Jun 19 2007Jennifer Aniston meets with Brad Pitt's mom
Celebrity Babylon got photos of Jennifer Aniston meeting up with her former mother-in-law, Jane Pitt. Pitt was escorted by Brad Pitt's security team in a black SUV and taken to Jennifer's rented Malibu beach home.
According to our Celebrity Babylon snapper, "The second the SUV was feet from the place, Jen's bodyguard rushed out and got the door for Jane. She was quickly taken into the house where she stayed for the next two hours."
I'm not sure why this qualifies as news. I think they want you to believe that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt's mom are conspiring against Angelina Jolie in some way. And yeah, maybe they are sitting around a black cauldron chanting strange incantations and throwing in pictures of Angelina Jolie, but that doesn't mean anything. My ex-girlfriend did that all the time and she assured me it was just normal girl behavior. As was calling my home at weird hours and threatening to murder me in my sleep. You know, just girls being girls.

Reader Comments
1. pizzle - June 19, 2007 1:40 PM
first!
2. veggi - June 19, 2007 1:49 PM
Jennifer was giving Brad's mom more of those Robert Redford SaggyFace Superfast Ageing Pills to mix into his coffee when he visits.
3. Rachel - June 19, 2007 1:53 PM
don't insult the girls man, we do strange shit like that and it makes us feel better. little do the men know that it really does work! muahahahahahaha!
4. lambman - June 19, 2007 1:53 PM
At what point will the public at large realize she's not so much "America's Sweetheart" as she is the crazier sister of Glen Close's character in "Fatal Attraction"
get a life Jen
5. Boba Fett - June 19, 2007 1:57 PM
Maybe they're having sex.
6. djfred - June 19, 2007 2:04 PM
It would have been funnier if you wrote "conspiring" instead of "threatening". Am I the only person on the planet who thinks Jennifer is hotter and less crazy than Angelina?
7. jrzmommy - June 19, 2007 2:05 PM
Someday (sooner than you think) that's exactly how George Clooney will look in jeans.
8. WowJustWow - June 19, 2007 2:09 PM
I never even watched 'Friends' much less cared about Jen. But after watching her idiot ex-husband dive into a cesspool with that Ugly Jolie woman, I'm all 'Team Anniston' now. I'm sure Brad's mother agrees.
9. woodhorse - June 19, 2007 2:10 PM
The only thing that makes sense to me is that Brad's Mom now wants some of the limelight too and is doing odd things to make the paps follow her. Brad's Mom as a media whore & Britney as a media whore = strange bedfellows...
10. sea - June 19, 2007 2:11 PM
Jane Pitt must be a pretty nice person. I steer clear of my current mother-in-law at all costs. I can't imagine arranging meetings and such if me and her son ever divorced.
11. Derek Hail - June 19, 2007 2:12 PM
I'd require security to see Jennifer Aniston too
12. JungleRed - June 19, 2007 2:12 PM
@6: Yes, you are.
13. jrzmommy - June 19, 2007 2:13 PM
Oh, to be a fly on the wall of THAT conversation.......
"I wanted grandkids, but Jesus Chirst....not the U.N! Oh, the beautifuly golden haired grandkids I coulda had from you two......Oh, honey, and she's such a bitch at the family reunions. ......"
14. schack - June 19, 2007 2:14 PM
awk
15. James - June 19, 2007 2:15 PM
So...Jen actually gets lessons on how to look pinched, old, and bitter. And apparently "security" is literally the new black.
16. schack - June 19, 2007 2:18 PM
i second #12
there's no WAY you can think maniston is hotter
angelina is otherworldly gorgeous, and except for lacking a sense of humor, is otherworldly bright. maniston is the matter-of-fact ho who confused being boring with being virtuous.
17. bungoone - June 19, 2007 2:19 PM
dear jen,
let it go. seriously. it's over.
18. WowJustWow - June 19, 2007 2:19 PM
Jolie is 'otherworldly creepy'.
End of story.
19. veggi - June 19, 2007 2:21 PM
@2- well, not bad, for a troll.
20. schack - June 19, 2007 2:23 PM
i guess we all pretend we don't want what we can't have.
here you have toby keith shitting on elites, singing the country version of joel's "uptown girl"
even if you didn't think she was creepy, wow, she STILL would never want you.
21. kellygirl57 - June 19, 2007 2:25 PM
Wow - the writing is especially sucky today. C'mon, Fish!
22. WowJustWow - June 19, 2007 2:25 PM
Just look at Jolie's boney hand and neck in that 'mighty heart' ad next to Anniston's pic at the top of the page.
She looks like her big ol' bobble head is about to snap off and roll to the floor from the weight of her jaw and chin.
23. name - June 19, 2007 2:28 PM
I agree with #6.
Aniston is definitely the prize now. Sane, clean and has a clear head on her shoulders.
24. Donkey - June 19, 2007 2:28 PM
That's Brad Pitt's mom? YIKES!
25. schack - June 19, 2007 2:28 PM
I agree she's too skinny right now, but her mom just died, and she spends her time in the bowels of the global animal. "this shit is what my flower grows out of???"
you'd lose your appettite too.
i have a feeling, though, that the mirror helps her stomach it.
26. Bern - June 19, 2007 2:29 PM
What a coincidence, I meet Brad Pitt's Mom every Tuesday afternoon at the Ellicott Hotel -- Hi-O!
27. Josh - June 19, 2007 2:30 PM
How old is that bodyguard/security guy? If I could figure out his afternoon nap schedule or slip something in his prune juice I could SO get into that place...
28. mindy - June 19, 2007 2:30 PM
"Otherworldly" is perfect. A world where the aliens look like insects (maybe a praying mantis), and the famales slowly suck the life out of their mates until there's nothing left but a shriveled bag of skin.
