Jun 22 2007Eddie Murphy is officially the father

CAUTION!!!

Fugly Bitch.

what is the extra 10% for?

child support bitches

Sucker!! Ha!

Awww, why did those two split up? They were such a cute couple. A donkey and an ogar. Wait, wasn't there a movie about that?

I sooo coulda been, like, first, but I was still at the Lindsay thread, then I saw Harrison and I had to stop and stare for 12 minutes. And then I licked my screen.

I think I saw him in this role already.
As I recall the flic was called 'Beverly Hills Dad'

The first thing is really lame. At least she is better looking than Posh *Eat a Sandwich* Spice

I knew that bastard was the father! You can't run away from the truth bitch! I hate fucking men, that isn't fucking men! They're stuck inside a man's body, but really hasn't matured enough! Bitch, got you!

paparazzi really know how to nail a shot, don't they? too funny. oh eddie. i wonder if he did that laugh when he found out?

Ok, the editor that writes this shit, must be gay! Because he thinks that all pregnat women look like horses, No my friend...That is just how your mother looked when she was pregant with you bitch ass!

She is his type. Tranny looking that is.

HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!

funny shit. I so knew that fucking transvestite-feet-licking moron was the father. cha-ching

typo(pregnant)

well...he does have a thing for Transexual hookers...

HALF!!!

He seems to be destined to live out his own comedy routine.

Either that, Lodi, or you are just mad because you do in fact look like a horse, are pregnant, and are secretly wishing that it was you who had Eddie's baby...

Oh, and, 14th!

mm...horsemeat.

Baw-haw-haw...that's effing hilarious! He went on and on in the media that the kid is not his blah, blah, blah. Eddie is a hilarious comedian, but isn't he supposed to be a real dick-wad? Those two deserve eachother, maybe the baby will bring them together. Guys always marry the chicks they knock up right?

I think this now brings the unofficial Eddies kids count to somewhere around 18.

Eddie must have been fucking her to get new material for his next round of comedy tours.

asshole, she's beautiful....she's just PREGNANT in this picture. you douchefuck.

Well, ... kudos to who gave her the name "Scary" Spice......other than Beast I really don't think anything else would have been appropriate.

yeah, nut breath, she's pregnant! Where the fuck did you think that you came from! I know that you saw how much of a cow, your mom looked like when she showed you her pregnancy pictures!

How could guys like fat asses? It must be a politically correct thing.

Eddie is officially 110% brave man.

"Pictures could surface of him making out with a horse and it'd be less shameful."

Or, let's not forget, a transsexual prostitute.

#26
gud one ;)

Apparently you forgot about the Transvestite.....

or is that him?

She's Rick James, bitch!

I thought rich black men only fucked hot white chicks? Whats wrong with Eddie?

HEY ALL YOU ASSHOLES!

(By that I mean the men who write garbage on this site and MOST OF ALL this site's owner)

Eddie is an asshole too, like ALL OF YOU!

Melanie Brown will get her figure back, has been vindicated and has more class than ALL of you put together!

I suspect foul play here. Maybe this is a Virgin pregnancy (and due birth) but with Eddie Murphy having been subjected to a death threat from the AntiChrist to 'play' the father. Who knows? Better Mel B than any of the other Spice Girls though (I am referring to her personality here).

I'll take a pregnant Scary Spice wearing her baby belly out infront of her -any day- over Posh Spice and that body of hers that could easily pass for that of a 12 year old boy.

Well, except for her grapefruity implants. 12 year old boys don't typically have those.

Eddie is such a freakin bastard. His poor baby. And anyways, I thought he got caught w/ a tranny before;isn't he gay or something? I could be mistaken. But I don't see why the fish and so many other people constantly bash this Melanie chic; she's not ugly. She's not hot either (and who is at like 8 months preggers?) but she's just average looking, bordering on kinda cute.

HALF!!!

nigez:
ze can ztill walk
pik up
a broom
and zwepe a litle

She's 110% nasty.

duhhh... firzst. uhhhh. iz beze krazi. iz goz nozing elze tooze dooze thanz beeze a fuckin idiot on this site. krazi hot kelli should get a life and stop posting dumb shit.

Too many men out there..(Celebs Included)..sleepin' around..gettin' their freaks on..reproducing..and NOT trying to be responsible/ADULT/pay child support.

PAYBACK..is (a bitch..literally) procreating with money hungry "Gold-Diggers". Just because they can!

