Jun 27 2007Alessandra Ambrosio, uh, walks around

I love cheesecake.

The candids are amazing.

dumb

bitch

dumb.

Wow, it's kinda hard to make a chick this hot look silly, but I think those giant insect eye sunglasses have done it.

Oh, and because I am a retard, I want to make sure everyone knows:

Third, bitches!!!!!

She really is a genuinely lovely creature, isn't she? So much nicer then the in your face celebs frequently found here.

Goddammit, fourth...

I am desolate...

Oh lawd I'd so go lez for her

I don't know. I like the glasses.

As far as I'm concerned, her best quality is that after you go down on her, you could use her legs to get the hair out of your teeth.
cuz they're too skinny...like toothpicks...get it? hahaha

I think she rocks those glasses.

Does this woman ever look shabby, though? Even when she's looking bad she's tent-in-pants fodder.

Another Amazonian, rail thin Victoria's Secret model chick. Yes she's so beautiful and whatnot. NEXT.

damn....

she is pretty....its one quality few american girls can pull off...usually its hot sexy i want to bone her...not PRETTY

she is pretty....its one quality few american girls can pull off...usually its hot sexy i want to bone her...not PRETTY

This girl may be hot but she sounds like a dude! She's got a cock and balls between those skinny tan legs for sure. And if I could, I'd punch her in the dick because oh I dunno, I'm bored.

When are those stupid BIG ASS glasses
gonna go out of style!! they are so
freaking fugly!!

Is she friends with Paris, I thought I saw her in a pic with her????

http://parishilton.snagapic.com

does anyone know what happened to Colin Farrell? he was so hot not too long ago...

I'm pretty sure she got veneers or her teeth fixed. Look up somewhat recent pictures of her that aren't from a magazine, and her teeth don't look as good as they do here.

She's wearing a T-shirt... a t-shirt with a belt...I love her.

TIRED? READY FOR BED? MAYBE A DRINK?

TRY SOME BOOBS:

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#13/14 Is that supposed to be an insult? Because if so you've managed to make it sound like you think US girls are so hot that they can't pull off being just pretty
PS. Alessandra is from BRAZIL

This is like being headfirst in an eyewash station after getting blasted with the Britney pics...so very refreshing. Good call, Superfish.

Add ten years and ten-pound implants, and you have another Michelle Marsh story (four articles ahead from this one). Hot today, gone tamale.
Ironically, take ten years and ten pounds off this chick, and you have another Dateline NBC episode. ("C'mon in, I'm just getting changed. I made some lemonade, if you want.")

Britney face 'splode , heh, heh, heh, yeah, funny, funny now lick my shoes, lick my shoes now, oh yeah, thank you now do my butt crack fascinating, you've done this before, whoops sorry about that, I ate at Taco Bell earlier, wow made my eyes burn, hey where'd YOUR face go? Wow far out, hoo, heh, ha, hmmph, funny burned off face. Me Thor, thunder god, burn, baby , yeah-uh.

Can't deny her hotness. Any girl that makes lame comments about her skinny legs or big sunglasses would give their pinkey toes to be her. She is H-O-T! Her legs are hot. Her feet are hot. Her hands are hot. her frame is hot. Her eyes, eye brown, nose, lips, teeth and hair is hot. She has a hot ass funky style. Next...

Her outfit is very cute; the dress, the scarf, the hair.. all classy and flirty.

i would turn lesbian for her.
marry me!

you know, generally I can't be bothered with people who obviously think they're inherently superior, due mainly to a genetic accident...but those are truly some cute sunglasses.

#24... KUDOS on the To Catch a Predator reference. That show is pure gold when you're stoned and in the mood to watch kiddie-porn pervs get busted.

shes pretty hot but really skinny! almost like a bobblehead...a really hot bobblehead that i would like to put my 5 inch penis in...yeah you heard me ladies....5 INCHES OF MAN LOVE!!!

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i'm surprised her bony bird legs could carry her around without snapping like the anorexic stick-woman she is. horrible and disgusting just like all the so-called supermodels. i see better looking women on my college campus EVERYDAY!

This is news?
Why?
I'm going to bed.

she has the weirdest looking knees I have ever seen. waaaay too skinny.

I find her really boring and am feeling no envy. Unless I'm in denial? Nah, BORING.

I don't think this is a beautiful woman - she looks weasly.

So very sick to death of the 80's.

Oversize t-shirt and big ass belt? Hippy new wave redux? Gah!

How tired.

