Jun 15 2007Angelina Jolie wants 14 children

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Angelina Jolie was on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart yesterday and when asked how many children she'd like to have she responded:

"It fluctuates between seven and 13 or 14."

She was also asked about the Fox News story claiming she had asked the press to sign a contract before interviewing her, and she said it was put together by her lawyer and she had no idea it was going out.

"There was a memo that went out to ask people if they would sign it that said, 'Don't get into personal questions, focus on the movie,' and things like that," Jolie explained. "It was from my representative trying to be protective of me, but it was excessive and I wouldn't have put it out there."

And then when she was asked about renaming her 3-year-old adopted son, Pax Thien, she said it was because her mother suggested the name before her death from ovarian cancer.

"My mom wrote a list of names when we were going to have Shiloh. One of the names that she suggested was Pax because it meant peace. [But] he's anything but at the moment."

So pretty much every problem I had with Angelina Jolie isn't even a problem anymore. How is it possible she can be so perfect? I guess I can take some satisfaction in knowing that she's dating Wyatt Earp. Seriously, what the hell is Brad Pitt wearing? I understand getting dressed up for a premiere, but he looks like he should be slapping people in the face with a white glove or performing magic.

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thats just crazy

Getting there is half the fun

That Vietcong unit she's putting together is coming along, nicely.

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TOODLES.

Mr Pitt looks like a deer in headlights.

And yet, even after staging a communist infiltration aiming to achieve the eventual destruction of democracy in America, AFTER ALL THAT, she still manages to make Aniston look like an:


ugly. little. man.

Comment on #6:

I think that's the look of "Did she just say 7 - 14 kids? Jesus Christ - what the hell am I doing with this thing?"

The Earth Mother face pose is at a near constant these days.

does she ever show teeth when she smiles? and whats up with the popcorn? her skinny ass should have eaten it instead of just carrying it around.

Slim!!! You've been sorely missed dude...

Jolie is starting to look like a Gitmo hunger strike detainee. Oddly, I hear she's adopting a few of those law abiding citizens...

SHE, WAS JUST JOKING! DON'T HAVE A FUCKING FIT! WATCH...THE INTERVIEW! JUDGE FOR YOUSELVES! DON'T JUST GO OFF OF PURE EMTIONS! CALM DOWN!

Ang might have had the wild sex thing going with Brad, but he looks positively miserable in these last few weeks. Ang is a self-absorbed bitch; the comment about wanting 7-14 kids is a peek inside her selfish nature. What does she want, her own soccer team?

She's probably afraid to have more kids biologically because she doesn't want to lose her stick-figure. From publicity I've seen, People Magazine -- she hardly interacts with Shiloh. That baby is adorable but it is Brad who gives her his love, time, and attention.

With their fortunes of course they can hire an army of nannies to raise their children, but there isn't anything like the real thing. If she wants to change the world, start with not being a selfish, self absorb psycho. Her "know your rights" tat should be changed to "Know yourself first, dumbass".

EMOTIONS!SORRY!

14 lucky kidz
wizh I waz one of them:

mia*
I zee her old man
left U a mezzage
on the lazt pozt...

fuckin lier!

It is not her fault, that Jennifer Anniston sucks! It is her fault that she forgot, that she had a hot ass husband! I don't think the bitch career would have suffered, like she thought! She should have given him what he was asking for years! The guy is paid, out the ass! Angelina, came along, and saw what a hot, sexy ass man that he really was, and she hopped on that opportunity! I would have done the same thing! I think that she was playing when she said"that she wanted more kidS!"sO.....DON'T SHIT IN YOUR PANTS!

At last, someone who wants lots of kids for reasons other than higher welfare checks.

#15, HEY DIPSHIT! IT'S (LIAR)

Wow...she is so incredibly important that I don't even feel worthy reading this.

She should run for God. With Oprah as
co-God.

How humankind got this far without her just blows me away.

I hear she is actually going to reveal the 11th commandment that she herself willed into existence.

Consider yourself lucky that she even transcended time and space to do these interviews....

Now...where's all the news about Paris?????
I need my oxygen!!!!!

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I don't even care... Brad Fucking Pitt is delicious and goregeous and even if he morphs into whatever woman he is with at the time... I would probably be adopting and giving up 13-14 biological babies to him... and so would all of you- so shush.

She made me really wish I were a lesbian, or at least bisexual.

And lastly Angie pisses me the hell off when she constantly clutches her less-than-lovely girl Z and ignores her angelic-faced Shiloh. That is fucking upsetting. Well... at least Shiloh has Brad....ahhhh... Brad.

honestly, 14 kids its really too much... though you have lots and lots of money but do you have time to teach & accompany them??? its really nice that you have the most beautiful heart to care for all orphans but its unfair to them when you can't give them the best because of your own desire... so think and consider again.

13, sorry to say but that's incredibly naive if you think that what you see in People is the be all & end all. You have no idea what goes on inside the private lives of these people. So make sure, before you tell someone how to parent or that they should have a stronger bond with their kid, that you know what the hell is going on, not just based upon what you read in People. Just sayin...

Well, doesn't she already have?

And, btw, why is she posing like that with those popcorns? We all know she doesn't eat. Who is she trying to fool?

Basically, that's 14 "suck it" to Jennifer Anison.

...Love it.

Can we remember that this isn't the first time those two of have fucked with freedom of the press?

They practically bought the Namibian Government to ensure that none of the Namibian press got any pictures of them while they were there. What was the explanation that time? Are the lawyers to blame for that one too? These people work for HER...they won't do something unless she tells them to do it. She's a fucking liar.

