Jun 11 2007Carmen Electra dances for Spike TV's "Guys Choice" Awards

Frist?

Wow, too bad she bones black guys.....

FIRST

Yeah, frist for the frist time!!!

I'd Still Hit It.

It's news. It more interesting than finding out some new asshole blew people up in Irag. That shit happens every 20 minutes. I mean, how often does Carmen Elektra act like a slut ... ok, that's every 20 minutes, too. But it's still news.

Yeah, frist for the frist time!!!

what a hottie she is. I would pay her $150 without even thinking about it.

She makes me feel funny down there.

I'll be honest.. Carmen, you're looking great for an old chick with chemical-ball tits and a potbelly. But.. that.. that doesn't work for me. I gotta have more Paris!

This hag needs all the black leather straps/buckles she can attach...fresh she is not.

I just LOVE Carmen Electra! And I LOVE her belly and thigh flab -- I feel so much better about myself now! :)

damm what a potbelly hate to tell you guys but she is gettin really fat

Oh my fuckin gosh, instant fuckin hard on. I would love to get my dick wet with her. Wouldn't fuckin drink her douche water though. But sure would love her to give me a golden shower.

FRIST!! Yeah baby! Woo-hoo, take that! ::Doin the Frist dance::

And I just know all of you haters are going to cap on me for being Frist and announcing it to the world. It just shows that you're jealous and envious of my frist status. Little do you know that Carmen has made it her policy to go down of fristers like me, so IN YOUR FACE frist-haters!

Ahhh... frist... I can die happy now.

what?

#12 - Victor. Nice comments. You're all class. Guess that what makes you the ladies' man. Now if you would only come out of your mother's basement.

Now pics of HER peeing, I'd def. want to see.

#14. Get over yourself. Just a fuckin comment. Get your head out of your ass, and wipe the shit out of your ears, because it is causing you to make stupid ass comments like you just did.

i wanna fuck her so hard now... will jek off thinking on her... at least im allowed to think about that.

SHE IS FAT GET IT THROUGH UR HEADS

If I could jerk off right now I would, however, I am at fuckin work. Would do it regardless if I was at work or not, but a guy got fired at my work for doing that in his office with the door open.

I can't get up from my desk now for a few minutes.

Hello muffin tops. She's still beautiful, though.

She looks great! At least she's not a toothpick like some girls! She doesn't have a fat body, she has a phat body! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Victor is the new jimbo. Everyone needs a sad pervert in their lives.

@13- tee hee.

Carmen was funny in Dirty Love.

whoaaaaah... she's really let herself go

Wow, she never gets tired of this shit does she?

Sad pervert? I think not. I am a very happy PERVERT. I don't mind being a pervert, at least I fuckin admit, and am not afraid to show it. Unlike some of you sad fucks that hide it.

Wow!!!!! I have the exact same outfit. I wore it last night when I went down to the gloryholes at the adult bookstore.

Finally, someone who knows their talents and utilizes them. Video, please.

She's hot! Don't hate cause you're ugly and flabby! HAHA

http://www.innerdrama.com/

Yeah video would be fuckin great. How the fuck can people say she is "fat" and "let herself go" she is fuckin hot. Women with a little meat are the best. Fuckin skinny women, are disgusting. Have to meat, and fuckin delicate as fuck. WOMEN WITH SOME MEAT RULE!!!!!!!

Dear God (hehe):

Thank you again for Carmen Electra. She is a tasty little piece of meat. I enjoy her fake boobies, and her empty head. Thanks also for her ability to be on my computer screen without me having to actually listen to her voice, or engage her in conversation.

Tell me how those lips and boobs aren't the prime example of evolution. I think she is an amazingly evolved woman. And by that, I mean whore. Can I say whore? I guess I just did.

PS - If you could please destroy the NY Yankees (or at least Jeter) it might make me believe in you. Well, it actually wouldn't, but it would still be fun.

Anwho, thanks again for the titties. Oh, and for Tequilla too.

How can Dave Navarro wake up one morning and say to himself "You know, I am tired of having sex with Carmen Electra." ?

Just say no to drugs.

@19... I did jackoff here at work. Filled my pretty pink panties with sissy-juice, yummy. I wish I could catch one of my co-workers jacking off in his office, I really help him with that.

