Jun 13 2007Britney Spears holds Jayden James Spears

First bitches!

does this urangutane EVER cover up??!

"urangutane"?

She's bald underneath the hair extensions. ...

and your naked underneath your clothes...? idiot.

Can We Say "FILLER"

She does look pretty good here...and its good to see her taking care of the kiddos. Or kiddo, as it were. Where's the other one? I bet she's counting her lucky stars that its Shar preggo again and not her!

"Britney Spears was spotted carrying Jayden James in a yellow bikini"

wtf was he doing in a bikini?

All Britney needs is love to make her better :3

Just out of curiosity...how come more people post comments on here and almost nobody posts on celebslam?

So, wait, is she getting back together with KFed or not? Or is he getting together with SJack? How does a tool like KFed ever get laid at all? Brit does look better here, not flabby, but thick, nice boobs...

sorry guys, i would still tap that like an oil reserve.

that baby is cute.

last night i had a weird dream that britney killed herself and everyone in the country mourned exept for me

oh look - she's holding him with such love and care...

In other hot need-to-know news, a man in Iowa has an ingrown toenail.

She is constantly almost naked ... it is killing me ... how come she couldn't have been like this in 1999?

the baby is cute, but britney's butt appears to be hungry as it has eaten her swimsuit.

so......if I had a body like that I wear clothes that fit's my body all the time! I'm happy to see her with her kids! How? many people here has had on bikini's, that have gotten a wedgie? If you say, that, that haven't happen to you, then I think you're bikini is a little to big, and you're not showing off you're body the way you should!

she is fat

are her bikini bottoms supposed to be like that...thongish...wedgiesque...or r they just too small?

that baby is cuter than the other one.

fifi, do YOU even know what the crap you're talking about?

just reading your posts puts me in a coma.

The only meaning of she looks good in these photos is that she wasn't in the process of dropping the baby.

@22, funny. :) i too, feel a bit of a coma coming on.

How can you have a fat ass and no ass at the same time?

FIFI - Seriously, please. If you're going to write incredibly enthusiastic comments about how amazing she looks please be grammatically correct, because right now all I can see is how shit you are. Your comments barely make sense

Britney's turned into that girl from Seinfeld that Jerry dates in that episode The Strike.
GEORGE: So, attractive one day - not attractive the next?
JERRY: Have you come across this?
GEORGE: Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome -- she's a two-face.

Thick. That's what word comes to mind when I see her.......

#22,#24, and #26, bite me! You had to understand what the fuck I was saying bitches! and maybe all of you bitches need to be in a coma, I bet you sinificant others feel the same way I do! DIRED UP CUNTS!

Poor kid... he knows not the falls of his older brother... or why he wears a helmet.

TYPO(DRIED UP CUNTS)

Hate the woman, love the body. :) Seriously, she is rockin.

Good call joe!

Holy crap! Britney finally remembered she's a mom.

And what's up with all these wedgies? Me thinks she likes the feeling of something up her butt.

Let it never be said that Britney looks good until that ratty, tatty hair of hers looks presentable again. Her face doesn't look too haggard, at least. She's still thick, but her butt's cute, at least. Oh, and FIFI THE QUEEN, you're being a spaz. Chill the f out. And you also mean "TYPO(SIGNIFICANT OTHERS)". 'Tard.

FIFI....is that an acronym for Fucking Idiot Fucking Idiot?

Damn, Fifi, I'm in awe. You must be:

1. a really talented dog with anger issues
2. looking forward to third grade (again) this fall
3. still recovering from your lobotomy
4. Britney's (or Lindsay Lohan's) sock/alter-ego

Seriously, the fact that you know the word "typo" but you missed three of your other errors makes me curious. Are you on drugs? Should you be?

She's aiming for another nip slip. The top is what doesn't fit. linebacker

why is her ass all cottage-cheese nasty one day and ok (relatively speaking) the next??

Oh, JZRMOMMY, I adore you.

NO, BUT I BET YOU'RE MOM IS A FUCKING RETARD! TO HAVE A BUNCH OF WHINY CUNTS LIKE YOU! HELL, IF I HAD SOME LAME BITCHES, LIKE YOU, I WOULD HAVE OFFED MYSELF A LONG TIME AGO!

Jim Brown crosses the 40 yard line, he's really picking up speed, destroying defenders with his massive thighs and monster like hips, he tucks the ball in tight..

Oh wait that's Britney. my bad.

AND FOR ALL THE LONELY PEOPLE THAT ABSOLUTLEY ADORE EACH OTHER, LONELY BITCHES, MEET UP SOMEWHERE, AND DISCUSS HOW MUCH YOU'LL SUCK ASS! THAT'S RIGHT I'M STARTING FEEL LIKE SORT OF A CELEBRITY WITH ALL OF MY COMMENTS, THAT'S NOT REALLY DIRECTED TOWARDS NONE OF YOU! SUCK ELEPHANT MAN'S NUT BITCHES, I'M OUT!

She's so damn thick.

Not necessarily fat per se.

Just big boned. I don't think we'll ever see her back to her pre-mess self.

PUT BALLS IN MY MOUTH

Gosh, #29, I would hate to be dired up. Dired up would be terrible. Nothing like being dired up.

