Jun 6 2007Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad want to be famous

who?

hmmm...I wonder if she needs her spleen given a tongue bath...

isn't this suppose to be a reality show? why do they have shoots?

Fourth!

Why do these chicks think anyone cares?

5th! or 6th!

I'd put it right in the poop-shoot!

Slow news day?

i'm pretty sure the shit i took this morning is bigger news than this.

Attention whores will do what they gotta do! lol That's what Hollywierd is all about baby!

http://www.innerdrama.com

Did someone fart in the last pic? Sure are a lot of bubbles.

Ive acutally watched the hills quite a few times, and its acutally not that bad, both lauren and heidi are very pretty girls

i don't think these pics are that old... especially since she's shown here with her big (oops i mean little) fake boobies. i still dont understand why people who go under the knife for the sake of boobies do not end up looking like jordan. what the hell is wrong with these people? I am a DDD+ and I STILL want to get implants!

Blowhan going into Me-Hab and Smearis Helton doing the striped pajama game means F list fleshy covered skels on the Hollywood beat.

Lynwood and promises open your gates and let our people goooooooooooo....

I would like to know where to buy her bathing suit. If anyone knows, please post. It looks good on her, but it would look even better on me.

You can buy that bathing suit at "Granny's Sofa Cover World"

The only shoot those chicks need to go to is my throat yogurt shoot. On the set NOW bitches!!!

I think Lauren is an exceedingly attractive and likable young lady, never watched The Hills but Lauren (LC) was the only kid on Laguna Beach I didn't want to ax murder.

Heide just looks to be another dime a dozen hollywood wannabe

WTF? Who is she?!

Instant FUCKIN hard on. That bitch is fuckin hot. I would love to drink her douche water, and possibly even toss her salad. Put some dressing on that salad too.

Who? Wha? *shakes head in confusion and clicks to the next story*

Does your wife know what a dirty boy you are Victor?

Victor, take your Ritalin. She obviously a self centered (can't use those words here) who wouldn't give you the time of day unless you were somebody she could sponge off of. Now get out of the basement, it's a beautiful day outside!

I
Would
Pound
Her
Like
A
Rusty
Nail.

I think she got her boobs done way too big, but then again I didn't think she needed to get them enhanced. Kate Hudson sets an excellent example of how to work with the body you have, instead of having nasty saline bags inserted into your chest. Her double-douchebag bf probably egged her on into getting the surgery.

And her bikini is hideous. Every time I see these two together, it always looks totally staged.

In picture 7 she is reaching climax. Look at the way she throws her head back, her mouth is so wide you could fit a whole box of double cream oreos in there.

So who's this fat white girl?

I just choked on the douchebaggery of those last several pictures ...

I am pretty sure I could drive to that hotel, park my car, find the pool, get naked, get rid of him, and then dissapoint her (twice) - all in under 3 minutes.

Good to have goals.

Staged and boring.

Bowlegged and blah...

At least she's somewhat sexy.

She is the definition of "butter-face", however, I'll bet she looks great bent over a couch.

@24 Thank troll for your 2 cents worth.

@26 You are so damn cute!

I'm no expert but this chick looks like she has Down's Syndrome or something... wait, yes I am an expert and she definitely is retarded

Just who the fuck is she ???? !!

I'm pretty sure she got her boobs done to take the attention off her tragic face. The girl looks like her desperate housewife of a mother took a trip to Tijuana and nine months after having sex with a horse-Heidi popped out.

DahliaRose-You can find her swimsuit at Diane's in Manhattan Beach.

She's not bad as a fuck-her-to-shut-her-up type. But sometimes they try to talk afterwards, and it's such a pain to wrestle the plastic bags completely over their heads.

@34 She's prettier than Tori Spelling, who actually does look like she's half horse.

Aren't these all pictures of one slut? Is the left tit 'Heidi Montag' and the right tit 'Lauren Conrad', or is it the other way around?

holy shit, i forgot how hot young girls are!

Ok, her nose kills me every time I see pics of her "just splashing around" --aka posing-- with said douchebag.

If you're going to pay to have someone re-arrange your face for you, do we have to end up looking up your damn nostrils? I'm no Dr. Indian-Nose-Job-Guy, but boogers are OUT.

Ya know I'm all for bringing back Celebrity Deathmatch only this time it should be live action.

Does anyone remember back when you had to have talent to be famous? Those were the days!

She might be steamer-worthy.

Her face says nothing and she has the chin of a linebacker.

what? WHO doesn't know who these two are? you better be sarcastic.

Sooooo basically she KNEW the paparazzi were around??? Cuz I know when I'm getting ready to jump into a pool I'm not gracefully falling breasts first.

they're engaged? I thought she was going to college to get her MRS degree but apparently you can still get it even after dropping out. She is so SO SOO dumb & worthless. I doubt these 2 will ever make it to the altar. If they do, the marriage will last 6 months tops.

They should put out a sex tape. Together.

That should help with the whole "fame" thing.