You know what would make AJ even more perfect? If she ever made a single good movie, or if she didn't look like Skeletor. Either one. Or both. Imagine both?

The problem is she wants to take away the freedom of speech from the journalists,
by forcing them to sign a contract ,stating what they was allowed to say or not!
In Europe we like to call that HUMAN RIGHTS!!!!
And Jolie was trying to force journalists to give up that right by threatening them with legal action.

WTF is that thing on the palm of her hand?

She's got her hand in front of the blonde lady's face in every picture! She must be prettier than Jolie!

"Look at me! Love ME!"

Great.....a baker's dozen of fucked up kids.

she's gettin' xylophone chest.

Wanting 14 children is "perfection"? Wow, I never knew the superfish guy was so p-whipped

ps, I LOVE than Brad and Angie have popcorn and soda...awesome

Poor, poor Brad. Fatherhood has not been kind to him. I miss his sexy, boyish good looks.

I can just picture them at home...Brad is feverishly taking care of all those little munchkins while Jolie slashes him with her leather whip to keep him 'on task'.

What's really the story here is that Superficial would take ANYTHING Faux News says at face value. Anyone with an IQ above room temp knows that there had to be more than the story, yet there Superficial was, carrying the water for the half-assed hacks under Rupert's Reichministry for Disinformation. Which we all know is a shining example of "freedom of the press", which everyone here is getting their red-state knickers in a twist over, especially when freedom of the press means never having to be accurate.

#22

Of course she doesn't care about Shiloh. Shiloh is nothing more than the "trick" baby Angie had to keep Brad in her yard. She never wanted to give birth but had to because it's the classic whore move when you're trying to steal and keep someone else's husband. You instantly get pregnant so he doesn't run back to his barren wife. It's the oldest trick in the book.

She's an ass for neglecting Shiloh but she would be a bigger ass if she preferred Shiloh over the other kids just because she's a biological child. All children in a family should be loved equally. I'm sure Maddox is working on that "loving" agenda right now. He's probably already trying to squeeze into a Shiloh/Zahara sandwich.

No amount of makeover can transform this dirty , cheap, fraud, attention hungry mistress. She will always be the psycho homewrecker.

She doesnt seem to pay any attention to the kids she has. back in the day she was always with Maddox and Zahara, but ive never seen her hold Shiloh once. The kids never smile when with her either, whereas Brad spends time with all of them and I saw Zahara laughing when Brad was playing with her. At least he seems to be a good parent.

She's still way too skinny. She used to be the only woman I would go bi for, but she lost that honor to Jessica Alba.

Beaufighter... read up and get informed. You've bought into Santa Angelina's nonsense. C'mon, the story is true and she's backpeddling because she got called on it! She's a fraud. I could respect her if she fessed up and said yes, she required reporters to sign her agreement to avoid talking about personal issues and focus on the movie.. but she couldn't do that. Instead she had her attorney take the fall. By the way, she's pulled that stunt before at the Mr.& Mrs. Smith premiere in Japan. Either that or her attorney was being overzealous way back then too. She's a phony!!!!

Yeah 14 kids so she can suck their sweet young blood to keep herself young. Scary ass vampire bitch..

#8 ha damn right. Seems a little crazy to me, 14 KIDS?!?! Is it just me or is Angelina getting hotter with age, probably just me o_O

Her arms look more emaciated every time I see her. What is that bump on her hand by her thumb? Don't people get that sort of thing from stress?

Na, he doesn't look like Wyatt Earp. That look on his face is more like "... 14 kids?!!? Hell, I just wanted to fuck her not repopulate Biaffra!"

Has anyone else noticed Angelina ALWAYS blames someone else. It is her rep and the peoples (us) fault about the memo. It is her dead moms fault she changed paxs name.

bet she is glad she got cheek implants, since she now looks like skeletor.

i betcha she swaps out that "pax" kid because "its just not working out" for another asian baby, god, look at her, remember when she was hot? me neither.

That is not a family, it is a dog & pony show. Or at best the Jolie-Pitt Orphanage. She has finally found something positive to get attention. Well at least children are benefitting from this cry for help. I feel sorry for Shiloh she gets totally ignored...I think Maddox is getting ignored because he is getting too big to carry on her boney hip. I give Brad the thumbs up for putting up with her insanity this long.

She is great. End of story.

Hell, I'd adopt 14 kids for the privilege of sticking my dick between those lips.

I love them. They are really nice, and they don't look to be on the first page of stupid magazines.

Brad, Brad, Brad....The crazy girls are for f#cking. You're not supposed to marry them. Silly man.

I wonder what Brad is thinking when he is pounding her from behind and reads, "know your rights" in old English?

Here's a interview where she address her thinness for you jealous haters:

You are so thin. Is there a lot of pressure on actresses to be thin?

The funny thing is, when somebody says, you’re thin, a person says, thank you. To me actually, when somebody says I’m thin, it is not a compliment. It’s not something I want to be. I have always been lean.

