Jun 21 2007Britney Spears does whatever she wants
Britney Spears reportedly stormed out of a photo shoot for her new perfume last week and refused to return. Page Six reports:
"There was a shoot last week in L.A. for a new perfume she's coming out with and something happened," a source says. "She got very upset and stormed out of the shoot and wouldn't come back. She is not listening to anyone and doing exactly what she wants. But sometimes she doesn't know best."
They don't say what exactly caused Britney to storm out, but you can bet it was something stupid, like she saw her own reflection and got scared because she thought there was a ghost in the room. She basically acts like an 6-year-old, so it could pretty much be anything. They probably just tried to make her eat some vegetables or something.
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Reader Comments
1. raven - June 21, 2007 9:34 AM
haha
2. raven - June 21, 2007 9:34 AM
haha
3. me - June 21, 2007 9:37 AM
she sucks
4. Stoned Bored - June 21, 2007 9:38 AM
4th!
What's going here? Fake tits or no?
5. mr gossip - June 21, 2007 9:40 AM
Britney Spears doing something erratic? No! It Cant BE! At least shes consistent folks. It made no sense to me when she became incredibly popular despite a lack of any perceivable talent. So now that the walls are crumbling on her life iI feel like its the universe correcting its self. As long as she doesnt screw her kids up. http://www.hiltonbehindbars.com
6. Ooba Gooba - June 21, 2007 9:43 AM
Love it. The "career" continues to spiral downward. Please keep it up, Twitney.
7. Steven Braun - June 21, 2007 9:45 AM
What's the perfume called? Skank?
8. Ser - June 21, 2007 9:49 AM
That gold purse is so annoying!!
9. Danny - June 21, 2007 9:52 AM
Fat. hahahaha
10. Lindsay - June 21, 2007 9:55 AM
No one else finds it weird that photographers actually want to take pictures of that thing?
11. jus'stupid - June 21, 2007 9:57 AM
She's so stupid she thinks the bad pictures are cool. I can't wait for her to die. She is in a near coma now...Career and lifewise.
12. Joyce - June 21, 2007 9:59 AM
Wow for a moment there I thought I'd managed to travel back in time in my sleep when I woke to find this article, but then realised it's just the same Britney, another day. This is the 29th time I've done this now. Bit bored of her skin, weave and this spot I've got... reminds me all too much of her; annoying and looks baaaad.
13. booga1134 - June 21, 2007 9:59 AM
I'd like to punch that bitch, grab her by the back of her extensions and just punch that bitch until she is a bloody mess. Then I'd call Dr. Ramirez from Tijuana to come sew up her pussy so she can't have any more kids.
14. HA! - June 21, 2007 10:00 AM
Thank you #8...I was gonna say the same S**T...does she not own another f*****G purse?
15. Binky - June 21, 2007 10:01 AM
My people are saying she had creative differences with the name of the perfume - 'Lingering Oder'.
16. bungoone - June 21, 2007 10:02 AM
why would you do a photoshoot for your purfume when you look like this? don't you want to sell some of that panther piss?
They should at least wait until she actually has hair cause you know she's goign to try and either wear a hat or one of her headwraps. No one is trying to see what hides beneath that wrap.
17. Fishstick - June 21, 2007 10:07 AM
She's giving us inbred rednecks a bad name.
18. sea - June 21, 2007 10:09 AM
Why do we need another Britney perfume? Her old stuff is on clearance at Walmart now.
It would be funny if I were kidding, but...
No, wait. It is still funny.
19. G Cellphones - June 21, 2007 10:15 AM
hot lil skank
20. RichPort - June 21, 2007 10:23 AM
I'd like to treat her like Ned Beatty in Deliverance...
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!
21. Anexio - June 21, 2007 10:27 AM
I wonder what her perfume smells like?
Cigarettes, Red Bull, and the spooge of some guy?
22. bluee - June 21, 2007 10:31 AM
im proud of her. least she didnt flash her vag or ass.
23. Jimbo - June 21, 2007 10:34 AM
Why is this news? Is anyone surprised? She is a mental case
24. Brock Landers - June 21, 2007 10:39 AM
Does whatever she wants? What celebrity whore DOESN'T do whatever she wants?
25. Jimbo - June 21, 2007 10:40 AM
@17 Hey sis, you wana do it?
26. krazihottkelli - June 21, 2007 10:40 AM
too bad zhe doezn't want
to drown herzelf or maybe
fiz her hair for once..
hey MommyDearezt:
Y do U think if U
put a zcarf around
your head that U have
a hairdoo? U fuckin
poor excuze for a woman!
everyone I know iz clazzier
then U. Nobodyz gonna buy
your zhit anymore, thatz
fuckin funny!
