Jun 22 2007Britney Spears' album pushed back

Ha ha

first.

tee hee

Scott Schmieding, I love your Mom!!

I've eaten my own scabs and boogers that were more fuckable than that washed up celebretard. And my music is way fresher than hers, just like my boogies:-)

It's ok! My girl will come out on top! You pussies, just watch, and see!

#5: ever sell your old scabs to stoned hippies and tell them it's beef jerky?

[record producer] sorry Brit, your album's getting pushed back.

[britney] nobody puts britney in a corner! At least I have my perfume sales to fall back on.

[agent] um...remember that photoshoot you stormed out of?

[britney] the photographer said I smelled like booze! what would you do in that situation! gosh!

[agent] i wouldn't storm off to drink in the limo, but that's just me.

[britney] so my album's getting pushed back, and my perfume sales are slow-

[agent starts coughing]

[britney] at least I have my dancing and my looks to sustain me!

[agent] is your limo bar stocked? let's go to lunch...

muhahaahhaahahahahahahahhhahahahaa

She has just moved into first place on the list of useless celebs who will die soon:

1)Brit
2)Lohan
3)Paris

Oh, so she gets another year to ignore her kids and continue the downward spiral. Neat!

To #2.

You were second you retard, haha.

How Embarrassing.

Brit loose some weight before you catch down syndrome.

Britney is a joke. No one's going to take her seriously. Kind of like stupidfattkelli...a foot cramp you can't seem to get rid of...

Nothing that Britney does surprises me anymore, she could take a public shit and then start flinging it at people, and I wouldnt really be shocked. However it would probably be more exciting than her next album.

She makes me want to vomit.

oh my word...well, music lovers of stripes will have to make do with some other tunes, can we survive?????.......its okay because i only like FREE MUSIC anyway

hey BERN, i thought the disturbingly massive tits were daily. it's been the same tits for days now, and they're not even real, they're cartoon!

#5 and #7
"Scabs" would be a great name for Britney's perfume. It could even be packaged in a bandaid box.

She's a disgrace

well, #17, corporate hackers are hard at work making every song anyone would conceivably want impossible to get for free. your strategy will have you consuming the shit that nobody else wants in no time.

I wish I had a really big cannon, like cartoony big, then I could load Britney into it, point it directly at the nearest brick wall, like, an inch away from it, and, BLAMMO. Then I could go sell some old scabs to her idiot celebretarded "friends" by telling them 'scabs are the new black'. Oh yeah, the women would want me and the fish would fear me!!!!

And so, a dark time in humanity's existence shall come to an end... Really, people, we had the horses saddled and everything. And the riders were chomping at the bit. But don't worry, deep down inside they are all good guys... They are just doing their jobs... Their real names are Steve, Jeffrey, Bastion, and Julie by the way. That is right... We have a dame on the team... What can I say, Affirmative Action sucks...

Brownie- as much as point blank would do the most damage, it would obstruct from view the projectile's full flight AND the delightful impact. back it up 10 yards or more. that'll do.

#6 - I have resisted the urge to strike you blind since in order to like Britney Spears, you must already be deaf...

So sayeth the Lord...
JC

Someone just make her disappear! I'll pay you....

yeah i agree with you...it seems the artists would want it to be free to sell their other stuff, like shwos merchandise etc...the biz has changed for ever...the need to adapt -----the public wants it free

I feel kind of bad for her....I hope she makes the biggest comeback...Poor girl.

Britney, rules! Jackasses!

'pushed back' especially when it's as long as that usually means, 'Cancelled'. They just say pushed back so they can change their minds later if some insanely improbable event happened like Britney came back in fashion or aliens came down from space and sucked out all of our brains.

Man, I am a musician from NYC, and it is impossible to do anything free, unless you want to pay for it yourself, which is still ungodly expensive. I can tell you first hand that there are very few chances for the few musicians who do it for the love of fun to get anywhere except youtube and myspace. If people even mention the word 'free' they usually get dropped in about 5 seconds. Maybe its different other places, but not NYC, this place is worse than Disney Spears Studios Orlando.

They need to push the album release to 2020. Then, she can keep deluding herself that she will again have a career someday. Yawn.

Sorry to tell you but that information is still 100% false, seeing as her single is still set to be released September 20th to radio....god get ur informational right.

#13 you're an idiot. Oh, and it's "lose" jerkoff.

Next her recording label will sue her fortune away for becoming an un-sellable wreck. Then she'll be broke living in a trailer park. Fed-X will no longer have a teat to milk. And the universe will be in better order.

It wasn't like she had any talent to start with.

They use studio music, and play with her voice using special effects to make it sound like she can sing.

Pop music sucks.

Time to pose for Hustler.

wassup brownie? im 28 in NYC too. but i suck as a musician.

#33
They said "the album gets pushed back", not the single!!!
God, get your reading skills right!
And for all those loosers who still believe in this whore, let me tell you, you can sit and wait for her come back.. it's not gonna happen!

