Jun 12 2007UPDATE: Britney Spears nipple slip / butt flash

Britney Spears was spotted leaving Winston's in Hollywood with some friends before stopping by Jack In The Box and heading home at 2:30am. And I don't know what you'd call a top like this, but it was barely staying on. But don't get all excited, because it's not even close to a nip slip. It's barely even an areola slip. It's more of a, "Hey, is there a smudge on my camera? Wait, that's Britney Spea-- BLEEAAAGGGGH!"
UPDATE: New pictures show the slip is a bit worse than originally imagined. For my EYES that is. Zing!
UPDATE 2: I don't know how, but she somehow managed to get her dress facing backwards here. It's like some sort of magic act.
UPDATE 3: Added some shots of Britney flashing her ass as she climbs into the back seat of her car after the jump. They're not worth a whole new post so I just threw them on at the end of this one.

Reader Comments
1. sample shopper - June 12, 2007 2:24 PM
Poor Britney. Can't anyone snuff out her torch already?
2. haroof - June 12, 2007 2:24 PM
Looking like a mess as usual.
3. Alannah - June 12, 2007 2:24 PM
Le Eww
4. Jessayy - June 12, 2007 2:24 PM
first!
5. Nikk - June 12, 2007 2:25 PM
The boots are back!!!
6. free sample - June 12, 2007 2:26 PM
BTW, the Clark street elementary school drama teacher called, they want their jack and the beanstalk costume back.
7. Alayney - June 12, 2007 2:27 PM
What a pig.
8. Jumondo - June 12, 2007 2:27 PM
I cant beleive I got Herpes from her..
9. Victor - June 12, 2007 2:27 PM
Woohoooo Britney Nipple..........I wouldn't mind sucking on that fucker. Also wouldn't mind putting my dick in her either. You all know if given the chance you'd fuck her too. I would fuck her so hard, she would look worse than she does in this picture.
10. wedgeone - June 12, 2007 2:27 PM
Britney, I looked at pictures of Tara Reid's tit falling out. I knew Tara Reid's nipple scars. Tara Reid was a cheap and dirty masturbation fantasy of mine. Britney, you're no Tara Reid.
11. Kris - June 12, 2007 2:29 PM
Eww she's so nasty.
12. BlohansDeviatedSeptum - June 12, 2007 2:29 PM
In between drinks Briney slipped out to steal from the rich and give to the poor while avoiding her arch-nemisis, the Sheriff of Notingham.
13. yolatengo - June 12, 2007 2:34 PM
dont get too excited everyone...that has got to be her belly button, really, her nipple wouldn't be sooo down south
14. Bern - June 12, 2007 2:36 PM
I think poison comes out of that thing.
15. Feel the velvett - June 12, 2007 2:37 PM
Who's her friend to her left? We should be seeing more pictures of her.
16. Ruby - June 12, 2007 2:37 PM
LMAO @ #6!
Is that a fucking urine sample in the last pic??
17. yolatengo - June 12, 2007 2:38 PM
what does out little britney say to herself everyday?
'Don't Stop Believin'
18. El p0nko guapo - June 12, 2007 2:39 PM
ah, the Green WhoreNet
19. jbird - June 12, 2007 2:40 PM
Dear me...I fear that technically now she can be considered and exhibitionist. I mean, if any man had 'accidently' shown himsef this many times in such a short amount of time, would there be any doubt in anyon'es mind that HE was an exhibitionist. I dare say you American birds are rather unusual. You scream bloody murder at the thought of nude beaches but your females seem to delight in giving peaks at their naughty bits. Hmmm...quite fun and a bit tittilating now that I think about it. Carry on, loves.
20. Angry Ferret Jones - June 12, 2007 2:40 PM
She's got some crazy fucking eyes.
21. WowJustWow - June 12, 2007 2:41 PM
She must be paying those girls to be her friend.
22. James - June 12, 2007 2:41 PM
suprisingly. i think she looks a lot better. even with her chest hanging out. hey anything is better the tara.
23. onecritic - June 12, 2007 2:42 PM
I thought she went to rehab. Why is she out partying?
24. WowJustWow - June 12, 2007 2:46 PM
I don't think her hair is ever going to grow back.. Not with those nappy extensions pulling on her tired out roots.
25. Dboy - June 12, 2007 2:49 PM
All I the emotional response she evokes.... meh
26. BLT - June 12, 2007 2:50 PM
She looks like the Chiquita banana lady...only uglier and fatter.
http://www.backlottalk.com
Inside movie studio life.
27. adeliza - June 12, 2007 2:51 PM
What's she trying to be? A God Dang elf playing dress up?
28. Texas Tranny - June 12, 2007 2:52 PM
Damn she makes us Drag Queens look FABULOUS.
29. sea - June 12, 2007 2:53 PM
Looks like someone is most certainly off the wagon. What kind of alcohol would be the same color as urine? Ah, screw it. She's crazy enough to drink piss.
30. Fumus - June 12, 2007 2:55 PM
Britney is a dirty beast. I wouldn't fuck her because she looks like a bag of meat. Like...sloppy joe mix.
