Jun 25 2007Christina Aguilera has huge breasts

first! funky bitches!

that bitch only has big breast....becasue she paid for them! I think that they are going to get grossly bigger, because she's knocked up with "Mighty Nouse" baby! He looks boring as shit! I bet you that her pussy stink....wearing those panty hose, and cheap looking heels!

This is the first time, I've seen Christina A. Looking ok! I guess she must be pregnant! CONGRATS TO THE WHORE!

I really don't understand the deal with being the first to post something. Do you win a prize or something? It's freaking -LAME-O!!

those aren't huge

okay, what's with the painted face yet again? can't she be normal for a change. i hate to see what's under that if she puts this makeup on for an improvement... *shivers*

HEY BITCH!!!!!!! I know that you are jealous because I beat your fat ass...on being first! I think that you are lame! Next time get the ho ho's out of your ass, and beat me to the cp! LONELY BITCH!

WTF is up with that humungous crease in her breasts in that shot of her leaning forward? Thos things don't look right at all, I think she should get a refund on her boobies.

Picture #4. Big, BIG crease. I don't have creases in my boobies, do you?

Pic #4 is a bit disturbing.
Maybe she can sing... or something.

She is totally pregs...
The "first" thing is, in fact, lame..
No, I'm not jealous.. I just have better things to do than standing in front of my computer waiting for somebody to post something.. but that's just me, maybe I should get a life, haha!

fucking whore!

Pic 4 seems to indicate she has some sort of Ying-Yang symbol thing on her chest.
I guess it is around the solstice...but - can't these entertainers get a few 'normal' interests ?

Pic 4 is where she caught DOWN SYNDROME!

Looks like a shadow, not a crease.

What's with the red lipstick all the time? It's not even fashionable with what she's wearing. I would like her to be pregnant though.. she seems to be getting along well in her marriage, so what the hell?

She is 100% prego that is why her breasts are so big she is at least at minimal 4 months prego I know I went from a B-36 to a C-34 and never went back "her hubby will enjoy that benefit"!

Those are recently acquired plastic/saline additions. .that's NOT due to a baby .. puhleeze. .when will MEN learn how to tell the difference, it's not that hard (oh but wait fake ones are HARD). .if they're organic boobs, the tissue doesn't start just above the bulge but goes all around the chest . .

bbbbbbbbbbb bbbb bbbbbbbb! bbbbbbbb bbbb bbbbbb!! *sucking nipple*

Huge breasts and otherwise ugly face and body (look at those knees)...

about the 4th picture, maybe she's wearing one of those adhesive bras?

or maybe it's just a freakish shadow/crease/something.

about the 4th picture, maybe she's wearing one of those adhesive bras?

or maybe it's just a freakish shadow/crease/something.

about the 4th picture, maybe she's wearing one of those adhesive bras?

or maybe it's just a freakish shadow/crease/something.

YOU CALL THOSE BOOBS BIG?

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CHEERS.

I think it's just the lighting.

That's the best Scarlet Johansen makeover yet.

rat-faced drag queen

Oh ok. Now I know what happened to Dee Snider.

Someone needs to assemble and post a C.A. breat anthology from Mouseketeer to now. What would be great a an analgous Britney Spears titty histography.

her legs crack me up. she is always in paint. she married her husband so he can stand next to her and make her less ugly in pics

yowza, dem's some tasty jubblies...

First of all, WTF is w/the eyebrows? Now lets mention the fake tan, whoreish red lips, 3 hours worth of makeup and the fake ass blonde hair.

Love the dress, tho and the Louboutins.

Oh yea, and her fake titties are disgusting. She's ridiculous....

Nice makeup...for a tranny, I guess

Too much makeup.
Gross. And big fake boobies.
Whats the big deal about her? Even Brook hogan looks more natural than this...

I'm sure some guy posted pictures of is kid's birthday party instead of Christina's press conference. Thats a fucking clown. I'm sure this ridiculously large ring can throw water.

The boobs are mostly fake, and they might be bigger due to pregnancy (look at Selma's!!); but notice that her dress is almost an empire waist... which means there's no waist-line to speak of, which could be hiding a baby-bump!

