Bai Ling was spotted showing off her dance moves at Club Play for porn star Mary Carey's birthday party last Friday. And, really, all you other dancers should just give up. You can't compete with this. I imagine this is how God would dance. Assuming, of course, that God had no sense of rhythm and lost the use of his limbs in a horrible car accident.
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Reader Comments
1. jrzmommy - June 18, 2007 1:28 PM
I watched her dance and already I'm hungry again.
2. jrzmommy - June 18, 2007 1:29 PM
oh and FRIST bitches!
3. Boo-yaH - June 18, 2007 1:29 PM
Bai Ling sucky sucky at dancing.
4. Woodie - June 18, 2007 1:30 PM
#1 - Good one.
5. yeah right - June 18, 2007 1:31 PM
who the hell's bai ling? i think i say her at the front porch of my neighbor's house during halloween...comin out of the ground scarin kids and stuff...what the hell
6. veggi - June 18, 2007 1:32 PM
hmm. I almost had something to say before I fell asleeep and hit my head on my desk.
7. Lindsay - June 18, 2007 1:34 PM
Omg
She is too good
I could never compete
Her style and moves blind me with their greatness!
8. oh well - June 18, 2007 1:34 PM
@1 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
9. poorlycutpaperdoll - June 18, 2007 1:36 PM
her top is ridiculous as her dance
10. ada - June 18, 2007 1:36 PM
omg =))
11. Summer Kat - June 18, 2007 1:38 PM
Who the fuck is Bai Ling?
12. Bern - June 18, 2007 1:39 PM
Who lets an epileptic Asian boy into a porn star's party? Irresponsible.
13. Boba Fett - June 18, 2007 1:42 PM
Somebody help that girl.......she's having a seizure.
14. Coop - June 18, 2007 1:42 PM
Did anyone else watch long enough to see her molest the midget????
15. oh well - June 18, 2007 1:45 PM
But the best part is when she freaks a midget while "Closer" by NIN plays. yes, I really did type that correctly. A midget.
16. hollyj - June 18, 2007 1:46 PM
That's what cyanide poisoning looks like, folks.
17. cunnybrook - June 18, 2007 1:47 PM
@12 Bern I am one of the retards who went to your page and listlessly looked for the boob shot because I didn't actually read what you wrote. But I eventually found it and it was remarkable. Good job Bernie. As usual. Boobs galore.
18. lambman - June 18, 2007 1:47 PM
I love Bai Ling, she's just so refreshingly crazy...not drug addict anorexic car crashing crazy...but you know, the good kind
19. Quinn - June 18, 2007 1:48 PM
obviously HIGH
she's pathetic!!
20. DefinatelyTrying - June 18, 2007 1:50 PM
I would for sure hit that fast ass in a N.Y. minute.
21. Minefield - June 18, 2007 1:51 PM
She was at Mariah Carey's party- Bai Ling is obviously not in a good place right now. That's a hard fall for a girl who was once so well-known for her award winning roles in... and... you know...
22. Mr. Nice - June 18, 2007 1:51 PM
You guys suck.
She dances great. She looks good. This is a dance floor for christ's sake!!!!
She is having a good time and you guys are plain jealous. You can't shake your legs or asses.
23. Sarah - June 18, 2007 1:52 PM
COKE
24. jenny - June 18, 2007 1:55 PM
Is it possible that she's on drugs? Maybe? Perhaps? and haha @ 16
25. Jimbo - June 18, 2007 1:55 PM
@22 Mr. Nice - Bite Me!! Tell you mother I will give her the $20 I owe her after I hit the ATM machine. She love me long time!
26. canuck - June 18, 2007 2:01 PM
LOL #6!!!!
I would love to see her break it down on the same dancefloor as Lindsey Lohan while Lindsey was doing her awesome high kicks. But only with Britney in the corner changing outfits and underwear with...well...with anyone, apparently.
Yoko Ono rocks.
What an awesome video.
27. TaraT - June 18, 2007 2:02 PM
Hmm I wonder if she's part of the PR China gymnasts team for the next Olympic Games! They'd definitely win with her!
28. hacksaw - June 18, 2007 2:05 PM
Elaine Benes?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0
29. daylin - June 18, 2007 2:14 PM
Classic video with the midgets making an appearance. That's how the video of my birth went. I was born, then a midget busted in and started to dance around my cold, naked, sticky body!
FYI...that midget better go watch his face or else he might get a sexaually transmitted 3rd world disease from Bai Ling's crotch!
WASH UR FACE!
30. Kris - June 18, 2007 2:18 PM
Umm. Eww.
31. mirzu - June 18, 2007 2:25 PM
Cocaine is one hellava drug.
32. jrzmommy - June 18, 2007 2:32 PM
Jrztroll, you shoulda taken credit for that one yourself, in #1, that's pretty funny. Whenever I see Bai Ling, all I can say are stupid "Me so hohnee" jokes.
