Jun 4 2007Britney Spears flashes her thong...again

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Britney Spears was spotted vacationing in Puerto Vallarta over the weekend and accidentally flashed her thong and beautifully shaped ass. Is perfection the word I'm looking for here? I think the word I'm looking for here is perfection. And those are just some ridiculously well done hair weaves. I mean, damn. That hair. That ass. All she needs to do is lose some teeth and she'll be the ultimate male fantasy. And maybe have a boob fall off.

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First.

And I want cottage cheese now.

who brung the sliced peaches cuz i got 2 tons of cottage cheese!

Ewww, that is one fugly ass. No amount of exer-dancing is going to fix that mess.

holy cellulite batman!

on the up side, she looks relaxed and happy...

the whole k-fed thing just fucked the poor girl up. She was a "respected" entertainer. At least people could imagine respecting her... now look at her. 25 and a washed up, cheetos-munching mother of 2 with a ruined career. As the old ssaying goes... you lay in the bed that you make.

the ass of a 50 year old man....

Rehab was awesome for her. Nice wine glass and um, dress?

Nah, no one's washed up at 25...anyhow, even if she never earns another penny in her life, it's not as if she's poor, now is it? Anyhow, if I were her I'd get some liposuction, and fast. I was blind for a good 3 minutes after seeing those pictures.

What´s worse? the hair or the ass?

Ok... where are her kids....

Maybe hiding in her ass cheeks?????

Man, did K-Fed used to beat her ass with a sock full of marbles?

Things are looking up for Britney.

Amazing as it sounds, I'd say the hair...for some reason it looks as if its about to come off and take most of her scalp with it. Never in my life will I understand the obsession women have with hair extensions...wear a wig, or something.

Twitney, please stop. You just don't have it anymore. Why won't somebody tell her that?

That is one nasty ass. One of the chicks I fuck has had 2 kids and her ass is 10 times better than Britneys.

Britney wins my vote for official spokeswoman of Crater-Assed Soccer Moms Int'l.

She should really cover up--like from head to toe. Seriously, the world would be a much prettier place if she did.

Anna Nicole Smith's corpse would look sexy as hell in a thong compared to Shitney.

What, pray tell, is she vacationing from?

Yep........ Taco Bell Does a Bum Good !!

Are you sure that is Britney Spears and not a random, listless hobo/drifter?

If I had an ass like that, I would shave my head to take attention away from it.

I may be a sad, deviant son of a bitch, but I would hit that like a naughty puppy. Over and over again.

Honestly, I've had worse.

Here's my new Britney fantasy...

In the first picture she is saying "come get me AFJ!" and then in the second picture she is saying "tee hee, I still have millions of dollars!"

Let me just say that I have never had my heart broken by a big girl. They're the ones that are full of love. And ferret-goo.

AFJ

20 if that is a hobo, it is a Britney look-alike hobo. nice boobs on your site today, though. That is Ava Devine.

This genetic mutation is happening because her DNA originated from trailer park origins.

damn. i swear that my mom, who had 3 kids, and is fucking OLD, doesn't has as much cellulite as britney. girl needs a lot more than plastic surgery for her 'comeback.' and yeah, can you go on vacation if you don't actually *do* anything?

Holy shit! Those have to be old pictures or something... That ass is WAAAAY bigger than the one posted a few stories down with her and a friend on the beach. Either that, or she went on a massive eating binge over the last couple of days/hours!

I am betting that Texas Tranny looks better in a thong than Britney

#11..awesome

Just when you think she's gonna get it back together, this happens.

What ever happened to this britney http://www.the-planets.com/britney_spears/britney-spears-biography.htm

For serious...this is really depressing me. But I mean look at all the actresses in their 30's having kids and coming right back, britney is either totally slacking on the diet or her DNA was spliced with that of a farm animal.

I BET IF HALF OF YOU BITCHES COULD TURN AROUND, AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS, YOU'LL PROBABLY HAVE MORE CHEESE THAN THAT! IF THE CAMERA WASN'T UP HER ASS, EVERY WHERE THAT SHE GOES THEN, YOU WOULDN'T OF HAD THAT PICTURE! I'M PRETTY SURE WHEREEVER SHE WAS IT WAS WINDY, AND THAT SHIT HAPPEN'S EVERY NOW, AND THEN! GO FUCK YOURSELVES HARD, WITH A MILLION DICKS.....BITCHES!

CHA, right this minute I'm boning your mom up the ass, and I've got to agree - she's got less cellulite than Britney (although the moles, hair, and varicose veins are another matter entirely). One thing - what the hell is a "Cleveland Steamer"? She says it's her favorite, and she hopes I had a big breakfast???

BRITNEY RULES, LOSERS DROOL! AND YOU GUYS ARE NUMBER ONE LOSERS!

Fifi - go gnaw on some rawhide you mangy little yapper.

Snatchit - that's the same ugly ass as the earlier pictures just a different outfit and view. still fugly.

i hate to give any credit to K-fed, but he jump off that train wreck at exactly the right moment.

Fifi, you cellulite-ridden labra-doodle of a woman. I don't have to turn around to look at my ass, I simply look at the impression of it in your face, as you are kissing it all day long.

Fuck ourselves hard? With a million dicks? Please, don't confuse this website for your Uncle Rick's basement when you were 15.

Drink spunk, you un-washed Uncle-fucker.

AFJ

Careful at lunch today everybody, looks like the Sour Creams gone bad.

