Jun 14 2007Cameron Diaz goes surfing

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she looks pretty good

third??? is anyone on this site

I thinks she looks damn hot. Bow that I know she can handle wood that large in her hands she is finally ready me.

Now not bow. sorry. not like it matters anyway no one is here anymore. HELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....echo........echo.

Damn right she looks good.

She's got a smokin' body. I'd stick things in her....

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I own all the posts people. WOO HAHAHA. I see the skull and crossbones and turn pirate on yall. Well just me since this site has now died up and shriveled up my hamster did 5 years ago. Im all alone now and miss my hamster.. :(

Havoc you will be my first mate. It be only us two here. Since Paris went to the clink we be alone.

I miss my congas

Aye....

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i think she looks hottest on THE MASK...but i also like her porn

NINTH!!!!!!!!!! How come no one ever gets a trophy for ninth place. I'd have sooooo many trophies it that happen. Oh well back to dream land were I rule with a iron fist and a pink thong.

13th now welcome everyone

She has a porn? Who's the guy?

She looks great. Her skin is wrinkled around her abs. Too many lines for a 34 year old.But she looks hot and I love that smile.

Am I the only one who thinks her stomach looks wierd? Not fat, just oddly shaped. Especially her lower amdomen, almost like she has a hernia or something. Hm..anyway she has the BEST LEGS and a cute fanny too...

she smells how she looks... leathery

I have a downloaded copy of that sad porn movie. But then again bad porn is still great porn in my eyes.....unless it's gay porn then they are nazis and need to die. Well not girl on girl gay porn just the gross (forget the past) guy on helpless geek in school porn. It wasn't my fault I thought they wanted to be my friends. I didn't know they were filming it. I must go now to the closet and scream for forgiveness from the dust bunnies.

#16!

Geez, would I ever bend her over and stick it in.

She looks great for a mother of 3. Unfortunately, she's not a mother of 3.

She has great hair and a pretty set of eyes. Her body isn't bad - but that's not the same as "smoking..."

LOL

Um, I don't believe I see Ms. Diaz surfing.... I see her holding a board, but not surfing.

I had the misfortune to watch The Holiday with her last weekend. My God. She is a terrible actress.

about time thiz bitch getz
out into the zun inztead of
eating and puking everyday...

I zee her using zex wax..but
where iz zhe surfing at?
yea, zhe thought zhe could serf,
not zo eazy...

#16 I totally agree with you on the stomach thing. I have always thought it was weird. Especially in the Sweetest Thing. She was hot though in the Mask. I miss her with boobs.

If she had an actual penis instead of her extended clitoral stump, she'd be getting all kinds of beach poon. She's so much closer to a hot guy than a hot girl. That's why Justin held onto his irrational hope (and bottle of Anal-Ese) for so long.

jrz- is she annoying as kelli with an "i" and a penchance for trying to be cute with a "z"?

i would do her! i think that she is a little on the skinny side! i like Drew barrymore, better! I love short, sexy, thick chicks! I know that cam's snatch is deep!

Any red-blooded American man would tap the shit outta that.

I'd be very afraid to get a blowjob from her. She'd easily fit everything up to your pelvic bone in that yawning chasm she calls a mouth, but then you'd be looking at those psychotic eyes and faceful of blackheads. I think the best I could manage would be a barely perceptible, very high pitched fart of sheer terror.

wtf is up with hating on cameron diaz on this site? she is smoking hot!! id tap that ass!

Jrzmommy!! Why on earth are you still working on that corner? I swear, you really have a vivid imagination! Terrible actress my ass! I guess that's why you're so talented, and have sooooooo many ocsars!I THINK THE SMELL OF YOUR ASS HAS GOTTEN TO YOU! I told you, you have to wash that cooch out.....BEFORE TAKING ON ANYMORE JOHNS! sHE PROBABLY WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW.....YOU.....IF YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH, HELL...SHE WOULDN'T EVEN SPIT ON YOU, IF YOU WERE ON FIRE.......KEEP DREAMING.....UPCHUCK!

