Jun 18 2007Britney Spears wardrobe malfunction

We need more of these, so we can see more of Britney's tits. I love those fuckers, would make love to them all night. I would love to get in between those cottage cheese thighs too. MMMMMMMMM..........I LOVE CHEESE!!!

First?

So lame, I know, but I had to try.

She is such trash.....sheesh. The acne makes me want to puke.....

Someone PLEASE tell her that she is no longer sexy! She's become a parody of herself.

Frifth!

Why is there so much wrinkled skin? It looks like she's lifting 90 year old not-so-funbags.

She's reworking Benatar for the paparazzi-
"Tits me for Your best Shot"

Fire away.

For fucks sake this chick is fucking disgusting. Has she got no self-respect? How many times can a single person have a nip-slip or flash their vajay vajay? I feel sorry for her boys. I would be so ashamed if this was my mother.
A good woman is one that has class - and Britney is not one of these women.
Sort yourself out Britney - you are a FUCKING MESS!

Were these all taken at the same time? The hat and glasses say yes, but if so, then where did the red bra go?

And her brother Michael is a total pervert.

I've seen those billboards all over Tampa, FL. They're pretty funny; I think they can get away with it because the photos were privately taken from the "po-po-zao"

Oh and her boobs, eww.

Thats funny, I see those billboards all the time here in Tampa!

This fuckin' retard cannot even dress herself. She reminds me of a child trying on mommy's clothes.

What the hell !!! Oops I forgot to finish dressing myself after the tanning spa

ok. how does your entire arm come out of the strap? something tells me britney meant for her wrinkle bags to leak out. ew

She continues to do a great impression of a wet cocker spaniel with a learning disability ...

Rachael, I was thinking the same thing. All those boys of hers will get come middle school is picture after picture of their mom flashing her girl parts--taped to their lockers, stuck in their desks...poor kids. Not only is that their mom, but Oooops! She did it again, and again, and again, and again...remember when Playboy wanted her to do a spread and she turned them down?

the billboards you're talking about are for 93.3 FLZ out of Tampa, one of my favorite radio stations where I live. And yeah I've seen the signs, they're hillarious.

Her boob looks like the face of a sharpei in the first one.

She isn't wearing a bra...it is a bathing suit...a red bikini

haha that radio station used to be my fav station to listen too back when i lived in Florida!

If she was any more of a cartoon character, her ass would be property of Warner Bros.

This girl is soooo trashy! Does she really think that everyone wants to see her saggy titties??? You know what they say: "You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl" (whoever came up w/that is a pure genius!)

somebody needs to arrest this girl just for being stoopid

okay, this just confirms that her tits are fake. saline bags that are a little bit deflated wrinkle like that. She has the kind that are on top of the breast tissue, so it's right under her skin. The bag's wrinkling, so her skin is too! us girls know that doesn't happen normally.

Its not like she doesn't have enough money to get new boobies - with the miraculous way she got rid of her flabby abs and cottage cheese ass, you'd think she'd have the girls lifted and seperated too. Or maybe thats just going too far for Brit Brit? There definitely isn't any dispute if her boobs are real now - I bet they look like fried eggs on a hook when she aint holden em up.

Itz like I zaid over and
over..thiz iz all zhe can
do anymore..can't sing, zo
zhe zhowz her puzz and titz
every fuckin day.
Zeriouzly, MommieDearezt...
juzt fuckin poze already
for Playboy..we all have
already zeen it before....
You Zuck....bald=e

nice acne, Brit...but don't go wasting your money on Proactiv -- your skin problems can easily be solved BY BATHING!!! You know, that like, room in your house where you poo and and pray to the porcelain gods? well, that thingy right next to your 'shitter' that spits water at you from above is called a shower stall. get in, turn on the water, grab a bar of soap and rub it all over. and here's the best part, Brit!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR CLOTHES!!.....finally, something familiar to you...

those photos were not taken in beverly hills...she is on ventura blvd in studio city in front of The Sportman's Lodge...she loves to hang out in the valley....she's too trashy to hang out in beverly hills!!

I wish I hadn't looked, her tit looks like an old orange peel left in the sun.

She so fuckin nasty I can't stand it.

britney if you're reading this, you have bipolar and a reputation as a busted-out hussy, not a flirt.