Awww, it's not so bad. If I woke up with this, I'd stick around if she said she'd make breakfast. Sure, before leaving I'd drop a deuce that made her reevaluated the entire evening (instead of stopping at a gas station on the way home), but the point is I wouldn't immediately jump out the window. Like, say, if I woke up next to Fergie or Jennifer Maniston believing I had just had my first homosexual encounter. There are worse things than fat.

Wow.. the superficial.com haters are pulling out the big guns today; "Losers drool"? Ouch. That's another month of therapy for me right there.

She needs some pineapple chunks with that cottage cheese haha

http://www.innerdrama.com

aw jimbo, i'm disappointed. you always seemed like such a nice guy. and now you're making fun of my mom. the poor woman bakes cookies for orphans everyday. don't make fun of her. thanks.

i bet you fifi's ass looks worse than that because she's had a million dicks in it.

fifi you are one classy lady

#9 - the hair in her ass. Or on her ass.
#27 - Very good point - what DOES she do that she needs a vacation from?

#31 - The difference between us on this blog with cellulite on our asses, and Britney with cellulite on her ass, is that WE TAKE CARE OF OUR KIDS!! WHERE ARE HER TWO BOYS? Why wouldn't she take them with her on vacation. It's not like a "romantic getaway", was it?
Oh, wait, she's unfit to be a mother. She's unfit to be an entertainer. She's unfit to even lip-sync to her old material. Yet she still has to parade around in public like a spectacle.
FUCK THIS BITCH! In HER BIG, FAT CORNHOLE! WITH A BIG FAT ZUCCHINI!

She only looks this good because last Thursday was Cheque Day.

Sorry, I got a little carried away there. What I meant to say is that I'm a celeb-obsessed queen. Carry on.

Often, people on this site will make comments and say that the celeb in question looks terrible or ugly.

Secrelty, I disagree and still think they look ok.

Not this time.

My 51 year old girl friend has less butt / led cheese than her ... I thought stars did lipo

All of a sudden I'm tormented by the mental image of Britney's brown streaks on that white thong. I think it's time to take a roofie.

Somewhere there is a trailer park missing its queen. Poor lost soul.

Vacation Romance! Here's your chance Barbado! Go for it Big Guy. Just remember to post some pictures for us (I'm thinking matching thongs) along with travel commentary....

@41 Sorry that is my pain in the ass troll. The poor thing has no life. You can always tell my troll by the links her attaches to my name. I can't even get to those sites here at work. I am sure you mother is a nice person and the description my troll gave was of her own used body. She has brought up the Cleveland Streamer comment more than once, so I think she wants one.

#44, Dont you mean Thursday was Checkers day? Looks like everyday is Checkers day to me....2 for 1 chili dogs biotches !!

#28-I was thinking the same thing. Looks totally different from the ass earlier. She didn't even have that much cellulite in the famous crotch pictures.

#6 tmac, I am very close to 50 & I have the same ass as I did when I was 25, hard, round & firm. Now don't go putting flabby ass Britney in the same ass class, thank you very much.

Ahh #31, did you forget your meds today? There there...

After viewing these photos on EL SUPERFICIALO, Mexican president Felipe Calderon is considering converting Mexico to fundamentalist Islam. Just for the burqas.

#31, Maybe normal people/women have celullite in their asses, but because it´s where all fat comes down and messes up.

But we´re talking about britney spears, she has all the time and money on her hands to help herself look decent. I find it hard sometimes to go to the gym cause I work and go to college on weekends, but her... she doesn´t have a job, she doesn´t even take care of her own kids!!!! she´s just lousy.

Messsss such a messs....

@51 no need to apologize for stupid trolls.

#31, Maybe normal people/women have celullite in their asses, but because it´s where all fat comes down and messes up.

But we´re talking about britney spears, she has all the time and money on her hands to help herself look decent. I find it hard sometimes to go to the gym cause I work and go to college on weekends, but her... she doesn´t have a job, she doesn´t even take care of her own kids!!!! she´s just lousy.

Messsss such a messs....

Oh and AMEN #43, totally agree with you. well except the part of the fat corn hole LOL.

She used to be so Hot! And, now she is so NOT!

What happened to her.

Was there a nuclear war or something?

The first picture that shows her ass has different people than the ones that show her face. The photo is staged. Look carefully!

Someone with that terrible of an ass should not be turning around, teenager-like, as if to say, “Tee-hee, they're looking at my butt!” And those legs, ohhh those god-awful legs. Even though her friend is no Slim Whitman, look at the shape of her calves compared to Stumpy's...Yokey. What's with the GIANT lower calf and cankles? Looks like a burly little gymnast chick...only with no muscle tone.

Pull on your cheek and part your lips. In a quick motion, tug on your cheek, pulling it away from your gums. That 'flapping' sound you hear is identical to the sound of Brit's ass when she lumbers around the beach like a dipliodocus. The sand fleas start vomiting when they hear her nearing.

Looks like brisket dipped in tanning powder.

guess what....EVERY WOMAN has cellulite. Didnt you just show a picture of a victorias secret model with it? big fucking deal, find a woman who has had 2 kids who DOESNT have cellulite.

Well, any male who still had fantasies about catholic school uniform Britney just had them permanently and painfully erased.
I guess the Pepsi and Red Bull diet didn't turn out so good.

Why are some of you still trying to defend her? She's clearly nuts AND looks like shit. If my ass looked like that I would sure as hell make sure it was covered in public! There's this new invention called pants and if I were Brit I'd really look into getting some :)

someone call the insurace compay. we need an adjustment done to this hail damage

@65 Kasie - That is bullshit. There are plenty of women that have had kids that do not have cellulite and for those that do, they do not wear a thong.

