Jun 8 2007Christina Aguilera is probably pregnant

So, basically, the kid is going to look like a 'Christina Aguilera Special Edition Mrs. Potato Head.'

Jeez - his sunglasses look like they've been Photoshopped onto his face. WTC?
"His future's so bright ... he's gotta wear shades."

She sure looks it!

So that's why she looks like a hooker ... pregnant hooker ... that is just depressing.

What could be on that starbucks bag? dare I say the Fetus that falle from her hoo-haw and they took it (safely in that bag) to see how to get it back inside?

Wow, Shane Macgowan got Christina Aguilera pregnant ??

I bet $20 the kid comes out looking like a friggin' troll. Any takers?

Maybe Britney saved some of her baby stuff for her. Like "Baby's First Nascar Beer Cozy", "Little Tramp Dress-up Kit", and that timeless childhood classic book "Mom's a Washed-up Pop Star."

She looks so depressed because she saw in the ultrasound picture that her future baby looks just like her husband: horrible.

All jokes aside, it says that the facility specializes in high-risk pregnancies. It might be that she just got some bad news about a possible pregnancy, and that's why she looks so upset.

Oy vey! He looks like a poor-man's version of Ringo Starr. But worry not all you mush-brained Christina fans. Something as inconvenient as a little pregnancy won't get in the way of her next whack ass tour. She'll get a discrete abortion and then her meatbag publisist will say it was a miscarriage to cultivate sympathy for her no-talent ass!

She's sad because:
1. She worked-out so much and will lose it.
2. No more drinking/drugs
3. She has to decide IF she wants to keep baby, 'cause she will be losing a lot of $ during the entire process. Mr Potatoe Head def wants the baby and he has a 'say' in this.
4. She's realizing there is more to this world then just her.

wow a litlle dirrrty baby cant wait to see what it does for a living.

Posted by Loversand Friends on June 8, 2007 5:59 PM
"All jokes aside, it says that the facility specializes in high-risk pregnancies. It might be that she just got some bad news about a possible pregnancy, and that's why she looks so upset."

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I would assume it would be a high-risk if she has decided to continue touring and the her exercise regime. But who knows?

Hey, maybe we should help the dynamic duo of Bratman and Bratwoman name their children.

KUNG! POW!

Honestly, I'd recommend 'Brobin'. It's unisex, and, let's face it - you can't have Bratman without a Brobin. Unless he wants his daughter to have a more identifiably feminine name, in which case I suggest 'Bratgirl'.

BAM! MARGERA!

But, he'd better be careful, because if the relationship ends as bad as it has begun, Bratwoman could take him for half of everything he owns, and he may be forced to face off with the most evil of all villains - The Broker!

KUM! SOCK!

Will the Bratman? Find suitable names for his ugly children? Will the angry Bratwoman leave him? Find out next time - same Brat time, same Brat channel!

Dud-dud-dud-dud-dud-dud-dud-DUD!
Dud-dud-dud-dud-dud-dud-dud-DUD!

BRATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Looks like the hormones are getting to her. Wonder if she'll tone it down on the bleach now. And could she wear anymore makeup (espc powder)??!! She's got beautiful skin, I don't understand why she's always smothering it! And that is gonna be one...interesting...looking kid.

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you have to check out this video... lol, it's hot

OMG I so called it! check the last christina posts!

The thing about Bratman that disturbs me is that he constantly looks miserable...

Gawd she's got nice huge nipples on pic #6, imagine when she's 8 months preggers hmmmmmm I'd SO hit it!

WHAT THE FUCK
IS WITH HER HAIR?
damn.....

juzt called the
phone company..
and a chick
answered named:
Mia..I about shit...
it waz everything I
could not to cuzz
her out...!!!!!!!

congratz kriz=tina..
I think your too
small to have a
child.....

That's what I'm talking about, a little beaner...even though she is white, and that's racist?

I wonder what her face really looks like. Do you THINK she's wearing enough makeup there?

Christina's pretty hot, and now that she got a decent stylist, even wears fairly nice clothes. Kid's got a better chance than Brit's kids.

She looks prettier here than she has in a long time.

pic #5: bust a move!

by the look on her face- I'd say she is definitely prego. she certainly has a look of sincere unhappiness like her days of having fun could be coming to an end. she don't like the idea that her days of clubbing and drugs will be coming to an end.

but, thats just tough shit for you christy!!, you fuck some guys and then all of a sudden, you are knocked up!- shit how in the hell is that possible? i always thought she was some nasty tranny who couldn't possibly get preggo since (s)he never had a vadge- just a mutilated thunderstick like all those other transformers.