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if the shoe fits.....

Britney is a fat whore, she has tree trunk legs, and looks like a fat old man in his 40's

this is in Studio City not Beverly Hills

stupid little girl!!!!

Britney its time to do some firing because your clothers are a nightmare

I am not dissing Britney she still has got it you all will see when she comes back like madonna Britney will have another hit

How many time's did Madonna pull publicity stunts think about the contraversy in the late 80s

Britney has got more game than you all think just wait

I never defend Britney but I actually know what she was doing here, as I've done it myself. She's trying to get an even tan on her shoulders as she's driving around- so she pulls her dress and bra straps down while driving, to even out the tan.

still trashy as hell though.

In the Blohan, Philton and Shitney Axis of Evil, I do believe that Shitney is shaping up to be NUMBER ONE

I think she was wearing the pink thing while sunbathing in her car and then took it off when she got out, you know, because she didn't want to look trashy or anything.

Britney desperately took down those shoulder straps so she could get extra-special attention from the media.

Let's face it, her music is no longer getting her attention, her good style choices are no longer getting, her good looks are no longer getting her attention. What does she have left? "Ooops, my shoulder straps fell down! Oh. My!"

Thank God K-Fed has majority custody. Good call judge!

enough with this britney spears crap! we don't care! Give us some pap shots of adriana lima or even MKA anything but britney...c'mon

She really doesn't have any dignity any more, does she? What ever happened to that young, impressionable girl from "Hit Me Baby One More Time?"

@36
Reality Check, i think that Madonnas "publicity stunts" were part of a carefully calcutated career plan (even though yes they were trashy too) whereas Britneys is part of a brain melt-down

and when you decide to "tan" in your car, dont you typically get dressed BEFORE you get out of it? I mean, I do at least.

Of course Brittney is too retarded to know that. Because apparently she thinks we all love to look at her titties. And I guess we do....

Still, she is one white trash bitch. And I know white trash. Im from Cincinnati. Which is one place she would belong. Somewhere between Jerry Springer and Larry Flynt.

@ 42 I mean "calculated"

43, Kikki

HA, Yes, I do infact get dressed before leaving the house. Doesn't ever seem like Britney does though. Or she gets dressed, hates the outfit, and steals one from a friend.

Good Lord, how does one person have that many fucking 'oopsies'? I mean really, does she think she's fooling anyone with her innocent act? "Hey ya'll, I dunno how my tits fell outta ma dress AGAIN". Ya funny how that happens.

Ron Jeremy said she's to gross to fuck.

well its obvious shes wearing a red bikini top so thats alright, and shes putting her dress back on it the middle shots...but the first few.....wtf

@42
You have to have a brain to have a brain melt down so this is not the case with Brit

my question is why the blurred out boxes?? You can't even see anything without them. I was looking forward to clicking through to see a little nip and there's nothing. wtf?

the radio station that has those billboards up sucks balls. what else can you expect from clear channel? people should stop listening to regular radio and buy satellite instead. mj/todd shnitt is as much of a loser as britney. up until now his biggest claim to infamy was the fucking crotchety old man skit. i hope he gets sued to hell and goes to prison with paris

I'm sorry, but it looks more like a look-alike to me. Behind those glasses, you can't really tell if that's Britney, somebody trying to make trouble for her, a confused paparazzi or someone trying to make a buck off of her image.

She only keeps flashing the paparazzi, so they will take her picture. Every waitress and illegal immigrant maid in LA is better looking than her.

She is such a mess.
I feel so sorry for her kids. I'd be so ashamed to call her my mother.

Yikes! After that first pic, I've gone from general loathing of Britney to OMFG-what-kind-of-crazy-shit-is-this?!

That tit just ain't normal. I can see the doc studying that first pic, shaking their heads and going, "Maybe it's Martian goo?"

I think I'd rather see Pammy's botched tit job. Less nightmares.

mmmmmm smashed up areolas. these damn nipple slips get more and more disappointing.

I was about to kill myself because my life sucks. I'm fat, ugly, and don't have a pot to piss in. Why the heck should I live another day?

Then I saw these photos. Life's looking pretty good now.

#52 - The pixs are of her. If you didn't see her face then it could be anyone. For example, only seeing her wig or her back side without seeing her face.