This year, I lost my mom. I’ve gone through a lot. I have four kids. I just finished breast-feeding. It’s been hard to get my nutrition back on track and learn about my body after birth. I am doing the best I can. The thing that’s disturbing is that instead of somebody saying, oh, this looks like somebody who is dealing with something from emotions—it’s, do they want to fit into skinny jeans? I don’t encourage young girls to be too thin. I do want people to understand that I am just trying to work through a very difficult year.


http://showbizandstyle.inquirer.net/entertainment/entertainment/view_article.php?article_id=71378

People keep bitching htat they don't see any pics of Angie holding Shiloh. Well here you go:

http://www.pittwatch.com/brad-angie-leaving-on-a-jet-plane/#comments


http://www.pittwatch.com/brad-angie-leaving-on-a-jet-plane/#comments

Here's more pics of angie holding pretty Shiloh:

http://www.pittwatch.com/the-jolie-pitt-family-arrive-in-nice-france/#more-1542

i think she said "between 7 and 13"

i don't care what anyone says, if she believes she is as skinny as she is because she's "going through a hard year", she'd work HARDER to eat and actually nourish her body. if she were really having that much trouble, she wouldn't be talking about it as much and she'd just f*cking eat. saying she's always been thin is kind of pushing the truth? remember tomb raider? not thin, GODDESS perfect. yeah, i know she bulked up a little bit, but that just means if she ate more she'd look closer to that than not. i'd sooner believe she started a cult that practiced "solidarity" with africa, and is starving herself "just to see what it's like." this woman cannot possibly eat more than 200 calories a day. 200 calories is less than a solid bowl of Special K. come on...

truth.*

Jesus the pretty lady speaks and pulls some "I'm always in the right, use the mother pity card, brag about my generosity and blame it on my people" bullshit and suddenly you love her again. Listen with your EARS not your penis.

The woman has representatives send out shit that she isn't even fully aware of, that she disagrees with yet she thinks she'd be good at raising 14 kids. These fucking dipshits can't even wipe their own asses let alone manage their own lives yet they feel they'll be great parents. BULLSHIT!

I am so sick of these idiots trying to fill the giant black voids in their dirty whore souls with children.

She could have saved the name Pax for a newborn child that she adopts later, she's likely adopting 10 more for fucks sake or maybe 13. On that note doesn't this bitch know that 13 is an unlucky number or is that her creepy little cryptic psycho side rearing it's ugly head. 13 children 13 souls then my collection will be complete. I swear she's going to use these children to create some kind of foutian of youth serum. Crazy Bitch.

I call giant LIE on the whole I didn't know about the memo. BULLSHIT. She pays those people to take the blame whenever the public reacts badly. SHE'S FUCKING LONEY TOONES AND HER EGO IS OUT OF CONTROL.

#46. Exactly. The problem I have with this woman is the facade. A person who pretends to be so open and honest yet insists on creating a ridiculous hero image.

On the whole being thin thing, if you can't take care of yourself how can you take care of 14 kids? Also if you can't make peace with your own father how can you create your own happy family?

I've said it before and I'll say it again; as a person who grew up with a single mother who dedicated her entire career to working in developing countries and living in Africa with my mother watching her work and meeting people like her I HAVE SEEN MANY DO MUCH MORE WITH MUCH LESS AND NEVER EVER BRAG ABOUT IT AND NEVER LIVE IN GREEDY LUXURY. All the people I have known who gave their entire careers to helping build schools in Africa lived VERY simply. She lives in mansions has her OWN AIRPLANE and then brags about her work with poverty. I cannot stand HYPOCRACY.

The only reason people worship her is because of her looks (so she's HOT big fucking deal people act like it's the first time they've seen a pretty girl) and because for the first time in history some idiot celebrity has done something sort of charitable that is only 70% selfish instead of 100% selfish. Look around in your community and you'll see many generous people who make a life out of helping others and don't brag about their good deeds.

*or maybe she'll only have 13

I never noticed her bragging about anything. It seems to me the media and general public swirling around her are producing all the sound and fury, both positive and negative. The overwhelming emotions evoked by Jolie suprises me. I find her neither threatening nor exemplary. I dont' perceive that she's judging my life or requiring anything of me. Live and let live, I say.

to those peeps that are saying that her adopting a lot of kids is `selfish' and questioning if it's right cause `can she give that many kids the time and affection, not just nannies...' blah blah blah, don't be stupid.

even if the kids WERE raised by nannies, would that be worse than leaving them in a god-forsaken country to die of starvation and lack of human contact?! use your head and stop trying to think of excuses to tell other people what to do. the worst life they'd get from angie and brad is going to be better than the best life in a third-world orphanage!

Recent Angelina quotes:

"I have always been honest about who I am, and I've always been very outspoken to press," MONDAY MAY 21, 2007 05:35 PM EDT people magazine at the Cannes Film Festival.


"When I die, do I want to be remembered as an actress? No. I recently had a column published in a newspaper and at the end it didn't say I was an actress. It said that I was a UN Goodwill Ambassador - that's all. And I was really proud."
9th June 2007 07:32:13

@24 You know what? Fuck your petty retarded ass.

I have twins, adopted from Poland, and I know more about raising kids BECAUSE I HAVE FUCKING VALUES.

The People magazine was a joke, you insipid moron, so lighten up and STFU. Get a life and a sense of humor, asshole.

Anyone who buys her back peddle is and idiot.
I work in "the biz" and I can tell you without a doubt she got a call from Fox, who has put her in a number of movies, telling her to wise up or not work for what is probably the biggest studio in town.
Before her Daily Show appearance she had no comment on the whole situation and then suddenly has a full story that everyone corroborates? Wise up.

http://www.sithomeandrot.com/sit_home_rot/2007/06/update_angelina.html

Bitch needs to eat.

#64.
brag(brg)
v. bragged, brag·ging, brags
v.intr.
To talk boastfully.
v.tr.
To assert boastfully.
n.
1. A boast.
2. Arrogant or boastful speech or manner.
3. Something boasted of.
4. A braggart; a boaster.