Niiiiice... I've never seen a surfboard riding a surfboard before.

@31 Oh looky looky. What do we have here? Another pain in the fucking ass?

#18 "they" - how many? geeks aren't always helpless, why were you? were you overcome with desire? did they end up being your friends?

SUPERFISHERS: I CAVED INTO THE DEMANDS OF THOSE OF YOU WHO GO TO MY WEBSITE TO SEE DISTURBINGLY MASSIVE BOOBS -- THE SHOT NOW LIVES HERE:

http://thelifeandtimesofbernard.blogspot.com/2007/06/disturbingly-massive-breasts-anyone.html

THERE IS A LINK TO IT ON THE FRONT PAGE, RIGHT NOW, AND THERE WILL BE LINKS TO IT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FIRST NEW BLOG, EVERY DAY.

IT IS BIGGER, BOOBIER AND ... BOOBIER THAN EVER.

Yesterday's posts didn't seem interesting so I found one of my own and brought it here.

TIRANA (Reuters) –
Reports that President George W. Bush had his wristwatch stolen while shaking hands with Albanians on his weekend visit are false, Albanian police and the U.S. embassy said Tuesday.

"The story is untrue and the president did not lose his watch," a spokesman for the embassy in Tirana said.
Some newspapers, television stations and websites carried reports that Bush's watch vanished Sunday when he was greeted by ecstatic crowds in Fushe Kruje, outside the capital Tirana.
"It is not true," said Albania's police director, Ahmet Prenci.

Photographs showed Bush, surrounded by five bodyguards, putting his hands behind his back so one of the bodyguards could remove his watch.

---see, the President knows about gypsies. I know you thought I was harshing unfairly but it wasn't unfairly. I fairly hate gypsies.

Why do you think people say "What a gyp!" when they get ripped off? It goes back a long way.

what are you talking about? yeah her face is scary for sure, but that is a nice body if it was on a 23 year old. when do we get to see bathing suit pictures of you?

#32 After I finish saving for a yacht with a heliport, swimming pool and submarine - I am going to have my Ds changed to some like Cameron's got. Athletic is better than mushy weight up front.

I see it's Raging Mental Patient Day here at the Fish.

#39 HaHa, good.

But seriously, #31, don't hold back.....tell me, how much do you hate me?

#31 Shut the fuck up-- quit being such a stupid, boring, insulting and un-funny poster. Rate my finger? Yawwwn- your second rate fucking insults are gonna send us all to sleep- think of something original or *gasp* funny to say idiot.

#20 Jimbo- teehee!!

you wish. maybe if I grew up around you I would hate you, but I don't think so. There are a lot of gypsies in East Texas. Cajuns are OK for the most part, but no one likes the gypsies, not even other gypsies.

#36 - actually Tom Cruise visited the White House and Bush's watch was later extracted from his ass (after they had a press conference where Tom said it was a "very satisfying" visit).

SORRY, MY LINK WAS F-ED UP.

SHOULD WORK, NOW.

CLICK FOR BOOBS.

31 must be a Cameron Diaz fan........

#31 - Lindsey Lohan is that you? Don't you have some detox to finish up before they let you play on the interweb over there at Promises.

oh Fuck. I am not #31.

#45 that was one of your funniest ever.

I was just gonna say, woodhorse..you musta forgot to type in JRZMOMMY SITS ON LARGE BIG THINGS or whatever that time.....we understand...having as many personalities as you do must get confusing for you.

51--He should just go by plain old Brian....

yeah - holding all those threads together gets a bit much sometimes but I have my good days. *laughing maniacally*

Check out the second little pic her arms are HUUUUUUUUUGE, what the fuck.

Cameron Diaz 34 (has dated douchebags and been in a porno)

Legs: A (so few people have nice legss an A is a mighty high score)

Ass: B+ (could be just a little rounder)

Stomach/abs: C (what the fruck happened to her stomach she hasn't had kids.. that we know of)

Face: B- (leathery and body builderish... a far cry from There's Something About Mary and The Mask)

Arms: A if she were a boy BUT a C- because she's suposed to be a girl

So basically overall she's around a B- which is exactly how I would rate her. Yes I am a scientist or is it a statistician. Bah...