#7 If it does, Xtina is going to have a nasty case of road rash.

Lord please don't let the kid look like her goofy husband. She's beautiful! We need more copies!

http://www.innerdrama.com

She went to a high risk clinic because she does so much drugs and wanted the doctor to tell her to have an abortion because hubby doesn't want her to, but the doctor said "lots of women have done coke to their second month and the babies aren't deformed" so she couldn't convince Bratman to go along with an abortion and, to top it all off, she can't get high tonight. That's why she's in a bad mood.

She actually looks pretty here compared the usual been sprayed orange, spending the night as a hooker look she normally has, Way to go Christina. Shes probably pissed at all those damn paps though!

Ahhh... The Emaciated Human Fly look... When will the fashion world stop giving me so much wood...

Shes carrying a starbucks bag if she is indeed pregnant she wouldn't be going to starbucks, caffeine = bad.

You know, with those sunglasses, he looks like Shane McGowan from The Pogues. And that ain't a good thing.

you go, Christina!
I have a little one of my own and I fully intend on raising them with Creationist beliefs.

Come to my site and read all about it!
www.lemonparty.org

She's even cute orange.

starbucks bag= barf bag for preggo.
send in the clowns...

Who cares about Christina Agulilera or whatever her name is....there are much more interesting news stories out right now. Like Paris Hilton, LOLZ!!!

**goes back to the Parasite Hilton news story forums**

I just saw her in concert a couple weeks ago and I noticed she had a small pooch. She is otherwise very skinny but she definitely had a small tummy and I suspected she was preggers.

32: keep trying to reassure yourself that "just that one time" "nothing happened"

Why the hell is everyone calling her a whore? Do you people honestly have any respect for women?

I like chess

I FIGURED OUT WHY SHE IS MAD! She's so upset because she just found out that she can't wear the 15 tons of makeup while she is pregnant, and that she now has to go au natural...which is going to be scary...

Haha I just started playing Stripped, then came on here and this was the news. Neat. Lol. =]

Paris hilton is such a beautiful, wonderful, worthy person. There is nothing in the universe that is worthy of her. Hope xtina knows that.

Paris hilton is such a beautiful, wonderful, worthy person. There is nothing in the universe that is worthy of her. Hope xtina knows that.

That guy is the ugliest SoB I've seen in quite a while. gg chris your kid will look like Gollum from LoTR.

Any new news? I wanna see sum more hot celebs.

I bet there is "another man" more attractive than this one Christina.

YOU ALL ARE SO SUPERFICIAL!

WOW! he looks like an ailen from the MIB movies

It's not a child, it's a heron.

he looks like shane mcgowan.

For the fourth time - he looks like Shane McGowan.

Good on her for not being so superficial as to care about what he looks like.

It's pretty awful that most of you are either woman-bashing or entirely superficial. She's absolutely crazy about that guy, so what does it matter to you what he looks like? Okay, I kind of hope the kid (if they are having one) looks more like her and less like him. But I'm not going to bash the poor guy for it! And Christina has quite possibly the most powerful singing voice in pop today, so how is anyone going to call her untalented?

Oh well, I always liked her better than Britney Spears but I guess she will now also become a disaster?

Look how perky her breast look under that bra less shirt! Say goodbye to those Christina..I know I am !!

Pregnancy - some education for the bizarrely ignorant.

You can wear as much make up as you like. It hasn't been lead based for over a hundred years. You can also dye your hair.

You can drink coffee.

You can, and should excerise, avoiding any high-impact exercise only in the last few months.

No drugs, smoking or alcohol.

Importantly if you are famous. Your kid has to live with the image you portray.

Hmmm, looks like puffy nipple syndrome...that means preggo to me....(and before ppl ask, yes I a fully qualified inspector from the AEN -Academy for Erect Nipples)

How the hell did an ugly SOB like him tear off some of that?? Is this a real life "Knocked Up"?

My bet is she just got fat again. I just read that her "Back to Basics" album isn't selling very well: it's been in release for almost a full year and it hasn't had any number 1 hits and the US sales are a paltry 1.5 million with only 4 million WORLDWIDE. Ouch! A music star of her caliber should not be doing such mediocre sales on what is ONLY her third studio album. She may have the better voice, but sadly she will always trail far behind Ms. Spears.

I thought guys looking like that were less likely to survive and to reproduce. But judging from her choices in clothes and make-up, Christina is most definitely deprived of selectivity.