@65 Kasie - That is bullshit. There are plenty of women that have had kids that do not have cellulite and for those that do, they do not wear a thong.

The funniest thing about this pic is you can just see the gears clicking in Britney's feeble little mind about how hot she looks. This dumb cow still needs to hit rock bottem before she realizes she needs to clean up her act (professionally, personally, as a mother, fashion-taste, with her family, etc) and start acting like a mature responsible adult. She still seems to be in a dream-world from about 5 years ago when she was popular.

And the whole 'she has kids' excuse is played out. Her youngest is almost a year old now. Time to stop blaming the babies! Plus it's giving the wrong impression about us hot moms. Not everyone who has kids looks like shit.

Fifi- Your love for Britney, while admirable is completely waisted on here. Listen to the good Ferret of #36 and head on back to Uncle Rick's basement (sorry Ferret but that was funny- had to borrow)


i hate this skank as much as the next guy but, i think these are fake. there are a shit-load of pics floating around where she is barely covered and her thighs/hamstrings have way more muscle tone.

she is a fugly enough train wreck w/out the photoshopping.

Britney doesn't care what any of you think of her. That's why I love her.

Culo, culo, culo!!! She likes big butts and she cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny {fade-out}....

she's just retaining water, ya'll.

maybe she was clenching her glutes. I have no cellulite when i relax but it shows if i clench.

Who edited these pictures, admit it, come forward. Who was it?

#63 lol. that was just awful. lol.

Dimples....how cute, I just want to squeeze those cheeks, and kiss them violently.

Thats no thong....her ass is just HUNGRY!!

#45 - yah, troll, like anyone believes that you are really me.
Go take a long slow suck on the snotty end of a fuckstick, will ya'?

Seriously, that is not a thong. Its a regular suit bottom that is just nastily all bunched up her ass. And listen, when she's layin on her belly and you slap her butt, the jello waves jiggle around, waves reach the other shore and return, and you do it again, and again. Its mesmerizing, you should try it. Just mind the cheetos dust.

I just puked in my mouth a little.

P.S. anyone see the sun? I think it got sucked into that bitches ass

RIKISHI!

I am sick of hearing how she looks great for a woman who has two kids...Bullshit. Heidi Klum and Madonna have 2 kids and they don't look like this ugly fat bitch. Britney has NO curves, she has a manish body. Her neck, her shoulders, her back, her tree trunk legs, and even her face all resemble a fat 40 year old MAN. Britney looks like a man. Her ass is flat and saggy.

She is a fat selfish whore, all she does is do things for herself all day like shopping and feeding her fat ugly face while her kids are eating god knows what being looked after by god knows who. Britney is rotten to the core.

She doesn't need a wallet she can carry her change in her ass/thigh dimples, how convenient!

FAT UGLY CUNT

Wow!! I cant believe that ass what a shame.

These pictures have obviously been photoshopped. There have been PLENTY of other pictures of her in thong bathing suits lately, and none of them show her ass or thighs looking like that. Sure, she probably has some cellulite (EVERYONE does, check out recent pics of Victoria's Secret models before they were edited, even the size 0s have cellulite), but in no way does she have that much. You've all seen her thighs in recent "dance studio outfits," meaning hot-pants and fishnets, so if she had this much, you would've already seen it.

#91, Understandably everyone has some cellulite, but it also is more noticable when your running and your fat is jiggling like hers is. I am sure it's real.

Bitch needs a burka.

wow another story bashing a woman---what a surprise.

that looks like mine

WAIT WAIT WAIT-- Hold on here just 1 sec. I have to agree with some of these other commenters. WTF is up with these pics that keep comin' out? Man, differences in camera quality or what? You can't see any cellulite at all in some pictures, and then you see ones like this where it really makes me question if its been photoshopped or altered in any way. Come on, you can't go from looking healthy (healthier) to looking like your bottom half belongs on Angela Lansbury the very next week. Something is UP people. Dont believe everything you done see on the internet.

Its just sad...I really feel bad for her. I mean she'll never know who her real friends are. She'll never be able to fix how dumb she is. She still assumes she's going to heaven (thats not gonna happen), she'll never eat right so she'l always have a shit load of fat over her muscles she developes.

Oh yeah, she's cut ties with her family, her kids are gonna be screwed up...oh and she's Britney Spears. I can honestly say...thats just SAD

wow. take about major photo shop. i've already seen these pics in major publications and these have been photoshopped to the extreme.

lmao primevil I don't think that's exactly something to be proud of, you have your kids at 15 miss "hot mom" ?

How many people have cameras zooming right in on them in the worst areas at the worst possible time? Unlike you (and the rest of us) Britney can't take loads of photos and choose only the best ones to put on the internet. Pictures are taken of things and areas we can't even see properly on our own body with just a mirror

I agree that something funny must be going on though. You don't have cellulite in one candid and not in the other. Like those weird photos of her knee from a while ago. They were only weird in 1 photo

I don´t think that´s her body. Fake?

"Fat ass in a little thongggg."
I'm so glad I haven't dragged my lazy, fat ass off of the couch to go the Britney route to lose weight - my ass has less cellulite right now!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh god, I always feel so much better about myself reading about Britney. hahahahaha

By the way - it pains me to know that my sweet Justin Timberlake has put his hands - and God knows what else - on an ass that...special.

i'll take a chunk out of that

imran karim

People are a bit weird.

I didn't realise that by going to the beach wearing actual BEACHWEAR (as opposed to a big sweater and jeans) meant that you were "showing off your body"

Or if the wind blew up your skirt it meant you purposely went out to show off your ass.
Or if someone leans down and takes a photo of your crotch just as you're trying to get out a car (without holding both knees tightly together and waddling like some kind of constipated bird) it meant you were showing off your vagine and you should be ashamed.

