Jun 27 2007Britney Spears shows off her belly

first?

She needs more clothes. Or table clothes.

I'll take everything from just below the C section scar.

ewwwwwww

actually i like the shorts

the top...no not so much...

She is so unattractive right now. Her body looks like that of a cows and she has double chins. I'm still rooting for her though.

not news, and nothing bad to look at too

Man, those buttons are really straining to keep the top on. Britney needs to realize that her body is no longer that of a 12 year old.

Fucking hat.

she looks pregnant.

Why does she never wear a bra.. she so needs to wear a bra!

well look at it this way, at least shes wearing the same clothes she started off with...

Does she ever brush her hair anymore?

Would love to drop a load on her sidekick friend. Would love to drop a piano from a tall building on brit.

yawn.

She'd fit right in at the Wal-Mart in rural Louisiana ... which is where she was born, so it makes sense ... I don't really know if she was born in a Wal-Mart, but she should have been ...

To: Brit Brit
From: Superevil
Subject: Your Kids

Go Home And Take Care Of Your Damn Kids Before They Rob Me In 10 Years.

could that possibly be...no, it cant be..baby food in the carrige?? i thought they lived off doritos and diet pepsi

i've seen roadkill better looking than her..

Alli, I love you!

Much like Paris, there is really nothing about Britney that is genuinely sexy. Even if she had Jessica Biel's body full-time, it would still be like fucking a retard or something.

And I bet she would come up with all kinds of embarrassingly awkward dirty talk that she's cobbled together from different phrases she only half-remembers from some shit that Federline made her watch when they were both drunk or stoned.

What a fucking fat-assed, dimwitted slut.

I know her gene pool could have used some chlorine!!!

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"Do you want your cock? I want you to cock in my mouth like a baby!"

Look at her face in the second to the last pic -- it looks like she's got some kind of skin disease (or really bad acne).

How is someone not making sure that she doesn't look like crap when she goes out in public? What makes a person look in the mirror (if she owns one) and think, "Yes, I look good today! This outfit is awesome!" ????

These are the questions that haunt me.

@16 Bern - She would fit into the Walmarts in California too. Did you get copies of the pictures from the last post for your DMBS?

Hey everybody it's lunch time!!! Gotta go to Burger King and get fat like Britney, so that my buttons start popping off like hers. It's all the rage...BYE Y'ALL

WHAT A SLOW EXCRUCIATING DEATH HER CAREER IS HAVING AND MY OH MY DOES SHE LOOK BAD!

The Superficial - Because She's Ugly.......

This is just ridiculous! With all her money, she desperately needs to hire a stylist; I am aghast that someone with her resources leaves her home looking like this. Her cousin seems to get it, though. Friends don't let friends dress like whores OR clowns!

As always she looks like 20 pounds of shit squeezed into a 10 pound bag.

She LOVES to rock the Baby Huey look!

Or, as Brit waggles your dick from side to side instead of stroking up and down, and stares blankly through you with her uneven dead shark eyes, she says:

"My mouth is like a pussy for your dick. Put your dick in my pussy mouth."

i think that top used to have more than 2 buttons.

at least shes not wearing freakin boots!!

that is all.

that cunt is classy

you guys are ALL LOSERS on this site. britney is gorgeous and is a good role model for girls unlike PARIS who just got out of jail!!

YOU GUYS ARE ALL JEALOUS WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN MAKE FUN OF BRITNEY

STUPIDHEADS YOU ALL ARE! YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING TO HAVE HER!

It took me a few minutes, but I've figured out whats going on here. Britney clearly steals clothing from little children, and then when they are least expecting it...she eats them (hence the bloated tummy) Its not cheeseburgers Y'all, its fucking kids!

Hit me baby one more time.

With a 2x4
or a bus
or a train

you get the idea...

#35 - In what FUCKING way is a washed up 26 year old, with an IQ of 75, who has let herself go to shit, physically, and alienated everyone in her life who ever gave a damn about her -- not to mention who still gets wasted every night just weeks after "rehab" -- and who seems to have absolutely no presence in the life of her two young children any kind of role model to anyone but an aspiring street prostitute from Jersey?

