Jun 13 2007Britney Spears wears small clothes

haute!

She is so cute!! And um...

News Flash: Bumble Bees are yellow and black striped, not yellow and white. So if you're gonna make a fucking joke, make it funny.

I have to admit, she looks cute from the neck down in these pics.

numero quatre. She looks like a big terry cloth bath towel.

For the life of me I can't understand why this is so newsworthy you felt we needed to know about it.

Honest to God, man - we really don't care what color shirt this bimbo wears every day.

If this is the best you've got, then don't bother.

FAT COW wearing stripes..

I lika zee bee-hind!

Nothing like wearing clothes that make your ass look like cheese wheel.

Looks like the striped polyester McDonald's uniforms we wore back in '74. Ronald would be proud.

CHeck out Britney's new upskirt pictures:

http://jen-makes-u-smile.blogspot.com/2007/06/oops-i-think-i-upskirted-again.html

Has Hollywood blown up and all tht is left are Slutney, Lindsey and Paris? Lets get some new material on here.

#2...wtf are you talking about..bumble bees? noone made a joke like that..are you that fucking stupid! fucking pro-britney whore!

That whole hair bandana thing she's doing is very cool. So cool it makes my penis quiver. Welcome back to 1994!

What is with this little cheap looking gold purse she is carrying everywhere?

OMG. She's wearing shoes. Where are her boots? HAS SHE LOST HER PRECIOUS BOOTS?

She needs some good old fashion Anal. Bumble Bee Style with Honey and Nuts.......

LMAO at #14! They must have disintegrated.

@11--in fairness to #2, it did initially say something about her taking her styling cues from bumblebees. I still thought it was funny, though.

Thunder Thighs

where do you see thunder thighs? i guess it's all about skinny, for you! thickness is where it's at! I love thick, sexy girls! Britney, put that thing on me!

In 1977, when I was 10, I had a little outfit like that. But it was blue and pink, and, oh did I mention that I was 10 and it was 1977?

P.S. Mine was cuter though, because it had a little rose sewn into the neckline.

This fat whore has tree trunks for legs and should NOT be wearing shorts. You're not Heidi Klum you know britney? you can't get away with it. Cover your disgusting legs you look like a 40 year old fat man.

i love that even busted and bald she is still more popular, pretty and attention grabbing then ever.

@4 She looks like a large terry cloth "catch cloth".

Look at the legs cankles on that babe cow

##19 I AGREE, LITTLE SKINNY TWIG STICKS YOU CALL LEGS ARE NASTY. THICKER THE BETTER!! MORE SEXIER!!

Is it me, or in the recent photos of Britney, does it look like she has a pinkish blemish on on leg and a blueish blemish on the other? It looks like paint. Am I seeing things, or could it be the photo? Anyways, I'd say she is looking okay here. She does need to rid herself of 10 more pounds and the hair extensions pronto! Find a good stylist too. Body-wise, she is about where she was in 2004/2005 before the first pregnancy. Don't forget that she hasn't been super-fit since her slave 4 U days. Towards the end of the Onyx Tour, she was already getting kinda chubby. Both her and Christina A. need to hit celebrity fit camp. Maybe they'd bond again and Brit can teach Xtina to dance and Xtina can teach Brit how to sing. Whatever.

I was to understand there would be punch and pie ...

its not too bad i must admit compared to the garbage she normally wears,
however, i DID see that at target, in the mark down bin for 11.99

I came to Earth to save you and THIS is how you Motherfuckers thank me??? And I WAS a Jew BTW until Peter blew the house out and started me my own fan club.... It was wicked, Yo... We had to wait 2000 years for the Infomercial though... Foshizzle...

Why does she (all of the them) always hold hands? I'm about the same age and I get where I'm going without anyone leading me. Are they so stupid they'd get lost? oh, yes they are - guess I answered my own question.

She has great legs even if she does have zero dress sense and friends who obviously hate her for letting her be seen dead like that.
Why does she always have marks on her legs? a blue one today!

STOP SHOWING US STUFF ABOUT BRITNEY AND PARIS

why are they still famous??

please guys leave her alone

Take up for her again Sarah and I will will strike thee down like the closet sodomite you are... I am always watching...

I would kill this bitch myself but I have a side bet with the Holy Ghost that she won't make it to 30...

oh darn nothing to oogle at

None of you will step up with a .357 magnum and help win me my $50? I gave your judge enough huevos to send that snotty little hotel whore back to jail and NO ONE can go off this tramp for me? You have no idea how hard it is for me not to smite right now....

'Till my 35 years of age i was mental ill'.Britney Spears,2018.