Honey, I promise I pulled out in time!

um, tonycatman (is this a man speaking on pregnancy???) person...you're not so edumacated yourself...women are recommended not to dye their hair during the first few trimesters. And all you people complaining abt people being superficial for judging the way Christina's hubby looks (and come on,he is ugly; maybe he's a nice person, maybe they are in love, good for them, thats nice, really)But...well, ah, the site is called the superficial. So people's comments are going to be just that, superficial...duh.

wtf is up with her eyebrows.

no jokes...that woman uses a ton on peroxide to lighten her hair. there are warnings of all types that say do not use while pregnant. if she is pregnant she may be going to that particular clinic to prepare for or (hopefully) to avoid any complications.

OMG!!! A MARRIED woman got pregnant! What is this world coming to! What ever you do, Christina don't breastfeed your baby! We all know how sick and perverted that is!
Worse of all--she picked a husband for who HE is--not what he has or looks like. I imagine he will also be a loving father. Guess he better start brushing up on being a deadbeat dad so he fits in!

If you just found out that you were impregnated by a jewboy, you'd also be pissed.

#62.

The first few trimesters? Are you serious?

Exactly how many trimesters do you think there are?

Pregnant women should not dye hair. Says whom? On what authority? In which medical study was it concluded that there was a causal relationship between hair dye and teratogenesis? According to which pre-natal advice pamphlet? Find me a single credible source (not simply someone who can't be bothered to discover the facts and instead errs on caution)

Are you a midwife, pediatrician, doctor, subscriber to the BMJ, or otherwise involved in medical research?

Yes, I am male, which means that I don't spread old wives' tales.

Incidentally, don't cross on the stairs when pregnant either, in case you have ginger twins.

I wonder what kind of whacked out name THIS celebrity is gonna give her rugrat? Aguadilla Aguilera?

Posted by shanipie on June 8, 2007 7:33 PM

"you go, Christina!
I have a little one of my own and I fully intend on raising them with Creationist beliefs."

Good. My kids will need servants in about 20 years.

Well, That's just so damn stupid. If you don't want to look pregnant...wear a *gasp* sweatshirt*

Drama Queen.

DOES HE EVER SHAVE??

On the 'hair dye during pregnancy' thing, I think both of you win. Check this out: http://www.naturalfamilyonline.com/go/index.php/297/pregnant-hair-color/

- According to the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists, hair dyes are probably safe to use during pregnancy because very little of the dye is absorbed through the skin.

- many health care professionals still prefer to play it safe — especially during the first trimester, when the most rapid and vital development is taking place

Anyway, on topic: I think it's great that Xtina is gonna have a baby. Maybe she'll pay more attention to her family now. She looks quite pretty in those pics. (Except her hair)

Did she get her chin sawed down?

#14 - I have a Kum Sock. I hide it under my bed

"Also notice that she looks pissed as hell. Which doesn't make any sense, because the father of her baby is so incredibly good looking. Oh, no, wait, that's a mirror. Man, look at him. They'll be lucky if this kid isn't born with hamburger meat for a face. Or isn't a damn Mr. Potato Head."

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is why I love you, superficial.

Awesome.

Does anyone remember when she made fun of Britney's weight gain during her pregnancy? I hope she gets a visit from KARMA!!

cum socks = male tampons

#40 I try to make these neer-do-wells on the Fish respect women but they refuse. Maybe it's because I hate gypsies. Well, not all of them, just the ones I've met.

when Christina was in Moscow she admited the gossip about her pregnancy.

He looks like your typical arrogant Jew..

Dear Christina, My sperm has made three blue eyed blonde beautiful smart girls,if your interessted give me a call. yours truly,Otto

Me!Me!Me!Pick me!I want the abortion!I want the abortion!It's tastes so yummy with stewed tomatoes, mangoes and peaches, mmm, mmm, yummy, yummy,yummy! What? What? You eat chicken embryos don't you? Hypocrites! Hope you choke on your dead cow sandwich!

AT LEAST CHRISTINA DOES NOT GO AROUND IN A DRUNKEN, DRUGGED UP STUPOR DISPLAYING HER VAGINA FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD POPULATION!!!!!
AND SO WHAT IF HER HUSBAND IS NOT ALL THAT HANDSOME? SOMETIMES THE BEST LOOKING PEOPLE ARE THE MOST WORTHLESS PIECES OF GARBAGE ON EARTH!!! LET HER ENJOY HER ENTIRELY "NORMAL" LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At the moment i'm feeling myself pregnant from this huge pizza.In contrary with Christina Aguilera i'm looking quite happy with this.Anybody needs an address of an abortion-clinic?