Dear Baby Grand Piano Fairy:

Please drop one on top of Fucking Idiot Fucking Idiot just as soon as you get a little altitude on her.

Thanks.
Jrzmommy

why does fucking-idiot-fucking-idiot keep yelling?
My poor ears.

I think your ass looks good in that pic brit!!

@17 Bern, today's boob shot isn't nearly as good as yesterday's, but it is still f-ing hilarious.

You are too obsessed with Gladiators though.

filthy ingrate filthy ingrate.

Who is fatter? The baby or Britney?

http://www.backlottalk.com
Inside movie studio life.

jrzmommy, was that suppose to be (attitude)? i'm just asking? Take a dose of your own medicine, bitch!

Mommy, why is your ass so saggy? Don't you ever get off the couch?

Mommy, where's daddy? Is that him in the newspaper drinking in Vegas with dirty girls??

http://www.innerdrama.com

no jrzmommy meant altitude, just like she said. you may have to pull out your dictionary for that one,fifi.

@52 - Fighting a battle of wits? Mush like a bipedal double amputee, you're completely unarmed...

Fifi is a troll, right? I mean, she has to be. we are feeding the troll.

Fifi is really a typing poodle... be nice to it.

Chyna?? is that you?

damn...why is her body so fucking thick and gross? it's almost like she is taking steroids.

52 I'm going to piss myself laughing at you!! please stop!!

fifi = Fucking Inbred Fucking Idiot

#52

wow. that was priceless

lawl @ 43

jrzmommy, I think you picking on fifi is like tripping a three legged dog....

#52 Usually when you tell someone to take a dose of their own medicine, you serve them one.

A retarded 3 legged dog. But keep tripping the bitch

*looking at everyone BUT Fucking Idiot Fucking Idiot*
She didn't just say that, did she? Hee...

Dear Chancellor of Things Going Way Over Someone's Head:

We have someone we'd like you to meet.

--Jrzmommy

Seriously, that baby has fetal alcohol syndrome.

How come she can change so dramatically? I wanna know how she can turn from trashy to so gorgeous it's sick - why the fuck would K-fed choose Shar over Britney - lucky escape if you ask me - I want her body!

kevin drew that heart on her ass cause he could never remember where to stick it.

feeling incompetent feeling incompetent

I like these comments. Fifi is most likely a retarded, inbred, three-legged dog with rabies and scabies. That's what I'm guessing. As for the HORRIFIC grammar, it's probably the foam from her mouth that is dripping on to the keyboard causing her paws to slip.

I guess that's how it is! A bunch of cracker asses, trying to take the queen down! You woill never destroy what the fuck I have to say, you will never get rid of me, so....continue to feel sorry for yourselves, rednecks!

REDNECKS, suck ass!I wish that you would take you're resentment to a african american gossip page, that would be interesting!

Jesus Fifi, go take an English class.

Hey Fifi the dumbster queen when are you going to die. Can you please just go away? I just saw a guy dump his half eaten lunch in the trash, so you can go eat now.

I think this is DanYell with a new name. it spells the same way and it smells just as bad

you could have at least let someone respond to ur racist comment.

hm nvm.

#9- All Britney needs is a good clock upside the noggin to get better!

hahahaha! That's even better! You can't "destroy" words, Fifi. Just so you know. It's not like looking on a world map and saying "Why don't we bomb Iraq?" and then whiting out the black print that says "Iraq" and thinking it's going to be destroyed.

I know. It's a stretch, but for some reason, that's the first thing I thought of when I read that.

Also, it's "will" not "woill". I wonder if the red lines don't pop up when Fifi spells something horribly wrong. That could be. No, I'm giving myself false hopes.

Also, how does she know our race and where we're from?

hm nvm.

Wait a minute.......*rubs eyes and re-reads post #71*.......DanYELL? DanYELL, is that really you?

I also wonder if Fifi knows that she's sticking up for two white girls (Britney and Lindsey Gross Face)?

hm nvm.

wtf why d oes my hm nvm keep popping up

Um, WHY would you be tempted to say she looks good? She looks terrible, and the baby looks retarded.

Stupid hm nvm key! Locks on me all the time too.

Well, at least Fifi wants to get her cunt phrase correct: "TYPO(DRIED UP CUNTS)" instead of "(DIRED UP CUNTS)". I'm impressed.

Jrz - it has to be. We have not seen Danyell is a few weeks and that was about the time that fifi showed up. She sounds like the same inbred welfare queen we have all grown to love.

@72 fucktard: "I wish that you would take you're resentment" ?????

So, you're saying "I wish that you would take you are resentment?"

Like the saying goes: you are kinda like a slinky. Pretty much useless, but still makes you smile when you push them down stairs.

Fucking Idiot Fucking Idiot is definately DanYELL. I am certain.
Okay, FIFI...prove to us you're not Sasquatch.....Spell Mississippi.

Black people love Britney Spears, It's fucked up that her own culture won't except her! I knew that, that comment would really make all the rednecks see double red, as you obviously did! You can't take the red, out of redneck! This, is to me like a redneck lynching! If, you're not a redneck, why? get offended?

Damn, I think I just heard the door slam closed as Fifi (aka DanYell) ran down the hall.

Good bye Fifi! We won't miss you, you stupid fucking BITCH

#90
1. No one is offended. We just get off on
your stupidity.

