Jun 4 2007Dina Lohan still the best mom ever

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While her daughter Lindsay Lohan is off in rehab, mother of the year, Dina Lohan, is in talks with E! to get her own reality show called "Mom-ager" in which she'll "try to turn her youngest children, Ali, 14, and Cody, 11, into stars." An insider tells Page Six:

"Can you believe that? She totally messed up Lindsay by making her a 'star' and living vicariously through her - and now she's going to do the same to the other two? How the [bleep] can E! do this? Those kids should be in school having normal lives, the life that Lindsay didn't get to have."

Well this is just a really really great idea. I mean, sliced bread? That was pretty good, but this makes that look like cow poo. Look how great Lindsay Lohan turned out. Why do other mothers even try? They should just give up now and let Dina Lohan raise their children. Or, you know, a wild badger. They'd probably turn out the same.



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Yuck.

first

second!

Can Dina be my mom??? Please???

She's going to be one of those women that looks 50 when she's only 25.

That is something new in reality TV that I will never watch.

It's about time. Someone needs to teach those kids how to properly deep-throat a serrated blade.

Okay anyone seen Mean Girls?

Ya know Regina's mom with the huge hard boobs who tries to act like her kids best friend? thats exactly what Dina is like.

OMG what a fucking air head. Going to parties with her daughter while she gets wasted.

Her kids should get taken away from her

LOSER.

that is a major psycho mom! yikes! last year she leaked those pics of LiLo in just her panties wtf kinda mom does that?!

http://www.innerdrama.com

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Oh Come on, you guys shouldn' be so harsh, Dina is just trying to recapture her youth, back in the days when she used to stand outside the stage doors at Radio City Music Hall, hoping to meet somebody famous, back when her nickname was "Swallows".

What a creepy picture that is! Like something from Dawn of the Dead.

oh yeah, great idea. Worked sooo well with the first one.

Where is child protective services when you need them?

For some reason the mention of badgers always makes me laugh ...

and the saddest thing of all is LiLo probably loves her mother with all of her heart...like they say, even a bad mother is better than none at all. dina should have been on the Bravo back-stage parents reality series.

12 You've obviously never seen Dawn Of The Dead

Hey now, I was raised by a badger and grew up to be governor of Alabama! Why all this taking pot-shots at badgers in the media? It's specist, I say! After all, what's a badger ever done to be put in the same category as Psycho Mom, here?

#10, said panties.........mmmmmmmmm pretty panties. tee hee

How about "Celebrity Adventures with DFACS?" Catchy...

I have yet to see a photo of Dina Blowhan that doesn't have her bucktoothed mouth agape and her eyes wide open like she was just electrocuted.

E! loves to see how many out of control celebs it can kill off. Anna N. Check. Dina L.--NEXT!

And can we talk about all the bottles on the counter behind her??? WTF?!?!

SICK !!!
Its Dina Lohan who belong's in rehab !!!
What a sick bunch of bastards

that's just sad, somebody should call CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES ASAP

that's just sad, somebody should call CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES ASAP

Why do 'hollywood stars' have the WORST looking nails? Chipped up polish on nubby nails is..what am I trying to say...NASTY. You're supposed to be rich. Famous. Glamorous. Chic. Cool. NOT Trailer-park Patties.

sorry for the double post, comp acting up

What an outstanding idea for a TV show. I think in future re-releases of IDIOCRACY on DVD, Mike Judge should replace the "Ow My Balls" TV show with this one.

She'll keep trying until she gets it right. She has two more chances, but something tells me, after this second daughter, she'll be all out of ideas.

#26 - STAR's don't have chipped polish, but it is one of the tell-tale signs of an alcoholic...

Just think, this world would be a better place if that knife had found its true home.

And the pictures would've been that much more awesome.

Why oh why must she tease us with this picture where we're hoping she sticks that knife through the back of her skull?!?

