Jun 28 2007Brittany Murphy might be insane
A source who used to work for Brittany Murphy says Brittany is convinced "a high-powered Hollywood player" is stalking her. Back in April, her then-boyfriend Simon Monjack disappeared for 10 days and Brittany claimed he had been kidnapped by agents of her stalker. However, the kidnapping exactly coincides with the dates that Monjack, a British citizen, was reportedly jailed by U.S. immigration for overstaying his visa.
"When he came back, he had head injuries," says the former insider. "He was pale and sometimes had trouble standing." Not only that, but the former staffer also claims Murphy said she was unable to pay him because the money had been used for ransom ... Monjack, a screenwriter, is not short of enemies. Several anonymous sources have posted unflattering stories on the Internet about his past relationships. On June 13, a man identifying himself as Arturo Globenfeldt posted a message on Monjack's Imdb.com page claiming he owes him $16 million in film investment money.
So the guy gets kicked out of the country for 10 days and then tells Brittany Murphy he was kidnapped and she believes him. Wow. You could probably get her to believe the moon was made out of cheese if you wanted to. You wouldn't even have to really try, you could just mention it offhandedly and she'd be like, "Reeeeaaaally?!"
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Reader Comments
1. DumbAsAHilton - June 28, 2007 12:58 PM
I think britney should...awww fuck it...
FIRST!
2. OkieHeather - June 28, 2007 1:03 PM
wait...the moon ISN'T made of cheese?
damnit.
3. James - June 28, 2007 1:03 PM
sick.
4. jrzmommy - June 28, 2007 1:07 PM
"He was pale and sometimes had trouble standing."
That's the normal effect of 10 days of 'shrooms and Johnnie Walker in Vegas.
Dude. Was. Fucked. Up.
5. djthecat - June 28, 2007 1:07 PM
she would have to be crazy to marry that guy in the first place. 70s porn music goes through my head everytime i look at him. i think he wears leisure suits. and tons of gold rings and chains. yeah, cheap 70s porn all the way. break out the betamax.
6. hotyute - June 28, 2007 1:12 PM
and the news would be what, that she is insane? ugh...gonna go wash my cat
7. Jimbo - June 28, 2007 1:13 PM
Who is this Bitch?
8. djthecat - June 28, 2007 1:17 PM
you know who she is jimbo... she had sex with eminem in 8 mile. and she was ugly in clueless. that's all i got.
9. maeby - June 28, 2007 1:18 PM
What I want to know is how you get mixed up with characters like this.. I mean whats next, Bank robbers? Dr. Evil?
This girl has some serious issues with men.
10. Bern - June 28, 2007 1:22 PM
She's been Donkeypunched one too many times ...
11. JennaJamesonIsASkank - June 28, 2007 1:23 PM
US magazine jsut had a huge article on that guy. He is a con artist who has bilked lots of people out of production cash, wanted for credit card fraud in Alabama, and leads her on a leash....
Dumb
Whore
12. Jimbo - June 28, 2007 1:24 PM
@8 DJ - did she look better naked? I missed that classic piece of work. I barely remember clueless
13. djthecat - June 28, 2007 1:28 PM
oh no, there was no naked that i recall. just some hot up-against-the-machinery factory lovin'. some classy hitch up the skirt action.
14. jrzmommy - June 28, 2007 1:29 PM
She was also the chick that kills herself in Girl Interrupted.
15. Jules - June 28, 2007 1:30 PM
Dude shes Ashton Ex lol...from before he married Demi..you know his trial girl.they were in that "just married" movie together.. poor brittany Murphy.. the crazniess is coming to get her.
16. Victor - June 28, 2007 1:31 PM
Jimbo, you can't remember shit, because you have your head so far up FRIST's ass, the shit is entering your ears and disrupting your mind set.
17. Jimbo - June 28, 2007 1:33 PM
Fuck you Victor to stupid cunt
18. Victor - June 28, 2007 1:36 PM
Jimbo did that one hurt? And you really need to make sense of your sentences. "Fuck you Victor to stupid cunt." No sense at all, except for the "Fuck you Vicotor" which implies you are fuckin gay and want to fuck me. But guess what, NO THANKS.
19. Jimbo - June 28, 2007 1:41 PM
Victor - go crawl back under your bosses desk and give him that best blow job he has had all week and maybe you will get that raise you were wanting.
20. Victor - June 28, 2007 1:46 PM
Jimbo, don't get all ass hurt. I will talk with FRIST, and ask her to please stop fisting your asshole or to slow down with the dildo, or what the fuck you guys do.