Britney Spears wannabe. Rofl.

"Bad genes spread it self best",that's what a rabbi once told me on a Jewish wedding.After that we slapped eachother on the shoulders,danced the Polka and got drunk.True story.

yeaaaaa@ #73

i was thinking the same thing....i kept staring and her face looks diff...i couldnt put my finger on it.. my cousin had that surgery. yeck.

THIS JUST CAME IN ON REUTHER ... PARIS HILTON IS DEAD ... brain dead that is, but we all knew that, so cookies for trumpeting old news. Look a dragonfly ...!

In mathematical point of view a baby with huge ears/nose=painful to give birth.Solution:remove the baby when the size doesn't hurt yet.

#56

coffee has caffeine. caffeine is a stimulant which is fact bad for a growing fetus
coloring your hair won't hurt the baby, but there is no gaurantee on what color your hair will turn out. blond coloring may turn a greenish tint

How could you not feel sorry for this face: http://parishilton.snagapic.com

Wow I didn't know she had so many haters. You're making yourselfs look like douchebags.

i never liked her-she's a nasty whore, but if she did miscarry or there is a complication, that is kind of sad.

of course, i doubt she would want a kid because she would have to focus on someone other than herself.

Just imagine how beautiful her baby will be. NOT.

I hope she has a girl. We need more strippers in the World!

In that other picture, off the "good looking" link, there's a white scarf tied directly around her stomach, where that outfit didn't really need that, so she probably is pregnant. If she wanted privacy, she has enough money to have a doctor come to her home.

On one hand, it's sad to see that motherhood hasn't stopped Christina from running around without a bra and generally dressing like a tramp.

On the other hand... god bless her. Well, at least for a little while longer. By the time she's 8 months I'll be regretting my admiration...

She doesn't look very pregnant. But if she is, as long as she doesn't turn out like Britney she should be ok.

she's pissed because she won't be able to bleach her hair for 9 months!

100!

Tell me how you can't feel sorry for this sad face?...

http://parishilton.snagapic.com

I just had a baby, and my OB warned me against the following:
1) Stay away from caffeine
2) Not recommended to dye your hair, might not turn out the color you're expecting
3) The effects of hair dye on a developing fetus are unknown because NO ONE will subject themselves to potential risks, simply because they want to know. Effects are unknown. I personally decided to err on the side of caution

and one more thing tonycatman, are YOU a midwife, physician or medical researcher? If none of the above, then who gives a shit WHAT crap YOU preach.

WOW! Look how pissed off she is....she is really trying to cover that belly up hahaha poor girl...to have a baby with such an ugly dad

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Wow am I the only one that thinks she's good looking?

A typical, ugly, ratty-faced jewboy. And she's an ugly, tasteless, tacky skank. A notch below Britney.

why doesn't this couple save themselves the questions and get bratman some plastic surgery? pec implants, manly jaw, some symmetry to the face, and engineer a lower lip that's no longer a saliva trough. i'm sure xtina knows some decent surgeons. christ.

when my neighbor was nine, he got his ears pinned back, and his original ears didn't look like a strong backwind would take liftoff.

and then there's hygiene. whatever's on bratman's face is not a beard. i'm going to have to go with 8:45AM shadow. dude could probably do an ass implant with a sasquatch.

i have nothing against the ugly, but the double standard is gross. xtina's surgeon could slip and cut bratman's face and he'd look less like he moonlights as a circus geek.

Damn she is beautiful. And no I won't say anything about what her husband looks like because a good friend of mine looks exactly like him and he's filthy rich and super intelligent so go figure. Maybe instead of just saying rude stuff about him somebody should just go up to him and interview him and find out what kind of guy he is. At least he's not K-Fed...or Kato Kaelin..

I never really was a huge fan....but I'm happy for them. She's not a total mess, she's not runnign around with whoar friends in clubs until 6am, she's not getting DUI's. ever think that maybe there is a complication with the pregnancy and that's why she looks pissed? think people, think

Hot Chick With Douche Billionaire

Comment #1 is great!

It blows my mind that these two are even in public together, I don't want to think about them... eurgh. I can't say it. I'm sorry.

Still, she's a lot better off with him than some ass clown like K-Fed. Poor Britney.

LOL to number 14.....LOL my friend...

