Jun 18 2007Britney Spears steals her friend's clothes

Doesn't matter, she still looks like poo. I'd really like to bang her mom though.

FIRST

How much does Spears get paid to change her clothes like that so the paparazzi can claim to have different pictures of her? Is it a flat fee or does she take a cut of the sale price?

The cellulite is so nasty on that biatch.

I think Britney does this to get her girlfriends naked with her.

I'd do the both of them. And then...well, Jimbo knows what I'd do next...

Britney probably made her friend change so she could be in the shorter dress for the requisite, nightly crotch shot.

Ya'll....why didn't nobody tell me my legs don't show in this dress? Dang, ya'll. Gimme your'un.

poor little Britney, can someone please explain to her that she even if she switches clothes with her friends she'll still be the ugly one. I dont care how much you polish a turd, it'll still be a smelly piece of shit.

Can't this dumb bitch afford her own clothes ?

I used to wonder why women spent so much time in washrooms.
"We talk over the stalls to each other"
(Yeah right. And..? These two couldn't even remember which clothes they were wearing.)

I would rather do the space alien looking big boob bitch from bern's site.

http://thelifeandtimesofbernard.blogspot.com/2007/06/disturbingly-massive-breasts-anyone.html

Don't say I never did anything for ya Bern. You douche.

She's just so classy.

It doesn't matter what Brit wears. She still lip syncs her queebes.

Could she be any more plain? She looks like the plainest, average-est girl in the fucking universe. BORING.

Twitney's friend is good looking. Twitney is not.

She's always fucking pulling people behind her. drag drag drag. She reminds me of the little girl in elementry school that always made up clubs and designated herself as president.

#12 - Wow, Yakman. Touching.

I'm glad my website's boobs could bring us together like this ...

Funny how both outfits looks way better on the other blond.

Didn't she kinda do this with Shar Jackson? "Ah lak yo baby daddy....you gonna give 'em to me, okay?"

Wow! Britney found a way to look like shit twice in one night. I'm impressed.

Does she have Down Syndrome?!??....

The commentary by the author on this site just keep getting funnier and funnier....NOT!!!

And another note:

Only bring friends that are UGLIER than you when you go out...not prettier.

Ummm ya I feel sorry for her friend: Look at the shitty, childish outfit she has to end up wearing because Britney couldn't pick out a decent outfit if it slapped her upside the head.

Do they have a seamstress in the bathroom to be able to get the new outfit let out enough to fit that drunken behemoth?

If I was her friend (and female) I would just wear short skirts with my underwear showing. That way Britney won't want to switch clothes with me....hmmm...wait.

http://www.backlottalk.com
The movie studio life.

I think Britney does this just for the attentions, its like she always has to be in the spot light. And to read the article the her mom was interviewed for stating "Britney is coming around"! Yeah Ok that is why she is still partying and switching clothes with her friends. She is such a joke!

She managed to make her friend even better looking.

And how in the hell did she stuff those larded tree-trunks she calls feet into those patent leather maryjanes? How, people, HOW?

i'm am so deeply disturbed by the fingernails in the last photo. why do people think those look good? they're almost as classy looking as britney, almost!

it's a good think the friend got to wear those shorts first because who knows what sort of fluids Britney would leave on those things.

she has big ears.

Next: I like yur hair. Gimmie gimmie gimmie

She ate her friend.

I was in the women's bathroom in a club in LA and I heard Britney say to one of her friends "Hey! Jimbo gave you a much better Steamer than me!!! Let's trade!"

I got out of there as fast as I could.

Britney is getting old and tired fast for me. She used to be someone that i thought had it all but has nothing but too much money for someone like her to handle. She needs charm school and a lesson in life especially on what a Mother really means!!!!!!!!!

@34 Hey Shack I was wondering where you have been.

jim, how many times do i have to tell you that i don't troll? i'm the only person that i know how to be.

come back to chicago and we'll work it all out. i'll even do anal, and anal with a skinny girl is special because we'll both know you're hurting me.

you just got a half-chubber, didn't you?

Something tells me she didn't get that blue tongue (visible in last photo) from drinking bottled water all night.

Clearly she was giving blowjobs to Smurfs.

I don't care what you guys say, exchanging clothes with that blonde in a club is HOT! You are all haters or angry females or gay!

@37 Shack - It is funny that when ever some troll talks about a steamer, you pop out of the woodwork.

If you really want me to come back to Chicago, send me an e-mail

It went something like this...

Brit- Hey whats your name, since Ive puked on and got a splooge shot on my dress, and since the paparazzi will be outside to take my picture, and since you are, well, nobody, you give me your dress and you take mine. mmm kay?

Whats her name- ummmm, like, ok?

Brit- Cool! Now you just diappear through the kitchen and act like you dont know me, um okay?