Hey Eddie Murphy!..ever heard of a condom?
Not only does it keep you SAFE (STDs)..it protects your ASSets retard.

SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!!!

what a scary couple...dayummmmn she looks haggard.

Well, that's her extremely pregnant and gross. What's she REALLY look like?

just looking at mel b gives me a boner. not 'cause she's fine as hell (not that she is...) but becuz i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico...oh yea, the swimsuit model before this was hot too so...mel b doesn't really contribute to my boner...my nightmares maybe...

...unless of course you count 10 years ago when i stopped dating white women because i saw her in "Spice World." she wasn't all that scary then...just a little bootylicious! oh...how childbirth can fuck you up

Come on now....

She's a beautiful woman. Why doesn't anyone respect a pregnant woman's body? Breasts grow, the ass grows, and wait a minute, oh, I think the belly grows too!!!! Noooo... It's like what the hell do think, people?

how come no one remembers this?

On May 2, 1997, around 4:45am, Eddie Murphy picked up pre-op transexual prostitute Atisone Seiuli aka Shalimar on Santa Monica Boulevard in West Hollywood. This area was to be inside a "prostitution abatement zone" designated by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department. Deputies pulled over Murphy's Toyota Land Cruiser, arrested his passenger for outstanding warrants, and released Murphy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Shal.gif

He's such an ugly twat, Lord I hate Eddie Murphy - the worlds most unfunny man and on top of that a complete ass for claiming the kid wasn't his, way to go you ugly piece of unfunny crap, I hope she screws him for MILLIONS in Child Support.

I had my ipod on while I was sleeping and I was listening to blake's version of this love. So I dreamt that I was at the american idol concert and blake was singing to me and when he was about to kiss me the song ended and i woke up. well he kinda got to kiss me before i woke up.

Melanie is a beautiful person. So whaat she was pregnant in the pic without her hair really done, my bet is she puts all of you to shame who are talking mess about her. Let's see some of you mickey fickeys post your pics! LOL

As far as Eddie being an ass about being the father..haa haa (Nelson laugh)Pay your child support Eddie and get involved in your childs life!

#43- Geico...that's hilarious.

Bring back the Delirious days, Eddie--you were the shit back then.

I think she is beautiful. All of you don't look fantastic when you're caught yawning, or without makeup...
But, she'd better watch out. The last person who got Eddie in trouble is dead. That tranny fell from a building !

http://findadeath.com/Deceased/s/atisonseiuli/seiuli.htm

she'd better get a body guard !
But, I bet the baby is beautiful. And I know Johnny Gill is having a fucking stroke now !

Jesus, that is one ugly heifer.

Eddie has always had strange taste in women, and trannies, and he may not be at the top of his commercial game, but damn!

One large paper bag, $0.05.
Two condoms, $0.50.
18 years and 9 months of shared custody and child support with Scary Spice, priceless.

this is amazing/ a woman all jacked up on hormones, with no make-up and not the most flattering angle, carrying life - life about to spring from her body!! and she's being bashed? wtf Go Melanie!

her ass is funny looking.

Thank god this crack-ho looking pile of shit won't be able to grab half of Eddy's money (he has a few other kids he has to pay for, so joke is on you, you money grubbing ho!)

ROFL that sucks so bad. I feel bad for him i really do.

Eddie is a true piece of shit for denying his child. I hope SHE GETS HALF, EDDIEEEE!

Eddie is a true piece of shit for denying his child. I hope SHE GETS HALF, EDDIEEEE!

"Thank god this crack-ho looking pile of shit won't be able to grab half of Eddy's money (he has a few other kids he has to pay for, so joke is on you, you money grubbing ho!)" - Zug

Wow Zug, you are so RIGHT. Thankfully Eddie Murphy has slutted himself around several times before now and all his babies and their mamas won't be able to grab all that money! You know, now that I think about it, he shouldn't have to pay a dime! Those sluts should just be thankful to have been in the presence of the great Eddie Murphy... Or you. That fucking judge is out of his mind making you pay $212 a month for some kid that you never visit anyway. How do you know it's YOUR kid anyway? I mean 99.86% positive isn't 100% is it? There's still that 0.14% chance that you're paying hard earned beer money on some other guys snot nosed brat. And you KNOW it don't cost that much to raise up no kid. Especially a little girl, who'll probably grow up to be as worthless as her mom. No, her mom is spending all that money on crack cocaine, beer, and lip gloss. You should learn something from the great Eddie Murphy, Zug. Go out and knock up a whole bunch of other tramps. Then it's all easy street from there.