She really cakes the makeup on. I wish her ugly husband would do the same.

Filthy crack whore !

//just kidding. She looks hot.

Okay, hypothetical situation time...

Let's say I'm being held at gunpoint and I have to choose whose face I HAVE to blow my load on.

My choices are simple, Britney or Christina.

Who would you choose?

I choose Brit, of course. The original is still the best.

Last bitches!

You people are so lost she is prego and the boobs are like that because of a push up bra!

"made by wonderbra and thats why its called wonderbra"

Her dress is a good style it hides the baby bump really well!

You all are just haters Christina has beautiful eyes and the baby will be cute as a button hater rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssss!

I love Christina Aguilera. I would motorboat those tits anyday!

She's definitely pregnant. Bigger breasts with veins that show are the proof. Her veins never showed before, even when she didn't cake on the self tanner. Now XTina has yet another reason to cake it on. Blech. She's so much pretty with her naturally fair skin and more natural makeup.

Not to bad.

http://www.symbolicclothing.com

She's always had big boobs for her size - she's just really pushing them up with a great bra.

She is one sexy bitch. I had my first proper experience with a girl in the weekend and it was great! Now i want to do with Xtina (ha ha wat a dreamer!)

Seconding the vein thing. She's got a little genie in her bottle for sure.

sheesh that stripey costume makes her look like some kind of crack whore waitress.....the red lips/nails thing is getting old....she looks like she's going to take a bite of that microphone!! cant imagine what the Xtina spawn will be like *shudder*

I don't give a fuck how big those funbags are. Aguilera is a fucking diseased bitch who likes pulling on her jew husbands elephant ears while his 1/4 inch dick is trying to find her disease hole.

zhe needz to get thoze
puppiez out in the zun
and get them tanned...
I'm zure they get bigger
later on, ztill lookin
like little dirty pillowz.

well the veinyness proves they're real. either she's pregnant or has a really good bra. i'm going with both.

ps aren't they supposed to use makeup to cover those veins up? they're not exactly hugely attractive.

oh yeah and to those saying she has creases in her boobs - it's a shadow! believe it or not, they use lights on talk show sets. with like light bulbs and shit.

Letz for 1 zecond forget
about Chriztina, everyone
knowz that zhez the bezt zinger around.

Superficial needz to do a
page on (Men)..not anyone
zpecific, but :men in general:
all racez...
therez alot to zay about them:
and I'll juzt bet that it waz
a man who decided that FUCKERZ
waz considered a BAD WORD, and
juzt becoz I like the word....
everyonez like all offended by
it, fuck, U fuckerz..wtf..U got
VIRGIN EARZ..FUCK...YEA, ITZ A
GOOD WORD,NOT A BAD WORD.

and I have alot more that I can
blame the man for...on and on....
thoze fucking men..............

i have nipples bigger thanthose breasts, those are tiny titties

i wanna have my milk!

techclerk and I like guys tittays better than girls and we like to lick men's butts.

55

Quit bragging,everyone knows how perverted the techclerk is. He has had this problem for some time now.

Fuck****

Juzt zaw Pariz walk outta
jail at 6:00a.m. fuck:

the bitch iz back....
zhe waz clapping her handz
like a little baby,
zo overjoyed...

now zhe'll order
cupcakes for breakfazt..

everyone ztart hate=n.

Damn! Those shoes! I *need* those shoes!

And *holy blush brush* Batman! Talk about make-up overload!!!

Anybody got a chisel?

THE BITCH IZ FREE..
she went walking zo
galently into the
crowd wavying, while
acting like zhez on a
katwalk..running into
her mommyz armz while
zhe waitz by the car...
FUCK...

57 WTF?
My first post on Super-- and its YOU--
Fucking "Paris out at 6:00am?" What COAST you twat?
...you Lie to get attention on TOP of the
FUCKING LAME POSTS...