Anysnatch, I prescribe working on the abs rather than the arms, staying out of the sun and moisturizing A LOT all over, also a padded bikini that is a more feminie than camouflage. I suggest a nice blue to bring out her eyes.

Hey jrzmommy! i see that you rounded up some of your dirty ass hooker friends! I know that you wish that you had as much money as i have, but you cannot, I repeat! that you cannot make as money on that corner, as I do per a minute! So.....jrzmommy, and her hooker friends......continue to get your lips wet! I think that you might need help with this also, hookers, dipshits, you can thank me later!

Worry not Fishers... I gave #31 colon cancer months ago to go along with his scathing case of Herpes... Wally/Brian, be patient.... The gerbil will makes its way back out after it is done snacking on those polyps...

One last chance people... Kill Paris and I will take you back in time to visit the Garden of Eden... I will even bring along some of the weed that Dad was smoking when he made the Platypus... Think about it...

The Big JC....

Whole person: F. Bullet to head. The end.

so when, exactly, did the comment threads become infected with shouting eastern european "comics"???

"The Joker" looks way old for her age.
I've seen 73 year olds look better than that.

I wish she would quit trying to surf.
Damn haole.

Hey- does anyone know what designer's bathing suit she's wearing? I want to get one!

Thank you all of the above - so fucking funny today. Huge improvement over yesterday.

#55 I object to the term "hooker" as I prefer the term "entertainment specialist". And the street corner near your house is really lucrative cause your boyfriend can't appear to go a day without wanting to hook up. He gets tired of the angry rants and stinky pussy. Hell, he doesn't even care if I clean up first. It's all better than what he has going.

Yeah, I know that wasn't very ladylike... *sigh* okay, okay... besides I know the truth is there is no amount of $ that could make me sleep with whoever you fuck.

I think the bellybutton/hernia thing is due to the weight of her undescended testicles.

#60. The swim line is called
"Check for a penis", yah it's very stylish Paris has about a 100 of them. Justin actually gave Cam this suit as a parting gift, you know like when a guy gives a chick his sweatshirt or some shit.

If you want one of your own and can't suffer trough a Justin Timberlake "relationship" MANZIERE makes one and so does BRO. It depends how much support your man booboos need. The Manziere has more man-tit support but the Bro cradles your balls a lot better. Well that what Paris said.

Wait you are a man right? Or a Hemaphrodite? Or a Hilton? Because this swimwear is not made for a person who is of the FEAMALE PERSUATION. If you are a girl and you are not "confused" about your "gender" go to Victoria Secret and you will find lots of swimwear suitable for girls. Girls CAN wear camouflage and I ain't saying they can't so let no feminist get their mustaches in a twist it's just that this particular suit is a MANKINI and a girl would be severly embarASSing herself if she wore one.

*FEMALE PERSUATION

and some other typos

#57. Don't lie now, you know Iamsosmrt is the SMARTEST person in the UNIVERSE and in THE HISTORY OF TIME, also the HOTTEST but that is besides the point.

Shitcans I really fucked up with Paris didn't I? She was supposed to be a joke but it just got so out of hand. I'm truly Sorry.

Whatevers. In just a few short years she and Anniston will look like 2 gay men.

I'm pretty sure that doesn't qualify as surfing...

I bet this chick has no problems waking up alone after one-night stands as Alba describes. She's so far beyond fugly without makeup it'd scare anyone into running for their lives.

Dudes, I just farted.

Cameron's got a cute smile, nice muscle tone, and a slamming ass. I don't know...maybe it's all those damned pics of nasty Britney we've been subjected to here lately, but I think Cameron is a natural beauty.

Is that dude in the background of pic 2 scott pollard?

Yeh, 34 is not old; espc when your body hasn't even been thru the experience of having kids yet. Cameron looks okay, she has nice long legs. But her body is kind of boyish otherwise. And the joker mouth...ich.