#38 ..before you dis on someone elses reading skills....check your spelling skills..........

..."all those "loosers"............

* all those losers....* ...

I'm really hoping this is pushed back to never. This means I have half a chance of going to a bar other type place without being subjected to her music. I bet Akon will be on this thing. I don't know if that was ever said earlier, but it seems they would get along swimmingly.

schack, you have to click on the link at the bottom of the page.

She looks eerily similar to Karl Rove. Remember, she is still pretty much bald underneath all that mess.

http://images.salon.com/opinion/conason/2005/06/24/karl_rove/story.jpg

Let's all say our prayers nightly,that it will soon be the last we see or hear from this phoney bitch. I hope the cash cow comes to an end for her. She could use some real world living. Try getting a real job and dealing w/ real life. But then she's already got so much money it will probably last a lifetime...crap. Heck, as long as we don't have to hear her crappy music or watch her do her tramp dance; good enough.

Push it back to...never. No one will buy it unless they're desperate for a $13 coaster. Personally, I'd rather have the rings and bubbles on my table than even do that!

The funny thing about famous singers is that they tend to become much more productive after they’re dead (Tupac, Elliot Smith, etc.). So, the best thing Britney can do to get her next album out on the shelves is FUCKING DIE.

Doesn't the phrase "pushed back" make you think of something like this:
"I saw this hideous car crash, dead bodies everywhere, I started to retch, began to vomit, but I was able to get it pushed back down, so nothing further disgusting happened."

Or better "The flesh eating zombie forced its way through the door, but with great effort we were able to get it pushed back, and eventually we shot it."

Her crotch smells like Cheetos and Marlboros; and her music sucks Rhinos. the f'in Monkees were infinately more talented than her.

Britney, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

i wish ppl would just STOP TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY ALREADY! i mean yes, she's a trainwreck and YES she can't stay married longer than 10 minutes and YES she flashed every part of her body to the scheming and nasty perverted papparazzi and YES she can't properly restrain her son in the car...wait, never mind. that's stuff to talk about. Brit's a loser!

Are you serious? Fuck ! I was looking forward to that CD.

Isn't Leslie Sloane Zelnik also Lindsay's rep? Boy, she must have committed mass murder in a former life to have been blessed with looking after these two.

If I were her, I would sue her mother. The woman put Britney out there when she was just 15 (no, wait, she was actually a lot younger than that)--I bet the poor girl didn't even know what was going on. And then she just became accustomed to the lifestyle and now she can't seem to get out of it. What is it with these mothers and pushing their children to do crap they don't wanna do?

#39, Thank you for getting to that faster than I could. That makes me furious. New Rule: People who mispell the word "lose" or "loser" must have sex with Britney. And you can't make her brush her teeth first...that's a sub-rule, not another new one.

LOL at "Scabs:The Perfume".

Apparently, I didn't hit enough s's for misspell. Didn't want to look too douche-baggy.

Poor Britney..

I’m surprised it’s going to come out in ’08! It must take some NASA technology to make her actually sound good. Hundreds of takes to get those 20 words which make up a Britney Spears song to sound decent. It must actually take 3-4 years to produce on of her albums. Kinda like a Stauer Graves ’33 wrist watch, except that after the years of work its still just a steaming pile of crap.

Anyone notice these annoying pop stars are staying in the spotlight longer and longer. I remember the Spice Girls sucking but they were gone after a few years.

These pop sluts seem to be doing less and less pop shit?? More and more publicity shit?? I’d blame the internet but I can’t get mad at it because I love it so much. I’ll just slap it around and apologize later on. Then I'll promise to never do it again. Until I see those greasy hair extensions again. WHY DO YOU MAKE ME DO THIS INTERNET??

I heard her sing in a Pepsi commercial once. She sang "Pepsi", yes, just one word, but it was a beautiful word. As if it were airbrushed in a music studio. Come to think of it, the girl that sang that word was pretty. I must have made a mistake. It was someone else.

I think it's time for me to get my checkbook out and pay to have her killed. It's the right thing to do.

I zee #13=mizzez me already:
and ztill can't zpell her
name:*Frist!!!* hello==juzt
coz U zpelled it wrong the
firzt time..doezn't mean U
have to act like me and keep
zpelling it wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!
after all, izn't that Y your
alwayz bitchin at me? WTF...

mommiedearezt haz been done
yearz ago, but itz fun to
trazh that skank everyday..
the bezt thing iz that zhez
like zome of my friendz little
zizterz who walk around with
ratneztz,actually, other than
Brittney, I've only zeen one
girl ever do that and that waz
yearz ago...damn ...zhe iz a
dirtyazz!