@31 & 32 I think we can stop right there. It could not have been said better. Fuck all of those ugly skinny bitches that are jealous. She looks hot and there is not a guy in here (except for Texas Tranny, if you want to consider him one of us)that would bang the shit out of her

She isn't fat.. but that scrap cloth she's wearing is certainly not doing her any favors.

@35, I would fuck her until the cows come home, but then again I'd fuck just about anybody.

An inspiration to 40 year old women everywhere..

@5 Bern those boobs are fucking ridiculous on your site today. Jesus.

I would bang her like a Salvation Army drum...

I'd pound her like a rusty nail.

getting kind of chubby in the midsection but damn she is aging well! i like pic 4 the best...mostly because i masturbate to pictures like that :)

She's got some chub, but she looks good. That's good fat. Too bad about the ridiculous fake boobs, though. And the pre-mature aging. Oh, and the embarrassing "it's not really being a sex worker if it's also mainstream pop culture" dancing.

Pic #4 makes me think of Paris Hilton's first day in jail.

I thought I didn't like Carmen cause shes fat & bangs blacks and fags (Navaro)or Lohan cause she's a lot like Paris, or ashley or Jessica or whoever, but compared to Paris, I love all the above. Paris is just a worthless dumb cunt! HEAR THAT WONKEY EYED, PANCAKE ASS, BIG FOOT, HERP INFESTED, PINOCHIO NOSED, WHORE, BOYFRIEND STEALER, DORK! YOUR NEW PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO BE OUR, THE PUBLICS NEW WHIPPING POST. NOW YOU SERVE US! Skanky poser, dork. She'll go right back to her old skanky, dorky self once free again.

oh...my....god.
awesome....

Well, her waxer is working overtime, for sure.

I've always thought she looked kinda slatternly rather than pretty, but whatever. As for Navarro getting tired of banging her, how do you know she didn't get tired of banging him? Or maybe she wanted a dude who didn't wear more eyeliner than she does. I kid, Navarro's an awesome guitarist, but still a weirdo. Not that she's much better. Her track record is not enviable, though you could say that about almost anyone in showbiz. We need these freakshows to make us feel normal.

And she's not fat. She just doesn't have the body of a 12-year-old boy.

She's getting older... Now she's got a little belly and some thighs...

Why's she always dancing in stockings and putting her ass up?Is she doing a mate-dance for Neanderthals?Or does she just trying to be sexy in the eyes of Neanderthals?

She's looking kind of fat in the 6th picture.

@44, yes I am sure that is close, but it did not look nearly as good Pic #4. I bet she has a droppy ass and long droppy lips that kind of flap in the wind and you can see her big herpes sores all over her ass and thighs

her face lookz scary like shez
a demon vampire from buffy...

not sure how old zhe iz, but zhe
lookz way better than
:mommiedearezt: *Brittney*
thatz for sure.....

she kinda fat

Carmen electra does look quite a bit like Fergie.Why don't they team-up and call themselfs The Neanderthal Girls?

Oh good Lord, put it away already Carmen..its getting old (literally). I mean, come on, is that all she can do is slither around and act like a stripper. It might have worked years ago, but its time to hang up the whole g-string thing now. And she's working the ripped fishnets a la Britney Spears; not someone I would recommend emulating. Now imagine if Carmen didn't have those big fake jugs...her body would seriously look misproportioned. In pic #6 you can see its all over for her any day now. Not that she looks bad, she has a nice physique...for a regular girl. She's just not in top stripper form any more. But she does seem like a nice girl. Just don't understand the whole Navarro (eww..and, um gay?) and Rodman (eww...and, um gay?) thing.

IMO, she still looks best busting her ass on a glass runway.

You people are absolutley freakin insane. If she is fat you ALL need to have your eyeballs taken out and cleaned and then burned! LOL! Seriously she has a slammmin body! I would kill to have body that toned and curvey. She is pure muscle yet still femine and she probably weighs no more than 110. Please you are soo used to Nicole Twicthies 79lbs boday a really woman freaks you out.!

I like how you can see the lines on her belly from where the fat rolls are when she's seated. So...what's the word for it..normal? No! Real.

