Jun 25 2007Brooke Hogan embarrasses herself

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Brooke Hogan performed at the Kiss 95.1 radio show in Charlotte, North Carolina over the weekend looking like some sort of transsexual rodeo clown. How is her manager letting her show up to events like this? First of all she's a dude. And then there's the fact that she's a dude. And also she's a dude. So really, the only time she should ever be dressed like this is in private, standing in front of a mirror and crying.

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god what a dumb jew!

First

HEY! that is an insult to all the Trannies i have EVER seen!!

Hulk sings?...badly?

Eww.

oh yeah i got the first comment! be jealous! and wtf is that idiot wearing? i;m from the tampa area and she use to come in to the restaurant i worked at with her family- ill tell ya what she looks much manlier in person and she also said "she was gonna be bigger than britney spears" please...

Brooke even lip-synched her banter between songs....very sad!

You'd think the Hulkster could afford to get her some jeans a little less worn out.

anyone who thinks she looks like a DUDE ought to get thier eyes checked...then get a life.

is she still singing that one song///what about us??...or whatever. because i swear that song stopped playing on the radio months ago.

Those jeans!! MY EYES!!!

I thought I knew what trashing looked like... Those jeans... oh my god.

It doesn't help that she does the exact same lip shape when she's singing that Old Man Hulk does when he's 'hulking up'. Stuff of nightmares.

Um, question:
When have denim rectangular thigh cut-outs been sexy?
I mean come on, the least she could do was try a rhombus.

HAHA what the hell? Nice jeans.

Is this girl really only 19? She looks at least a decade older.

aw man that's just wrong! LOL! Poor Brookey!

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Those jeans are more like leftovers from a scene in the incredible hulk. They got it wrong by a generation or so... I can see her as a young'n going up to the (big green) hulk and saying " are you my daddy?"

If you think Brooke Hogan looks like a Dude, you haven't been in Hollywierd that long! Walk down the Sunset strip and you'll see gals who got beaten with an Uglystick!

She needs to stop trying so hard. I actually feel bad for her.

I'll be she shags like a minx.

ugg make it stop...

Despite being like 10 years younger than Britney Spears, she has managed to capture what Brit will likely look like sometime in Spring 2009, after of wave of extreme Botox abuse and a rousing crystal meth habit.

Does he actually think this looks good?

Yes, i said he.

Milf, not only do you make yourself look like an ass by saying first, but you werent first. Moron.

Cutout jeans as garter belt and stockings?

Funniest thing I've seen all week.

#6 she already is bigger than Britney. In fact i bet she could bench press Britney AND Christina AND Jessica.

Uh hey hillbilly ..they make chaps ...all colors and all kinds of material.

# you must bring home some very scary women...i mean men.

i wonder if she thinks "You got your Dad's legs!" is a compliment?

She's only 19? Is that in Water Buffalo years?

She has NO future! If her father was not a famous wrestler, she would be a waitress at Dairy Queen!

I don't think Dairy Queen has waitresses, dude.

I guess Hulk Hogan's children are trying to squander the family fortune as quickly as possible.

i'm not sure, are those suppose to be chaps?

and check out the camel toe in the last pic. ok maybe that's not REALLY a camel toe, but it's disguised as one!

and the hulk can't possible approve of this outfit.

Its like Britney Spears as a man...who turns into a transexual. And you can tell Brooke is thinking "I'm just as hot as Brit was; I look so much like her and just as good. And this is something she would wear; God I look hot." Good Lord thats some scary shit!! She's trying to be all sexy; it looks like she's about to take a dump in pic #9. I guess thats what happens when you grow up spoiled rich, surrounded by yes men. If she ever did have half a chance at fame (which I doubt),this sealed the deal that it won't happen. The pants ALONE sealed the deal. What an idiot.

beautiful camel toe in the last pic like i could make a sandwich with it

What an assclown!

wow for someone that has a fat back, she has no ass at all! ooooooohhhhhhh yeahhhhh brothaaaaa!

poor girl she actually can look pretty sometimes on the show but thanks to makeup teams. i never knew you could do that with jeans.lol she is starting to look more and more like her mother. YUCK!