27. BaldAsBritney - June 21, 2007 10:40 AM
She probably just heard the ice cream truck going by.
Linebacker.
28. Fishstick - June 21, 2007 10:45 AM
#25: Daddy's got me booked up all day ;)
#26: Is your keyboard broken? emo-haiku?
29. swan - June 21, 2007 10:47 AM
Get ridda those tan slips!!!!!!!!
Ugh.
It's really hurting my soul how she just refuses to try a different style of clothing! Yug, muck, mangle slips.
30. Jimbo - June 21, 2007 10:48 AM
@27 That bastard, I told him it was my turn
31. krazihottkelli - June 21, 2007 10:55 AM
#28=iz your face
fuckin broken, coz
your fuckin ugly, bitch.
what the fuck iz that
zmell? Oh yea, itz
thoze ztinkin Fizhztickz
that everyone hatez!
32. Fishstick - June 21, 2007 10:57 AM
#31: Ouch. Hurts to be insulted by an 11 year old girl. Wow, that stings. I mean, "stingz"
33. FRIST!!! - June 21, 2007 10:59 AM
#21 Hey, you stole mt thought!!! Except instead of cigarrettes I was going to say vomit, and instead of Red Bull I was going to say Jack Daniels, but the semen was definitely in there, and we had the same general concept.
34. Poor Britney - June 21, 2007 11:00 AM
She's probably pissed they suggested to use anybody else to model for her perfume.
35. krazihottkelli - June 21, 2007 11:04 AM
#32=bitch, I'd
rather be 11 then
fuckin 50..I'll
bet your TunaFizh
zmellz real good
after all the fuckz
itz had..zhit, it
probably don't even
look like a puzzy
anymore..iz that Y
your zo angry? ...coz
your an old zmellyfizh?
36. Jimbo - June 21, 2007 11:05 AM
@33 WTC!!! You show up after not being around for a week and you don't say hi to anyone?
37. Tim - June 21, 2007 11:05 AM
Bitch is hot.
38. FRIST!!! - June 21, 2007 11:06 AM
#31 Hey kraztfattkelli, you are so clever. Let's be friends. What is the name of the asylum you live in? And the room number, I am coming to have tea with you.
39. FRIST!!! - June 21, 2007 11:08 AM
Hi Jimbo!!! Hi Fishstick!!! I'm just getting ready for work, I was totally just about to say hi!!!!!!!!!
40. FRIST!!! - June 21, 2007 11:09 AM
And anyway, you guys stood me up and didn't come to my trampoline party. Only the clowns and photographers did.
41. Bern - June 21, 2007 11:10 AM
She probably tried to have sex with a douchebag dancer, like the old days, but was rejected in favor of a sack of doorknobs.
COME SEE BERN'S THURSDAY BOOB SHOT -- IT'S UP:
http://thelifeandtimesofbernard.blogspot.com/
42. Britney - June 21, 2007 11:11 AM
Whateva, whateva, I do what I want! I do what I want!
43. krazihottkelli - June 21, 2007 11:12 AM
Frist..I mean First,
bitch can't even spell..
You fuckerz wizhed I waz
fatt, I know U fuckerz R,
coz all U do allday iz zit
on your fat fuckin azz=z
at a dezk..nice jobz....
No wonder, your zo mean,
ztuck in the office all
day producez nothing but
fattazzbuttbitchez!
enjoy your fatt life, bitch.
44. Fishstick - June 21, 2007 11:12 AM
#35:
you wouldz rather
be fuckedz by your
50 yearz old
daddy again
than admit yourz
not oldz enough
to pass middlez
school typing
class. little
cunt-monkey
soz cute. Come
playz with the
big girlz.
45. Fishstick - June 21, 2007 11:15 AM
uh-oh, FRIST, you're on the chopping block now. Someones gonna try to pass you a nasty note in study hall....
46. Stoney - June 21, 2007 11:16 AM
It was a photoshoot, so they probably said something like "hey bruce, we're going to have to airbrush the extensions and pimples"
47. krazihottkelli - June 21, 2007 11:20 AM
TunaZtinkinFizhztick:
Bitch, I already fuckin
told U that my dad waz
6 fuckin feet under...
hello..that meanz dead,
bitch...but zince your
dad muzt of screwed your
fuckin brainz out your whole
life , then that explainz
Y U attack me..muzt zuck to
be having zex and look up and
zee that itz your dad...iz that
how you came up with the
Fizhstick name...? Hiz dick
muzt of been zkinny and
zkinkin like FIZH!!!!grozz,
nice memoriez of your dad...