It's time to move on for this sort of girls which have reached certain frontier/age... On which they obviously need the help of stockings/bent ass to look sexy...There're many other and better looking girls/talents.

If we just had more of that in the world, it'd be a much much better place.

at least she does something for her money! and she ist NOT fat! and who the fuck cares how old she is, she looks gorgious (as far as her doctor made her;-) @57-celia: you are just 100% right. yes ma'm.

She's not dancing. She's trying out for the Special Olympics gymnastics team.

Who's going to dance next year?Barbara streisand?

her body is perfect..for all the gay men out there..newsflash women have hips and aren't flat!

I just don't get it, I don't get how any of these amazonian tranny greasy haired sluts are considered even remotely attractive. I'd rather fuck Morgan Freeman.

comment, shmomment.
Like anyone in here wouldn't do her if given the chance.
Jesus himself would have a hard time saying no to that.

Oh yeah,it's getting hot in here.Great pizza btw,always with a bit tabasco...

@63, She'd be smootha than buttah

I found another shot of Electra's routine (yes, SFW)
http://www.i-needtoknow.com/csg/photos/2002/09/national_sr/various/images/aerobics.jpg

(Btw, if any of you can explain WTF is going on with her right leg, I'd be very appreciative.)

(for that site to come, you'll need to stick an ICS.JPG at the end of the above address)

she's a glorified stripper.

I even don't dear to copy that url but i can see the last word is 'aero'.Do you know what that means in good ol'Latin?

@69 Holly - where do I find a women that con do that with her legs?

Carmen needs to work on getting some class. Every time I see her in the news, she's looking like some aging stripper desperate to get her next drug and donut fix.

@54- Yeah, her and Fergie are starting to look like long-lost twins. Hell, all they'd need is Jessica Simpson to join them and they'd be giving freakshow circus acts a bad name.

You weenies have been watching too much Gisele Bundchen. Carmen is a woman-sized woman. Plenty of meat in just the right places. I wish my wife looked that good. I'd be nicer to her.

I like the picture of her posing in front of a restroom sign with an arrow poiting to her head.

I wish I was Carmen. I would rule the WORLD! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

@74- Speaking of weenies...do you tuck yours under before heading out to the gay bars? Because to get off on Carmen you must be batting for left field.

#51 - Jimbo, you should work for Hallmark, writing greeting cards!

Spike TV has an award show ?
Yeah right.
This looks like a clip from 'Pros Versus Joes'

I'm sure the older gentlemen here are getting quite a kick out of these pictures.

OMG, that ass shot is fucking amazing! The only thing that would make me think twice about screwing her hard is the realization she had that gay guy Navarro's dick in her at some point.

Well, that thought quickly came and went...

She looks like the "Before" picture for woman treated for IBS.

She's such a slut.

And I love it so much.

Lowlands, I think you are very close to the truth when you notice that she sticks her backside up in the air to signal her readiness to accept a penis.

Victor, where in the hell do you work? Are these jobs listed on Monster.com?

She is 35 years old, shes still a kid....

Ordinarily, I find these older Hollywood whores pretty revolting, but I'd have no problem letting that one suck on my porky.

jealousy spreadin like a bitch, well get well soon yall

what a fake plastic whore

please drop dead.

@78 AJF - How did you know where I worked?

seriously, does she do anything else other than acting like a slut? if she has to expose herself like that, she must have insecurity issues.

@90 What else would you like to see her do? That is all she has ever been? That is what she does best and I say there is no reason to stop now. She was put on this earth to please man and she is doing a damn fine job

You all must understand that Carmen will come over to our team soon then you will all be sorry! muhaha!

go team go team yaaaay team!!

Nice commentary and great pics of Carmen at the award show. I wrote a little bit about the show on my blog too and have some pictures of other women who attended the show. Check it out if you get a chance!

http://www.tonightwemakesoap.com/2007/06/artie-lange-cant-pick-up-hot-chicks-at.html

she ain't no "real woman"
she's a fat woman
done.

@92 Gina - I am sure Carmen plays on both teams and we have no problem with that. Do you play on both teams?

