Jun 14 2007Britney Spears invites fans to vote on album titles

Loves it! Number 1 all the way

So stupid

FIRST bitches! well vote! wtf: are you waiting for! Britney, is the shit!

How about, "NOBODY GIVES A FUCK" for an album title. Does that work?

It's not like it matters what she calls it because judging by her recent 'performances'(and her music in general) it's gonna blow...

lol

"I heart cheetos"......LMAO!!!!

getyourhandoutmycat, you blow! horse nuts, matter of fact!

"Bald n Loud."

What's truly sad is that the Diode doesn't realize that nobody's laughing WITH her....and while "Nobody gives a fuck" would be most appropriate, she wouldn't want to set a bad example for her kids by dropping the "f-bomb"....'cause we all know she's SOOOO classy like that....

how about "Blow"? works on so many levels: she blows her rehab workers, she does blow, her music blows, her sense of style blows, she blows vomit chunks...

The biggest joke is that picture -- she hasn't looked even remotely like that since the 20th century.

How about "If You Buy This Album You're Retarded."

# 8...given the choice to blow you or the horse i'd pick the horse over your chode anytime :)

...And it should read 'You'll never see it my way, because you're sane'

from britney spears' platninum access fan page:

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Hey, y'all! I've got a hot new album coming out this summer - it's going to sizzle like a hamburger on a hot skillet next to a boiling vat of french fries!

Speaking of hamburgers, you might notice a particular theme in this album - I don't want to give it away (like so many other things I do), but I'll give you a hint: what to Jimmy Buffett, Wimpy, and In-N-Out (yum!) have in common?

Here's the playlist; on the site for "standard access" fans, they get to help pick an album title, but since you're platinum, you get to see what's actually going to be on the album!

1. Cheeseburger in Paradise (Cover)
2. Gladly Pay You Tuesday (For a Hamburger Today)
3. Sean Preston [U Gonna Eat All That?]
4. Anything for Extra Cheese
5. Vicodin Express
6. Get Dirty
7. Rehab Interlude
8. Get Dirty II
9. Counselor [Is that a Cheeseburger in Your Pants?]
10. Left My Wallet in Malibu [So Can I Hang Out With U]
11. Thong Song (Cover)
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Let's name it DIGNITY. Then we can name her remix OXYMORON.

how about:

'i am guilty of false advertising in using 6 yr old photos of me in promotional releases'

i like that.

Britney, rocks, all of you losers.......don't quite that cubical office job! bitches!

Jesus Christ who gives a fuck. Get back into shape, be hot again and then I promise we'll be into it.

Dignity is Hilary Duff's album. I guess that's the joke.

is anyone else tempted to sign up to the site just so we can vote for #1? it's not a hilarious title, but it's kinda funny.... no?

@19- I could tell you were retarded from your post, but then your link sealed the deal.

Jeez #19, You need to learn a little thing called tolerance. There's no reason for you to come here and be mean.

How about

Cue Ball, Ya'll!
Trainwreck
Flasher
Don't Trip on My Nipple Slip

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@11 & 13 LMAO
My suggestions:
1. Smells Like Desperation
2. Wanna Be Your MILF
3. From Disney To Disgusting, My Life so far

My vote goes to 'MY VAGINA'S LIKE A CAR WRECK: YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE IT, BUT YOU CAN'T BRING YOURSELF TO LOOK AWAY'.

It's guaranteed platinum.

"Jesus Christ who gives a fuck. Get back into shape, be hot again and then I promise we'll be into it."

Once one experiences the making of a commercial hot-dog one is loath to consume them ever again.

The same sentiment can be attached here.

i THINK THAT MAYBE ALL OF YOU NEED SOME HELP, WITH YOU'RE LOVE LIVES, BECAUSE IT REALLY SOUNDS LIKE, YOU DON'T GET ANYTHING, BUT A NORMAL BEAT SESSION! SORRY JACKASSES!