Oh come on peoplelook at her body size of course that's what her ass looks like. The only reason people are crying photshop is because they are her size or bigger and they are afraid of what their celulite looks like. This is what moderate celulite looks like in dailght when your walking ass out. Sorry folks the truth ain't pretty. On some pictures of Sharon Stone she looks celulite free and others you can see a buttload of dimply jelly. It's all about the camera and the pictures. Don't delude yourselves. If you are worried about your own cheese factory go work out. Practically everyone has cheesy jelly but if you are toned it's WAY less visible.

Not only is she VERY fat, VERY flabby and VERY ugly, but I've never heard her say a single intelligent thing in the entirety of her... "career".
She flushed her own damn life down the fucking toilet and deserves to be bashed by her ex-fans and the papparazi.
Fat bitch needs to cover her disgusting ass.

Her cellulite would look far worse if she didn't have that fake tan shit on.

And everyone that said her ass looked great in those very dark pics from the day before, give yourself a smack in the head with a block of lard.

To anyone claiming that this MUST be photoshopped because she didn't have it awhile ago: Nice try. That's not normal dimpling!

Everyone knows that Britney has been constantly getting injected with a fat-dissolving chemical. That probably explains how her ass her all flabby and totally FLAT, with no muscle to cover up the gaps where lipo and injections have removed fat.

She'd probably look good if she just took an hour walk every day and didn't stuff herself with fast food. But she decided to take the quick'n'easy route, and ends up with an ass that looks like the surface of the moon. Serves the bitch right.

And her delusioon is evident by her expression, you can tell she's thinking, "Ooooh, they think mah ass is real purty! Ah'm makin' a cumbak! Peeples think Ah'm real hawt, YEE HAW!"

OllieOllie - I had my kid at 20, after being married for 2 years, and I'm very proud of that. I'm a wonderful(and hot) mom who brought her child into a loving, stable environment. That's more than Miss Brit can say.

I've never experienced so much uncontrollable vomiting in my life. Cottage cheese anyone?

#109. You fucking idiot.

We are saying it is photoshopped because pictures taken ON THE SAME DAY and of the same area look different.
and yes the dimpling is not normal, we think the weird marks on her body have been ADDED, not taken away in certain shots.

Anyway, cellulite is really common and there's not really anything you can do about it once you have it.

Stop tring to sound like you know what you're talking about. No one knows if she was injected or not, and you don't sound intelligent enough to be lecturing us anyway. Just stick to making those stupid comments like in your last few sentences.

MOMMIE DEAREZT.. thinkz she haz uz
fooled...she likez to use fake picz,
and add her head to them.. thiz pic
provez that the other pic at the
beach with that girl izn't the same
body...WHAT A FUCKIN FATAZZ, unbelieveable..

I alzo agree with what 43 said...

Brittney haz officially come out to
lesbianizm....and fatnezz....

p.s. fuck U to the azzkizzez of MommieDearezt

#110. Posted by mrs_primevil
" I had my kid at 20, after being married for 2 years, and I'm very proud of that. I'm a wonderful(and hot) mom who brought her child into a loving, stable environment. That's more than Miss Brit can say. "


Aww. Good for you. /sarcasm
FYI anyone who refers to themselves as hot is immediately disqualified.

Also FYI, you don't know how loving or stable her kid's lives are based on some photos you see.
More than Miss Brit can say?
She's was/is only one of the most rich, famous, beautiful, hard working and successful people on the planet.

She may not be all of that now, but she's done a hell of a lot more than anyone on this website will ever do in their life, yet you still think you're better than her because ..? Give me a break. I don't even want to hear it.
Let me guess, because you saw those photos of her tripping with her son or something. I'm sure you're perfect.
Luckily no one on here is followed around to have all of their mistakes videotaped and put on the internet for people to judge. I'm sure you wouldn't be so cocky then.

Also FYI Britney had her first child when she was 24 I think it was. That's why I made the comment about you probably having your child young. She also had 2 very close together. I just don't see why you people are judging her over this like her body is some kind of machine and every woman is comparable without knowing what went on.

oh yea, mommiedearezt...

I thought I freakin told U where to buy
the extenzionz that Pariz uzez,,

U cheap bitch, they're only 5 grand,
get some...in India, NOW..........

She ate her kids and they ended up in her ass

LordGod,
Please tell her to cover up those ugly legs and wrinkled ass. Do we have to suffer looking at this old washed up fake singer? Please God, strike her down if she doesn't put something decent on soon. She is embarrassing her family and children..and as far as her kids go, please give custody of them to that stupid x-husband of hers. He acts more like a grown up than her!

Britney has ruined her body forever. I have seen woman get their figures back the same day they gave birth, shit, some even wore their own jeans home from the hospital. Everyone, I know looks better than her and besides, shouldn't she keep that ugly fat ass in her own back yard?

Cough...lardass...cough


Fresh out of rehab holding a glass of mamosa...I mean I'd like to give her the benefit of doubt and say it's just a glass of OJ but somehow I don't think it is just OJ.

What a mess..

#115 Is there any fucking chance that you'll go there FIRST and get lost? Like, permanently? Good luck with that "z" shit on those college aps - you might want to practice saying "U want friez with that?" You're gonna need it.

112, believe me, nothing sound stupider or bitterer than a Britney fan.

Yeah, there were pictures earlier in the day. Grainier ones. Ones where she wasn't running, and her nasty ass wasn't flapping up and down... LIKE A PERSON WHO'S HAD SURGICAL FAT REMOVAL.

