Jun 18 2007Britney Spears is a lady

Britney Spears was spotted at a Beverly Hills nails salon getting a French manicure. And as she left, she gave the paparazzi a taste of her ladylike manners. I'd suggest she and Avril Lavigne have a contest to see who's the most ladylike, but I don't think the world could handle that much concentrated femininity. Gay people would walk in the room and instantly turn straight.

Reader Comments
1. piss on my tits - June 18, 2007 3:43 PM
trashy bitch
2. p911gt10c - June 18, 2007 3:43 PM
Honestly, is she even worth mentioning without posting a shot of her ass or vaginae?
3. BaldAsBritney - June 18, 2007 3:43 PM
You know how you know when your way to fucking fat?
When you have fat fucking shoulders. What a greasy, inbred hog.
4. Jewel - June 18, 2007 3:43 PM
THIRDDDDD
5. Boo-yaH - June 18, 2007 3:45 PM
She must have thought this picture would be scratch and sniff.
6. Jewel - June 18, 2007 3:46 PM
avril actually looks 10x better giving the finger... wow.. i can't believe avril is actually better at doing something other than making canada look bad?
7. cosmetologist - June 18, 2007 3:50 PM
If she didn't want the paparazzi to take her picture at the nail studio, she could have called and had a manicurist come to her house. She is really cheap! There are manicurist that do this all the time, and they really don't charge that much more. Even the peasants in LA have them come to their homes all the time.
8. Jimbo - June 18, 2007 3:52 PM
I think she is showing the paparazzi she got a little stink finger while she was getting her nails done
9. woodhorse - June 18, 2007 3:52 PM
Tiger Lily is more ladylike, even in all her perversity.
10. Zed - June 18, 2007 3:53 PM
Fat arms, messy hair, ugly face. Nope, nothin' new.
11. WowJustWow - June 18, 2007 3:53 PM
Those French press-on nails are sooooo 20th century.
12. Superfish - June 18, 2007 3:57 PM
wait a second! wasn't it like...3 mos ago when she was showing off her new "body"? WHAT HAPPENED TO IT! its like all of a sudden, it started blowing itself up again...and when does she do another comeback show? i mean...yea watching her flash her panties and boobs and stuff is cool, but a 15 minute show? man! thats better than that one scene from monster's ball. even i couln't pull my pants down for a quick whack-off!
13. Ms. E - June 18, 2007 3:58 PM
Someone seriously needs to hose her down. Just looking at her makes me feel like I haven't showered in a week.
And what's up with the man-bod? Nice arms, butch!
14. Concerned - June 18, 2007 4:00 PM
Fish, gays aren't just male.
15. Kickin' it old school - June 18, 2007 4:02 PM
She could still stick that finger in my butt.
I mean-- What?
16. Superfish - June 18, 2007 4:02 PM
I also just wanna know what happened to our pop princess? man...if she sang "hit me baby one more time" i'd do it. and not just a tap on the butt...one SLAP right in the face! and it wouldn't stop there...oh no, it wouldn't stop there. i'd beat the bitch until i heard the soft, mellow sounds of weird al yankovich saying "where is the love?" and then i'd look at her, then look at my fist and laugh and say "oops! i did it again!"
17. WowJustWow - June 18, 2007 4:03 PM
** newsflash! **
Britney Ballistic Over Billboards
Singer may sue over radio show's "nut job" advertisements
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0618071mjshow1.html
ho ho
hee hee
ha ha
18. Jimbo - June 18, 2007 4:04 PM
@14 Yes they are. Lesbo's are female. We like lesbo's
19. Sasha_Baron_Cohen - June 18, 2007 4:06 PM
#16 Superfish, i dont even have a comment funny or dumb enough to top the ones u just posted...there you go! some uplifting for ur ego.
man i'd still do britney. i mean sure, she flashed almost every part of her body. but that's supposed to be a turn-on...right?
20. YouRang - June 18, 2007 4:07 PM
She really is stupid. Oh, and unattractive.
21. Superfish - June 18, 2007 4:09 PM
Sasha Baron Cohen...Borat sucked.
And even if you DID have a comment to top mine, you wouldn't post it...u being so worried about my ego and all. dude, i'll have my wife kick ur ass. and so what if im not married!? ill still pick some random woman off the street and pay her $20 to say she's my wife and SHE'LL kick ur ass...some UPLIFTING for YOUR ego...or what's left of it.
