Jun 14 2007Brooke Hogan makes faces

wtf.....

That's one really ugly bitch.

first

damn

"She's not really even that ugly"

ummm that was a joke right?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

That scared me.

frog? clown? frog? clown?

you decide.

i think that she is one of the hottest chick out here! I'll do her, and Britney Spears! Come to daddy, babies!

i think that she is one of the hottest chicks out here! I'll do her, and Britney Spears! Come to daddy, babies!

Damn...

For someone only 19 years old, she sure looks used up.

.

Wait. What? She's the daughter of the incredible hulk? No fucking way!!!!!!!

Well - she looks better in that wig than the Hulkster did.

what ever happened to all that money daddy paid out so she could have a so called singing career? And She's still Fat.

Her face is still ugly, but it looks like her body tightened up ... I will now spend the rest of the day looking over my shoulder for the Hulkster ...

R.I.P.

My penis

I'd like to fuck her then hit her with a brick, but I'm willing to forego the fucking part.

Her hair looks like her father's bandana. She is just dumb as a box of rocks, and as fucked up as a soup sandwich.

In Chandler Bing voice: Could he dress BE any tighter???

On the positive side, at least she isn't taking "papa-rotzi" serious, she is clowning them.

I wanna stike my thing in her but.

Something for you to chew on.

http://img23.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc440&image=26771_carmenelectrastuff3_123_440lo.jpg

Hulk Hogan, I mean Brooke looks really old!

i would still hit it....with a body slam...HAHAHAHAHA no seriously she must have so much testasterone on her from all the steroids her daddy took....i bet she goes fucking nuts when you ticle her clit...you might get your ass kicked and she wouldn't even know until there is blood and its not her period...because i bet there is no tampon to hold that incredible pussy period

#6 hahahahahahhaha laighrlzhljhahahahahahah

and these girls sure know how to class it up with that classy bright nail polish.

She's just so happy that someone actually noticed her and took her picture.....she wishes she had the attention of lohan/spears etc....she's starvin for it.

Try chewing on^^this instead.

#20, holy snikeys, that is one big.......Something. Can I still chew on it?

Why? WHY do rich girls feel the need to dress like common whores?

She's got a face made for radio...

Actually, clearly she is very pretty in her own respect. But she does not know how to be photog'd. And she's built like a brick boing* house.

Im sorry to contradict you guys... but I would hit that until I get a sore wiener. And Im pretty all of you would do the same!

WHO?

in the last pic she looks hot!! yeaaaaah brotherrrrr!!!

hey jrzmommy, munch on this bitch!

her body is waiting to get banged, by my temple!

HULK HOGAN ISNT KNOWN FOR HAVING A FULL BEARD. HES KNOWN FOR THE HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE. WHAT ARE YOU RETARDED YOU RETARD.

I CAST BOSTON CRAB + 5 ON YOUR LOWER BACK FOR A TOTAL DAMAGE INDEX OF 15.

It looks to me like she got a tit job.

HOW OLD IS THIS GIRL? STOP TANNING!!!

Dear god. Shes ugly, looks slightly like a man aswell o_O

Dear god. Shes ugly, looks slightly like a man aswell o_O

Hey 28! I'm in radio!!!! Watch it mister.

I don't care what anyone says - I'd totally fuck this broad. As long as I could keep the thought of her shooting out of the Hulkster's dick from creeping into my head. And as long as her O-face isn't one of these goofy pics. But, yeah - I'd bang it.

When someone isn't that attractive in the first place, making faces like that does NOT help their cause.

Throw a handlebar mustache on that and you have the Hulkster with tits... Well, bigger tits anyway... Oh, silly meat puppets all concerned with your fleshy soul containment vessels... And that soul Pops gave you is good stuff!! Except for Paris... I personally stuffed her with candy and yummy treats... The first person to go hit her with a baseball bat gets their wings the moment they come in the pearly gates... I will even throw in an authorized autographed copy of the Dead Sea Scrolls... So get to work people... I am watching, I see all...