2. I am white, was born in Louisiana just
like her, and she is NOT of my culture.

3. Every white person is not a redneck.
Some of them are guidos and guidettes!

Ohhhh fifi the cunt you came back. Now FUCKING DIE you cunt and if you insist on call people us names, I am sure I can come up with a few of my own for you

fuck you, jim bob, bobbing for men nuts! I know that is, you're dumb ass name is Jimbo. that just sound so.......redneck! are you mad, that I called you out, bitch! You better call you're mom,fat ass, and tell her don't clog up the outhouse, because somebody just shited on you, bitch!

Fifi, shut the fuck up.

Jesus...it might not be DanYELL...this one seems, if possible, even more incoherent and blabbery than DanYELL.

Men nuts. hee. Careful, Fucking Idiot Fucking Idiot....you got some spittle in your mustache from your last little rant at Jimbo.

Fifi is still stuck on "yo mama" jokes. Maybe it's really Wilmer Valderama.

Oh, and I am also suspecting Fifi is fat as hell. Or, as she would say, "big boned".

Hey FIFI: you seem to be black, you'll appreciate this one...

What do Courvasier & Mr. Clean have in common?

They both put shines on the floor.

hey fifi were your parents cousins or did you play with alot of lead paint when you were younger? Just wondering...

Fifi's really interested in homosexual activity between men. And, we all know what "Queen" means.

hahahahaha! I love all the grammar errors. fucking idiot fucking idiot IS a fucking idiot.

I luv Britney, ya redneck. Fuck, sheeeiit. I loooove me some - ooh butterfinger!

jrzmommy, that's right, take up for all the rednecks! jrzmommy, I bet that you wear "MOM JEANS) I bet, that you have X-Mas lights still on you're front porch all year around! Matter of fact, are those your father kids that you had! You, know rednecks...... are use to that inscest shit! HERE, HERE!

Fifi...git yo'sef back up on dis hee'yuh porch....Girrrl...I gets ta whoopin on yo' dumb fat ass...Don't you be makin' Momma take off her shoe......

I wish I could taste Britney's tuna taco

Oooh, Fifi's a little bit, um, bipolar...

What?

ATTENTION: ALL REDNECKS, PLEASE REMOVE THAT BIG STICK FROM UP YOU'RE ASS! GET SOME REAL PENIS, JIM BOB, KEEP BOBBING FOR MEN NUTS, BEACUSE THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DO! JRZMOMMY, PLEASE, PLEASE GET SOME, AND NOT FROM YOU'RE FAMILY MEMEBERS! REMEMBER, SMALL MINDED REDNECKS....FIFI, IS STILL THE QUEEN! IF, I WASN'T I WOULDN'T TAKE UP ALL YOU'RE TIME,(IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE THAT MUCH TO DO ANYWAY) BYE BITCHES(KEEP UP THE WHINY, LAME ASS COMMENTS)

The best part of this post were the people ripping fifi apart.

fifi, does your brain stop in the middle of each thought? Is that the reason for all the unnecessary commas? *fatty fifi stuffing cheetos into her mouth thinking, I will not let you guys get, the, best, of, me, you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, dammit! What was I thinking? Cheetos are,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, good. That’s it! Uh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

She must have been one of fed-ex's kids.

jesus tap-dancing xrist! fifi the typing poodle could be on 'America's Got Talent' if she could just learn to spell. and you might want to look into hiring someone else to write your jokes if you make it to round 2.

Definately DanYELL.....

BYE DANYELL/FIFI...DON'T FORGET THAT KFC CHICKEN GREASE CAN DOUBLE FOR SOUL GLO.

Can we just like, ignore Fifi? Maybe if we do she'll go away.

even a poodle would have a 50/50 chance of getting the 'your/you're' correct.

It's funny how twice now, Fifi has been like "I'm out" and "Bye", like she's really leaving (our dream come true), but then she see's another post knocking her off her "I got the last word in" post, and then she just comes back for more. Don't do it, it's a trick!

Hey armpit-state mom...now really, does attacking FIFI's race seem like the best tactic to use? Like someone said you really have no idea what someone's race is, so why do that? Plus, the jokes are neither funny nor are they clever.

ciaoooooo

Oooooh, it's been almost 8 minutes since her last post, either she's attempting to tpye up hurr risponz tu are's ur shiz gahn!

Must find a way to keep Fucking Idiot Fucking Idiot pissed. This is so great.

It’s like waiting for the small bus to stop, and then mercilessly tormenting the handicapped children that get out. And when the parents try to defend the handicapped, I like to run the parents over with my car. Then when the handicapped children are sitting there crying in their wheelchairs, I like to circle them doing doughnuts while shooting a pistol in the air. After all that commotion, the police generally show up to find me very drunk. While resisting arrest, I start screaming at the crying handicapped child "if they press charges, I'll fucking kill your grandmother." God Damn I love Wednesdays.

Fifi is too funny. I bet he/she internet fights all the time. And, it's not that we don't "accept" Britney, it's just that she's trash. And, I'm pretty sure that not every black person loves Britney. Also, if Britney didn't have money, she'd be living in a trailer too. Perhaps w/ Lindsey Lohan and her mommy.

I think Fifi deserved a comment like that before jrzmommy...

"just wondering" is fifi, that little asshole.

