Jun 1 2007Avril Lavigne loves the paparazzi
The always pleasant Avril Lavgine was spotted leaving the Roosevelt Hotel giving paparazzi the finger. Man, what a lady. I read somewhere they were going to ask her to write the Miss Manners column, but were afraid everybody would get discouraged when nobody could live up to the example she'd set. I believe their exact words were, "Her manners! They're too mannerly! She's too mannerful!" And then they just repeatedly screamed "manners" for three hours straight. I dunno, I guess that's what they do in the newspaper business.

Reader Comments
1. viv - June 1, 2007 6:59 PM
looks like ashlee simpson
2. Angry Ferret Jones - June 1, 2007 7:06 PM
SECNOD!
3. Angry Ferret Jones - June 1, 2007 7:09 PM
Wow! What a total Punk! So rebellious!
I'd like to watch a real musician knock her to the ground, shave her head, do a line of blow off of her ass, then deliver a nice warm steamer on her chest.
But, that's just me reaching for the stars.
AFJ
4. FRIST!!! - June 1, 2007 7:10 PM
I don't think she necessarily means to flip people off every single day, I think maybe her hand has tourrette's. Let's give her the benefit of the doubt, people!!!
Ok, I gotta go mow my lawn, before Whammer Jammer beats the shit out me.
I'll be back if you're lucky
Are ya feelin lucky?
Oh wait, that's right...nobody gives a shit
Bye!!!!
5. Your Mom - June 1, 2007 7:14 PM
I hate her. What a douche.
6. Fifth Stooge - June 1, 2007 7:16 PM
She can stick that finger up her ass.
7. Chauncey Gardner - June 1, 2007 7:17 PM
Why aren't there more violently insane celebrity stalkers than there appears to be? It seems like more people should be mowing these arrogant, moronic cock-sockets down when they step out in public.
8. BarbadoSlim - June 1, 2007 7:21 PM
This is one nasty, nasty-ass, little cunt.
9. Angry Ferret Jones - June 1, 2007 7:22 PM
"cock-sockets"
That's some funny shit right there...
10. Fifth Stooge - June 1, 2007 7:23 PM
#2- Wow Ferret, that's your second SECNOD of the day. I'll bet you will be bragging to all your friends down at the Loyal Order of The Angry Ferret tonight.
11. Missmara19 - June 1, 2007 7:24 PM
Its Avril'avashlee simpson.
12. Angry Ferret Jones - June 1, 2007 7:26 PM
#10 - You recall the days of the L.O.A.F.? That was blogs and blogs ago. You just may be a fucking hipster after all!
There is a tear in my eye...
13. Angry Ferret Jones - June 1, 2007 7:27 PM
AND - if you were a member of the L.O.A.F you must also have a gigantic and well-shaped cock. Bully for you!
14. BarbadoSlim - June 1, 2007 7:27 PM
#3 I propose the deed be done by Pink with her huge meaty dick.
15. Angry Ferret Jones - June 1, 2007 7:30 PM
Slim, can you imagine that? Pink would make yogurt out of this talentless hack. I would pay good money for that.
16. Fifth Stooge - June 1, 2007 7:31 PM
I vaguely remember something about the L.O.A.F.
Don't let this trip down memory lane make you the Happy Ferret Jones. You must stay angry in these trying times.
17. Angry Ferret Jones - June 1, 2007 7:34 PM
True. Maybe I'll go punch a Nun in the throat just to get my energy level back up.
YOU HEARD ME FUCKERS, NUN-THROAT PUNCHES!!!
18. Celebrityoops.tv - June 1, 2007 7:34 PM
What a Bi@tch!
19. Brock Landers - June 1, 2007 7:36 PM
Eh, I've never been such a fan of hers. The other dumb blond singers are much hotter than her. She's nothing more than a bukkake candidate to me.
20. Angry Ferret Jones - June 1, 2007 7:39 PM
Brock, your site link has given me such wood that I offer up my only sister to you for your efforts.
21. Scorcher - June 1, 2007 7:42 PM
Is it possible to be less important than this bleached-blonde, bad-teethed midget?
22. Fifth Stooge - June 1, 2007 7:45 PM
#17- I'm all for punching a Nun, but only in the cooter.
Speaking of punching cooters...
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/
23. Angry Ferret Jones - June 1, 2007 7:47 PM
GOGF!!!!!
Semper Fi Stoogie!!!!
24. Angry Ferret Jones - June 1, 2007 7:53 PM
Looks like the 'Punch was out of business around the same time I was. Coweenkeedink!
25. Binky - June 1, 2007 8:00 PM
Actually I agree with AL here.
I don't like the paparazzi either - unless they're catching a decent nip slip (hummm...just kidding mom) or they're from 'We Are Change dot org'
But her hockey socks ? Looks like she still supports the Leafs ! What a disgrace. Wake up girlfriend !