31. BaldAsBritney - June 12, 2007 2:55 PM
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy Brit a green dress
But not a real green dress, that's cruel
32. CountDrunkulaXxX - June 12, 2007 2:58 PM
Wait, thats a nipple?? Seriously. I walk around with that much of my nipple exposed like, everyday. And no Im not a whore... Im just stating the obvious... This shouldnt be news.
33. Donkey - June 12, 2007 2:58 PM
I've seen better tits on the gorilla at the zoo.
34. veggi - June 12, 2007 3:00 PM
@6 brilliant
@12 brilliant
@31- funny
@34- haha
35. Lisa - June 12, 2007 3:00 PM
OMG! Those boots. It could be 120 degrees and she will still be in those boots...
36. haters, get off of britney's tasels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - June 12, 2007 3:01 PM
ok, she can drink all day! she;s young, and pretty, and better loooooooooooking than paris(herpes)hilton! GO BRITNEY, you derserve to get fucked up every now, and then! get off her tasels!!!!!!!!!!
37. Miserable Bastard - June 12, 2007 3:02 PM
"Britney Spears was spotted leaving Winston's in Hollywood"...
Spotted? Like "Thar she blows!" spotted? Moby Hick, the Green White-Trash Whale.
38. haters, get off of britney's tasels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - June 12, 2007 3:03 PM
those are different boots! dork nuts! and to the commenter, she probably wouldn't fuck you, lame ass! nutwipers!
39. djthecat - June 12, 2007 3:05 PM
her cousin's toes look like fingers.
40. djthecat - June 12, 2007 3:06 PM
oh, and miller lite. miller lite looks (and tastes) like urine.
41. Jimbo - June 12, 2007 3:06 PM
In pic #5 is that apple juice? and again, what the fuck is up with her mouth open all the time?
42. Ice - June 12, 2007 3:07 PM
This is not a very flattering dress for boobs...
43. luckycharm - June 12, 2007 3:07 PM
I like the color of that dress!!
44. Ice - June 12, 2007 3:08 PM
EWWWWWWWWWWW 39 is right
45. blah - June 12, 2007 3:08 PM
The blonde to the left of Brit is Lucy Walsh.
46. Ruby - June 12, 2007 3:09 PM
I'm sorry but what the hell is a "tasel!!!"?
Is it a new word created by a fuckheaded redneck? Are they allowed to make up words??
47. Jimbo - June 12, 2007 3:09 PM
@38 Hey fucknut fifi, no one is going to your stupid web site and no one gives a shit about what you have to say. So go find a nice little corner and die!!
48. Jimbo - June 12, 2007 3:09 PM
@38 Hey fucknut fifi, no one is going to your stupid web site and no one gives a shit about what you have to say. So go find a nice little corner and die!!
49. LL - June 12, 2007 3:12 PM
18. Posted by El p0nko guapo on June 12, 2007 2:39 PM
ah, the Green WhoreNet
Fucking hilarious, as was the reference to Robin Hood.
Somebody up there said she has the right to get drunk every now and then. When is she NOT drunk? Maybe that's why she dresses like this. It's hard to dress well when your eyes won't focus.
50. Izzy - June 12, 2007 3:14 PM
Ok, now where does this chick shop? I mean, even Target wouldn't carry something that looks like your little sister made it. In 5th grade. Is there not someone in her family who could sweetly point out that she needs a stylist? For Christ's sake. Green taffeta and cowboy boots. Aguilera has to be laughing her ass off . . .
51. Ruby - June 12, 2007 3:14 PM
Thanks, Jimbo. Here! Here!
52. norton - June 12, 2007 3:17 PM
I know she's popped a few kids out, but for christ sake is she getting uglier by the day or what? Sagging bags of flab for tits, and frankly she's just looking more and more like trailer trash. Which makes sense because she IS trailer trash.
53. Donkey - June 12, 2007 3:19 PM
Opting to replace Will Farrell, the producers of “Elf 2” are going with Britney Spears. It will be the story of one little misfit elf as she travels from the North Pole to Las Vegas to find her actual mother is a hooker named Trixie.
54. citizenstrange - June 12, 2007 3:21 PM
As bad as she looks you must keep in mind that she is also nearly bald underneath all that mess.
55. Donkey - June 12, 2007 3:24 PM
I don't expect her to look any better.
Like they say; "you can't polish a turd".
56. bds - June 12, 2007 3:27 PM
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57. are you kidding me? - June 12, 2007 3:27 PM
Britney looks like a used up prostitute from skid row.
Time to retire you dumb skank.
58. adeliza - June 12, 2007 3:27 PM
#19 (jbird) The reason our little American birds like to flash their naughty bits is because we have no friggin nude beaches for them to do it on. Excpet for maybe in Miami, but that's a strip of sand, blocked off, and only about 100 yards by 100 yards and filled with Euros taking off their speedos! Anyhoo, I agree it is quite ironic, is it not? Ta!
59. Waffleholic - June 12, 2007 3:34 PM
I liked the butt shot better.