[britney] ah, another lovely day in malibu. Crap, I forgot to have someone do my laundry!

[baby noises]

[britney] hmm...

[baby noises]

[britney] Hey Sean Preston, y'all gonna wear that today? I'm a gonna borrow that, mmm-kay? Mommy's got no clean clothes today. Thanks!

She looks good on those miniature pictures.
When I opened the big one... WTF!

I like to fish for dumpy trashy girls at Wal-Mart yum yum!

She needs to just go away for awhile, and fix her psych. It's sad seeing her dressed like that EVERY FREAKIN day.

ugh.

I don't care if ppl cuss me since it has noooo effect on my life but all you people who waste time slagging off someone you don't know are pathetic. you people are the reason why people (yes she is human too) like britney are fucked up.

Did anyone else notice that her legs in the first picture look photoshopped? The edges are very choppy looking and there's some blurriness between them (lol) in the background.

Who said anything about liking twig legs? See theres thick and then there's man thighs. She should become a professional wrestler. Or a linebacker.

Hmm, she may suck, but by god she has gorgeous legs.

Hey Emily you thirsty? Cause I have a big glass of shut the fuck up for ya.

And Britney's fucked up because she became famous with no talent and is now trying to deal with the consequences. She's the fucking Milli vanilli of the 00's.

One of these tits is not like the other...

oh & #43, Emily dear, Britney's parents are the reason she is fucked up. I am sure a bunch of people who just waste the work day away commenting on here have no effect on her at all, although I secretly wish my superpower of causing dumb people of the world to instantly kill themselves would work most days.

Why is she always led by the hand like a small child?

she had two fucking babies. she looks good for having two babies. and jesus christ, if the paparazzi was after you every second of the day theyd get and would make the most money off of pictures of you that made you look like shit. like when you are on vacation and just get out of the water, or when the wind blows your dress up. im sure shes just fucking over the paparazzi and just gets out of the car like a normal human being. look crack head up on google, then youll find some really ugly people. follow them around with a camera and im sure youd get pictures of them getting anally fucked in an ally.

wait. you are all right. britney spears is sooo disgusting, no what happened is kevin federline came along and introduced her to pot and beer and made her spiral into a fucking scumbag. hes the fucking cocksucker that we should be getting pictures of doing fucking ridiculous things like BEING ALIVE. his whole relationship with britney was a scam, and a fucking lame attempt to get famous and be the guy who impregnated britney spears. shes ok. i would lose it too if i thought that guy was the one. she was just confused and thats that. i have an opinion, my apologies. oh yeah, and i ramble, but i dont apologize for that. deal with it. you fucks.

I think its funny how she is all self consious about covering her semi exposed belly, and yet she has no problem spreading 'um and exposing her crotch & ass constantly.

She really needs to cut that shit out for a while.

enough with Britney already. She's not even doing anything interesting and still she's dominating the wall.

she needs to give that outfit back to the 9 yr old she took it from

i don't care about these hollywood girls. new news please. what's brad and anjolina doing these days??

Why don't you comment on how the last four pictures that you have of her, she's carrying the same ugly purse that she bought in the Wal-Mart bargin Bin. And one more hateful comment....WASH YOUR HAIR!!! your extensions are as greasy as an Egg Roll!

Damn:

1) It's called The Superficial and the whole point is to make fun of stupid famous people, so stop coming on here and scolding us for saying unkind (but often true) things about them. Go waste your time on the fansites and stay away from this one. Admittedly, Britney wearing an ugly-ass outfit isn't exactly news, but it's kinda nice to see proof that money can't buy taste. I may never have Britney's income, but at least I can dress myself.
2) If Britney didn't want people taking pictures of her, she'd be at home taking care of her kids instead of frequenting clubs and giving the entire world a good long look at her bajingo every time she gets into or out of a car. I'm not saying her social life has to end now that she has kids, but it sure looks like she spends more time at clubs than a single parent with two kids probably should. Most of the people I know with kids barely have time to relax inside their own house, much less be seen at every club in the greater Los Angeles area every other day, stumbling drunk.
3) Britney and Paris and Lohan are on here all the time because they apparently have plenty of free time and the lack of class/common sense/decency/intelligence required to go around getting drunk in public, exposing themselves, bouncing from one ill-advised hook-up to another, etc. You heard Paris's agents yesterday, they were trying to turn her into the next Martha Stewart and Britney apparently fancies herself a role model (heave), so when your public behavior runs counter to the image you're supposedly trying to cultivate, people will scoff. Get over it.
4) That outfit is fugly no matter who's wearing it.
5) Is it wrong that I'm enjoying JesusTheEverLovingChrist? Esp. this:
I gave your judge enough huevos to send that snotty little hotel whore back to jail and NO ONE can go off this tramp for me? You have no idea how hard it is for me not to smite right now....

