Jun 4 2007Britney Spears wears thong bikinis
Britney Spears was spotted on a beach in Mexico showing off her figure in a thong bikini. And wow is it flattering. Assuming, of course, that flattering now means exactly the opposite of what it used to mean. How is she looking in a mirror and going, "Yeah, yeah, this is real good. This would look great in a thong." What should be happening is she should be looking in a mirror, then crying, then putting on a trash bag to wear as she drives to the beach sobbing.

Reader Comments
1. omelette ze roar - June 4, 2007 11:49 AM
I've seen much worse, actually. ://
2. elisa - June 4, 2007 11:49 AM
gross!
3. imran karim - June 4, 2007 11:49 AM
whoo lipo is working
imran karim
4. AmandaEqualsWhat - June 4, 2007 11:50 AM
Well, OK. I wasn't planning to eat today anyway. Thanks.
5. Fifth Stooge - June 4, 2007 11:51 AM
Yep, that's an ass.
6. Whammer Jammer - June 4, 2007 11:52 AM
She doesn't have the body to pull this off any longer. 4 or 5 years ago, maybe, but not now.......
7. me - June 4, 2007 11:52 AM
i dont care what u all say. she looks sooo much better
8. AmandaEqualsWhat - June 4, 2007 11:52 AM
Hello, her butt is a rectangle.
9. Alyssa - June 4, 2007 11:54 AM
Not bad, not bad... give her a little more time and she'll be at about 70-80% of her former self.
Actually, if she can get back in shape, probably any girl could...
10. shanipie - June 4, 2007 11:57 AM
Everytime I see her I try to figure out...what is she doing wrong? She's working out right? so why is she such a weird shape.
Can she say...MANYLY!
Well, I figured it out. She's working her ass off...but still eating fried chicken.
LOSE 20lbs fat ass!
11. Judy Greer - June 4, 2007 12:04 PM
She looks pretty dam good for having 2 kids.
Still waiting for your mother to have a retroactive abortion on you asshole!
12. Spindoc - June 4, 2007 12:05 PM
AFter Lipo her boddy is kinda fucked up so it won't respond to her working out the same way.
Why is it so hard for some women to realize that they aren't 16 years old anymore? Buy some different clothes Britt. And here's a suggestion, you aren't a pig rolling in the mud out on a hog farm in Iowa, so stop wearing clothes that make you look like you are. Seriously, there are uglier girls with worse boddies that look ten times hotter than her because they know how to dress.
13. Mick - June 4, 2007 12:10 PM
Ew. She is SO fat. It looks like hulk hogan in a thong.
14. NicotineEyePatch - June 4, 2007 12:11 PM
All she has to do is wear as little as possible and she still manages to fuck it up.
15. Angry Ferret Jones - June 4, 2007 12:13 PM
I feel bad for the thong. Poor little guy.
16. maxxjedi - June 4, 2007 12:13 PM
I'd hit it
17. DahliaRose - June 4, 2007 12:13 PM
What happened to her boobs. She is flat chested now. Better call Macco.
18. Nina - June 4, 2007 12:14 PM
Y'all make me sick. You guys hate so much. 20lbs?!?!?!?!?!?! Are you a fucking anorexic wannabe?!?!
Britney looks great. Upload a picture of yourself (no not some hot chick off the internet) and see how you compare.
19. gi - June 4, 2007 12:15 PM
im all for bashing brit but her body rocks! Give her a break!
20. Brock Landers - June 4, 2007 12:16 PM
Ehhh, I still think we're not up to bikinis yet Britney. Tone it down a bit. You're at about 60% right now. I'd say once you hit 80% of where you used to be, topless is the way to go.
21. Sho'Nuff - June 4, 2007 12:17 PM
The people that keep telling her "you look great," should be drawn and quartered. Off with their heads I say!
Someone please get Britney a competant manager, a cassette of Abs of Steel and Buns of Steel, wait five months and then retake the shot so I can actually get it hard for her again.
ma+sb = NH
where ma = man ass, sb = saggy boobs and NH = Not Hot!
I think I just came out of left field with that one.
22. Booey - June 4, 2007 12:17 PM
I think she looks great. At least good enough for me. I think it looks odd because the waistband of the thong is slung around the middle of her ass instead of at her waist.
23. havoc - June 4, 2007 12:20 PM
Compared to most of the skanks I saw in swimsuits over Memorial Weekend...that's not so bad.
I've seen worse.....
