Jun 20 2007Christina Aguilera is pregnant

first?

former mmc girl...who cute...

I Love Christina! XOXO Congrats on the baby! XOXO

on E! last night they had a special showing Christina, Britney, Timberlake, and a few others were all Mickey Mouse Club kids...

Son of a bitch, I fuckin wanted to get her pregnant, I wanted to shoot my massive load in her.

6th!!!

That thar is the face of the luckiest man on earth. I'd give up my rugged good looks in a second to have Xtina as a baby momma.

zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz

She's still cute.

And she will be a much better parent than Briney or Angelina will ever be.

Why does this jew always look unhappy? I'm not a praying man, but I will be praying that this child doesn't end up with "daddies nose". Unless of course the kid wants to be the worlds biggest coke head. I figure Lohan will be dead by then..........

Damn. Little monkey jew babies to come....

Where is everyone?!? why is the west coast 3 hours behind?!?! dammit!!!!

I think the bullies at my elementary school used to hold that dude down and piss on him.

@13 you went to school with R Kelly, you're like famous or something........

Why is everyone surprised. Women dig guys, no matter how ugly who are rich and have power. Plus if he has a thick 10, of course she would latch on.

@13 Yo Bern, that guy went to Tulane -- if yuo didn't already know that, you could probably tell, due to his obvious short-New-York-Jew-ness.

I think he may have been a senior when we were Freshmen.

The first I thought of when I saw a pic of her husband was this:
http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/inbred.jpg

Damn jug-eared freak...

Oy, this schlub looks just like one of the guys in an old Bugs Bunny cartoon. You know, the one where Bugs is stranded on a small boat with the two goons with the 5 o'clock shadows. Everytime they look at eachother or Bugs, they morph into a hamburger or hotdog some other foodstuff because they're hungry. Yep, he's one of those dudes but instead of becoming hamburgers, when he and Christina look at eachother, they morph into dollar signs.

I don't care how ugly he is... she is still way uglier-- damn Oompa Loompa.

Prediction: The kid will be born with enormous red lips, a hook nose, orange skin and an anemic goatee.

@10 - He has a big nose, but it's not like Christina has a cute little Denise-Richards-button-nose. She's got her own giant schnozz goin' on. Look at that sucker.

That baby's nose is doomed. I just hope it doesn't cause the baby to get lodged in the birth canal.

She's prego? Damn, what a bad girl. I think she needs me to spank her.

@21 lodged in the birth canal?? Damn I didn't even think of that. That's fucking hilarious. Here's to wishful thinking......

I think that Christina need to drop this whole 40's look shit! I think that she wear to much makeup, and When she wear panty hose, it llok's like her cat is suffocating! EWWWWW! I'm not sure how this baby will come out, I hope that since the father is ugly as hell, and Christina is half decent, that maybe it will come out in between! Who fucking knows!

@16
Down here we call it Jewlane, not Tulane. This guy proves the reason. Of course he didn't go to Goyola.

typo(it look's like)

Jumpin' Jesus! He looks like the poor mans version of Ringo Starr.

Didn't realized that Superficial was a Nazi hangout.

Look at the picture, he does look like a Mickey Mouse in its 30th. He found his Mimi after all. They totally fit each other.

@5 Victor who wouldn't you fuck?

I think he looks a little like David Duchovney

Good I hope their baby has a nice big nose. Big noses are so damn sexy, I'm glad she didn't chip away at hers like other hollywood stars.

#30 Jimbo, I wouldn't fuck your skanky sister.

Hes ugly, get over it. Looks arent everything you know! All ill say though, he must be a REALLY nice guy, and REALLY good in bed, lol.

Does Chrsitna always walk around with her back arched like that? It looks like someone is pullind her shoulders back and punching her in the kidneys at the same time. Also look at her face, it almost looks like a freeze frame from a bad porn.

@28 "Didn't realized" I didn't realize that the Superficial had retards posting.........

It was a typo, you knuckle-dragging Nazi moron.

Shove it.

will the baby glow in the dark?

37: more like a stupid-o. Get it.....you're stupid....stupid-o. HAHA!!

Losers.

Wait she got married first and then became pregnant? Is that allowed?

@40 Jew........

Nothing wrong with being Jewish.

so grow up. Thanks!

@43 I know, I'm just kidding. You guys have great hearing. I dropped a penny once in a loud crowded restuarant. Next thing you know two big nose jews were fighting over it. I didn't even realize I dropped it. Oh, and yes there was two of them. It was after all half price burger night. I was just there for the Red Stripe..........

#25 - Yeah, Jewlane was always really clever ... wonder if the 40 foot menorah they threw up around the holidays had a part in that (and never any Christmas tree).

Hadn't heard Goyola -- we always just referred to it as, "That Religious Community College That Rents Land From Our School."