26. hollyj - June 1, 2007 8:02 PM
She and Victoria Beckham are competing for 'The #1 Biggest Pig Nose in the World.' Place your vote before it's too late
27. MissDior17 - June 1, 2007 8:30 PM
Avril Lavigne thinks she has it all figured out at 21 or however the fuck old she is. C'mon, she used to be a "skater punk" who hated girly girls and now she's "just growing up and becoming a woman". I think she should shut her Paris Hilton [as she fucked her husband before Avril, her remains on Deryck still exist] coated cum filled mouth before she makes a total hypocrite of herself.
28. Hollywood Agent - June 1, 2007 8:32 PM
If this nobody doesn't want her picture taken, she shouldn't be in the entertainment business where everyone is considered a public figure.
No one is stopping her from going to work at the Hollywood Waste Management Company. I heard that they are currently hiring used-to-be almost-famous nobodies for good paying trash collection jobs.
29. Lopelus - June 1, 2007 8:47 PM
Atleast she's keeping her diseases in her mouth this time.
News flash, April, no one respects your "profession" either.
30. Ali - June 1, 2007 8:53 PM
I second 1 and 3 LOL
31. ali - June 1, 2007 8:54 PM
hey look at me i write songs 4 years after gwen stefani that sound exactly like her and live to bash britney and ashlee yet grow my hair out juuuust like them. psycho idol love hate shit avril. seriously, youre not fooling anyone. blows my mind.
32. Dom - June 1, 2007 9:21 PM
good canadian girl. show 'em americon punks.
33. ssdd - June 1, 2007 9:24 PM
The Bitch needs to remember that the paparazzi helped to make her "famous"... She best hope and pray they continue to EVEN want to take pictures.. otherwise, the public will forget about her.
34. Danny - June 1, 2007 9:25 PM
I'd really like to see her bare feet. And o, I don't think that's weird.
35. Laughing at jerks - June 1, 2007 9:25 PM
I've been thinking about it.. I think I'd willingly do hard time if I could punch her in the teeth.. with a 2x4.. that had nails sticking out every which way.. and the nails were covered with poison... poisonous poison
36. Fifth Stooge - June 1, 2007 9:35 PM
#23- Semper Fi, what is that? Always Painful?
37. Binky - June 1, 2007 9:54 PM
I agree #32, but she still hasn't pulled on an
'9-11 Inside Job' t-shirt
'For When the Finger Just Won't Do'
(and watch the paps clear - fast)
38. no1justminda - June 1, 2007 10:01 PM
Oh Avril, you're such a badass. Hey hey, you you, I don't like your "music"
39. amalie - June 1, 2007 10:02 PM
She's a TOOL. Nobody cares, shes a has been, and her music sucks!!! She's just pissed no one gives a damn about her...
40. captain obvious - June 1, 2007 10:04 PM
Jeez, I totally thought that was Ashley Simpson when I first saw the photo. I have to admit, I have some Avril cd's and really do like her singing. But as far as her personality; it seems like she's somewhat of a bitchy poser. I've heard her bash the blonde look many times, and yet there she is, with seriously blonde hair, and on many occasions wearing kinda slutty clothes, etc. I think she's a pretty girl, but needs an attitude adjustment.
41. imran karim - June 1, 2007 10:18 PM
mannnnn
imran karim
42. Crap Tonight - June 1, 2007 10:19 PM
What we have here folks is..
an idiot
43. SEXY INDONESIAN IMMIGRANT - June 1, 2007 10:32 PM
SHE IZ SO UGLI I AM SEXIER THAN HER LOOK @ MY PIX
44. me0w - June 1, 2007 10:39 PM
She could've just screamed "FUCK YOU!!" to the paparrazzi, but that wouldn't have made a good photo, so she did it in sign language so everyone will see that she's a hard core rock n roll bitch. I am so impressed.
Avril you are so punk rock! Pink and Ashlee are only posers, but you are the real deal. rock on, Avril! You rebel, you sk8ter punk. I headbang to your music! Everyones gonna mosh at your next show. can't wait.
45. me0w - June 1, 2007 10:43 PM
that outfit is so ugly. Look at her socks and her cropped pants and that bag.
46. bungoone - June 1, 2007 10:45 PM
the sad part is her & her friend are giggling. if she was as much of a bad ass as she thinks, she wouldn't be all "tee hee hee i flipped them off!" fucking tards.
47. isitin - June 1, 2007 11:19 PM
She makes us Canadians look bad, dumb bitch.