JC - The Lion

Funny how not being a dried up, orange, 80lb walking, talking corpse makes you ugly in Hollywood.

But then again, you can also kill people (specifically estranged wives), have multiple dui offenses and carry/do large amounts of drugs and not go to jail, so I guess there is a trade-off.

Hey, #32....get bent, random fuck!

@43. She's just ugly. That's what makes her ugly.

No, she's not ugly, she's just not "Hollywood-perfect" and that's okay, because she'll always have daddy's money. I'll bet in 10 years she'll weigh 225 lb.

With a body like that, she should become a professional wrestler. She could stop shaving for a couple days until she has a mustache like her fathers. Then they could be a tag team. They could call themselves The Two Stooges.

STOP! GIVING IT UP FOR FREE, DIPSHIT,AND DEEP HIT! GOD, THE WAY THAT SNATCH LOOKS, IN ABOUT 2 SCEONDS YOU ARE GOING TO NEED COMESTIC SURGERY, MUT GUZZLING WHORE!

She looks OK, well excpt for her face, there's no way shes 19, when I was 19 I still looked like a young kid she looks like Lohans mom.

I dunno you guys....I think she looks more like she could be Gold Dust's daughter.

"It takes a lot of money to look [that] cheap."

Dolly Parton

I've watched that Hogan reality show a couple times. Her dad gives her allot of crap about her weight. any time she's eating anything semi unhealthy, the hulkster gives her a guilt trip. I kinda felt sorry for her cause this donut I'm eating right now is um um good!

i like her bra thing?

i like her bra thing?

she lookz like brittney
fuckin spearz.....
ugly bitchez, damn

#48 holyzhit!

this is about 51 comments more than i expected (gotta assume there will be a few at the top shouting FIRST)

In Hulk Hogan voice:

"AND WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER??? WHEN THE TROUSER PYTHON RUNS WILD ON YOUUUUUU????"

Her father use to be my hero... I hope she dosen't turn out like the rest of them.

LOL! @45 now, WHO the hell is this broad?

Take away the hair color so fake it's not even found in nature, and the two inch make-up mask, and she could be alright.

I've seen the show and she looks better when she's not trying.

SORRY, MY LINK WAS F-ED UP.

SHOULD WORK, NOW.

CLICK FOR BOOBS.

#23, watch it! that is OPI in "cajun shrimp." on my very fingers RIGHT NOW. sorority approved, i might add... :)

Skull-crushing thighs.

Just sayin.

Hahaha..she's an animated cutie.

A 6 footer..who can probably kick your Azz!.

I heard she was born with a wanker and a vajayjay and they had to decide whether to make her a chick or a dude. I guess they chose wrong.

Yaaaaaaaaaaallllllllll gay or something... She's hot!

Crackheads.

"Hey Brooke, what face do guys make when you take your panties off and they see your 'special surprise'"?

UGLY.

serious butt chin and looks like a dude.

Now all she needs is a yellow and red boa and say...........
"Whatcha talking bout brother!"

I thought that was Anna Faris (Scary Movie)...sorry Anna. Then I thought it was Ashley Simpson. Then I realized it was Hulk Hogan's ugly ho bag daughter. Yeeeech. She's only 19?! She looks like a used up tacky old broad.

I think she's cute.

2 words.......boob job

She look's really old for her age! I don't think that she look's that bad! i wish that she didn't wear those stripper shoes, with this dress! It makes her look cheap! She favors her mom....alot! they're almost like twins! P.S. hulk hogan, please...don't war that lime green speedo!

correction/ don't wear! sorry guys!

In the words of the Hulkster "I'm sick of this no talent bitch brother!"

And to #3 go fuck yourself bitch, you weren't "first" you sorry buttfuck!

Her photographs look like that of a 40 year old woman. A cute 40 year old, but no less a 40 year old.

And when I say that I am willing to forego the fucking part, I mean that I'd strongly prefer an ass pounding by the Hulkster to bumping uglies with this fish.

Is she trying to look like a tranny?

