Jun 5 2007Amanda Bynes is unrecognizable

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Amanda Bynes was spotted leaving club Hyde over the weekend looking completely unrecognizable. If the pictures weren't labeled I wouldn't even know who this was. Although to be fair, I'm pretty bad with faces. Sometimes when I wake up in the morning and look in the mirror I get confused and think I'm looking at Brad Pitt. A lot of women seem to make that mistake too. Hmm, weird.

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She looks kind of looks like a bulemic pumpkin with hair.

No idea who she is but I'd like to jerk-off all over those legs.

She's gonna be a fattie in a few years methinks.

DECENT!

Amanda who??

She's still alive? Really?
People still care? Really?

Wow a child star that isn't a drugged out bulimec crack whore. I love her. I would switch "teams" to be with her!!

It's time to do a raunchy nude scene Amanda

Mischa, Amanda, Tara, Li-Lo... besides being young and pretty in a creepy kinda way, who the heck are these people? I mean have they done anything remotely good in entertainment? Why do photographers bother wasting their time? They barely qualify as D-list!

She was only funny on Nickelodeon because that fat ass Dennis Blunden from "Head of the Class" wrote all her lines. No talent B Celebrity.

@ #9

stop fucking bitchin! fresh meat is good. those other hookers are all played out.

YAY! She looks like every other skank in Hollywood now!

Huh? I don't get it; why is she completly unrecognizable? I recongnized her right away as that girl from the show w/ Jenny Garth. I used to always think she looked really anorexic on that show, but she looks to be a healthy weight now. Is that why she's unrecognizable? I don't get it...

That's a BIG mother fucking necklace.

i think she had a baby. she was gaining a lot of weight during the last season of that show and they started hiding her stomach behind bags and bigger clothes. yes, she had a kid & she hasn't lost the weight yet. and since it's been about 2 years, i think it's safe to assume she's okay with not being a stick figure.

who the fuck is this.

Don't get all excited, kidz. It's still the same plump-cheeked porker teen, albeit with ho-bag-blonde extensions, fake eyelashes & that spray-on-orange shit. Wal-Mart costume jewelry does not a classy starlet make...

In short, she's a bitch and a grower.

Those are some fucking gnarly cheek implants.

I have no idea who she is....

But she's somewhat hot.

.

Sadly, I liked the movie She's the man. I'm an idiot like that.

She's just a place-holder at Hyde until Lohan goes into withdrawal and ditches rehab and Paris can tunnel her way out of her cell with her mole-nose.

http://www.ksr.ku.edu/libres/Mammals_of_Kansas/mole.html

Damn, I think she looks good. Everyone seems so catty towards any female in Hollywood under 23. They're not all Paris or LiLo.

#22!

Boy howdy, would I bend her over.

Never heard of her. She's cute enough, I guess. At least she's of normal weight.

Wonder what Paris is doing right now.
I bet half of her day is spent laying in her cell and crying.

No, when you wake up the morning and look in the mirror you think you're Akon.

"What I Like About You" was actually a decently funny show. Laugh tracks aside, it certainly had its moments.

#15 youre an idiot.. and amanda is actually quite the comdeian..if your 13.

Why oh WHY do cute girls like Eliza Dushku and this chick get those nasty cheek implants? They make you all look like post face-lift aging German Prostitutes.

Seriously, nobody should want to look like Marline Deitrict after the age of 50...hell even Marline didn't want to!

P.S. Does Katie Holmes have a penis? Because Tom Cruise says he loves her, and as we all know, he only loves....The Cock.

What does Hyde have to do with anything? She wore that exact same outfit on the MTV awards which were broadcast to millions of people, it seems slightly more noteworthy than walking out of a club.

Um ... the bitch still looks like a pumpkin ...

...annnnnnd I'd hit it. For great justice!

Amanda is the shizzle. Absolute genius! This kid is a workaholic...that's right pricks...she addicted to work-ahol!

