my calendar for next year.

One question:#51 under Bob Barker (PrettyBaby) said "other two whores" - does that make me a whore? Just checking.

jessica Alba is a fucking bitch for saying that shE IS NOT MEXICAN BELIEVE WE DON'T WANT YOUR WHITE WAS AS OUR OWN ANYWAY PINCHE NOPAL MAL MARIDA

Ugga Wagga Wiggwam!
Peter Pan, I think this girl is really
a Mexican in disguise and it's pissing
people off..she's ugly,so who cares?

nice dress

#95 Did you just quote a line from "Robin Hood: Men in Tights?" I love that movie.

There are 2 big differences between Jessica Alba and Paris Hilton:

1. Jessica doesn't have a home porn video out on the market.

2. Alba actually CAN act.

Personally, I prefer brunettes so I'm biased towards Jessica anyway. I didn't particularly care for the blonde hair she had in "Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer." Some women look great as blondes. Jessica's not one of them.

#160

I was confused when you said that Jessica CAN act, until I realized that you've only watched porn.

I don't know why you prefer brunettes, but I do hope it is not because they might be smarter, because if that was the reason, judging from the things she has said, Jessica is definitely not a true brunette.

Okay, despite the fact that I think she's really damn annoying a lot of the time, I think it is safe to say she just went up a couple of notches in my book. And by a couple, I mean like 20.
Now if only she would eat something and get back her former fantastic curves, we would be in business...

She wouldnt get to tell me to leave, because she'd wake up with me stuffing her mouth. During the night I'd make sure to make her plenty sore as well. That was then, though, when she was a cute sweet thing. Now's she turned into a bobble-headed fundraiser lady. She's gone from sexy outfits to a lot of granny ball gowns lately. Looked good on GQ though, but she thinks pillows might poison her, so the girl is nothing but a drag to listen to, and, cmon, what else can you expect from a mildly intelligent chick that sells ass for a living, and thinks she's an artist. YAWN. Her peak is past.

I'd like to have a nice romantic candlelit dinner with her while we talked about world issues. Afterwards I'd smack her in the head and blow a load in her face.

Madonna, I always knew you had a dick. You need to bring that dick over here and let me
show you what to do with it. I love to lick
dicks and assholes. call me.

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I would like to say that i'm really happy for my best talent jessica alba.

I must be on another planet living downunder, but I absolutely adore Alba.
if you don't want her in the US she can come to New Zealand any time!!