48. elle - June 1, 2007 11:23 PM
i can't believe i hate someone more than paris hilton. i can't believe someone could be this odious without murdering someone. she probably would murder wouldn't she? she would probably kill sid vicious because he 'isn't punk enough...like me. cos i'm punk....what? sid vicious is dead? yeah uh...i knew that. cos he's like totally reincarnated in my body. that's why i act so fuckin' punk...ish. suck on that. fuck and that"
49. violeteyes - June 1, 2007 11:23 PM
She's more embarrassing than Celine Dion. Don't worry 47, she's a celebrity, it doesn't count.
50. katmorres - June 1, 2007 11:26 PM
She forgot her manners in public. I love your rock type baby… but seems not fit.
51. greatestntheworld - June 1, 2007 11:50 PM
The finger? That's nothing. If she really wants to piss them off, she should point a 9mm H&K at them. Then she should pull the trigger repeatedly. I hear that pisses the paparazzi off a lot, like throwing a rock in a hornet nest.
52. krazihottkelli - June 2, 2007 12:06 AM
shez the only decent thing
that came from up North...
she iz so much better than
Lohan, Spearz,....
so much more talent and isn't
afraid to sing for real..Brittney!
letz not forget, writez her own
songz from the beginning...
Avril,,pleaze tell Spearz
that I found out where to
get great extenzionz...
India, for $5,000...
cheapazz Brittney, get some...
53. annie - June 2, 2007 12:18 AM
oh please. she should be grateful that the paparazzis are following her at all. the piece of bread i ate this morning is more popular than her.
54. krazihottkelli - June 2, 2007 12:28 AM
yea, shez way more
popular than Brittney...
shez on TV in a couple
minutez promoting her (NEW CD)//
DID U HEAR THAT BRITTNEY...NEW CD...
YEA, THAT\Z WHAT POPULAR PEOPLE DO,
SING THEIR SONGZ AND FREAKIN WRITE
NEW SHIT...WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR
YOUR OLD SHIT FROM YEARZ AGO....
AT LEAST AVRIL KEEPZ MAKING NEW
SONGZ AND PERFORMING THEM ON TV..
BRITTNEY IS NEVER ON TV BECOZ SHE
HAZ NO TALENT AND NOTHING NEW TO
PROMOTE...SHIT THEY DON'T EVEN WANT
BRITTNEY FOR A MOVIE OR ANYTHING..
AND COKE, ALCOHOL AND JAIL..I
GUEZZ THATZ WHAT #53 THINKZ IZ
POPULAR,WHAT A DUMB BITCH...
U R BRITTNEY OR HER CRONIE...
55. Binky - June 2, 2007 12:52 AM
# 47, #49,
Not everyone wants to bow to the NWO and the drivel crew.
Any comments 'Canadians' ?
56. Binky - June 2, 2007 1:00 AM
Where'd you go ?
Cowards.
57. D - June 2, 2007 1:06 AM
Who the hell is Avril Lavgine?
58. you're all idiots - June 2, 2007 1:26 AM
You people here are nimrods, all name calling as you sit there and eat bags and bags of chips saying how all these stupid little sluts are so much less then you...
A bunch of fat bald 40 yr old men with cameras annoying jostling for the shot...knocking over anyone in their way to do it, or just flat out invading privacy...
Avril is annoyed and shows what she is saying so that everyone looking at the pictures is clear of what she is thinking.
If Britney, Paris and LL died today this site would have fugall to write about and most of you losers would slice your wrists. The world would be a better place and Darwin will have one.
Sheeple.
59. karen - June 2, 2007 1:28 AM
what a rebel! gimme a break with the finger. she makes her living singing pop music.
60. Rushzilla - June 2, 2007 2:09 AM
Dear # 54, learn how to fucking spell asswipe.
Either way, I'm saddened by this horrible misrepresenatation of Canadian music. Is wear on Ontario's behalf that we do have real musicians, and when they flip the bird I'm alright with it.
This is asinine. Eventually her legions of "punk" (re: pop) followers will realize what kind of jackass writes music like this and claims that she isn't pop.
She's a liar.
Her warble was better off when she stuck to country.
Fuck I hate this bitch.
61. juzt=call=me=zyb=all - June 2, 2007 3:03 AM
MIA IZ A RETARD..
!!! iz A smelly crotch...
@@@ iz A booger eater.....
### iz A freakWhoFuckzSatan..
$$$ iz A fatWhoreBigMacEater.....
%%% iz A winnerOfSauzageEating....
^^^ iz A loverOfMcDonaldzDriveThru...
&&& iz A BlueBerryGirlFromWillyWonka..
*** iz A U=Zuck=Bitch.................
62. Binky - June 2, 2007 3:04 AM
Public at LARGE: Binky - That's not the Ritchie finger ! She's just flashing a few 'squibs'.
Binky: Oh > Right. "Squibs".
I used to think "Squibs" was the Octopus who used to play with Flipper. (Was Dennis Weaver in that show ?)
Reality is trying to take 'Squibs' away from us - those bastards.