22. Sasha_Baron_Cohen - June 18, 2007 4:11 PM
#21 Fish, so you want to play tha bag game? ok...why not post something funny. i dunno, tell us a knock-kcock joke. im sure your 20-dollar-wife would want to hear one right?
23. WowJustWow - June 18, 2007 4:13 PM
Borat was funny.
24. bungoone - June 18, 2007 4:14 PM
she's one sexy beast, emphasis on beast of course.
25. Superfish - June 18, 2007 4:15 PM
#22 well, since you're impersonating actors and all...i guess i could use a few "acting" lines of my own. like "Dude! Where's your dick?" or "Say hello to my 'little' friend!" and "little" being literally. i could even go so far as to call you a chick...but im sure that wouldn't insult you since you're already a bitch so calling u a "chick" is useless. and let's not try to go hard on the keyboard today ok? father's day was yesterday, im still enjoying the wonderful sights of Britney's nipples and panties. you, should just go pay for sex.
26. Sasha_Baron_Cohen - June 18, 2007 4:17 PM
#25 u know, i tried paying for sex but your sister was already with a client. so i had to wait...i did until your mom came to my rescue! man! older women are the best! especially when they're 90 like YOUR mom
27. Sissy Boi - June 18, 2007 4:22 PM
@25....I too, always like looking at Britney's pretty panties.
28. Reality Check - June 18, 2007 4:26 PM
I think people have given Britney too hard of a time. I don't blame her for flipping the bird at those bastards.
You all are just haters Hey don't hate the player hate the game.
At least Britney is not an stick bitch like Paris and Nikole.
29. bungoone - June 18, 2007 4:27 PM
wow, 26, your entire post was the most cliche & unoriginal thing i've ever read.
give up now, for yourself & for everyone who reads these things.
30. woodhorse - June 18, 2007 4:39 PM
Fake Sasha go away. Superfish is funny, you're not.
Superfish you know those midnight trips she makes to Taco Bell will undo the Lipo eventually. Same thing happened to Janet "butt-mounted-on-her-chest" Jackson.
31. LL - June 18, 2007 4:41 PM
At least she stuck up the right finger.
Yeah, she's an inspiration to us all... inbred white trash dickweeds.
32. woodhorse - June 18, 2007 4:42 PM
Here's REAL contest for fake Sasha (without trashing our thread) - Make your own website and see how many of us Don't hit it.
33. Amber - June 18, 2007 4:44 PM
Oh, Britney, I used to love you. I really did. But I'm waiting for you to restore my faith in you. I really have no idea what you're thinking when you do these things...
34. Bern - June 18, 2007 4:45 PM
I'd rather see Disturbingly Massive Breasts.
35. yukadoozer - June 18, 2007 4:48 PM
squishy. like your fat auntie dahn sauth.
36. Waffleholic - June 18, 2007 4:50 PM
I'd still rather see Brit flipping the bird than Avril anyday. Avril is sorta an angry, tightly wound little kid trying to be a hard ass and completely void of warmth or sexy. Brit's seen better days, but even all bloated, I still find myself more drawn to her than a lot of the other dumb twats in Hollywood.
37. Darth Hater - June 18, 2007 5:02 PM
Maybe that's the sign for her gang, Stupid Talentless Whores.
38. theoriginalmilf - June 18, 2007 5:11 PM
Just me or is Britney looking more and more each day like an aging hillbilly soccer mom?
39. Wonky - June 18, 2007 5:15 PM
Holy thick arms Batman. She just can't keep it off.
Oh, and nice hair.
40. lickme - June 18, 2007 5:17 PM
I heard the NFL is having tryouts at LB...gooooo Britney!
Excellent restoration of her reputation, her kids and parents must be so proud.
41. Jewelia - June 18, 2007 5:55 PM
I feel sorry for her. Imagine if 100 people with flashing cameras were constantly (CONSTANTLY) following you around, aiming the cameras to get any perverted pic they could and yelling very insulting things at you in order to get a reaction and to sell the pictures.
42. Superfish - June 18, 2007 6:17 PM
#30 wow! that explains it all! and they're both alike too! nipples popping out, has-beens, oh, the irony of it all. i just with Janet JAckson would have kids and become a bad parent too...that way, the celebrity world will be a better place!!!