60. gina - June 12, 2007 3:42 PM
Does this girl have ANY fashion sense or self respect? Can someone call the Fashion Police and arrest her? Toss her in the slammer with Paris! Maybe Paris can teach her something?
61. Jimbo - June 12, 2007 3:46 PM
That would make for some dirty video. Paris and Britney in a jail cell together. I might pay for that
62. Wanky - June 12, 2007 3:51 PM
her tits look all national geographic
63. Jami - June 12, 2007 3:54 PM
She's a tired old 20 something, rode hard and used up, with a dimpled hiney and thick waistline that still believes in her small hey-y'all mind she's still got it. Unfortunately what she's got is something the rest of us hope not to.
64. Conky - June 12, 2007 4:00 PM
When is she going back to rehab?
Thanks
65. AnnaDraconida - June 12, 2007 4:08 PM
She looks horrible AGAIN. That dress... BARF
66. gina - June 12, 2007 4:14 PM
Britney: hmm their aren't enough pics of me and I want some more attention today. I think I'll wear the ugliest thing I can think of. Oh and I'm comfortable with my saggy tits sitting on my belly so I wont bother with a bra!
http://www.innerdrama.com/
67. Blow Me - June 12, 2007 4:21 PM
"Goddamnit, everybody's starting to feel sorry for Paris and forgit all about me!!!
Momma!!! I need to borry yer Sunday go to meetin' dress so me and the gals can go out and git shitfaced and show my tits to the world!!! No, not the red one!!! You want me to look like some whore? Give me the nice green one!!!
68. Donkey - June 12, 2007 4:27 PM
Has anyone noticed the blonde beside her is wearing a black dress with yellow boots and a green purse.
I guess it just goes to show; when you're with Britney you can wear whatever you want and nobody will notice.
You can't out do Brit when it comes to looking trashy.
69. iamsosmrt - June 12, 2007 4:35 PM
Because she's so retarded she actually arrived wearing that dress backwards and had to change it around. Check the pictures, her dress is all wrinkly, she's like a child, a fucking loney toones little child, it's not even funny, okay actually it's really funny.
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20042120,00.html
70. fifi trooper - June 12, 2007 4:38 PM
Ok, I must admit that the dress is hideous! Jimbo, and Ruby, please take a hard cock, and shove it up you're ass hard! You know what, it already sounds like you have 2 of them up you're ass! you're so uptight! here, here bitches!
71. iburl - June 12, 2007 4:39 PM
Oh, is she still a celebrity?
72. gina - June 12, 2007 4:42 PM
You can get the girl out of the trailer park but you cant get the trailer park out of the girl!!
http://www.innerdrama.com
73. Workin Hard - June 12, 2007 4:47 PM
Britney's half nip is still way more entertaining than Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts... unless Naomi Watts is willing to up the anty, and pull out a whole boob!
74. iamsosmrt - June 12, 2007 4:53 PM
#68. Apparently that whole hideous mix it up shit is realy stylish and fashion student + wannabes will actually laugh at girls who match their purse and shoes to their dress. But then again fashion student whores will also get punched in the vagina and told to "shut the hell up because it's ladylike to wear matching accesories. Bitches."
If girls walked around in most smaller cities and towns dressed like that people would throw them in the looney bin. But in some ways it's good because when girls dress a la Olsen twin's retard style it's like they're wearing a giant "I'm a Stupid Snotty Whore" sign and that can help save a lot of time.
75. iamsosmrt - June 12, 2007 4:58 PM
Jamie lee Curtis says Britney Spears is MENTALLY ILL (and that she, Paris and Lindsay have idiot mothers). Like that is news but to hear an actual sort of famous person (who isn't on the news side) admit it is quite gratifying.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20042106,00.html
76. getoutofmygalley - June 12, 2007 4:58 PM
She is just nigh of reaching "Cher" status.
Clinton! Stacy! SEND HELP!
77. gibster - June 12, 2007 5:03 PM
Look at pictures 3 and 4. She has her dress on forwards and backwards. Yikes.
78. PoppaDaddy - June 12, 2007 5:04 PM
Kudos to Britney for getting a second wear out of an old Bridesmaid dress. Not many people would have the ability to pull it off. Not that she does, mind you, but gotta give the girl credit for trying.
79. Poroleishon - June 12, 2007 5:11 PM
The Fish missed the fact that she also flashed her ass.
http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/britney-spears/britney-spears-nipple-slip-and-ass-flash-all-in-a-days-work-002534
Classy!
80. Stoned Bored - June 12, 2007 5:11 PM
#79!
Pic #10, I'd put it in her brunette friend.
81. rockdust - June 12, 2007 5:17 PM
Note to Britney: St. Patrick's Day is in March
82. dogonabone - June 12, 2007 5:23 PM
she can't differentiate between the front and the back of her dress, but she's okay to drive?