Yeah Bern you are just a STUPIDHEAD. YOU KNOW YOU WANT HER

you mean i could be a prostitute in Jersey!?! thanks Brit, now i have hope...

BERN wow i sense some jealousy idiotface. britney was performing on stage and showed young girls how to be confident! whats so wrong with that!? drugs aren't bad people are PRESCRIBED them and if u don't drive it's no ones business loser!

How much Fish? Can I be your first customer?

yeah, idiotface. im telling mom. theres nothing wrong with ignoring your children if you're rich. duh.

Her assistant is pretty hot.

$5 handjobs, Jumbo - but ya gots to get to da east coast!

Now was the "Jumbo" a typo or Freudian slip?

#41: Get off your Mother's computer NOW. You idiothead.

You can sure tell school is out for the summer with these damn kids on here.......

@35 go away, retard. i hope my daughter's role model is someone closer to mother theresa than this lost soul who can't take care of her own kids and dances in front of the paparazzi for a living.

Hey guys, isn't it that time of the day when Brit-brit shows off something?

Freudian!!! only handjobs??? Not a problem to get to the east coast.

wow you all are nothing but a bunch of meanie face buttheads who have NOTHING better to do than sit around this website all day pickin your boogers and letting out a few farts here and there and then sniffin them glorifying the smell and taste of your garbage. while britney is out there changing the world the only thing you can do is bash her!!! you all im sure are great role models for ur kids never get ur lard asses off the computers stupid fartknockers

changing the world by letting young girls know that its ok to let themselves be personified by thier level of trashiness. she gives us rednecks a bad name.

@51 - You must be some troll laughing your ass off because nobody could be as retard as you are and still use a computer. So please indulge us as to what Britney is doing to change the world? Name one contribution this twatwaffle has done to improve this planet?

Her assistant always looks cute. Let's start paying attention to her instead.

Duh, Jimbo. as education requirements rise, there will inevitably (sp?) be a shortage of people with a low enough IQ to clean truck stop bathrooms. Britney is making sure that doesnt happen by spawning two little future truck stop bathroom cleaners.

Thank you for that over site on my part. I also remembered that there is a shortage of fluffers in the porn industry.

her ass is 100% pig lard!

@35....u are a fucking hypocrite!! wtf are you doing here commenting? stupidheads? u are just as retarded as britney!!

#50 - You and your twin krazykellie should have been aborted.

I won't honestly believe that this 'BRITNEY AND XTINA LOVE" person isn't joking.

No one could be so absolutely ignorant as to think that Britney Spears could ever "change the world" in any positive manner.

I mean, I know that 95% of all people are stupid, but I had kind of hoped that even the most vile, brain-dead, lobotomized fools could see that Britney Spears is as big a waste of oxygen as themselves.

Henceforth, I call bullshit.

I meant #51.
Sorry Jimbo !!!

@51: hey retard, i told you to go away.

some (most, i'm sure) of us sit at desks all day because we are employed, and actually contribute to society. sure, we all loved 'Hit Me Baby One More Time,' but change the world, it did not.

so please, go away now.

@61 no problem Lobo. It would not be the first time someone wanted me aborted

51

Is that you, Britney? Because the IQ of whoever wrote your comments cannot exceed Britney's.

I... just don't get it.

She's got to be broke!

I mean even *I* can afford to get hair that looks better than that!? Why would someone let their hair look like that. She know's she's being seen by millions of people, go to a REAL SALON!

And buy some NICE CLOTHES, I mean look at her cheap ass shoes?!

Ugh.

There's no way the "Brit/Xtina Love" person is for real. Jimbo's right; a person that dumb would forget to breathe, let alone be able to navigate websites and comment fields.

LOL at the jumbo Freudian slip.

@66 I have to use both hands

If the regulars would start using meanie face buttheads as their harshest criticism, could you even imagine the reaction of future first time visitors? It would be so great. I think we would read the words "Kansas City faggots" near constantly.

Hey, where's my handjob, and how come I miss out on all the good stuff when I go to lunch. You are supposed to wait for me to get back, dammit. That's IN THE RULES!!!

Go ahead, check it.
I'll wait...