Angelina quote "I've taken on the responsibility of donating at least a third of what I earn to humanitarian aid."

That is one quote. There are many.

I'd rather do my mum than to Angelina Jolie, she has always looked digusting.

@59

I would feel bad if I went to Ethiopia and saw so many people starving. I heard she often went without food there because there wasn't any for her. Not only has that impacted her life and caused her to have a smaller appetite, but her mother died in January and it's probably part of her grieving process.

Give her a break. And really, there's no doubt in my mind that she's hotter than you and you're just a fat chick.

#64. Live and let live is a great sentiment when it comes to prejudice and human rights (like free speech) but it does not work very well when it comes to standing up to hypocracy and dishonesty.
You are likely so neutral because you don't know a lot about this topic
(ie: humanitarian work and idiot lying scumbag celebrities).

I remember when Jack Skelington was sucking the face off of Billy Bob a couple kids ago...AMAZING transformation! And I'm glad that Brad Pitt is, apparently, getting exactly what he deserves. He looks SO happy these days!

Angleina still has an apetite for mansions and designer clothes and bling and a private plane. Which all cost a lot more than groceries. Starving yourself is in no way productive to dealing with poverty and malnutrition. Even if you are grieving for the sake of your kids and your work you suck it up and give yourself some proper healthy food. Good parenting requires properly nourishing yourself. Your kids learn from the examples you set. African countires are not wastelands filled with dying starving people. It's much more complicated than that. She just needs to put on a few pounds and regain some muscle.

Iamsosmart...you're pretty much hitting the nail on the head with your comments! I, personally, can't believe that this woman has everyone snowed...I believe in her good works as much as I believe in Santa, or The Paris Hilton House for Children.

Thanks #76. It's reassuring that some people feel the same way.
The only reason I bother is because it sincerely worries me that people see her lifestyle as the epitome of humanitarianism when it is so far from it. It just sends the wrong message to society about morality and charity. Many everyday people are closer to being heroes that these retard celebrities. Hero worship is so unhealthy but if people want some real heroes to be inspired by the LAST place they should look is Hollywood.

Angie's lookin a little bony here, but classic hot luscious Angie can have my 14 children any day.

@75:

No need to get personal.

The statement you quoted does not seem boastful to me. If she donates a third of her money, it's a statement of fact. If she fololwed that up with "So I fucking rule! In your face! In your face!" then that would be boastful. Your username is boastful. Even if you were "smrt," repeatedly asserting it sounds conceited.

We have no way of determining which one of us has greater knowledge of humanitarianism since I'm not willing to divulge details my personal life on this site. Howeer, I will gladly concede that you probably know more about "scubag celebrities."

None of your extensive posts prove Jolie is a bad person. She surely is odd, at times fatuous, and lives her life in a way I would not. For example I couldn't live with a litter of kids. But I still fail to see how she is negatively affecting the world or you or me. My point is the energy and blather wasted on her by various people (including you) might be better aimed at, say, George Bush. Or, depending on your politics, Nancy Pelosi.

Here's another quote, Iamsosmart...I don't know it exactly, but she says that she used to have knives in the bedroom (YIKES! Look out, Brad), and that while having sex, she wanted to "bite holes into people". Hey, Cambodia! Give this chick another kid! She doesn't even like her own...It's not an orphan that she can get publicity from. People don't just ZINGO PRESTO change overnight. This bitch has a great PR person, and some about-to-be-fucked-up kids! Remember, she has constantly lied...I don't need someone else's man...that's what attracts her! She's done it twice that we know of...probably more! And I don't know if the woman she was schtupping was taken or not...probably just liked knife-play.

#79
When is using her own quotes against her becoming personal? Bitch said it...And George Bush IS a greater evil! We all know that...this isn't a political site! It's just amazing that people buy into this humanitarian bullcrap that she's spewing! These celebrities don't live in the real world, and I don't want Skangie or Paris with me if we ever have to have survivor skills! According to Darwin, these people shouldn't even exist! Look what a day of pampered jail did to Paris! I'm sure that you couldn't take Skangie's way of living, either, even though she wants us to believe that she's starving in a million dollars mansion! She's FUCKED UP!

I think Angelina looks stunning. Yeah she's a bit thin but so what! I don't think she's that full of herself cos she tries to do other important things in the world with her fame than go to fancy restaurants and parties. I think she's a great actress and I'm sure she cares for Shiloh! Brad Pitt seems to be good with their kids so good luck to them!

She's coming apart.

Bone thin and creepy. That dress looks like she stole it from a coffin.

Well my name is a joke and homage to the Simpson’s (Homer sang "I am so Smart S-M-R-T") God I should have picked a simpler name, I tire of having to explain it. It’s not arrogant, its self deprecating and I have no problem mocking myself.

I like most people like to relax on a Friday night. Many spend it sitting on the couch getting fatter and watching crap. I like to rant on a blog and work out. Writing these posts does not take me a lot of time and I certainly don't bother spell checking. This is why I might misspell scumbag. We all need to relax and this is my version of vegging out, we can’t dedicate all our time to fighting Bush.

If you don't see the bragging or that living in luxury while being a spokesperson for third world poverty is incredibly dishonest and immoral then that is a shame. Many people choose humbly to NOT disclose how much of their earnings they donate because they have no need for recognition. Personally I think being a hypocrite is pretty negative. She is certainly not the only one. Oprah and Al Gore are prime examples ("Gore’s mansion, located in the posh Belle Meade area of Nashville, consumes more electricity every month than the average American household uses in an entire year, according to the Nashville Electric Service (NES)"). I really believe in the causes Oprah, Jolie and Gore "stand for" and so I find it despicable that they talk the talk but won't walk the walk.