83. missoblivious - June 12, 2007 5:23 PM
What, is she on her way to the prom or something?! That dress looks ridiculous. I would be embarrassed to be seen w/ the likes of her. And I would say that nipple slip looks really intentional...."whooops... Oh, I didn't mean to, ha." Like she can't feel her damn tittie flappin' in the breeze?! Hello! I guess she finally decided to whip out the last of her secret weapons to get some attention. It was the only thing she hasn't exposed yet (aside from in see thru tops). Now there it is...the 10 year old silicon tittie! Now you can see for sure that she doesn't have the massive boobies that she sometimes looks like she's sporting. Must be some kind of smoke and magic hollywood secret trick. And you go Brit; you are the epitomy of class and elegance..no wonder even your own family has given up on you. Her poor, poor children!
84. Poroleishon - June 12, 2007 5:29 PM
hahahahahahahaha
85. Blow Me - June 12, 2007 5:31 PM
#82:
I don't think anyone had any reason to be concerned about her driving, because if you go to the link provided in #79 you'll see that she doesn't even know where the front seat of the car is.
Or perhaps she had heard that the US Navy's Pacific Fleet had just arrived in port, and she was climbing into the back seat so she could "assume the position".
86. redsonja1313 - June 12, 2007 5:37 PM
FOR GOD SAKE BURN THOSE BOOTS AND BAG!!!! AND NO ONE AT YOUR AGE SHOULD HAVE BOOBS THAT SAG SO FAR!!! GET A BOOB LIFT !!!
87. adeliza - June 12, 2007 5:38 PM
I'm lovin' picutre 11 with the day-glo green hand bag with the cigarette dangling out from the straps. Gotta love those stubby red finger nails too. K L A S S Y !
88. captainobvious - June 12, 2007 5:38 PM
This is what 10 year old silicon tits look like when someone doesn't wear a bra for almost the entire time.
89. FIFI THE QUEEN! - June 12, 2007 5:43 PM
I seriously don't think that she wore that dress for her wedding! I guess that some of you guys don't read that much, because she wore some velvet pink jump suit, with a trucker hat! During the pictures, she had on a tight fitted white dress! God go into the news archives!
90. cosmetologist - June 12, 2007 5:47 PM
I feel really sick.....
She looks like some like of a tramp, gypsy, whore mixture.
91. cosmetologist - June 12, 2007 5:51 PM
She looks like a fart and a giant bugger all wrapped together.
I hope this never happens to me. If it did, I think I would kill myself.
92. NicotineEyePatch - June 12, 2007 6:13 PM
WTF is up with that pink thing on her right leg just above her knee? It's in every picture. Is that where she puts out her cigarettes?
93. woodhorse - June 12, 2007 6:21 PM
#46 Why not? Regular rednecks make up words all the time. And then there's always "eubonics"....
94. star69 - June 12, 2007 6:27 PM
I've seen pornstars looking better after a "300 guys gangbang session" than that.
**pukes**
95. Yourfairytale - June 12, 2007 6:30 PM
Why is this news? She's always has a nipple hanging out. It'd be news if she WASN'T having a nipple slip.
96. shanipie - June 12, 2007 6:43 PM
She will never be cute again...oh and throw sexy out the fuckin window already
97. Awww Not This Crap Again! - June 12, 2007 6:45 PM
She needs to call up JLo, and ask her what she used to keep her dress in place at the Grammy's with P. Diddy (double sided tape?). Sheesh! With all the money these people have, they neither dress like they have money, nor do they dress to impress.
98. Meg - June 12, 2007 6:49 PM
She's pathetic
99. Sassy - June 12, 2007 6:54 PM
As usual, she's the epitomy of beauty and class. Which really means, I kinda puked in my mouth.
100. Jimbo - June 12, 2007 7:00 PM
I think it is new because she has her panties on this time. This must be the only pair she owns
101. Ashley2112 - June 12, 2007 7:03 PM
if she got a boob job wouldn't you be able to see some scars????
102. sage - June 12, 2007 7:04 PM
#9 - YES. Thank God that somebody is honest enough to admit it...I know that I would too.
PRO- TIP: hey! Everybody that says she's a pig - you probably aren't getting anything any better when you get home at night.
103. TheMan - June 12, 2007 7:05 PM
Who's the hot brunette?
104. Bubba - June 12, 2007 7:07 PM
You gotta be pretty high on something to not realize your tit is falling out.
I don't really understand the fascination with train wrecks that have done almost nothing worth mentioning (Brit, Paris, Lohan).
They're just a bunch of wasted drunken whores with no talent and they're not even really good looking.
105. freakoid - June 12, 2007 7:10 PM
this chic has the worst fashion sense of any person i've ever seen
106. Katiiie - June 12, 2007 7:18 PM
oh for the love of god and all that is holy....
im legitimately not sure how much more of this ('this' meaning: haggard half naked old slags who have begun the decomposition process before their time).
107. PunjabPete - June 12, 2007 7:18 PM
Wow.. Could you get ANY more staged than that?
She really wants that comeback... Well, Paris IS out of the whorelight for 20 days...
108. Ramon - June 12, 2007 7:19 PM
She is too classy for her own good.
109. td - June 12, 2007 7:19 PM
I think her handlers are holding her up. She's probably high on something. My memories of her as a sexy young thing has almost completely faded. Baby one more time?