63. Binky - June 2, 2007 3:18 AM
OOOOPs !!! Ritchie ?
(Ok - maybe I don't always read the top part and have mixed my Nicole 'finger' with my Avril 'finger' - pass the popcorn)
It's the same five or so 'NWO icons'. Sooner or later they're all going to have to produce -
Which celebs will survive ?
Chuck Sheen and Rosie and... ?
64. Binky - June 2, 2007 3:32 AM
Well. Ok . One of my last links starts out ok- but about after an hour or so you get a guy that probably needs a shower.
He's from the Zionist NWO - likely. But that's where I turned it off. Let me know what happens.
Sorry for the unexplored link.
This isn't 'Pirate Master' apparently
65. GamerEdie - June 2, 2007 3:42 AM
Two words:
Avril who?
66. Binky - June 2, 2007 3:49 AM
#65 It's - 'Avril : the finger is easier than mentioning 9-11 - Sk8er Boy' Lavgine
67. Binky - June 2, 2007 3:58 AM
Public at LARGE: "I used to think "Squibs" was the Octopus who used to play with Flipper." You're an innocent man Binky. You're an innocent man.
Binky : Thank God there's one left.
68. Guy - June 2, 2007 3:59 AM
Looks like she succeeded in getting more attention, sorry about everyone on here being tricked my her! :3
69. binky - June 2, 2007 4:06 AM
So Guy #68 - what's you opinion on 9-11 ?
Inside job ?
70. Guy - June 2, 2007 4:36 AM
I don't know, nor care, I live in the UK.
(Yeah, I know that it is only negative attention she is getting, I was just joking.)
71. Binky - June 2, 2007 4:42 AM
I guess 'Guy' got off at 4 (EST?)
No comment.
C'est la vie.
(The French ? That's for you Mia and the other Quebec chick 'Julia'? x - as long as you shave) x
72. Binky - June 2, 2007 4:48 AM
Well how about Iraq ? And the WMD ?
Tony... and Gordon's welcome of the NWO ?
Over 50 Canadians have died in Afghanistan - how many Brits ?
Still don't care ?
73. Guy - June 2, 2007 4:59 AM
I do wish they would withdraw the troops away from Iraq, my brother is currently stationed there.
74. Lonny - June 2, 2007 4:59 AM
Yeah Guy - where DID you go ?
75. Guy - June 2, 2007 5:02 AM
I am not sure what you are talking about...
You must be confusing me with some other user called Guy on here?
I rarely comment on posts here.
76. A - June 2, 2007 5:33 AM
oh wow!Everybody, look at her cool black nail polish! hahaha
ya know, I liked black nail polish once,
when I was a 12 year old wannabegoth that is.
77. Rach - June 2, 2007 8:46 AM
well..she has the guts to do that...you always try to find bad things abt these celebrities. if anyone here is angelic and never did anything like giving the finger to someone...than you can actually say anything but not when 99% of the ppl here actually did it!
78. Rob - June 2, 2007 9:00 AM
Avril's a bitch anyways. At her wedding, Deryck's grandmother fainted from the heat and being dehydrated right after the ceremony while some pictures were being taken of the bridal party on the other side of the property. Deryck came rushing down to see how she was, while Avril never bothered to check, obviously not concerned about the health of her guests. You can even see the photos if you'd like...they're the bunch of her standing by herself while her new husband goes to see if his grandmother was in trouble. Classy.
79. Melissa - June 2, 2007 9:04 AM
Nice nail-polish!
80. Kris - June 2, 2007 9:47 AM
She thinks she's so badass. What a little bitch.
81. shanipie - June 2, 2007 9:51 AM
Its funny becuz she acts all pissed because the paparazzi are always paying attention to morons like Britney or Paris or Lindsey. So she's gotta act all "annoyed" when they are taking her picture when really she's like all giddy inside like a little kid about to get a huge ice cream cone.
Holy shit they're taking MY picture, I better act like I hate the attention.
Meanwhile they are just taking her picture cuz all the other little hollywoodhoes are still asleep from their clubbing the night before.
I'll bet some of the Paparazzi spot her and are all like, "eh, 20 feet is way to far to walk just to get Avrils picture, I just won't pay rent this week"
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83. imen - June 2, 2007 10:13 AM
whatever she dos this singer will still my idol in the contrary i really liked this behavior
its soooooooooooooooooo avril lavigne
with her punjk rock style
84. imen - June 2, 2007 10:13 AM
whatever she dos this singer will still my idol in the contrary i really liked this behavior
its soooooooooooooooooo avril lavigne
with her punjk rock style
85. imen - June 2, 2007 10:13 AM
whatever she dos this singer will still my idol in the contrary i really liked this behavior
its soooooooooooooooooo avril lavigne
with her punjk rock style
86. PxRxD - June 2, 2007 10:15 AM
She's such a spoilt bitch, does anyone remember the article on here when she said she is annoyed that the Paparazzi doesn't focus on her, they always photograph Paris Hilton etc, so she gets her chance and flips the camera off? She needs to get a life.