29. Trott Felipe - June 19, 2007 2:32 PM
It's about time they teamed up.
30. poorlycutpaperdoll - June 19, 2007 2:34 PM
these two ladies should learn to accept the reality and welcome the changes with open hearts. World peace actually starts from domestic matters rite
31. ummmm....no - June 19, 2007 2:34 PM
Angelina compulsively seeks attention and at all costs avoids looking inward at her own hardcore destructive nutcase personality conflicts. She deserves whatever bowel she gets into. (cue Jimbo...)
32. A Yak With a Raging Erection - June 19, 2007 2:44 PM
@26: Yo Bern. That is your most insane boob shot yet. Congratulations on a stellar effort. Long live Hoss.
33. veggi - June 19, 2007 2:50 PM
shack!
34. Pokemon_Johnson - June 19, 2007 2:52 PM
O.k., but my question is this: “Why in the hell does Brad Pitt’s MOM need a security detail?” I mean, who the fuck is she anyways? (no one – that’s who). Such a waste of money / time / everything…Just stupid…Now is the old broad had a nipple slip (ewwww!!!) or something, then this would be interesting…
35. WHAT THE FUCK EVER - June 19, 2007 2:54 PM
If I was Angelina, I would be livid! Yes, they were married for 7 years, but that shit is over! I think that Jennifer, just can't let go! That's her fault! She should have given this man, what he wanted, instead of thinking about herself! All of a sudden NOW she wants to adopt a kid, ooooh Jennifer you suck more than you ever sucked before! You can hold on to his mother, bitch, but Angelina, has the whole deal! what is she doing with his mother, is this bitch trying to secretly spy on their life, is Brad Pitt's mother really that stupid, to dish all the details? This sounds like a story within a story!
36. Pokemon_Johnson - June 19, 2007 2:54 PM
Regarding post no. 6: YES. You are the ONLY person who thinks Jennifer 'plain jane' Aniston looks hotter than Angelina 'hot-lips' Jolie.
37. Audrey - June 19, 2007 3:03 PM
I bet poor sourpuss Jen wants revenge and is getting it on with Brads mom. I find her boring and repulsive. Those who Call Angie a home wrecker don't know what they're talking about because there was no home to wreck in the first place..there is no way Jens dried up uterus could bear children. Angelina did not have to steal Brad, he came crawling to her himself.
38. Linzeee - June 19, 2007 3:06 PM
#6- i am with you all the way. I LOOOVE Jennifer Aniston. I love everything about her. I think we would be best friends. She's beautiful. I love her so much and Angelina - yuck.
39. Fishstick - June 19, 2007 3:09 PM
#38 - but do you love her? i can't tell. wanna hang out in study hall?
40. veggi - June 19, 2007 3:11 PM
Fishstick! Maybe we all can skip 6th period and go smoke cigarettes.
41. Linzee - June 19, 2007 3:12 PM
by the way that was my first post and i have been reading this god forsaken site for years...i just love jennifer so much i had to voice my opinion. and number 38- seriously...are you kidding me? she is as much of a homewrecker as he is. sure- he fell for her, but you know what a DECENT woman would do? send him packing to go home to his wife, the one he made an eternal committment to. brad and angelina are just plain skanky.
42. Sportsdvl - June 19, 2007 3:12 PM
Actually, most normal men would choose Aniston over Jolie any day. She is better looking and not fucking crazy (drinking blood, making out with her brother, adopting hundreds of foreign kids!)
43. There are ways... - June 19, 2007 3:13 PM
Perhaps Jen is looking to buy some of Brad and Angies kids? If they're shooting for 14 kids I'm guessing they're looking to sell them, right?
44. Linzee - June 19, 2007 3:15 PM
yeah i pretty much love her. love love love love
45. Canimal - June 19, 2007 3:16 PM
why is this intresting?
46. Linzeee - June 19, 2007 3:17 PM
haha @ me. i am number 38. I guess i meant audrey number 37. sorry again, my first (or FRIST as you people like to say) time, I promise it will be better next time.
47. Kevin B. gunning it! - June 19, 2007 3:24 PM
#38,#42, AND #46 BLOW ME! I'M A %100 MAN, AND IT'S NO WAY IN HELL, EVEN IF HELL FREEZES OVER, WILL I EVER CHOSE JENINIFER BORING ASS, OVER ANGELINA! I ADMIT ANGELINA NEED TO GAIN SOME WEIGHT! BUT SHE HAS A SEXINESS ABOUT HER! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THOSE LIPS! IF SHE INDEED WANT TO ADOPT 14 CHILDREN, IT'S NOTHING SEXIER THAN SEEING A WOMAN WITH KIDS, THAT KNOW'S HOW TO HANDLE, AND RAISE CHILDREN! SO......PALE, SHALLOW WHORES GROW UP!
48. Miserable Bastard - June 19, 2007 3:26 PM
Maybe Aniston and Brad's mom share some bitterness over "Brangelina", and Brad's mom is trying to help alleviate some of it the only way that seems fitting... By scheduling secret weekly meetings where she dresses herself up as a younger version of her son circa "Fight Club", the bodyguard dresses as Angelina, and then Jen beats both of them senseless with a broom handle. So far she seems about halfway cured.
49. AtLeastJenLooksHuman - June 19, 2007 3:26 PM
@28 Jolie, the praying mantis is sucking the life out of Brad, the sperm donor du jour. Before long their handlers will be carting a pair of fat lips and a shriveled bag of skin down the red carpet.
50. Jimbo - June 19, 2007 3:27 PM
@39 Yeah, lets hang out in the study hall. Bring some of the DIY videos
51. ASDFGTHJKLL - June 19, 2007 3:27 PM
Remember when The Superficial was funny?