110. Jimbo - June 12, 2007 7:25 PM
@105 you have it completely backwards. She has the best fashion sense ever. She always has a tit, an ass, or her twat showing. How many women dress like that. She is one of a kind
111. Nitsua - June 12, 2007 7:27 PM
Is she digging for MORE food in the back seat or did she just have to fart after all that Jack in her box?
112. cHrIsTa - June 12, 2007 7:35 PM
Why in the hell is she wearing a mistletoe head band?
Her poor kids..one day they'll see these pictures of their mother looking like a hot slutty mess all the time.
113. cHrIsTa - June 12, 2007 7:37 PM
My God I cant stop looking at these pics..She looks like a White Trash Keebler Elf!
114. citizenstrange - June 12, 2007 7:43 PM
Those bent over butt shots remind me that I have to take a Red Eye flight tonight. Thank God in heaven she had the wherewithal to throw on a pair or granny panties before she left the house.
115. lickdicksuckholecockpussyasscuntslimefucktard - June 12, 2007 7:45 PM
Jesus, I fucking log back on and THIS is what the Fish has? God this site has gone downhill. Where the fuck is the funny Fish guy? Where the fuck are the good commenters?
You moronic pansy ass fucktards couldn't accumulate an original thought if it was written for you by PapaHotNuts, Dr.Roktor, LadeeBug, TrannyGranny, BigJim, or Fa Cube Itches. Bye-bye, baby brains, and keep thinking you're funny, if it gets you through the day.
116. roughdaddy - June 12, 2007 8:07 PM
wheres the nips and ariolas?
117. Binky - June 12, 2007 8:24 PM
I'm glad Butt Flash is finally getting some 'name play' as they say in the industry.
I always thought he was more of a world saver that Silver Surfer.
(He's probably even a Truther.)
118. marme - June 12, 2007 8:24 PM
#5....LOL CLASSIC
119. ladybug - June 12, 2007 8:27 PM
At least she's wearing underwear this time. I appreciate that. I almost had to blind myself before.. it was bad.
120. DrPhowstus - June 12, 2007 8:35 PM
@115 -- You forgot to add "...and I even signed on with a different name so no one could possibly know who wrote this, just so I can suck off all the bestest posters EVER and lament because basically we're still talking about the same four or five cunts two years later and most of the funny shit has already been said about these one dimensional whores... MOSTLY BY ME, with the name I could be recognized by that I didn't use this time because I still post and I'm not funny anymore either."
Don't let the door hit 'cha...
121. ctti - June 12, 2007 8:54 PM
@119: Yes, at least she's wearing underwear this time...
...wait...I feel something coming up...I think it's my breakfast...
...oh, great. There goes my keyboard, covered in puke.
Can I sue her for emotional & psychological damages?
122. cosmetologist - June 12, 2007 9:04 PM
I think she did this on purpose to mess with the pauperizes minds.
No one would really go out of their house looking like a John Deere on purpose.
Either way, what a retard.
123. booga1134 - June 12, 2007 9:24 PM
WTF, no nipple? You gotta blur areola? is this site run by Islamic fascists? I wanna see tit, nipple! then blur the shit out!
124. kuennen sux - June 12, 2007 9:24 PM
Enough of the nipple. How about slipping some parenting skills?
125. CHESTER THE ... - June 12, 2007 9:41 PM
@14: BERN, THAT CHICK WITH THE HUGE BOOBS ON YOUR WEBSITE IS RIDICULOUS. DID SHE SET THE WORLD RECORD?
126. Crap Tonight - June 12, 2007 9:41 PM
Hey this is a simple problem - there is nothing on Britney that couldn't be fixed by a small yet expert team of stylists, doctors, teachers and horse groomers working around the clock for 72 hours
127. Jade - June 12, 2007 9:54 PM
Britney is a fat ugly whore. She looks like a man. Her cousin always looks better than her.
Her cousin is hot, but britney is ugly and fat
128. Kevin_FederSwine - June 12, 2007 9:57 PM
Well, pigs have nipples, and from what I see, The Superficial has posted photos documenting that fact. I see a pig, I see nipples, I see a pig with nipples. CASE CLOSED!
129. krazihottkelli - June 12, 2007 10:14 PM
Y am I not zurprized:
1*shez drezzed like in Robin Hood..
2*what Mother showz her azz like that?
3*ztill bad hair
4*nazty bootz
5*alwayz haz to zhow her titz
If thiz were a guy showing himzelf,
he would be in jail for indecent
expozure, zo Y izn't zhe?
130. Zombie Jesus - June 12, 2007 10:16 PM
There are wind-tunnel-pussy strippers at my local rathole strip club who are hotter than Britney. Ye gads. Those yellow boots are a cry for help, not a fashion accessory. The blond is being held against her will and forced to appear in publicity stunts with a trashed and blimped-up Britney. Please help her.
131. Cock_Ninja - June 12, 2007 10:22 PM
I love Britny, be still, haters.
132. hollyj - June 12, 2007 10:23 PM
Did you know that if a woman has a recto-vaginal fistula, she can poo out her love tube?
