Jun 22 2007Britney Spears buys a parakeet

Way to go Britney!! Ruining your own life and possibly your childrens' isn't enough, now you have to drag an inocent bird into the mix. Maybe it will whistle some sense into her ears. http://www.hiltonbehindbars.com

britney watch out! you have a Sharpei on your neck, oh that's not a dog? or nevemind

i didn't think it was possible to have 27 chins...but i stand corrected.
::shakes head sadly::

Is she too late to be aborted? Euthanasia, possibly? Or maybe something that's rhymes with masturbation?

Answer: Assassination. I just wanted to safely clarify.

they're not singing the blues...they're moaning and listening to the sounds their stomachs are making. poor kids. they're gonna grow up drunk...and high.

sefenth

The bird will use her fake hair as a nest.

She will never be anything again. It's sort of sad to watch her and her pink fury boots.

Sad day for the poor parakeet. Life in the petstore was a walk in the park compared to having to live in Shitneys house.

PETCO - where pets go to DIE

She has more chins than a Chinese dictionary.

Oh and how cute! Shitney's tag along hag has matching boxer shorts. I will never look at Bambi the same way again.

An anaconda could take better care of children and pets, compared to Shitney.

How cute. Matching shorts....

In the mood for animals, I suppose.

Speaking of the OP's note, whatever happened to her kids? I haven't seen a pic of them in ever.

SHe has some SERIous serious rootage issues going on in pic #12 ...NaaasTY

When asked for a comment, one reporter overheard the bird evoking
" Polly wants a Cheeto..
AAAAGG I said Cheeto, bitch !...
Polly wants a cheeto baby. One more time"

Someone call PETA!!

And get that f'in Hawaiian shirt off my house !

Yeah, let's roll out of bed and go shopping -- we'll just wear our pajamas and our muckaluks. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Princess Diana have to die and not her?

I love the $19.95 "budgie starter kit" she's splurged on.

Fucking twat. Parakeets live at least 7 years, which is 6 years 11 months and three weeks longer than she's going to give a shit about Mr. Chirpy here.

Impulse buying of animals is a stupid idea.

The bird is going to have an exciting ride home trying to balance his ass in that cage. Why didn't she get a little travel carrier too?

End rant.

I love the little birds, though. RIP feller.

Those chins are just proof that her "weight loss" was actually having her body fat sucked out by lipo. You'd think she'd spring for the neck lipo too, for god's sake.

America, is so judgemental, and I don't think that america have the right to be! It's alot of shit that people do, that is swept under the rug, she just happen to be in the public eye! Yes, she is famous, and alot of people fuck up, she shouldn't be any different! You muthafucka's act like your saints! Who are you to say whether her career is over, I think that you muthafuckas are jealous because you really never had a career like hers! Be happy with your life, and stop trying to tear hers down! She'll live! Britney, don't even know that you jerkoffs exist! So....I quess keep wasting your pathetic time!

Is she tweeking in that first pic? She must be. Although I've seen glue-sniffing, cracked out tweekers make less scary faces than her.
I can't believe some guy boned her long enough her to give her two kids.

eeeehhheeehehehhehhehehehheehheheheh gonna be so funny when she takes teh birdy out and it SHITS all over her eeehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehe

who wears big ass fucking furry boots like that during the summer?! i bet her pussy stinks!

What posseses anyone to buy a fucking bird in the first place Ill never know. I guess this doesnt really surprise me either.

ugh. That "outfit" looks worse than what I see peouple wearing in my local redneck Walmart at 3am.

I give the bird three days.

It's practical. If she wakes up and the bird is dead from the fumes off her body/breath, then it's time bathe/brush/change clothes.

Man, those extensions are NASTY looking. She seems like the type of person that doesn't take very good care of her person hygiene. I'll bet her nasty ass pussy smells like New York harbor at low tide.

She's not even remotely attractive anymore... what a shame.

Does this idiot have no idea that buying animals from pet shops really stupidly sucks for those animals and those species. Does this eejit have no brain and no conscience? Ugh don't answer that I know the answer.

She probably had people bathe her when she was still, uh.. popular.. so now maybe she doesn't understand what it's like to wash herself.

Picture 4;
How many chins it that? Like 5 or 6?

#3 LMAO - yes, she has more Chins than Hong Kong.

I wouldn't be too surprised if Brit mistakes the food for her children with the parakeet's birdfeed. Her kids will then get the crackers while the birdy gets breastfed ;-)

Yes, she's irresponsible, immature, disgusting, and quite possibly crazy. I'm terrified for her children and now, as if that wasn't enough, a frickin parakeet.

But really...

She was THE wet dream of anything that had a penis for ten years or so.

And now she has more money than you, you, you, AND you could spend in a lifetime.