I miss those day
52. jrzmommy - June 19, 2007 3:27 PM
47--you're kidding, right?
53. bungoone - June 19, 2007 3:29 PM
42, i'd have to disagree.
jennifer seems to have the demeanor of wet toilet paper.
angelina, the jury is still out on whether she's crazy or not, but at least there's something there.
does a guy want to get with a pile of wet toilet paper or someone who will eff their brains out? i just assume that's what angelina does juding from her days with billy bob.
54. Ooba Gooba - June 19, 2007 3:30 PM
#6: No, you aren't the only one. I think Anniston is far better looking than Jolie, not to mention a much nicer person. Jolie is a diva bitch.
55. Jimbo - June 19, 2007 3:30 PM
@52 - No, Retarded
56. LINZEE - June 19, 2007 3:32 PM
one thing to say to stupid person number 47. actually 2. what makes me shallow? please enlighten me. i like jennifer aniston better than angelina jolie. how am i shallow? AND, sure its nice to see women with kids, nothing better IF they are a good mother. And i distinctly remember angelina saying she needed to try to love her biological child. um is that sexy? noooo. is that normal? noooooooo. is that borderline lock me up im effing nuts? um yeah pretty much.
57. GOD - June 19, 2007 3:37 PM
#53. Billy Bob Thorton said "you may be having sex with the world's hottest woman and it may actually be just like fucking a couche" sadly that is a real quote and it's pretty obvious what he is saying.
Bottom line the girls who look like the best FUCK are usually the worst.
58. Yahweh - June 19, 2007 3:40 PM
The best fucks are girls with kick-ass bodies and ugly faces. Turn 'em around & you're in bidness, baby!
59. YouRang - June 19, 2007 3:41 PM
#57 If he ever sells his couch fucking technique, that will be a big seller.
60. jrzmommy - June 19, 2007 3:45 PM
I wasn't talking to you Quimbo.
61. bungoone - June 19, 2007 3:51 PM
well, i didn't hear him complaining at the time 57. he probably just said that in bitterness because angelina left his busted old leathery ass.
62. Audrey - June 19, 2007 4:03 PM
#41 "should have sent him packing back to his wife" now honestly what woman in their right mind would send Brad back? especially since they love one another, and what in the world makes you think he go back to Jen? They are perfect together and Jen needs to just get over it. I only defend this couple in Hollywood because they actually have a ounce of humanity and compassion to step back and think about the less fortunate once in a while and many evil people are disgusted with that.
#57..you know that Billy Bob is a habitual sex addict? that's one of the main reasons Angelina left him, apart from him being a wrinkly old fart. The only person who could satisfy Billy is Billy.
63. LAILONI - June 19, 2007 4:09 PM
SO FUCKING SORRY LINZEE, THAT YOU ARE A PRUDE! I KNOW THAT WHEN BRAD, AND JENNIFER, BROKE UP, YOU WERE ACTUALLY DEPRESSED, FOR MONTHS! DO YOU KNOW WHY?.......BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE A LIFE, AND I BET YOU THAT YOU ARE A PALE, SKINNY, I WOULD SAY WHORE, BUT THE WAY YOU SOUND RIGHT NOW, I WOULDN'T SAY WHORE,BUT A UPTIGHT BITTER BITCH, THAT DAYDREAMS SECRETLY SOMEONE WILL POUND YOU FROM THE BACK BITCH! bITCH, GET SOME PENIS, AND I PROMISE YOU, THAT YOU WILL BE EVENTALLY HAPPY!
64. Boring Girls Bore Me - June 19, 2007 4:14 PM
#23
I'm falling asleep just reading your description of Aniston. If you go to any church or any other place where creativity or questioning of the social norm is discouraged, there will be plenty such girls.
And sadly I don't know of any such girl who has donated at least one third of the money she's made for charity.
65. Which Men Are Normal - June 19, 2007 4:20 PM
#42
By "normal men" you mean those who can't win hot chicks?
66. Linzee - June 19, 2007 4:22 PM
audrey- what is so compassionate about the way he left jen for angelina? i know you are talking about different, more important issues with society, and yes, YAY for them for being so wonderful. but honestly they should be with all their money. ALL celebrities should be. anyway, last point is this...in the way of relationships and being a decent partner, i think they deserve each other. brad is a scum bag for what he did to jen and angelina is just as bad.
and loni #63, i really dont know what to say to you as it was hard for me understand your jibberish. if you want, you could rephrase it, so i would at least have a fair chance to make a mockery of your stupid self.
67. teeteetdot - June 19, 2007 4:23 PM
Brad's mom has the figure of a loaf of bread.
68. WHAT THE FUCK EVER - June 19, 2007 4:32 PM
#67 I said" that your probably a uptight, bitter bitch, that secretly dream's of getting pounded from the back! Get some penis, and eventually, you will be happy! You don't know what went on behind close doors with Jen, and Brad! One thing is for sure, he wanted children, and miss wally my head is up my ass, didn't want to have children, for heavens sake, they were married for 7 years, and this boney bitch was worrying about her stalling career, hell it wouldn't of made a difference, because she still is stalled! Angelina, obviously gave Brad what the hell he wanted! Some good Head, and a beautiful ass baby! Go suck A dog's dick!
69. Linzee - June 19, 2007 4:37 PM
Dear What the Fuck Ever,
Please calm yourself. If you are getting THIS worked up telling me to do inappropraite things with dogs b/c we have different views on Jennifer Aniston, then I think it is you who needs to "get a life". The phrase itself takes me back to middle school, as do your immature, incoherent thoughts. I'm glad you were there behind those closed doors. Please share your information...you could make some money off of it, if you didnt already know that. so fuckhead, all I'm really saying is..."marriage shouldnt be done if one person wants kids and the other doesnt. And I think it would have been smart of them to talk about it beforehand. Brad is still a piece of shit, I don't care if he got what he needed...SCUM BAG." ok bye i have to leave.