Seeing Britney just made me think of that.
133. Jackie - June 12, 2007 10:26 PM
Her hair grows really fast.
:P
134. Spotty - June 12, 2007 10:44 PM
Uh why are her nipples down by her belly? Britney you are just so ugly in every possible way, you are setting some sort of Guiness world record for fugly.
135. meangirl - June 12, 2007 10:45 PM
She needs some serious help...
from POP ICON to TRASH-CHEAP-WHORE looking
so sad.
136. star69 - June 12, 2007 10:54 PM
When will this circus finally leave town?
I'm so sick of it.
Hope she gets trampled by an elephant.
137. tinyELVISpanties - June 12, 2007 10:55 PM
@120 U admit 2 b-ing not funny & I agree. Go away troll. I d8nt like yer nu name & think yer stupid from yer last name [whatever that wuz] Go Wally yer self.
138. tinyELVISpanties - June 12, 2007 10:57 PM
115+120=Wally stalking himself. Loozer.
139. b - June 12, 2007 11:04 PM
Those girls with her have no idea. They are just like "ooo!! paparazzi!"
140. Miss Ashley - June 12, 2007 11:06 PM
Poor thing. If all my crazy episodes and nipple slips were caught on film I'd be horrified. You know what else? It's damn hard to get into/out of a car while wearing dress without accidentally flashing your undies.
141. Alayney - June 12, 2007 11:28 PM
Are you kidding me? ARE ... YOU ... KIDDING ... ME??? WHO does that? Crawls over to the backseat in a dress? Surely, nobody SOBER. She's something else!
142. krazihottkelli - June 12, 2007 11:58 PM
muzt we witnezz
every fucking
BEAVERSHOT,FUCK!
143. Hemlock Queen - June 13, 2007 12:39 AM
Priceless. Fuckin' A BS Priceless. hahahahhahahahah!
144. Pixie Pearl - June 13, 2007 12:43 AM
If I had the sort of money she has I would be able to afford the class to use the door to the back seat as opposed to climbing.....just saying, is all.
145. Brad - June 13, 2007 1:03 AM
Alli is very doable
146. Wanky - June 13, 2007 1:20 AM
i thought i would never say this but......i bet her vagina stinks!
147. starred_on - June 13, 2007 1:25 AM
she chews that gum
like a cow chews it's cud, y'all
148. tc - June 13, 2007 4:07 AM
Who is her friend on the right.
I want to fuck her. Up the cunt.
149. Jen - June 13, 2007 5:51 AM
She has great breasts after two kids.
150. woodhorse - June 13, 2007 6:58 AM
Her new movie: On The Whorefront. I didn't know why she just didn't go bare naked bicycling with everyone else if she needed a "nude fix" but then I noticed that the 2 with her are clothed up to their necks so that means she wants to be the ONLY one with her private parts hanging out.
151. LG - June 13, 2007 7:16 AM
why does she go bra-less anyway they are so droopy......
152. theorginalmilf - June 13, 2007 7:45 AM
Damn. She is butt ugly, boob ugly, and face ugly--just plain all out UGLY.
The 60-yr-old, cokehead hooker with the uncontrollable tics who I see standing on the corner every day looks beautiful and in control of her life compared to Britney.
153. yukadoozer - June 13, 2007 8:55 AM
I don't think I'm ready, for that jelly...her body's too skankalicious for me...
154. Rachel - June 13, 2007 9:09 AM
Looks like she's wearing a graduation gown, but fergot to wear something underneathe it...
I don't know who I'm more disgusted by looking at- Brit or Paris
155. DrPhowstus - June 13, 2007 9:17 AM
@137 -- I don't even know who the fuck wally is you moron. They don't charge by the letter here, so U CN SPL EVRYTHNG out, or you can continue to write like an elementary school student failing basic English. The point of the matter is, it's just sad when everyone harks back to "the good ol' days, when the Fish was funny" and yet bring nothing to the fucking table. I've shared laughs with most of those listed by idiot #115... sometimes people buy restaurants, build houses, get families an new jobs, or just get on with life. There's ALWAYS been more unfunny people here than not. You're a prime fucking example of that. In other words, blow me.
156. Ruby - June 13, 2007 9:27 AM
LOL @Dr. P. Great way to start the day, huh? I am convinced that 115 is biatcho. Keeps threatening to leave yet keeps coming back like an infected ingrown hair.
157. Jane_Says - June 13, 2007 9:40 AM
That wig and headband look like she stole Johnny Depp's pirate hair and dyed it blonde.
158. jrzmommy - June 13, 2007 9:54 AM
Ruby.....whatcha got against Biatcho? She's ah'ite.
Now Britney, on the other hand, is definately not ah'ite. She looks like Axl Rose with man boobs.
159. jrzmommy - June 13, 2007 9:58 AM
And why on earth is she climbing over the seats? Don't her hoopty got fo' do's?
160. Ruby - June 13, 2007 10:00 AM
Jrz: kinda like you and DanYELL. She whines about the good ol' days when these are the good ol' days, ya know?