I fucking hate celebrity surfers.

i want to fuck her so hard... what such hot bitch.

I'm really not trying to be mean. I'm just really confused:

I don't see any cellulite on this girl. She's not fat. She's blonde. She's not pale. She has long legs. She has a full, smiley mouth. She doesn't have a flabby tummy. But why don't I find her sexy?

Her abs look the same way abs do after they've been lipo'd. And check out the woman in the blue bathing suit on her right--she's totally hot!

i dunno dude, i think she's got a pretty slammin' body for her age, although i remember her having boobs once upon a time...

She's really cute. I am so glad that she and her Mickey Mouse Boyfriend, the ugly dog one with the big nose, broke up. I just don't know what anyone sees in him. His dancing is kind of cute, but anyone can learn that. She dated him for way too long, what a waste of time. Next time, get a puppy.

#77,

Cuz she's not the hot blonde when you see her upclose. She be the 'The Joker', man~

The Joker Mouth...
A birth defect (well kinda) that no plastic surgeon can ever fix.

And has anyone ever hear her laugh????
A mongoloid has a cuter laugh.

She has the body of a teenaged boy. No wonder Justin Timberlake was so into her for 3 years. He likes the boys, but his career won't allow him a coming out party like Lance. I bet Cameron's face was shoved in the pillows and he probably never even touched that pussy...all ass pounding for our Mr. JT. I see she had her nose fixed, but didn't she break it surfing?

She has a great body! I wish I had a body like that

Props to cameron for surfing waikiki.

All locals who vibe, go suck your mom's dick.

Back to Cam, I'd hit it.

SM

She looks like a dude

she looks like a man, I think she is juiced up..what with those arms?

She has nice legs and that's pretty much it. She looks somewhat like a dude and... How can people that rich look so insanely old for being 34 years old?

#87 you know why? 34 isn't that old you retard.

Surfing Waikiki is easy, even the Japanese tourists do that crap. head up to the North shore in Jan, and then you can prove your worth.

Dorks.

60-I think it's Billabong.

89- go eat some spam and STFU.

85, 86 - if your dad looked like that I'd hit it too.

NICE BATHING SUIT! HELL YAH!!!!!!!!

NICE BATHING SUIT! HELL YAH!!!!!!!!

Surfing NShore would be too dangerous for her. Not just cuz the Jaws would swallow her whole and Pipe would smoke her and spit her out (possibly dead) but because the locals would mistake her for a male and beat his haole ass down. I mean "hers". Even if she said "Stop I'm just a girl trying to surf" they'd never believe it.

No, I think "his" is the right word after all.
She's a man baby!

This site is terrible. That's why there's nobody here. It's one thing to view "junk news" and poke fun a bit but the news posters and even most of you guys are fucking retarded. You are so insecure that you make fun of people when there's nothing to make fun of. I'm not a Cameron Diaz fan but if you say her body looks bad then you need to clean your greasy hair off of your horned-rimmed glasses.

not that anyone's reading this post anymore, but you know what the worst part probably was? the fucknuts that work the beach. back in the day, i'm imagining Duke working his charms, but i'll bet as soon as those douchelords saw cameron they were running into the water, tossing tourists and locals out of the water. also, where else is she going to surf on o'ahu, since it's summer? 2 to 4 today, flat out on the north shore.

#97. Agreed.

Also I cried actual tears when I saw these pictures. I want to go to Hawaii so bad unfortunately I don't get paid 20 mil to look like a man and scare small children with my giant mouth. Fuck, these rich douches have no idea how privelledged they are.

*privileged

she was beautiful some years ago but now she now she looks like a boy, maybe that what the thing that attracted to justin fagotlake

She looks like she had a couple kids already, but she still looks better than Britney Spears. Let's hope Spears doesn't have anymore kids, the two she had for sure ruined her for life.

skin cancer alert!

Cameron looks beautiful, happy and healthy. Women are supposed to be healthy, fit and active. GORGEOUS!

Sex Wax.