What is really, really disturbing is if you look at the last picture, she has the daintiest little camel toe going. It's like seeing a linebacker with a papercut where his junk should be.

SHE LOOKS SOOO RiDiCULOUS OMGAH

O wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us, To see oursels as others see us -- Robert Burns

Her songs sound like somebody hit the record button before crashing a plate glass panel truck in to a chicken coop.

She is a singer and her brother is a race car driver.

Did you see the show where her brother pretended that he was a race car driver and kept crashing million dollar cars bout every twnety feet? Who knew so much non-talent could be in one family?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=z_Ib4R6t_Gs
anyone remember this? her first video.lol

People like this are why many teenagers think that self confidence can be really bad.

Are those supposed to be cowboy chaps or something??? OMG, Brookeback Mountain.

Okay. In the interest of saying something nice, she does rocket onto the very short list of guys I'd go gay for.

She always seemed like a nice enough girl on "hogan knows best" but she's not at all, even a little bit, sexy or talented. She should really stop trying, I don't want to make fun of her just because she wasn't born pretty, but she wasn't so she shouldn't try to be famous.

She should do and stick do doing porn only.

woof the girls a dog,someone please put this troll out of its misery because frankly im sick of looking at it, ugly talentless cunt! her dad's hotter then her

How to become famous in America:

Have a famous/semi-famous dad, bleach your hair and wear silly amounts of makeup, wear hidious, over the top, revealing clother that even Cher wouldn't wear cuz they're so ridiculous, act like a dumb porn ho (easiest part since it comes naturally). Voila! You're a famous no-talent America loves to hate.

YIKES!...truly frightening. Nice effing outfit.

YES, the girl has horrible taste in clothes or costumes. However, she is still a very pretty girl. NOT Fat or ugly, just needs to tone down the makeup and clothes.

one thing's for sure, she will go down in history as the child of a has-been who went down in a blaze of glory wearing hooker pants

What's even worse than those "jeans" is the fact that she is STILL wearing those clear hooker heels. Someone please buy the girl some new shoes!!!

Now, I'm not normally one to defend people in cut-out denim chaps, but she's not ugly; she's just a victim of a stylist whose dreams of making it in the porn industry have been derailed.

She is trying too hard to be something she isn't. If she had a more natural hair color, less make-up and regular jeans and tank top she would look like a regular cute girl. However, the clown make-up and wanna-be Christina clothes do NOT flatter her robust, mid-western figure.

K, this is obvious, so sorry if it's repeating what someone else has already said, though if it does, so what, it bears repeating:

How is "Brooke Hogan embarrasses herself" news? News would be: "Brooke Hogan doesn't look like a tranny" or "Brooke Hogan enrolls in college so she can get a real job someday" or something similar.

Oh, honey nooo!

This is the THIRD time I've seen a pic of her in those things.

I think I'm going to get a pair of scissors and cut my jeans into a pair of chaps. That's so incredibly attractive.

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Aren't those the new dVb jeans that some English soccer player's wife just started selling at Barney's in New York.

hey BERN- i can't understand your titties directions...

p.s. all the people who are against illegals moving in, but still vote for bush are retarded. who do you think is trying to privatize everything so that only part of america gets to live the american dream, while the rest of it winds up being an illiterate shitshow like china or mexico

we told you he's making a "golden parachute" 8 years ago. stupid xenophobic mexihicks

She's bringing back the "mid-80's streetwalker tunred vigilante" look. Johnny Glitter would be proud.

Let's get this right now. She's not a dude, and she not a trans-sexual.

I do believe that she's a full blown (so to speak) nut severed, dick guilotinned, fake tits bolted on, plastic vibrating vagina wearing, transgendered american.