I think we should make up some of our own. I'm not feeling particuarly creative but hey, its a start.
1. Hole-y fishnets is the closest I get to spirituality anymore
2. My vagina looks like something SPF made with gray play dough
3. Brain Slugs would Starve if I had one on my Head
4. I Heart Gillette
5. Please Leave Me Alone No Wait Come Back

How about......Fat Girl in a Skinny Girl's Outfit.....

That is beyond sad. I'm almost lost for words.

'Rehab Baby - One more Chance' ?
' Not Worth the Download ' ?

@ 30 - creative enough, i'm laughing. any more?

I THINK THAT ALL OF YOU NEED TO TAKE THAT MORNING WOOD, OUT OF YOU'RE ASSES!

I think it's hilarious that she charges $30 to be her fan, and, you know, see her website.

19, by the looks of your spelling and punctuation, i don't think you should be giving out advice at "quite"-ing anything since you probably dropped out of school in 6th grade.

@ 35 (and anyone else who struggles massively with this basic rule of grammar)
You're = you are
Your = something belonging to you.
Get it? Please dear god tell me you get it...

COCO, YOU SUCK DOG NUTS! ARE YOU STILL FOAMING AT THESE BRITNEY SPEARS, SNATCH SHOTS? I THOUGHT SO!

Guys you don't have to be so cruel, when talking about her. I think she is very sweet, and charming.

Isn't it hard to record an actual album when you lip-synch everything?

Chillax "your breath stinks" . It's difficult to take anything you yanks have to say seriously when you can't even fucking spell

first off: that pic iz not her
body..shez fuckin fat...

herez an idea:
MOMMIEFUCKINDEAREST THINKZ SHEZ
STILL A TEENY POPZTAR...

OR:

MOMMIEDEAREZT HATEZ HER KIDZ!

Or "Oops a flashed it again"
"where'd my drawers go?"

#28 - You rang?

I think we need to call her album "Pushing Up Daisys"... And one of you "lambs" needs to go drop that whore with a magnum like the rabbid water buffalo she is... The villagers must be protected... I would send a disciple but you assholes keep locking them up and calling them fucking crazy. You meat puppets are seriously pissing me off... And Dad gave you a soul.... Shit...

#41=haz a good point!

Brittney, U f'n kill me..
I see old people still
singing(for real) and your
above singing for what little
fanz U have..U R a fuckin JOKE!

RE: title number 3- Down Boy

Are there any boys still getting up for her?

Next, she'll be asking for help with lyrics (her pea-brained fans couldn't do any worse, I suppose), then she'll ask if anyone out there can play the synthesizer, then she'll need help with the sound engineering. Basically, she's making this shit in her basement and the subscription fee to view her site (what could possibly be on there the world hasn't seen already? Her colonoscopy?) is funding her next record.

Like Coco says, "your" is the possessive, "you're" is a contraction of the words "you" and "are." If you want to defend Britney on this site, you might want to demonstrate some decent English grammar and punctuation, otherwise you just look like a retard, and Britney's got that one covered.

My vote for a title: If You Buy My Album, I Promise You'll Never Have To See My Bajingo Again

Isn't it about time for Lohan to run into something with her car, or be seen sloppy drunk in public or expose her naughty bits for the cameras? How about all 3, or, as I like to call it, the Lohan Trifecta?

C'mon, Lindsay. Your public awaits your next move. Britney and Paris are hogging all the limelight.

I think itz funny how she
lip=synch for the house of
bluez...In the old dayz, she
would of been on TV or did
a concert...
No more concertz for thiz bitch..
that can be the title of her next
record label:
No more concertz for thiz bitch!

I don't get this site anymore. You make fun of Britney Paris and Lohan everytime but all you do is feature them every single day. You'd think maybe you'd get tired of it, but apparently you mask your sick fascination with fake insults. By doing so you keep them relevant, the exact thing that you pretend you don't want to do.

Great work.

How about "Moby Dick"? She's a white whale who craves dick, it's perfect. The album cover could have an enlarged Britney wallowing in the surf while a tiny K-Fed employs a grossly exaggerated penis as harpoon.