24. shanipie - June 4, 2007 12:20 PM
Greer...I hope your not refering to me.
I just had a baby 3 months ago and I look better than she does...sept I got some stretch marks that haven't faded yet, but still better than her. Also I dont dress like a fucking slut when I know I still have 10 lbs to lose. She's just a stupid bumpkin.
Also please don't blame being fat on having kids. That makes it okay for every woman to let herself go. Thats when it starts.
i was just talking to my husband about this th other day and we figured something out. Ya know when you see a couple and the guy looks pretty good but the girl looks like absolute shit. And its confusing cuz usually its a cute girl with a kinda ugly man right?
Well we figured out that the girl was proly a chick that without anything wasn't much to look at, but she atleast tried hard to make herself look cute. Then she had a kid and stopped caring about what she ate or exercising. Then her hair went. Then she figured why put on cute clothes and make up. There you have it, thats what happened.
Well LADIES ITS NOT OKAY. So u fucked up your body, so what. Get it back. Take control and get ur ass into the gym and eat 1200 cals a day till u lose it. Then if ur boobs got messed up get them fixed.
its not that hard if you fucking cared to do it jeez.
25. shanipie - June 4, 2007 12:23 PM
Oh and I take it back about the 20lbs...make just 10. But I say she hasnt lost enough until her fucking chin/neck fat is gone...omg that looks hella bad
26. Judy Greer - June 4, 2007 12:29 PM
shanipie,
I was talking to the owner of this stupid hate filled website...
You are WAY to concerned about how other people look.
I feel sorry for your kid who will have to live up to your unrealistic expections.
JUST WAIT 'til you are 40 and reread your stupic comments from today.
I'm not coming back to this haven of jerks and assholes... so blow your hot air out your stretch marked ass!
27. Gogu Kaizer - June 4, 2007 12:29 PM
Oh noes, teh horror! I'd rather watch cows in putrefaction than be a witness of this abomination.
28. Dirty Sanchez - June 4, 2007 12:30 PM
That's disgusting.
29. lawpunk - June 4, 2007 12:33 PM
Looks like her thing is scared of hte places it might have to go and is running the hell away from the hole of despair.
30. The Superfish guy is on coke - June 4, 2007 12:34 PM
Living up to the stereotype of white women with flat asses. She's overweight and STILL has a flat ass. That's pathetic.
Squats and lunges sweetheart.
31. gina - June 4, 2007 12:37 PM
MY EYES! aaaaaaah!!
http://www.innerdrama.com
32. Paladin - June 4, 2007 12:41 PM
Isn't that the same bikini we've seen peaking out from her "clothes" from all the recent pics of her on this site? What the hell, has that thing been grafted to her body or something? Does she even wash it? Gross.
33. NicotineEyePatch - June 4, 2007 12:46 PM
"Haven of Jerks and Assholes"
Finally, a name for this page that might keep out the pseudo-feminists.
34. Angry Ferret Jones - June 4, 2007 12:48 PM
#20 - Brock, are you in the (602)? I saw your article on the Scottsdale Girls site.
35. Bern - June 4, 2007 12:48 PM
When was the funeral for her 1999 ass? I wuold have liked to have been there ...
36. JigglyPop - June 4, 2007 12:49 PM
How come she didn't (un)dress like this when she actually had something we wanted to see, ya know, like before the kids, before Gay-Fed, like when she was 18, 19, 20…
37. shanipie - June 4, 2007 12:49 PM
Greer,
if you read this...
WY THE FUCK R U HERE ANYWAYS? Duh its a hate filled site. What do u want, us to all go, oh wow these people are trying hard and thats all that matters...NO
They make money of impressing us, so chop chop start fucking impressing...Um, I'm not impressed yet what the hell?!
Oh and when i'm 40 I'm sure I'll have gotten some work done by then.
Did I mention I have a shit load of health problems that make it very hard for me to get active? AND I still have managed to lose all my baby fat, just gotta shape it up now,. And thats in 3 months. the fact that this cow has taken almost a year to do this much and has an endless amount of money to pay for a chef and a trainer DOES NOT IMPRESS ME. not one fucking bit.
i'm not saying everyone has to look good, but when u dress like she does, u fucking better.
38. Miserable Bastard - June 4, 2007 12:50 PM
"I did not trouble myself with the odd inches; nor, indeed, should inches at all enter into a congenial admeasurement of the whale."
Call me Ishmael.