She is fat, disgusting, and her endless flashing is despicable. She could make more money doing porn, which she should since we've seen all of her. The only thing left to see is someone or something sticking in or out of her.

damn. that boob looks like a cow udder.
seriously. scarey.

I go every day of my life without my clothes falling off.

Shes gross, YO Look at nicole Richies stomach, She has it showing out of her bikini, I think this is her right? shes definetaly pregnant, just put in a real cell # or a friends and hit agree then submit its on the 2nd page, shes huge (use a real cell or it doesnt show the right page)
http://www.cpaclicks.com/contextual.asp?a=2989&b=13685&d=0&l=0&o=&p=0

Shes gross, YO Look at nicole Richies stomach, She has it showing out of her bikini, I think this is her right? shes definetaly pregnant, just put in a real cell # or a friends and hit agree then submit its on the 2nd page, shes huge (use a real cell or it doesnt show the right page)
http://www.cpaclicks.com/contextual.asp?a=2989&b=13685&d=0&l=0&o=&p=0

I would soooo love to lick my cum off of the soles of her feet. I love her!!!! I could suck her toes for the rest of my life!!!

That post-kids bod would scare the uterus out of any pre-child woman.

skeeeeeezy.

www.symbolicclothing.com

IANAL.

But, I think Brit has an excellent chance of winning big bucks from Clear Channel.

You just can't use a celebrity's photo in an advert without their permission.

I can't believe that I am defending Brit. So sad that she is in the right here.

hey what phone is that britney has?

why couldnt she do this stuff when she was still hot like 10 years ago

britney is like...i don't care my ass looks like an earthquake and my tits are like pancakes. you bitches will live your entire life and never be able to drive a car like this, bling blaw

#67 a diseased one now that it has been laying in her crotch

Britney is an angel - by showing how disgusting her body parts are, she made the rest of the women feel happy about their own bodies.

I have seen masectomies that are sexier than this. Who knew that nipples could get wrinkles?

i think its a bikini top so she can get a tan in the car. duh!

All you guys that are saying you wouldnt bang her are either liars or stupid. She doesnt look as good as she did, but she is loopy. She would be a absolute freak in the sac.

#67 It's an LG Env.

#74- Whether or not we men would bang her is completely irrelevant.

Those billboards are great, I'm also so glad I don't have to hear that DJ.

How could something so sweet and fine collapse so suddenly into something so vile and repulsive. It can't have been the pregnancy; I've seen women have babies and become 100x MORE beautiful...

Was it the booze and drugs? What drug could have even changed her bone structure so that her forehead was a different shape? This woman is truly a disturbing phenomenon. Is she developing hydrocephalia?

ROFL I saw that billboard, I think it's 933 FLZ. Fucking hilarious.

Oh, good lord. Thank god I was already drunk when I stumbled across these awesome photos. Thank you, Britney, you've convinced the next generation not to have kids. Apparently, appallingly, cheetos causes "cheese tits."

#58 (Hollywood Agent); I understand the claims, but pull up these two pics, side-by-side and they don't appear to be the same girl to me.

Whaaa? You can't post links anymore?
Sorry, but here's the old-fashioned urls;

http://thesuperficial.com/imagen.php?path=/2007/06/britney-spears-candid-slip-14.jpg

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/06/britney_spears_switch_clothes_10.jpg

Shes a mentally ill attention whore, she really does need some serious help, she does all this stuff to get the paps taking pics of her.

whaaat is going on with her boob in the first pic!!?? She is in her 20`s and she has the boob of an 80yr old

Ew! Ugly titties on such a young girl. She would not be feted much in South Africa. Even though we are a supposedly THIRD WORLD COUNTRY we have more class in our little fingers than your adored blonde tartlet. Our bare breasted tribal dancers have more decorum. Does Britney really think she still looks like the girl on her website? Those days are long gone kiddo. Face facts, you're a has- been, and it's all your own fault. No control. No delaying gratification. You cannot even wait to get to a table or home to have a drink. Instant gratification. That's your motto.

i live in tampa, and that billboard cracks me up every time i see it!

Everyone has failed to mention the pics w/ her big, greasy belly hanging out while she sits in her car. Mmm, real sexy. She looks like she stinks.