I'm kind of o and off about her. I love her torso region but I dont like her legs and her boobs are bad. As fr her face, she really ruined it by smoking so much and she just isn't that pretty to me. She's hot but not beautiful.

...nice, verry nice.

I think she's ugly, like all American women.

Another fat bitch. You can tell she's American because she's eating at McDonald's.

Stupid Americans! They're all mongrels with low IQs

16, you're absolutely right, those big ass sunglasses don't look good on anyone, but yet idiotic young women everywhere are wearing them because some lame celeb wore them once.
And Fish, good call, you can never go wrong with more Alessandra. NEVER. She's just thexthy.

oh my god her boobs are SO not bad, check out more of her pics will ya.

hot :D

Overrated.

@32 - I hear ya... I have a hard time taking a leak in public toliets too. I have to wrap it around my arms like a fucking garden hose so as avoid touching the water.

She´s brazilian, but from southern brazil area, where all people have european roots

Oh my God, the things I would do to her....

I would chew a whole right through her.

After I built an altar in the bedroom....

.

To post #43. I'm really into fashion and models and I have checked out her boobs. I've seen them in very see through outfits and I don't like her boobs or her butt. I love her torso though. I've probably seen way more pictures of her than you have. Either way THESE are nice boobs:
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#32=when your in America, fuckin
zpeak American..fuck...

The girl at the top iz ugly, but at
leazt zhe lookz way better then
"thebaglady" spearz......

Too skinny, foolish glasses, big head. Not my type.

...but she is better looking than those other V.S. models-- especially that vampire looking brunette

Do you mean Adriana 50? I like Adriana's face better but Ale's body is way better.

#32 - on behalf of all Americans, I apologize for the reprimand you received by #48. That was a classic example of the pot calling the kettle black. Still, writing in Chinese make reading your post on a mostly English speaking site extremely difficult. Thanks.

Kelli - you're allowed to crack on what people are writing once you locate the "s" key on your keyboard. Otherwise, get back to tossing your remedial reading teacher's salad so that you can move up to junior high in September.

@48 buttuglykelli - I thought you were hit and killed by a bus yesterday? Or at least I dreamed it. When are you going to leave and never come back? We all HATE your guts. I don't hit women, but I would make an exception in your case

Soooo hot... want to touch the hiney...

what is this silly lass thinking? exiting a car without flashing ur nipples or clitoris? What the hell is hollywood coming to? Damn morals... Paris gets out of jail and all of a sudden we enter Bizarro world. And, let me guess, Brittney is now fully clothed and spending quality time with her children. I think my head is going to explode... ***must think happy thoughts*** those monster english lass' boobies...buffie the bods bum...

her knees in photo #5!!! yikes

I don't get why people think she is sooooooooooo beautiful. Like I see that she's hot, but I've seen lots of hotter girls if you know what I mean. As for everyone going like "Oh you're so jealous" to any girl saying she doesn't dig her looks sometimes that's not true. Actually I don't think she's that pretty/hot and I'm honestly not jealous. I actually collect pictures of different models and a lot of them are prettier than her.

The candy store just disappeared this morning. I mean, like, it's not there anymore. I was looking forward to jacking off in the gummy worms while flipping through the catalog. I guess I'll have to revert back to the dressing room at the mall.

GOOD MORNING ALL.

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Nice hot tab Bobby.

HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU ALL THINK THIS IS SEXY? No fuckin meat on the lady, like a fuckin toothpick. I mean she is pretty, and I fuck her once or twice, or three times. But if I had to pick between her, and Britney, or even Lindsay, I would be Britney or Lindsay.

#53: Jimbo - I dont think that would be considered hitting a woman. Where's Texas Tranny when you need her? She could confirm.

61, so you'd choose the crazy chick or the cokehead before the hot model.....
How's having low standards workin out for ya?

26, her feet are hot? have you seen the second to last picture. they look like deformed bat wings.

41, you are an idiot. i very much doubt she eats at McDonalds, or eats anything for that matter & she's not even American. retard.

@62 - Good moring FishStick. I think you are right. I think beating buttuglykelli with a baseball bat would be ok too.

@65: dont waste a good bat. maybe "she" is the new lamebananas? if we ignore it maybe it will go away?

oh wait, this was yesterday in nyc? i always wear a scarf when it's 95 degrees out. hell, might as well bust out the old fur coat.

what idiots do for fashion, or in this case, lack thereof.

