Jun 25 2007Jenna Jameson isn't completely ugly

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Jenna Jameson brought her ginormous boobs to a signing at the '07 Erotica convention in Los Angeles over the weekend and showed up walking that horrifying line between hot and disgusting. She looks better than I'm used to seeing her, but considering she used to look like this, she could've shown up with three eyes and a fin and it would've been an improvement.



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Wow, she does look a LOT better.

She looks like a plastic piece of dried up dog do.

That's hot.

Nope, still disgusting

SLUT!

Anyone know if she ever really did a porn with Ron Jeremy? Ron's been known to ruin a vaginoplasty or two.
Those pics of the two of them look as out of place as Paris Hilton in a MENSA meeting.

I disagree, is "this" what's really appealing in your country? I mean, look at it,it's not even real: an ass load of plastic to poke, insect hormones, and horse hair.

as you guys can see, jenna gave me a warm hug


all the supposed things that have been
force-fed to us as sexy/hot are there, but its all so damn exaggerated to the tenth power, it just ends up looking like a blow up doll.

don't want.

FAKE pretty isn't pretty.

Yes she is. Superfish, its already been established you have bad taste in women.

8, not it's not but clearly some people think they look good like this & can't stop getting plastic surgery.

#6: calling a porn star a slut? original.

#12 wow! thank god im not the REAL superfish. u totally dissed him. LOL


man i remember a time when she used to be soooo hot. i can remember all the porn i had downloaded onto my mobile phone and computer and the good times i shared whacking off to her moans and cries and just wishing and HOPING it was me. oh, how those were the good days. now she's just a restaurant pig with blonde hair...and a loose vajayay

actually, i like her look...her boobs i mean. they might not look nice on her, but i wouldn't mind taking her boobs and putting them on Kelly Clarkson's body

i think she looks "job" appropriate ;-) porn stars are supposed to look like that....porn is fantasy. hello, she basically is a blow up doll. now if only we could keep the doll from losing more weight.

She's looking very Joan Rivers lately.

N@ughty!!!!!!

Where have you and YOUR boobs been all this time??? and you're right! i'd definitely put them on KC's body. i'd even put jenna's BODY on KC's body. she's still fat you know.

her skin looks like Blohan's. Unlucky.

Ugly troll she makes me sick a complete disgrace to all women. If i ever run in to her im going to kick her in the beef curtains

It's b/c her facelift finally relaxed.

hey superfish. long time no...diss. how's the virginish and whacking off life going for you nowadays? still horny, depressed and single? no one will date you still?

nice wig.

#23 HAHAHA! how's the boobs? how's the vajayay? i heard it was gooooood.


HOW TO MAKE LOVE TO A PORN STAR:
you don't. you slap her down and piss on her again and again and again...

**gently rubs penis

You have to respect an 83 pound girl who can take a 17 pound cock ... and by "respect," I mean, "loathe."

More idiot skanks here:

http://thelifeandtimesofbernard.blogspot.com/2007/06/monday-morning-just-wouldnt-be-same.html

Bones + Plastic = The Sex

If that bitch....just gain an ounce of weight then maybe......just maybe, she would look better! I thought that swallowing SEMEN makes you healthier?

I don't agree. She's completely ugly. I'd still fuck that fake, plastic, warm water like vagina though.

she looks like hilary duff in the first picture.

WTF? She looks like a crashed Roswell alien after a bad gender reassignment.

Just another plastic moron. Yawn.

Jenna was teh hawt about 10 years ago. Who wants to see a 33 year old porn star ?

If I had thoze gigantor
titz, I'd be trying to:

1)tear them out in my zleep,
2)trying to zee my feet
3)not fall off the surfboard
4)zitting drinkz on top of them

they R ugly and un=natural..
I zee Ron Jeremy iz in the
pic..he waz funny on that
reality zhow with Vanilla Ice.

I zee U fuckerz had a field day
in here *techclerk* yea, fucker,
I'm 18 not 11, azzdicklicker..not
that it matterz for U or anyone elze.

She's still waay to thin. I feel like if she turned sideways she would completely disappear.

Jesus Christ, that hatchet-face is only thirty-three?!? I figured she'd have to be pushing forty, by now. I guess coating yourself with semen every day doesn't really have a rejuvenating effect, like they said on Nip/Tuck.