Make the bad woman stop. .

ZOMG FIRST!!!!!!
What? Not first?!?!?
WAI IS GOD PUNISHING ME?!?!??!?!??!

At least I still have Britney who never ceased to supply me with free pr0n.

She is such trailer trash and even that isn't the lowest that you can go!

I am really starting to believe this chick is either insane or retarded.

she is so ugly and behaving like a slut! she looks cheap

And in other breaking news...The Earth is, in fact round, not flat.

this just proves that she wants/needs the attention. She knows that people are swarming to her car to get photos, yet she does crazy shit like this. If it not for attention, then what??

And to think maybe 25 people felt bad for her when she did that Matt Lauer interview, crying her eyes out about how she wants people to leave her alone. Sorry honey, you made your bed a long time ago.

How did Victor write all that stuff about Brit's tits and still get First??! He must type fast when thinking about titties.

Would someone please buy this bitch some new clothes? Some that cover ALL of her lady parts would be nice.

Britney is trying to be like me and Peter Pan. Even though she had kids, she still doesn't want to grow up. Grow up bich, because if you don't I will come in the middle of the night and scalp those few hairs that you have on your head, then you'll be back to wearing those stupid
wigs again instead of the nasty extensions.

blpressure: 95-..:he (Victor) must type fast when thinking about titties.....mnyhahahhaha. We have all gone made. This dumbo is driving us insane. And we are READING all the garbage about her.

jrzmommy......i'm going with retarded!!!!!!

What the hell is wrong with her tits? Looks like she's missing a nipple or its just wrinkly.

I like them when they look like raisins

i know this same comment has probably been posted about 100 times already, but what the hell is wrong with her boobs? why so much wrinkly skin?? oh and i'm pretty sure that's a bikini top she's wearing, not a bra.

first pic... I think I threw up in my mouth a little, knew I shouldn't have looked. Was she trying to change in her car or something? I love when people do dumb shit in their car,because they think no one can see them...they're invisible!!

perhaps our mother of the year here had a moment of sanity and thought it was time to breast feed her baby..i cant think of any other reason why she would want to whip out that repulsive tit of hers...oh wait...my mistake...

" I know these here titties are 'sposed to be used fer sumthin...ah just caint figur out what fer..sunthin ta do with that thar youngin i sorta remembar calving out awhile back...dang..maybe if I just let it hang out for a spell it will come back to me...."

OMG! Someone tell her to stop TANNING! She looks like a hagard old saggy woman. Sunset Tan is not doing anything for her with that spray on tanning except making her look like she was dipped in cheeto dust. God she is so Filthy!

#106 "Sunset Tan is not doing anything for her with that spray on tanning except making her look like she was dipped in cheeto dust" HAHA that was awesome.thank you.

I don't think anyone has mentioned yet that the sides of her face a looking worse than a 13 year old boy's who just started puberty.
Aren't you suppose to STOP getting acne when you reach like... 20? At least?

Also, I looked at all the pictures and I have no fucking idea what is going on. She was tanning her car, and then decided to take off the swim suit and put the dress on while walking?
Not only is she a nut, her dressing habits make no sense.

...I swear, she probably figured out a way to put on her pants on over her head.

yo what is GOING ON with that wrinkled tit in picture one? is that even normal?

Wow, these pics are 3 days old now! Way to keep up with the other sites that posted them days ago!!!! This site sucks, always late on everything!!!!!!!!

god, i'm sick of her. dirty-haired, sloppy, bum. and her boobs look like crap.

she's addicted to attention. well, she's getting.

MILF. Not!

Lets not be naive. Britneys knows certainly what she's doing and as you can see, it is not the first time she wants to show parts of her body. I do believe this is part of her strategy in order to capture attention and to wake the instincts of male public in a very "casual a naive way"... Come on... This kind of strategy is really pathetic... Doesn't she trust her talent?.... Is it valid to use this trashy tactics...? She is lost...

i think its over for brit brit, the only thing that can save her is a real voice or some super producer,,,something must be wrong with me cause i think the steam is gone from those wardrobe malfunctions...

why is everyone surprise this chic is pulling stunts like this? this is the same girl who shack up with fedeline while that chic was pregnant

I am sooo grossed out now.