39. sweetnsnooty - June 4, 2007 12:51 PM
not bad, what's there to hate on, girl's having fun at the beach
40. ThatIsGay - June 4, 2007 12:55 PM
No wonder!
She turned Kevin into a fag with her rotting cunt and cottage cheese ass.
Kevin is way fuckin hotter than her anyway. Hes sexy in that no condom, back alley sort of way.
41. Poroleishon - June 4, 2007 12:57 PM
She´s got the body of a man now. Guess you can´t get away having 2 babies and porking out everyday.
Still... her body doesn´t look that bad when you compare it to the crappy hair extensions she´s wearing, they look ridiculous and dirty.
42. cunnybrook - June 4, 2007 12:59 PM
@35 BERN THE TITS ON YOUR SITE TODAY ARE MASSIVE. AMAZING!
43. schack - June 4, 2007 1:03 PM
well, she may have the body of a man, poroleishon, but you have the face of an ass
44. Poroleishon - June 4, 2007 1:04 PM
Really shack you think? nah I don´t think so. What are you a Britney fan now? loser!
45. jtditto - June 4, 2007 1:07 PM
i agree with the first post. It's not too bad. Coupe weeks of low carbs and I'd hit it.
46. tmac - June 4, 2007 1:08 PM
she's got the ass of a 50 year old man
47. shanipie - June 4, 2007 1:08 PM
hahahahahahahaha schack...that was mean, but very funny. I love you
48. sandy - June 4, 2007 1:13 PM
Britney, honey, please get some good clothes. Seriously, you could look so good if you had the right clothes! It's all about fit and style AND class. Self respect. even if that suit was a solid dark color with cute, flattering boy short-type bottoms and a bra-type top and you just wore your sort hair-do dark, you would look soooo much better.
Shoulda just rocked a cute shaggy short 'do while growing it out rather than the beat up extensions that will furter ruin the new hair! DAMN, I wanna be her stylist, but I would get pissed off at her every day!
Imagine how many people she frustrates with her bad style??
49. schack - June 4, 2007 1:15 PM
thanks shanipie- i love you too
50. schack - June 4, 2007 1:15 PM
i don't mean it, poroleishon- please don't feel down- you are very pretty and unique.
51. Hugh Jackman - June 4, 2007 1:20 PM
If you're attracted to prepubescent boys this butt must be horrible to look at.
52. HoboChic - June 4, 2007 1:21 PM
Wow. That's a lot of cavorting.
53. Poroleishon - June 4, 2007 1:25 PM
Here´s for your adoration. Britney´s ass. Celullite, crappy extensions and all.
Enjoy!
http://perezhilton.com/topics/britney_spears/nappy_headed_ho_20070604.php
54. shanipie - June 4, 2007 1:27 PM
Sandy,
OMG seriously. There can't be a stylist, even a blind stylist, with this horrible taste. She just refuses to get one cuz they all would want her tp tone it down. And for some reason she thinks that anyone telling her what to do is 100% wrong. She's such a stupid fucking CHILD. She has totally cut of contacts with the only people that made her career good in the first place. I mean thnk about it, her mom and her old manager...they obviously did a good job cuz she was raking in the doe and tons of fans. now they arent around and look whats happened. She is in so much denile its sooo pathetic. I wanna spit on her.
55. veggi - June 4, 2007 1:34 PM
I'm glad she finally bought a friend...
56. Hayleee - June 4, 2007 1:38 PM
She really doesnt have the ass to carry of a thong... cmon!!
57. titsonsnack - June 4, 2007 1:41 PM
What the fuck is up with the advertisement for the Missing Husband on the right? I was all "omg", but it's a fucking contest.
58. Kamiki - June 4, 2007 1:44 PM
she looks fine but thats a gross bikini.
59. krazihottkelli - June 4, 2007 1:44 PM
To Miss MOMMIEDEAREZT:
Bitch, U got some nerve..
that fat azz and fat legz
expozed to cameraz..boy, U
muzt really think U look good..
My azz iz tiny and even I wouldn't
let cameraz zoom in like that...
what a HO!!
notice: pink and green muzt be
her favoritez, now shez got her
bikini mixed with both, lozer..
60. veggi - June 4, 2007 1:46 PM
That's just weird 59.
