Jun 7 2007Jayden James Federline shows his face

She has the body of a bag lady.

2nd

Some kind of butt-double? That just doesn't make any sense - or is lipo that good?

whoa, that ass looks high edible in these pics.

My best wishes to those kids. They need it.

Senor Superfish: I'm a big fan, but maybe you could mix up the articles a little? All the titles are "(Celebrity) is (adjective, phrase)", and all the articles end with "They could have (x) and it would be more (y)". If you don't believe me, look at the past five or six articles. A little variety, please? Still, I love the site. I like decent-sized pictures.

Topic: where the hell is Kevin Federline? Should we be relieved or worried that we haven't heard from him in a while? Who knows, maybe Lindsay Lohan will show up pregnant.

Is there a part of her body that is NOT tattooed. Ugh. Tramp stamps R Us.

So those previous pictures were photoshopped after all. The Britfans were right. I'll be damned

aw he's cute

#7 2nd that photoshop opinion. Where is your friend - the cute one? Could only get absinthe today by ordering from New York and too late to celebrate Paris being in jail - I'll be damned if I celebrate her getting out.

Who's that MILF in the yellow bikini, ya'all?

That boy has got a NICE ASS! I'm feeling all funny, like climbing a rope in gym class...

I'm just gonna vomit if I have to see Britney in a friggin bikini again. It's too depressing.

I don't believe that bad ass shot was photoshopped ...lighting has a lot to do with it!!!

Maybe she should whip out a titty and start breast feed the little guy. Apparently, she would get a lot more people talking about her.

15th

Brit and her dyke friend, AGAIN. ever notice how the bitch never smiles in photos when she has her kids?

and she may as well just take that fucking wig off.

Britney spears looks like a fatty patty to me.

=P

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Ew, now I'm picturing Brit bald and lactating. I think that was a nightmare I had once.

Britney spears looks like a fatty patty to me.

=P

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Love,
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Ew, now I'm picturing Brit bald and lactating. I think that was a nightmare I had once.

Sorry about the double post. My internet bites.

Ass looks good.

Kid is a retard.

Paris Hilton is stealing all of Twitney's headlines, so she had to bring out the other kid to get some attention.

#11 - "Like climbing a rope in gym class"
So funny that we all forgot to laugh, troll.

Please open a tall can of go fuck yourself and take a very long swig from it.

ok, here's my theory. in those last disgusting shots, she was jogging lightly or running or something. slow motion captures of people running always make them look like they have worse stretch marks / cellulite than they do. her ass is probably way out of shape, but its just muscle that isn't properly toned, not tons of cottage cheese fat.

How can you people say she looks fat? Sure she's not in the shape she used to be but she looks fine, and for a woman who has given birth to two kids she is better than fine. She's way thinner than the average lard arsed American.

it's a good thing she can pay all these people to carry her multitude of children around so she doesn't have to.

she might want to tighten up the top of the suit. support does wonders for the boobs. and i'll assume those are tattoos hanging out the top of her bikini. i just can't imagine someone having pubic hair THAT rampant.

Yeah, my theory too is that she's not in that bad a shape but that the other photos weren't photoshopped either. I think it was the motion; the fact that she was running, that pic caught what her body is capable of looking like if she starts losing muscle. She is probably very genetically predisposed to getting cellulite. And probably does have some already, it all depends on lighting, angle, etc to see it. I don't get the boob thing though! In the Brit post before this one her boobs looked big. But as you can see in all her bikini pics, she does not have big ones. I don't get it!!! I want to learn that trick dammit! Maybe its another camera angle thing or something.

Does she do ANYTHING but flit from beach to beach and back to the tanning salon ??? Wow guess she will have skin cancer and look like the old lady from Something About Mary in her 30's.

Anyone surprised that this coarse-featured, thick legged no-talent Lousiana mugwump is falling apart like pulled pork at a Texas BBQ?

She's still built like an outside linbacker.

Jus sayin'

Where's the tramp stamp in pic#7? I see it in #8 but not #7, even with the glare you should be able to see at least a little discoloration.

Yeah, good idea, distract yourselves with Britney...

hahahahahahahahahaha!

Jeeves, more champagne! And refill my cocaine sniffer when you get a chance.