70. uberslacker - June 19, 2007 4:39 PM
OMG, snore.
71. WHAT THE FUCK EVER - June 19, 2007 5:04 PM
Dear chasity belt weared Linzee,
I think that Maybe Jennifer, knew that Brad wanted to have children for along time! I think that this bitch was stalling, any fucking way! It's ok, if you don't care for him, it's not like his losing any sleep, that a snobbish, chasity wearing dumbass like yourself isn't buying his movie tickets! Bitch, your like a small dot, on the map of the united states! Who cares! Being a mother, is beautiful, and natural! Brad probably wanted to see a another side of Jennifer, but like I said" her head was so far up her ass, that she couldn't see past that bullshit story that she was feeding Brad, and lot of other people"! Now, the bitch, is hanging on for dear life! His mother, com-on! That is some physco shit, and you know it! Then again, your probably just like her! That's probably why Brad is a scumbag to you, becasuse YOU'RE A PHYSCO BITCH! ARE YOU LIKE THAT CHARACTER, that Glenn Close played in "Fatal Attraction?"
Sincerely,
WHAT THE FUCK EVER
72. GOD - June 19, 2007 5:09 PM
Oh you Jen and Angie fans. Frankly both bitches annoy the shit out of me. I am seriously considering a little accident to put them (and dickless Bradley) out of their misery.
Jen should have kept her mouth shut just like Nicole Kidman did. Nicole just let Tom Cruise self destruct and she kept her personal matters to herself. Now look who’s on top and has an Oscar and who is "the crazy one".
#63.The fact is Brad and Jen planned to have kids after Friends ended. Brad stayed on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith and did not come to the Friends finale taping (which surprised everyone) because he had already begun to get emotionally involved with Angie. ( A man of his clout could have gotten off for the afternoon to watch wifey end her 8 year show or however long that shit ran). Many who knew Brad and Jen stated that Jen wanted kids VERY badly but Brad checked out of the marriage as soon as he met Angie. Brad NEVER said Jen didn't want kids. Get your facts straight before you use caps lock. Quit blaming Jen. Brad's the pig and this little Team Jen and team Angie bullshit is so fucking old.
Angie fans want to vilify Jen to justify the bitchy thing Angie did. Because if Jen is somehow a bitch it justifies Brad and Angie's relationship. Angie fans always thought Angie was a "friend to women" but it turns out she's just a bitch who wants what she wants when she wants despite the consequences. Which she proves daily with her baby addiction. She's a child.
Jen is a whiner. She should NEVER have involved Oprah and the desperate housewives of America, and perhaps even the world, in her little pity party. Again she should have kept things to herself and maybe let a male friend or two stick up for her in the media but that's it.
73. Snatch - June 19, 2007 5:19 PM
67: Who doesn't need a good pound from behind every now and again?
I don't think Pitt's mom would go over to her house if JEN is conspiring. God, some of you guys are morons.
Angie keeps her beauty by sucking the life our of the man she is with. See, for example, Brad.
And I doubt Aniston ever made out with her own brother on live television.
Angie may be attractive, but between saving kids from countries we don't give a fuck about, what has she done? Turned Pitt into an ugly old man.
74. BRAD PITT - June 19, 2007 5:27 PM
#72, WHO THE FUCK DIED, AND MADE YOU QUEEN, OR RIGHT! mAYBE IF THAT BITCH JEN, WASN'T SUCK A FUCKING STICK IN THE MUD, MAYBE SHE'LL HAVE HER A MAN! I BET YOU CALL ALL OF YOUR GUYS DICKLESS, YOU SOUND LIKE YOUR A OILY BITCH WITH THOUSANDS OF TATTOO'S, WITH BAD FEET, AND A FUCKING MULLET! DICKLESS, SHIT THAT'S WHAT LEAD HIM TO SEXY ASS ANGELINA! HIS DICK! AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY NOT TO BITE YOUR MAN PENIS OFF, AND THEN MAYBE YOU WILL SOUND HAPPIER! THAT BITCH, COULDN'T MADE IT. IF ALL THE FRIENDS CAST WASN'T THERE TO SUPPORT HER! FUCK HER, AND THE DICKLESS WHOLESOME PHONEY BITCHES, THAT'S ON HER NIPPLES!
75. narrator - June 19, 2007 5:32 PM
A recap:
Jen: pointed-chinned sour girl who's a boring lay and will turn fully masculine shortly after menopause.
Angie: bug-eyed unstable neurotic who buried her mom, hated her dad, fucked her brother, and continues to seek the spotlight even though she's thinning away into veiny hairy nothingness like a moth spending too much time on the light.
Brad: man-pod who eventually assumes the form of his mate, and is currently going through a transitional larval stage bearing a remarkable resemblance to current-day Robert Redford. Tries every day to find where Angie hides his penis when it's not in use.
ok, carry on...
76. ErinBerens - June 19, 2007 5:33 PM
Perhaps they're just friendly with each other.
77. Brad - June 19, 2007 5:39 PM
My mom says when she becomes incontinent, she'll still be able to wear those jeans.
78. CALM DOWN..... - June 19, 2007 5:41 PM
THEY BOTH ARE UGLY.
ANGELINA IS NOT PRETTY NEVER THOUGHT SO HER LIPS ALWAYS LOOK DRY LIKE THEY NEED CHAPSTICK, HER BABY IS FUCKEN CUTE THOUGH..