To any male who says that Carmen Electra is too fat:
You are a complete fool. You should not be allowed outside of your supervised living facility. You should go to your local euthansia station NOW. Do not allow your DNA to pollute the gene pool. For the love of humanity, stop existing RIGHT THIS SECOND. You are a greater threat to this planet than the Axis of Evil and the Third Reich combined. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? BITE THAT CYANIDE CAPSULE NOW!!!! Thank you for your time.

Jesus, that Victor guy is an embarrassment. Someone cull him and his kind, please.

How many of you people calling her fat have daughters that you worry about having eating disorders?
OK she doesn't look as good as she did 10 years ago, but who does? She still looks better than "stars" 10-15 years younger than her that make regular appearances on this site.

Victor,

You need to get your mind out-of-the-gutter.

zo,zhez 35,huh*****
can U imagine Lindzay,Pariz,
MommieDearezt(Brittney) at 35..?

they will look like old,
wrinkled alcoholic druggiez
with drawstring lipz...
I'm gettin zick thinking of it!

Carmen looks beautiful..but..it makes me sad that she would dance around in her underwear, rather than using the brain God gave her for a greater good.

Think she sports that outfit to church on Sunday Morning?

Who is this Mexican. Sluts like her are a dime a dozen in every border town.

It may look good, but it's worn out....trust me.

I'm sure the guys are happy. She actually looks like she's lot weight, she looks better with curves. I hope she doesn't get all Hollywood skinny. What is with Hollywood women wanting to strip all the time? LOL I guess when you look like that...

Wow... she looks pretty busted. lol at the bulging tummy, weird creases on her stomach, muffintop, rolls on her side... enchanting.

#97 Shut the Fuck Up. Victor's OK. He's honest. We used to have some class around here called Richard and he wrote perceptive and optimistic classy stuff till Dr. Phowstus started making fun of him and he left. Victor shouldn't leave. So shut the fuck up.

Victor iz funny, except
for the drinking of the
douche water....

and where, may I azk iz
the MrGoodSir been?
probably shoving hiz fingerz
up someonez azz!

She's adorable. But I am getting sick of watching women act like sluts.

/yea, I'm getting old..

Jimbo, I think the women that bend that way live in Las Vegas and Bangkok.

108 WowJustWow- I think you're my hero. Why can't they be sexy AND classy?

oh shit: hellz kitchenz on

I wouldn't call her fat, I mean - far from it (Let's compare her to Britney Spears, even now) but those are some fangry rolls shes got....but it's so weird. like an illusion. How old is she anyway?

OMG FATTIE!
Cripes people. She looks hotter than holy old hell. Dave Navarro is a painted up nipple sucking moron.

My guess is she looks so smmmoooth because she's using the new Shick Quattro for Women, (the high performance disposable)
Then again, maybe my cookies may have just hypnoed me with product placement, and she swings a Gillette.
Whatever.

Yuck.

She also has a killer sense of humor. Check this shit out (the Fish will filter them, so take out the spaces):

youtube . com/watch?v=yrgogtso5yM

Hot (almost) titties!
youtube . com/watch?v=DBNLZ7XPK3c

Now tell me she's fat!

WOW...she is fucking gorgeous, and anyone who said she looks fat needs to get thier fucking eyes checked...she has the *slightest* bit of a little tummy, and I happen to think it's feminine and womanly and cute...chicks with a little meat are way hotter than any of you ugly-ass skinny anorexic bitches... can anyone say *Jealous?* Fucking a skinny bitch is like fucking a pair of elbows.. bony, uncomfortable and disgusting!!! Looking at these pics makes me wish I had a penis...

she's fergalicious

ok lik WTF y r ppl sayin shes fat?? r u out of ur mind jus cuz she isnt being blown away by the wind lik all the other hollywood sluts doesnt mean shes fat. wen ppl who r bigger thn her look at ur fuckin comments n read shes fat makes thm feel terrible about thmselves. jus cuz ur wives of gfs dont look tht fuckin hott doesnt mean u can go trashin her lik tht r u all insane. ok jus cuz she likes to show off her body n ways mayb a woman her age shouldnt let her its her fuckin life not urs n sum ppl lik those pics. so wut if her tits r fake guys complain wen theyr too small n they complain wen theyr fake WTF DO U WANT NOT EVRY GURL IS BORN WITH THE BOOB GENE YA NO! UGH all those men who sayd carmen's fat i hope ur wives or gfs or daughters get an eatin disorder so u can c how those other "perfect" gurls get so tiny and mayb thn ull respect those who dont try to die to b skinny. thts all n good night fuckers

Carmen is neither "pure muscle" nor "110" pounds. She's been spending too much time on the pole ( double entendre intended ), and not enough time on the treadmill.