Britney,

Dear, please stop being so cheap and shopping at Forever21 and Walmart. You know, it might work for girls in middle school/high school, since they can't afford anything better and also can fit into size 0 clothes. You on the other hand, cannot. Your fatass and stumpy legs show you're not a teen and the two kids you have at home are screaming "Mommy" all day long. That means you're a mom. Not a kid. Not a teenager. And not size 0. Also not classy.
Hire a personal shopper and tell her/him to indulge in things that are classy, made better (not in sweatshops in China by 7 year olds who get paid a cent an hour if at all), last longer, loook better and above all YOUR OWN SIZE. Get someone to measure you and tell you what that size is, as you obviously are clueless.
It's sad Britney. Open your eyes and look in the mirror for once and also look at your age and your scar that tells you you have children now. You are a woman now. A woman who wants to live carefree and single like a 19 year old with NO KIDS. Stop your delusions now woman! Geez!
That might be ok if you were not so eager to produce two offspring, but you did and now it's too late. You can't make them go away. You might spend your entire day and night outside, shopping and clubbing, but eventually you will have to go home and see them. Your poor neglected kids. Raised by wolves in your absence. Yearning for some motherly love. What did they do to deserve to be your children? So very tragic.
Btw. It's also too late for you to become a stripper, so stop flashing you stupid skank. No one wants to see your...I was gonna say "your goods" but in your case I will have to say "your bads"...
C'mon lady. Get a grip.
It's also not 1990 either so stop dressing like that. Moran. Get a life.
Trailer trash stupid inbred tard.

I would fuck the fat right off that.

dear star69,

you just wasted an hour writing a letter to britney she will never read. congrats on being the douche bag of the week

FRIST I have something better than a handjob for you FRIST

Still waiting...

Bern is my hero

She looks like Petunia Pig. Remember Porky's girlfriend? That's who I'm talking about.

Ok, that's more like it.

Ooooooohweeeee, T'Shane!! I can ignore the hair. I can ignore the BOKO shoes. I can even ignore It wearing my kindergartener's clothes.

But for the love of all that is holy, would someone please tell this disgusting piece of worm-ridden filth to stop eating her hands!! There is nothing more gross than someone that gnaws at their fingernails...especially ones that are stained from cigarettes and smell like the wet carpet of the local bar. AND she just had fake nails put on last week!! It would take some serious gnashing to get through those!!!

#72, or troll...are you sure she won't read my letter?
Are you absolutely sure??
I think she will. She will find this site and scroll through all of this and find MY letter:) Then she will read it and then she will jump off a cliff.
I know she will. Just you watch!

Blah.

And I am good!!!

I will need 3 letters of references por favor.

FRIST - only people that dont take 3 hour lunches get handjobs....

I can get you more than 3

and a credit check, Jimbo. dont forget that.

She had those shoes on last night for crying out loud!

Sorry, but black patent leather 'fk me' platform pumps are only considered 'day wear' by NJ prostitutes.

This is a free service. I can't charge for something I enjoy doing that much

Britney a role model?? For young girls? What can she teach them? To be self confident? Yeah, like '' Be a slut, procreate with the first loser, shave your head and dress like a whore. Thats the way to gain self-esteem.'' Oh, i almost forgot the alcoolic and drug addicted and pussy/tits showing and bad mother and no talent part of her. Humanity should learn from her. She must write a book. And this book would be called ''How to lead humanity to an auto-genocide''.

#7 - Agreed. NOT News Fish!
#17 - FUNNY POST! But think about it ... by having a responsible person caring for her kids instead of Brit, that's the best chance you'll have to not be robbed by them 10 years from now.
#28 -ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

Either #64 is correct, or BRITNEY AND XTINA is only 9 years old. Your writing style and lack of wisdom gives you away. Still, Britney is changing the world ... in a wicked way. Now go get ready for summer camp, missy.

I CAN JUST SMELL THE JEALOUSY

get a life losers! leave brit brit alone! and go pick on someone your own size. and those of you that are "changing the world" by going to work why are you wasting your company's money bashing britney spears all day long idiotfaces? you guys live a sad, pathetic life. especially you, jimbo looks to me like you are always on this thing... get a hobby

And another thing..
If you are going to spend thousands of dollars on an ugly bedazzled leather bag, then why do you carry your phone/blackberry around in your sweaty, gnawed to the nub stinky paws?