I'd hate to have a mom who has showed her tits on TV, been in rehab and been all over the media. Why doesn't the idiot go get her problems sorted out and ask her self is she bloody well is ready to have a kid?!

@120 Yeah it's like saying all white people like Barry Manilow. Though that isn't nearly as funny, dang it!

Snatch you're so smart...

The temptation... ...to take kid away from her... ...is too great... ...ahhhhh!... ...it's too much

Um, excuse me, just wondering.....um, your hero, FIFI was the first one to bring out the race card WAY before I made my joke....try reading a little bit, shit for brains.

By the way, where are you from, oh great one? (this ought to be classic.)

Weeell she does look OK here nice body but what is with the trashy white ankle "thing". She always has to ruin it with something trashy.

119- you rang. I thought that was funny and now I'm going to hell. Thanks a lot!

Nope Snatch you're wrong. I am not denying FIFI is stupid ass hell but jrzmom's comment was not funny/uncalled for. But hey that's enough moral/PC policing for now. Unless someone has a problem w/ being PC...

gimmeimmi: OR like saying that all black people love spam. That's more of a redneck thing, right? Does anyone really like spam? I bet Britney does.

Does anyone think if Just Wondering thinks they're really smart because they used "nor" and "ciao"?

Fuck you Just Wondering....YOU are uncalled for. And I do have a problem with PC bleeding heart liberal garbage.

Being PC to someone who has stereo-typed every single person on this whatever the hell you call it is not wrong at all. I'm not going to stoop to her level, mind you, but if she can't take the racist comments (which aren't THAT bad), then she shouldn't attempt to dish them.

But, I don't think her racist comments are really that offensive, considering she spells worse than an embryo. But those are just my thoughts.

Jesus. Enough already with the bikini shots. Even in large print, Moby Dick is only around 800 pages. How many whale references can I pull out of there?

heyyy...FIFI is an idiot, and a wise man once told me never to argue with fools b/c ppl from a distance can't tell who is who...so bypassing the waste of time it would have been to point out FIFI's stupidity, I called you out in hopes of getting across, but I guess not.

Clearly I'm from NYC...check out the geography, that was obvious, no?

I'm just wondering.....I wonder why The Speech Police hasn't chastised Fucking Idiot Fucking Idiot for calling all the white people rednecks? I mean....that's not very PC....hmm....sounds like someone needs to get the fuck off their high horse, if you ask me.

I love my PC liberal heart!! I'm just wasting time at work by picking a fight. You guys can go back to Britney Spear's bod or FIFI bashing...it's too much work to reload and wait.

CIAOOOOOO again!!

How the fuck was anyone supposed to figure out you're from NYC? And if you are...you have the nerve to call NJ an armpit? *rolls eyes*

wow that question was so erroneous I won't even respond...comparisons btwn. NYC and NJ, pshhh, YOU HAVE SOME NERVE!!

ps. u're entertaining, might tempt me to stay a while longer

I hate when non-Italians say Ciao. It's like nails on a chalkboard. But I do love when people who get called out for being assholes say, Oh, I was just in between performing delicate brain surgeries and waiting for my private jet to Wonderworld...so I thought I'd pop in to this site......It is soooooo beneath me....you all carry on with your whatever.

Give. Me. A. Break.

Can't leave can ya, jerk off.

Jrz, it used "Ciaooooo" as a sign off, so it must mean it's from NYC. Ya know, trying to sound all exotic & cosmopolitan when it is really just one of those transplanted idgits from the midwest.

And personally, I thought your joke was pure, unadulterated hilarity at its finest. just sayin'...

ooh nooo...i am an fan of thesuperficial and I'm here all the time. I am no asshole missy (you haven't proven i am); I just called you out for being just as racist as the Fucking Idiot Fucking Idiot you were fighting against (not very effective, right?). Oh and mommy, 90% of Latin America also say ciao, and it's no different from Italians saying it.

Now Biatcho here is from NYC and knows a damn good joke when she reads/tells one....dontcha biatchy baby?
Now I must get back to my important NYC things...I have no time to fuss with you....people.

I like calling out liberal doOSH bags (that's for you, Fif-meister) who think they're better than everyone. Don't act like YOU'VE never had a bad thought or two about someone you don't like. And, just a side-note, my Pop is from Queens, and I'm pretty sure he'd not be proud of the bullshit seeping from your disgusting Yankee wannabe mouth. Dumb shit.

i love the assumed life stories that you two are making up for me, but really though...Britney Spears looks good right??

Fifi licks my sack. That is all I have to say.

Hahaha, stupid.

Call ME out? You didn't call me out for shit, pal....keep dreamin'.
And I don't give a fuck if the Latinos say ciao as well, you just happen to be ultra-grating when you say it...you say it like a coked-out glam-fag hairdresser and it's annoying as hell.

#147 - it is even better when we are right about rejects like you, which is about 99.9% of the time.

That was funny. That's all.

I'm not a voice for all New Yorkers JennyPenny, just stating my thoughts, so ur pops can suck my left nipple. But you guys are vicious, beware to anyone who doesn't share the same brain as you guys.

you got that right, this ain't the Magic Garden, if you can't take some off-colored, low-brow shit, then leave.

oh but i can, if it's funny...but you weren't so I CALLED YOU OUT

oh my god, i totally saw what you did there. you took the name Jenny & then rhymed it with penny and you called her jennypenny. man that was awesome & offensive all at the same time. awesensive even. offesome? maybe not.