48. G Cellphones - June 21, 2007 11:22 AM
i wanna lick her dirty little butt all night long!!!!!!!!
49. Jimbo - June 21, 2007 11:23 AM
FRIST - Yeah yeah and you never call either:)
50. Ambivalentbastard - June 21, 2007 11:24 AM
The funny thing about the people saying shes fat...I'm going to agree, but just to set the record straight,
i'd rather fucking date a fat girl...like her...
than fat and ugly like most..... wait all of you.
51. Ambivalentbastard - June 21, 2007 11:26 AM
As for the one who wants to lick her dirty butt all night long...go fuck a dog or something, youd be much better off fucking that than Britney trust me.
52. Fishstick - June 21, 2007 11:27 AM
47: you're getting way too far into your personal life on here little baby. i actually feel pretty sorry for you that you feel the need to express yourself in that way on an anonymous internet comment board. doesnt your middle school have a counselor?
53. G Cellphones - June 21, 2007 11:27 AM
did you read my post? ;-)
it's #48,
hmmmmmmmmmm a midnight snack!!!!
54. FRIST!!! - June 21, 2007 11:27 AM
I gotta go to work, I'll try to check back later :) JIMBO
55. G Cellphones - June 21, 2007 11:30 AM
a dirty dog? you're sick man, i rather take my chances with a nasty lil skank! ;-) miss jackson if youre nasty!!!!!!!!!!! nasty girl, nasty girl
56. cosmetologist - June 21, 2007 11:35 AM
She really shouldn't go around town in her nightgown.
57. Ambivalentbastard - June 21, 2007 11:36 AM
LAWLZ TO NUMBER 43
THEY WROTE:
43. Posted by krazihottkelli on June 21, 2007 11:12 AM
"Frist..I mean First,
bitch can't even spell..
You fuckerz wizhed I waz
fatt, I know U fuckerz R,
coz all U do allday iz zit
on your fat fuckin azz=z
at a dezk..nice jobz....
No wonder, your zo mean,
ztuck in the office all
day producez nothing but
fattazzbuttbitchez!
enjoy your fatt life, bitch."
LAWLZ to that one.
You catch on to first, but the plague internet lingo seems to stick on you more than semen does on paris hilton.
"Wat r u 12yrso srsly...."
I'm pretty sure you don't know
how to spell fat, because fat..has only one "t" which beats the purpose of internet lingo or "inet lingo" if it suits your understanding...fine I'll give you...you're not fat you made it clear...But hell if you're not fat doesn't make you by default good looking I mean holy shit...I've seen some really ugly skinny girls, and the fact that your display name is "krazihottkelli"
means you can't even buy it...anytime "Sexy" or "hot" or even "hott" [cause it has to be hotter than hot right?] are put on to your very own display name...it means, chances are you'll never hear these things from people in real life or to piss you off "irl" so keep telling yourself that honey...maybe one day you will not look like you got hit with an ugly stick....Nice try, trying to sound sweet on the internet...but it won't get you laid, you your better off like all the other girls that post comments on all these pages...Bitter and Ugly. BUH BYE.
:]
58. krazihottkelli - June 21, 2007 11:36 AM
#44=hey Fishstick=your
the one who keeps gettin
personal with my dad and
it lookz like I
waz right...and if
it did happen to U,
then I'm zorry for U,
but every fuckin time
you attack me, U zay
that my dad fucked me
and he didn't and hez
dead..zo leave him the
fuck outta it.
59. BLT - June 21, 2007 11:40 AM
Who wants to smell like Britney anyways? Her perfume is a joke just liker her career.
http://wwww.backlottalk.com
The movie studio life.
60. G Cellphones - June 21, 2007 11:41 AM
wait #55 you're absolutely right, you caused me to reconsider, i really don't think i want to do that---good lord what happend to me?
61. krazihottkelli - June 21, 2007 11:42 AM
Frist: yea, I'd go
to work to if I were
U..don't like to loze,
do ya, bitch...now, go
fuckin work, thatz what
they pay old people to
do!enfuckinjoy!
62. Ambivalentbastard - June 21, 2007 11:43 AM
No no g cellphones...At least fucking the dog would be a little more practical than that Ugly creature...by the name of britney.
And what does Janet have to do with anything?
SHES even grosser looking than Britney...
together they add up and = Madonna....
63. krazihottkelli - June 21, 2007 11:43 AM
57=shut the fuck up:
no one azk U for your
1 cent....now run away
like your Frist friend
did, bitch!