43. Superfish - June 18, 2007 6:18 PM
...and by "better place" i mean potentially hell with hitler heading the nazis against abortion...
44. Jbo - June 18, 2007 6:21 PM
I'll give her one thing... She remembered what finger is used to flip people off - now maybe she could remember how dress straps work.
Dumb HO - and no, I didn't say I'd make you gumbo!
45. sea - June 18, 2007 6:37 PM
I'm relieved. I was doubting her sincerity when she apologized for acting like a child and wanting to clean up her act. But she must have meant it. You can clearly see that she really is turning into a proper teen's role model again.
46. woodhorse - June 18, 2007 6:39 PM
Fish - Some magazine said Janet DID have a child like 20 years ago and gave him to a relative and refuses to acknowledge him. That sounds like a bad parent to me.
It is getting to where I can't tell them apart. I will need you to label your posts on them so I can be sure which is which.
47. woodhorse - June 18, 2007 6:39 PM
and they both fucked Justin Timberlake. Are they even separate people??
48. Heather - June 18, 2007 6:57 PM
What is wrong with giving people the bird? I think Brit is a skank, but nothing wrong with flip'n the finger.
49. The Superfish guy is on coke - June 18, 2007 7:27 PM
French manicure=Trailer trash
50. FRIST!!! - June 18, 2007 7:48 PM
Maybe she has pms
51. TigerLilly - June 18, 2007 8:18 PM
Peter Pan and I want to take
this fat bitch and give her
to Capt. Hook and his pirates
to eat. They like to eat fat,
ugly, mean girls.
Meanwhile, Peter and I will
go to his secret tree and
have some special Peter Pan
peanut butter!
ugga wugga wiggwam!
52. Jules - June 18, 2007 8:21 PM
Britney Spears? Being unladylike? Scandalous! Unheard of! She's been such a symbol of class and dignity over the past two years!
53. Reality Check - June 18, 2007 8:23 PM
TigerLilly you aint all dat get a life really brit is nuts mmmm
you all make me think it definetly takes a nut to know one whooo
54. woodhorse - June 18, 2007 9:05 PM
#51 Do you ever paint yourself in whiteface and say "Excuse me Mr. Interlocutor, Sir!"? - please stop saying
ugga wugga wigwam
it is extremely offensive.
55. Sheen - June 18, 2007 9:21 PM
Got to hand it to her....she packs as much flab as she can onto that narrow frame. And that mole on her shoulder repulses me, I don't know why.
56. busty carmichael - June 18, 2007 9:25 PM
Yes! Finally! she told you dipshits off! I love this! She should have told all of the scumarazzi this stuff sooner! This is for all the B.S. haters! Suck Monkey nuts! You'll be in the music store line sucking up, and fighting over that last Britney Spears record! I'll see your ass there!
57. WHAT EVER - June 18, 2007 10:05 PM
she's so fat and trashy..go back to Louisiana already...
58. Casey - June 18, 2007 10:55 PM
Sacha Baron Cohen is the actor. Sasha Cohen is the figure skater.
59. captain obvious - June 19, 2007 7:12 AM
Wow, she does look quite...fleshy here. And her IQ...ah, yes Britney. We all are already aware of it, but thank you. Seriously though, I might feel sorry for her...if she hadn't blubbered (heehee) to Matt Lauer..."I just wish the paparazzi would leave me alone...waaaaahhhh" (As fake eyelash falls off)....waaaahhh. Well guess what sunshine; if you want to be left alone, then don't live in LA. Or at the very least, keep your tits, ass, and cooch covered like any normal person.
60. Snatchit - June 19, 2007 9:45 AM
I'm telling you, Brits' plastic surgeon (the same one MJ uses) is slowly transforming her into Vince Neal so she can replace him on the Motley Crue tour. Remember you heard it here first...
61. Kiky - June 19, 2007 9:57 AM
Why does she get a French Manicure when her hair is a total mess? She is very rich, so why doesn't she use her money to look at her best??? Why she doesn't care about herself???
62. Kamiki - June 19, 2007 10:20 AM
God what is it with the fake nails, fake nails are so ghetto/whore/tramp/slut shes is such a low class person, I am not sure if I hate Paris or Britney more. Nah I am sure its still Paris, but Britney is more of a person to look down on figure and just be glad thats not me.
