Jun 5 2007Jessica Alba buys clothes

ugh!

fuh - fuh - fuh - FINE!!!!

(Thought I was gonna say first, didn't ya? )

terd?

Hope she bought some clothes that look better than that red balloon she's wearing. What the hell is w/ hollywood fashion anyways?! A contest to see who can look goofier? Oh, and Jessica Alba is an over rated, snotty, average looking spanish looking chic imo.

Oh my gosh, I would let her gizz on my face, give me a golden shower, whatever she wanted, or I wanted. Then I would lick, lick, and lick some more, and by lick I mean every square inch of her body. I would probably gizz before I got to any of this, but the thought is great.

Eww

Why is this news? I buy clothes too. Can I get a parade?

I swear to God...I would drink her bath water.....

HOTNESS.

if this lame post was attached to some hot pics of her in a bikini or towel or something, that'd be cool. but noooo...she's wearing an ugly red dress.

What a waste of money, really, all she needs are tube tops and some shorts.

#8, I would not only drink her bath water, but her douche water also.

She has difficulty finding clothes that fit (over the stick protruding out of her ass).

#11 - I'm pretty sure the douche is off the market ... except in Scottsdale, AZ and the NYC Metro Area.

Who gives a shit. What the fuck do we care how much cloths she buys or where or even what size. How you tell us if she wipes from back to front. That would be important information if you were going down on her

@11 You are one sick boy victor

"Insititute Liberal shrugs" - sounds like a political action group. WTF is a shrug in clothing land?

I just want to know who the lady in the banner at the top of the site is.

douche water has many vital vitamins and nutrients..so ive heard!

wedgeone: a shrug in ladies clothing land is a little, short, sweater type thing that is open in the front and women wear a tight fitting tank or teeshirt underneath.

...or the shrug can also be worn over a dress, etc...

Whut iz so great about dis girl? she is thin as a motherfukkin rail. She don't do nothin for my big black dik. I need me some curves. And whut da fuck she runnin round like koolaid man fo in dat mess? Shit son. She ain't dat special.

15 - "sick" is overrated for Victor. He's just pathetically desperate - probably never had sex with a female human. Either that or he has no penis so he can only drink douche water to cum.

Picture 07, she appears to be airing it out.

BTW, I just don't get it. I don't see why she is considered the hottest woman of the year. In my opinion she's barely even attractive.

I agree with DONKEY!
She is not attractive at all! I don't know what people see in her...

Appropriate that her boyfriend's name is Cash. Zing!

That reminds me, I've dropped about $4,300 on Cheez Whiz cracker Paks this year to date.

#7, exacly!

I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from.

She WAS hot, but now anymore. Girl's looking pretty haggard. And she's adopted some crazy flinty eyed look in her pics. Alba should be sent to Albania just like Jasmine Trias is working it in the Philippines.

not really that hot. waaayy too skinny, and what's with the dead eye?

TEN dresses and five tops and only spent $4300? Must not have been THAT trendy of a store.

Are you sure she wasn't at H&M?

Ah shut up, she´s really pretty and has managed to look great in every single pic... except that weird fantastic 4 poster, she looks better brunnette as she is and not with fake blonde hair.

Size XS? What a fatty. But seriously, she is pretty hot. If I had her money I'd drop $5000 a day on clothing too.

What a vapid, spoiled little cuntster.

I would love to see this unimpressive bitch get abducted by a bunch of dirt-poor and preferably inbred, psychotic, and grabby Appalachian hillbillies who force her to live in their world. She'd fucking cry 24 hours a day until her eventual suicide, and that would be sweet.

Jessica Biel is way hotter

If you can't see how hot this woman is your either

a) A heterosexual woman or

b) A homosexual man

Any more questions?

$4,300 for a shoping spree? I didn't know she was poor.

This girl has 3 moods: boring, whiney and bitchy. Unfortunately boring is the one that generally wins out.

WAIT A MINUTE, DID SHE GET A WONKY PARIS EYE? Check the main pick

Wow!
I'm so surprised! She found clothes that weren't from the children's department! Given her recently waiflike frame and all...

She is the best looking woman that I have seen on this site in months.

It is nice to know that she shops in Beverly Hills, and helps support the poor designers. If it were not for stars like her buying their clothes, where would the ugly, fat women from the Middle East know where to shop.

#35.

forgot to mention heterosexual guys who have ATTRACTIVE girlfriends.

But I guess you wouldn't know about that, huh?

Oye Chica, joo about as Mexican as a diet Slice at Taco Bell. Cono meng!

ok, Victor and that doucheH2o
crap won't get outta my head.
thankz a fuckin lot...sick....

shez diffinately hott...
don't like that drezz...
and what R those 2 bonez
sticking outta her neck?