She looks so ugly, I really think all the fakeness is disgusting peeps. Plus ho many dicks has she had in her? Shes a whore and there's no getting away from that, even if she looked like Grace Kelly she'd still be a whore.

she should get rired of nuts...shoved down her throat day-in, and day-out! I would kike to think that all nuts son't taste that great!

I was just about to say i thought she looked like hilary duff in 10 yrs!

Yea, Im a blonde named Jenna, and its impossible to introduce myself to anyone without a stupid little giggle...

Listen, the older you become in my eyes, the less beautifull become your BOOBS, it's a fact, ask Demi Moore.
I simply love the WISDOM that comes from the inside!
And of course a lot of LESBIAN-TRICKS!

So sorry....I was carpet munching! i meant to say that"she should get tired of nuts shoved down her throat day-in, and day out, I would like to think that all nuts, don't taste that great" thank you!

she's dating tito ortiz. poor guy

Ron Jeremy makes me want to throw up.

Jenna seems like shes getting hotter as the years go by. fantastic. http://www.hiltonbehindbars.com

I like her. she knows how to make money out of sex. she really knows.

She never did anything for me, even before all the plastic surgery. She was just a mediochre looking girl with way too much makeup on. She looks terrible lately.

It was cool to see The Hedgehog again though.

Well, the new longer weave is an improvement over that bob which elongated her face so that she looked like a damned horse.

Jenna Jameson is a worthless piece of shit. She owes over $20,000 to a local vendor here in Phoenix for products supplied to her strip clubs and won't pay up. I hope this woman dies...

#22 I totally agree..ashe definitely had a facelift.
Although, She does look like less of an alien I guess. Shes probably has weak ankles from the weight of her head and gigantor boobs making her top heavy though.

#22 I totally agree..she definitely had a facelift.
Although, She does look like less of an alien I guess. Shes probably has weak ankles from the weight of her head and gigantor boobs making her top heavy though.

Was the Hedgehog just showing up to dip his dong or was he paying for an autograph like all the other slobs?

B-E-A-utiful

#6...she is NOT a slut. She gets paid for banging guys (and girls)...therefore, she's a whore. I guess she could be a slut, too.

Nevermind.

If Wendy O. Williams and Resusci Annie had a baby....it would look like Jenna Jameson.

slut (slŭt) pronunciation
n.
1.
1. A person, especially a woman, considered sexually promiscuous.
2. A woman prostitute.
2. A slovenly woman; a slattern.

whore (hôr, hōr) pronunciation
n.

1. A prostitute.
2. A person considered sexually promiscuous.
3. A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.

SAME DAMN THING!!!

Ratfaced tranny!

She looks like an old Hilary Duff

I COME IN PEACE. Thats what the freakin alien is trying to say. But seriously,she does look like a damn alien in that pic. Her eyes especially; they look so dead and soul less. I used to think she was really pretty in her own way and very sexy. She does look much better than she did a few months ago. Maybe she's done w/ her crystal meth binge or whatever she was on, and maybe she ditched the boyfriend. Either way, the girl has serious issues. Kinda sad.


#43, I'm with you on that! He's a filthy, hairy, disgusting beast and the last thing I want to imagine is him fucking some poor pornstar. I don't get why men would want to watch this guy (I'm sure no woman in her right mind would!!) fucking on camera.
WTF??

And Jenna Jameson has morphed into skeletor with major plastic surgery. I think she's dying of AIDS people!
That's a huge weight loss.

I don't like to watch plastic women in porn who get it on with hairy monsters. I like my porn to involve natural beauties and good looking men, not orangutans.
Call me strange.

She's just another Paris Hilton.

#34...you forgot a Z in surfboard...if you're going to be stupid, do it right...dumbass

#35...not completely...you'd just see two bumbs sticking out in mid air

Every time I see her, I just feel so sorry for her. She obviously hates herself -- not just because of what she does for a living, but the fact that she hates herself so much as to diet down to nothing. So sad.

#59 - ouch.

She looks like Laura Flynn Boyle. Remember her from The Practice? That's how you will look if you starve yourself-- emaciated, yet puffy.

She's insanely fucking hot. She's naturally insanely beautiful too, she looked way better without any plastic surgery on her face, but still she's stunning.

Oh and BTW, best tits posted on The Superficial EVER.