Assuming that this endeavor will find its rightful place in recording history, she may want to look to past classic artists/albums for inspiration:

The Beatles
The White (Trash) Album

The Who
Who Farted?

Guns n Roses
Appetite for Doritos

U2
The Unforgettable Odor

Bob Dylan
Blonde on Bald

Rolling Stones
Sticky Fingers

#27 That was genuine LOL funny. (and witty)

I was going to vote for
"greasy fat bald piggie covered in vomit"
but it's not up there (yet)

seriously though? she getting pretty wierd
and not normal everyday hollywood weird,
but that "Michael Jackson" kind of wierd.

Bald n beautiful

Or I Fought the Twinkie and the Twinkie Won

She ought to name the album Flash Forward and use one of her cooter shots on the cover.

This bitch is fucking coocoo and it just gets worse every day. Sad thing is, she had to get someone else to do that on her website for her and they didn't refuse. She's surrounded by money-hungry sycophants who are trying to buy stocks in the human equivalent of Enron. Not sure who's crazier, the people who tell her her ideas are good, or her for coming up with 'em.

*points finger at head and twirls it around

1. Drunk, Stupid and Dangerous
2. My babies just want there Daddy
3.Next stop--Pornland.

Why isn't anyone one else picking up on the sarcasm of her post? She's constantly trying to fuck with people in the media because she thinks it's hilarious that all us 'regular' people talk about her. She's saying she thinks we're all losers for caring about Lohan, and trying to assert (in a cryptic way) that none of us has dignity and intergrity. *laughs hysterically* I mean, we're actually offending her high moral standards. *convulses with laughter*

1. 10,000,000,000 K-fed kids can't be wrong
2. Not a hair on my head
3. Out of the closet

Bigger, Balder, Crazier
Rehab Fab
Shavin in the girls room
Rollercoaster to Skankdom

how about

Inadequite

My favorite titles:

1. "I'm really hoping that these long white gloves and naked boobies will distract you from the fact that I'm a drug-addled moron whio shaved her own head"

2. "Dignity"

if people actually buy this album, I'm going to move to a different country

I'll suck your cock till it's Cheeto orange

Oops, I shit myself again

My son is definitely a good driver when I'm drunk

I've fallen, and I can't get my bottle of oxycontin out of my ass

she has a fat arm

I find the people who post hate comments as pathetic as the people who defend her...I mean you guys hate her soo don't post anything on her...I mean you guys are taking the time to come up with those fancy album titles you guys will not be discovered...if you guys want to be comedians go to the last comic standing and talk about britney...while you guys comment you guys could be doing something more productive...as for me I'm willing to admit i have no life...soo on another note even though you guys will not win best comedians...you guys keep me quite entertained...now i grew up listening to her music but for the people who still like her I pity you guys...cause she won't ever come back just give up...yet she doesn't need to sing to be known I love reading about her latest scandals...as for i'm a fan or not..quite frankly i don't really care for her...Thank you

hahahahahahaha @ #68

"Syndrome of a Down"

doesn't this bitch know that Lindsay is CRAZY and will more than likely beat the shit out of you once she's out of rehab. People who live in glass houses.... Britney needs to check herself before making jokes about other celebs w/problems. Well, I guess that's what brain damage does - makes you stupid - Britney you're a dumb ho - and NO I didn't just say I'd make you gumbo...

How about, "Fat girl in little shorts"

"It's easy bein' sleezy"
"What is Was-I married a Whigger"
"I luv Kojak".

"From Pop-Tart to Pop-Turd:1990s-Present"
"From SexyBack to CelluiteBack"

I don't know, how about...
Smell my panties road whore
Will blow for Cheeto
Y'All!
Kiss my taint
Puss in Boots
White Trash USA
I can't sing
Has Been
Delusional
Hairless Twat

One more...
Dagnammit,got my vagina caught in the car door again!

How about

Fat thighed whores needs love too.

Ugly beaver on the loose.

Self absorbed whores rule.