I guess laughing at her because she's got a nasty ol' picture posted on the internet and is slowly losing her mind is going to be our only cold comfort.

Now watch one her teenybopper fans come in and say the chins are photoshopped LOL
Britney looks like a man, she has a mans neck and her legs are like tree trunks, like a wrestlers, short , fat and stumpy. She looks like a 40 year old fat guy.

It'll be dead tomorrow. No, wait...it probably didn't make it home.

holy shit...how many chins!!!

whoa whoa whoa! holy shit, this scenario is so wrong:
1. Pic #3 quint chin AND looks like she bit some of the french tips off already. Nail Biter.
2. Back shot..bad waterfall perm extensions and what's up with the dual pattern top and bottoms..I can't see straight anymore.
3. I thought the parakeet cage cover was a mu mu Britney was wearing, my mistake.
4. THE BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!!
5. That parakeet is going to drive her insane after 5 minutes, spray shit on her walls and she's going to return it to Petco in two days...the next pics will be of that transaction.

Ok, there's more but I'm too tired from looking at these pics.

PIC #3

Unt Unt, Now me buy this and do magic show.

She's getting stranger and stranger with each passing day. Poor bird. Its going to be saying "Y'All!!!" nonstop.

OLD NEWS ASSHOLE!

I had my ipod on while I was sleeping and I was listening to blake's version of this love. So I dreamt that I was at the american idol concert and blake was singing to me and when he was about to kiss me the song ended and i woke up. well he kinda got to kiss me before i woke up.

Oh wow, a parakeet!
Finally, Britney has found her intellectual equal!

Hm...I suppose that's a little unfair to the bird, though. :P

PETCO MANAGER: Hello Miss Spears, welcome to Petco.

BRIT: (in whiney voice) I want a bird.

PETCO MANAGER: Of course Miss Spears. Right this way.

BRIT: (as she smacks her gum) Make it say my name... make it say my name right now.

PETCO MANAGER: They can't talk because they... Oh I'm sorry, these cages must need cleaning. This smell is awful.

BRIT: Nope. That's me.

PETCO MANAGER: Well, have you shit your pants? We have a public restroom where you can clean up.

BRIT'S ASSISTANT: She always smells that way. Just act like you don't smell anything. She's THE STAR!

PETCO MANAGER: They should call her “Shit Stained Has-been”.

BRIT: I want this one. I'm going to teach it to fetch my boots.

PETCO MANAGER: (walks away shaking his head and quickly makes his way out back to throw-up).

Poor innocent bird.

Living in total isolation from its fellow species. Gulping down pounds of Britney's Newport second hand smoke and Cheetos dust.

Fucking tragedy.

Well here we go again.

The fuckin boots are back.

This bitch is unbelievable. UNBELIEVABLE.

And she is zitty faced too.

congratulations. you're officially funny now.

It's so amazing to me...with all the money she has, she still manages to have the worst fashion sense of anyone I've ever seen...EVER.

I had my ipod on while I was sleeping and I was listening to blake's version of this love. So I dreamt that I was at the american idol concert and blake was singing to me and when he was about to kiss me the song ended and i woke up. well he kinda got to kiss me before i woke up.

Ok..Start The Show
The Rise & Fall Of Britney Spears..
Ain't No Way Back From This....

I had those boots when I was 6! Alos last time I checked it was June and she lives where? You dumb shit.

What the hell is with her lackey wearing the same outfits???
"Look I'm not the only one dressed like a dumbass! I swear I'm not a douche bag!"

There needs to be a cull with these bubble head bimbos. I’m so sick of their shenanigans.

Does she ever go anywhere else but to the mini-mall on the corner of Ventura Blvd. and Coldwater Canyon in the Valley. Yesterday, she was flipping off everyone after leaving the nail studio, and today she went to the same mall to buy some food for her cat. And, she is still going around town in her pajamas. Will someone please send her a Sears catalogue, so she can buy some clothes.

Those green boxers/shorts/pajamas with the dogs are the exact same as a member of her "entourage" had on earlier in the week. Who the hell is letting her wear their pants and what the hell is wrong with that person?

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I examined Britney's family of chins up close and, by golly, that shit's for REAL.

It's time for me to look at obscenely large penises to countereffect that close-up of Brit's chins. (Damn you, Superficial, why can't there be hot male porn on here instead of howdy doody looking has-been singers?)

...and what the hell is up with that cheap gold mini purse of hers? I'm convinced that the similarities to my theory of obese women and their little dogs are spot on. It makes them feel dainty. She's like a gluttoned wolverine...just consuming anything and everything in sight. In this case it's from a Charlotte Russe sales rack. I think the only solution for a real comeback is to get on the next season of the Swan.

She looks like a burnt out hippie named Steve. I wouldn't hire her as a dish washer.