You have been PWNED by:
Jimbo, Frist, Phowstus, AFJ, Stallion, even fucking MIA--
Just for using goddamn ZZZZ
NOW you fucking LIE? Just to draw
ME
out?
Fucko, tired of it. Why should I take this off my RSS just -coz- YOU interfere with MY entertainment?
It's 4:19 -literally- here in Sunny California--
so PLEASE will the Regulars smack this.
-again-
Danielle style.

#61=tell it to the hand, bitch..
I am not lying: at 6:00a.m. on the
East coazt of Florida..every fuckin
news channel showed Pariz walkin outta
fuckin jail..I don't give a fuck,fuckface where U fuckin live...should of tuned into
The Today Show, bitch...U missed it..
Zo, FUCK u.......

Send in the clowns...she's such a natural beauty, isn't she? Big, fake gozongas, 10 pounds of makeup, bleached fried hair, painted on eyebrows. Ich. I just want to scrub her down w/ a brillo pad and unleash the true beauty underneath all that gunk, because I know she has some potential, she's not an ugly girl. She just likes to dress up as one.

so she had boob job?? Awwwh I'm so disappointed if it's true. Becuz someone told me years ago that christina just use breasts cream.

The quarter coin hasn't fallen yet in its place but how does she match 'Back to Basics' and suddenly bigger boobs??

It would be more appropiate for her to make this 'back to Basics' tour flat-chested.

Today i'm in a generous mood.Which babe would like to have a boob job??I'll pay.

Christina Agulera is freakin hot as we all know. but what im think about right now is how no one who works at thesuperficial has to show up early, i need to get a job here. its like 10:30 before the 1st update. oh well if i could i would too http://www.hiltonbehindbars.com

The victoria's secret "secret embrace" bra... now i have a crease, too!

Hand Slappin...
zince your zo fuckin ztupid;
that would be 3:00 a.m. Californiaz
time....for Pariz=z releaze...bitch

They're already of a decent size, but they're also pushed up. Look, no bottom or side boob... just cleavage. It's very weird looking.

Definitely doable.

I would bang that from every angle with the money shot right between those sweater puppets.....

.

#61=glad to hear U live
in Califucknfornia....
I zee they have zmall
Earthquakez everyday..
can't wait till the big
one fuckz U up, bitch.

kelli was up bright and early to watch her hero get out of jail. I hate Paris, but at least she can talk without using those words. At least kelli's young. Those words get boring. Now, giving kelli a donkey punch, that's something that her mom's boyfriend does with a smile.

Oh, and kelli, I'm glad you live in Florida. They have hurricanes, like, every month. They will bury your stuffed animals.

WTF is going on with Kelli? Seriously...

I believe she is developmentally disabled.

I really, really wish Krazee fuckin Kelly would stop posting her ghetto wannabe posts. You're white. Get over it. The z doesn't make you a thug.

Stop feeding the krazi and maybe she will just go away! She is obviously feeding off of all this attention and enjoying it. And she's obviously either a junior high or high school student, because now that summers here she seems to be posting non stop. Lets all just ignore her! Stop feedin' the Krazi!!!

My new mantra:

STOP FEEDING THE KRAZI!

LOL

Ya know, Miss & Jill. You're totally right. I just wish there was an "ignore" button..

the bitch on #1 bitch u hatin on my girl christina u poor az shit talkin bout her

the bitch on #1 bitch u hatin on my girl christina u poor az shit talkin bout her

Did you notice that she has no real cleavage. It looks like someone stuffed two grapefruits in her chest and pushed them together. I think she got her boob job for cheap in China. Next time she should pay for a good surgeon in Encino or Beverly Hills.

I like fuckin Hurricanez..
we have partiez every time
therez one...18 yrz. of them
don't fuckin scare me, bitch.

but the ground opening up to
zwallow U, now thatz fuckin
funny zhit...hope it getz ya,bitch..

#78=yea, wizh in one hand and zhit
in the other..that won't change
a thing, bitch.

you fuckerz hate your old bullzhit
lifez..and oh yea, don't have a
zummer job, thatz why I waz up early..
I can zleep whenever I fuckin want to..
go back to work, I'd fire your azzez if
U played on the computer all day like U
bitchez do.