JENNIFER I CAN'T STAND HER...I HATE FRIENDS NEVER WATCHED IT, LOOKS PATHETIC ONLY LIKED HER IN ALONG CAME POLLY..HALLOW POLLY LOL!!!!
79. GOD - June 19, 2007 5:46 PM
#74. Oh "BRAD PITT" are those big letters overcompensating for something?
Only a retard would just ASSume I am a woman and not perhaps a muscular tall (no lifts needed) man with a 10 inch CAAAAAAAK and smooth acne scar-less skin.
Nice try WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
Brad has said quote "I'm hung like a hamster". It's a real quote check the article. So calling him dickless is fair game.
http://pittcenter.com/articles/2004/ifq.php
Brad Pitt
(IFQ magazine, 2004)
IFQ: It is a fact that you have set the standard for male perfection.
BP: Listen, I don't. I don't know if that's true. I'm hung like a hamster (laughs). Sorry (laughs).
80. star69 - June 19, 2007 5:56 PM
Man, I remember times when I was stuck on exs for a short while after a breakup, but never have I been this pathetic.
I think I know what her problem is though. It's not about Brad anymore. It's about what Angelina did to her. How she coldheartedly seduced and stole her husband right from under her nose. She can't let go. It's a silent war that's between Angelina and Anuston. I don't think Angelina has to even try...Brad is head over heels for her no matter how many crazy things she does. She won the game long time ago and it's over, finito, done.
But Anuston can't fathom that of course with all the ego she has and still keeps leeching on to his family and friends for hopes that they will be on her side and tell him he should leave the crazy bitch and go back to Anuston.
She's made and is still making an ass out of herself by still trying in sneaky ways. LOLZ!!
Not so sneaky when you get caught by the paparozzi is it Anus-ton? And now adopting a different race baby JUST LIKE ANGELINA! Wow. Just wow. Can we be more openly pathetic about our obsession here?
Brad found someone whom he was more compatible with and was attracted to more. Tough one to swallow but that's life. May the best woman win and we know who that is.
Angelina as creepy and crazy as she may be- is beyond hot- even with all those veiny arms she looks gorgeous and is more interesting than this bland, boring, horseface, giant schnauzed nutjob.
If I was a guy I'd have picked Angelina too over that.
Just looking at her bitter face makes me yawn.
The woman is always angry looking. So damn attractive.
AND she's does comedy?
WHY?
81. Kamiki - June 19, 2007 6:02 PM
@72 you sound like my ex he typed in capitals and wrote insane things too. He's somewhere deep in Chesapeake Bay now.
82. Lowlands - June 19, 2007 6:11 PM
'You wanna go for a ride ma?'I think all old age mothers are alike.They like you to take them out for a couple of hours.
83. Kamiki - June 19, 2007 6:21 PM
Sheesh two women can't be friends? Maybe they got along, maybe they are big enough and mature enough to handle being friends even though the son is divorced from her. God Forbid anyone not be in some raging psycho fury, OK I can't imagine this myself, but SHIT it COULD happen.
84. GWENDOLYN HONEYDEW - June 19, 2007 6:28 PM
Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!STAR69!!!!! I couldn't of said it better! I agree totally with you! He fould someone that has his interest! Jennifer, look so damn boring! 7 years! That's long enough for you to decide whether you want a baby, or not! I don't blame him...for not sticking around! Damn right, I miss that boring piece of shit FRIENDS, for some exciting piece of work like Angelina...anytime! All of a sudden "Ned Flanders" wife wants to adopt a kid, it's too late, that is what Brad was telling you all along, dumb shit! I think that she brings up Brad when she is with his mother! I hope that his mom don't fall for that elephant shit! Who actually gives a flying shit, who she dates!
85. coherentwriter - June 19, 2007 7:04 PM
@71
You're just nothing but class, aren't you?
Do you know any words that are larger then four letters?
86. Bern - June 19, 2007 7:33 PM
GO SEE BERN'S BOOB SHOT -- WORKING LINK ABOVE.
87. Yourfairytale - June 19, 2007 8:14 PM
Jennifer Aniston is such old news. Like someone else said, she is NOT America's Sweetheart like she thinks she is. She is talentless. Go away Jen. Go away.
88. roughdaddy - June 19, 2007 8:24 PM
#6 jennifer is one of those chicks that has no sexuality about her @ all call me nuts, angelina is crazy yes but damn i dont wanna be on the band wagon, but the chick is a goddess...
89. 15piecesofflare - June 19, 2007 8:33 PM
I would almost pay to know the ages and see the photos of the people on this thread. Almost.
90. Me - June 19, 2007 9:01 PM
Ok, they want to keep being friends? It is ok, but not appropriate since Brad has another partner. If Jennifer were that kind and prudent girl she "seems" to be, she would avoid keeping the relationship with her ex mother in law in order to avoid problems... unless she wants to provoke Angelina in a very subtly, very subtly way...
As for me, I prefer Angelina... maybe she is not the best person in Hollywood or in the world, but she is genuine. She does not hide her bad actions.. and that I appreciate. At least Angelina is trying to be a better person and we all can see her great efforts, that is why she so thin... a lot of work... Remember that people are not always as innocent as they seem...
91. Melinda - June 19, 2007 9:12 PM
Brad probably yearns for his old life with his beautiful best friend, Jen. He should not have tossed away those 7 years so thoughtlessly. I think he's now absolutely miserable with nutcase AJ, who I truly believe has borderline personality disorder. I can't wait for the day Karma bites her in her bony ass!
92. sunandrum - June 19, 2007 9:25 PM
#13 - you DO know that Jen isn't a natural blond, right? Good, just checking.
Jen - so boring in bed you doze off.
Angie - so explosive in bed you blast off.
93. GWENDOLYN HONEYDEW - June 19, 2007 9:30 PM
true!