For the geico cavemen on here who don't know who she is...WTF?? She had her own sketch comedy show when she was like a fetus...jesus "IMDB" her...if you print it it would be the size of the bible

Man, what can you say? Nice legs w/o fucked up knees or feet, nicely shaped REAL cans, face is tolerable.
Does this mean that she's graduated from Nickelodeon into porn? I hope so - she could really benefit from a Pete North glazing!

Im glad she stayed clean and somewhat sober........

My kid used to love her show on Nick.....

Great legs.......

Just more fodder for the Sunset Strip....

not too long ago she weighed about 50lbs, so i think she looks good here.

i doubt she'd get cheep implants. it's probably just that assload of makeup she's got on.

29, that p.s. cracked me up. nice variation of TCLTC.

Wow. It's funny - the brother of a friend of mine was her bodyguard while she was filming a movie in Orlando, and he talked about how normal she is. But, this looks like another up-and-coming cock-sucking, coke-snorting, car-crashing skunk-pussy of the Paris or Lindsay variety. The difference is, I'd fuck the hell out of this one.

Yeah I would FUCK'ER!

I just saw her on some show talking about she's not like Lindsay Lohan and the other teen hoes.......and how she's a good girl and goes home early? Isn't this her leaving one of Lindsay's hangouts?

Also, is she legal to bang yet?

She´s really pretty.

It was reported that the Make-Upzooka was set to, clownhore.

In the second pic she appears to have a foot growing out of her crotch.

She's got nice legs and a pretty cute body. She looks just the right size to me. It's a welcome break from stick figure girls who barely have any curves at all.

I liked her on "What I Like About You." It's nice to see a young actress that doesn't have a vagina shot plastered on the internet.

You're all a bunch of pervs. I have no idea who this person is, but she can't be a day over 13.

sure hope she doesnt turn out like the rest of the trashy people on this site.

#45 try 20/21 youmust not watch nickelodeon (which probably isnt a bad thing, im just saying)

@47...AmandaMandaMandamaaaanda Shooooow!!

shit i need to learn to type everything in one comment

i must add one more thing, those are not cheek implants people! she's always had thos little chipmunk cheeks. just look up some of her pictures

what about All That?? ha

Yup, she started with "All That" and got her own show, kid had true comedy chops.

The best part of her, are her legs!

i always thought her show was annoying for the most part, but she was just so darn cute

She looks beautiful, and DOESN'T have implants of ANY kind.

Jealous?

have we finally moved on from Paris, Britney and Lindsay? did they all die over the weekend and i missed it?


its alrite, Dear Amanda here will be slitting peoples throats, sucking any dick that comes her way, and snorting some kind of new super drug in no time. im just sure of it.

she looks like a whorish version of anna kournikova but not as hot!

I think she looks great. She's just growing up. Happens to all of us.

It appears as if someone sat on poor Miss. Bynes and made her all stumpy/compacted looking.

she looks oddly like britney spears did a few years ago. at the vmas...

#54 Jen You said....

She looks beautiful, and DOESN'T have implants of ANY kind.

Jealous?


This is just a sugestion Jen, if you are going to try to use the "Jealous?" burn, you may want to rethink just what it is you are asking me. In responding to my post, saying she doesn't have any implants, then asking if I'm jealous you were basically asking me "Are you jealous that this girl looks like she had some bad implants put in?"

My answer to you....dear Jen, is No.

she's in the new film version of "hairspray"

she is also on the tv show "what i like about you"

she could do without the necklace though.

i like her, she is funny and not like the other druggie, anorexic jailers we see all the time

everyone used to tell me i looked JUST like her. up until i was 15. then everyone said i looked like jessica alba

everyone used to tell me i looked JUST like her. up until i was 15. then everyone said i looked like jessica alba

bitch is ugly.

#45,

She's actually 21. That means she's too *old* for most of us!

She is saying "Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage."

If you are wondering about the girl in the blue dress, her name is "Girl I Am About to Fuck."

wow, that's almost as bad as Amanda Lepore (is that how you spell it? i have no idea?) anyway, she was pretty, but i guess she has to have the same manufactured look as every other celeb, at least that's what she was going for at the discount surgeon's.