Damn she looks like a really old Hillary Duff.

i don't think that she's pretty at all. just another plastic princess

I'm amazed that people think she's "insanely beautiful".

Jenna may not have started out as this hideous plastic Stargate SG-1 alien thing before us - she was sort of cute when she arrived on the scene - but she's never been anything more than *porno* pretty, which (I would hope) is not the gold standard of real beauty.

Besides - this broad has been jizzed on so many times, I bet if you shined one of those Dateline NBC black lights on her skin she'd look like a fucking Dalmation.

ahaha ron jeremy!

thank you lord...she is gorgeous again

It's time for the Anti-Christ to be born.She has to let her monkey go and become One with me..... And another millennium of peace and prosperity will follow.*Loud and Evil Laughter*

is it me or does she look more and more like hilary duff??

I'm not looking bad at all.I'm missing only a few fingers which got cut off by accident while
chopping vegetables.Yeah,i like cooking.True story.

(76)That reminds me about the time when i found this uneatable and creepy looking piece of meat between my sallad.I couldn't tell you because you're busy anxiously looking for something.I fed it to the dog,sorry about that.

I don't see how Jenna, beat out this chick...sucking penis! Click on the name...to see what i'm talking about! Tell me how is this chick rates to you!

I don't see how Jenna, beat out this chick...sucking penis! Click on the name...to see what i'm talking about! Tell me how is this chick rates to you!

click on the second one, the !ST ONE IS MESSED UP! THE SECOND ONE!

#34, see, I told you that you were a stupid bitch!!! #62, you told her!! Dumb aZZ!!! Hahaahaaaahhaa!!!

*gag* Ron Jeremy....

"He gained some notoriety for being capable of autofellatio (with his first on-screen demonstration being Inside Seka[6]) but he has since stated in a 2003 interview that all he can do these days is kiss the tip of his penis due to his weight gain.[7]"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy

"For a time, he was semi-blacklisted within the porn industry. One joke that made the rounds within the industry at that time was "the kinkier acts some actresses would not perform were bestiality, sado-masochism and sex with Jeremy".[1]"

#71.....lmao a dalmatian!!!!

4th pic.....wtf kind of face is she making???

6th pic.....from far away looks like she's going to take a bong hit

#71.....lmao a dalmatian!!!!

4th pic.....wtf kind of face is she making???

6th pic.....from far away looks like she's going to take a bong hit

Jelly faced disease bag

She is an excellent candidate for the down under surgery!

#81=Ron Jeremy iz
above doing U, bitch
zo STFU and go back to
fuckin yourzelf, zince
U can't find no one elze
to do it.

Pariz waz freed:
6:00 a.m. Eastern time
walked out waving like
she waz Queen fuckin
Elizabeth walkin down her long
katwalk into her mommiez armz//
U fuckerz mizzed it...

Who's that bafoon she's on the 2nd pic from below with?I thought bestiality isn't allowed in the USA.

It's obvious,she loves to have sex with animals.Bafoons,gorillas.....

I'm going to try to make Jenna Jameson horny and all over me!Uuh,uuh,uh,aah,ah,ah,ha,!!(Ape-noise).

It's nice to know that Paris is out to get back into more trouble. She'll be on probation for a good while and that will be just enough time to slap it to her again.

(91)Sounds more like your intestinal canal is seriously constipated.If you can't find a appropiate human body.Why not the body of a monkey??

She going for the hillory duff look. demi needs to know she looks like Ashtons mom

Looks a little better....But seriously get rid of the collagen lips. Everyone knows they're fake and they look like shit.

The woman has cancer for Chrissake. What a bunch of assholes you are.

At least she's putting up a fight.
Remember that Sharon Stone post?

I've always thought she was ugly and I still do...She looks like a twiggy babrbie...and to tell the truth, she looks hot without make up and ultra-sluttish-tight clothes on.

guys- she had CANCER. that is why she's so thin. and she's probably wearing a wig, as well. she does look better though, thank god. so please- lay off the skinny jokes- the woman had breast cancer (shocker- wonder why) but she's not on coke, or meth, or anything else- she does look better though, which is good

I've jerked off to her so many times, it's sad to see her end up looking so busted.

she was a guest at a local strip club once and I was so mad I missed it, but if she was to be there today I would be glad not to go. she got so damn ugly now i'm into laura lion

she's looks all washed up now and like she works at a cheap strip club in florida or something


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