Poor bird. I remember in "28 Days" an addict should keep a plant alive for a year before getting a pet. Slut.

Did any one else ever see "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"?

Those poor, poor kids... one more time whining about how "Mommy smells funny!" and they are going to have to eat that fucking bird.

Fourth picture:

What's that on her ring finger?

And also, what the hell is up with that gold purse?

I'm just...I just...steam is blowing out of my ears she infuriates and frustrates me so much!

*correction: "What Ever...", not "Whatever..."

And dear God someone take that purse and set it on fire (she never carries anything important in it, the cigs and the cell always seem to be in her hand). I hate it.

While the head scarf, ratty extensions, deer print pajama shorts, giant legs encased in furry pink boots WITH the shorts in summer and the Claire's Accessories shiny gold purse are all up for grabs what really scares me is the MULTIPLECHINS!!! how many of them suckers are there?! Perhaps she can line the bird cage with tabloids when it takes a Shit-ney

seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this stupid bitch

Ok, so has anybody noticed the white powder on her arm in pic #1? Wow....atleast try to hide your problem a little better,Brit.

seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this stupid bitch

We got a parakeet from Petco once, it lived a year before it had a stroke and went blind. Our vet says that this is typical since the chain pet stores buy their animals from bird mills, where there is such inbreeding and filthy conditions that the animals who live long enough to be sold are extremely unhealthy.

If you want to get a bird (or any other pet) PLEASE do NOT go to a pet store!

she is shielding the bird from the parparrazi

PLASTIC SURGERY WILL FIX ANYTHING

If, at this point, all of you don't BACK OFF
and realize the obvious// thz woman is severely mentally ill, not reallyfunny

Yup we come to these blogs to rag on the celebs. I love the sarcastic humor...
that's why these blogs are fun!!!

But this shizzeit iz not funny. No more.

This is like when MJackson started to lose it, but NOBODY took it seriously, cuz he was a cash cow.

She needs to go a sanitarium in Switzerland. ASAP.

God save her children. Peaceout/

ok so i'm a fan of britney but i love your quote "CHINS I NEEDS MORE CHINS" lol

Keep up the good work, puns, and disses.

mental.illness
she is SICK
wtf w/the clothes
that poor cousin
and you know brit stinks
and the faces ... she is ill

please caption every picture of britney spears from now on

she is one ugly motherfucker, oops, I just brought up my breakfast by looking at her

The only way this massive trainwreck could be even moderately attractive is if I chugged six bottles of Jack Daniels, got alcohol poisoning, and died. Cuz I'm pretty sure I'd still be wasted in the afterlife.

Fishstick, last night in New York Jimbo and I went to this house where everyone was doing some many drugs and having sex with each other and we all decided to join in. My head is throbbing from all the alcohol and my mouth is so sore from all the dingdongs I sucked. I am now trying to recover, because we are going at it again tonight. Come up and join us, I know you Fishstick, you are worse than the rest of us. call me.

@78

Can I bring my cell? It has a heavy vibration mode and I love to make calls on it when it's under some guy's balls. Hard to talk but that's not the point.

I'm sure everyone's thinking this" Whyyyy?!? Why does a woman with millions upon millions of dollars refuse to fix her disgusting hair?!?! I feel like she probably looks kindof cute with short hair? Anything has to be better than that crap....

Did any of you ever stop to think her boys are with their dad when these pics were taken? She's not fat. Who cares if she and her friend are wearing matching shorts...as if you ladies never have! Maybe the bird is a gift for her son. You guys are such assholes, I swear.

the bird iz a diztraction zo
that when the kidz want her
attention, zhe'll zay, look
at the birdie, ain't he purdy!
#78&79=could you guyz being
any more zlutier, damn..what
HOz.

what a nasty neck, and a ugly nose
and those cheap extensions, not combed.
could she get any worse. take that stupid
scarf of your head, you look like one of
those old movie stars from the 50's with
that ugly scarf on and of course your
wrinkled neck.

Britney could make it big in the neck fat porn industry. She could fit a cock through those neck rolls.

She has more Chins than a Chinese phone book.

You know what's great? That 'putting a blanket over the parakeet to make it thinks its night' thing? works on britney too.

Britney may think that she is better off without the previous management team but she sure as hell looks worse without them!

It would be in the line of expectations that Britney's kids become drugaddicts,alcoholics etc.On the other side,sometimes you learn how things suppose to be done best by...Experiencing the totally opposite,how things suppose not to be done.In this way there's still hope for them.Her kids could become the ideal model citizens in the future.

Wonder how much she pays that girl to follow her around and smile all the time like she enjoys it.

The assistant has a better chance of putting out a sucessful album.

I expect this attention whore to teach this parakeet to jump out of her vagina while flashing it!