And her singing sucks too.

haha #63... very funny

Is this outfit a joke!!! This is worse than a Britney outfit. Ok maybe not worse but its close.

I'm with you 14, she looks like Tammy Fae Baker!

Her mentor must be Lita Ford

Imagine this girl doing a lapdance in front of you.*shudder*.When you're having your cellphone within reach to call 112 there's no need for panic then.

How is this, erh, girl only nineteen years old? It must be something in the water.

Wow, Hulk is looking really good.

I would totally hit this chick. Not hit like punch - hit like fuck. If I did that, she'd probably hit me back - and then her father would hit me too, and that one I might not get up from. But, apart from her wardrobe and make-up, I don't find her unattractive at all, and if given the chance, I would make vigorous and possibly deadly love to her. Here's hoping she does something stupid like make a video for ifeelmyself.com. I could use some new and unusual whacking material.

Something tells me that she has had smooth,cylindrical objects like the microphone close to or in her mouth before!

She looks like a chubby Cameron Diaz!!

This is just really sad. I agree with #55, she could do better with some styling help. I was just shocked to hear that she is only 19!!!!! Oh honey, you need help.

#39 - well put. Nothing more need be said.

#44 - Brookeback Mountin'

#68 - except that Lita Ford could suck the chrome off of your bumper hitch and THEN go & do an hour set without looking like a man.

Hulk ought to track down Brooke's stylist and go wild on them. Put a boot to the face, followed by a big leg drop.

She's got the body of a Wrestler!!
Lose the mic and those thrift store 1980's clothes, the tranny makeup and go to the RING girl!!!!
You could throw those men around like they were rag dolls!!!!


(yuck)

HOOKERMANIA IS RUNNIN' WILD!!!

She looks like a fucking moron. This outfit wouldn't even be acceptible if she were young-looking and small, which she is NOT.

#55 and #75 - have you ever seen her Mom, Linda? Same thing. Beyond-bleached out hair, beyond-fake fake breasts, George Hamilton tan, and TONS of makeup. They're both trying to be something they apparently are not and are both reliant on the Hulkster for any "fame and fortune" they may get in their life. Sad, but "fruit don't fall far from the tree" on this one.

When i look at her, i can't take ''samantha fox'' out of my mind. Damn 80s...

She's too fat and ugly to try to imitate Christina Aguilera. Plus, her ass is disgusting.

if she didn't wear that much make-up, she would look half-decent! this get-up isn't appealing at all! I think that she needs to stop with the make-up, pretty soon she's going to look like her mom, and that's sad!

she is a thick girl, She's not fat, I think that she is to much for the skinny white boys to handle!

her and mommiebrittneydearezt
look like zizterz, ok brooke
lookz a little better, either
way...they are old.

#78 - I laughed out loud. Unfortunately I'm in work, and they now know I'm taking a "mental break..."

"Hooker-Mania..." Classic.

She's the exact opposite of Kate Beckinsale: everything is great except the teeth.

no one even commented about the camelback evident in the last pic...wait, was I the ONLY one who made it to the last pic...I am sick..

OMG... It's Britney Spears... and she's on the juice!!!!!

I am a sick dork...cameltoes...

what, you mean by having a singing career? a few months ago, howard stern had her on. what dreck!!

WHY do celebs kids always think they can be performers, this is just so embarrassing for her, why doesn't someone tell her "No, stop please NOW"

isn't simply being Brooke Hogan embarassment enough?

Hmmmm...I'm not dressed slutty enough to get attention, quick someone hand me some scissors before we park the limo...

whata manish dumbass.

She's in descent shape...she is just HUGE

Ah.... Way to relive those 80s Brooke...
Next to come... Yellow head band....

I saw her a few years ago at a state fair. She's actually not that bad looking, when she doesn't spackle on the makeup.