94. 1MILFhunter - June 19, 2007 9:43 PM
Poor Jen. The hell with Brad. If she needs some servicing, she can get ahold of the MILFhunter. I'd still take a taste of that.
95. star69 - June 19, 2007 10:09 PM
You're welcome #84 ;o)
Just my two cents on it.
What a horserace she's in with Jolie. It's unbelivable:
"Brad, I'm adopting an Asian baby! Isn't that great? And I want to adopt more every year. You see Brad...(serious voice here)..I have changed so much since you broke up with me. I have seen that I was living a selfish life and decided to become a mom to many orphans from all around the globe. I also will be a goodwill ambassador and a huge humanitarian!! I will bring end to AIDS and starvation in Africa! I will feed the refugees! I will donate more money! Isn't that great? I want you to be proud of me Brad. Maybe then you'll see..................WHAT?...What do you mean I remind you of someone and it's creeping you out? WHO Brad? Who do I remind you of? ..........WHAT?? ...NO! I'm not trying to be someone else! I promise! I made all thse decisions myself so I can show you.........(sound of the phone going "click")..Brad?...Brad?....Did you just hang up on me?....BUT WHY??"
96. GWENDOLYN HONEYDEW - June 19, 2007 10:44 PM
GOOD ONE!
97. Angie Did Jen A Favor - June 19, 2007 11:43 PM
I don't know what Jen actually thinks. But I myself would rather lose a husband then having one who keeps dreaming about someone else while with me. I can see if we already have kids that it will be tough for the kids if I get a divorce, but if not, divorcing a husband who no longer loves you is good riddance. I'm sure it's tough at first, but it still beats him keeps screaming her name while banging me.
98. Maria - June 19, 2007 11:55 PM
I don't see that Jane Pitt is going to visit Jen AGAINST her will,so that means SHE WANTS TO VISIT HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give her credit, a lot of people continues to have boundaries with the exes families,that only means that they love and care for each other.
99. IcYurN2it - June 20, 2007 12:12 AM
It is OFFICIAL, Aniston has become, exactly what she said she wouldn't become & that is a pathetic POS.
It just comes out that Angelina loved Brad's
parents being so loving towards her other two children (at that time)as well as Shiloh. So, in order to upmanship, she just lowered her stock.
Jennifer, your therapest would say you should stop this. You said you believed in them didn't you?.
Get your OWN life & family and MOVE ON. They are a family of six. Even Brad wishes you'd quit being so "needy" with his family. Make up with YOUR OWN MOTHER
100. miss oblivious - June 20, 2007 1:28 AM
Well, that is a bit...awkward, and strange. I could see if there were little AnistonPitts in the picture, but since there's not, it just seems a bit strange to not cut those ties. She must really care for and like Jennifer (and vice versa).
101. crymeariver - June 20, 2007 2:01 AM
Remember that Jennifer is not in contact with her mother so maybe Mrs. Pitt became like a second mother to her. Why should Jen have to loose that too? But it is a little weird since Jen apparently no longer speaks to Brad. If they were all friends it would be a little easier to understand but I have long since given up on trying to understand celebrities.
P.S. I am not a Jen, Brad or Angie fan. Frankly I wish they would all go live on the moon. But that would be unfair to the man in the moon who has done nothing to deserve their bermuda triangle-bullshit.
102. Ewan - June 20, 2007 3:37 AM
#6 your not the only one. Jennifer is the better women imo! I dont think Angelina is even that hot, though she's growing on me!
103. What the hell.... - June 20, 2007 3:59 AM
Obviously, jen and jane pitt share a relationship of respect and friendship. They have always been close while jen and brad were dating and throughtout the marraige and the divorce. Why shouldnt it continue? Because a man couldn't keep his prick in his pants? I wouldn't think so. If angelina is so threatened and affronted by the continuing friendship, perhaps she should seek the counseling she so desperately needs to control her manic and bizarre behaviour. They say you can get a good measure of a person by the friends she has around them, the only ones surrounding Angelina are the various men shes fucked to get to where she is now. Now shes using her a reconciliation with her father ( who she also fkd over) for more publicity. I think it shoes maturity and grace that these women can continue their friendsip despite 2 very messed up people (AJ and Brad).
104. Brandon - June 20, 2007 4:55 AM
I love the "concealed" way too large pistol this bodyguard is trying to hide.
Hmm... its my... cell phone.
105. Peaches - June 20, 2007 5:12 AM
@56
Angie never said that she needed to try to love her biological child. Get your facts straight you idiot.
Second, Jen is a talentless, self centered, cold bitch who didn't want to give Brad children because she was too concerned with her washed up career. Brad left her for a better looking woman who gave him a beautiful family. It's been 2 years, get over it! Move on with your life.
106. miss oblivious - June 20, 2007 8:57 AM
I love how all these people are making fun of Brad's mom; jeez, she's just an upper middle aged mom...looks like any other. Just because she's Brad's mom she's getting grief for the way she looks. How does YOUR mommy look peoples? That much better? Riiiighhhht.
107. miss oblivious - June 20, 2007 8:57 AM
I love how all these people are making fun of Brad's mom; jeez, she's just an upper middle aged mom...looks like any other. Just because she's Brad's mom she's getting grief for the way she looks. How does YOUR mommy look peoples? That much better? Riiiighhhht.
108. miss oblivious - June 20, 2007 9:02 AM
ok, double post. I apologize, even though it technically wasn't my fault. I got a page error, and them some other weird gobbely gook, etc, etc. So sue me.
109. name - June 20, 2007 11:30 AM
@64, donating money to charity does not necessitate a "get out of jail free" card. People have to take responsibility for all of their actions and not mask it by re-deflecting attention to charities or staging press conferences and photo sessions exploiting their "new children", because they are searching for "play dates" for their experiments of mixing children. And when I say "their" I mean AJ. Brad does not have any thought that is his own.