@33 how did you know my sister is skanky?

#28,
It doesn't take a Nazi to criticize Jews, it only takes a Nazi to do something about it! All kidding aside, us Goyem are facinated at the ability of Jews to non-forcibly separate the average Goy from his money and put it in his own pocket.

Couple this fascination with the fact that the smallest population of any racial phenotype controls and owns the most resources.....The cause of this phenonenom must be Biblical in proportion!

Besides, it's not like Jews are the most kind and generous race of people on the earth. Compare that to the humanitarian efforts of the current Christian nations of this earth, as well as Catholic Charities, and other Protestant evangelicals. Yes, they’re preaching the Gospel as well as helping those in need but at least they follow the Old Testament by assisting others 'not like them' (see the passage on the Good Samaritan).

As referenced in the manifesto above, Jews invite their own criticism!

I need a human body for reincarnation.But the body must have killing looks,which is not easy to find.I highly doubt if this yet to be born body is something for me.The mother is looking allright but the father looks like a Hobbit.Lowlands,this is my last offer.In exchange of your body i give you my visa goldcard and eternal life!

#46 Jimbo, well if she is anything like your whore mother, then she must be really skanky.

(48)My dear dark lord Sauron,this offer is a bit better than your former offer.Grocery foodcoupons and a pair of nike sportshoes.I'm charmed with your offer but i still hesitate.

Sure, he scares me when I'm not expecting it. Yeah, he puts me off my lunch. But, Xtina seems to like him, so I'll just let it go. After all, my wife loves me and you lucky ladies know what I look like!

She's so hot.

She's looking much less orange lately.

#47
Bigots are failed human beings.

That naked Jew you pray to should be very proud of your 'enlightenment.'

(48)Lord Sauron,i hope you don't mean with eternal life a vampire life?

I think they're cute together, like a princess & her frog prince... and he really *is* cute, sorta like the little dude who just got bar mitvahed that's so makeoutable....

I know love is blind, looks aren't everything and all that other yada crap...but damn, Christina, didn't you at least do a little peek-a-booie at the man before vowing to spend the rest of your life waking up to him?

I'm telling you, she LOVES this guy. He probably can't figure it out either, why some rich, famous babe wants him as her husband, but what the heck! I like him. Better him than some coiffed, brad pitt mannequin - better him than all the boy-singers she's put up with over the years. Yup, I can see it...

47

Initially I thought you followed Jesus, until of course, I read more of what you said and realized that you could not possibly be because otherwise Jesus would have to come back to earth and suffer again just to clear YOUR sin of intolerance.

20: Don't forget the extra huge tricycle with an ooga-ooga horn.

#47 That's not the Jews. That's the Gypsies. Most people in Florida are actually kind of nice.

Who. . .gives. . .a. . .shit?

Congrats Christina!!

@13 I love the pics of the "large" ladies. I met Summer (the slightly gothic girlie) a few times when I was living in Miami. She's actually a complete bitch, but damn is she hot=)

Man, everyday I get more and more curious about this guy!
He has got to have the biggest and thickest rocket on the planet. And I want to see it and maybe have an hour or two with him.
But making babies with him is a whole different ballgame.
I wouldn't go that far.

Look people!!!! christina is going out with howdy doody. C'mon christina find a real man.

@41.. shes already married.. get with it.

I really dont get this. Can someone tell me what she see's in that ugly baboon. I mean what does he even do anyway, you know, it would be even worse if he actually did nothing then i would then start to understand that he musta drugged her or some shit. That or gave her some sort of "love potion". That would explain why she married him and got pregnant by him. Maybe he gave her LSD - I heard it makes you hallucinate!

omg! are you serious Jules @ #66?? obviously Lambman @ #41 was being sarcastic as hell in his/her observations, making a dig at the skewed order of things these days when it comes to relationships & bringing life into the world.... how did this elude you? funny you mentioned 'get[ting] with it'.....

How the hell did he get her. He must have a really big dick and/or a very long tongue.

I'm telling ya, he's got something not visible to the immediate passersby.
It's hidden in his pants.
The biggest pocketrocket on the planet and he probably vibrates too. He has to be battery operated because I see no life in those weird, puppy dog eyes.

if he's ugly it doesnt mean that he doesnt love her. why is that people like the author of this site think that if she's beautiful her husband has to be handsome? i mean...not every couple is hot like Brad and Angelina which i totally admire. but come on...you really need to find something interesting...dont you ever say congrats or smting? well...congrats christina!

Can we get back on the anti-semetic theme.

I love it when people who don't care wind up the over sensitive.

Does anyone think it is ironic that the social group who are most likely to practise eugenics are Jews ?