64. Fishstick - June 21, 2007 11:46 AM
#57: awesome.
#58:http://www.kasamba.com/experts/professional-counseling/personality-emotional-disorders
65. G Cellphones - June 21, 2007 11:46 AM
who among you got your cellphones from G Cellphones? millions that who!!!! as far as brit, she's rollin VIP
66. Ambivalentbastard - June 21, 2007 11:47 AM
To the "sexy godess" [ i mean that sarcastically" "HOTTKELLI"....
I don't have to work because i'm a student meaning that is my job, yet I find it quite amusing how pathetic older people such as yourself can be.
You do keep me entertained, so kudos.
As far as any insults go regarding any comments go from me do what I'll do to all of yours
DISREGARD...because I careless for yours, and for the love of mel gibson...IT'S THE FUCKING INTERNET.
I mean you're probably pretty on the internet, but in person...you're really ugly right?
67. Ambivalentbastard - June 21, 2007 11:49 AM
Gee Whiz...
I thought Mr./Ms./Mrs./It G cellphones...had enough brains to make one sentence make sense...boy was I wrong.
CUM STAINED.
68. .... - June 21, 2007 11:50 AM
32. Posted by Fishstick on June 21, 2007 10:57 AM
#31: Ouch. Hurts to be insulted by an 11 year old girl. Wow, that stings. I mean, "stingz"
I THINK YOU MEANT "ZTINGZ"
KRAZIHOTTKELLI YOUR FUCKING RETARDED.
.
69. buttuglykelli - June 21, 2007 11:51 AM
@61 ButtUglyKelly - Fuck you. You have more than wore out your welcome in here. No wonder your dad is dead, if you were my daughter I would kill myself
70. Ambivalentbastard - June 21, 2007 11:53 AM
Why thank you Fishstick.
I'm hear through Friday.
Actually no, but almost...
I'm a no lifer, and unlike that "krazisexyhottkelli"
I can admit it...
P.S. Ms. Sexyhottkilli
I will not shut up.
Nice try though.
Wait my "frist" friend ran away?
Lawlz.
You're funny!
71. jrzmommy - June 21, 2007 11:53 AM
Ok, I'm getting here late today, but what's all this about Senor Kelli fucking her dad to death? You dirty dog.
72. Ambivalentbastard - June 21, 2007 11:55 AM
Buttuglykelli
does the name have reference to you?
Or that hottkelli
chick i've been giving a hard time...
Because if it's regarding you, alas there is one honest person in this world!!
73. Ambivalentbastard - June 21, 2007 11:56 AM
jrzmommy
LMAO...
Are you a mom?
Even better question..
ARE YOU MY MOTHER?
74. woodhorse - June 21, 2007 11:58 AM
They probably just tried to make her put her underwear on and said something on the order of "We're selling perfume, not Vajayjay" and she couldn't figure out if that was an insult or not so she left.
75. Fishstick - June 21, 2007 11:58 AM
#73: are you a jr.? because then its possible shes your mom....
76. Ambivalentbastard - June 21, 2007 11:58 AM
And to answer to jrzmommy...
You've got a pair of eyes
or at least I hope...
How about you scroll up
and read down?
OMG SOUNDS LIKE A MAGNIFICENT PLAN!!!
No i'm not smart but thanks...for thinking it.
77. Ambivalentbastard - June 21, 2007 12:00 PM
Well woodhorse your comment would have been funny had it been said in the first few comments
everyone knows...that these comments
usually go off topic...
So sorry to rain on your parade but...
"EPIC FAILURE".
78. krazihottkelli - June 21, 2007 12:01 PM
#64 azzkizzer bitch:awezome#57..yea, thatz all U can so iz kizzazz=z...
pozt #28==your azz attacked me firzt...
zo fuck U.and your advice on #64 for me..
your the one who needz the help clearly.
thank God I'm not old and going thru the
change of life like U..I'd fuckin kill
myzelf firzt.
and to #66==I'm not ugly or fat like the other hoggzilla=z on here!
79. Ambivalentbastard - June 21, 2007 12:03 PM
I'm going to agree with you on your comment to me "hottkelli"...you're not as ugly...as "hogzilla"
YOU'RE UGLIER.
80. Fishstick - June 21, 2007 12:07 PM
#78: little cunt-monkey - get your "s" key fixed before trying to pick fight with adults.
81. krazihottkelli - June 21, 2007 12:09 PM
79=U don't know me
fuckface baztard:
maybe your DrPlowZhitDickBrain?
yea, I think U R..hez haz been
hiding or your dirtchicken...he
doezn't exizt anymore..either
way..fuck U!