61. krazihottkelli - June 4, 2007 1:56 PM
oh yea, forgot...
babiez like the ocean...
where are yourz??
when I waz a baby my mom
carried my through the H2o,
while I slept on her...
but then MommieDearezt(brittney)
then couldn't get her full tan,
she sure wouldn't put herself out
would she?
get her full tan
62. BarbadoSlim - June 4, 2007 2:00 PM
Three words:
Oscar
Mayer
Bologna
63. wally - June 4, 2007 2:00 PM
She is fucking gorgeous.
64. Cosmo says I'm fat - June 4, 2007 2:01 PM
Where does this hatred and jealousy come from? Since when do young women deserve to be verbally abused because of their body type and shape? Britney is of average height and weight, and to me looks healthy, beautiful and relaxed. The "ideal" body type for women in the United States seems to resemble a 12 year old boys. Women [over the age of 12] are actually designed to be curvy and fertile. That is actually the kind of body which has been considered appealing historically. Maybe if Americans didn't feel such pressure to achieve an unnatural body type through dieting, starvation and obsession you wouldn't be experiencing the obesity epidemic which currently exists in your country. A significant proportion of the worlds population are actually starving to death - I'm sure that they would kill for Britneys curves.
65. veggi - June 4, 2007 2:01 PM
61. Lay off the gigglebush.
66. Chauncey Gardner - June 4, 2007 2:03 PM
Why do I get the feeling that there's a revolting sound generated when she walks around like that? Like some horrible, fleshy 'flapping' that you might hear coming from the corner of a darkened bedroom in a haunted castle.
67. Snatchit - June 4, 2007 2:04 PM
Well, I'm the type that likes a little meat on my women rather than the walking-dead-skeletors most of these 'celebrity' whores have become today. However, Brit is so skank in my mind now that I don't think I'd able to do her - even she lost weght and if the opportunity presented itself - without being in a druken stupor and doubling up on the condoms. And then I'd probably Lysol my penis until it burned off in reaction to the sheer horror of what just transpired. That thing between her legs has been to places I can't even imagine or want to think about at this point. Ewww...
68. Cam Jansen - June 4, 2007 2:09 PM
GEEZ, you're brutal. I think she looks pretty damn good, especially considering she's had two children.
69. bungoone - June 4, 2007 2:10 PM
i think she's good to wear a bikini, just NOT this one! she just seems to have a problem finding clothes that flatter her.
and is your asscrack suppose to show out of the top of the bathingsuit? might want to try a few sizes up on that bottom brit!
70. mitch - June 4, 2007 2:17 PM
I think she looks pretty good. I know many people who haven't had 2 kids, who wear a lot worse and look a hellova lot worse!
71. Sassy - June 4, 2007 2:17 PM
Okay, why, why, why can't this greasy, trashy ho, find clothes that are the PROPER SIZE? She is NOT a size 2 yet she continues to wear stuff that is waaaaay too small and not the least bit flattering. God.
72. [Xenu] - June 4, 2007 2:19 PM
Nina shut up fattie
73. Spindoc - June 4, 2007 2:21 PM
#37 shanipie - - -
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And
#64 Cosmo - - -
It's not that we want Britt to be annorexic, it's that we want her to dress FOR her body, and to stop looking like she just crawled out from the back seat of a 1982 Chevy Nova after just giving a hand-job to a Def Lepard Roadie in exchange for 12th row tickets to that nights concert.....thats all.
74. EMILIO - June 4, 2007 2:23 PM
WOW SHE LOOKS HOT!!!!!!!!
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WOW SHE LOOKS HOT!!!!!!!!
75. EMILIO - June 4, 2007 2:24 PM
PUERTO VALLARTA ROCKS!!!!!
76. BarbadoSlim - June 4, 2007 2:27 PM
@64 since we say so.
STFU
77. booga1134 - June 4, 2007 2:30 PM
A regular assfucking doggystlye will smooth out those bumps in no time.
78. ticklemyfancy - June 4, 2007 2:34 PM
Where did all these sympathizers come from?
79. RoastBeef - June 4, 2007 2:39 PM
@35 Bern, the lady with the beach ball boobs on your site is officially hotter than Britney!
80. shanipie - June 4, 2007 2:42 PM
LoL I am so fucking sick of pseudo feminist women coming in here to teach us a lesson.
If you wanna trade your soul for fame and riches then you gonna get scrutinized and for the love of GOD if you act/dress like someone who is a complete attention whore or a skank in Tiawana charging $5 for a spitlubed handjob then your gonna get laughed at...GTFOI
GTFOI = Get The Fuck Over It.
Also even if one day she started acting normal, it will take about 6 months of nonstop normalness to stop getting laughed at or evil looks. you can't just expect people to forget what a freakjob you were.