Sorry, but at this point nobody HAS to photoshop pictures to make Shitney look like a gross nasty cow. She IS a nasty saggy cow -- do you also think that they're airbrushing in the saggy flatness of her ass, the thickness of her tree-trunk legs, and her greasy cheap extensions?

By the by, you CAN decrease cellulite -- anyone with any actual knowledge about it knows that, dumbass. So I wouldn't expect you or Shitney to know it.

Oh, and she did get her huge ass injected to deflate it. You can go into as much denial as your simian brain can handle, but it won't change the facts. Do you also devoutly believe that the Goddess of Trailers never got fake tits? Or a tummy tuck? Moron.

That picture is the very image of someone's body after too much bad lipo, especially if the person eats like a greasy pig right away. You don't like that fact? Tough.

Now go back to jerking off to "In the Zone's" cover. I don't sound intelligent? You can't even spell "Trying," sweetie. Come back when you've finished remedial spelling.

Ollie Ollie, it doesn't matter how successful she was -- Milli Vanilli used to be successful too. They were as talented, too.

"I don't even want to hear it." Then don't talk, dumbass: if you open your yap (or keyboard) you're going to get an answer!
She's done more in her life than I have in mine? Yeah, she's done much more -- done permanent brain damage to two innocent babies (including FAS -- what a great mom), broken up marriages, bounced in and out of rehab, cheated teens with bad lip-syncing and computerized screeching, aged herself ten years with drugs and booze, flushed millions down the toilet, married two white-trash guys in two years, cut off her whole family, and publicly humiliated herself on multiple occasions, both onstage ("House of Blues") and off (twat-flashing, car-bashing, shaving her greasy head, swapping undies with strippers).

I'm so envious of never becoming a has-been trainwreck by age 25. Imagine that -- I only have a solid job, an education, loving family, zero addictions or imprisonable behavior, no failed marriages, and the maturity to not squirt out kids I can't handle at the moment.

Compared to Shitney Smears, I AM perfect. So are most people. Only her fans claim that the amount of money earned is the measurement of a successful life.

We don't know from pics that she neglects her kids? Sorry, but pictures are worth a thousand words -- her kids don't even like her (SPF shows this plainly), and she's taking a vacation without them around. Yeah, what a loving mom.

I frankly wouldn't mind if someone followed me with a camera, because I am glad to say that I've never made ANY mistakes as bad as hers, and I've had it a lot rougher than a skanky twit like her.

Oh, and after breast work, at least one tummy tuck, loads of ongoing lipo, no job, enough money to buy Golds' Gym and months to exercise, I don't care if she squirted out ten white-trash babies in ONE year. There's no excuse for looking that way if you have all those resources. I have friends who have had babies at about the same age, -- they are half her size, slimmer than before, and look great.

I really do regret that that Britney site shut down. Ever since then, all the good blogs have been flooded with these pitiful Shitney fans.

Oh G-D! What the hell was that?!?! I think I puked a little in my mouth...

LOL...LOL..LoL
@9-the hair on the ass!
But..seriously,people,we should stop to insult her .It's no good!

her ass looks even worse than it did in that bikini thong - oh god why does she not just put it away!

#121 I saw you were refering to my post and was about to read the whole thing with the intention of giving you a full answer but decided to just quickly skim the rest after you mentioned "Britney Spears fan" because you clearly can't be talking to me because I'm not a fan of hers.

I guess people's over-zealous attempts to bash anyone seen to be "supporting" Spears makes them spout complete shite.
I don't need lectured about the female body and i'm not here to lecture anyone else about it. What I said was fair, I have no bias. Have fun trying to twist what other people have said.

A part which caught my eye as I was skimming though, was the "can't even spell trying" part.
Nice one LMFAO. I must have not pressed the button on the keyboard hard enough, it happens. It's called a TYPO. But nice try. Really scraping the barrel there. That's what people who have no real argument do, try to find something petty to point out. It would help if this was an actual spelling mistake though. ;-) So I won't even bother T R Y I N G to discuss this with you.
No doubt you will have some feeble attempt at getting back me to compensate for your poor little ego.

So I don't hate Britney Spears guts and want to talk all day about how "bad" a mother she is or how justifiable her out of shape body is, big deal. Does that mean i'm her biggest fan? For having *shock* a different opinion?
No, I just hate Paris Hilton more and direct my energy over there, that doesn't mean to say I plain make stuff up about her because I don't like her. Get a grip and come up with some better insults.

Oh shit all this cellulite stuff is crap her figure is OK but its the "come hither" coy glances that make me want to throw my dinner like "Hey I am a big star" she is living in Cloud Cuckoo Land she need to perfect the "Hey I am a washed up loser" look now.

Geez, no one goes in and out of how faster than this chick. I suddenly have a massive craving for lumpy blue cheese dip and some crackers.

And yea, I would still hit that ass like she was late with my money. Fuck that.

Ollie Ollie - I never said I was better than her. I just look better :) And I'm without a doubt a better mom. How stable how her relationship with KFed have been when she had those kids? They got married within like 6 months of knowing each other and didn't even last 2 years! Then of course there's all the pics of her out acting a fool...if she were actually with her children we wouldn't have to see her ass plastered all over the place.

Holy shit #114 jump off a fucking cliff PLEASE!!

#121 Demelza,

I love you I agree with EVERYTHING you said.