82. LJ - June 21, 2007 12:10 PM
Ms. Spears, some words of advice. Put some clothes on, drop the purse, grow some hair and disappear. It'll be best for the children.
83. Samantha Jones - June 21, 2007 12:12 PM
God, all you people do in here is insult each other. I love the posts on this site, but you commenters suck balls. *runs over to dlisted*
84. Ambivalentbastard - June 21, 2007 12:13 PM
Hahaha.
I'm going to pretend like you soo got me.
OUCH. OMG YOU'RE SOO GOOD.
[Realistically though, your impaired mind does not allow you to write sentences that make any sense.]
Nice try though.
:]
85. ssdd - June 21, 2007 12:13 PM
Go Fuck yourself Page 6
86. krazihottkelli - June 21, 2007 12:16 PM
#80==your old zhit iz boring
me,fuck, I have better thingz
to do than lizten to the same
zhit...I think I'll go surfin,
while all U old bitchez R stuck
in your stupid officez hating and
kizzin each other azz=z! enjoy!
87. Ambivalentbastard - June 21, 2007 12:16 PM
Alright Samantha Jones.
In your ideal
world there's butterflies
and unicorns.
Done?
Remember this is the internet.
People make the internet.
The internet connects people to each other.
WE'RE NOT ALL GOING TO HOLD HANDS
AND PICK FLOWERS.
So if you're looking for a place to impose your hippy beliefs youre really on the wrong site.
Plus like anyone elses' including mine
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR COMMENTS
including your "I LOVE POSTING COMMENTS"
soo two words, SUCK IT.
Have a nice day!
88. Jimbo - June 21, 2007 12:16 PM
Hey Samanatha Jones - you can suck my balls
89. Ambivalentbastard - June 21, 2007 12:21 PM
86
Maybe you should go to grammar school...pumpkin.
I mean surfing is fun, but surfing is not going to get you in life.
I'll admit i have errors here and there, as we all do for all those who are like "learn how to spell" guess what? You have errors as well... the point being kelli....learn something from all of this; learn that you're not bright at all. That I could be dumb, but you will always be even dumber.
90. bebe - June 21, 2007 12:27 PM
picture #7 is scary , what the hell happened to her?? and who are the people around her telling her "britney you look great!" the girl behind her is loving every minute of it.
91. Ambivalentbastard - June 21, 2007 12:31 PM
90...
I don't know if they're telling her she looks great, what I do know is that they're giving her the attention she desires
by staring at "picture #7" and commenting about it...Gee I couldn't be hinting at anyone right?
Well whoever does that in a no lifer like me...and even worse cause they proceed to commenting about her...they should just go fuck themselves, plain as simple.
:]
92. G AutoInsurance - June 21, 2007 12:36 PM
yeah and guess who insures all these high, high risk drivers? let's see lindsey, paris, brit, uhmmmm there's more...
93. Ambivalentbastard - June 21, 2007 12:38 PM
Hahhaaha.
They must have really HIGH AUTO INSURANCE.
94. Boba Fett - June 21, 2007 12:40 PM
Perfume that smells like sick and ass.
95. KraziisCrazy - June 21, 2007 12:42 PM
krazihottkelli spells wrong because for one she has a DICK IN HER MOUTH and two because she's only typing one handed because the other is wiping the pus from her cunt every three seconds.
And nice shot about us being in offices, you will never be there. If you are, it will be dumping my trash.
96. Ambivalentbastard - June 21, 2007 12:44 PM
Nice!
Kudos to 95!! It's nice to know
Someone else besides me, has a brain.
97. schack - June 21, 2007 12:44 PM
hey booga1134, why do you post pics of yourself when you are so fat?
98. schack - June 21, 2007 12:45 PM
and booga1134, why are all of your friends fat?
99. schack - June 21, 2007 12:46 PM
except for alisha... i mean, i can only see her face, but her face does not look bloated
100. jus'stupid - June 21, 2007 12:50 PM
I'd say for stupidskankkelli to blow me, but since she is only 12, she would get me put away.
101. jrzmommy - June 21, 2007 1:10 PM
Like who's gonna buy her new perfume? Idi Amin would have a more successful time at launching a new fragrance--if he were still alive.
102. jrzmommy - June 21, 2007 1:15 PM
Ambivalentbastard -- I didn't post until #101....so take your misdirected attempt at sarcasm and ram it up your fucking ass, faggot.
103. jus'stupid - June 21, 2007 1:16 PM
kelli does your mommy know you are playing on the computer. She would be really mad if she saw the terrible language you were using. Stupid bitch.