Fishstick and Jimbo, yes I can concur. I'll dress-up real feminine and pretty. My best girlie outfit and kick crazy bitch's ass. I'll even let ya'll watch. Then it's blowjobs for everyone. Yummy

@68 TT - To bad I did not call you when I was in Dallas last week

Uh ... Fish, you there? It's 11:30 AM on the East Coast and Paris' appearance on CNN was last night. WTF are you doing? Where's the new news?

Texas Tranny: where is Texas are you? I grew up in Beaumont (evil place.) Are there lots of Trannies there? Pre-op/Post-op? Can there truly, truly be blow jobs for everyone?

I'd have her make me a sammich and get me a beer. Then I'd kick her in the knee. Just because those things make me smile.

@70 What a fucking joke that was!!! Paris - "I read the bible the whole time I was in jail and I went to mass". Larry - What is your favorite bible verse?" Paris - "uhhhhhh I don't know"

Hey ladies, I have some delicious eye candy on my blog (check him out--just click on my name).

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63, I don't know what you mean. I think Ana BEatriz Barros and Adriana Lima and Jeisa Chiminazzo are all prettier than Alessandra. Jeisa even has a better body. Who are you referrign to as "the crazy chick".

Sorry about that. Yu ween't referrign to me. Blond moment.

nina, enough with the name dropping.

and why, as a chick, are you obsessed with models & their bodies?

#63, this bitch has not meat, might as well go fuck a mop. Need a woman with some meat.

#63, this bitch has not meat, might as well go fuck a mop. Need a woman with some meat. This bitch shouldn't be a model, she is disgustingly skinny, kind of like Nicole Richie.

I just like fashion a lot. Plus it motivates me to stay in shape. Either way I'm sick of seeing Alessandra all over VS, there are prettier models.

Dallas has a lot of trannies, like me, we even have our own clubs and bars. Fun time for all. @71, if not blowjobs, I'm sure I can find a way to please you.

She's really good at walking around.

Victor, if by meat, you mean muscle tone, I have plenty of pilates/yoga steele for you!

Dear #26:

Regardless of your adolescent diatribe accusing all women who find fault with the lovely what's-her-face of simply being jealous, what's-her-face's legs are empirically skinny. I would perhaps give a toe to be her, but if I were her, I'd hate my skinny, bony-kneed legs.

Very truly yours,

HoboChic

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Jimbo wantz to bazh my brainz
out with a bazeball batt.....
zounding a little O.J. to me...
better get outta that office
and into the ocean before U
kill everyone around U, fucker.

Seriously from the crotch down this girl has a nasty bod. Her legs and feet are fucking hideous, nobby nees and ugly veiny big old hooves (size 11 no doubt). She's taller than many men (6' to 6'2" in heels). She's got flat limp hair, a flat limp chest, spear fishing arms like Angie and a boring face. I don't know what uggo filled town some of you lived in but lots of chicks are hotter than this piece. She is where she is today because she's a fucking amozonian. These VS bitches are tall and that's all, go to any bar and you'll see a chick that looks just about the same or in many cases way hotter but she'll be 5'6' not 6 feet tall.

In your room on your bed when she's naked with her man chest and rib cage staring back at you, big old feet that are as big as yours, gangly arms and scraggly legs, no makeup and the mental capacity of pretzel she's no prize. Trust me.

Crazy Bitch 86. You make it sound as a cock up your ass is a bad thing. I think not, feels so wonderfull to be taken like that and filled up with some hot and sticky "sissy juice". Yummy

#88=really..doez it
really feel that
fuckin gooooooood?

howz the aidz feelin
real goooooood, too!!

Damn.....Yo Momma told me she ain't got no AID. I guess now I'll have to fuck goats from now on.

She's no Megan Fox, that's for damn sure.

She's cute, but Adriana Lima is on the top!

Dan I have never seen a board full of so many gay dudes.

Once again I see the envy that is know as american-envy. Remember people tend to resent greatness when they are not associated with it. I guess I would hate the USA too if I lived in an insignificant country like most of you. It must suck to know that we control your country more than you do.

I think she is beautiful but her feet looks ugly. ADRIANA LIMA IS WAYYYYYYYY HOTTER.

TexazTranny:
Your mama haz the aidz, bitch
and zo doez your zizter, you..
even the farm animalz in your
room..I'll be willing to even
bet that the cucumberz in your
frig haz aidz..fuck,your nazty..

If she's had veneers on her teeth then all I can say is that she's got a damned good dentist.

I'd do her.

who is her? ajaja

she's lovely pretty. Alessandra Ambrosio is very sexy model.