I'd squirt one in her eye.

She used to be gorgeous, but she's just a little boring and blah now. More of the same..

Pretty girl. I hate the balloon dress she's wearing though.

YAWN... all these celebs are getting monotonous to read about. I'm waiting for the backlash.

she is definitely poor - i'd have spent that money on one single dress... and who buys only one thing?
remember: beeing famous means NOT having money. she needs a rich husband :-)

1) her dress is fucking ridiculous. what's with the pointy hems near the sides of her knees?

2) she has straight eyebrows. like 87% of dudes. what the fuck.

I thought she hated the photogs! I you are following a "cause" you should follow it though and not pose for them, be it for publicity or not.

She's the invisible woman, so she should wear invisible clothes.

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yea...shes really pretty but i dont agree with the "d sexiest woman of the year" award...i mean..shes attractive but i dont really see why shes soooo appealing ti so many

#23
actually it was LiLo that was considered hottest girl of the year, which makes SO much more sense...

4300? On Clothes? In Beverly Hills? That's like what, one shirt and a single sock.

That Victor guy (No.5, No.11) just passes by to describe his dirty fantasies. He needs to keep that shit to himself; it's embarrassing he has to tell a bunch of strangers on some celebrity website.

I’m willing to bet he gives blow jobs for spare change.

She's pretty but she ain't sexy. She's also stupid and boring. Hot my ass. Actually, my ass is thirty times hotter than hers. That's because I'm sitting on my stove while I type this.

thank you, #4.....i agree....

she looks like my housekeeper.

I'm sorry Superfish, but your jokes about Jessica Alba are pathetic. If you're gonna post a comment like that about some chick, at least use a chick that is actually hot for that kind of jokes, and not Jessica Alba because my mom is hotter. Yeh yeh, she looked hot in Sin City and the magic of makeup artistry, stylism, special effects, airbrushing/photoshopping and digitally enhancing made her look attractive in some other movies and pictures too (no more than 3), but this chick is as hot as any ok looking random girl walking down the street is. Look at those picures you posted, for god's sake, is there anyone out there who honestly find that even slightly hot? Fuck no. She isn't even pretty dammit, I'm so sick of the media complimenting this average chick. She is ok, not ugly, not pretty either, her body is too skinny and flaccid and she has 0 curves, a waist as wide as her hips, a flat ass, a flat chest and cellulite, but I guess it's ok too compared to what there's outta there, but by no means is this chick anything special. She just happens to be the only actress in the world who plays -ONLY- whore roles and sex objects who require to look great in all her movies. I would like to see her not playing a whore, a sex object or a role that actually doesn't require to look great... but she isn't good looking enough to do that without people and the media stopping finding her attractive and stopping paying attention to her. Yes Jessica, Natalie Portman can get that kind of roles too, and could have an acting portfolio just like yours -of playing whores and sex objects- but she declines those roles to get more serious ones because she actually can act unlike you, and she doesn't pretend to be an actress for showing her ass in her every movie and for playing whore roles all the time so people will pay attention to her, unlike you. Oh and not only Natalie Portman, Kiera Knightley and a million others could do exactly the same, but they refuse, they have more dignity than you Jessica Alba, so they leave all the whore roles free for you to take them! Don't care what the media says to sell you stuff. Unless you're blind or incredibly stupid, you can see how there isn't a single non photoshoped shot of Jessica Alba in which she looks slightly attractive. Oh and Superfish, you must have your taste in women in your ass, because I can't believe you dare to say a chick as pretty as Jessica Simpson looks bad when even in the worst of her shots she looks 1 million times better than this overrated moron Jessica Alba.

#35 -

a) you never had sex with a woman, right?

b) you're from a small town in Alabama, Wyoming, Montana, Nebraska or similar, right?

c) you don't get out much, do you?

She is sooo NOT attractive.

Fuck, it's so funny how 98% of the people complimenting her looks are other females.

I think she's aw ight but too overated for someone who has no ass or tits

XS shirts? Yummy... SOMEONE PLEASE FOLLOW HER AND POST THOSE PICS!!!

I'm waiting....

I prefer actually NO CLOTHES! You understand?

@58
how is jessica simpson hot? she just has big boobs, which make her look totally unproportional. her face isn't that pretty at all. she's a little fat too.

Jessia Alba has it all.

stop being jealous of all the attention Jessica Alba is getting people.
She IS that hot. accept it. it's a fact

Does anybody really think that's a lot for a celebrity to spend on all of that? Seems to me like she was pretty reserved for the number of items she bought....

Tell me how you can't feel sorry for this sad face?...

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