I like her, and she is not fat.

Ew. She looks like the fat ugly girl in every high school that tries to imitate the "cool" girls but just looks like a stupid ugly freak.

Bitch needs to stay indoors. She has no talent, and not even halfway passable looks to fall back on.

Sweet mother of god, anyone that finds this girl attractive needs to have their eyes gouged out with a pickaxe.

#55 what in the blue fuck are you talking about? she looks nothing like Britney Spears. This chick only wishes she looked like Britney...and she isnt even all that.

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/brooke_hogan_danny_devito_05.jpg

mmmmm break me off a piece of THAT.

Not

I like Brooke.

I like Brooke. She's not unattractive. You all are way too harsh. If you ever watched Hogan Knows Best, you'd know that she's really sweet. And she can actually sing. I think it's ridiculous that you jump at the chance to tear her down because she's not a toothpick. Fuck.

bad nose job
baaad boob job
and she still has Dad's arms

Isn't she in her teens? She already looks like an old, wrinkly lady. She seriously looks her moms age..

Are you sure that is not Linda Hogan?

#83=my point azzhole
they R both dogz///
do U need me to spell it out?
dickbrain...

she looks like an owl

It's too bad, ya know. Her face is soooo busted. I agree with poster 28. She just doesn't know how to take flattering pictures but, she didn't look attractive in any of the other stuff she's done either. She's got baby teeth, and a giant chin. She would have to get her chin de-masculinized and I think she could be hot...maybe...she's gotta fix her hair too. Maybe go brunette.

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I agree with #43. I'm glad someone is finally breaking the mold of the "ideal" Hollywood look. I think she looks great. I also watched Hogan Knows and agree that she seems sweet and can sing. She seems like family is very important to her. I like that.

Poor thing. All bleached and painted and glittered and still lookin' like a swiss tranny...she doesn't know what else to do with that face. Time for Daddy to find "someone nice and settle down".

Great rack

Her singing career has dried up because her stage performance was so predictable. The encore usually consisted of Brooke fighting to finish a song until the crowd gave her the will to do so, she would raise her finger just at the point of exhaustion and then hit the final note while performing a poorly executed leg drop.

why would she be ugly anymore?..she's in and out of the lime light ..so easy for her to get stuffdone ...

just like the new girl from atm ..she got a jaw fixed big time...the lastest picture got her in a bad angle and you can see a scar a little...

and like i hate when people so ...."oooh ....she looks so better because shes not with jt"...no ...she got her face done...more than the nose...broad was ugly in like every candid...

and so did that maggy lady (the one who wa feeding her kid the public with her boobies all out)...i'm totally nose job...i would always think ...damn she's kind of ugly, but now pretty decent...thanks to dr. rey and others lol.

googles these ladys like 5 year ago....there all a "ashlee simpon" because she got more than her nose done...chick was fugly...but now beautiul.

Did Hulk just give her the WWE smack down or something?!?

i really think she's actually kind of pretty from watching HOGAN KNOWS BEST. i think those are just really bad pics of her.

Someone needs to tell it's dress a couple sizes too small...and made for a woman!

i dont know but this hore looks damn hot n the 6 picture, i bang her all night long.

Ugga Wagga Wiggwam!

I think this girl is really ugly. Don't you think so Peter Pan? If I ran into her in Neverland, I would so be learning how to fly and fast.!

Does she and Ashlee Simpson have the same plastic surgeon? They look like twins!

i live in miami, seen her & been there and done that, and yes she is just as UN-attractive, and godzilla amazon like huge in person as she is in pics and on Hogan Knows Best. not hot at all. and to this hard up desperate guy below who will F anything-- below i copied and pasted you crap! FU douche bag, dont tell me and others who we would do and not do. I would F her only if i were drunk and had my beer googles on and she was the last chick in the bar and i was real horny. brooke hogan is a tranny beast. i know i have seen her up close too many x's.

"Im sorry to contradict you guys... but I would hit that until I get a sore wiener. And Im pretty all of you would do the same!'