Britney please go back to eating salads and dancing!!! PLEASE! THat Ass is GROSSS!!

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32-- there's no tramp stamp in those photos because it's all a conspiracy to make us believe that Britney actually spends time with her kids. That's not Britney, it's probably them same person who was at the grassy knoll. She just wants us to believe that Britney is spending a pleasant day with her kids.

36!

At least we all know she has a shaved vagine, and that's enough for me.

I'd put the weenie right in there.

Guess the last of the "fat liquifying" injections finally completed their work, and the cellulite is now gone from the ass.

Time to get working on the thunder thighs, you no-talent hack.

DancingQueen you are a whore.

I agree - Britney is a fat pig. NOT HOT!

Hey, I like hanging out with you guys. It sure beats jail!

Jeeves - you can serve the pate now...

she reminds me of a gorilla. a big gorilla wearing a blond wig

imran karim

Correction: Sean Preston is the kid with the super wedgie, not Jayden. You can tell who the bigger kid quite easily from the pictures.

And if that is a clear shot of Jayden, I'll eat my hat. You can still barely see the kid's face.

Okay, duh, I misread that. The author said Jayden is the one WITHOUT the super wedgie. Durrr.

Well now we've got that clarified! So Sean Preston is the one that turns me on. Seriously, don't you guys think he already has a great ass? Lucky boy. I'd give anything to change his diapers just once - you've already got access to vaseline, and it's not like he could really say anything to somebody afterwards.

Anybody want some Romanée Conti? It's so yummy! I haven't had any in, like, days! Ahhhhh...delicious...

Refresh my memory - does the emergence of Punxsutawney Federline today mean the season will be longer, or shorter?

#43 - STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!
No one care about your immoral and perverse fetishes. Why do you persist?
Edna is going to report you if you don't quit.

So now I have 2 trolls (and it's "one" not "won", fucktard). Great. Fish, when the fuck are you going to fix TypeKey???

are you people crazy or just blind? she looks great! 80% of the world's population has worst asses i bet nearly all of you do so shut the hell up! the girl is trying and yes, she keeps on making mistakes, but her ass looks good so enough with the hating!

Its called Photoshop.

Hansel: So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

Derek Zoolander: And?

Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.

I don't believe it.....first her ass in a thong in mexico looks decent, then looks like hell(photoshop anyone?) then she looks fairly decent.. okay, her ass looks good in these pics(good thing too, her ass is her best feature, by far). She is a dope all by herself, she doesn't need any help.

#48 - we can't stop the Britney hating. It's all we have left after getting bitch-slapped today by Paris.

#45 - It means 6 more weeks of skanks.

Wedgie, my man! You always give out the carefully numbered props - I LOVE THAT about you! But baby, I'd never "bitch-slap" you, you know that...it's just that sometimes you make me so crazy. Today was just a gentle paddling across your collective rumps. And I know some of you (Jimbo for sure) got a hardon...

At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.

who is making the sick jokes about raping that child? That is just fucking disgusting.
GO DIE. NOT FUNNY AT ALL. Sick fuck. Off Yourself.

#56 - that's one of the regulars who goes by the name of "wedgeone." We've been having some problems with him, but we don't want to start blocking IP numbers because of one commenter. Please try to be patient and skip over his comments. Thank you.

cant this bitch afford a decent bathing suit?

shouldn't those tykes be wearing pullup swimmers or something along those lines? kid's probably going to pinch one off in the resort pool. figures that britney would allow that to happen. disgusting!

I'M HAPPY THAT SHE IS WITH HER FAMILY! sHE CAN'T WIN FOR LOSING WITH YOU ASSHOLES! IF SHE WASN'T WITH HIM, THEN ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES WOULD BE LIKE" why? isn't she never with her kids?" NOW THAT SHE IS, YOU NUTWIPERS FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT! FUCK ALL OF YOU HATERS, BRITNEY, CAN BUY YOU WHORES! I THINK THAT HER BODY LOOKS GREAT! AFTER HAVING TWO BABIES, ALL OF YOU LICK COW NUTS!

I don't care HOW good her ass ends up looking...nothing will help that ugly ass mug she's got sittin on top of that flabby pimpled neck.