Best part of the whole night - the Hulkster himself was there! He watched her set from the side of the stage. Even he looked bored. Kinda sad, really...

Look at pic #6. Her fly is down. Lol!

"what ya gonna do brotha, when brooke hogan poos all over you????"

(its what shes saying in the reverse squat picture)

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SHES GOT FOUR CAMELTOES
SHES GOT FOUR CAMELTOES
SHES GOT FOUR CAMELTOES

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#60 You are God!

She'll be rockin' the skullet someday just like daddy.

Such a bad look. Wouldn't even be hot if she was hot.

I'd do her.

Imagine how funny it'd be if the button accidentally came undone.

did she cut those herself?!?!?!?!?!

i've got one thing to say.

i know where i'm going for my next wardrobe makeover.

ok...i read this site at least 90 times a day and never have commented on anything. but oh my fucking god. seriously, i cant believe you didnt say more about this outfit. like...i cant believe she wasn't sniped from someone standing in the audience. i mean, what the fuck. i seriously have a new found hate for this man in the pieces of cloth.

WTF. JUST WTF. WTF. JUST WTF. WTF. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WWWWWWHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTT TTTTTHHHHHEEEEE FFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK????

Someone owes hogan a favor.
This bitch needs to be wearing shit like that like I need a hole in my head.

"Brother, that's fugly!"

Brazilian Tranny Hookers are the BEST!

Dude...dude looks like a lady.

Geez. She is a total heifer. Looks like she must be at least 150 pounds or something, and it's all condensed fat. Weird. Anyway, her face scares me and her outfit is retarded. GET OFF THE STAGE RETARD.

Oh jeez. She looks even more atrocious without make-up and anyone who disagrees with this obviously loves women with man faces.

Bless her heart. She's only dude-like because her stylist keeps trying to dress her like an anorexic whore. If she found someone who would take into account her large bone structure and musculature and dress her accordingly, she wouldn't look this bad.

Her parents act so overprotective of her. Why don't they prevent crap like this from happening to her.

That isn't a camel toe, that's a moose knuckle.

She's cute, but this isn't her thing....she's is completely and totally not Hollywood. The revealing clothes only work well for girls that are comfortable with it - and she seems really nervous and uncomfortable in those pics.

Oh, and there's nothing wrong with a girl looking a little older than she is, especially when she's young.

She's just more mature. She would be better off as a business-woman. With those intense eyes, she could accomplish a lot.

Lay off my daughter brother!!

HOLY CRAP #113, I almost peed myself just reading your comment. Poor, poor Brooke. I don't understand who is telling her this is "hot" or even acceptable. Are we sure she wasn't at the Gay Pride celebration?? Just checking.

#99, GOD WOULD LOVE TO THANK YOU IN AN UNGODLY FASHION

you know damn well that I would fuck her and it doesn't even bother me that she looks like her dad, yea, I like guys too.

she's just 19 folks..... hope she listens to advice. tone it down babe- wear some age appropriate clothes. think hayden panetierre

what the hell is she wearing?

im confused!is she male or female???

but i spose the point is she looks bad in either gender.

118
techclerk, your mouth was butter and you
have a tight little ass. See you later, honeychild.

I want techclerk inside of me.

Looks like shes following Britney Spears fashion sense...altho unlike Britney she might actually look better with a shaved head.

THE BITCH IZ FREE!
......FUCK.........!

yea, little info for the late
zleeperz::
Pariz waz releazed at 6:00a.m.
Eastern time,,she walked out
smiling and waving az zhe waz on
the katwalk az zhe ran into her
mommyz armz...probabtion...now!

Bad color, bad outfit, hahaha..."MY EYES!!!"
Brooke looks confident in her skin.

Mislabeled picture. That's actually Hulk Hogan wearing a long blonde wig.