89. That's not jealousy you smell, it's fish.

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Thanks for the first good nut of the day Brit. You may not be smart, glamorous, or a singer, but you still get American off and that has to count for something.

@89 Yes this is a troll and she is laughing her ass off. I know who it is too. There is only one person that hangs out in this place that would single me out when I have said next to nothing.

You were pretty funny and had a lot of peole fooled.

89

Stop teasing us and tell us those wonderful things ''Brit'' does that will change the world. Please, cause i'm a stupid 14 years old acneic groupie who needs a new leader. And this skank might be the one.

What the fuck is it now? Oh my god, Britney is showing us her, hand? Get the fuck over it! In lighter news: Britney, wants to get back with K-Fed! I think that is great! She has these 2 children that are by him, and why not make another stab at it? I think that the false ass news, about shar being pregnat got to her! Well anyway....Good luck B, In in your corner....this page of haters isn't shit! Live your life, fuck what the Rimjobs say!

What??? Who the crap gets 3 hour lunches, certainly not me!!! Oh wait, that means I do get a free handjob. Oh, well back to work for me, bye all!

Jimbo, already gave FRIST my fat dick in her mouth. She gagged because I kept throbbing down her throat. So Jimbo, sorry but keep dreaming young boy.

I don't think I would like if you were normal Victor

I don't think I would like you if you were normal Victor

I don't know what disgust me more about her. Her old ''I'm a pure virgin even if I dress like a nymphomaniac'' attitude or her new ''I'm a respectable human being and mother and singer even if I don't take care of my kids, i don't sing anymore and I dress like a whore''one. And one more time, I forgot to talk about the alcoolic, drug addicted, pussy/tits showing etc... part of her. What a saint she is.

Ew she looks so gross - she's quite the chubster isn't she.

Does she not have any friends? All she seems to have is her cousin that she can treat like her little bitch. All that fame and not one friend - i wouldn't trade with her anyday

Why are these so oddly photoshopped?

#95 - Yawn.........you are in the wrong place - if you don't like it there is one simple thing to do......................................................FUCK OFF!

Please shut Mia! Please! GAWWWD i think that she is a good mother, tell me what in the hell does that have to do with the way she dress? It's strippers that has kids, and they treat their kids like you do yours! Close Minded Bimbo!

THIS ONE IS FOR YOU #103! cLICK ON THE NAME! gO GET A TOWEL BITCH!

Ha Ha your a fucking joke - it's funny how you say you notice how Jimbo is on her all the time - wouldn't that mean that you are on here all the time - IDIOT!

Just admit it - you love it here!

Why should i click on your name? You can't make me! HA HA HA

For the love of all that is good in the world stop posting photos of this has-been. We are bored already.

I KNOW THAT YOU ARE SCARED OF THOSE TYOE OF THINGS! RACHEL, CUM SNORTER!

TYPE

104

You know something? I don't have any proof that she's a bad mother. And I agree that strippers can be good mothers (in fact, i like the comparison..)

But you don't have any proof either that she IS a good mother. And strippers are really bad role model for there kids. So, you must be a really naive 14 years old girl who thinks that britney is her friend or, you are a stripper.

*their*

Why can't she just take some fucking fashion cues from her cousin; who at least has some good fashion sense. Britney is dressing like she's still got her 19 year old body and its still the year 1999. News flash...you don't have the same body, and times change. Take the damn belly ring out of your stretched out ugly ass bellybutton. No one wants to see that shit anymore.

@107 Rachael - Butterfly and the other Britney lover are just troll’s trying to piss you off and get a reaction. If you ignore them they go away. It is like your annoying little brother.

Why would anybody be jealous of Britney Spears?

I guess money, but I'd rather be intelligent, good looking and broke than retarded/insane, busted and rich.

Jimbo, obviously you aren't normal. Fuck man, only hit the "Post Your Comment" button once. You are like the fucks I work with, if something doesn't come out when printing, fuckin send it 20 more times.

What she's doing is what a lot of chicks do when they were hot at one point and then start packing it on--they lie to themselves that the size one still fits.