I wonder what PETA would say about animalsex with malicious intent?

hahahaaa nice outfit... and i'm really sure it's necessary to put a covering over the birdcage to hide the innocent birdies from the paparazzi... is she going to name it blanket... or sheet... like MJ??

do you think she woke up and thought, "ohhh, i know what i'll wear today!"

Does she know how to dress herself?
I THINK NOT ... i feel like she places her kids in front of her closet and one child grabs the shirt and the other grabs the bottoms and thats her outfit for the day!
... dont get me started with the pink furry boots

I give the bird two weeks. at most.

Britney can raised two kids and the only reason that she got the bird, is to baby-sit the kids when she's drunk or coked up.
Poor bird and poor kids. Someone should
teach her how to groom herself and pick
out clothes that match. I can find better
looking pussy anywhere that looks better
than her.

my goodness....please lose the weight..there's no excuse for all the
excess weight...use the money for lipo
or something...it's bad for as young as you are...blech....not sorry...blech...she's really getting fugly

Dear Bounty Killer, how can someone with a hardass name come up with such a frikken whiney SUCKY comment? I can't speak for everyone, but hell yea, I'm happy with my life, and I love watching Brit falling further into her abyss, because that kinda shit MAKES ME HAPPY a lot. Yay Brit, keep up the wardrobe malfunctions!!

LMFAO delicious

With all the money she has, you would think that she could get the best quality hair extentions!!!! those things in her head are horrific! and the black roots really pull the look together.

It's just so sad. She can't dress to flatter herself at all, the hair is a disaster, I think extensions are not meant to be your entire head of hair, just add length or fullness it is just a total mess. She would be better off with wigs and does she own pants? Jeans? She can look really nice in jeans. Someone help her.

A parakeet? She can't handle her children! Do they have "care and feeding of celebrity babies" in Petco too? What about "How to keep your cootch covered in public"?

#96---She better keep that pussy away from the bird! I DON'T Want to see that picture smeared all over the internet!

#8 (my sentiments Exactly)please make her go away

is Phyllis Diller passed away? ..I'm just thinkin ...well Brittany could come back as a HOllywood Square Star

Awww. They must be bestest friends!! Fresh from the sleep over still in their matching jammies. She needs a foster home.

KFC and PETCO are diff chains shitney...

shes prob high. this seems like a methed out idea.

i agree, she doesnt seem to have good hygiene. i have no respect for that bc if ur a celeb, the least u can do is be SHOWERED in public at all times. doesnt she have handlers to take care of her grooming?!?

the boots are for hiding her tree trunk cankles!

has she eaten the bird yet?

that fuckin chin killz me*
for her age, for her to look
that way, if I waz her..after
getting boo=d, I'd never go
back on stage..if zhe thinkz
they R going to welcome her,
zhe iz in dreamland.
COMB YOUR HAIR BITCH!!!!!!!!

What a dork! No scence of fashon whats so ever. Who's that girl she's always with too? I give the bird 2 months tops..

Man, I don't really understand what the fuss is all about...who the fuck cares about what some fatso is doing and her trailer trash dumb ass boyfriend...I think Britney is fucking fat and disgusting...bad skin, bad hair I would just say naaah man...

Redneck from head to ho.

She has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

what the hell are those boots? they look like pink shit

81, yeah like getting a fragile bird for a 2 year old is such a great idea!

and look, she already can't handling the responsibilities. they haven't even gotten the bird out of the store & the assistant is doing all the work.

and shouldn't the bird be traveling in a little box?

This write-up was pretty funny. Although I doubt her kids are in cages. She wouldn't do that. I am sure they are in locked closets somewhere.

And WTF is up with her chins? She looks like the parakeet here.

i think that she needs to buy a diet, or a good plastic surgeon!

#3 and #36: LOL,when I had my first baby, my best friend exclaimed that my litle boy had "more Chins than a Chinese phonebook"!
Cute as can be on a newborn; not so cute on Britney.

I've done better looking guys than this ugly old 7 chin babymaker. Just ask techclerk, yea, I said it before. He's like butter.
His ass is also a tight little ass. Can't help myself.

Pariz Hilton walked outta
jail at 6:00 a.m. Eaztern
time..waving at the cameraz
and smiling az zhe were the
fuckin Queen..walking down
her katwalk into her motherz
crying armz.
fuckerz zlept right thru it..

When did she turn 85?

ohhh bit bit never ceases to amaze me!!
love the outfit. if you looked up the word "class" in the dictionary, you would find a picture of her right beside it. the time she flashed her cooch to the world..what a glorious day. more sexilicious pics in the link below.

http://slideshow.ivillage.com/entertainment/britney_spearss_daily_donts/post_281.html

argh. HERE.

Polly want a noose?