She is really a sweet girl and is trying so hard to please her father and everyone, but obviously Hollywood is not her thing, she would be better off in a smart career and leading a quiet life.

that chic is gorgeoussss,,,the body?, not nicole skinny, no fat! and a face pretty enough to give a glaze donut too,,,sorry Hulk!!!

"What you gonna do daddy, when the brookester runs wild on you!"

she so fucken ugly the only reason why she sings iz cauze her ugly azz dad iz some what famous whatever

she so fucken ugly the only reason why she sings iz cauze her ugly azz dad iz some what famous whatever

If she's a dude does that make me a fag for wanting to bone her?

Thanks

I want to fuck her anytime...

I find her hot.

what da fuck is she wearing!!!

Gah! The sad thing is, her brother is even more horribly deformed than she is...

lololol nice jeans

you'd think with all their money she would have a personal trainer. also, why is she even trying to have a career? her father is ridiculously rich.

She looks like the love child of her father, Hulk, and Mimi.

No talent ho.

She could be pretty if she lost some weight and didn't look like a prostitute.

Great cameltoe

eww wtf.. put some actual pants on

Eso es un hombreeeee!!!!!!!

She-Man, She-Man - By the power of Greyskull. It's She -Man!!!!

She needs to keep her mom away before a show. she looks like they loaded up the makeup shotgun and open fire on her face. thats how her mom puts it on. 3 or 4 blasts and then its on to the paint roller...

And when hulk puts on a feather boa he looks more sexy than his daughter. I wonder if she gets jelous sometimes?

I think Brooke's got a great body. I like how she's built.

The weird jeans cut out and fishnet stockings combination was just a really bad choice. She should have either worn shorts, jeans, or a skirt.

Fishnet stockings tend to make alot of women look trampy.

Barf!

Those do-it-yourself chaps are breaking my eyes!

Why god why?!

brooke honey,
ive always been rooting for you,
but whats with the jeans???

go back to glam, it suits you better.
xoxoxo

brooke honey your music is great keep up the good work for your fans xxx

Don't make fun of her, she's obviously inbred and can't help it.


It looks like she's about to take this huge shit in the ninth picture, somebody better put a bucket under her.

Also, her make up? Absolutely horrible.

Came in my pants

UGGH... just what we need, another repulsive talentless wannabe hollywood hooker. She's disgusting.

to came in my pants...thaks to these pics of her, i will never be able to get a hard on or cum again. chick is ugly.
PS i bet black dudes like her, they always take out big fat homely ugly bleached leftovers no self-respecting white man would want.

I have meet her in person before, she posed for pics with me and my 3 frinds, adn she waz very nice, really sweet. But ya, she is really big, not just tall, i mean BIG, and honestly not very pretty, with or without makeup. Not being mean, just telling the truth. but atleast she was not a bitch like paris.

Titz up Tara! I love you!! Where has my drinkin buddy gone to?? AWE Tara one for old times???

oh my god!!!!!!! wtf is brooke thinking??? pleaseeee!! someone stop her!!! oh and brooke has nothing to worry about her 'career'...she's nowhere near britney, at least britney made a name for herself in music...this girl, i don't knowww!!!

those jeans are ridiculous. yould think shed have money to actually wear something decent instead of those diy cowboy chaps

every1 who wrote bad comments are just jealous and i mean JEALOUS brooke probaly looks well better than most of the people on here an a least she is able to go on stage and sing most of you all probaly will amount to NOTHING LOSERS LEAVE BROOKE ALONE

every1 who wrote bad comments are just jealous and i mean JEALOUS brooke probaly looks well better than most of the people on here an a least she is able to go on stage and sing most of you all probaly will amount to NOTHING LOSERS LEAVE BROOKE ALONE

All of you goobers who are dogging on Brooke Hogan must be smoking too much crack. She is a babe and some of you are obviuosly jealous. Eat your heart out Jealous Beeyotches. Next you will be trying to tell me that Jessica Alba is ugly too. Pulease. Get a frickin' life.

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