Thats all

Even sadder? That is NOT a thong. Look closer (if you dare.) That's just a good ol' fashioned wedgie. *shudder*

These pics remind me of an old photoshop of Britney Spears as the new McDonalds Spokeswoman

Guess life imitates art huh?
Pic: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=1412914

How many moms spend 24/7 with their kids? I would go insane without some time out - admittedly Shitney has too much time out, I am no lover of Shitney but I don't think she deserves quite all this, unlike Paris, but as Parisite is locked up for 23 days (I hope) I guess Shit and Ho and gonna be taking the extra heat!

Ok. seriously! who the fuck is the dyke in ALL this guddamn pics with her?

and where are her children? she needs to take her granny ass on home. YO, Brit. spare us the agonizing ass shots and go take care of your kids!

Lots of Junk in that trunk.

Dear Mexico:

We're sorry you had to see that. We hope it won't happen again.

Your friend,
America

133 couldn't of said it better!

yea, mommie dearezt, go hold handz
with the dyke, after all..shez the
only licking your puzzy...no wonder
U don't want your kidz around, bitch...

Oh Snap! I think Demelza won that one. Thanks for doing that. It takes a lot of time to formulate all those thought...especially over this washed up beached whale.

I wonder when people will stop giving this fat sow so much attention? I guess we can't help but to watch such a train wreck. I just wonder if she's conscientious in any facets of her life or just a completely dense retard. Whatever is going on between those hammerhead eyes sure seems pretty vacant.

gotta hand it to ms piggy, she's owning that fat sloppy pigginess.

No doubt Ms. Spears has become as foul and pathetic as she always was talentlees...

However, I would still absolutely make that happen, even now. Later, when I told my friends that I'd slept with Brit (I mean let's face it, the only reason anyone would ever spend time naked or otherwise with that idiot is so they'd have a story to tell later) I'd just get a little confused and hazy about the timing of it. "Sometime around 2001 or 2002, I think" would be my response to anyone who inquired as to when we did the deed.

Someone had fun on photoshop people! That is NOT her ass!! Look at the pics of her on the beach!! I support you brit!!!

Down Right Nasty! Cover that ass with a bed sheet.


Something's not right here...

The asses definitely do NOT look the same. In the other pictures, even when the sun is shining on it, you can't see the dimpling and her butt does not look this flat. Although, in those same bikini photos, her FRIEND'S ass does kind of look like this one.

Not to say they switched asses or anything stupid like that. But something is amiss.

Sometimes the aging-process start early.Or this is a succesful photoshop.At the moment i'm in between somewhere but if this is a photoshop.Who's the real owner of those legs?

Will the real owner of these legs step forward and show her thong!

Just kidding,i think it's photoshopped...I'm sure for 51%.

I thought she was supposed to be getting back in shape?! Cuz damn that is one horrible looking ass!!!

A modest proposal: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burqa

Britney is a fat ugly whore that needs to die a slow painful death.

I agree that Britney has gone downhill but if you follow this link you'll find that even in her heyday she was pretty average in real life:

http://www.newfaces.com/magazine/digital-beauty-pt2.php

In the above link she's pictured with ex Justin Timberlake.
Britney has always been the subject of good marketing. All her promotional images have been airbrushed to shit.

that is disgusting ugh i dont feel sympathy for her because if you've had two kids, have a washed up career, no talent, and a fat ass the least thing you can do is have the good sense to cover your ass with a skirt or swimmimg shorts. and if she's got so much money can't she get a decent weave?

Uff!

q culo mas feo!

Oh Britney - what is wrong with you - stop eating junk food, get some dress sense and a good hairdressser!

To the sad people who actually believe this rear-end shot taken is actually Britney Spears body -- I can't say anything bad, because I just feel sad they could be manipulated so easily. To all the intelligent people who know this is just more fake photography & women bashing -- I say "Power to the People!"

To the sad people who actually believe this rear-end shot taken is actually Britney Spears body -- I can't say anything bad, because I just feel sad they could be manipulated so easily. To all the intelligent people who know this is just more fake photography & women bashing -- I say "Power to the People!"

Britney doesn't look that bad. If she took out the bad extentions and wore normal clothes to cover her girly parts she could be quite cute.

The only way I can explain the Britney fascination is.... rubbernecking.

Props to #121, took the words right out of my mouth.

I can't believe people feel bad her! "She's just a person, people make mistakes, blah blah blah". Everyone realizes that she is just a person, but what is inexcusable are the lifestyle choices she has made while being famous. Famous people get scrutinized, it's been true for years. The fact that she's so fucking stupid, and didn't realize this, and now goes crying about it, just shows that she wasn't capable of handling any of her success. She's nothing but a failure, and no amount of money she has made in the past will deny this. Money does not necessarily measure success, for example: Ghandi. So stop whining!

Stupid, stupid bitch. Stop feeling bad for her. She has more than enough means to educate herself, or to at least have someone instruct her on how to be famous, and handle it like a lady. She can take other celebrities like Justin Timberlake (who has partied harder!) or Beyonce on how to handle it.

And yes, her ass does look terrible. But then again, why would anybody expect perfection from somebody who has failed so miserably?

i'm not surprised at all that the pictures are named 'cottage cheese'.

Lusti7: We know it's hard for you to see your hero continue to spiral out of control, but good God, get your head out of your ass! These pictures aren't photoshopped: Your hero just has a flabby body. When you subsist on the diet she does and get very little exercise, you're going to look like that. Twitney's career is OVER, someone needs to get that through her head. She has two kids she ignores, because she thinks everyone loves her and wants her to make this stunning "comeback". Newsflash: It ain't gonna happen!! It's over and done!!

She needs to pack up and move the hell out of Southern California, but her constant need for attention prevents it.

To all the people who say that her cottage cheese is the result of having kids--- Did they erupt directly *from* her thighs?