My above comment was for #79. Jungle Red.

#79.
I never said that I set out to prove that Angelina is a bad person. She is a hypocrite and yep I'd say that's pretty BAD. I can’t comprehend how you fail to see how this negatively affects the world. When one of the main spokespeople for a cause is a hypocrite and does not even practice what they preach that will have pretty negative affects on society and on how others understand the cause. I find myself having to actually explain to people that “NO it does not make sense to talk about poverty in Africa and then fly home on your private plane to one of your mansions”. People are consciously and subconsciously extremely affected by celebrity culture. How many idiot housewives idolize Oprah. “Hey she can build her schools in Africa and then also own seven mansions.” We need people who are actually honest and really committed to the causes they stand for. People are so unbelievably greedy and with role models like Angelina they are getting a completely twisted version of what it is to be a humanitarian. This world desperately needs some real humanitarians to show others the way. You cannot be a truly charitable and live a life of luxury, with all the poverty in the world it is unacceptable for people to live the mansion lifestyle ESPECIALLY when they preach about modesty and helping those who have NOTHING. Do you know how much good they could do with the money they have sunk into mansions and designer crap. The people my mother worked with would NEVER live a lavish lifestyle, they CHOSE to live modestly so they could give as much as possible because they found it repulsive and illogical for people to live in homes the size of hotels while children sleep on the floor of a broken shack. The fact that some live in luxury while so many live in utter poverty is one of the most HORRIFIC truths in this world.

#80, isitme?

Here's the quote and some others. Yeah she sounds like such a stable parent, please give her more orphans.

"You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens." (could you make some (bloody) shit happen to Brad cause I always hated that douchebag)

"I need more sex, okay? Before I die I want to taste everyone in the world." (you're halfway there whore)

Angelina: "What nourishes me also destroys me." (still eat a burger, bitch.)

Angelina: "If I didn't have my films as an outlet for all the different sides of me, I would probably be locked up." (she said she's taking a year off to focus on her family, lucky them)

Donald Trump: (on Angelina) "Her father is a nice guy; I think she treats him like a dog. I mean, this poor sap, he comes along and he practically begs her, 'I want to see my grandson, I want to see this.' If I were him, I’d say, 'Forget it. It's over.' She's been with so many guys she makes me look like a baby... And I just don’t find her attractive." (I never liked Trump but he insulted Bush and Angelina... hey, I'm starting to like this guy)

Angelina: (on biological daughter, Shiloh) "I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zeee because they’re survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born, I have less inclination to feel for her. I met my other kids when they were six months, they came with a personality." (don't worry you're putting Shiloh through hell by picking favorites so soon she'll have a real "personality" and hopefully she'll be a survivor of your insane bullshit)

Angelina: "I wish I could find people who just would fight me and break through to me and hold me down and scream their life into my face." ( I volunteer for this, as long as I can wear a body condom and have lots of antibacterial spray and bodyguards)

@86:

I understand your distaste of rich celebrity types getting more attention than those committed at the grass roots level. When you say, "it does not make sense to comment on poverty in Africa and then fly home on your private plane to one of your mansions," keep in mind this applies to Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, George Soros, and most politicians. And when you say "you cannot be truly charitable and live a life of luxury" that is a philosophical question and open to debate. It depends on your definition of charity, luxury, and humanitarianism. Just how humbly do you have to live before your efforts are taken seriously?

Is it fair to simultaneously take money from the rich man and despise him for having so much money that he can give vast amounts away and still live in luxury? Is that not hypocrisy as well? Keep in mind that all best intentions in the world still require money to implement them. Like it or not, the super wealthy contribute disproportionately more to charitable causes around the world. You can question their intentions, but it does not change this fact. As for celebrities, they have the ability to cast a spotlight on otherwise ignored areas of the world. Africa is a prime example. Genocide there is routinely ignored by the rest of the world. Do I wish all people cared enough without the cache of celebrity to prompt them? Yes, but nothing about the history of the world thus far makes me optimistic about this.

Mother Teresa renounced all earthly posessions and lived and worked with orphans in a truly horrific place all her life. Calcutta is still a shithole and there are as many orphans as before. Nothing against Mother Teresa, she was selfless and devoted, but I would argue she did not exactly get great results. A vow of poverty, though seductive to our sense of social justice and guilt, is neither necessary nor a guarantee of success of any given charitable act.

Can we just admit that Skangie is fucked-up, and should NOT be given more children? You simply have to look at her comments from 2 or 3 years ago! Nobody's bashing anybody! It's HER WORDS! AND SHE'S A FUCKED UP PERSON!!! Nuff said!

I adore angie, but WTF is that on her hand? wart? callous?

Angie!
PLEASE stop losing weight... you are becoming one of your refugee look alikes :(

She was such a goddess, noooo her breasts are disappearing!

I give $50 to Nature Conservancy every year...My cats are BOTH from the Humane Society, and not as kittens...Skange and Brad gave $10,000 to the town that they had Shiloh in...considering what we make, I'm the hero! Wake UP, people! Number one, contribute, donate, be a volunteer...Number two, Benjamin Franklin, Anwar Sadat, Abraham Lincoln...THEY'RE heroes! Angelina Jolie is a skank and a fucked-up tramp that can buy kids for publicity...nothing more. If you think that she's a "hero", we're heading for the Vomitoriums...those that don't know what I'm talking about have to read some history!