Ok, to be fair, If you find ANYONE sexy while they're pregnant you're a sick perv.

Not sure if it's already been said, as I haven't read everything yet but here goes:

EDDIE GOT OWNED!Haha! Yeppieyuhyeahmothereffer!

#37=Frist!!! - when u
pretend to be me...
my name iz in blue..,
and leave the (nigez)
outta it, bitch....
I zee U have a problem
with(nigez)since U pozted
my name to it and not yourz..
hiding your true feelingz
about black people behind
my name..iz it becoz U R
in NewYork...iz that Y U
hate (az U would call them nigez)!
To all of Frist!!! friendz...
if your black, she haz a problem
with U clearly, but haz to uze
me to say it..your pathetic bitch.

and yea alzo#39--==
U need to get a life
and stop pozting zhit
on here. funny how U
zay, I don't have a life,
but here U R allday, pozting
inztead of living..at leazt,
I only pozt in the morning,
stupidfuckerz.

And he didn't even get an Oscar as a consolation prize. Poor thing! Donkey rules though.

Keep making those sequels Eddie 'cuz you are going to need the money. Get ready for Norbit parts 2 through 7, a revival of the Beverly Hills Cop franchise, more Shrek, and Pluto Nash parts 2 through 20. Lol, Mel B may be wacky as hell, but looks like she got the last laugh.

Eddie can get a lot of bitch because he's Eddie Murphy. and he sleeps with this $2 dollar ho bag? Seriously I'd bang Posh and Becks in a threesome before I go near Scary.

Why are you so much being harsh with melanie?

oh please people scary spice is not ugly at all thats just a bad picture and you know it. google her ass or do a picture search on yahoo and you'll see.

Fucking yard pig.

yea, thiz girl haz changed
zo much...but zhe ztill
lookz better than that
ratnezt"MommieBrittneyDearezt"!

Does this outfit make me look fat?

whats wrong with Eddie? oh ya the transvestite thingy
poor kidlette

Probably her most lucrative career move to date.

To 50% of the commenters here; if you don’t take well to superficial comments, why are you reading this thesuperficial.com?!?! Go to icanhascheezburger.com and squee over a kitten instead.

First of all you know Eddie Murphy aint no prize himeself

Second I would like to say anyone who is 9 months prego does not look so hot anyway

Third Eddie should step up to the plate and take care of his responsibility not financially but emotionally.How do you think his daughter will feel when she grows up and finds out all the ugly-ness the tabloids and Eddie himeself caused.

#63 krazikelli only posts in the morning because her zhift at McDonaldz starts at noon. Really, honey, the 'z' thing is getting kinda old.

#76 CaffeBeotchHo:::
Who the fuck azked your azz about
anything, fuckface* and if the
zzzzzz=zzz R gettin old for U, then
beotchHo, don't fuckin uze them...

were U that stupid when U were Born?
fuck*********dickbrain**************

#76 You may be on to something with the noon shift. Notice the 10:02 PM posting.

And, um..... KrazzzyHozzzzzzzztKezzzzzly, was it? Yes, most mammals are born pretty stupid. That's why we are born to mothers (like Scary) to feed us, care for us, and teach us to spell.

KrazzzeeeKelleeee's posts really give me a headache. If you find them as annoying as I do, just skip them and go onto the next one. She's never funny anyway.

In Eddie's defense, he thought she was a transsexual. Give him a break.

#78=yea, U wizhed I had a
ztupid job like your ztupid
job...NOT!!!

#79=not trying to be funny
fuckface...like U R, bitch.
fuck U.

Pariz waz releazed at 6:00 a.m.
Eaztern time and walked out
waving like a fuckin idiot
Queen bitch or something, walking
down her katwalk into her motherz crying
armz...

Are you people from another planet?! She's gorgeous! Hot accent too. Meow!

Isnt 100% the highest you can go? Why are people always adding an extra amount?

You know what? She doesn't look like this on a daily basis, and practically everyone in the world has off days and look like crap in the morning. She's still a hotty in my book!

You know what? She doesn't look like this on a daily basis, and practically everyone in the world has off days and look like crap in the morning. She's still a hotty in my book!