But if anyone else ever tried to share my brain, it would be bad, very bad. Like crossing-the-streams bad.

Damn, tobad I have to work. This is so much fun. Yeah fifi the cunt, I work for a living to pay your fucking welfare checks to stupid crack whore

I wonder why people cry like bitches when they come to a website that is known for the commenters to be base and crass?

just wondering, are you Latino? Cause my "pops" doesn't really prefer them.

ooh u guys...I'm definately not FIFI, and i thought JennyPenny was cute name for her, I guess I was wrong...and really, jimbo, that wasn't funny at all. Let jrzmom be the website bigot, she's a bit better at it than u.

Called you OUT? Hilarious. Can I join in on the game of "Let's bring up terms we used in junior high at recess"?

Umm... want a piece of my candy? PSYCHE!!!

Man, that shit is MINT!

Ooh! I get to sit in the Archie Bunker chair today!!! YAY! I'll let..mmmm...Biatcho sit in it tomorrow!

NOT! Boo-ya.

"90% of latin america also says 'ciao'"
really? i was somehow under the impression that it would have been 'adios'. silly me.

I was told that bigot is just another word for Big Faggot, so who has the problem now, hhhmmm, hmmmm??? (rubs chin like Judge Smails).

name taker, like I said before i'm not really being serious I am just trying to pass time at work so i appreciate the low brow entertainment on here, trust me i do...

PS...the last woman you pop fucked was probably Latina.

And Just Wondering can sit over in the Alan Alda PC Liberal Fucktard Chair. Are you a big fan of Anne Heche, too, Just wondering? You know, she wanted Congress to pass a law a few years ago that would make it ilegal for anyone to say anything negative about somebody else. You and Anne...champions of the First Amendment.

Jrz, once I sit my ass in that chair I am never getting out of it. Hey, just wondering, go get me a beer & a pack of smokes, now!! you lazy wench!

p0nk...silly goose! adios is played out. Sorry i'm still on my middle school lingo, i'm only 18 so please excuse the immaturity.

They just called me a Name Taker! That's racist! We're called Trolls you...you...dirty fucking trollist!

nope I didn't know that...Heche was on the right start, after that we could all bake cakes made out of rainbows

I wanna puke.

I had a friend tell me that he isn't racist anymore cause he's fucking a sandnigger. Crass? yes. Funny. Fuck yeah.

I'm sorry if I offended you wonderingtoo I am not a trollist, some of my best friends are trolls!

Oh, God....another 18 year old who thinks they know the ways of the world...jesus....oh man, that's right...it's summertime and all the little halfwits are going to be running around here til school starts up again.

JRZMOMMY, DUMB ASS, SOUL GLO, WAS JUST MADE UP, ON COMING TO AMERICA, IT'S NO SCUH THING, IS SOUL GLO, OH, i FORGOT, BITCH, YOU'RE STILL STUCK IN THE 80'S, I BET THAT YOU WEAR A MULLET! I'M NOT CALLING ALL WHITE PEOPLE REDNECKS, SO STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH!

but veggi it isn't funny...not b/c its crass, it really is not funny...that's my problem with it really. If your going to stoop down to such low brow jokes make sure u do it for a good one, c'mon these pathetic attempts are making jrzmom seem funny...

This entire post is like sitting next to someone on a plane who has Tourette's. Sweet Jesus make it stop.

yup jrzmom, school is out for summer, so I will be here making your menopause headaches that much worse!!

kisses and hugs jrz, kisses and hugs

uh, yeah it is.

Just Wondering....you got me wondering...if you detest me so much, why do you keep using terms and phrases that I've used? Low-brow, call out, crass.....is there anything original in that fucking flat head of yours?

Menopause? Oh, that's an old-age joke...I get it. Please, I could only wish for menopause.

i don't detest u mommy, not at all you're, in fact, entertaining. I just didn't know you had copyright on words in the english language, and for that matter I am sorry for using the words: you, if, me, in, that and i think i used 'of' somewhere.

so sorry mommy.

menopause? Jrz, when did you turn 50???? Oh that's right, someone who only started menstruating 3 years ago and who has never felt the chill of a good cock-induced orgasm surely would think anyone with children naturally has gone through menopause already.

ok, i'm not really 18, but people tell me i'm very mature for 14.

you are frightfully terrible at this game, just wondering. Libtards generally are because their humor also gets sucked out of them along with their souls.

though i may be young my vagina can feel the full pleasures of penis penetration, unlike the vagina of a mommy where undoubtedly the penis will get lost in the great black hole.

but no fear, i hear that have great exercises for that...

look...I'm not saying anything so gay as that I OWN words....how fucking retarded are you? I'm just stating an observation that I've used some words and then lo and behold....you parrot them. Even someone as obviously fucked up as you can see that.

Hey fifi Forrest Gump just called, he want's his syntax back...

biatcto, touche i must admit i do suck at this game, but offers good practice though. 185...that was clever!!

ISN'T A FIFI A FAKE PUSSY FOR MEN IN JAIL?

BTW...THAT FIFI THING IS A FREAK WHO NEEDS TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN...

.