Heidi only wears bikinis in public. Guess she wants to show off the new twins. She did pay A LOT to be "happy" and "pretty." Oh wait... didn't Spencer pay?

Just let me know when her sex tape comes out.

I'd fuck her.

But only if I could hurt her.

next years cast of the surreal life

@42 I think you are steamer worthy troll

@42 I think you are steamer worthy troll

#11 not everyone wants to have back problems or uh...look like shit

#22 couldnt agree more. esp about the double-douchebag bf

Jesus somebody hit my elbow I'm skipping

I'd stick a finger up her ass, but if she liked it I'd pull it right back out. That's pretty much how the entire evening would go.

Ugh, how much more do we need to read about this loser and her even more pathetic boyfriend, Spencer? I don't know what their agents are paying US Weekly to constantly run features on their "amazing love story", but they're nobodies and I'm sick of seeing her face everywhere. If you have to use Lauren "L.C." Conrad to get famous, you know you're lame. :/

I love that I inspired all this steamer talk.

Yeah Bern, it's just great. Now some chick says I'm in for a "steamy evening" and I get kinda nervous...

I'd like to be famous too, unfortunately I just don't think I have the breast requirements.

Hey Bern - Nice DMBS. Where did you find a girl with lips as big as her boobs. And it is my troll that is getting all nervous about getting a steamer. I think she just love them and wants one done to her

#60 - it's not just about the breasts. Here's a secret: do anal twice in one night, and be the one to initiate it the second time. Pretend that it really hurts the second time around, but you eventually get completely into it and have a mindblowing orgasm (fake, of course). I don't know about fame, but you'll have an endless supply of male fans.

Jimbo - that is Tawny Peaks, or something. She's an aging, D-list porn star. I was wikipedia-ing porno stars and her name popped into my head, so I just started image searching her ... all while at work. Classily played, indeed.

I bet Tawny would take a Steamer.

Bern - Maybe you could invite her and my troll over for a 3-some of steamers. Just eat lots of fiber before they get there

She has wonderful bone structure. It will make a delightful cracking sound.

if someone put
a bag
over
her head
then and
only then
will she
look good...

Girls like her are only fit for pornos.

Jesus this chick is 20?? she makes Hohan look like a toddler what is it with the Hollywood youth they go from teen to middle aged in about 6 months. Fake tits are so fucking old, yawn.

#35 - What dick you say troll? We cunt understand you. Blah-blah-yada-yada-yada-bag over your head-what?
How many people are you impersonating today, anyway? Me, Jimbo, and p0nk? Anyone else?

I choose this Heidi over Heidi Klum any day of the week!

#12 - We rebuke your request - we need a break from Parisite and LiLo for a while.

63 Yeah, I don't give steamers. Not really my deal.

I guess I missed a lot today. I would have been here sooner but I had to clean up a steamer. Ivory is mild but it always makes my chest break out. And unfortunately his dump was very peanut-y, and you know how that clings to chest hair!

@69 Don't you just love these pieces of shit trolls? You would just love to beat the crap out of them. The more attention you give them the happier they are. I think this is the thrill of their day.

who gives a shit about these lame asses...

the new rumor is that Nicole Richie is pregnant... can we maybe we something on that?

@70 Me either. I did not even know what they were until you or my troll start talking about them and now that is all she can talk about. You would make her year if you gave her a great big steamer

She looks like shes about 40. Hot bod though.

No one will like this bitches. Once they come onto the red carpet and start posing trying to look like celebrities, everyone will probably turn and walk away.

Real original. Bleached Blonde Skank w/Implants stuffed in bikini...comes complete w/ Ugly Face.

K-Fag, err, I mean Spencer is just riding his girlfriends coat tails for a bit of notoriaty too, but un-like Brit, Heidi has always been tragically ugly, unable to do anything entertainingly except show us how if you ignore the tragic face you were dealt with you still can end up on the superfish. Spencer has all the qualities of a loser boyfriend and dingy as she is ugly Heidi is just showing the world how uttlerly stupid she is by engaging in this guys plans. You dumb cunt, he is not into you but your access to this stupid show on mtv that should've been canceled the week it started! The fact that American teenagers are so stupid this show is still on air is more of surprise to me than how bad heidis tits turned out. & how does she plan to fix the rest of her body?

U-G-L-Y SHE UGLY // F-U-G-L-Y SHE FUGLY
H-O-R-S-E SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE
N-A-Y NAY NAY NAY NAY NAY

Has anyone seen her feet? She can make a fist with her toes... Watch out De La Hoya!

#48

No, SuperTool aka Spencer Pratt did not buy her tits. Heidi originally wanted boobs awhile ago but was worried about what image it would set for her fans. Then she got a call from a plastic surgeon who offered to do her tits and nose for free for a little publicity on "The Hills" Season Free. She's about to challenge Paris for the most desperate, no-talent, wanna be celebrity in Hollywood.

suit looks like a lucky-brand one from victorias secret. flips are reefs. setting looks like the ritz-carlton at laguna niguel. why on earth i know all of this, i have no idea.