I simply do not believe in extremes I believe in a balanced life. I do not believe in vows of poverty as a logical solution. I also don't believe in a lifestyle of mansions the size of hotels. The middle ground is what I believe in.

I would never suggest that people go live in a box on the street because many are homeless. That's taking the concept of modesty too far. It is also taking things to extremes to own SEVERAL mansions and have your own airplane. I find people often use an extreme example to try to justify something they know isn't right. There is a HUGE range between vows of poverty and $20 million dollar mansions. Much of that range is still full of greed and long before vows of poverty there is what I would define as a modest respectable life. The way the wealthy live is OBSCENE and completely illogical considering the state of the world. There is only so much to go around. I have had the misfortunate of knowing idiots who live lavish lifestyles and people often don't even see or understand the EXTENT of the GREED. It's not just a mansion or 3; its 10,000 pairs of shoes, clothes that cost 100 GRAND, a meal that costs as much as a middle class family spends on several months of groceries. It's no way to live when others have nothing. A report done by 20/20 showed that the wealthiest and most philanthropic families in America had actually only given less than 5% of their wealth away. It sounds like a lot when you hear a celeb has given a million dollars to a cause sadly it's a tiny portion of what they have and keep for their privileged inner circle.

To date their is not one single public figure that comes close to living what I would consider an exemplary life. But I know quite a few everyday people who do. To me, balance is they key. People have the right to enjoy life. It's the EXCESS that is so unacceptable.
For the record I don't believe in enforcing any type of lifestyle. I would love to see people freely choose to not be greedy. I do not subscribe to any socialist beliefs. I have my own concepts. Also I don't rant about this stuff and go around trying to enforce my views on others but I enjoy venting freely here.

It's not black and white and there is no magic line that separates a greedy life from a generous one. But I think most people can use their hearts and minds to look at their life and figure out wither, in the big picture, it is acceptable or not. The fact is there just isn't enough to go around for us all to live in mansions nor, I would argue, is it healthy to live without ANY financial limitations and to have more money in a year than most will have a lifetime. I also think it is unacceptable that so many people who have the means (yet are not remotely wealthy) still refuse to carve out 30 bucks a month to sponsor a kid in Africa or do anything else charitable.

Greed and hypocrisy are everywhere. Coming from a UN background I'm going to give more hell to the UN Goodwill Ambassador who purports to be a generous humanitarian when she lives a ridiculously lavish lifestyle then to some idiot girl who I went to high school with who insists on only wearing designer clothing and has never done a charitable thing in her life.

Angelina should know better, because she is involved she has seen the suffering.

It's easy to give a little more but it's a lot harder to take a little less.

My gigantically long comment was for #88. Jungle Red.

Don't get post envy people, I really can't help that it's soooooooooooo long.

why doesn't anyone draw attention to angelina's weight? she looks unhealthy - pic #7

Why is she gathering that zoo? She just wants a new kid, because she gets bored with the previous one.

What happens when she freaks out again and starts cutting herself, doing drugs, screwing around and drinking blood? She just sends the kids back to Africa or whatever. Thank you Angelina, for being such a lovely person.

Yeah, honestly, for the snobbish front that Jolie portrays for the camera (see her explain the contract drama here: http://thenewsroom.com/details/411964/Entertainment?c_id=wom-bc-je
) she seems to want to raise a circus and pulls hypocritical moves like this contract business at a movie that DECRIES this type of media shielding. C'mon Jolie, aren't you supposedly smarter than that?

- Jennifer from The Entertainment Desk at TheNewsRoom.com

usually im all for being really thin but she actually is starting to lose her beauty by getting so thin she looks so old, i really hope she doesnt have an eating disorder and is just stressed out or something b/c it would be such a shame to see such a beauty vanish

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RzV_D7tTeIE

A MUST SEE!
Watch the whole inside the actors studio interview with Angelina at you tube. This is quite a recent interview, she was a mother at this time.

Angelina is the devil incarnate.... but... she's effin HOT

iamsosmrt,

thank you for so eloquently expressing the thoughts and feeling that were in my head. there is a falsity at the very core of angelina jolie and her ilk that needs to be revealed, if only because she is held up as such a virtuous role model of all that is good in humanity. (long live saint angelina)....her worship and the defence of her hypocrisy by the likes of jungle red makes me really mad.. it speaks of the enormous empathy gap that exists in the america and much of the world (developed and undeveloped). this
void will never be filled by angelinas version of 'celebrity concern' and staged photo-ops.


Thank you #101. The world would be a much better place if more could see what you see.


For anyone else, I am not trying to be obnoxious I just enjoy standing up for my beliefs.
It makes me feel like there is hope.