21. djthecat - June 28, 2007 1:49 PM
victor, simmer down.
22. djthecat - June 28, 2007 1:50 PM
oh yeah, jrzmommy, i forgot about that. she was doin' her daddy in that one.
23. Jimbo - June 28, 2007 1:51 PM
Victor - Did you read that off the bathroom wall? You are just so funny. I don't know where you come up with this stuff. You should go pro dumb fuck
24. Victor - June 28, 2007 1:53 PM
I'm sorry Jimbo, I didn't mean to make anybody cry today. Please forgive me.
25. lambman - June 28, 2007 1:56 PM
This is pretty sad, I always liked her. She's awesome as Luanne on King of the Hill and she was good in Sin City and The Dead Girl
26. rickyfrom jamaica - June 28, 2007 2:04 PM
Jimbo and victor want to fuck each other
27. eaglepupil - June 28, 2007 2:08 PM
She might be insane...or my Grandma! Where did she get that hideous sweater,chain strap purse, and beret? It is all wrong. It's like she violated the time space continuim of fashion!
Brittany please consult my dog, Earl Grey,on dressing tips before you leave the house next time!
28. FIRE CANABIS - June 28, 2007 2:43 PM
Come-on...are you telling me that you didn't know that she was crazy? GAWWD, she didn't play those two roles in those movies for nothing....great! (DON'T SAY A WORD, AND GIRL INTERUPTED)
29. rosie's mustach - June 28, 2007 3:01 PM
Well it looks like ASSton Kutcher's first punk'd victim was himself back when he dated this looney toones biatch.
Poor dumb gullible girlie she should befriend Katie Holmes they have shitloads in common.
30. linzers - June 28, 2007 3:01 PM
awww! she is so cute!! i love her! i especially liked when her and eminem got it on. it made me want to move to detroit and go skanking around the ford plants looking for some booty love. if my life could only be that romantic. i love brittany murphy she is the cutest thing ever!
31. jrzmommy - June 28, 2007 3:03 PM
Oh yeah.....she's that I'll never tell-elll creepy chick.
32. linzers - June 28, 2007 3:06 PM
she's not creepy at all!! take it back!!!!!
33. ren - June 28, 2007 3:07 PM
you all need lives. who ever wrote that article saying she is stupid and would believe anything. well your a pathetic. if she sooo stupid why are you writing about her. you just hate yourself so does anyone else wwhos commenting on her love life. "sh must have meen donkey punched" thats what someone said! WHAT A LOSER if you dont like her dont read and talk bout her!! get A LIFE
34. linzers - June 28, 2007 3:09 PM
ren - amen sista...not really
35. Italian Stallion - June 28, 2007 3:38 PM
What does this have to do with the price of bananas in Australia right now?
36. ch474 - June 28, 2007 3:50 PM
Me (to self) ... gullible and crazy eh?
Me (to Brittany) ... If we don't have hot nasty sex right now I'll go blind
Brittany ... well, OK
(30 minutes later)
Me (to Brittany) ... If we don't do anal, it'll fall off.
Brittany ....hmmmmhmm (there's something in her mouth)
37. Ruby - June 28, 2007 4:04 PM
Ren, go find Stimpy. Hypocritical muthafucka.
38. LeeLee - June 28, 2007 4:22 PM
30: im so with you. Shes adorable!
39. krazihottkelli - June 28, 2007 4:45 PM
damn, zhe lookz az
bad az that guy
Jimbo waz with at
the bitch.....
40. Spindoc - June 28, 2007 5:31 PM
#33 Ren...you wrote
"if she sooo stupid why are you writing about her."
Um, Because it's fun to mock the stupid people, didn't you ever see the show "Life Goes On"?
41. non - June 28, 2007 5:36 PM
"reportedly jailed by U.S. immigration..."
does not mean
"kicked out of the country..."
42. Polska Piezda - June 28, 2007 5:55 PM
How refreshing!
Take Victor's bad engrish (we know you is be are ESL)--
Mix with krazihobagkunti's -winners-
A dash of Jessica's Fresh Feeders--
forms a delicious cocktail of Lame.
Is KHK's links no longer active?LOLZ OMGabortion.
43. Chauncey Gardner - June 28, 2007 6:18 PM
Brittany Murphy is definitely an unlikely sex symbol. The funny thing is, she isn't the least bit attractive. In fact, she's downright inbred-looking - like, worse than what you would find in a trailer park in Bithlo, FL.
But, she has that whole batshit insanity thing going for her. She probably goes down and men and women alike with a frenetic gusto rivalling that of only Anne Heche. Everybody knows, psychos work harder.