We gotta get some better vibes going on in here. I mean come on people, we could be talking shit about Brittany and instead we are attacking eachother. OMG The celebrities have won! They sent their spies out here (FIFI??) to destroy us and they did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I was looking so forward to another good nights sleep knowing that Paris was in jail for yet another night.

I know so much about sex. I'm so worldly and sophisticated. Like, vaginas...that's the big girl word for coochies....are not made of muscle that retract back after a grown up girl has a baby. Mmm hmm.....I know so much. And you can get pregnant from toilet seats, too.

im not fifi!but really though u guys are taking this entirely way too serious.

love and rainbows to all!!

I'm wondering how much JustWondering sells herself for? I'd say a buck fifty. At the most. Could be a bit pricey, though.

Love and rainbows? What are you, some kind of homo?

OOP....guess I'm a homophobe, too. Stay tuned, I'll tell some Jew jokes at 4:30 and be an anti-semite.

no but really it's never quite the same, u should probably ask jrz's husband he would've noticed the difference...

JRZ!!! go repent! i'll also be here at 4:30 to police you

I'm sure you will....and you'll be here at 5:30, and 6:30 and 7:30, and so on and so on and so on and so on...........

Mom said that I have to take a nap now.

Nikki, u are sooo right...Britney Spear's baby is oogly

i've got you at 4:30 & 5:30, does the armpit really stink like they say it does...btw, we argued for hmmm about 1 hr!

good work guys

anal and vaginal orgasms for all!! hooray!

I hate hate haters.

Fifi...I dun tol' yo' stupit ass to git back up on dis hee'yuh porch. I di'int say you had to take a nap....I dun said you is a nappy headed ho. Day'um, you be jus as stupit as yo' damn no-account havin', shiftless daddy.....now git yo' ass back up hee'yuh and git me some purple kool ait...an' mah Newports.

Near Newark and the Meadowlands smells kinda rough....not nearly as bad as Staten Island or your upper lip, though.

just wondering, if you're such the NYer that you said you were earlier, why you would know if Jersey smells as bad as they say. I knew you were a midwesterner, I could tell by your lack of pizazz and personality.

204...wow i would love to know what you think once a black person is your boss, cus clearly you have some fucked up views about blk ppl.

blk ppl? What are you texting us all now?? Please type things out on here, we're not your little tennie bopper buddies in your network.

or teenie... whatever, you know what I meant to type.

Oh God, why do you insist on staying here if you're only getting offended by what people are saying? Seriously...why are you here? If you don't think anything is funny and you're getting offended, then go away.

207 please stop trolling me.
peace, love, and rainbows all.
ciao.

u make a typo in a comment criticizing my typing...that my dear is ironic, and no i am not offended, just shocked a bit...and this is funny/entertaining

j.w., if I called you a christ-killing Jew how would that make you feel? Feel free to use smiley faces, sad faces or crazy person with flaring herpes sore faces.

Black man bein' the boss? Chi' you mus be high....

sad, i would probably cry for a little bit, and then i would laugh b/c jews have more money than you

Jesus Christ was a jew.....just sayin'.

no he wasn't ughh jrz you're so stupid..Christ was a christian, hence christianity...dur

Oh. My. God. Did this asshat just say that out loud?

And over His head they put the charge against Him, which read, "This is Jesus the King of the Jews." (Matthew 27:35-37 RSV) ...

@217 - Did you buy your Bible from the joke store? Just so you know, Noah did not have a brother named Yesah... You're a moron.

But I'm sure Matthew was just fuckin' with us, too.

Now I know for sure we're dealing with a complete and utter fucking idiot.

HA! i was lying, but I am suprised you came out with the direct quote, do you keep the novel with you at all times?

oh forgive for not knowing the details of the biggest lie in the history of man...

sorry mommy

Did you just call the Bible a (gasp...) novel? I'm sure, with your limited brain power, Dr. Suess books are like fucking novels to you...

Oh so you're into stereotyping, yet you are a treehugging hippie? Wow, you're as confused as a sorority girl who's contemplating having a lesbian affair just to please a hot frat guy.

an no RichPort, i found my Bible right next to Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings...it was a good read, but a bit too fantasy for my liking

*SHOCK* You mean...Mr. Almighty PC is an atheist? I am horrified. HORRIFIED. But it's typical...everyone has rights to you PC fucking douchebags but Christians.

guys i am clearly just saying shit to piss you off...and (gasp) I wipe my ass the Bible, the thin paper is great for sensitive skin

"Ha! I was lying" - good cover, there jackalope. Nothing can mask your sheer stupidity. We have seen the light.

me atheist...oh no?? something started it all, i just call myself practical, but no philosophy debates now

@225 - Riiiiiight... don't you mean "Hairy Popper" and "Lord of the Schwing" you porn happy Popeye forearmed idiot bouquet?

I know Biatcho.....Oh, I...I...ah...I was just...um...being all cool and stuff....

Mmm hmm.....*rolls eyes*

did Jesus show you this light?

j.w. you call your ass The Bible? That's just weirrrrrd.

ha RichPort, you're right that would be the perfect place for the bible

No philosophy debates.....bitch, please... you couldn't win a debate with a can of mixed nuts.