You see these types in bars all the time--the forty-year-old in booty shorts with her belly fat hanging over it, covered in six pounds of makeup, smoking a Marlboro and trying to convince everyone she's still sexy by flirting with everyone who gets in her radius and 'accidentally' letting her boob slip or thong show.

It doesn't work until about 1 am, when the beer goggles kick in.

Hey I'm back for a sec. Wait no I'm not/

#114 yeah it's like superfish has been invaded - TROLL CENTRAL!

Ok they are not going to bother me anymore - I will proceed to ignore! (turns head away from computer with nose in the air)

@89 - Also, no one here ever claimed to be changing the world. You claimed Britney Spears was changing the world and we explained to you why you are extremely wrong.

My sentiments exactly #117. She looks like a tube of toothpaste that was squeezed in the wrong spots.

DO YOU HAVE ANY PROOF THAT SHE IS A BAD MOTHER? No...unless you know her personally! I guess you are one of the dumbasses that believe in everything that the media say! Do you think that is all of the pictures that they took? if you do...then you are crazy! You know that they took more pix of Britney! They want motherfuckers to talk about her, and laugh at her mishaps, Dingbat! Wake the fuck up, and smell your man's penis!

We get that you have a mind of your own, Ms. Spears. It might be time to admit that you need handlers again, though. Go hang out with some gay guy friends who love fashion. They'll be brutally and constructively honest, and that's even better than a personal stylist!

I have proof she is a bad mother. She had kids with Kevin Federline. Also, she was locked away from her kids in rehab on several occasions after repeatedly exposing her cooch. Do you need any more proof?

@122 Yes I know I am going against my own advise, but butterfly do you have any proof that she is a good mother?

I know that she is young! She even had her babies young...that doesn't mean that she is a bad mother! Do you know the real reason why she was in rehab? I personally think that she was in rehab, because, she had postpartum depression! The man that you suppose to love is fucking you over! Remember, that was her first real piece of ass!You know how girls/guys go crazy over that first piece! She had these precious kids back to back...she couldn't handle that shit....just because she is a celebrity...people think that she is like Jesus Christ!Even Jesus, had people talking about him...but he knew the truth! Stuff can happen to celebrities...they die just like we do! So....she can make mistakes...that is what life is all about! If you all were so perfect...then you wouldn't be laughing at her! She seems to love her babies! It is a time for work, and it's a time for play! When she is shopping, or she wants to hang out with her friends..I think that the scumarazzi should give her a break! When it is time for work, then that's when they should work! I think that she can balance free time, and kid time....My parents did that when I was growing up! I'm a massage therapist! I think that I did pretty good!

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Her head is really small, like a turtle.

Her cousin looks better and better everyday. I hope we will be seeing more of her.

Britney should know to only hang with people that are uglier, so she might have a chance. I guess it is hard to find an uglier......

Jimbo..........lmfao............you had nothing to say about my last comment. I see you are a COWARD.

FRIST, just let me FIST you please, so Jimbo can finally learn something.

HER FRIEND OR COUSIN ETC, ALWAYS LOOKS CUTE. LOOK HOW CUTE HER SANDLES AND PAINTED TOES ARE. NOT TO MUCH MAKE UP. BRITNEY PLEASE LET HER DRESS YOU.

Butterfly,

I know why you don't have any client. You are a mean bitch. And, where I come from a massage therapist title is an AKA for prostitute. So I don't think your parent did a good job of raising you!

Victor - I was affraid I would hit the "post your comment" more than once. I don't want to be like the rest of the fucks you work with

Victor - I was affraid I would hit the "post your comment" more than once. I don't want to be like the rest of the fucks you work with

Victor - I was affraid I would hit the "post your comment" more than once. I don't want to be like the rest of the fucks you work with

Victor - I was affraid I would hit the "post your comment" more than once. I don't want to be like the rest of the fucks you work with

Victor - I was affraid I would hit the "post your comment" more than once. I don't want to be like the rest of the fucks you work with

Opps I did it again

Butterfly,

Here are the "s" that I left off my comment to you. sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss go stuff them up your ass...........