I have to laugh at the stupid "evidence" for being pregnant.
Some other site said the same thing "holding/covering her stomach in every photo"

They were probably took seconds apart and they are HOLDING SOMETHING, in this case a bag, in another case they were holding their cardi shut.

She might well be pregnant, but don't post stupid shit like that. I think it's enough to seriously speculate when they're seen coming out of a baby place
That might also explain why she's starting to get fat again, or not. ...

Christina in interview with Ellen DeGeneres: "We have something called naked Sundays ... You have to keep marriage alive, spice it up ... We don't need to go anywhere, we're just with each other. We do everything naked. We cook naked."
Source: People.com

Take that, y'all

A couple of points:
- What can you buy at StarBucks that produces that much grease ? Not that I'm... like, 'product placement' interested, - just a bit curious.
- this 'Bratman' guy looks like the ex-driver for 'Urban Moving Systems' out of Jersey. So CA needn't worry - this guy will never get a criminal record. She can even toss her parking tickets! You'll never have to learn 'Paris time' Christina ! And your kid is destined to be a banker, celeb, or media owner !
- But I really think Christina should return this 'Tom Ford's' sunglasses - talk about cheap! Anybody who gets the ID stencils out - probably wants the shades back.

Well. Ok. I'll admit. I'm not exactly Sherlock Holmes, or even Casey Kasem.
But I'm willing to bet,major coin, that the guy, with the i-pod - first pic, second row - isn't listening to a Christina Aguilera song.
Any takers ?

Hate to say it, but for a woman to leave a maternity center looking that upset odds are she *was* pregnant but is no longer. I hope I'm wrong...I'm no fan, but still.

There is no possible way that ferret impregnated Christina Aguilera.

I would have gladly planted my seed in her womb (or mouth, or ass) but she picked that pumba instead... Her loss, as my hands and imagination still work, but she is stuck with that wanker.

Ha Ha! I win!!

w-ell. at least she's better looking than britney spears. tt might smooth out the genes a bit.

#120 She'll need a miracle for that. The kid will be born without a chin, big lips and ears like a half man - half rat cartoon charactor. How could she possibly breed with that.

Anna Nicole. Nicole-Brown Simpson. Now Christina.....Oy indeed. Why must there always be some schleppy shylock lurking in tow? Don't these women know that when they lay down with the spawn of satan that they'll eventually end up dead?

That state of the art ultrasound will come in handy. She can make sure the baby doesnt look anything like him, before deciding if she wants to keep it or not.

If I had fifteen photographers in my face, taking pictures of every move I made, I'd look pissed, too.

What does it matter what he looks like? She obviously loves him, they are still married, she actually has talent, and it looks like he takes care of her. I'm sure everyone who is posting here is gorgeous and has a gorgeous spouse. Attempt to be a little less superficial, people.

Pregnant? Maybe. Skanky? Definately!

hey 124, shut it up you.

These celebrities get paid kajillions of dollars to literally do NOTHING. Seriously... They do nothing. I wish I could get paid to travel to like every country on the globe and sing and dance for a few hours a night. So the fact that people are photographing her EVERY move (and thats obviously NOT true, because as big of a whore as she used to be Ive never seen her coochie) is just part of the fun of being a celebrity.

Why are you telling us to be LESS superficial?? When you come to this website, and youre typing in the address, what exactly are you typing?? Because last time I checked, this website was called THE SUPERFICIAL... Which pretty much means that every single one of us here are SUPERFICIAL.

Youre stupid. Id call you something worse, but alas, the stupid jackasses who run this site delete my comments when I do that. So just know... "stupid" actually translates to something else... Theres an F word in there... something about douche... and having sex with horses.

hey 124, shut it up you.

These celebrities get paid kajillions of dollars to literally do NOTHING. Seriously... They do nothing. I wish I could get paid to travel to like every country on the globe and sing and dance for a few hours a night. So the fact that people are photographing her EVERY move (and thats obviously NOT true, because as big of a whore as she used to be Ive never seen her coochie) is just part of the fun of being a celebrity.

Why are you telling us to be LESS superficial?? When you come to this website, and youre typing in the address, what exactly are you typing?? Because last time I checked, this website was called THE SUPERFICIAL... Which pretty much means that every single one of us here are SUPERFICIAL.

Youre stupid. Id call you something worse, but alas, the stupid jackasses who run this site delete my comments when I do that. So just know... "stupid" actually translates to something else... Theres an F word in there... something about douche... and having sex with horses.

This guy must have a monster cod.

she got puffies

Why does she have the skin coloration of an oompa loompa?

ok, it's true, the kid is mine!