33. BlackBanana - June 18, 2007 2:36 PM
Wow, it's amazing how quickly this already outlandish display took on R-Kelly proportions with the inclusion of the midget.
jrzmommy, you totally earned the spit-take.
34. Ooba Gooba - June 18, 2007 2:40 PM
I missed the midget. I could only handle about 30 seconds of this.
35. Elaine Benis - June 18, 2007 2:43 PM
Dancing? It was more like a full body dry heave.
36. cracka - June 18, 2007 2:45 PM
She probably licked Lohan and is high as a kite....
But really.. i always see shit on her... who is she?
37. Kathleen - June 18, 2007 2:45 PM
She's clearly on ecstasy.
38. TigerLilly - June 18, 2007 2:46 PM
Peter and I like her because she looks something like me, dark hair, Indian skin, but I bet she a dirty little girl by the way she shakes it.
39. Hagar7 - June 18, 2007 2:46 PM
If I'd known that you could actually make a career out of being cast in one of the Star Wars prequels (as what the hell I couldn't say) and having your part end up on the cutting room floor, I'd have auditioned my damn self.
40. MDubs - June 18, 2007 2:55 PM
High as a KITE.
You know how I know?....
She is on the verge of humping a midget.
41. JigglyPop - June 18, 2007 3:01 PM
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Plus, while she was "dancing" with Smalley McShorty, did anyone else notice the DJ roll into "Go Shorty– It's yer Birfday"
Classic ownage by the DJ
42. earlystart - June 18, 2007 3:01 PM
Ok, so she dances a little funny, but i mean, who doesn't at some point when you're out and having fun? You guys must really be bored because there's nothing to see here.
43. krazihottkelli - June 18, 2007 3:02 PM
she lookz like one of thoze
little kidz in Indonezia that
are pimped out to fat American
zick=oz for $10.00..poor kid!
44. Josh Lavarn - June 18, 2007 3:04 PM
She's almost as good as Napoleon Dynamite.
45. ed - June 18, 2007 3:09 PM
everyone reacts differently to acid
46. jenster - June 18, 2007 3:15 PM
I heard angelina is trying to adopt her.
47. loci - June 18, 2007 3:16 PM
the dwarf knows he's in with a chance with a spastic, but he still has second thoughts.
can you be too uncool for a dwarf...do even little people have standards?
48. jrzmommy - June 18, 2007 3:21 PM
what's a spit-take?
49. Lowlands - June 18, 2007 3:28 PM
What you see here is a piece of history.From Maoistic parades to capitalistic moves.Or did she bathe in the river Yangtze?
50. Jewel - June 18, 2007 3:43 PM
She could be the next STAR WARS KID!
51. BaldAsBritney - June 18, 2007 3:52 PM
Her dancing expresses what yearns to be free in all of us.
In this case, a gigantic shit.
52. BaldAsBritney - June 18, 2007 3:54 PM
"do even little people have standards?"
Oh they have standards all right
Big standards.
53. polypam - June 18, 2007 3:56 PM
Why is this a surprise? In my experience, Asian girls can't dance.
Unless they belong to Gwen Stefani.
54. MrSemprini - June 18, 2007 3:56 PM
Flashing lights can often cause epileptic fits.
55. lalaland - June 18, 2007 3:56 PM
#21 its MARY Carey...not Mariah Carey, 2 very (not so much) different people...
56. Bogart - June 18, 2007 4:05 PM
That midget just put this video over the top!
57. woodhorse - June 18, 2007 4:15 PM
I was afraid those midgets wouldn't find any work after Paris' birthday party but my fears were groundless. The goats were invited to a barbeque in Crawford.
58. Dr.Bob - June 18, 2007 4:41 PM
Wow! She looks like a monkey wearing a vest! A coked-up, enraged monkey wearing a vest.. Where's PETA when ya need 'em?
BTW - that's a dwarf, not a midget
59. Miss Ashley - June 18, 2007 4:56 PM
Is this what Hollywood is like? Little People, crazy Asians, porn stars... I HAVE TO MOVE THERE! I'd fit right in.
60. Don Boogie - June 18, 2007 4:58 PM
She may be a horrible dancer but her title as "World's Skankiest Asian Broad" is still intact.
61. lickme - June 18, 2007 5:54 PM
What's with looking down the entire time? Apparently she can't keep her eyes off her astonishingly dancing feet.
62. Danklin - June 18, 2007 6:10 PM
I love how except for the midget there is like a 3 foot area between her and anyone else, be cause everyone is scare to death of getting an eye gouged out by flailing arms. My 4 year old cousin dances better than this.
63. yourface - June 18, 2007 6:27 PM
I probably dance like that when I'm drunk.
The only weird thing about this though, is that everyone is standing like five feet away. They probably made room for her to do a breakdancing move, but she forgot.