87. BarbadoSlim - June 2, 2007 10:23 AM
@58...sory to bust your bubble, Avril, but your music sucks, you are a posseur, and un ugly little troll.
We are also better than you in EVERY POSSIBLE WAY. And we will not slice anything except salami on the day LL dies 'cause we will have a HUGE party.
88. frank - June 2, 2007 10:24 AM
what was she doing at the roosevelt hotel? is there a club or bar in it? was lindsey photographed coming out of there recently, too?
89. BarbadoSlim - June 2, 2007 10:26 AM
*sorry
*an
*you still suck
90. no1justminda - June 2, 2007 10:26 AM
That guy's tie and her bag match...tell me that wasn't planned!!
91. sandy - June 2, 2007 10:32 AM
Once you make your first million dollars you pretty much don't qualify as PUNK. Or hardcore in any way, especially when you're a bubble gum pop singer. get over it. grow up.
92. krazihottkelli - June 2, 2007 11:11 AM
shit alot of hollywood still
wearz black polizh...
az far az that finger goez..
yea, some old bitch flicked
me off in traffic the other
day...if 89 yr. oldz can do,
then whatz the big deal aboout
the finger!
93. Screaming Viking - June 2, 2007 11:40 AM
This attitude would disappear after a thick 8 in her shoot.
94. Guy - June 2, 2007 12:05 PM
@58
Can't you see she is smiling whilst swearing? She isn't affected one bit by it, and just craves more.
95. Dionysion - June 2, 2007 12:28 PM
Y'all are just pissed because she isn't playing the American "I-am-a-whore" game. Good going Avril. Fuck you, with class. Idiots!
96. Aja - June 2, 2007 12:34 PM
It's sad how she thinks doing that makes her look rebellious. meanwhile she complains that they don't give her enough attention. I'd like to kick her right in her poseur twat.
97. gina - June 2, 2007 12:35 PM
I'm surprised she doesn't throw cans of beans at the paparzzi like Hugh Grant lol!
http://www.innerdrama.com
98. MissDior17 - June 2, 2007 12:49 PM
Proof that avril wants to be a hollywood whore [britney, lindsay and paris]:
- She dyed her hair blonde
- She writes a song about stealing someone's boyfriend.
- She's a bubble gum pop star.
- She tried to show her underwear but failed.
- she craves attention.
Lindsay, Paris and Britney are better than her because:
- their songs don't have the words "lyke totally omgz lulz"
- the paparazzi actually gives them attention.
- they have friends.
I live in Canada and I hate this shitter to bits. I wish she'd just fuck off with her husband so I don't have to hear about the country singer anymore.
99. Gas With Oily Discharge - June 2, 2007 12:51 PM
Avril Lavinge is a Canadian piece of shit.
100. frenchie - June 2, 2007 1:26 PM
83-85 Please learn how to spell and form coherent sentences. Press the "post your comments" button only once.
I'm sure it's not a stretch to say people often wonder if you are stupid. Perhaps you should keep your mouth shut so as not to remove all doubt.
101. bob - June 2, 2007 1:27 PM
It's hard to feel empathy for someone five feet tall and with a chipmunk voice. Whenever I hear her shrieks or giggles or songs, I jump outta my seat, thinking, "Oh, shit, where did I leave that rat poison?!"
102. schack - June 2, 2007 1:46 PM
she's so punk rock!
103. shanipie - June 2, 2007 2:22 PM
BTW I totally agree, Mia is a shitface hahaha.
104. menotu - June 2, 2007 2:36 PM
so, does this stupid bitch even realize that without the paps and her stupid screaming 13-17 year old fans she'd be nothing? way to to show some gratittude, i guess they never grow up.
105. darit - June 2, 2007 2:36 PM
WHAT THE FUCK ARE U WEARING STUPID GIRL...i swear to god i dressed like that in 6th grade... I HATE AVRIL LAVIGNE SO MUCH PLEASE SOMEONE REMOVE HER from earth
106. Guy - June 2, 2007 3:01 PM
I am just groaning so much at people saying she is 'punk rock', please jump off a cliff.
107. Holly - June 2, 2007 3:29 PM
she seems to be a very nasty person.
i think we should boycott her instead of spending millions of dollars supporting that peice of crap.
108. schack - June 2, 2007 4:03 PM
Guy- i'm pretty sure we're all being SARCASTIC. she's about as punk rock as the new GAP scent "anarchy red."
109. Guy - June 2, 2007 4:08 PM
Thank goodness, but you can never be sure on here...