Check out the ample back fat rolls and love handles in picture #5. They are impossible to miss, and there is not much room for interpretation. On the positive side, she seems quite comfortable with her body, and she is probably a spectacular fuck. She sells her body with attitude, but physically she's OK, not great.

Oh my god she's a fucking whale!

Uggg.
I knew there was something creepy here, but I just couldn't place it.
Check the first pic. (like who hired the guy to write RESTROOM upside-down ?)
The Thumbs ! She has the thumbs of a 65 year-old laborer. They were creeping me out. So don't worry people. She's not hot.
Nothing to see here.
Nothing to see here...

(Have they left Carmen ?)

bitch is a heifer. and she fucked and married this guy.

Id hardly call her fat. The 'rolls' you can see are what happens when one moves in such a way that causes your skin to bunch up. *rolls eyes* seriously guys, you're being ridiculous. Sure, she's not skinny, and she's not as slim as she was 10 years ago (but let's face it, does ANYONE posting here look like they did 10 years ago?) but she's still fucking gorgeous and has probably done a darn sight more in her life than any of you whiny losers :-)

I don't care what she looks like, that dancing like a whore thing is older than even she is. Old, tired, overdone. I hope we can get some female celebs soon who have some class, because the $2 hooker look is ancient.

It's not jealousy on my part, just...ennui.

She is old, she is an airhead, and she is slutty, but she looks good in the first picture.
The whole "she's fat" thing is ridiculous. Guarantee she looks better than everyone on here posting or at least 99.9%. I'd like to see all of you at her age.

Jesus, old?! Carmen's younger than I am.

Goddamn punks. Shouldn't you be waxing your crotch? With it looking like that, someone might mistake you for someone who's hit puberty.

That out of the way, I don't quite understand this "burlesque phenomenon" that Hollywood keeps trying to push on everyone. They're trying so hard to bring it back, you have to ask - why can't they leave it? It's been dead and buried for decades...

Wow she is AMAZING still. What was Dennis Rodman thinking leaving her??? And Dave Navarro. Well Dave can still get chicks...but I think everyone , man, woman and animal is afraid of Rodman these days.

Carmen is in NO way fat.. well phat maybe. But that little bit of what someone called "chub" is the only thing on her that isn't plastic except maybe her eyeballs and I'm not sure about those.

Still, for a mannequin, she cute a very pretty picture.

cuts

Ugly girls and skinny girls take note.

This is what a woman should look like.

Check out the old posts. There have never been so many guys saying they want to put her stink on their Johnsons.

@106
He talks like a desperate 'tard - is that why you like him?
You can finally relate to someone, yeah?

She's definitely seen better days.

Is she a stripper now or what?
All she does is dress like one and dance on stages.
She should get a job at Spearming Rhino.
She's do well.

She'd do well, that is. Damn typos.
Grrrr

I SEE A STRETCH MARK! Right above her tummy. Fresh she is not.

give the most average woman a fake tities pamper her all day cause shes got shit little to do all day exept what?...exercise, get her hair done ,do a couple of hours per week on what ever shes famous for...and that is it..

so all in all...shes nothing special..her tits are fake...wich is the first "-" for me..her face is nothing special..and the rest of her body is the same as any other 30 year olds woman who is not obese

Any of you people bashing Carmen Electra are either women, gay, or just plain stupid.

If I had that, I'd never leave the house.

Ever.

I don't think she's fat. Visiting this site for so long, I've found that pictures tend to be somewhat deceiving. I'm sure she would look just fine and hot if you met her in real life.

As much as I love the VS models and think they are heavenly gorgeous, I'm sure they're not even remotely voluptuous in person. How could you when you're 5'10" and 110 pounds? ANTM taught me that.

are you people retards? Yeah shes a whore, but fat she is NOT. Thats fucking hot... a chick with a bit of meat on her bones. Screw that cokewhore look all you douchebags are into nowadays.

are you people retards? Yeah shes a whore, but fat she is NOT. Thats fucking hot... a chick with a bit of meat on her bones. Screw that cokewhore look all you douchebags are into nowadays.