110. jus'stupid - June 20, 2007 12:46 PM
@104, dumbass, it's CA, it's a flippin fanny pack. Nothing in pockets out there..
111. krazihottkelli - June 20, 2007 1:00 PM
Dumbezt Bitch Ever Award
goez to Jennifer Aniston,
for having the bezt in
Hollywood and letting him
zlip thru her handz...
boy, U really have a nice life
now..no matter who U get, he
won't even come cloze........
112. Linzee - June 20, 2007 2:10 PM
Peaches- youre dumb. she DID say that. and that she feels more for her adopted kids. scum...trash...doesnt deserve kids.
113. ellie - June 20, 2007 4:50 PM
so what angelina has brad, let jennifer keep the old hag she's doing angelina a favor.
114. get over it - June 20, 2007 5:05 PM
#103 seriously, learn how to spell and where did you hear that angelina is threatened over this? she has never said anything negative about jennifer or brads mom, jennifer is the one that came out in a magazine talking about it she needs to move on and respect brad and his new family obviously he found something in angelina that makes him happy.
115. jchawk62 - June 20, 2007 6:39 PM
Jennifer is my baby!!! she is so hot, i heard brad had a little dick.
116. so what? - June 20, 2007 10:03 PM
Ummmm...why is it inappropriate that Jen still talks to Mrs. Pitt? I know that sometimes after a divorce the relationship with the inlaws falls apart...actually oftentimes. BUT if Jen and his mom are still friends, more power to them. What you fools aren't getting is that JEN had a relationship with MRS PITT for many many years IN ADDITION TO HER RELATIONSHIP WITH BRAD and just cause BRAD pulled out of his commitment doesn't mean MRS PITT has to make the same choice and forfeit the relationship with Jen. Life isn't that black and white...
And for fuck's sake, why would MRS PITT conspire against her son? I doubt she would maintain a relationship with her ex daughter in law if she was such a horrible wife to her son.
And, for the record, I hope ANGIE has a huge problem with the fact that MRS PITT obviously still cares about JEN. You reap what you sew!
117. jd - June 20, 2007 10:47 PM
All you Mangelina lovers... I am sure you are all husband grabbers who use children to lure and keep a man. How pathetic. And to think that both Mangelina and Borad Pitt, the stupid man can only profess their love for kids never for each other. How even more pathetic. Looks like Mangelina is the baby machine and nanny at the same time. She looks it anyway. And sure.. blame the death of her mother for her horrible looks. See her veins coming out of her skin? It's payback time Mangelina and it is only starting. Remember how you grabbed two not one but two men from their girlfriend and spouse?
118. jd - June 20, 2007 10:47 PM
All you Mangelina lovers... I am sure you are all husband grabbers who use children to lure and keep a man. How pathetic. And to think that both Mangelina and Borad Pitt, the stupid man can only profess their love for kids never for each other. How even more pathetic. Looks like Mangelina is the baby machine and nanny at the same time. She looks it anyway. And sure.. blame the death of her mother for her horrible looks. See her veins coming out of her skin? It's payback time Mangelina and it is only starting. Remember how you grabbed two not one but two men from their girlfriend and spouse?
119. amgelina makes me puke! - June 21, 2007 11:55 AM
Angelina is angry at her father for cheating on her mother and breaking her heart. Angelina says that despite her successes she still struggles with insecurity and low self esteem. wahh wahhh wahhh.... the homewrecking bitch only has karma to blame for her fears. She is such a hypocrite, never accepting responsibility for her own actions, always pointing her fingers at someone else to take the fall for her. Her father for jeopardizing her adoption of maddox by stating that she is not stable. Hello! This was around the same time she was kissing her brother on public tv, talking about having sex in the limo on her way to an awards show, wearing a vial of blood around her neck, talking about her addictions and her penchant for self mutilation. ummm.... She is friggen nuts, I think her dad understated the concern about her mental health. Then she blames Jen for Brad stepping out on his marriage stating " he was with his best friend." What a whore. Anyone who is the "other woman" will try to justify their behaviour, because they know the blame lies on them and the man. She is the one who brought up Jen's name in interviews promoting her last movie that no one went to see. She makes her life a circus, then claims her and her children want to live normal lives, while subjecting them to every photo op out there, and discussing everthing in her personal life except which minion she has wiping her holy ass after she shits. Now, its the lawyer and her handlers who are taking the blame for the media frenzy surrounding her trying to manhandle the press and the negativity around that. Damn, no loyalty or integrity in this woman. Wonder who else she will fuck over before the public gets sick of this woman and see her for the phony she is.
120. SYL - June 22, 2007 10:50 PM
You gotta be kidding, Jen is far more classy than Jolie ever will whatever she does to make herself look so innocent. Jolie got pregnate on purpose- shows her stripes- Pitt is PW and will wake up. I hope the kids are all okay is all my concern. Jen deserves the best- she's class act all the way-- Jolie's on the bottom of her shoe!
121. krazihottkelli - June 23, 2007 8:55 PM
#120=azzkizzer:
Jen, Jen, Jen,,,
zhe doesn't dezerve
anything, if she couldn't
hold onto her man and
waz too zelfizh to give
him kidz, then the bitch
got what zhe dezerved...
and now, zhez not famouz
anymore..zince Friendz
iz gone, who the hell
wantz to zee her in a
movie? NO ONE, DUMBAZZ!
122. birdie - June 23, 2007 9:52 PM
she's a lesbo with Sheryl Crow. They both alike now. Gross. Manly looking. Yuck.
I don't blame Brad. I would have dropped my carreer in an instant to have his kids.