104. Jimbo - June 21, 2007 1:17 PM
@102 I love it when you talk dirty.
105. kix - June 21, 2007 1:19 PM
Bern, I'd rather look at your collection of disturbingly massive breasts than have to read anything from or about krazihottkelli. I wish FIRST would just kick her ass and save us all from this twit.
106. jrzmommy - June 21, 2007 1:20 PM
104--I love it when you don't talk.
107. Jimbo - June 21, 2007 1:21 PM
To fucking bad bitch
108. jus'stupid - June 21, 2007 1:22 PM
104 and 106, how long have you guys been married.
109. Jimbo - June 21, 2007 1:24 PM
Way to long
110. GWENDOLYN HONEYDEW - June 21, 2007 1:26 PM
She is no different from the next celebrity, so why? is this news? I do what the fuck I want to do all the time! If, any of you pussies are afraid, now is the time to grow, or get some balls! wussies!!!!!!!!!!
111. jrzmommy - June 21, 2007 1:27 PM
"Hey Samanatha Jones - you can suck my balls"
Wow. How earthshattering, Jimbo. Please, share more of your cutting-edge wit.
112. jus'stupid - June 21, 2007 1:30 PM
If the bitch took a shower, she wouldn't need a cover-up assed perfume.
113. Jimbo - June 21, 2007 1:34 PM
"Like who's gonna buy her new perfume? Idi Amin would have a more successful time at launching a new fragrance--if he were still alive."
Yes that is so much wittier than I can come up with you stupid cunt. Didn't you get fucked last night?
114. justifiable - June 21, 2007 1:38 PM
Dear God, Isn't it about time you planned another shark attack on the Florida beaches? Could you time it while idiothotkelli is surfing? I promise I won't ever ask you again to take George Bush if you just do this one thing.
115. Fishstick - June 21, 2007 1:40 PM
CATFIGHT! *rowr!*
116. jrzmommy - June 21, 2007 1:50 PM
It is witty.....it shows a knowledge of global history and the ability to laugh at the profoundly impossible. Do you feel better calling me a cunt? Let's all say it with Quimbo.....cunt. Cunt! Cuuuuuunnnnnttttt. What a release. What else ya got?
117. jus'stupid - June 21, 2007 1:53 PM
Hey, JIMBO, treat her like da pig dat she is.
118. jrzmommy - June 21, 2007 1:57 PM
oooh....the dull normals are gonna gang up on me now.....this ought to be fun for about 10 seconds before it turns into more like watching an armless person vs. a pitching machine.
119. jus'stupid - June 21, 2007 1:59 PM
Who the hell you calling normal? I resent that.
120. Sissy Boi - June 21, 2007 2:00 PM
LOL #118
121. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands - June 21, 2007 2:03 PM
this ought to be fun for about 10 seconds before it turns into more like watching an armless person vs. a pitching machine.
Say what you will about jrzmommy, but she can crank them out like a machine.
122. jus'stupid - June 21, 2007 2:08 PM
The same way Britney cranks out johns...
123. Samantha Jones - June 21, 2007 2:47 PM
All I meant was that it's a shame all your anger and elementary insults are directed at each other rather than at the pointless, vacuous skankwhores in Hollywood. The village idiots in here who think it's cool to to tell people to suck their balls are only clogging up this section with their immature comments and lowering the standard of an excellent blog. I'm sure the site owner would agree.
124. jrzmommy - June 21, 2007 2:52 PM
Hey Samantha Jones, you sure have nice bones.
125. Samantha Jones - June 21, 2007 2:54 PM
Thanks, I think.
126. howdarewe - June 21, 2007 3:02 PM
123
Have you been on this site long? I think all is said that can be about Shitney. Not to say our imaginations can't continue.
If we choose to fight each other, that's our choice.
BTW I'm sure Fish gets a kick out of most of this. We all get a lil bored of the rehab bunch.
127. Snatch - June 21, 2007 3:08 PM
krazihottkelli has gone on rants like that before, about all these people whose dad "must" be fucking them. That's weird, think of something else....or maybe you're dad is the one who fucked YOU, kelli. Just saying. That's why you really don't give two shits and a fuck who you tell about him being "six feet under"...Even people who so obviously hate you. Fuck off.
128. Leeston - June 21, 2007 3:10 PM
Did hey "YA'LL" did you notice the Correctol in her purse? Hmmmmmmph!
129. kirsten reid - June 21, 2007 3:20 PM
britney is a young lady ,she is her own boss of herself,she must enjoy her life.