110. gracie - June 2, 2007 5:05 PM
Ummmm last time I checked shopping at Hot Topic was out.
111. CheChe - June 2, 2007 6:45 PM
Is it really necessary to flash your IQ?
112. mandy - June 2, 2007 8:07 PM
You're an idiot. Whenever someone poses for the camera (i.e. Lindsay Lohan) you make fun of them and when they don't want to be photographed you make fun of them. I understand you are supposed to be making fun of people, but pick a side here. You have become very boring and predictable, whereas you used to be interesting and funny.
113. StarFish - June 2, 2007 8:22 PM
She looks like one of those Donkeys in Mexico that they paint like a Zebra. But, Donkeys behave better in public.
114. hungmaster - June 2, 2007 9:00 PM
DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHEN AVRIL'S SEXTAPE IS GOING TO BE COMING OUT? I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET.
115. MissPMS - June 2, 2007 10:27 PM
The most shameful thing to come out of Canada since Pamela Anderson.
Someone PLEASE put Avril on the next flight to Ontario...America doesn't like her, nor did they ever in the first place.
116. uglyassboy - June 2, 2007 10:51 PM
Rebellion...Avril is thy name!
117. Sumofabitch - June 2, 2007 11:05 PM
Eh. I'd still fuck the living shit out of her.
118. SEXY INDONESIAN IMMIGRANT - June 3, 2007 12:07 AM
SHE IZ SOO UGLI I AM HOTTER THAN HER
119. SEXY INDONESIAN IMMIGRANT - June 3, 2007 12:08 AM
SHE IZ SOO UGLY I AM HOTTER THAN HER LOOK @ MY PAGE AND ADD ME
120. Peachez - June 3, 2007 1:06 AM
You know, she talks so much shit about Britney and how she thinks Britney can avoid the paparazzi, and then she complains she hates the paparazzi, yet she's photographed quite often. The joke is, she talks shit about Britney all the time, but she's not even a blip on Britney's radar. Stupid cunt.
121. Slippery Jim - June 3, 2007 1:10 AM
Ignoring the usual insults from Americans when the topic is anything but AmeriKKKa, Avril is such a poser.
You don't get any more manufactured than Avril. Her record label attached a band to her and suddenly she is a star because she pretends to have attitude.
122. amanda o - June 3, 2007 1:32 AM
Avril should eat shit and die, in no particular order (of course).
123. Fifth Stooge - June 3, 2007 8:58 AM
#122- According to your pics you spend alot of time in bars. What do you expect to find at the bottom of a glass?
124. malice in wonderland - June 3, 2007 9:12 AM
She can pretend to be as punk rock as she wants, but I still remember the day she asked a friend of mine to be the drummer in the COUNTRY band she was trying to put together. Last time I checked, country did not equal punk..unless I'm really out of touch.
125. mrs_tinkerbell_pan - June 3, 2007 10:16 AM
canada is her only problem, she can sing and write music,unlike Britney. at least she has a band and is seen on TV regularly.
126. a - June 3, 2007 10:24 AM
Avril can't sing OR write music. She sucks. She's a joke.
127. Meaghan - June 3, 2007 10:56 AM
Avril Lavigne is so badass and hardcore. I especially find the way she can't even flip people off properly (look at her hand, that's not how position your fingers) especially badass and hardcore. Celebrities are so dumb, someone should give them a few real life lessons on how to do real life everyday things, (like flip people off). Time and time again I see celebrities trying to be cool by flipping someone off, but 90% of them never do it right. When flipping someone off, all fingers should be upright to the knuckle, where you then fold them down. They shouldn't all be down past the middle finger, making you look like some kind of retarded cripple. They should all be touching the middle finger as well. Dumb asses
128. surfergirls07 - June 3, 2007 11:16 AM
Isn't America great to let singers make money in our country even though people think that they suck....including the people from their own country.
129. BarbadoSlim - June 3, 2007 11:57 AM
@125 yes, a "writer" who can forget, let's take a peek shall we:
"..Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend..."
Oh yes, she's a regular Jane Austen.
PS: You are too stupid to live, please kill yourself immediately and DO NOT reproduce.
130. Sky - June 3, 2007 12:06 PM
i still think she is pretty hot though
131. BarbadoSlim - June 3, 2007 12:09 PM
@130...haven't questioned her capabilities as a cumrag. Knock yourself out buddy :)
132. Alexandra - June 3, 2007 12:24 PM
honestly i'm tired of this weekend break stuff.
133. Giomon_Rocks - June 3, 2007 2:28 PM
Uhhhh did I miss something because I thought that Avril's 15 minutes were up. Don't you have to be totally famous in order to even have the right to flip off the cameras? The paparazzi probably mistook her for Britney Spears or something. What a silly bitch.
#129- LMFAO!!!