Nice to see the old hookers home has a talent night.

She is not fat AT ALL. Wht do you want, a man???!!! She's hot!
Although, is that like, bleachers with two guys in them behind her? WHERE IS SHE?

Time to hang it up, Carmen.

This broad has the talent of a frenchfry cook at Wendy's. Greaseball.

Well, I must say, as an old fart, that stuff looks pretty good. I hate to tell ya, but that stuff would still taste pretty good.

Some of you are lost balls in tall weeds. Somebody better find you before you get run over by a mower.

She looks fat, I mean not fat by my bring back home from the bar standards. (i.e. has a vagina and I can fit my arm around her) She's fat for being on tv, supermodel standards. It's truly a shame she has appeared to let herself go.

boba fett- you'd never leave the house because your herpes would make it too painful for you to move

where can i fint this video?

This is totally sexy. She's hot and probably great in bed. PERIOD.

14
You're totally right.

You guys haven't seen what a real woman looks like. Fucking misogynistic losers. This bitch is useless and makes us real women look like meat bags. I'm tired of all those ''i want to put my penis in this'' comments. The only place you can and will put your penis in is your fucking right hand (maybe left). I don't care if you are pervert or sex addicted. You don't have to treat women like objects. And why does her empty head is sexy? Cause it make her as intelligent as you are? Or cause only a fucking retarded like her would accept to dress like a whore in front of a bunch of DnD addited albinos look like teenagers.

Get a life. Maybe you'll get a girl. A real one. One who have the right to grow old like you and be happy even if she is not perfect.
And NO, I'm not some kind of fat sexually frustrated woman. I have a man and i'm happy with my life. I'm just so fucking bored to see how men are desperate to have sex. STOP BEING SO MEAN WITH WOMEN. Thats the key to have sex... and to be happy.

And for those who say if they had that ''stuff'' (wtf????) they wouldn't leave the house, Have you ever considered that she may be totally boring?? Perhaps insane?? Perhaps she hate sex. Who knows.

you guys arer losers!!!! she is hot, that is all there is to it!!!

If you type in "first" in your comment, you are a RETARD. I mean seriously. And if you think Carmen is anything but hot, or if you think Paris is hotter than Carmen, you are just as much of a retard as the person who types "first".

ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FOURTH!!!!!!!

She's not fat people it's just she shouldn't be doing that at her age. Again though she is not fat.

She is HOT! I bet everyone on this page doesn't look half as good. FAT?! Where the fuck is she fat? No wonder we have eating disorders? What do you people want up there to dance - skeletons?!

Butterfly got it just right.
I beleive the majority of negative comments come from jealous women with nothing better to do than to pick apart at others making a decent living from just being attractive.

fatty.

If Carmen is fat I must be a frickin' heifer. I think she's gorgeous, witty, and fun. I adore her.

I'd give her a dollar.

When are the two-for-one specials coming up?

Maybe I'll get a lapdance just to see how ugly she is in close up, if she won't crush me to death that is.

She might try to suffocate me with her flabs.

She should ease out on the whipped cream on weeners trick. Plus it's a little played out by now.
Navarro got sick of it too.

I think her potbelly
iz cute..zhez not fat
like I said, better
than Brittney..at leazt
zhe doezn't give a beaver
zhot every time zhe getz
in a car..

And pple wonder why there's so many celebs looking like zombified crackwhores. I dun think anyone who is either not plastic'ed to perfection or a rotting corpse suddenly categorizes into fat. Anyone who thinks carmen is fat deserves a kick in the groin for it not working properly in the first place. She's still hot and I'll hit that.

Wow, you guys are into twigs. Not only is she talented, and beautiful, when it comes to figures there's no tummy nor fat thighs.
As far as being a whore, go out and try and find a whore that looks anywhere near as good looking as her.
Jealousy, envy, and lust has blurred your vision. In a lot of the cases I've read here "sperm back up" jerk off, your eyes are drowning in your own sperm, sheez !