130. Rose - June 21, 2007 3:37 PM
Get this girl some Callanetics, ASAP. And don't allow here to wear anything sleeveless, short, or form-fitting in the meantime.
131. FIRE CANABIS - June 21, 2007 3:40 PM
This is Haterville! Haters, is everywhere! maybe they were talking to her like she didn't know shit! Demeaning her! I wouldn't take that shit either! Fuck what American assholes(like yourself) think! She is the one that have to put food in her belly, not you) She knows what's right! Yes, she has made some mistakes in her life, but who hasn't? This world is not perfect! I guess that it is suppose to be funny, when the joke is on someone else! As you are laughing, and hee hawing about her, your shit might be fucked up, and you know that's how life is! I think that It's messed up that laughing at someone else's down fall is funny! Are you jealous, becasue she make millions, and millions of dollars, and you're still stuck with your hand up your ass, wishing that you had the same? I think that's what it is! Well bitches stop dreaming, and get motivated! Stop hating! She can do what the hell she wants to do! Her kids are safe!
132. krazihottkelli - June 21, 2007 3:48 PM
#127=fuckface Snatch:
U think your zo fuckin
zmart...if U review the
fuckin archivez...U will
find that the fuckin
canadian bacon bitch(mia)
ztarted that fucking the
dad zhit with jrzmommy...
Zo, do your fuckin homework
before U accuze me of starting
that filth...fucker!
133. Miserable Bastard - June 21, 2007 3:54 PM
In case no one else noticed, check post #26. She's changing "x" now...
"fiz her hair for once"
Was it just a slip-up, or is this...
"Posted by zzzzzzzzzzzzzz on July 4, 2007 10:00AM
zzzzzzzzzz.
zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
zzzzzzz.
zzzzzzzzzzz.
zzzzzzzzzz."
becoming an inevitability?
134. Reality Check - June 21, 2007 4:10 PM
***************HEADLINE*****************
BRITNEY DOES WHOEVER SHE WANTS
135. justifiable - June 21, 2007 4:30 PM
#131 Fire Cannabis, who never ended a cliched sentence without an !, meet krazihotkelli who always has to use a z. Enjoy your room-temperature IQ's together - and I hope to Christ you're both sterile.
136. krazihottkelli - June 21, 2007 4:40 PM
juztifiable:
your friend Techclerk
haz juzt ztarted uzing
blowtorchez up hiz azz
and haz invited U to join
him..azzdickz, enjoy,fucfacez!
137. me - June 21, 2007 4:57 PM
Who exactly is buying her perfum apart from 14 year old bimbos? Do they want to smell like rotten fish and eggs?? because that is what britney must smell like, because she never takes showers and knows nothing about personal hygiene. Look at her dress in this pics? it looks like it hasn't been washed in 10 years.
She is disgusting and has the ugliest face I have ever seen.
138. dannielynn'sdaddy - June 21, 2007 5:16 PM
lol@134
If I ever, for one day, begin to smell like Britney Spears I have instructed my next of kin to end my life and disperse my belongings amongst themselves. It will be sad to think of my Ursula the sea witch collection being separated for life, but I don't want to live that way and my family understands completely.
On a side note, as for Brit being attractive to the "younger" set..... My almost 13 y/o son has definitely discovered girls and is very aware of Britney Spears. He thinks she's ugly and "kind of nasty". He doesn't like her music either. And no, he didn't learn it from me b/c we don't talk about "Those things" in our home. Mainly just sex, drugs, and booze. His friends tried to hook him on BritBrit, but he decided he didn't like the feeling and came back home.
139. justifiable - June 21, 2007 5:25 PM
#136 It's actually sad that you're too stupid to grasp the concept that if you try to sling an insult it helps to be able to spell it! "Fuck" has a "k" in it - as in, "kelli, you fucking moron."
On the bright side - for you at least - "fries" can be spelled the retard way you like it. As in, "Do youz want friez with zhat?" Start practicing now,you're gonna be saying it a LOT in the years to come.
140. C2daDiddy - June 21, 2007 5:54 PM
I was there when she stormed out. I still don't get it. All the cameraman said was "Look Brit, you're just not getting it. I know you've had two kids and you're out of shape, but if you could just pose like...well you know...like when you were hot!"
After that, she just said DANG and left. You never can tell with these Hollywood Trailer Park types!
141. Darth Hater - June 21, 2007 6:07 PM
@7 No that's Paris' perfume (TY South Park).
Her perfume is Eau de Trailer-park and smels like rotting feet, fish, and vomit.
142. omgreentoast - June 21, 2007 6:59 PM
why in the HELL does she insist on using that god awful purse? It's horrible & in almost every photo, she has it.
and shes trash.