That ass looked so good 4 years ago

Hey Fifi, fuck you

Yeah, look at her butt now! The cellulite butt shots were PHOTOSHOPPED and this is proof!

Well, she's spending time with her kids.... thats a step in the right direction. Give the girl some credit..... she looks good for having 2 kids.... and 2 ex hubby's.

It could be worse. Trust me.

DB'S TREASURE, NO..........FUCK YOU! GET A LIFE LOSER! SHE CAN WEAR HER DAMN BIKINI A MILLION TIMES, IF SHE WANTS TO! TOUGHEN UP BITCHES!

Thats a "damage control" arse, sent in to help repell the previous pictures from our poor injured minds
(thats injured because of her not because you know um anything else..)

super wedgie. hahah.

Everyday this Britney thing is in a bathing suit. Just watch, she will be dead from skin cancer within 5 years.

You know, with all this Paris Hilton bullshit going on in the media lately, I almost don't mind Britney...and that is a terrible thought. Well at least when she releases the new album and tours she will actually have a job, unlike Paris whose job is to make sure the spray tan on her knees are even to hide that fact that she blew her way outta jail.

I really don't understand how those two asses can be the same person.

she doesnt look that bad, wtf happend between this post and the other?

#66 i think its funny your telling this person to get a life but youer sittin up here on a celeb forum watching posts and picking fights...

Damn: ZuperFizh iz
buzy tonite...zhit!

All theze new poztz..
kool...

I juzt heard Pariz=z
azz iz going back to
court..

I hear alot of U have
been sending pizzed off
emailz...

Now..tell me...who will
be our Al Sharpton and
get thiz bitch behind
barz...U really need to
start planning thiz before
Mondayz court date...thankz...

oh yea, Brittney....nice to zee
your kidz...they R zo cute...
start hanging out with them more
coz really ,,your mizzing it if
U don't....I'm getting ready to
zee what Yahooz aweful plaztic
zurgery haz about her cellulite...

brit looks GOOD in these pics.

end. of. story!

...im sure she doesnt look NEARLY as good as "MRS_PRIMEVIL" but no one EVER will...
/sarcasm

Hi guys.

I just wanted to let you all know that I am
a professional photographer and I can tell
you that these new pictures of Britney in her
pink bikini ARE PHOTOSHOPPED. In the last two pictures did you notice how the background is completely fuzzy while Britney
appears immaculate? Notice the soften/almost blurred edges around the contours of Britney's body (especially in the last pic. Somebody said it earlier, these pictures are just damage control as a result of those not so flattering pictures taken of her in Mexico.

I'd have to agree with the last post that THESE pictures (particularly the last one) are photoshopped and not the ones with the nasty cottage cheese ass.

Eyyyy, look at pic 7. It's true what they say: Shitney is making a cum-back!!

Hey. Those other ones are obviously photo shopped. Britney does not have cellulite like that lol. I've seen the real pics with the real ass. It's funny I am typing this because I'm usually always complaining how it's taking her to goddamn long to come back already. It's like holy shit!

I can tell you taht these pics *are* digitally enhanced, but then so could a blind monkey.

I can also tell you that every poster of Britney ever sold was also digitally enhanced, but then so could a retarded baby.

When you guys lose your virginity, you will notice that real women look different from posters of real women.

Britney has a great ass. She's always had a great ass. In the thong her ass is great. Those pictures with the cellulite are from her running and some freak moment in time. If you see her ass is flat in those pictures, when it's clearly not. Kate Hudson had some freakish stomach pictures on every tabloid from when she was running and the skin moved in strange ways.

why would paps photoshop pictures when they get their lawls and money to make stars look worse then they usually do? come on. I can see shopping worse and using bad lighting, but they gain nothing but making someone look better.

i love how her baby in the last one looks like hes ready to jump to drown himself.... probably to get away from her.

I can't bring myself to hate Britney I'm putting all my effort into hating Parisite this week.

having seen some of your work, I could have agreed with "gentle paddling" but after the suggestion to skip over all of his comments, I think it is more like sitting on him and demanding that he declare you are Supreme Commander of Space Station 157. Hmmmm. That's actually pretty hot.