Actuall y george I do have alot of clients! I'm just so fucking glad that I haven't rubbed your hairy,pimpled infested back! I think that you spend a little to much time on the computer..buddy! I see that you have a problem getting ladies, Because you have such violence towards me...DIPSHIT!
I know that you spend alot of time "BEATING YOUR MEAT" because NOBODY on this earth would FUCK you! HEy...Small PENIS..click on the name...maybe if you read this...This will help you get some pussy later on...BLUEBALLS!

HEY HAIRY PALMS...GEORGIO....HEY AUTO DICK SUCKER...ARE YOU STILL THERE! WHAT'S THE MATTER....LITTLE BABY FEELINGS GOT HURT?

her fake nail job didnt last but what, a week?

It didn't last because she stuck them up your ass!

shez a fatt whore...
mozt momz take their kidz
everywhere..even when they
go to the bathroom..and if zhe
izn't doing anything but partiez
and zhopping, then the kidz should
be there, but since zhe iz on perzcription
drugz and alcohol all the time, they R
better off without her.

hey baglady=get your zhit together..
if U show your ugly puzz or tit again
someone iz calling childrenz zervicez
on you...for the tenth time already...

lookz like Jimbo got a little summin
zummin at work today...handjobz on the
job.....

mia iz right...zhez a horrible mom
better be careful, mia will zick the
devil on U....

for an ugly whore she has great legs

Voice of reason--

Okay okay. We ALL (collectively, as people) have fun making fun of Britney and spending hours of joy at her expense. BUT let's just chill out in the pool of reason for a minute and think about this. Girl isn't exactly hopeless. Crazy? Sure. Washed Up? For now. But she isn't without hope... yet. Sure, she shops at Forever 21 and yeah, she wears clothing that is three sizes too small for her and yeah, she wears fake hair. But she's got some gams on her, I'd say. If she just dressed nicely, and fixed her hair, just got a nice little hair cut and put on some fresh make up and got a sophisticated wardrobe, she'd be all set. It's not like she was that talented to begin with mind you. Britney has always been a fabricated, pop-culture monster born of the machine of commercialized existence. So it's not like what's going on now is too different from what was going on back then. She hasn't lost her voice, you know. She never had one to begin with. So in many ways, she's just as famous (if not more) than she was before. Only thing that is missing is that before she was famous for being pretty and having an amazing body. Now, she's infamous for having neither and being a bad mother and having a poor taste in men. One day, the pointless britney with rockhard abs of the past will return. You just wait and see. Then everyone will be bitching about how thin and pretty she is once again.

stfu umbrella bird you self-righteous whore!! u can suck my dick bitch and then get back to the kitchen where u belong!

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what the fuck are you sissies whining about now? I would do her, in a hot second! i can see it now..All of the fat bitches, and fat back jerkoffs are mad because she has more fun, and is pictured with more friends than you ever had in your pathetic life? I think so! I suggest that all of you slug asses start that year long chemical skin peel that you desperately need, that lypo, and skin lift that's awaiting you...please hurry so...we won't hear you fucking cry anymore! Britney, Baby fuck these people, I will do you in a hot second! Ilove those legs! I know that these ball chasers, and dried up pussies, know so!

Actually, the outfit is not THAT bad, it's just the person wearing it. Put this clothes on Paris Hilton and she will pull it off, or on La Lohan. Brit's body is just not made for these outfits anymore.

She's so ugly and her legs are like tree trunks. fat whore.

Britney looks better than she has in a long time. She's no where even remotely close to fat, anyone saying that apparently likes their women waifish instead of curvy and with a bit of muscle tone but I digress...

That shirt needs to be a size larger. Other than that I think she looks good. But Brit... really, quit biting your fingernails and chewing at your cuticles, ugly hands don't become you. And if you're gonna do all that, polish your nails or just take it off altogether. Sheesh.

She needs to start dressing like a mother.

The end.

#146 She always had chunky legs. Always will have.

Britney the eyesore is bringing the moral of the U.S.A. down. I think she should be exiled to Elba I no longer want her in my country. MY country! Get out skankbag!

I want to kiss and lick the soles of your feet and suck each of your sexy toes. I love you Brit. I want to cum on your feet and lick it all off for you. I love you I love you I love you.