When I see her boobies, I hear that HUH OOOGAH noise in my head.

she's preggers

DOES YOUR MORNING NEED BIGGER BOOBS THAN THESE SIMPLE MOUNDS?

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CHEERS.

I have always wondered about breast feeding and fake boobies.
Is it possible?

yes, it is possible. graphic, but possible.

I think her pregnancy is causing her boobs to swell against the implants she's always had.

Those eyebrows are HILAAARIOUS.

Every girl here knows that all it takes to achieve those breasts is a push up bra and some bronzer to draw cleavage. They are just pushed together to make them look bigger

She's always had big boobs for her size - she's just really pushing them up with a great bra.

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Bullshit. Do a search for some older Aquilera photos. She was pretty flat-chested early in her career, a baby B cup at best. Those giant boobs she has now emerged sometime in 2004.

She wears so much damned make up. Gross.

It would be nice #77 not to talk about
mentally disabled people. You people are
so rude. All you try to do is trash people
who are different. Sounds to me like alot of
you are really different,so I guess I should
be slamming you.

I knew she have fake boobs!!
all of them are not real! ugh..

Oooooooooh yeah!
Thank for the Mammary's. I wish I were that straw. I would sooooo do her. Better than Brit or Hohan anyday.

Actually the mic is more appropriate....ummmmmmm...and about the same dimensions. Love her two handed technique. Who says she has no talent?

She's talented and attractive and not a drug addicted, alsoholic, club hopping skank...what more do you want?

Remember back in the "genie" days when Christina had no breasts. These are indeed the wonder years.

In other news, this is post 100 and someone needs to give krazikelli some cock to suck. She's getting cranky, again.

sheva, do you want my cock? It was ok for you last night. You know that I go both ways,
so bring those extra dicks with you when you come.

She is 100% pregnant. I can tell not because of her chest....but because of the marks on her left arm. She has been having blood work done(the bruise) and the tape that they use in those phlebotomy offices always leave red marks above and below. Take it from a 7 month pregnant woman- SHE IS PREGNANT!

Um, the marks on her left arm is a tattoo.

god damn shes FUGLYYYYY.

102: thats a tattoo; not to mention it looks NOTHING like a bruise from blood work.

DAILY CUMS -- ho ho's...fat ass..seems someone has a body image problem. maybe sitting in front of a computer all day trying to be the first to post something on a blog can do that to you...and what's up with "daily cum"? are you telling me that you WISH to cum daily because you are too fat and retarded to know how to?? maybe you should ask both your mom and sister, they seem to know how to make someone "daily cums"

DEM is some RIPE IMPLANTS, ready for the pickin....................

Um..... Looks like a bruise from bloodwork and 2 red lines, maybe from a tape allergy. I have to agree with kathleen here. I am preggers to, as well as an R.N. and that was a bad needle stick bruise with bilateral tape allergies. If someone has a tattoo like that, I wouldn't pay to have it done. Go to a dr. office and let them jab you.

wow you are all so jelious .. if you have to get that worked up over some girl that has fake boobs then I wonder what you are like in the normal world look around you I bet 70% of all girls in the world now have fake boobs .. get over it I no Iam but then again I didnt need to get fake ones mine are nice and big! .. get more self esteam girls dont let other woman put you out just cause of there flaws!

Ever see her in interviews? She's really stupid.

I agree. She is one of the most beautiful women ever...I said ever!

I'm hanging my head in shame to admit that I know this, but the left arm thing is a tattoo. It says "Te Amo Siempre." I'm into tattoos, what?!
In any case, I think the boobies look preggers. The veins are what do it for me. My boobs got huge and started looking veiny right away. Oh, and I can get mine to look like that with the right bra and some bronzer.

Definitely pregnant from choice of clothes and boobs. My girlfriend is pregnant four months, boobs are enormous and very little tummy is showing. Her dress is something a preggo girl would wear.

I'd probably do her.

boobiessss ,she has only boobiessss i can not look at her ugly face and ugly body ,cheap chick,disgusting whore hehehehehe