#88. My last point is why can't the wealthy live a modest life and give the rest away? Who would that hurt? How would that be a problem? They would not turn the economy upside down they could still by 10,000 pairs of shoes they would just have to give 9995 of them to others instead of keeping them all for themselves. They could still buy a mansion or three but they would have to live in a normal sized house and turn the mansions into a centre for kids with cancer or for at risk youth or a shelter for abused women. With all the suffering, the encyclopedia of under funded charities and social problems it is unacceptable to live a greedy life. Why would a family need a mansion when they could have a nice comfortable single family home? Why should anyone have the right to live in excess when others live in deprivation? Wealth is NOT an entitlement in this unfair world where many of the most hardworking people struggle to put food on the table. Geniuses with PhD’s have to drive cab's or clean toilets and work crazy hours to support their family because they had to escape a dangerous war torn country and try to make a better and safer life for their loved ones in a new country where they were not likely welcomed with open arms ( a challenge most born in the developed world cannot even imagine). Yet with all that being said Angelina Jolie still deserves $20 million for what she admits is a DREAMJOB? ABSOLUTELY NOT! Nothing is stopping the wealthy from taking a smaller piece of the pie for themselves since there is only so much pie to go around. I also believe that as much as it is hard emotionally to be impoverished it is mentally and emotionally unhealthy to have more money than God and to live like a king/queen while the peasants starve. People need limitations and it's no wonder these greedy kids in a candy store (wealthy celebs) end up so crazy living their boundary-less lives.
I earnestly believe that there is enough to go around for everyone to live comfortably but, if many chose to live in mansions than many will continue to live on the street. Have you seen the disproportion of wealth in Hollywood and LA (the hills filled with giant mansions and then prostitutes, drug dealers and the homeless surrounded by some of the poorest neighborhoods and most awful conditions below those gods up on “Mount Olympus”. I do sleep better at night in our modest apartment than I ever could in a luxurious unnecessary castle.
Certainly the world’s problem of poverty could not be resolved overnight but whatever is being done NOW is simply NOT GOOD ENOUGH because there is still SO MUCH SUFFERING. No one is superior and you and I do not deserve wealth and gluttony while others deserve to die of starvation. If we could truly conquer our greed this world would be such a different place. We all deserve to enjoy life, and deep down our conscience knows the difference between enjoying life and selfish, thoughtless and inexcusable GREED.

Hahahahaha..the Wyatt Erp line killed me.
You think I would know, by now, not to drink/eat anything when I read this site.
Kudos on making me choke on my powerade!

P.S. Those who are TRULY committed at ALL the various levels of international development (my mother also worked with huge worldwide organizations and was very well respected in her field) are completely uninterested in recognition. Angelina can have the spotlight and all the praise and attention, the true heroes (have no idea they are heroes) and are far too humble and far too concerned with the actual cause to be bothered with ego and social standing. Some live their entire lives having never spoken of their good deeds. What bothers many is not the attention itself that Angelina gets (those with real confidence don't crave attention) but that Angelina and others like her send the wrong messages and actually corrupt the very concept of humanitarianism.

@101 and 102:

Whoa, whoa, you two are spinnng completely out of orbit.

"...woship and defense of AJ..." by the likes of me? Where did you get all that, Sparky? If you read my post, I specifically said I find her neither particulary threatening nor exemplary. So what's the problem? That I'm not foaming at the mouth denouncing everyone else as hypoctitical and phony?

Do we live in a world of gross inequalities in the distribution of wealth? Yeah, I think I might have read that in the Journal of "Duh." But is forced redistribution the answer? Doubtful. It does not follow that eliminating the superwealthy will necessarily cure poverty in the world. There are other reasons for the existence of the impoverished and disenfranchised.

Personally, I agree the superwealthy control too many resources. They also contribute disproportionately more to charity. Want to change things? Then go out, vote, recruit voters, campaign for tax reform, corporate reform, start a blog that promotes reasonable solutions. Chastising and derading the people that benefit from the current system serves no purpose except to make you look like a couple of dope-smoking college kids who took their first class on Marxism and now think they have all the answers to running the world. Consider taking it down a notch and trying to look at things with a little depth and perspective.

Or you could continue to mutually masturbate each other and marinade in your own righteous indignation. Either way, it doesnt' make much difference to me. Or, I suspect to Ms. Jolie.

#106. Here's a direct quote form one of my posts.

"For the record I don't believe in enforcing any type of lifestyle. I would love to see people freely choose to not be greedy. I do not subscribe to any socialist beliefs. I have my own concepts. Also I don't rant about this stuff and go around trying to enforce my views on others but I enjoy venting freely here."

I have not taking any courses on Marxism or Socialism, my beliefs came from my experiences and living all over Africa, Europe and North America. Certainly there are many reasons for poverty and the greed of the wealthy is one BIG reason. Here is an example of solutions I believe in. If Mr. Trump took a significant paycut he could create many more jobs within his company. Our world is a disorganized mess and every company I have ever worked in and been farmiliar with is understaffed and much of the existing staff are undertrained and overworked and thus constant problems in every sector of buisness and government arise because "no one took care of it". Can the world magically change overnight no, but I can guarantee that one of the main underlying causes of ALL the problems in the world is greed. Again I would not encourage the enforcement of any of this. But I would write about myviews (fairly differently than I would debate them for fun here on some celb slamming blog) and hope that people will look at their lives and want to change for the greater good and for their own good. Of course the wealthy contribute more finance to charity (that's not really a positive the simply have more to give and don't live on a tight budget). Do they contribute more more time? That is debatable. Also some charity party where the press asks you who you're wearing is not really charity work.


You do not know my age or my background (except for basic details) or what I have done and like you I do not want to share those details. I CAN guarantee I practice what I preach. I also feel no animosity towards you and actually enjoyed debating with you.

I do come on the superfish and mock celebrities, I find it funny and I think people need to learn to just laugh it up sometimes. The last part of what you wrote about postive solutions and voting is actually exactly what I believe in and exactly how I fight for the causes I care about(among other ways). Again no good will come form enforcement, our society has tried things that way and look how much good that has done. I rant here, It's like punching a puching bag. It's for enjoyment and to air out my thoughts which I don't censor here.

Lastly I have never smoked anything. I really enjoy my brain and don't enjoy getting stupid and can actually have fun without paying for a substance that will pay be back with vomit and memory loss among other things. I love seeing self righteous pot heads rant against the MAN and institutions when they are in the exact boat, being dependant on drugs their MAN is some drug dealer who doesn't give a shit about them either. Most people can't think for themselves I do not subscribe to any kind of thinking (except my own) and the only thing I depend on (in a healthy way) is the love of my family.