Whats her name- I like Santa.

Brit- Ok, get going bitch.

doesn't she realize she's now not attractive?
someone should bolt the door on her trailer so she can't get out.
i wonder if she can make white trash look chic?

can we get just one pick where shes NOT a sweaty fat mess?
Her and that fat slob Brandn the oil heir would make a fantastic couple

Wow, for about a split-second, I felt bad for her friend, since loaning clothing to Kentwood's fave white trash whore universally means that you'll never be able to wear it again due to the (well-founded) fear of contracting some incurable disease....then I realized that the poor-man's Nicky Hilton whose dress she stole, was stupid enough to wear the dress Brit originally had on....supremely stupid, honey....now....go get a prescription for penecillin....quickly....and some anti-retroviral while you're at it....

Brit looked kinda demure and sexy in the first dress but if brit stayed classy through the night, where on the web would her pics end up?

Now if I could just get close enough to slap her

So I have a theory on this phenomenon of the constant changing of clothing with her 'friends.' Remember this is not the first time she has done the whole switch-aroo with someone's clothing. This isn't one of her friends, this is the nanny to her children - you know, the one that she insists cannot be too close to her children or she will fire them, they have to be hip, and secure with nudeness. When she cannot decide which outfit to wear for the evening she sends the kids off with k-fed and tells the nanny to dress in one outfit and she will wear the other - and when she decides that she doesn't get enough attention in the outfit she is wearing she tells the nanny to trade. So, what do you think? Maybe my theory is plausable???

She traded dresses with her friend because she thought if she did this then she might become as attractive as her friend, no such luck. Her friend would still look and smell better even if she were wearing a used diaper pail.

scene: club bathroom

[britney] hay bobbi jo!

[friend] bobbi jo was my Louisiana name. I'm Debba now.

[britney] okay! come in here for a sec - i want to try something...

[friend] you tried that at the house. I told you I'm not into that sort of thing.

[britney] no, this is different. I'll keep my hands to myself this time, i promise!

[friend] okay...eww, ever heard of flushing first? Is that what you brought me in to see?

[britney] huh? oh, whoops, sorry! No, silly, I want to try your dress on.

[friend] uh...do you have to? I've got a guy friend out there waiting for me...

[britney] oh, come on! i just want to see if I look as good as you do in it. (ThatandIwanttoseeyounaked) drinks are on me if you do!

[friend] ...uh...alright, but just for a sec, kay?

[they change dresses]

[friend] ewww, this one's greasy! Hey!

[britney] race you back to your guy friend! mua ha ha ha hah ha ah!

[THE END]

I wonder if they also exchanged their panties

Looks like she may have stolen a few of her friends meals too.

Fucking hiefer

Nice skin too. hey Brit ever heard of soap?

@50.. I bet they DID exchange pretty panties.

aaahahahahaha poor girl. Home girl ROCKS both the outfits so much better. Probably because she doesn't look like she just gave birth to a buffalo. ewwwww and Brit's cellulite is there, it's not, it's there, it's not.... ITS THERE.a

WHO IS HOMEGIRL?!?! let's figure that one out!!

I got something shiny for her. I polish it all the time.

Look at the last picture ! Seems like nobody told her not to eat her make-up !

#35 Amen. I was kind of making excuses for her a bit since she's stupid and mentally ill (I have a soft spot for the mentally ill) but after she treated her Mom so bad, wow - she really sucks. And she dissed her Mom in public - kind of makes Sarah Silverstein embarrasing Paris look mild-mannered in comparison.

Alot of women look good w/o make-up. Unfortunately, Brit is not one of them. Maybe she should have gotten her friend to put some make-up on her instead of switching outfits since both outfits are equally hideous. She also would have been better off in her original outfit because it shows less of her.

@29.

I was wondering the same thing. I can hear the leather groaning in protest.

Damn, that girl is fucking hawt. And I sure as hell ain't talking about Britney.

Britney is a butch lebso who pays that girl to pose as her friend. She must be REALLY hard up for cash.

That silver dress looks far better on the friend than on Brit. Because of a lack of photos, I'll just assume the black dress also does.

Didn't anyone notice the BOOTS ARE GONE?? The 100th time her handler told her the boots were ugly was the time it finally sunk in - but only because she wasn't chewing gum at the time.

she has 2 kids...she should be at home raising them not paying someone else to do it while she goes out and whores around.

Wait, I totally agree with how gross those nasty french manicures are!!! SO NASTY! Why do girls think it's hot. SO trashy.

Also, their style is PORN STYLE. Fine for porn stars who are viewed in private and are hot because they're trashy but in Brit's case, what the fuck actually is she shooting for? She and her entourage all have tree trunk schwarzenegger thighs. LAY OFF the Squats!