26 - thank you, now I'm obsessed with trying to figure out what that pink and blue crap is on her legs. Frosting? Finger-paint? Her brains leaking out?

why wont she wear a bra?

at leazt her freak=n crotch
izn't expozed again...or
her ugly tittiez..

As it stands right now, I'd tap that ass. It is headed down hill , but for now my verdict is: TAPPABLE!

U KNOW SHE LIKES THE SPIDERMAN:

one more thing:
shez either gay coz zhez
alwayz holding handz with
that chick or zhez zo loaded
zhe needz zomeone to guide her.

If I saw that tard wearing her shortie clothes because she can't understand sizes, I'd fuck her silly. Her confusion would make it all the more erotic.

So i don't get it, if Paris isn't available we get 10 posts a day about Britney... isn't there like an option C with something less painful where like, i don't know i cut off my dick with a spoon or something?

selllllll ouuuuut

31 & 46, please see picture #4. does she really have great legs? it looks like she's got 3rd degree burn scars on that thing.

Wow...there's some great comments out there! I also love SF's line “obsessively pulls her shirt down...” Reminds me of the thousands/millions of girls who EVERY FREAKIN' time they get out of a swimming pool OBSESSIVELY pull their swimsuit out of their buttcrack. JUST STOP IT ALREADY.

You ALMOST see potential here with the legs, minus the scars/unidentified objects on them. Also the nice, new clean tennies and socks make her look semi-normal. Then scan up...crazy outfit...and up...scary/dumb look on face.

And yes, WHAT'S UP with the holding hands, as well as the constant smothering/leading by bodyguards/“friends”/publicists/moms, etc.?!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!

I have those same shoes. They're awesome! They sync with your iPod and it tracks all your runs, gives you feedback while running, etc.

umm she might just be pulling on her shirt out of habit, i doubt she'd be out in a bikini if she was afraid of showing her stomach. i tug on my clothes out of habit, not because im trying to cover more up

Maybe it is because of the lighting, but her boobs really look lop-sided when she wore that yellow outfit

She looks like a piece of yellow, tuity-fruity, striped chewing gum that has already been chewed and spit out.

The more she covers up the better she looks.

What's she pulling her shirt down for? GOD FORBID we see her tummy. Yeah, pull your shirt down but climb out of your car like a lumberjack showing the world your panties ... when you've got them on ...

Must be tough finding as assistant w/matching wide ass and lumpy cellulite.

She does not have tree trunk legs. She has shapely, toned legs. What nicole richies 2 sticks are hot??? gimme a break.

Uh...guys... That's not Britney Spears... That's Vince Neal of Motley Crue.

You didn't post the closeup of her ass and legs looking like my 80 year old grandma's

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nikes huh. you'd think she'd be going a little more hollywood high end in the sneaker department with that awesome strip-ed combo. Though her ass actually looks good in this one.
She needs that guy from project runway. Tim, is it? Or stacey london she's such a bitch but she'd whip that girl into shape. I bet Stacey and Clint are suffering from migraines after looking at these pictures.

The most amazing look!! I have such a fetish for a smooth, tanned, thick-thighed hottie in cotton shorts and socks!!! This Britney makes me more excited than any getting out of a limo panty-shot! ALMOSTTHEAVEN!!!!!

Oh c'mon Superfish, don't be so mean.
She doesn't look bad in these pictures, and she is improving her looks.

i loveee her outfit

Clothes too tight. Shirt too short, but she wears it anyway thus having to try to pull it down every few steps. Butt crack tattoo. Ummm...unless I miss my guess, isn't she what you yanks call trailer trash? Or trailer try-ish if one is in the south. I dare say she is.

*GASP* PHOTO-SHOPPED!!!! Look at the last 3 pictures closely. The only way the shadow of your legs could contour so closely to the shape of your legs is if you were standing against a vertical wall; SHE'S WALKING INTO A DOORWAY THAT IS A FEW FEET FROM HER! Especially look at the second to the last pic...it's obvious that the "shadow" of the thigh of the leg on the left is really what used to be her complete thigh; they simply shadowed away as much as it took in order to make the thigh look decent. Boy she must be getting FAT!!!!!!

still looks hot, i bang her without blink

she is so fake, I want to kick her ass. Peter and I are going to come in the night and pull your fake ugly hair off your ugly head, bitch.