81. TexasTranny - June 4, 2007 2:48 PM
My thong bikini looks better than hers. tee hee
82. TexasTranny - June 4, 2007 2:52 PM
@80...$5.00 for a handjob? I give those away free. I charge $5.00 for a blowjob and will swallow for $5.00 more. Yummy
83. Snatchit - June 4, 2007 2:54 PM
I can only assume game and wildlife experts are now researching why dead fish have been washing ashore in droves along the beaches of Mexico. Someone needs to steer them to these pictures...
84. mia - June 4, 2007 2:57 PM
Stuffing this years ass in last years (or four) bikini.
85. GORDITA - June 4, 2007 2:57 PM
OH HELL YES I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE 84TH WOO HOO!!!!
86. Peachz - June 4, 2007 2:57 PM
Curvy is fine but she has had legs like tree stumps since she was 17 years old and she insists on flaunting everything she doesn't have. Never saw what anyone found to like about her never will. And I completely agree she needs a stylist in the worst f..ng way. Is that mean? Doesn't she set herself up for it?
87. lisa - June 4, 2007 3:01 PM
I have 5 kids and I look a hell of a lot better than that.
88. shanipie - June 4, 2007 3:03 PM
Gordita, your 85th...sorry.
Mia can I stuff my foot in your canadian ass? haha Jk...your alright.
TexasTranny...TMI!!!
I still say she looks like beatle juice. That hair omg she's sooo stupid. so So SO stupid. But she can't rock shoet hair...she already looks to manish, a butch do would just push her over the top into the "is that a woman?, I'm not quite sure" category.
89. Jimbo - June 4, 2007 3:03 PM
I look better in my thong. tee hee
90. LaDrones - June 4, 2007 3:39 PM
I'm really tired of all the comments about her "looking pretty good for having two kids." I can open my door and see equally chunky women who have had two kids. But Britney is a 25-year-old pop star. She has very little talent beyond her looks. If a pop star like her doesn't look damn near perfect, I'm not interested.
91. Jimbo ∞ - June 4, 2007 3:44 PM
I was wondering how long it was going to take before my roll came out.
92. lawpunk - June 4, 2007 3:56 PM
For a mother of 2, she looks pretty good. For someone trying to act 21 with a career on the decline, she looks like shite. Seriously, how she continnues to dress herself is beyond me. She has ZERO fashion sense and is just so clueless.
By the way, wonder where her boys are. They seemm to have disappeared. Guess her babies are getting in the way of her whoring around. Runner-up Mom of the Year behind Dina Lohan.
93. brad pitt - June 4, 2007 4:26 PM
put up your pictures immediately those of you who say this is so bad... she is athletic and healthy looking and her ass looks tight and bubbly. as for the pic of her up top running, she is running....
94. theyareallidiots - June 4, 2007 4:28 PM
Short buttcracks should be illegal to display in public.
95. mrs_primevil - June 4, 2007 4:58 PM
Britney Spears needs to cover her nasty ass!
96. Darth Hater - June 4, 2007 5:08 PM
Are her kids on a milk carton yet?
97. Kevin Federline - June 4, 2007 5:10 PM
Did you mean to say 'fattering' rather than flattering?
98. Shut up Fat American Women - June 4, 2007 5:12 PM
Its funny i bet you there are tons of girls in here who commented on this picture saying its ugly or whatever who couldnt even find a thong in there size. they talk crap on her to make them selves feel better. i would rather get with britney then over 70 percent of the woman i see walking around in california its disgusting!!!!
99. Angry Ferret Jones - June 4, 2007 6:21 PM
#98 - Look at the photo's, there are tons of girls in here. TSFSRT.
100. Angry Ferret Jones - June 4, 2007 6:22 PM
Hundee!
101. mrs_primevil - June 4, 2007 6:40 PM
Ha Britney is like 5 sizes bigger than me(at least!) and I still wouldn't even wear a thong in public.
102. gross britney - June 4, 2007 7:21 PM
I am sick of hearing how she looks great for a woman who has two kids...Bullshit. Heidi Klum and Madonna have 2 kids and they don't look like this ugly fat bitch. Britney has NO curves, she has a manish body. Her neck, her shoulders, her back, her tree trunk legs, and even her face all resemble a fat 40 year old MAN. Britney looks like a man. Her ass is flat and saggy
103. The Dark Lady - June 4, 2007 8:01 PM
#38 That has to be one of the best comments ever. Never read it, but I got it. Ouch.