That said, she gives me the fucking freeps.
44. p0nk - June 28, 2007 8:20 PM
just wait to see if mr. monjack ends up giving birth to some alien life form that looks like Suri Cruise before calling him a liar. crazier things have happened.
45. krazihottkelli - June 28, 2007 11:42 PM
#42=hey pollock zauzage fuckface:
I zee you like big polizh dickbrainz..
therez one on Long Izland waiting
for your big fatt pollock azz, bitch.
46. miss oblivious - June 29, 2007 1:40 AM
she's a terrific actress, but I always did think she was a bit loopy and not always completly acting in her roles. she certainly seems loaded up on coke, or something or other, most of the time. And Ashton sure has strange taste in women.
47. miss oblivious - June 29, 2007 1:45 AM
Oh, and obviously from the looks of the movie clueless to current movies now, she has had a boatload of cosmetic surgery and is anorexic/bulemic or something along those lines. Still love her acting though.
48. frenchie - June 29, 2007 3:00 AM
W-T-F!
49. Suburban Socialite - June 29, 2007 8:35 PM
She may crazy? You are being way too generous here.
50. ZsaZsa - July 1, 2007 6:48 PM
She is a cute little girl. She needs to make more movies. She got to kiss that cute guy,
Marshall Mathers in that movie(8 Mile), lucky girl. They should make the second movie to that with her in it.
51. bmjv77 - July 1, 2007 8:37 PM
She's probably great in bed because crazy chicks do all sorts of weird shit.
52. •◘○♠♠♥♥☻♣◘☻♪♪♪→ - July 1, 2007 11:23 PM
I'll bet zhe iz crazy az hell..
wonder if zhez "bi"♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠
53. phillipus - July 9, 2007 7:57 AM
NOT MIGHT BE BUT DEFINATELY IS INSANE / CRAZY...
First of all she is insane because -if that is true which I doubt - she married that piece of shit... this untaltented and crap man... all the posts concernig him cannot be fake... THIS MAN IS A CON ARTIST... A SCAMBAG...!! HE IS ALSO UNTALENTED...!! NONE OF HIS PREVIOUS MOVIES IS GOOD... NO GOOD SCENARIO.... NO GOOD DIRECTION... NOTHING...
She is also insane because - if that is true which I doubt- she paid ransom for this scam.... This story is complletely fake... who whould you believe... ? her story or the story of the U.S Immigration office that pusuits this scam to deport him....?
BESIDES... She will have to be with her husband in the court for the upcoming trial...
CONGRATULATIONS BRITTANY FOR THE GRAT CHOICE YOU HAVE MADE
WHAT A HAPPILY MARRIAGE YOU ARE FACING...!!
YOU NEED HELP A.S.A.P. ...!!!
YOU NEED ALSO TO LEAVE THIS SHIT A.S.A.P....!!
54. kaya - July 20, 2007 11:29 AM
She used to date Eminem...I liked her then, when she was this giggly, fun, sweet blonde girl..Then she hooked up with Ashton Kutcher but it didnt work...Then some old guy - her music manager..She got engaged and wanted to marry him but he broke up with her...Then some cute italian toy-boy..Not very intelligent or interesting i guess..But veery handsome...They got engaged too, but after 2 years they broke up....And now THIS. Its the worst man shes ever had and she got married in like 4 months after they met!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thas fucking laughable....Hes ugly, fat, stupid jew....damn....how low you can go
55. mensa - June 22, 2008 4:38 PM
i agree with kaya regarding the fat and ugly part...and he does look pretty slow...but knocking him b/c he's a Jew? that's pretty low.
56. STILLNOTASHEEP - June 24, 2008 1:01 AM
ren = *one of the Brazillian PRIMATES who* trolled me for years over @ the numerous brittany murphy forums on the Net. Oh ya... a YEAR SINCE *this article* was published and still NO ONE GET'S *it* - Britt WAS BLACKMAILED INTO "marrying" *SKUM-JACK*; *that "celebu-'TARD SKUM* has a security videotape of Her *doing drugs* and *doing guys* (see site URL). Consequently, *he* FORCED Her to "marry" *him* and to have Her pay off *his* NUMEROUS DEBT$ and *his* LEGAL WOES "Em" order to keep *that tape* from being "released" to the public. She's BEING BLACKMAILED. GET OVER *it*. GET Her a DIVORCE. GET Her IN REHAB and "Em"PRISON *that BLACKMAILING SKUM-JACK-a$$ KREEP* STAT.
... BAAAAAAAAAA...