Cellulite is genetic. Either you have it or you don't. I know plenty of people who don't have any at all, so stop saying we all do- thus lumping us with Britney's ilk.

I feel really sad for Britney. The expression says it all. She lives in a dream world of kittens and unicorns far removed from reality. Can you blame her?

EWWWWWWWWW

i think britney is hardly a hottie, but, hate to break it to you, women have cellulite. lets be reasonable.

As much as I do not car for Britney I hate to say that I am sure this pic has been altered in Photoshop, there is NO way she looks like this, and if u look at the other pics on this site, you can see through her dress and see that her backside looks nothing like the one that has been altered!!!

You can tell this pic is a fake by looking at the background in all the shots.... Alot of your comments were histarical though...

I think we need to give her a break though... i really do like Britney... Throw stones at her cause you probably don't do anything wrong

how the hell did her ass get here from the almost half-decent pix from June 4, with that tiny set on??????

I am the one who said the
picz weren't the same..but
I said that the beach one
waz the fake, and letz fuckin
face it...it really doezn't
matter, coz look at her fat
face and thoze ratty extenzionz..
shez a fuckin mezz...who carez
about her fat freakin azz?

She's gross...

http://www.britneyspearswatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/brit-ugly.jpg

I find the comments offensive and I am convinced that all of the men that posted comments are total idiots or are extremely lucky because you have dated the very, very few women (even models) that do not have any cellulite on their backside.

As far as the women who have posted a negative comment -- you must be a model or a woman pre-childbirth. If you never experience cellulite, you should be a model and should be ashamed of bashing another famous person as this bashing will eventually happen to you.

Wow. I always knew she had the potential to be really FAT, I just didn't think she'd be that out of shape in her twenties. Imagine when she hits 30...ughh.

è pur vero che stà correndo però...che orrore veramente!!
l'unica cosa positiva è che queste foto ''schock'' mi risollevano sempre il morale!

cellulities ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

leave her alone!

look, what you waiting, ah?, brithney, she is different, and you f.... website, live her alone, and in spanish say some words, este sitio web es manejado por unas gordas de mierda , si leen esto no son intelingentes, malditas superficiales , uds deven estar llenas de cirugias, por favor, traten de ser razonables , uds son los demonios de los famosos, los papparazzis , love you bitches

laura roberta aguirre

she lookz
like
PorkyFuckinPig!!!!!

MommieDearezt: pleaze
stay away from faztfood
only I can eat it and
not gain weight....

oh yea, we got bathroom
bitchez on thiz site that
would probably love to join
your dumbazz in a bathroom
sex=a=rama...

That's not a thong. That's her gigantic ass eating her swimsuit bottoms. EWWW

Eeeew, those ass dimples! Is that where the Cheetos went? The hair is disgusting, surely she can afford better. *bending over to puke in trash can*

Qué asco!! parece queso gruyere

Is she still the American Dream????


I'd still hit it. LOL. Let's face it, all she needs to do is hit the gym for three months and she'll be looking good again. She has the time to do it, and she is just fucking around right now. I know some of you girls have been trying to lose the weight for years and years. Like one guy said on his post, if 99% of you girls would look at your ass in a morror, you'd have cottage cheese too.

When comparing pictures of Britney's old ass, the other most recent britney thong post, and these pictures...

I have to wonder (and personally believe) that these are some skillfully photoshopped images we're looking at. Britney may now be fugly, but she's not that fugly - yet.

she should definitely be endorsing cheddar cheese. that or yellow worms.. oh wait. i mean weave.

q tal

Wow i dunno bout u guys but she looks pretty cute with that fat...yummmmm im all over these pics....

Who cares if she's a cow now, i would fuck her anyway.

MRS_PRIMEVIL: guess what cunt...
you're fucking ugly...you know it, so do thousands of other people. you are a shitty mother, that's why you're on the computer (neglecting your down syndrome looking kid) more than britney is away from her kids...that's why you took your kid to the ER b/c she smashed a snow globe while she was within YOUR REACH...or so you say.

everyone else...this bitch is a lying hypocrite...if you wana see what she looks like (she's fugly) let me know, i have some GREAT pics! her name is amanduh and she lives in NORTH LEWISBURG, OHIO. SHE DOESNT HAVE HER OWN HOUSE, CAR OR JOB. SHE AND HER LOSER HUSBAND LIVE OFF OF HIS DEGENERATE MOTHER. SHE HAS AN EATING DISORDER...she's constantly talking about how shitty everyone else looks and how she's a better mother/wife/person. she OVERDOSED ON LAXATIVES, CAUSING A FETUS TO DIE.

my name is joanna...my job is OWNING this piece of shit.

man doesn't fall in the trick of this picture, leave clearly that it has been worked in photoshop, just downloaded the picture and give it a good zoom of the ass area and you can look that is blur in here and that, this can made with the finger tool in photoshop and some crazy bastard paparazi post the picture like real.

Black Book

Tell me how you can't feel sorry for this sad face?...

http://parishilton.snagapic.com

Wow. Did she gain like 50 lbs. in rehab or what?? And I thought she was back in shape recently- I saw pix of her from a concert?? Well, anywho- I agree, she should not parade around in a thong like some teenage supermodel when she is rly an obese old cow. And the diplotocus comment was hilarious, whomever said that (I can't find it again, sry)

It may sem all that bad but I have seen worse. This is easily fixable depending if you put effort into it. She basicaly just needs to starts a daily workout routine to get back into shape. A simple hour of running or joging can fix this. What has happened is the skin around her ass is begining to sag because she hasn't been all that fit lately. She also gained a few pounds. Simple cardio is the key. It will tighten to skin about the buttox and firm the area right up, while also getting rid of the fatty tissue. Also she would have to make sure to burn more calories then she consumes in a day. Its not the easiest or most fun jobs but its needed in this case lol.

morons! hahahaha.. don't know to judge if its photoshop or not..

kiss britney's ass for you to know the real truth.

keeps on posting comments, eventhough the webmaster makes you morons, idiots!