#61 Smoked for years, never heard that one before. Learned a new word. Cool.
I only have one kid, and am at least 10 years older, but I feel I'm in better shape than she is, and I wouldn't wear a thong in public.
Thongs look good on about what, 5 percent of the population of the US? Maybe. Brit is not one of that 5 percent.
104. verypretty - June 4, 2007 8:06 PM
wow another story bashing a woman---what a surprise.
105. B Locs - June 4, 2007 8:26 PM
Did anyone see her on that new tanning show of a tanning salon? haha... ironic no? well anyways, we can deffinately say that "DARK." is too dark for miss britney. Whore.
106. Bamboozled - June 4, 2007 8:44 PM
Awww hell no brit brit! you done did whats the baddest! Yo ass shouldn't be in no skimpy thang like dat gurrrl. You needz to be wearin some hazmat suit to da beach baby gurl. I know you been goin through some hard timez boo but you isn't gonna get no man like dat. You is trippin fo real britney, you betta call tyrone wit dat mess gurl. Ain't nobody wanna see all dat.
107. LIME NOODLE - June 4, 2007 8:46 PM
She looks like a sea monster.
IT CAME FROM THE SEA!
:campy old time horror film music:
108. FRIST!!! - June 4, 2007 9:30 PM
Man, this is like doing fucking homework trying to keep up with the superficial now that I'm not allowed on here at work anymore. All the comments, the posts, I miss my low paying easy ass job I used to have. I miss wasting time. I miss you all..
I have to work now. Like a fucking grown up. It's not fair!!!! But about the thong thing...I have to admit, I was in my pool all weekend, and I look about the same as Britney, just no cellulite. I'm definitely not perfect, just a regular person, so who cares, but the fat comments about her are starting to harsh my mellow. How bout if I just stop eating altogether?
109. hahah - June 4, 2007 11:35 PM
i'd still hit it.
110. krazihottkelli - June 5, 2007 12:00 AM
lookz like Mommie Dearezt is trying
to tell us something...alwayz hanging
out with that chick, U know shez doin
her...about time U came out Brittney!
I know U juzt had thoze kidz for show..
U FUCKIN FAT, BITCH, PUT SOME CLOTHEZ ON!!
111. Mick - June 5, 2007 12:08 AM
All the people on here saying "she looks good for having two kids" thats bull. looking like and blaming it on having two kids is an excuse.
112. vix - June 5, 2007 12:21 AM
She looks much better and healthier than a few months ago. But yeah she's still not a hundred percent there yet. Like the tummy though, it's getting flat. Just gotta work on the arms, butt and the thighs.
113. LaDrones - June 5, 2007 12:36 AM
Yeah, maybe the neck, too. OK, and the double chin. Perhaps the hair, too.
114. krazihottkelli - June 5, 2007 12:59 AM
THIS IZ NOT HER BODY, BITCHEZ.....
HELLO, U FREAKZ....WHAT THE FUCK...
R U BAZTARDZ AZLEEP? COMPARE TO THE
NEWER PHOTO...THE BIATCH LOOKZ LIKE SHE
WEIGHZ 40 LBZ. HEAVIER IN THE OTHER PIC,
DICKHEADZ.......
MOMMIE DEAREZT...U R A LIAR AND THE BIGGEZT
FATAZZ IN A BIKINI EVER, BITCH...PLEAZE
TAN IN YOUR OWN FUCKIN BACK YARD FROM NOW ON.
115. drf - June 5, 2007 2:19 AM
Damn that is a nice ass, she is soo damn HOT
116. star69 - June 5, 2007 2:32 AM
Is this even the same person flashing the cottage cheese earlier? This must be a sucky camera if it didn't catch the cheese...
Well she may look OK in these pics but after seeing the ones with the cottage cheese.....I don't know man. K-fed got out on time.
117. elia - June 5, 2007 10:27 AM
I think she looks really good....I'm not a Britney fan either. Her body looks toned to me and she looks thin about 115- 120 lbs. You people are soo used to seeing anorexics...when you see a normal sized person you freak!
118. naughtygrl - June 5, 2007 10:33 AM
who are these lard asses....they have some nerve getting into those swimming suits..aren't teenagers suppose to dress like that..that bitch looks like a pig.
I like the mommy dearest thing, shes just like that movie star, its all about her,and Britney isn't even a movie star, what a loser.