161. Tbob - June 13, 2007 10:01 AM
At the end of the day a least she had underwear on this time AND it isn't her whole goddamn nipple.....shes a mess mostly the hair really. But leave her to it am sure there are many more 25 year old women out on weekends showing much more.
162. jrzmommy - June 13, 2007 10:03 AM
Hey, where IS DanYELL? Do you think she could be incarcerated at DC Jail for welfare fraud? Perhaps her pump fat over came her and suffocated her? Maybe she choked on a chicken wing? It's a mystery.
163. bartolome - June 13, 2007 10:10 AM
FIRST!IM FIRST!
164. Miserable Bastard - June 13, 2007 10:19 AM
In pics 3-8 of the ass-flashing photos, she looks like a pig rooting for truffles. And apparently she's found some, because in pic 9 she's oinking a proud alert. Either that, or someone hit her with a livestock prod.
165. ge - June 13, 2007 10:41 AM
As skanky and vile as Paris is, she looks like class compared to Britney. I dislike Paris, but at least she always looks clean and stylish.
Britney is so ugly. I always thought she had an ugly face, even back when everyone else thought she was hot. And now she is just plain trash.
She is only hurting her kids here, who will be made fun of when they get older, because of pictures like these and the ones of her flashing her twat and shaving her head.
But she is far too selfish to care about that. She is a no talent hack, it's over for her.
166. corey - June 13, 2007 11:38 AM
Im sick of looking at this things junk,it makes me sick everytime i have to look at this things deformed stuff,somebody just kill it already before her hungry vagina decides to eat us ,or her wired brown nipples poke our eyes out
167. celeb skeet - June 13, 2007 11:44 AM
oh yeah, the brunette is smokin. Britney give her your outfit...I want to see some tittay!
168. Justin Case - June 13, 2007 12:00 PM
That's Bret Michaels in the last shot.
169. Sunflower - June 13, 2007 12:10 PM
Gee! Wish I could be like Britney's friend and dress up to look like a can of Sprite!
170. Coco - June 13, 2007 12:28 PM
i hate to say it (only because it's an insult to them) but in pic #3 she looks special needs, and that she is with her helpers....
171. www.lasnite.com - June 13, 2007 1:01 PM
what a nutjob..that picture of her butt is nassty
172. jay - June 13, 2007 1:12 PM
funny that this would have been the greatest news to hit the internet if it happened like 5 years ago
173. dickhead - June 13, 2007 3:12 PM
Im jerking off right now thanks for the pics webmaster
174. clete - June 13, 2007 3:15 PM
Kermit in drag... or is that the love child of Miss Piggy & Kermit. Eyes of Kermit and body of a pig.
175. clete - June 13, 2007 3:17 PM
#168 - funny, Brett Michael's is more feminine.
176. BaldGuy - June 13, 2007 4:35 PM
I'm so tired of these stupid ass cock sucking mother fuckers who write "first" when the dumb son of a whore is anything but....even if you were first who gives a flying FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
177. juego de poker - June 13, 2007 5:50 PM
She really must be fucking alone.
Who da fuck wants to be in the news all the time?!
178. Brandi - June 13, 2007 6:18 PM
freaking sluty hoe omg shes fucken ugly ass bitch !! :]
179. Kay - June 13, 2007 6:28 PM
Implants??? Does not look like to to me.
180. VtFarmboy - June 13, 2007 6:52 PM
wasnt she supposed to release a new cd by now? when will you figure she is so over and move on with your life?
181. Spiderman - June 13, 2007 7:42 PM
I'd make her my anal creampie slave.
182. Lu - June 13, 2007 7:56 PM
SURPRISE! But is it really? Paris is getting all of the media attention as is Lindsay so of course, Britney MUST do something totally whorish to get herself splattered all over the media.
So desperate and so apparent. She is disgusting.
183. Will - June 13, 2007 8:11 PM
wow... that would've been hot about 4 or 5 years ago when she was still hot.
now she's just skanky
184. Eva - June 13, 2007 8:49 PM
If you look at the second picture, she has 2 engagement rings, one on each hand. Hmmm, one from Jason Alexander, and one from K-Fed?
185. Rico - June 13, 2007 9:39 PM
Ref: Britney's latest photos:
These two photo-whores (note: both in BLACK high-collared dresses) that are arm and arm with Britney - seem to me to me "showcasing" Britney. Why do BOTH bookends always seem to be looking DIRECTLY are the camera (see the photos). They also seem to be pulling back Britneys arms, HELPING to EXPOSE her breasts. Now, come to think of it ... if Britney's breast are exposed, the papparazzi would sure take multiple pix, thus capturing those close to her - those tow photo-whore in black (aka: Britney's bookends).
Why would any so-called friend or companion, ever allow their 'friend' to be exposed like is seen in these photos? LOOK at how Britney's arms (elbows) are locked and her shoulders are pulled back. LOOK at her companions and where there eyes are (right at the cameras). YOU BE THE JUDGE. Britney truly has bad tastes in friends - and donesn't seem to be able to stay straight (not high or impared) in order to see how these people around her are using her (BIG TIME). At the end of the day - Britney is responsible for her own action, and that includes allowing others to use HER for their own wealth and benefit.