I can see her watching a pay per view porn at a swanky hotel and saying to herself,'HMMMM now those girls have STYLE!!"

I love how she supposedly shaved her head because she was sick of her hair extensions and now she has even nastier extensions that she always covers with a scarf or hat. What an idiot.

I love how she supposedly shaved her head because she was sick of her hair extensions and now she has even nastier extensions that she always covers with a scarf or hat. What an idiot.

I love how she supposedly shaved her head because she was sick of her hair extensions and now she has even nastier extensions that she always covers with a scarf or hat. What an idiot.

I would soooo love to lick my cum off of the soles of her feet. I love her!!!! I could suck her toes for the rest of my life!!!

MommieDearezt:
Pleaze tell uz Y U R A
fuckin Skanky Ho..Your
fake hair lookz zo fucked
up..did U juzt get off of
a motorcycle?
And yea, thiz drezz zwitch
iz old zhit..u learn it from
Madonna, when zhe waz with
Dick Tracy in that reztraunt.
God, U can't even come up with
your own zhit..U R such a lozer!

MommieDearezt:
Pleaze tell uz Y U R A
fuckin Skanky Ho..Your
fake hair lookz zo fucked
up..did U juzt get off of
a motorcycle?
And yea, thiz drezz zwitch
iz old zhit..u learn it from
Madonna, when zhe waz with
Dick Tracy in that reztraunt.
God, U can't even come up with
your own zhit..U R such a lozer!

UM I can't believe this woman was every man and boy's fantasy just a few years ago.

She needs to stop shopping at Forever 21.

Side note: EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP SHOPPING AT FOREVER 21. But especially people with money.

I thought she was supposed to be getting into shape...She's fat and ugly!

Irony is that her first dress is actually much nicer.
I suspect the change of dress is just to distract everyone from the fact that she's wasted. Not really working tho.

That 'girlfriend' looks like some porn actress.

I just can not remember the name - but the face... I am sure to have seen it in a couple of movies.

#21, why does she look like shit? Honestly, if Britney was anyone else, nothing bad would be said. She looks fine.

Maybe Britney thinks she's James Bond. Ya'll, nobody will recognize ( pronounce that re-cog-ni-size) me once we change. Now she's off to catch Osama.

#33
LMAO you owe me a new keyboard!!

#29
so true those larded hoofs are fuckin nasty

#42
" someone should bolt the door on her trailer so she can't get out."
BEST LINE OF THE DAY!

How bad does this piece of turd want to be someone else huh? I mean how much can someone HATE themselves to do everything she does all the time? I think Kevin seriously did a huge number on her self esteem. I'm sure it was a piece of cake to manipulate her and make her hate herself with a vengeance but I never thought she'd lose herself this bad.
She's completely gone.
Yeah she was always white trash and on the stupid side, but she was never a complete lunatic.
It's Shitney's body and it's alive but the person inside has been killed by Kevin.
She's like a headless body running around...
Nothing left of her that's worth anything.
Gone.

She just changed into the babydoll nighty knowing some slime ball is about to hoser at their place, and it saves time changing. Little does she know, that they would rather pull a long dress over her head so they don't have to look at her.

Yeeeech, she must be paying that "friend" alot of money to be willing to swap clothes w/ her. I would seriously fear for my health if I did that (which I wouldn't). The short dress is really cute though.

Too bad you spelled "you're" incorrectly. It would be "you're Britney's friend" not "your Britney's friend."

I don't know which is worse, being raised by Britney or Kevin Federline...??? Damn I feel for those kids. Must be nice being able to drop all parenting responsibilities and go out every hour of the day drinking and showing off your skank.

WHO GIVES A FUCK! I know personally that all of you wore your best friends thongs last night! Hypocrtites!

frenchie, why don't you learn how to spell or go back to the second grade. Hello, the word "hypocrite" is spelled like this.

WHO CARES WOOD HORSE, THAT NAME IS FITTING OF YOU, BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY HAD THAT STUCK UP YOUR ASS FOR THE LONGEST! BITCH! I still think that you had on your best friend's thongs!

The sad thing is: Her friend still looks better than her, even after changing into that disgusting dress.

ummm i don't see any cellulite?
she looks great

Did they do a panty swap too????? then again if she tried Brittany probably wouldn't be able to peel them off that skanky beaver unless she was in the shower soaking for at least 20 minutes...What a fucking retard...

Britney has really fat legs. GROSS

she'd clap her hands and say, "ohhh, y'all".

why, if she is so rich can she not afford to put on some foundation, lipstick, take style lessons from a tranny!!! anything is better than the former mrs. federloser looking like shit. I mean, i did not think you could get any worse after marrying loser/ dancer/ wannabe rap boy....