119. anonymous - June 5, 2007 12:09 PM
Down Right NASTY! I feel for K-Fed having to tap that nasty ass that she is sporting. K-Fed must have had the lights off when she stripped.
120. Trott Felipe - June 5, 2007 12:21 PM
That's weird.
121. Darren - June 5, 2007 12:37 PM
I gotta tell ya...I wouldn't look twice at her if I was walking that beach that day. I see far better looking women at the mall, work or school. She hasn't even begin to hit rock bottom. She will self-destruct. No question about it.
122. hjh - June 5, 2007 12:53 PM
All American women are fat asses. That is just a fact. I dare you to drive down the street and count the number of hogs vs the number hotties. The ratio is 20 to 1. American women should be put on ration cards.
123. Blonde Geek - June 5, 2007 1:12 PM
She can go naked and why would anyone care? Its a free country, stop being so prudish.
124. HARD WORK - June 5, 2007 4:24 PM
SHITTY ABSOLUTELY THE WORST ASS PIC GOING. ALL I KNOW IS ASS AND THAT'S GROSS.
125. noway - June 5, 2007 7:00 PM
she looks okay to me, just a little trashy slut thing going on here..
126. Dina Glory - June 5, 2007 8:17 PM
You children are all extremely jealous. Grow up, none of you look as good as you think you do, and none of you can hold a candle to Brit.
127. krazihottkelli - June 5, 2007 11:52 PM
126=your fuckin krazi, bitch,
hello.....she doezn't look
good anymore..thoze kidz ruined
her for life, even with all that
money, she lookz like a $10.00
whore...and Y did she ruin her
body for 2 kidz she clearly don't
want? what the fuck, tell
mommiefreakindearezt to buy new
expenzive extenzionz, fuck, already.
128. tonycatman - June 6, 2007 2:23 AM
I have been to America several times, and the food is fucking delicious, and incredibly cheap.
It is like every fast food joint is competing to see how much fodder they can stuff down their clients. 'Go Large,' 'King Size,' '2 for 1'
To not become a fat bastard over there takes an extraordinary amount of willpower, which is why they are almost all fat cunts.
Of course there are those double-fat-cunts who stuff themselves with food, then get it cut out again so that they don't get fat.
129. Jane36 - June 6, 2007 2:51 AM
OK, usually I'm all for making fun of these people. The picture of her cellulite-ridden ass you posted recently? Hilarious.
But this one I dind't get- she looks just fine. Totally normal and svelt and healthy. Which is a bummer because I so enjoy laughing at her. But seriously- I used to love this site. Now I think you're just stretching it, man. And becomming exactly the kind of person you make fun of. Is Joan Rivers running this site now or what? Lame.
130. krazihottkelli - June 6, 2007 8:39 AM
Jane36= U should be glad
Joan Riverz isn't running
thiz site..she'd tear U
up one side and down the
other...leave it U don't
fuckin like it.
131. Jen - June 6, 2007 10:28 AM
Why wear anything at all Brittany? Come on. We all know you don't have any class anyway. Do us a favor too...stop reproducing.
132. R6pilot - June 6, 2007 11:07 AM
Unfortunately, Britney's real problem is one she can do nothing about... her arms and legs are 3 to 4 inches too short relative to her torso length. Very unattractive. Kelly Clarkson suffers from the same affliction.
133. joedog0809 - June 6, 2007 11:16 AM
Hell, it still looks good enough....I'd hit it.
134. Betsy - June 6, 2007 12:18 PM
What I can't figure out is why ppl think I wanna look at there bare a$$. . .
135. LeSpensive - June 6, 2007 4:12 PM
While I do not agree on the outfit, someone below said it best. She's not 16 anymore, and she should dress her age. But damn, the woman is still highly attractive. If she would stop the shenanigans, go back her natural color(brunette). She would be some major wow. Let's not forget Reese Witherspoon is from Nashville, another southern beauty with some major charm. She should take this La woman under her wing and make a elegant swan.
136. LifesAbitch - June 6, 2007 10:55 PM
life is a bitch...
when you compare Britney to Reese..
I do believe Reese had two children
to, but I heard Reese say that she
works out extremely alot...Britney
could learn a few things from her.
137. selene - June 7, 2007 6:29 AM
she had two kids, she's at the beach, enough already. . . let her be! let the perfect among us start casting stones. . .