Bitches. IF I were the father, I'd change my last name and move to Antartica.

ur all jealous.
im pretty sure she is happy that her mom made her rich and famous at such a young age-while the rest of us are working dead end jobs and educating ourselves to have craptacular lives. i'd rather be her.

#34 kittenmcgee

Please enlighten me as to just what part of Lindsay Lohan's life I'm jealous about? Is it that she looks 15 years older than her actual age? Nope, not jealous over that? Is it that her mother has no feelings for her and would sell her into slavery if the price was right? nope, can't say I feel particularly jealous there, is it that she is a drug addict who has ruined her once promising career before the age at when most other people BEGIN their careers? Nope, again, not jealous... is it that she's in rehab? ...well, I think you see where I'm going with this.

being rich or connected or both will get you anywhere -jobs you dont deserve, press, bad cases of VD etc. etc.

being rich or connected or both will get you anywhere -jobs you dont deserve, press, bad cases of VD etc. etc.

these people make more money than you will ever make in 10 lifetimes.
of course you are jealous- they have a free ride, doesnt matter what they are or do- addicts or not. the true morons are those losers who spend a lifetime educating themselves only to find out that idiot president sent all their jobs to china

Moderating of posts is not cool.

Obviously, we're jealous because she has money. I wish I had her money, so I can get lots of alcohol, drugs and a a car. Yep, a car that I can drive while I am drunk, and probably die at 25. Yep. Jealous.


the world is at her feet, but it sits on your face.
yup jealous.

well all i have to say is those lohan KIDS dont'need enemys with friends like MOMMY DEAREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LADY YOU HAVE SCREWED YOUR 1 DAUGHTERS LIFE UP AND YOU THINK ITS FUNNY,I THINK ALL YOUR KIDS NEED TO BE TAKEN AWAY,you alway underage drinking and partys,you should do jail time,that is not letting them grow or expand as you say,that is plain old child abuse and neglect!!YOU SHOULD BE HARSHLY PUNISHED !!!!!!!!!!

well if i were on coke i might play with knifes too....

Not sure what this means, but I didn't know Lindsay Lohan had siblings. I've always assumed she was an only child. I guess it's never too early to start running your kids through the show biz meat grinder, especially such a primo-sounding project like a "reality" show on E. Yeah, that's the home of Paris and Nicole and that plastic surgeon show and let's not forget, the show with Hugh Hefner's girlfriends. Yup, that's where I'd want my kids, right in there with a drug addict, a felon, a guy who makes a living shoving fake boobs into women's chests and Hugh Hefner's fuck buddies. Way to go, Dina, you are the Carol Brady of the 21st century.

At least her nails look good.

After reading this post, it's obvious that school is letting out for the summer and all of the 13 year old kids will be lining up at their local library to use their computers in order to RUIN the discussions that we have on this site.
Let's hope that it isn't a bunch of krazikelli'z friendz who confuze where to uze a "z" with an "s".

And why isn't someone off camera popping LiLo's hand so that the big long blade ends up sticking out the back of her head?

Now THAT would be worth putting on the site.

Dina Logan is just your typical slut, stage mother. She would be a bar maid if she wasn't out exploiting all her kids.

you are all missing the point. she can buy and sell all of you.

whoa, does anyone else see the stack of wine bottles in the background?!

Dina Lohan needs to have a mandatory hysterectomy y'all. This woman should never have babies again. She done messed up her baby's life, you know she was the first one to put it into LiLo's head she hasta be steppin' out like she do so she can get publicity. Dang, feel bad for da other two kids. This woman will sell her baby to the devil for a pack of smokes and fifteen minutes of camera time. No one should be giving her no damn tv show. She needs to be the hell away from Lindsay if you ask me, she is all her problems right durr.

well who doesnt love a mom who lets you hang out with Vanessa Minnillo and let you dress like a slut and fuck low lifes and snort cocaine? lets switch moms please?!?!?!

my mom would beat her ass and her mom's ass for both being dumb whores

with a mom like that, no wonder lindsey is just a respectable young woman.

imran karim

Lindsay is SO LAME!