186. ER - June 13, 2007 9:54 PM
Britney's latest PIX - a SET-UP?
I agree - why do the two "photo-whores" seem to be hooking arms with Britney and starring directly into the cameras? Locking arms as shown in the latest pictures of this troubled young lady, limits her movements and bodily control. Almost like what she might be downing in the cup that's in her hand. Why isn't Britney posing for the cameras (obviusly impared) as much as her "bookends" are? I agree with RICO, she's obviously being show-cased, as impared as she seems to be.
NICE FRIGGIN' (so-called) FRIENDS !
ER -
187. shayne - June 13, 2007 11:40 PM
now we know why man are turning gays, because britney is always showing them things that they would last want to see in girls! heh
188. spoofy mcgillicutty - June 13, 2007 11:53 PM
Its like looking at a ziplock full of tapioca with a pepperoni glued to it..
189. Alayney - June 14, 2007 2:51 AM
#164, that's GREAT! hahaha "pig rooting for truffles" hahahaha
190. Vanessa - June 14, 2007 6:15 AM
This is so tired! How many times does this skank has to go around half naked? What is she trying to proof? She's got no talent, and just like Paris, she's keeping her popularity by acting and being photographed like a cheap trailer skank. She's so over. NEXT!
191. Cristina Crawford - June 14, 2007 6:22 AM
As usual, she looks like a prostitute. I am so sick of Brat-Ney Shears!
192. ALI RAZAVI - June 14, 2007 6:39 AM
I THINK SHE IS FUCKING HOT AND I WILL BY HER NEW ALBUM! IF I HAD A CHANCE I WOULD HAVE SEX WIT HER YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO1
193. frenchie - June 14, 2007 9:46 AM
Did she do the old switcharoo on us? In pic #4 her dress is on backwards. I personally think it would look best wraped around her head in a tight knot.
194. nano - June 14, 2007 10:08 AM
Where can I find the real pics??
195. MargeAggedon - June 14, 2007 10:18 AM
This chick is as interesting as any two dollar junkie whore.
196. NOSTAW - June 14, 2007 4:58 PM
L O O K @ P I C T U R E - 4
Look at pic number four and notice that her dress IS ON THE OTHER WAY when she arrived.
On the way out it is BACK TO FRONT, which means our Brit got NEKKID at some point in the night....and that is why her tit is falling out. No support at the back!!!!
197. go fuck urself - June 14, 2007 6:10 PM
i want to donkey punch KrazihotKelli right in the cooter and then square in the jaw for the most ANNOYING way to type EVER. period. and being a fucktard...
that is right bitch! come at me, i will fucking kill you and then come hunt down your children too...
198. Keana - June 16, 2007 4:01 PM
is halloween done again ?
199. assaf israely - June 16, 2007 5:03 PM
בריטני ספירס איזה גדולה את....
200. robert - June 16, 2007 11:52 PM
he i´ts craisy and your mind have one only neuron, no more and much drog´s. Save to britwilly.....!!!!!jo.jo.jo.
201. robert - June 16, 2007 11:57 PM
booooooo......Save to britwilly...ho.ho.ho.
202. krazihottkelli - June 17, 2007 12:29 PM
yea, go fuck yourself, bitch
I don't have kidz,but thatz
probably Y U hate me,coz your
old and I'm young and I conzider
what you said in pozt #197 a
threat..zo your fuckin warned, bitch!
203. Hugh Jardon - June 18, 2007 9:59 AM
"Fat Girl in a green dress".....Put a fork in her. She's done already. Call American Refuse and have the (white) trash taken out.
204. Stacy Love - June 18, 2007 8:02 PM
Britney looks like a 42yr old bar whore. Rode hard and put up wet!
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207. Bogart McDaniels - October 4, 2007 1:39 AM
Dancing with some guys, or girls, and someone ended up naked on the dance floor? Or perhaps lost the dress while begging for drugs or booze? It looks "put back on in a big hurry" to me (fapfap). Though in some of the pictures the hand bag looks different? Is it even the same night?
208. jackoffjon - October 23, 2007 3:26 PM
I just threw up in my mouth, alot!
209. jackoffjon - November 20, 2007 2:20 PM
My cock actually shrank up & went inside my body after seeing those pics.
210. Karisha - December 26, 2007 7:06 PM
Well at least she is wearing panties this time....
211. PIGME - September 10, 2008 5:22 PM
Poor Brittney??? Even as a mess she is still smoking hot, most of the losers on this site only wish they had a chance to get with her.
212. averageguy21 - January 5, 2009 9:26 PM
DAMN! shes got a hot ass.
Girls, don't be jealous cause your not famous now. I'm sure if you had the camera's on you at all times you wouldn't look so damn hott either.
But for now,
DAMN! SHES GOT A HOT ASS
213. hezz - April 22, 2009 5:58 AM
i like britenyyyyyyyyyy
214. hezz - April 22, 2009 5:58 AM
i like britenyyyyyyyyyy