I'm too sexy for my fishy smelling panities Y'all

where is she fat at! See that's the problem with all of you skinny whores! You think that skinny is in, so you buy laxatives, and puke over toilets, thinking that's cute! I'm here to tell you that I'm 100% man, and I don't like a skinny woman! I feel that as my duty....i'm obligated to feed their skinny asses! grow some ass! I love a little meat! Britney! to me, is fine as hell! I would rock her world! That's a fine, red bone! I think that all of you haters! know that she is fine, and sexy, and you can't stand that, to make yourself feel better, you rag on this sexy young beast! shame on you! gain some weight! I want thighs with my gravy!

To #3,

DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Trouble with Stubble

I'm voting for "Circle of Puke". Hell, the album art's already done!

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/britney_spears_dresses_like_a.php

I personally love 'Dignity'. You know, because I'm full of it.

"I Heart Cheetos"

Lmfao.

=]

Britney Spears is a figment of my Internetination.

@ 81 ha ha ha ha, my personal favourite

i like the wig.

I say we mass spam the vote with option 1. Then let's see if she's really got the balls to name her album like that hihih

Haha @ 30

These are the worst album names ever....especially the last 2. Having those listed as possible album names almost offends me in a very strange way because I DO have integrity and dignity.

Not to mention you have to give Britney $25 to actually vote or give her any feedback at all.

#82 & #84, LOL...those are much more ideal

More people will vote for Ralph Nader in 2008 than will buy Britney Spear's next record.

How about "Britney Spear's Greatest Hits of the 90's"?

Sell it on K-Tel records next to Slim Whitman, Boxcar Willie and Famir "Master of the Pan Flute"

Why can't we vote for no record to be made?

exactly #93!!
we should vote for that.

i say go with

WIGNITY

heyy y don't all u people who keep writtin' mean stuff just leave her alone coz if u don't like her u don't have to be on here do u so leave her alone and i think she should name it "simply brit" well yea....

peace out
xoxo
toodles
x~kel~x(x~maggie~x)

#96 fuck if we don't know her..we even know what her tits look like and her ugly pussy looks like..so tell her from us that, yes we do know her..she is a dyke who likes to expose her crotch to the world and a terrible
mother figure that doesn't know how to even climb into a fuckin car without the world seeing every hair on her puss, asshole.

How about "Queefstain"?

Ugga Wagga Wiggwam!

Peter Pan, this is that ugly girl that I told you about, can't think of her name, but it doesn't matter, because she isn't famous anymore and everyone hates her!

#62- i vote for "not a hair on my head!"

simply perfect.

If you look at that pic on her website you can see a big chunk missing out of her left side where they did a terrible job of photoshoping her arm, to move it higher? It looks terrible.

Haha! You are hilarious! But I personally think "I <3 Cheetos" should be her big hit, not her album title. And lucky for her, I already wrote it for her! Good thing, because she's so busy shaving off pieces of her hair she doesn't have enough time to write songs. Or to put panties on.

Brit's new hit single:

"(Verse 1:)
It's sad that you can't see
Everything inside of me
My hopes, my dreams, my loss, my pain
Will I have to go rehab again?
(Chorus:)
Oh, woah, no no no
Oh, woah, I Heart Cheetos
No, no, can't believe I'm fatter then J-Lo
Woah, oh, baby I love them Cheetos
(Verse 2:)
K-Fed, my ma, paparazzi
Bringin me down
But as long as I have cheetos
I'll neva wear a frown!
(Chorus again)
(Verse 3, rapping:)
I know that I've done wrong
My fashion sense is gone
But still I ask
Believe in me.
I attack you with umbrellas
And sleep with trashy fellas
But I'm still hot
I watch pornography!"

She should design a soap for Wal-Mart and call it "Washed Up". Then throw the babies out with the bath water.

#69 Hah!

#96- I think this site mostly exists to make fun of celebrities.

Good album titles. I think she should try rock songs about life being difficult.

"It's Britney Bitch". Catch phrase referring to career suicide.