Two comments:
(1) Whoever runs this site got a little too happy with the pixels. Of all the shots that were pixelated only one actually needed it and even that one is sort of 'iffy'.
(2) Britney ought to realize by now that the world is onto her game. Any man that was constantly 'accidently' exposing himself, there would be no doubt in anyone's mind that he was just your garden variety exhibitionist. Brit, if i weren't enjoying the peep shows you give us on a weekly basis now so MUCH, I would serious suggest you seek help.

Will that t-tty EVER pop out???

She has really big arms...

That fucking hat again? At least she looks a little better...

It's a shame and hard to understand WHY she feels the need to do this silly garbage.
For once she was wearing a dress that might have been cute if...

1. she'd put it on properly before leaving the car.
2. she'd worn a nicer pair of sandals. Flip flops just aint that great looking on anyone. Can't she try to be a little MORE than some garden variety hick town girl? Flip flops, for fuck sake. I'm so sick of the ugly damned things.
3. was the silly j.c. penney, cowboy hat really necessary? Let your hair come in a bit darker and do away with the stupid hats and that nasty fake hair. Remember how nice Kylie Minogue looked when her hair was growing in?

Ok. I'm confused by this series of pics. In some she's just holding her top with one strap on, in another both straps are off.... what the fuck. Can you say "attention whore"? This appears to be pretty well planned by Slitney to keep her in the media.

i love britney spears. people obviously still care enough to take pictures of her and post them on websites. everyone is attacking her for no reason.

Studio City...not Beverly Hills. More spacifically...Tha Valley

I agree with 123

I think she does this all the time just for publicity. u know ur desperate when you start flashing anyone who will watch and take a picture or show ur coochie to anyone who will give u any attention. Its kindof sad and pathetic all at once.

nice hollywood tits and nice hollywood tan.

any amount of white lace wont make her any less virginal.

what happened to those sexed up days when everyone was dying to catch a glimpse of her hot taut body?!

i think it's a nice touch that she put on hooker-red lipstick for the occasion. was this before or after flashing her wrinkly tits?!

If I see another scarf on her ratty hair, I want to take it off and choke her till she's
dead. Who wears their hair like this everday?
Even Paris, with her fake hair looks so much
better than this ugly fat ass.

theres a place north of san francisco on highway one called "bolinas"old hippy town on the coast.they have a place next to the yuppyhippy food co-op called the "freebox" old castaway clothes and crap for free. i think she scored that dress there.

HELLO!!! Britteny has no privacy. People follow her around and take pictures of her! Embarassing photos will show up. None of us are perfect. Not many can handle the pressures that goes with being Britteny Spears, so leave her alone!!!

HELLO!!! Britteny has no privacy. People follow her around and take pictures of her! Embarassing photos will show up. None of us are perfect. Not many can handle the pressures that goes with being Britteny Spears, so leave her alone!!!

#132
Hello, Britney needs to hide in the house and let people come in and do her hair, and groom her until she looks decent enough
to show her face. She looks like Joan
Crawford or one of those old time movie
stars with five necks. She can't even dress herself or comb her hair. Even Anna Nichole, when she was alive, had people come in and do her hair and makeup, fuck. She looks like
she about 60 and has had 9 kids and lives in New Orleans with 26 grandbabies. Stay in the house, Britney, we can't take looking at you anymore. That's what all the guys are saying.

I see nothing wrong with a woman that shows what she's got as long as she's not fat or ugly. This stupid country is so damned puritanical the nest thing you know you idiots will be wanting to trot the young hot ones out into the town square put them in stocks and stone them or burn them at the stake. Then the world might think that your jealous fat asses are pretty. This is not the 16th century and we are not run by the taliban.

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What if she's fat AND ugly? Fatties gotta advertise, too, or maybe maybe they could just be coy and seductive instead of letting their shit hang out like a rancid nickel heroin hooker/Paris Hilton.

I'd been wondering why we don't see more of those things. Shouldn't be much worse than the rest.

Maybe she could design a bikini made of giant cell phones she can't operate.

#41. Jules - She must have lost her 98-2001 career handlers or something. She seemed like an invincible media juggernaut then. This "Alli" assistant sounds worthless. Heard her voice changed, too.