63. frenchie - June 19, 2007 10:21 AM
She probably was on the way to the beauty salon, Ass tweakers! Oh my Britney, Flip Flop came off! "oh my god, how could her flip flop, just come off like that?"I mean nobody flip flop just come off like that! GET A FUCKING LIFE......Grow some fruit, do something, tea baggers!
64. Yeah Yeah Yeah - June 19, 2007 10:57 AM
Love those white trash-esque, giant, square acrylic nails. Klassy fer sure.
65. TigerLilly - June 19, 2007 11:27 AM
53 if it takes one to know one, then you are the idiot in here.
54 your are the biggest hypocrite in here. one minute you trash people for being nice and tell them this place is to trash people, then you have the nerve to tell me that ugga wagga wiggwa is extremely offensive! Oh my God, I wouldn't want to be offensive in here of all places. You are a bigger idiot then 53. Go pick on someone else, that's also something else you say you don't do, but that's funny, because your always doing it. I think your the one without a brain and very offensive.
66. TigerLilly - June 19, 2007 11:32 AM
53 if it takes one to know one, then you are the idiot in here.
54 your are the biggest hypocrite in here. one minute you trash people for being nice and tell them this place is to trash people, then you have the nerve to tell me that ugga wagga wiggwa is extremely offensive! Oh my God, I wouldn't want to be offensive in here of all places. You are a bigger idiot then 53. Go pick on someone else, that's also something else you say you don't do, but that's funny, because your always doing it. I think your the one without a brain and very offensive, but isn't that what we're trying to do here? I guess you left your brain at home today. I think I'll throw your ass to Hook's aligators.
67. bungoone - June 19, 2007 11:50 AM
55, is that the only thing that repulses you? you're lucky because every fiber of her being repulses me!
56, that's a joke, right?
60, that would only work if it was Motley Crue circa 1991. Vince looks better than Brit these days. however, check out the uncanny resemblance:
http://tinyurl.com/23egep
68. Rachel - June 19, 2007 2:01 PM
i don't really blame her. i mean, her life is in the shitter, and she's just trying to get her nails done. she looks like shit in that picture anyway, why shouldn't she flip off the dirt bags that make her life a living hell? sorry, i'm in a forgiving mood today.
69. Kamiki - June 19, 2007 2:30 PM
Rachel you got a heart, some days I have a heart from Britney (well OK Pity)
70. BANGBANG - June 19, 2007 4:05 PM
What is everybody talking about? She's gorgeous. No really, she is. Gorgeous. Gorgeous, and fat, with a hideous nose, and fat arms, who shows her VAGINE and FUN BAGS way too much. I mean really, if we wanted to see them, we would've seen them when she was 20, without the nose of a deluded rat who just had a bad operation, and FAT ARMS, and some spots too. Gosh.
71. Reality Check - June 19, 2007 4:45 PM
TigerLilly Nobody Likes you go eat worms
72. gina - June 19, 2007 6:42 PM
BRUSH YOUR DAMN HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
christ, does this idiot EVER EVER brush her rats nest head?
too bad she didnt stay bald so i dont have to look at another picture of that disgusting head again.
73. stank - June 19, 2007 8:02 PM
pig
74. TigerLilly - June 20, 2007 1:30 PM
RealityCheck,
what's the matter, did I step on your Indian toes? no wonder, there's hardly any posts anymore on here, you assholes like to chase away people as soon as they come here.
75. Kate - June 20, 2007 4:11 PM
i would do the same thing too! the poor girl is just trying to get a freakin manicure. i'd flip them off too.
i still ove britney. she doesn't care what you losers have to say...shes laughin all the way to the bank.
76. Mani Lover - June 20, 2007 8:33 PM
Check it out. In a couple of days she will have chewed her fake ass acrylic nails down to the quick. She will break one of her front teeth. Voila! Mission" Hillbilly skank look complete.
77. DefinatelyTrying - June 22, 2007 11:50 AM
The ugliest bitch on these sites and the one with the least talent. Oh, forgot, she's also a drunk whore that forgot she had kids.
78. TigerLilly - June 23, 2007 9:54 PM
This old lady is not a lady. She is an old dried up aligator skin with lots of moles
on her she should have removed. She is so
disguisting, I just want to pull off that
stupid scarf and those ugly extensions.
79. eaglepupil - June 24, 2007 1:51 PM
You don't know where that finger has been!
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