#100. Of course Angelina is effin HOT ...
she's made of hell fire and molten underworld lava, after all.

I used to think Angelina was beautiful and had a good heart. Now I think she is a pathetic, man stealing hoe who has to keep getting pregnant in order to keep Brad. Hell, maybe she should just adopt him too since she isn't into a commitment enough for a marriage. Then he could be part of her little collection too. She is just too strange for words.
Why does everyone dump on Jennifer Aniston so bad?- at least she seems like a normal woman- maybe she isn't perfect but she was definately wronged by Brangelina- I think she handled it better than most would have.

I agree with 77# She isn't a humanitarin she is a fraud. She is a sinner, she committed adultery. Stop putting her on a pedestal.

In between adopting her first and second child she committed adultery , she hasn't changed. What happened to morals in this country. Money can't buy you morals

But she committed adultery (while denying that she did) with a man, a woman, her brother, and knives! Who doesn't want to emulate this upstanding version of the "rainbow mother"? I think that maybe she should live in the countries that she's buying kids from...keep in mind, BUYING! She sure as hell hasn't done anything for America, even though she's done a lot of Americans! At least Paris Hilton doesn't claim to be the second coming, and I wish that Skange would realize that it wasn't last night's orgy that made her that.

lol, brad looks like !wtf, what shit was i was thinking when I join with this whore!

yourarenotsmartatall:

anyone who trashes these two are clearly jealous, quit writing stupid books..you are not smart, you sound stupid as hell,so
iamsosmart, you are nothing but stupid and jealous.stfu.

#22 Your eyes are fucked up. Z is stunning and she's already got her Mom's attitude. You don't think Angelina's going to adopt average children, do you? And Maddox rules.

#113

There's nothing more pathetic than some idiot who defends celebrities. This is a celebrity trashing site you mental midget. Now go to people.com and kiss your precious celebrity ass. All celebrities are losers but, the only things worse than a selfish and moronic celeb are the envious lovesick little loser fans that worship and defend them. Get over yourself and quit policing websites like a little pig douchebag celebrity supporter.

115
Looks to me like you are the one policing these websites. Is there anyway that you could possibly write anything longer? I'll bet you are either Jennifer
Aniston or her relative. It bites to be Jen
these days. She is one stupid idiot, just like you.

I believe this woman isn't anorectic.I think she's an adoption addict and the anorectic looks are the side effects.

Can I father one of her babies? She's a knock-out in need of being knocked up!

#116. Wow you must be the stupidest person on the planet. I clearly said ALL CELBRITIES ARE LOSERS. Do you know how to read? Beacause you clearly can't write worth shit. Why is it that you brain dead degenerates have such little pee brains that can comprehend NOTHING? Do you think that everyone who doesn’t respect your queen Miss. Jolie is some raving Friends T-shirt wearing Jen fan? Jesus, wise the fuck up asstroll. I don't even like Jen at all and I never have (did I mention her in any one of my posts fuckface? ... Oh wait you can't read.) I could write a book on my despise of Oprah or Paris Hilton or any number of these horrible media parasite losers who have a daily effect on my upchuck reflex. While all you can write is YES next to the mentally challenged box on your welfare forms. Now go back to celebrity brown nosing and masturbating to worn out Tomb Raider posters, FREAK.

this bitch merely has parent/child issues. she is mentally unstable and needs unconditional love from poor children.

HAYZEUS!!!

she looks like a vampire.

get me my sword.

Thank you JungleRed, Kudos to you prestondramak7 - as soon as iamsosmart said she wasn't trying to force her ideas on anyone that was when I knew that was exactly what she was going to do. I wish she would take her book-length rants to Amish who might agree with her. We are the Artie Bohunks and I LOVE Angelina. And Pete Doherty and Kate Moss. (for different reasons).

the girl in the link below MET angelina!!! pretty amazing experience is how i would sum it up.


http://dailyblabber.ivillage.com/entertainment/archives/2007/06/i_met_angelina_jolie.html

120. Posted by kajdfhkj on June 17, 2007 7:05 PM

dunno...you seem like the unstable one.

119. Posted by iamsosmrt on June 17, 2007 6:53 PM

judging by your massive overreaction...i think what 116 said is alot closer the the truth than what you are claiming.

she looks exactly like her brother now that she is so pin-thin, i wonder if brad makes her give to him... she needs to get back on the meat wagon, i wonder if she is breastfeeding herself to death..

She's a beauty and smart. Smart enough
to give up her career to rasie kids
and Brad's children. He wants them
too. Maniston didn't want them yet,
due to her "career". What career?
every movie she makes she is still
Rachael.

Jennifer is a known control freak
and bongster. I'm glad Brad and
Angie are together and i hope
they have more Biological children.

I wish Maniston would go hook
up with her lesbo lookalike,
Sheryl Crow. Blech.

#119,you think that you are smart, but
you act like the biggest idiot know it
all I ever seen.

She's looking like marilyn manson -she better keep breast feeding shilo cuz them boobies are going to go flat reall soon with the weight loss

angelina looks better than ever! check out the cover and pics inside of this weeks Life & Style. Beautiful! the article says that brad will leave her for jen, but i don't believe it. how could he?

What issue are you referring to? She looks good on the cover of Life and Style, but the pics inside show a different story. So gaunt...ugh, go back to Jen, Brad!

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