"...it was a good read"
ha! not with your literary skills you didn't.

no my ass is above the Bible, i just wipe my crack with the pages... you should try it. and yes i am a flaming lesbo!! love a chick who licks

question -

where do people in ny get of saying that Jersey stinks? Have you walked outside ever? The city is a giant fucking trash can. Hardly anyone is from NYC, but these assholes really get off pretending they are & that they're better than people from NJ. Elitist fucks!

I'm just saying... j.w... all that's missing is an 'e' you Christ hater!!!

jrzmom..do you suck ur husband's dick with that dirty mouth...surely you wouldn't want your kids hearing that come from their mommy??

oh great, another fucking hairy-pitted lesbian to deal with. jrz, what the fuck? How does this always happen to us?

At least now we understand its hatred for the baby jesus, they don't acknowledge its type in the Bible. But they do acknowledge rainbows & love so I guess its on the right path.

but really though there isn't anything in NJ, and damn i know NYC smells of shit im not pretending it doesn't. go NY go NY go NY GO!! old school kicks anthem...niceeee

Agnostics unite!

jw, it's not jesus' fault that e-harmony rejected you. As a dyke, you have no business talking about sucking dick.

lol I am no lesbo, it was a sarcastic comment to someone earlier, and eHarmony & Jesus, don't see the connection? do enlighten me

And not only was I right about you being a transplanted idgit from the midwest, but I was also correct in assuming you had never felt a good cock-induced orgasm. Dyke.
I love being right.

I think j.w. is a Britney loving 30 something with the mental capacity of a 9 year old who got held under water too long. But I have no scientific proof supporting this statement.

You're right...there isn't anything in NJ. Especially Ivy League schools and miles and miles of beautiful beaches and beautiful mountains and history and farms........

Biatcho, you're assuming she's never shoved an entire rooster in her twat before...

bitacho and RichPort, i must confess you guys are soo right. I actually don't live in NY, i;m from kansas...i hate it when u're right

ughhhhhhhh

soo, what work is everyone shirking to argue on this page?

@250 - They can't spell in Kansas either?

correction...school, and you do have Six Flags...durrr

Also, nothing you said cannot be found in NY, but good try?

nope we cna't rcihPort

All of you children in here please IGNORE FIFI. Just let her say her piece and ignore her!!!! She's not going to change her ignorant ways, and it's really annoying having to sift through all this craziness just to get to the snarky comments about Shitney.

Not an Ivy League school can be found in NYC.

Columbia? hmm, ok

and i am not fifi!!

I look better in a bikini.

hmm Jayden reminds me of an ugly Michelin Man

Columbia isn't Ivy League, asshole.
Yale, Harvard, Brown, Dartmouth, Princeton and University of Pennsylvania are Ive League.

Oh my gosh, what a bunch of lame ass comments. Where have all the funny people gone? And stop feeding the retard (fifi) attention,and the retard might go away.

LMAO @230!!! Now THAT is funny fucking stuff.

WOW...uhmm there are 8 schools in the Ivy League. You conveniently miss the two that are in NY...Columbia and Cornell...mommy i'll spare the insults...

Columbia barely registers on the Ivy League benchmark. Barely...

Columbia at least isn't the founding Ivy League. Anything after the original 6 are just wannabes...

BRITNEY, BABY, SIT ON MY FACE! OOOOH, THAT P@#@Y, LOOKS SO GOOD!

Columbia is above Dartmouth and UPenn, ughhh u guys are fools...

Like I said, the founding universities are the ones people count. You can kid yourself all you want about Columbia and Cornell....good schools, but not true Ivy League.

Oh yeah, and Brit's baby is adorable. He looks just like an innocent, male version of a younger Brit. Why is it that white trash never seems to have a problem popping out healthy, cute babies? It doesn't seem fair. And Brit doesn't look bad here either, but she needs to start wearing things that fit her. And considering her past, she's still a scumbag no matter how she looks or what she does.

So, you meant "pussy", right derek? Right? ugh.

Like you would know anything about academics.....dream on asswipe. you can't even spell....you didn't even know, if not from a religious belief perspective but from an intellectual perspective that Jesus was the King of the Jews. Nice try.

she is hot! I'll do her! This bikini, is hot on her! I love a woman, that looks good after she has a child! I know that her pussy is good! SEXY!

jrz mom in all seriousness you're wrong...Columbia is older than both Brown and Dartmouth... Britney does look good though, but did u see the pic of her fire crotch...not a good look

Dude millions of girls show their panties every day...they just don't have a horde of papparazzi following them around. Who fucking cares.

D'oh, wrong story.

she wants to wear a bikini, fine. but get 1 that fits. i highly doubt those bottoms are suppose to be a thong

@41 -- FIFI -- Please don't hold back on 'offing yourself' on our account.

Damn but that baby is cute.

I WOULD DEF, DO BRITNEY! SHE IS HOTTER THAN AUGUST, ON A NON-BREEZY NIGHT! I THINK THAT OF THESE SORRY ASS.....JACKASSES....LIKE SKIN, AND BONES! LIKE, AMY CRACKHOUSE! BRITNEY, BABY....I WOULD EAT YOU UP ANY DAY!

biatcho, i've read your fiery comments several times now. you make me cream. someday, someday...

I do her...and I'd do her HARD!

It always looks like she is holding a bag of groceries. Never like she is holding something she loves.