143. omgreentoast - June 21, 2007 7:00 PM
edit:
almost every RECENT photo
not meaning just the photos from this post...but from the past, like, 20.
144. FrshSqzdKoolAid - June 21, 2007 7:28 PM
Unwashed vagina and cheetos. What a wonderful smell you've discovered.
145. Blah Blah - June 21, 2007 7:44 PM
I love you Brit...I want to kiss and lick the soles of your sexy feet and suck each one of your pretty little toes...I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you
146. Lenina - June 21, 2007 8:30 PM
You can't be a diva if you're on the verge of bankruptcy. Still got the attitude but with far less money. =/
147. zzz - June 21, 2007 9:11 PM
@#96, since when does posting a childish comment like #95 take any brains? if that's your definition of brains I feel really sorry for you. lol @ "kudos" how gay.
148. Snatch - June 21, 2007 9:22 PM
nastyasskelli:
1. Have you ever been on Maury or Jerry Springer? You remind me of one of those 12 year old baby prostitutes that yells, "I do what I want! Fuck you! I do what I want!" Then cries at the end because the three guys onstage aren't your baby-daddy.
2. Usually I skip PAST your rants, because dude, you can't spell. And you're not clever.
In passing, what are you? I bet you cannot type ONE coherant sentence insulting anyone -without swearing. You can't do it. Let's hear your clever comeback. You'll get a smiley face if you can spell everything right.
149. Blah Blah - June 21, 2007 10:37 PM
I love you Brit...I want to kiss and lick the soles of your sexy feet and suck each one of your pretty little toes...I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you
150. xie - June 21, 2007 11:25 PM
It's a sad day when krazihottkelli claims that her middle school friends have more class than Britney. I hate to be the one to have to defend Britney, but in this case I'm going to have to argue that her assertion probably isn't true.
151. justifiable - June 22, 2007 12:28 AM
#150 You have to realize that everyone, including Britney, has more class than kelli. Britney will eventually let go of the purse and ditch those boots - kelli will always be a twatwaffle who thinks the words she makes up are clever, and that spelling everything with "z"s is cutting edge.
152. captain obvious - June 22, 2007 8:52 AM
It's Cartman with a wig..."Whatevah, whatevah, I do what I want!!!"
153. krazihottkelli - June 22, 2007 9:49 AM
I will alwayz be
better than Brittney
becoz I won't have 2
failed marriagez before
I'm 30 or 2 little boyz
that I don't know how
or what to do with!
Zo, fuck you!
154. Nikki - June 22, 2007 9:54 AM
Please note that those little pink pills in her purse are in fact correctal (a laxative). Interesting!
155. TigerLilly - June 22, 2007 10:20 AM
Of course she probably uses laxatives and probably about 100 a day. That how desperate white girls are when they want to drop weight fast. They are too lazy to exercise like Peter Pan and I always running and playing. Who cares about Britney anymore, she has no talent but to be indecent in public. Hurry, someone arrest her.
156. krazihottkelli - June 22, 2007 12:01 PM
I'm pretending to be
Frist:
I'm first, I'm first,
pick me, pick me..
except zhe can't
zpell Frist,,dumbazz!
157. miss oblivious - June 22, 2007 12:30 PM
krazihotsmelly is probably just some fat, balding, lonely 50 year old woman; trying to make us all think she's some stupid young thing. I suggest we all just ignore her, because I think all she's looking for is attention; whether its bad or good. Oops, I guess I just contradicted myself by posting about her, blech. Only read her crappy ass post because it was the latest one, and my eyes didn't have enough warning.
158. Snatch - June 22, 2007 1:35 PM
kelli gets a frowny face because she STILL couldn't spell anything after I challenged her. Oh well. It was worth a shot.
159. Snatch - June 22, 2007 1:38 PM
Oh and dumbazzkellz:
"Read the archives, you dumbazz!" "FRIST" began doing that becuase someone LONG ago was "first" and couldn't spell it properly. I'm done.
And you never know about the kids when you're 30. 10,000 to 1 you're in a worst position than Shitney when you're thirty.
160. krazihottkelli - June 23, 2007 9:58 PM
#159=snatch:
boy, U zure do like zticking up
for that bitch Frist!!! U zo
want to have her babiez..what a
dickbrain...and truzt me when I
zay..I won't have kidz at all,
or a dumbzhit 2 x=huzbandz like
MommieBrittneyDearezt before or
after I'm 30..U old fuckerz fuck
up the world, itz not fit for kidz.
azzdick.