Everbody goes through changes. Everybody has problems. Most everybody works their whole lives for two things: a house and a vehicle. She has that. But what she does not have is someone trustworthy to give good career advice. If her album flops I expect to see her movie career to take off after a few years of hiding. Then pow! There is no such thing as a has been.

Seeing this picture makes me happier about myself for sure!

Yeah, so what if she's fat. So what if she gets a million zits, bald, and loses her teeth? She still has more money in the bank than anyone posting comments on this blog. :-P

I REALLY HONESTLY THINK THIS PICTURE IS ALL SHET IF YOU ASK ME

BRITNEY SPEARS DOES NOT HAVE A BODY LIKE THAT I THINK THERES PEOPLE OUT THERE TRYING TO WRITE STUFF ABOUT HER JUST TO MAKE MONEY IN MAGAZINES SOO MY ADVICE TO PEEPZ THEY SHOULD HAVE A GOOD LOOK AT THE PICTURE IN WHO WANTS TO MOOK SOME1 THEY DO NOT KNOW WE ARE ACTING LIKE WE NO THE POOR WOMAN..
JUST MINE YOUR OWN BUSINESS INSTEAD OF INTERFERING IN OTHERS LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS!!!

YOU HAVE TO KNOW THE GIRL BEFORE U START JUDGING HER AYE..
HAHAHAHA YOUR THE SHETERE BRITNEY ALLWAYS WILL B!!!!!!!!
K-FED JUST MUCKED YOUR CARRER UP 4 A WHILE THERE BUT IT WONT TAKE LONG TO CONTINUE UR CARRER.............YEIYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT IS NOT ALL ABOUT MONEY HONEY!!!!!!!!!!! TEXAS TRASH

i am commenting on some of the things being said about britney spears and how much some people seem to enjoy making fun of her.......i like her even though i am a nurse and a mother of 3. i don't smoke or drink or any of that but i think if people would stop judging her and give her a bit of a break it might change her attitude. i think kevin fedderline is a worthless oppertunist and i cannot believe no one has caught on to that. he can do whatever he feels like and it is ok but photographers follow britney around just to turn anything she does into one big drama party...she's human and makes poor choices and mistakes like anyone else.....not just famous. loosen up on her a little. some of us don't think it is funny.

oh yeah i forgot to say something in my last comment about britney spears......those pictures of her are totally not real..they can't be......AND i don't believe most of the stuff tabloids print............the fact remains that if it is trashy or smutty, it will sell and make these judgemental idiots their moolah....you're on your way back britney, i think you'll be bigger than before when you make that comeback!!!!!!!!!

#15 booga1134

Is your mamma one of the chicks you fuck cuz I can't see any real chicks fucking you. Must have a good imagingation, you okie fuck.

#192

Ya needn't waste words with a sign-in like 'TexasTrash', honey. One or the other will do cuz they both mean the same thing. Like Texas, like Trash. Get it?

# 196 emily

You must be the stupidest child in all of creation. Are you from Texas per chance? When you grow up, you might see the light but I really doubt it as your stupidity is probably hereditary.

the arguement goes both ways. but the frightening thing is how much you crazy bastards care about something that means nothing

I love her ass it looks groos but I love it...i've fucked her before an dshe moans alot

fat women look nasty because than

I think that if than go on diet it be good because I that can give u promblem

I love britney spear she got the way I want but not her side or nothing
but a person think about you u got the clothes I got

what up pretty gurl

bueno lo unico que puedo decir que ella lo que necesita es amiga pero de verdad alguien que la ayude y la comprenda y la quiera tal como es con sus defectos y virtudes... tu eres humana y puedes tener celulites, puedes equivocarte y tantas cosas mas que un humano se te quiere mucho aqui en venezuela

I'd lick her ass hole then fuck her in the ass and let her shit on my stomach.

Eeewwwwwwwww........

Its Fucking Ugly....SHIT!

pshhahahahaha um yea this isnt even real, Britney would of never let her self go that far to look like that. its not a real pic of the back of her hahaha EVER HEARD OF PHOTO SHOPPING A PIC TO MAKE IT LOOK BAD SINCE OF COURSE SHES A CELEBRITY!!!!!!

pshhahahahaha um yea this isnt even real, Britney would of never let her self go that far to look like that. its not a real pic of the back of her hahaha EVER HEARD OF PHOTO SHOPPING A PIC TO MAKE IT LOOK BAD SINCE OF COURSE SHES A CELEBRITY!!!!!!

I dont even wanna know...

I dont even wanna know...

I dont even wanna know...

I dont even wanna know...

DAMN!!!
SUPER ugly ASSS
even my grandmother ass is more cutie
hahaha

that fat whore needs to get a new job!

that fat whore needs to get a new job!

that fat whore needs to get a new job!

I NEED TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU SO YOU LOOSE THAT FAT JIUCY ASS OF YOURS

good lord she is sexy

I would fuck her

i am in love with you nobody which you look like you are sweet from haed to nippels to cunt to toes

Very sexy ass!

wow. . . my ass looks better than that ;)

I'd stick it up there and blow a load on the bad boy

I'd stick it up there and blow a load on the bad boy

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