Back in 1996 when the internet was brand new in my area, I saw a real picture of a kid who put a shotgun in his mouth and pulled the trigger live on his webcam.

Top that one, Dumb Cunt!

I'm missing the third member of the train-wreck trio, now that Lohan is in rehab and Philton is in jail can we see what Miss Tara Reid is up to.

Honestly I could really care less about this girls money. Her mom looks pretty unhealthy btw. Many people have lots of money, it's really nothing new, she is just on tv. Also I'm not a huge fan of the fire crotch, yack. But someone on here said that Dina could buy and sell all of us. Funny thing is that the wealth that she has is pennies in hollywood, she was already bought and sold by major executives.

wedgewone...I see u have been playin
me...#49, kool....your probably right
about the school kidz....

back to Lohanz mommy.....
Bitch, I can only hope that one day
when your mezzed up kidz have either OD=D,
or went to prizon for drug use...that they
take that knife Linzay had in her hand
and chop your freakin head off for not
letting them be the children they were
meant to be...bitch,,,get a job and quit
making your children support U...Pig!!

The person holding a knife to her is VANNESSA MINILLO, Nick Lachey's gf. on other sites it shows vannessa and lindsay doing coke and other fucked up shit

she is so f'd up, her eyes are falling

Kitten, NO, fame and money are not the only things in life. But probably they're your only values so you don't understand. It must be you who are jealous of all LL's "luck"...

It's a tricky one. Would you rather have your kids to grow up as "normal" sensible adults, working 9-5 in an average job for an average salary, or as a movie star making millions?
Dina might have pushed her into being a star, but it's on Lindsay how she behaves. Nobody makes Lindsay take drugs and alcohol and crash her car.

#62==if I waz fuckin stupid
enough to actually have kidz
in thiz fucked up world....

I would want them to have a
normal life and be a kid..that
only lazt so long and itz over
forever..how can theze motherz
call themselvez motherz when
they are living off of their
children..nothing but moneygrubberz!

Y iz it zo hard 4 U 2 type "S" inztead of "Z" on the keyboard when they are zo cloze 2 eachother?

"lazt so long "

My bad. I can see you are trying! Keep up the good work.

I'm going to punch her in the face and call it legal.

Stating the obvious much? Ali was planning on following Lindsay anyway. It's her big sister. Dina is just trying to take credit for it early. Gross.
BTW, Lindsay cutting herself is nothing new. She's never shown us the knife before, but still.

Like mother, like daughter. Sigh....

At the very least, thanks for posting a picture of Lindsay and not Dina.

NO (whap)

MORE (whap)

WIRE (whap)

HANGERS!!! (whap)

THE HOHANS!! ARE USED UP GOODS, I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE IS IN WHOREWOOD IN THE FIRST PLACE. fUNNY THING IS, THERE ARE A COUPLE OF TEENAGER HOHANS BEING BRED THE SAME WAY AS THIS TRAINWRECK WAS, SO WE'RE GOING TO SEE MORE OF THE HOHANS IN THE COMING YEARS WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT!! BOYCOTT DINA AND HER OFFSPRING HOTRAINS!!!

Leave the lohans alone their a great family and dina is a great mother!!! you dont even know them or what theyve been through. If anything lindsays dad is the crazy one

Dina is the smartest person on the Earth. Since no man in their right mind would lavish her, she turns her children to money-makers dolts. Who cares about their behavior when they are making the money.

you idiots and your "normal lives." what is a "normal life" getting F'd up the ass by those who sell your jobs to for cheap labor- spending thousands of dollars on education only to realize that the job you thought you might have will never be. again, you are all fools- but then again idiots like you keep breeding the highly educated street sweepers of tomorrow. carry on idiots- and wish upon your children a "normal life."

Tell me how you can't feel sorry for this sad face?...

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If that is her mother she looks really good. Her daughter looks older that she does.WOW

Those knives look like they are from the Global company...very expensive.

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