# 38
Thanks for the tip. The thing is.. I'm italian, I have the right to misssssspellllll whatever I want!! haha!
And by the way, this post is abut Britney, not me and my fabulous English...
ARIVEDERCI

this chic will always be lonely, why? she make bad choices one after the other...documented choice #1 bang k-fed and get pregnant while shar jackson was pregnant herself...u know the rest... can anyone give this broad some advice without being on her payroll?

i don't think Brit or Paris will die...but i think Lohan has a true hereditary addiction that runs in her family (dad?)...so she is the one to be careful...

i just wish Brit would lose weight...dress in some decent clothes...and lose the fake boobs...c'mon...if i had that much money...i'd definitely have my hair done right

No one will buy another thing that she sells.
So, it doesn't matter when anything gets released, because she looks and acts like a
loser and what parent wants their child to
take after this old used up piece of shit.
I can find better girls anywhere, at least
they comb their hair and look nice.

she should start buying a trailer,and store cheetos and marlboro..judgement day is coming for BALDY..im thinking Karma? took loser fed-x from a pregnant woman..pushed out 2 kids from her smelly vag..partied with skanky paris and shaved her ugly head..go away BALDY..i dont own any of your albums even before you start acting crazy..you didnt make any money from me BALDY.GO AWAY ALREADY!! have no idea why you are still here BALDY!!

i think people need to just leave her alone. there are so many celebritys that do worse things then her and they get away with it because they just arent the ones that get picked on. shes always come out on top selling millions making great music. she always has the number one record and it wount be any different this time. even with all the mistakes shes made shes laughing all the way to the bank

I hate to be the one to keep kicking the spelling horse....but someone had to point out the self-proclaimed Italian misspelling "Arrivederci"...just saying...

hey ya'll its me britney, I was just surfing the internet on my blackberry, and i came on this site and ya'll so stupid im so beautiful and talented, ya'll just haters so suck my tits ya'll and i want fuck justin timberlake again he so fine ya'll

Britney, Peter Pan and the lost boys and I think that you are a horrible mother. If my
mom showed her tits or her puzzy in public,
we would kill her. You need to go away, because all you have left to do is flash the public and no one cares about your crotch.
Take a hint bitch, you are ugly and have
no talent. Go and release your shit, no one
will buy it.

I have to brag. This was totally the best weekend ever. Some really big dicks came to my house this weekend and the party we had was to die for. Actually, I thought I was going to die after that medical bag came out, but oh it was so worth it. Without saying too much, let's just say wow, just wow. Maybe I should shut up now, let's just say big dicks, sore assholes and lips.

Let's be honest here. The album wasn't pushed back because there's a problem with the album. From what I hear, the record company has some top notch producers and writers working hard on it (and Britney is nowhere to be seen, LOL). The problem is with Britney. She's a mess. She looks like hell. Her hair is ratty. Her skin is horrid and she still needs to lose weight and find a stylist. There is no way the record execs would releaser her album with her looking the way she does. Her whole career has been based on her sex appeal. I think it's time for Brit Brit to retire with her 100 million. Oh, I will say this in her defence: people keep asking "where are her kids?" Well you have to remember that she shares custody with K-Fed so she does not have primary custody. Well, that and her team of nannies.

Britney, I tried to teach you a few things, but you are just a hick and you think that the world revolves around you no matter what you look like. That is not true for you. People that I know all are saying that your singing days are over. Girl, you are just going to have to accept this. You are not like me at all. My career got better as I went, but you, well you are a different story. You can't let people know that you are just like Jessica Simpson. What the hell.

# 59 - If you're really Italian then how come you misspelt (NOT misspelled) Arrivaderci? What is wrong with you people?!

On a more relevant note - is no one else curious as to what would actually be on the album? I mean think about it, she definitely has enough "inspiration" for her tracks...
1. Help me mummy, I'm a fuck up
2. Wait, didn't I have a couple of kids?
3. *vomit* You can still have sex with me, if you want

etc etc

Coco--#59 also says CHOW and KAPEESH too.

shocker

I'm sticking to my "I'm italian" story.. hahahahaha!!

i surprised about this news. `10 min lip service shows, can't dance, a wreck and she come out with another shitty album.
Brit - words of advice - stay away from spence cause he smells like poop, lose the panties more - love the sag, and go back to the rv park with one of your exes. used to be cute, always overrated, now a disaster. maybe everyone's comments can transform you into a country singer with morbid words. go after underwood and shave down there Before not wearing underwear. Stumble is not very appealing...angel

Pariz walked outta jail
at six o'clock Eastern
time , waving and smiling
az zhe walked down her katwalk
into her mommyz crying armz...
fuckerz mizz everything...

probation....

you can listen to a demo of get right here :

http://www.despina-vandi.info/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=7242

I dunno, I've never liked her music or her style, but I think the retarded people are those who still keep to check about her life and complain or kid her fall.

In fact, she raised up at levels that you suckers will never see, maybe the right word is ENVY.

Get lost and get a life.