I'd HIT it. But her face is plain....

Nice "faux-hawk" douchebag <-- funny, that's exactly the word that sprung to mind as soon as I saw his dorky shorts.

I don't understand why these people are "famous"
Whenever someone talks about Lauren Conrad they always write, "LC, from Laguna Beach,..."
Right. Lauren. From Laguna Beach. She's just some random girl from Laguna. Big deal.

I hate how everyone is obsessed with here. Los Angeles is the worst city in the world, but everyone wants to come here because there's like--- 5 cool places that are always mentioned. And most of them were cooler before some dumb nobody like these two kept showing up with their camera crews.

ending rant now.

I hope this Heidi chick becomes famous and pushes Nicole Ritchie or Paris Hilton off these celeb pages. At least Heidi has a bod.

Thanks.

#72 - once TypeKey gets their shit together, there will be no more trolling.
Unless K-a-r-l is the troll, in which case TypeKey will never be reimplemented.

better gossip would be the fact that she got huge implants and a nose job... even though that's old news.

What about that chick who tries to pretend she looks exactly like Tiffany Amber Thiesen?

My wife watches this stupid show. It's like a like show like where I like listen like to every time they like say the word "like" and then I like repeat "like" and this like becomes like so annoying to my wife she like only watches the show when i'm like not in the room to make fun of it.

Heidi is the perfect selfish stupid self centered concieted little girl who LOVES TO BE TREATED BADLY BY MEN. She's the most amazing thing I ever saw. Nobody on earth is more worthless or helpless! I swear! You got to watch this show to see Heidi. This girl has no pride, shame or self esteem.

#26 Hi Wally

Heidi loves public humiliation. It makes her get off. You can see it happen. The show paints her in an unfattering light, but in her mind she's being glorified.

Any normal person would be horrified and shamed and commit suicide if millions of people saw them acting like Heidi acts.

I
Wish
Spencer
Would
Pound
My
Ass
With
His
Rusty ( Herpes-Encrusted & Longitudinally-Challenged )
Nail.

She's definitely the hottest socialite in the under 21 crowd, cept she kinda has John Elway horse teeth. But it's amazing what a great set of tits can do for you! Spencer is a douche.

She's definitely the hottest socialite in the under 21 crowd, cept she kinda has John Elway horse teeth. But it's amazing what a great set of tits can do for you! Spencer is a douche.

"Heidi is the perfect selfish stupid self centered conceited ... who LOVES TO BE TREATED BADLY BY MEN."

Don't we all, bitch. Don't we all.

Fake boobs = tacky. period.

Naise buttie!

The reason they have shoots are because The Hills has something to do with modeling either they are models wanna be models or whatever in response to number 3

Her head just doesn't look like it goes with her body. Looks like somebody pasted it on.

I'm in total agreement #22 (Kate Hudson!!)!

no idea who these hos are but by these pics i'm hoping this heidi girl gets desperate enough for fame to get naked somewhere, anywhere. my wang is really liking what i'm seeing here. and that's what's important, right?

eww...all i can see are huge feet and bunions.

I wonder how much they paid the photographers to pay attention to them...or US weekly for that matter. This was completely staged. Just like every other time she's in a magazine. spencer looks like he has early 90s lame ass curly hair, and he's a huge pansy whose goal in life is to be famous, and she's the pathetic sidekick that has the same dream. She's riding on the coattails of LC and needs to go. i fuckin' hate those two.

Heidi could get a job with the Pony Express with those saddlebags.

I have no fucking idea who this chick is and could careless if she's a celebrity or will become one. But after weeks of seeing Brittney's cottage cheese ass, LiLo's freckled face and grandma snatch, anything Paris, and a neverending line of skeletor bodies (Nicole, et. al), I welcome the sight of a young, healthy, (possibly) pristine babe. Well, at least a babe that doesn't scream CRACK WHORE at first sight!

Butterface.

The only thing this chick has going on is that she's young and thin.

...and someday those things will go away.

Ok shen pretty and everything, but she isnt famous, but her bf its HOT, i would soo do him..lol

Her boyfriend is a douche bag.

What no tattoos, W00T!!! It is refreshing to see a chick with no tattoos.

Man face.

Butterface!!!

wow who wouldnt tap tht ass!

Spencer seems like a raging sociopath. Every time I see the two of them I think of the "Ken and Barbie" killers in Canada. They were the blonde serial killer couple who videotaped their crimes. It's quite disturbing actually.

I think both of them are fucking ugly... and her bikini is atrocious... my grandma used to have something like that... she threw it away ages ago cause she said it wasn't "in" anymore...obviously this horse faced bitch didn't get the memo

# 114.. the "Ken and Barbie" serial killer couple? Maybe you're thinking of the sick f*cks Karla Humolka and Paul Bernardo.. but they were anything but goodlooking blonde barbies. They were actually ugly as hell.