Lay off the foundation! Yikes.

i said it before and i'll say it again ANOTHER GOOD HOE DOWN. and not in the way i want. any pimps and hoes want to console me, holler at you boi# in myspace

MY GOD she is gorgeous! I hope their babies are beautiful!

Celeb Drama
http://www.innerdrama.com/index.php?referid=Mjkz

Binky: this 'Bratman' guy looks like the ex-driver for 'Urban Moving Systems' out of Jersey. So CA needn't worry - this guy will never get a criminal record. She can even toss her parking tickets! You'll never have to learn 'Paris time' Christina ! And your kid is destined to be a banker, celeb, or media owner!

So true! The 'Urban Moving Systems' bit will go way over most people's heads, though.;)

HEYYY!
She CAN dress un-whorishly!!!!!!

nananannananana bratman!

I wish she would come play for our team! yummy!

Celeb Drama n Games: http://www.innerdrama.com/index.php?referid=Mjkz

How come she can wear giant sunglasses and look glamorous, but when Nicole Richie does it she looks like The Fly?

Look out Christina!! You're being followed by the cybernetic offspring of Terminator and Templeton the Rat! It wants to kill you before your as-yet-unborn son Connor Aguilera invents a wildly popular variety of Black Flag that works on Hebrews!

@136
Maybe it's just me, but going braless doesn't really fall under "classy" for me.

Why must jews be so damn ugly? Poor kid, if she doesnt abort it.

how the hell does she keep from vomitting every morning waking up to that ugly creature? that face of his ... the lips, the beard, the dumbass expression ... ugh makes me sick.

Doctor : I'm afraid you have got cancer and Alzheimers.

Patient : Well at least I don't have cancer.

Nice fucking glasses, skank.

With as much makeup as that ho wears, any baby she has should come out looking like bozo the clown.

Incidentally, if you were to ever see the ho without any makeup on you'd think that one, she has a fat ass, and two, she's even uglier than her hubby.

this chick has zero shoulders

It'll be cute. ayyiyiyi.

mabbo,

How much did Britney's last album sale?

Katie Holmes was photographed at Starbucks everyday of her pregnancy. There are non-caffeinated drinks available.

I think that Christina always looks beautiful, she is the best singer I've ever heard. All of you who criticize her are just jealous of how beautiful she is, and angry because you can never be her. She is nothing like Britney, and honestly I don't think britney's a whore or skank either. You people make nasty comments about someone you don't even know. You are the real skanks and whores!!!

p.s. congratulations Christina

#150: well from what I have seen, Britney's last studio album In The Zone sold 4 million in the US and about 8 or 9 million worldwide. I have never seen the appeal of Xtina. She really isn't that pretty, especially without ten layers of make up on; it must take the make up artists hours. Britney isn't that pretty either. Both have mediocre music. Xtina has never had a nice body: she was too skinny, then she was too fat, and now she has fugly boob implants that look like halved grapefruits, and her Marilyn Monroe look really does not suit her. I laugh when people say she looks "classy". Actually, with the short platinum curly hair, she looks like Jenna Jameson from the cover of Jameson's book "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star". Honest, check out the book cover and then look at Xtina. LOL.

GOD DAMN SHE LOOKS SOOO FAKE.

WHO IS that monkey dude ?!

Christina is so gorgeous.
Why does she have to have a child with him he's so uglyyy ...liek how is she attracted to him.If she's pregnant i hope the baby turn out like her lol

She is soo georgous and he is the right guy for her. I dont give a shit what any of you say and neither does she. He makes her happy and brings new meaning to her life. That, in the end is all she is gonna care about. Their baby is going to be the most georgous baby in the celebrity books, anlong with shilo. he/she is gonna be one damn lucky baby to have Jordan and Christina as parents.

It could be worse she could be pregnant by a Catholic or by a Black guy.

Christina Aguilera is probably pregnant....."That happens..."

Can you imagine how hideous and tacky that kid is going to be? The two of them really are an arugment for genetics.

The thought of their "naked sundays" makes me not want to do anything but throw up on the weekend. Although the thought of Aguilera with a naked face (ie no make up) is even scarier.

What kind of society allows such an ugly and retarded acting couple to spawn?

1. are u pregnant? 2. did you have a alergic reaction from the makeup from a long time a go?

since she got pregnant the make-up has seemed to get worse as in more and more i think she is having some hormonal skin issues as many pregnant women do and using makeup to make herself feel more like herself.