138. krazihottkelli - June 7, 2007 10:24 AM
selene=enough already...
get the fuck off of thiz
zite, bitch...U clearly
don't belone,,U=brittney
(MommieDearezt)azzlicker..
139. katz - June 7, 2007 11:32 AM
honestly? I think she looks fine. she doesnt have an ass anymore so she definitly should NOT wear thongs out in public... but her look isnt that bad.
140. krazihottkelli - June 7, 2007 11:46 AM
#139====another azzlicker
for MommieDearezt....nice...
141. Dina Glory - June 7, 2007 2:54 PM
krazi person, you are not hot. In fact, you are so hateful, you need therapy. Your jealousy shines through with each post and you don't get to decide who can come on this site, this is no 2nd grade playground, bully. Britney looks good and you don't, face it, and you are jealous. It's obvious.
142. Bitch - June 7, 2007 6:23 PM
are you people crazy or just blind? she looks great! 80% of the world's population has worst asses i bet nearly all of you do so shut the hell up! the girl is trying and yes, she keeps on making mistakes, but her ass looks good so enough with the hating!
143. Sammie - June 8, 2007 12:41 AM
Alright all i have to say is damn if I looked like her after having two kids which I did I would be so happy.....to all you idiots out there saying she is fat oh my god look at your self she is not fat and she does look like a woman! It is people like you out there saying that she is fat that need to take a step back and look at yourself please for everyones sake because little girls see these pics and then read your comments and think oh my god I am fat and they're not! Hello that is how eating disorders are started.
To clarify no I dont like the thong she is a mother for petes sake but she is not fat and she doesnt have stretch marks like a lot of mothers so she can pull of a two piece just not a thong.....
144. krazihottkelli - June 8, 2007 3:22 AM
dinahfuckfaceglory...
hey stupid bitch...
do U fuckin know what
site u r on...wtf..U
r the dumbest dickbrain
on here..damn...
and where have u seen me..
that u think I'm not hott.
your a fuckin idiot...I wish
I was stupid enough to show U,
but I'll leave the stupid shit
to Brittney....and yea..I must
of opened Brittney stupid eyes,
coz after all my mommie comments
the fuckin bitch finalfuckly picked
her kids up..thank God..I opened her
fucking eyes...if u think that this is
anger, then your brain is right up there
with ParizTooWeakTooDoHerTime//azzhole..
Now, go cry for awhile....bitch..
145. Dina Glory - June 8, 2007 10:39 AM
Let's see - jealous, angry, ugly, now let's add stupid to the list! My, such a vocabulary, and delusions of grandeur; I'm sure Britney went right out and followed the advice of a foul-mouthed lout who sits at a computer and shares their stupidity with the world.
Anyway, go Britney! Glad to see you making a comeback.
146. krazihottkelli - June 8, 2007 11:45 AM
Brittney iz not
making a comeback
stupidbitch....
she already tried
that and got laughed
at...she done...she
needs to focus on
those kids she couldn't
wait to have...
by the way..your the
ugly bitch..takez one
to know one, azzhole..
147. jay - June 10, 2007 6:17 PM
id still bend hur over and hit it hard
148. tom - June 25, 2007 4:04 AM
Big deal, these particular pictures may be considered unflattering to some. I still think that Britney is incredibly sexy, and if I ever were lucky enough to sleep with her, I'd be able to die very happy.
149. Jeff - June 27, 2007 1:58 AM
ok...well...i dont see why you people think she is so bad looking...yeah so what if shes a little heavier than others, but she had a kid...and i think she has a great body and has been improving her image...but this would have looked better on her a few years ago...
150. Sheikah - August 5, 2007 1:20 AM
Her bod is not bad. What looks wrong is the straps that are too low on her hips and make her look square.
151. atticus - September 11, 2007 2:36 PM
what the hell?
I don't see anything wrong with her body.
people are being ridiculous about her.
jesus christ.
152. smithy - November 17, 2007 8:01 PM
shes got an outstandin arse on er she looks amazin
153. AssMan - January 1, 2008 8:31 PM
I like to consider myself something of an afficienado on cute girls butts having dedicated a life -time to studying them and for me Britney has a beautiful fine ass, and she looks hot in that thong it shows how round and ample her ass is. Nothing wrong with that on a women. If thats what a "pig" looks like then stick an apple in her mouth, hold her down for me and wait for the squeeling to start.
154. Derrick - May 4, 2008 1:53 AM
I would still like to take her from behind
155. Derrick - May 4, 2008 1:53 AM
I would still like to take her from behind