Why the fuck is she still so hideous jesus I can't take it anymore someone MAKEOVER this bitch NOW. Seriously my eyes and stomach cannot take this shit.

thank God I mizz all thiz
zhit, damn....
I hate people who don't
believe in Jesus...and yez
he waz King of the Jewz and
Christianity evolved from
the Jewz...

Spearz*mommiedearezt*:
pleaze don't give uz anymore
BeaverShotz: U have the ugliezt
puzzy ever..whatz the matter,
can find a guy to look at it,
zo U make uz see that shit..

EVERYBODY LOVES BRITNEY!!!!!!

#282, you suck ass! I think that you're jealous! Britney's body rocks! you suck!

Damnit, I always miss these good comment fights after they're over. I'd just like to point out...that "ciao" in Spanish is spelled CHAO. It'd be nice if people would get their facts right before they start arguing about things that are black and white. Like spelling. Nice one, just wondering.

Damn she looks hot here if I do say so myself!! She kinda reminds me of Pamela Anderson but not as fake big boobies!!

Her body is bangin'. Like them curvy but still in shape.

File this one under the "Why the Fuck is This News?" category

God, in any form, is a phantom, a figment of the imagination of dullards, and the promise of immortality to those too weak to accept reality.

Christ was a Jewish huckster, a charlatan, a charismatic, convenient martyr, used to bind and control the aforementioned dullards.

The Bible is a fish story, a fantasy, an uninspired and disjoint collection of pure fiction.

I have a very, very, very small penis. That is all.

Wow, Fifi darling, perhaps you should count to ten and then try to breathe. Didn't you say you were going to stop commenting like ten comments ago? Your comments make me want to vomit and slap you with it. Stop talking out of your dirty vajayjay and chilll the fuck out! And P fucking S dude none of the shit you type makes sense! Are you using an online translator... none of us talk dumbass you might need to convert to this wonderful language called ENGLISH!

While I disagreed with your Bible "ass-wiping" comments, I do have to agree that Just Wondering, you are being unfairly bullied (love the gang mentality here), not that you care, as evidenced in your witty and flippant responses. Love it. Plus, you have to be an attorney (although JRZ would like to think you man the slurppy machine at the 711 she manages), given your casual use of the word "erroneous." Again, fabulous, plus it relieves my guilt to know others like me visit sites like this!

@289 - Jesus H Christ! You've been missed... you should come around more often. We say stupid shit about you all the time. It's pretty fucking hilarious.

Britney Spears, is hot! I wish that I could see pictures of her snatch, that looks like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Click, on Clickhere, to see what i'm talking about! sexy! baby, I will eat you anytime!

Just wondering, jrz has been here longer and is way more verbally persuasive. Not to mention, funnier.
But you know that. After all...you are really into her - so it seems.

her kids are gonna hate her when they grow up... c'mon, a lot of kids end up hating their parents, but at least brit's kids would actually have a GOOD reason to be freakin insane!

for the love of god no more britney spears pictures

i'm sure this has been said, but all the designers with anus fetishes are laughing when they put a big red blotch over the sphincter area and call it fashion.

does she every look like a mom???does she ever hold her kids like she uhmm loves /likes them??? poor kidies

I always like seeing her feet....I'd love to suck her hot toes and cum on the soles of her hot little feet..MMmmm....

THANK YOU, FOR ALL THE COMMENTS! I KNOW, THAT YOU LOVE ME, SO MUCH! I LOVE YOU TOO! THANX, BUT NO THANX, ON HOW MY KIDS ARE GOING TO TURN OUT, WHEN THEY BECOME OLDER! AGAIN.......THANK YOU, AND FUCK ALL THE FAT ASSES, THAT STILL LIVE WITH THEIR MOTHER, CAN'T GET A DATE, AND STILL WEAR SPIDER MEN UNDERWEAR! FISTING, ISN'T A OPTION, LAME ASS! THANX!

Can there BE any more incipid comments thatn are on here. YOu are all a bunch of lazy office working, 9-5 secretaries with no brains, and too much time on your hands. Earn your pay, and shut your cockholes.

Last I checked his name was Jayden James FEDERLINE, not Spears. Whatever. Poor kid is still trailer trash.

OH MAN! Fifi is pretending to be Britney Spears! Want to know how I can tell? Look at the commas that are put in as though they are for decor and not as correctly used punctuation.

But then I chronically spew stupid shit about people I don't know at all. Hell, I say stupid shit about myself all the time, like complaining that someone is trying to make me seem gay, even though I just posted about fucking some guy's Dad in the ass. Now that I think about it, fucking dudes in the ass does make me kinda' homo. Hmmmm.

And by we, I mean I, because except for my very, very, very small penis, I don't have many friends. And by many, I mean any. And by friends, I mean people who don't spit on me.

I suck.

babie cute!!!!!!!!!!!!holding him with such love!!!isn't it cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

babie cute!!!!!!!!!!!!holding him with such love!!!isn't it cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

babie cute!!!!!!!!!!!!holding him with such love!!!isn't it cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

How was that picture taken this weekend? She has hair? There is no way that is a wig. Or does her hair just grow faster than the rest of us?

Looks like she's thinking "Where is the damn nanny? I'm done holding this kid."

Uh "Fifi"...calm down, idiot.