Dude, that's it. I'm getting those "fat-dissolving" shots all these b*tches are getting... though not as hard core as Melanie "jerky knees" Griffith....

go to the yahoo
homepage and type
in aweful plaztic
surgery=Spearz azz
lipo..itz very real
itz alzo very sickning.

She looks good to me. She can take my thick 8 any time.

Ass looks great. I'd hit it.

Nope, no diapers for those kids, who needs them?

I read everything you guys write every day. You make me laugh, giggle and howl with laughter at times. But finally, I gotta put a post in and just say, "leave the kids alone". I've got a little girl and she is the same age as twitneys kids.

Some of this crap being said about the babies IS NOT funny. I feel sorry for them. :( It's not their fault. :( :(

I'm sneaking around at work and don't have time to edit, reread or proof. :)

P.S. I want those damn fat burning shots too! What the hell are they called and how much do they cost...?

Its is obvious that other picture is seiruosly photoshopped...you cant tell? Its way obvious.

"coarse-featured, thick legged no-talent Lousiana mugwump"

kinda sums it up doesn't it

You are definitely an ass man. And hung up on messed up stars, as that's all you focus on. It is good to see Britney playing "mommy" for once.

Woah... I think she actually looks very good here.

So is it wrong that I would fuck the shit out of her?

Britney looks like a man. She has a manly body.
Her ass is manly, her back fat, big sholders, huge neck and butt ugly face are all very masculine.

Someone asked earlier what the paparazzi would have to gain by making somebody look better. These photos were probably staged by Britney or somebody on Britney's team. There is just something a bit too coincidental about the poses in the last two picks. She knows the paparazzi is there so she deliberately shows her backside. She even bends forward just a little bit which would naturally make that skin tighter. Britney or somebody on Britney's team could have very easily paid a photographer to take these shots catching her "off guard" in a bikini. It is all damage control due to the fact that the not-so-flattering pictures of her became a bigger story than it should have.
I'd be willing to stake my career on the fact that this particular photographer was hired to make Britney "look better."

For a twice divorced mother of two thats as hot as it gets........and oh yeah,she's Britney Spears

Solution to the riddle here : There is 2 Britney Spears, a real one and a clone. Raelian did it my brothers and sisters.

20, yes she is... thanks to constant surgery, injections and lipo. With that amount, any of us "lard assed Americans" could be skinnier than she is.

99, I agree. In fact, if the photog WAS hired to make her look better, they might be airbrushed. After all that blatant posing... because let's face it, she's too dumb to act genuinely unaware.

And look at her face in that picture. She looks like she's thinking, "Huuuuuuuuh? Where'd these here smelly-ass booboos come from? I hate touchin' em! How come I gotta pose with 'em for the pavarottis?"

Tell me how you can't feel sorry for this sad face?...

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HAHA @ #63

Honestly she looks great! Her body looks great! Leave her the fuck alone! She's a human being

Now I hate Brit Brit's music and I'm not a blithering "fan", but I agree with 105. She's a PERSON, who's had two kids and some tough shit to deal with. I think she looks great, better than most people with two kids. Its not like she was sucking in and posing for the pics....this is how a real woman is supposed to look. And her ass looks gorgeous!

And to all of you saying you dont want to see her in a bikini....its not like she WANTED these pictures taken and posted everywhere. Shes just trying to enjoy an afternoon with her babies but this is the price of being a celeb...

Brittany is TRASH!!!! I don't know why people cant see that upon the sight of her. I glad that Justin Timberlake got out before she brought him down a notch or two. I bet Justin's mom is soooo happy that he did not plant a seed in that trashy nasty looking wanna be. My guess is that Kevin turned her out sexually(thanks to Shar Jackson) and that's why she fell so hard for him. Brittany don't let any future orgasims determaine who you fall in love with!!!!!

Brittany is TRASH!!!! I don't know why people cant see that upon the sight of her. I glad that Justin Timberlake got out before she brought him down a notch or two. I bet Justin's mom is soooo happy that he did not plant a seed in that trashy nasty looking wanna be. My guess is that Kevin turned her out sexually(thanks to Shar Jackson) and that's why she fell so hard for him. Brittany don't let any future orgasims determaine who you fall in love with!!!!!

So jayden is which onee?