134. Blue Eyes to AFJ - June 3, 2007 3:13 PM
Hilarious. She is such a twat.
135. to 127 - June 3, 2007 3:16 PM
You are neurotic and, hmmm, a bit analytical. Who's the retard? Yeah. That's right.
136. evian_baby - June 3, 2007 3:30 PM
RICHPORT
RICHPORT
RICHPORT
RICHPORT
WHERE ARE YOU?
WE NEED YOU HERE
failing that... danielle???
*breaks down in tears
137. krazihottkelli - June 3, 2007 4:20 PM
Canada can kizz my azz!!!!!!
Izn't that place nothing but
woodz and water...soundz like
"Wrong Turn" people.....
her parentz are probably married//
like miaz.....
138. violeteyes - June 3, 2007 5:39 PM
Hey Binky, are you there?
139. Svenny Bo Benny - June 3, 2007 5:47 PM
Someone needs to run up to her and punch her right in the face....HARD!
140. techclerk - June 3, 2007 7:45 PM
Why iz it zo hard 4 ewe to type the letter "s" when itz zo cloze 2 "z" on the keyboard?
141. techclerk - June 3, 2007 7:47 PM
She looks like the ugly version of ashley simpson's doppleganger
142. Dawn - June 3, 2007 8:41 PM
Notice the celebrities who scream: 'I HATE THE PRESS, GET OFF MY BACK BIATCHES!' and are then photographed flipping the bird OR *pretending* to look nonchalent are usually the talentless ones.
Please honey, the paparazzi are your friends.Without 'em, the masses wouldn't be the least bit intrigues you talentless li'l runt.
The ones with REAL talent usually don't joinin the circus party
143. Binky - June 3, 2007 9:09 PM
#138 I'm here now.
But judging from the drivel above - my evil twin made an appearance earlier in the weekend.
(I mean that 'moonjuice' (TM) crap writing is worse than the MTV movie awards)
144. Binky - June 3, 2007 9:17 PM
'Squibs'
1 a : a short humorous or satiric writing or speech b : a short news item; especially : FILLER
2 a : a small firecracker b : a broken firecracker in which the powder burns with a fizz
3 : a small electric or pyrotechnic device used to ignite a charge
4 : a cute little octopus who used to play with Flipper.
I'll take Door #4 Monty.
145. amanda o - June 3, 2007 9:46 PM
#123 - The only way I see in the world is through the bottom of a glass.
146. leah - June 3, 2007 9:51 PM
She's a stupid cunt slut whore that is just of a publicity cunt as paris hilton. Yeah she's so punk rock. Have you seen her last video? she is singing about becoming someone's bitch with paris hilton extentions and pink tips. she can go fuck herself.
147. nagger please - June 3, 2007 11:00 PM
On the web I see countless young male negroes assaulting old people. Why can't a jungle bunny assault Avril?
148. annie - June 3, 2007 11:27 PM
>>#54: im the dumb one when you couldn't even recognize an 'S' from a 'Z'? 'Jezuz!'
i don't give a shit about Britney or Avril. They both suck and their music is trash.
>> im just saying that that punk loser should be thankful that she still gets attention despite her obvious lack of talent.
149. haru - June 4, 2007 12:55 AM
Instead of flicking off the paparazzi maybe she should embrace them. We never REALLY see her face do we? She did disappear for what? 3 years?
THEN after the paparazzi have SERIOUSLY invaded her privacy can she start flicking off the camera. She's not provocative, her music is not politically driven (at least not what I've heard..boyfriend? skater boy?)& isn't angst ridden. What is she flicking them off for? Come on, stop trying to Punk.
150. supposably - June 4, 2007 3:35 AM
Oh, Paris is in Jail already.
They are never going to forgive you for being this late Fishy.
It just came up as "breaking news" on my tv.... *vomits*
151. NH - June 4, 2007 7:19 AM
Crazy bitch can't even give the finger right.
152. Salla - June 4, 2007 8:28 AM
Oh c'mon I need more updates. I'm addicted. Blond hair doesn't suit Avril because her skin tone is awful.. so.. reddish?
next!
NEXT!
153. techclerk - June 4, 2007 8:54 AM
next
154. krazihottkelli - June 4, 2007 9:23 AM
the TV said Pariz
haz to stay in that
cell all day except
for 1 hour, when she
showerz and watchez TV....
hell yea, that would kill me
and I not spoiled like that bitch...
155. bungoone - June 4, 2007 9:31 AM
77, you missed the point entirely.
since when does it take guts to flip someone off? i do it regularly. it's required when you drive on the same streets as new yorkers.
156. radically4peace - June 4, 2007 9:38 AM
I guess fake hair and cheesey "punk rock" clothing doesn't get you too far in life...