If being a Jew means being equipped with a monstrously ginourmous penis that actually vibrates and can turn corners and shit, then I'm ready to give a try to a Jew.
Just as long he doesn't try to do me through a sheet though. That would be kinda annoying.

lawlz what a bunch of dorks. OHH JEW HATERS SO SCARY! Get a life and stop being jealous of the tiny population of those people that own half of everything because they're not lazy like you. Oh they also make half the movies you watch and act in 'em too. YES THIS GUY IS UGLY! But so are you! Yay everyone happy? If one Indian is ugly does that make them all? Ok it does but THAT'S NOT MY POINT!! (I'm kidding, I LOVE the Indian telepeeps I get when I call Dell!!!)

Sir Goy, #47, just don't give Jews your money if you're so inclined, my jesus buddy boy pal! Oh wait that'll rule out lots o' stuff you don't want to give up, like mm zit cream. I have no idea if Jews invented zit cream but I know you're a pimply faced dork with a tampon sticking out of your anooos! ZING!

OH OH one last thing...THAT GUY YOU PRAY TO IS JEWISH LAWLZ111!11!!11! PWM3D

YOUR COMMENTS ARE BELONG TO ME!

oh please, I can´t stand this dumb talking about her husband any longer!!
it is not only the face, clothes and a skinny body, what makes a person beautiful. you all should know: you might be beautiful on the outside, but when you are ugly inside, it always shines through...

if Jewz R JESUS=Z
chozing people...
then Y don't Jewz
believe in him...

Itz way too fucked
up..how can someone
not believe in Jesus,
but believe in God...?

He has big ears and looks like Mickey Mouse, so it makes sense to me.

I've seen happier looking Jews locked up in Germany's concentration camps. Poor guy, I bet she's a neurotic bitch. I bet they split in 2 more months.

That guy's lips could eat the world.

I love Christina Aguilera.

yeah......he just must be a really nice guy. or has a large penis.

there baby will be ugly. have you seen her without paint? shes got a big ass nose too

shes really insecure.. thats why shes with him, and thats why she is always in drag. shes also an ugly rat face without makeup. shes with him so she looks better in pictures.

The baby's gonna come out with whore makeup already on its face

i think shes....HAWT
like omgawd
and like her boyfriend...is like such a doof
but since he doesnt have a career and no knows who the hell he is, he will have lots of time to take care of the baby!

BE PRACTICAL PPL!!!!!

omgawd
-j.VanderHagen

what would be a good chimp name? That guy is ugly but her only stability-her folks are drunks fr. PIttsburgh. True Story.

her husband probably has a big dick

I just want everyone to know that Christina probably looks 1 million times better than you. Maybe the make-up does make her look better, but she's got the money to have make-up artists who can make her look that good. By the way, she is gonna be a much better mom than all those other trashy hoes out there (Britney). Give props to the girl who isn't superficial and has one of the best voices in the industry. You go girl. You da bomb!!!

wow, that racist nature of this forum. It sound like a bunch of insecure losers. Jesus was a jew so get on your fuck'n knees and pray bitch!!! And in regard to all the good Christians do is a fuck'n joke. The Catholic church is the richest religious group in the world get your facts straight stupid.

Also didn't North America start cause the stupid Catholic's and Protestant oppress everyone there so they had to ship off to North America for religious freedom. Also

Protestants = KKK = NRA
let's not forget that fuck heads.

Catholic Church supported Nazi.

Also fuck yourself you Italian fucks.

People want to say that Jews control half the world
yeah the only way they did so was buy stealling shit from everybody
and Jesus was not a Jew get your facts right the dude spoke Aramayic not fuckinng Hebrew
Jews denied Jesus and use the fact that Jesus was a Jew to get us to like them
well Jews I see through your lies clearly

Im guessing Chrisitna Aguilera herself was a Jew thats why she married a fucking Jew

Jessica i think you are about the stupidest Christian i have ever seen on a forum. Before you open your ugly stupid mouth you may want to first read the Bible, and even the Pope acknowledges that Jesus was a Jew, and even possiblily a Rabbi cause he was know to have taught in the temple mount.

Christina is not jewish at all, she is actually Ecuadorian.

Also you may want to read the Forbes top 400 richest ppl.

Some of these comments are so hateful and shallow they make me sick, but even more sad. Celebrities are just normal people!! Why do so many people expect celebrities to live up to their SHALLOW ideals of the perfect people prototypes and elevate them to the level of gods. Now I'm not one to judge because I have never met them personaly, but they seem to be in love and because of that thay are beautiful. I congratulate them for their family to be!!

Just wanted to say people really need to get a life- and by ridiculing Jordan because he's Jewish you're making yourselves not only look racist and ignorant... but kinda pathetic.
Do you really think Christina and Jordan would care what low-level IQ brainless racists say about them? I bet they'd laugh...cos the joke's on you.