What a fugly fake fool. If she'd quit getting the neck fat sucked out her chin wouldn't protrude. She's had so much work
she looks like a man. Blech. Wish it was back to the old Hollywood glamour. When women looked like women not manly lesbos.
(not that there's anything wrong with being
gay)
123. kiwi - July 21, 2007 11:00 PM
Suri looks too much like Jennifer
124. alex - September 2, 2007 6:29 AM
this cunt is butt fucking ugly. brad dumped her for a reason. get over it jen, you ugly manly bull dyke bitch!
125. BOB - September 9, 2007 4:01 PM
THESE WOMENS LOOK BORED. I HATE TO SEE THEM ON THE NEWS.VERY UGLIES
126. Big Grace - October 6, 2007 7:18 AM
Jenni is a woman just like any of us those who write here that she is mannish are just jeolous of her because she FUCKED Brad for over 7 years while they haven't. I dont see anything wrong with Jane Pitt visiting Jenni that was her good friend and daughter in law for seven solid years and you just expect that to go away. Jenni doesn't want Brad back didn't you read? She is the one who filed for divorce it wasn't Brad so Jolie fans you can all go to hell and fuck yourselves, you must be homereckers just like her. Brad married Jenni because she pleased him, if anything he claims they are good friends and share something very deep. Brad still calls Jenni so who are we to judge her. A bout having kids is her decesion you dont have kids if you dont have the time and leave them with nannies like the Hollywood Jolie. Jenni was a lawfully wedded wife to Brad, so what do others expect? Does she have to pull a gun on her head because she is divorced? She is good looking, classy, free as a bird, rich and can fuck any man she wants, it's not like she cant get a man, she is picky and needs to make her choice. It's Brad's security that drove Jane Pitt to Jenni's house so Brad was aware and loved to see his mom visit his Ex. If you dont like it Jolie fans go and stick your Heads up her Ass probably you will smell like shit just like her. You are all phony like Jolie, husband grabbers!!!!!
127. FATTY ASS - October 6, 2007 7:37 AM
What is soooooooo wrong if Jane Pitt visited Jane? Was it right that Jolie slept with Brad while still married? Was it right for Jolie to call Brad whoever she wanted while still married to Jenni and claim to be a good friend? Some of you write shit here, what has Jenni got to lose? Nothing, she fucked Brad over and over again for over seven (7) solid years, so what if Jolie has him? We are counting the years we will see how long it will last. If I had to chose between AJ & JA , I would pick Jenni not some phony slut like Jolie. Others claim she is Hot, HOT in what? Hot in Fucking or What? A Hot Miserable woman who can never get a free man. For those who think Jenni is mannish check the GQ cover that she was the first female to grace, check it out she made also 17 million, while Jolie 15 million, she is one of the stylish woman on Earth, so dont hate her because she had Brad. She was there before Jolie and in all Brad's books she will always be there History still counts. Angelina is such a two faced lunatic bitch, with disgusting past, a woman who has done wacky things and now thinks if she adopts those babies to make headlines that will clean up her past. "Ambassdar" she is trying to balance out her Whore, bullshit, man eating, girlstabbing, ways by trying to save the World. Geminis are that...... What aa Fucking ugly Whore!!! Everyone should just learn to respect Jenni by divorcing her husband doesn't make her an evil person, she is not the first one and last one to divorce. People should go after Jolie and Brad those two could not keep their pants closed, Angelina as usual couldn't close her legs opened them too wide like a beast thighs. Jenni is the star here someone you can look upto. She donates money to cancer patients in Hospitals in America it's not like she is doing nothing but doesn't call the pap to write how much she gives. She didn't have to go to Africa or Asia to look good. As for Brad he is like a house maid who is going following Angelina with bags and kids. By what standard's is he the best father? Bullshit. Both Angelina & Brad are not REOLE MODELS in the society. PERIOD!!!!
128. deborah - June 9, 2009 11:39 PM
Although I think the people involved (JA?BP?AJ) I am even more facinated by the need for the disgusting vulgarity may of you point at other posters about people you don't ven know. Wonder what is so lacking that this is important enough for you to call people such vile ames for no apparent reason.
For whoever posted AJ's comments about her natural birth child, what she said was when she looked at the baby she just sees a priveliged lump. She looks at her adopted children and doesn't have to try to love them, she just thinks about what they have been thru and the loves pours out. Stupid, but is is what it is. As for the two women involved, beauty is in the eye of the beholder so I am sure there are many who find each of these ladies beautiful, but remember a few of things as you denigrate each other for having opinions. One, Jolie did indeed choose to sleep with someone else's husband, no matter what the circumstance. Two, Anniston rarely spoke publicly about this, but the reporters hounded her at every interview. She was even invited on Oprah, & any who saw the show know it was Oprah who asked Anniston about the article, JA did not bring it up. JA also made it clear that she was simply answering a question put to her by a reporter. And let me add, if someone asked me about the woman who slept with my husband, I can think of a few words stronger than "uncool" to describe my thoughts about it.
Is this interesting? Sure, celebs with money are always interesting to those of us "plain" folks. Is it enough to make one lose their marbles and call filthy names to people they don't even know because the opinions differ? Not in my neighbohood,, but then I guess that was what made me keep reading all those ridiculous posts. Me? I am pretty much a fan of Anniston, seen many of her films and watched Friends, liked it. She is as good an actress as Jolie, both offer different styles but both have talent. Say what you will, they both make millions doing what they do so there must be some talent there or the world is full of stupid people for buying the movie tickets. As for Brad, well, he isn't worth mentioning. Any man, wealthy, poor, well known or not, who cheats on his wife instead of have the cajones to wait until the divorce, well, he isn't worth much. Pretty value-free