157. lauren - June 4, 2007 10:17 AM
that's ashlee simpson y'all
158. Jimbo ∞ - June 4, 2007 10:24 AM
This is the happiest day of my life. the only thing that will make it better is the news the Paris got shanked
159. frenchie - June 4, 2007 10:57 AM
Where are the new posts! This shit is boring.
160. jenster - June 4, 2007 11:27 AM
Goddamnit that bitch is such a tool.
161. Josh Lavarn - June 4, 2007 12:16 PM
This girl is the queen of all posers. Worst song ever made in western society is that SK8ER BOI piece of fecal matter.
This dork started out in music singing heehaw country kitchen music at flee markets. She purchases all her "anti-society goth" clothes at fat cat corporate ceo stores like Hot Topic made for poser preps like her. Total faker and always will be.
162. lavy - June 5, 2007 9:42 AM
She's hot!
163. ssdd - June 5, 2007 11:22 AM
New topics? Looking at this ska8ter boi bitch from hell everyday is making me Fucking sick.
164. Jason - June 5, 2007 3:23 PM
that is definitely not avril lavigne.
it looks more like ashlee simpson.
165. mabbo - June 5, 2007 4:10 PM
Let's see...Avril was a country singer who sang with Shania Twain. She then got a major record deal and was marketed as a "skater punk" and claimed to play guitar and write songs even though The Matrix actually did most of the work, and later said it publically. She became famous for simply dissing Britney publically and defining herself and image as "anti-Britney" then when that image slowed down, she bleached her hair, started wearing girly-girl barbie doll dresses and got married in a Catholic wedding...how punk! how rebellious! LOL. And now I see her prancing around in music videos acting like a pussycat doll that didn't make the final cut. And can someone tell me why this little fake still has a fanbase? Wow, one could truly put a grapefruit on camera and find enough people to worship it and start a fanclub. This new generation of "singers and actors" is really going to send Hollywood into the ground: Paris, Lindsay, Avril, Jessica, Ashlee, Nicole. All talentless twats.
166. Christina - June 5, 2007 11:45 PM
She's a poser and a loser. A complete loser.
167. Terminator O_o - June 6, 2007 8:15 AM
She did not do anything wrong -_- every celebrity except for the attention whoring douche bags hate papparzzi's...
168. punky - June 7, 2007 12:05 PM
MissDior17 SHUT THE FUCK UP U KNOW NOTHIN ABOUT HER SHES SO BITTER THAN U ARE MOTHFUCKER SO WHY DONT U PESS OFF SHE WHANTZ 2 SAY ((FUCK YOU)) SHE COULD NO BODEY TOLD THEM 2 TAKS A PHOTO OF HER IN A BAD CONDISHION SO ALL YA HOW HEAT HER FUCK OFF
169. lzm - June 7, 2007 3:39 PM
her extensions are so badly done, you can tell where her real hair ends (straight hair) and the fake one is (wavy)
and she makes it worse by putting the fake hair on one said. hello britney nr.2!
oh and nice "fringe". looks like she's wearing a mop on her hair, and basically it's eating her face.
170. Concerned - June 9, 2007 4:03 PM
Tell me how you can't feel sorry for this sad face?...
http://parishilton.snagapic.com
171. JP - June 10, 2007 2:19 AM
What-fucking-ever. Look, her 60-year-old handler is in the photo - oh she's so punk. I'd like to see joan jett break this little fucking twink in. What a little douche.
172. Jessica - June 26, 2007 5:28 AM
es que hay que ser asi, es lo normal evitarlos... como xica ala del rock... 100pre...
173. punky - June 27, 2007 10:10 AM
FUCK U ALL SHES BETTER THAN ALL OF U
AND NEVER TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT
GOT THAT U MOTHAFUCKERS
174. avril lavigne nude - July 6, 2007 5:36 PM
Yep, Avril definitely loves them.
175. sk8terboi - August 6, 2007 10:47 AM
shezz all that u people are not!!! leave her alone...Avril i love you!!!!!!!!!!
176. Pablo - September 2, 2007 2:58 AM
=O
177. michelle - September 18, 2007 6:54 AM
leave avril alone..its the paparazzi that suck..dont let someone live their life :) i wouldnt give them a finger but id moon them and tell them to fuck the hell off
178. Jim - December 5, 2007 11:54 PM
This Q Magazine quotes in this article are fake, listen to Avril refute these quotes in here in her live interview on Crave 95:
http://www.cyberbuzz.com/onair/interviews/20071114avrillavigne.mp3
179. Robin - July 9, 2009 7:04 PM
You are wrong if you think she is talentless. She is one of the best singer-songwriters in the world.
180. Robin - July 15, 2009 3:08 PM
You people should learn some facts about her:
She can sing live.
She writers her own songs.
She never calls herself punk.
Her real hair color is blond.