I want to kiss and lick the soles of your feet and suck each of your sexy toes. I love you Brit. I want to cum on your feet and lick it all off for you. I love you I love you I love you.

Wow, I've never read so many mean things in my life. I don't really understand where it's coming from.

whoever the girl is with her in alot of pictures, her assistant or whatever, is about 100x hotter and more stylish than britney.

She may appear to be a total pig in mud to you, but to me she's a hot pig in molten lava and I'm gonna wade in that bacon and make myself 'splode continuously inside her, making her pop out babies so much, she'll forget she ever went on the rag. Hell, jeezus ... Whabamana!!
Heaven and ecstasy ... that's all. Where's my engagement ring?

where the fuck is her stylist? holy shit.

I'm so sick of seeing her assistant/friend's dumb face too. Get a life and quit hob-nobbing with Britnee and trying for the wannabe role. Quit smiling your dumb smile with your dumb eyes trying to look cute while holding up a meandering, mindless Brit. HOWEVER, for the ultimate revenge, she should play the media to become more famous than Whoreny and make that hack her slave.

Where are the boots???

WTF is she thinking? I only look at these posts to see her assistant/cousin/whateva Brit has plummeted to the depths of common slutdom a long long time ago and its no longer news. She used to be cute what the fuck happened? UGH.

OK sorry if this has been mentioned already but what is with her carrying actual glassware out of the house? Has she never heard of a travel mug?

Also why was she pushing a cart around the grocery store with items inside and then left empty handed?

I have to learn to not question the actions of Britney.

it would be funny (& appropriate) if the blogs made the hot assistant the focus with ms piggy in the background. I'm sure they have about the same talent so wtf?

if my mom wore her zhirt
opened in the front like
that..I'd pretend zhe wazn't
related to me...

to the azzdick lozerz on her
who zaid, yea, they'd hit that...
U R lozerz, do U zee anything
hitting that right now? fuck no..
the only people who would fuck
that old fatt hogg, would be the
lozerz on thiz site..u r all f'd up.

wow I see she did hope these buttons would tear off this shirt!

#149 thats right we are all fat and that's why Britney's a fucking pig. Where in the fuck do people like you come from? This is a slam site you fucking moron not a "I think Britney's hot and I'd fuck her" site. Keep your own disgusting desires to yourself some of us haven't had lunch yet.

She looks like an overstuffed sausage left out in open air. Gross.

I wonder what her real hair looks like?

I wonder what her real hair looks like?

Is that a self harm burn on her wrist?

to those haterz, what's the matter if she's like that at least she's famous unlike u.

i wonder u haterz look like? hmmmm maybe some of u were like pitbulls & bulldogs..eerrrrrgghhh!

jealousy cud make ur life shorter.

Why Does Brits Cousin/Asst always look 1,000,000 better than Britney

will someone please tell her to cover
up thoze treeztump legz already, fuck..
zhe iz like zome 60 yr. old women that
iz trying to be a 15 yr. old teenager.
your ugly, your legz r fatt, no one
thinkz U have talent, ztay the fuck
home and fix thoze kidz zome fuckin
oatmeal already..be a fuckin mom before
your x getz to be the mom, you azzdickhole.

doesn't she have any friends to help her out? seriously, if i was gonna go out like this, and her top is obviously waaay to small, my friends would be like what the fuck are you doing? lol

She's just trying to get laid.

I am usually the first one to defend celebs like Paris and Nicole and whoever. Britney "ya'll" Spears drives me fucking crazy. Dresses like a total whore with NO fashion sence whatsoever. What's with her all-time fave of cut-offs so short that the damn pockets are hanging out the bottom?
Trailer trash + money = Total fucking disaster

is her belly filled after an alnighter at golden corrals express line? she looks like she would hook with the guy who operates the tilt-a-whirl at the local carnival. what a goat.

worst looking trazh ever
all that money, and still
too cheap to buy good hair
and clothez, unfuckinbelieveable.→

@ #5 in lalaland

i thought i liked the shorts too, but clearly brit can't afford clothes OR an iron , since she's got a pair of lovely butt pocket flaps taking flight.

poor thing. wonder what she bought at wallyworld.

sexy as ever no mater what she dose lover her to bits