64. Binky - June 18, 2007 6:52 PM
I haven't seen moves like that since a doc I saw on the Discovery Channel.
I think it was called 'Trouble at the Ant Farm' or 'Ant Farms - Greatest Disasters' or something like that.
By the end of the show I realized I wasn't getting out enough.
65. Navdoug - June 18, 2007 7:03 PM
I dance like that. I had to stop though. People kept putting my wallet in my mouth and calling 911
66. soesghost - June 18, 2007 7:10 PM
Didn't Seinfeld end a few years back? So why is Elaine getting any coverage at all?
PS - The midget makes this an instant pucker classic
67. The Superfish guy is on coke - June 18, 2007 7:32 PM
Asians are known for sucking at two things: Driving and Dancing
68. Fazool - June 18, 2007 8:10 PM
Asian; the race rhythm forgot...
69. Fazool - June 18, 2007 8:10 PM
Asian; the race rhythm forgot...
70. Kai - June 18, 2007 8:16 PM
It's good that they slowed down the music, I'm not sure if the little person could've survived her dancing.
71. BaldAsBritney - June 18, 2007 8:46 PM
Question: Whats the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Answer: Very little
pa-ding!
72. DeeeDeee - June 18, 2007 9:57 PM
Daaaang - she's good. Now that's some shit! :)
73. yukadoozer - June 18, 2007 10:31 PM
what it is.
74. Crump Master - June 18, 2007 10:53 PM
She's crumping, you fools!
75. ctti - June 18, 2007 11:02 PM
I see an ugly monkey with fits & the world's worst dress sense.
Plus, she was on the verge of dry humping the midget. EW?
76. shaun - June 19, 2007 4:31 AM
the funniest bit was when the little man made an appearance right when the "go shorty" song came on
77. Kamiki - June 19, 2007 5:33 AM
Holy mother of God give that girl some food, she makes Nicole Richie look like, Ricky Lake. (is Ricki Lake still fat?) well you know someone fattish. Horrible, I won't even mention the dancing - it speaks for itself.
78. techclerk - June 19, 2007 5:56 AM
Everybody have fun tonight.
Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
79. jrzmommy - June 19, 2007 8:57 AM
65 and 68 (and 69): That's some funny shit you two said.
80. BANGBANG - June 19, 2007 4:27 PM
Is that Britney I see in the background? You know, the oversized, chubby one, with skin hanging off the back of her unfitting white dress.
81. meee - June 19, 2007 4:27 PM
god that was painful.
82. jbird - June 19, 2007 9:39 PM
This is going to sound awfully snarky & racist, but I've met enouhg Asians to know that they simply have NO sense of rythm or timing. A few of us were once trying to get a few Asian girls to join us in a some basic side-to-side/clap to the beat moves and they simply couldn't pull it togehter. EVER. When a white girl says you can't dance, then HONEY YOU CAIN'T DANCE! BTW, someone should tell her that that old email adage that went "Dance as though no one's looking" shouldn't be taken so seriously.
83. Kaye Amul - June 19, 2007 9:41 PM
What the...
I think my eyes just melted.
84. TigerLilly - June 20, 2007 1:42 PM
I think we'll kidnap this crazy little girl and fly away with her. She can dance with us.
85. ajax - June 20, 2007 10:04 PM
i apologize on behalf of china...
86. JoeMama - June 20, 2007 11:59 PM
Dance well or not, she's still one of the sexiest women on the planet. So she likes midgets, that just means that she is a freak.
87. asupremenewyorkthing - June 22, 2007 4:28 AM
AH HA HA HA HA! oh god
88. mimz - June 22, 2007 8:56 AM
chik looks like shes on pingers! crazy asian...
89. dissonance42 - June 22, 2007 3:05 PM
OH MY GOD! It was terrible enough already, and then the midget comes in. It's almost like she wanted people to think she has completly lost her mind.
90. dissonance42 - June 22, 2007 3:05 PM
OH MY GOD! It was terrible enough already, and then the midget comes in. It's almost like she wanted people to think she has completly lost her mind.
91. Rodney - June 28, 2007 6:40 AM
who the hell is she?
92. TheExpatriot - July 6, 2007 8:11 PM
Not to sound racist or stuff, but I dated a few Chinese girls, and all of them (but one) danced like that. Like a fucking praying mantis. Fortunately they never bit my head off, but it sure felt like it.
93. Kathy - October 29, 2007 11:44 PM
I wish I had the guts to do that on the dance floor.
94. jim stevens - January 26, 2008 12:14 PM
who the fuck is bai ling
95. chase - March 31, 2008 12:15 AM
Havent you guys heard of google, if one more person says who is bai ling...look it up foolios. I remember her from The Crow, classic line as she looks at a woman's dead body on her and her boyfriends bed and says "I think we broke her".
Seems like tons of he pics are nipple shots. Yes she is too damn skinny, and the dancing is just not even worth mentioning...obviously high as a kite.