I don't care for her body. It's completely shapeless. No waist and small boobs.

@66, yeah but you can't see that off-camera Bobba Fett tells her, "what if he doesn't survive, he's worth a lot to me..."

Gee where did she get the idea that wearing orange makeup, fake bulky jewlry with no aristic merit, overextended hair, and a glazed expression gest you a ton of free press?

HMMMMMMMMMN?

at least she is normal weight and looks like she can reporduce. Skinsey Fuckhan and Blearis Hilton are all played out.

Looking at those pictures was that the man-face in line should head to the tranny bar!

Looking at those pictures was that the man-face in line should head to the tranny bar!

I saw Amanda Bynes dining in a NYC restraunt in May, and I hardly recognized her when I saw her..she was wearing the same bracelet at the time..thats the only thing i recognized from this picture, really

There is something about her and Hayden Panntierre that remind me of 2004 Lindsay Lohan.

Probably facial structure and legs/boobs.

dude, thiz chick iz a freakin
nut...shez kool....

she waz cuter az a guy in "Shez
the Man..and she sounded like
Steve Martin being black..
that shit waz fuckin funny>

Great! Now she's just another Lohan lookalike.

....umm....nothing

The blond behind her in the pictures appears to be Jenna Bush.

I'm so glad she's legal. :-P~

I'm glad she's not starving herself. Pics of her from a few years ago on TRL were quite scary.

Guess even the 13-14 year olds eventually grow up!

Here we go again! In a few months, this darling little actress will be making a video featuring herself receiving anal sex while snorting coke off a toilet seat.

She looks like some slut that should be in "Cum Guzzlers 94" or some shit.

Wow Amanda is looking better.

I think she looks like she's developing into a women. I hope that she stays/becomes a healthy rolemodel unlike these crazy girls out there.

She's still fuckable.

I wonder if she likes big sloppy cocks like mine? HMMMMMM

No implants btw, and she's a good girl, raised Jewish in a close family, she might still be a virgin, but now that she's turned 21, I can't be sure anymore...

She looks like my old roomate in LA. Her nickname was 'Punky Head' but, she didn't know it.

She looks so fucking disgusting. Stupid Bitch.

Tell me how you can't feel sorry for this sad face?...

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Freaking mad hot. Tho I liked her better as a brunette.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpmWqPUpFUY

You sure we're talking about Amanda Bynes?

I think she looks good and everybody just wants to see all good actresses, end up puking cum slutting whore. Who doesnt? I think though Amanda will not become like Paris!

shes absolutly beautiful, and theirs absolutly nothing wrong with her

what the fuck is everyone's problem with Amanda Bynes?
none of you have a right to judge her...you don't her!
so fuck all you haters!
she may not be an A list celeb, but she's so much more wholesome then half the the young women in Hollywood!!!!

So shut the hell up! and go fuck yourselves. have of you are probably just jealous! but when you talk shit about her you're just making her that much more famous....

Why the hell is her face so fat?!! Can you get lipo on your face. Could her face be drained.? God she' s ugly.

She has that round faced princess Leia Simian quality. You know Jennie Garth picked her for "What I like about You" so she'd look more attractive by comparision.

Fuck Amanda Bynes and Fuck Lohan. I refuse to call her Li-Lo thats some stupid cocksucker nickname some jerkoff pap or fanboy gave her because it reminds them of the fucking alien from the movie lilo and stich. When will you realize all these D list celebs arent going to matter in a few months and youll probably see Bynes blowing some crackhead in an alley for a role in some shitty porn movie. FUCK YOU AMANDA BYNES GO FUCK MOLEST JACKO AND DIE OF AIDS YOU CUNT RAG WHORE

Melon,

Fuck you!!
You're a judgemental bitch.

Melon,

Fuck you!!
You're a judgmental BITCH.

Why don't you go choke on a dick.

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