May 24 2007Victoria Beckham wants attention

I picture her screaming, "I was a bloody Spice Girl you wanker," at the cop and him just staring blankly back at her as he tries to soak her in for later masturbation purposes ...

first bitches.

first donkeys

Publicity stunt?? She just dropped by for a new 12" nubby vibrating jelly dong. She wore the last one out.

This should garner a bevy of comments.

Stupid. Fucking. Bitch

Woah. Look at the picture with her and the cop standing, full bodied, in front of the motorcycle and car. Scroll down to their legs. They look so photoshopped onto that background for some strange reason.

Zira!

speaking of xylophones...more like a marimba here.

Cop: ID please.

Posh: I'm Posh Spice.

Cop: Who?

Posh: I am married to David Beckham. He plays soccer.

Cop: Soccer?

Posh: I am really famous.

Cop: Can I please see some ID? Who are you?

Damn this bitch looks kooky. She used to be cute, but has evolved into a freak with weird skin. Wonder why Beckhamn stays with her? Could it be love??!?!?!?

lol is she getting popped by the cops cause she keeps driving on the wrong side of the road? silly brits!

http://www.innerdrama.com

That one scary paparazzo looks like Jason Giambi.

I guess the Yankees finally released him.

FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID LIMEY CUNT.

Poor thing. She heard that store just got in the new Tom Cruise strapon, David insisted on buying one immediately, and this is the thanks she gets.

She's so odd looking. At least she covered up those square awkward breasts.

I dont see what the big deal about this chick is.... she aint hot.

booooooring.. she isnt even worth following. Id have more fun seeing pictures of people throwing bologna at britney spears' ass.

# 11....no it's not love it's just his cover so nobody realises how much he loves men...

ugh I can just imagine this stupid whore doing something like this, she was always tipping off the paps here too, but we HATE her don't mistake she's popular here we cannot stand the bloody trollop. UGH.

i think her HEAD looks photoshopped. but any-who, cute haircut...

Which one was she again?

Skanky Spice?

why is it that all fucking cops have mustaches?

who is that guy sitting next to her? he should be the one the paps focus on! way hotter than posh!

#22 - because so many wanted to be porn stars.

#21 I think she was “Make a dildo flaccid spice”

#18 AH! But what about that chick in Spain who he supposedly had phone sex with? Remember, the "crisis" in their marriage a few years back? Rebecca Loos I think it was. Do you think she's really a man? wink, wink.

She has the face of an unborn pig.

I'm glad she's doing so bad in America, so so bad. Keep up the Posh hate, she's had far too much undeserved adoration from idiots and press in UK I'm glad to see she's getting none of it in US!! Keep it up damn it!!!

@10 that's hilarious. and probably accurate.

Where do you buy those neon yellow bras?

Yep its a bad idea because we all know American's will never read tabloid news about somebody who's famous for no reason and doesn't really have a job so much as show up at red carpets.

Right next to the blow-up dolls, Jimbo. So you wouldn't have to make an extra trip!

"Spice up your life!" :|

Veggi - Thank you. I already have a nice collection of blowup dolls. I even put your name on one of them.

What are you bagging on me for?

As Tony Handcock said "we've exported some rubbish in our time but nothing like this"

Ever seen her smile? She looks like a village idiot. She's horrifically skinny and a talentless bint. Oh and her old mans bloody overated as a footballer as well.

America, just say no to the beckhams, we know you won't let us down.

Adelzia: Until she reproduced I believed the same, I'm still not convinced about the pair of them together..

Does she have a reality show? Should be about as interesting as Katie & Pedro.

Cop: Mrs. Becker, please remove the mask

Posh: It's Beckham you fucking wanker

Cop: You talk like Jack McFarland.

Posh: Do one, you cunt.

Cop: Lol.

if she wants to be noticed sge should make a sex tape... id watch

Bleeaaahh...

She is so fucking gross - I could walk 10 feet in any direction and find 5 chicks hotter than this bonerack....I'd rather fuck her husband...

Jimbo- that wasn't me. Some fucktard troll. Imagine that.

I never liked Dogface Spice. I was always partial to the red one, Ginger, even though she was really obnoxious. And sorta fat. But, being really obnoxious - and sorta fat - is much better than being 1,000,000% ugly like Dogface, there.

They got it the wrong way round. She was the decoy for the blow up doll, many more people want to fuck the doll, and get it's autograph.

#25 - That HAS to be the funniest post I've read all week. Thanks for making my day with that one.

I feel really sorry for Beckham. He can have any hot chick but has to come home to THAT. Whatever THAT is. And what's with that hair? Is that supposed to be sexy? Cuz its not

Beckam has to be geh. No other explanation why he'd keep THAT in the house.

#35 Mr Jolly...What's a Bint? If it's rude enough, I might start using that word!

Bobblehead stick insect.

Sorry 2 rain on your....
The "posh" woman was her look-a-like from the UK.

Stupid Turnip head!

****TRAFFIC TICKET*****
.
NAME: Victoria Beckham
.
AKA: Posh Spice
AKA: Limey Cunt
AKA: Robo-tits
AKA: Blight on Society
.
VIOLATION: Being a useless piece of flesh; Refusing to piss off; Desperately milking last 10 seconds of her 15 minutes of fame; Etc.

I feel like i should apologise for foisting this grapefruit tittied waste of skin on our american cousins. But frankly, you guys are doing a much better job of ignoring her than we did.

Hopefully Tom will get his oggyboogie scientology claws into David, and David will follows Tom's teaching and keep her locked in their basement out of sight

hahahah #27. amazingly true.

i seriously hate this woman/thing.

Typical Brit skank.

Who the hell are the suits? They guy in pic 10 isn't half bad......

adeliza:
The correct dictionary term for "bint" is:

Derogatory term for a silly old slapper; a bird; Joanne Guest.

And then...

slapper n.

Slag; dirty woman. She who has been around a bit. From the Yiddish schlepper meaning literally 'I don't fancy yours much'.

bint is best used in a snearing manner ala "that girl Davids married is a right fucking bint, face like a bulldog chewing a wasp."

More great british swearing explained here:
http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profan_front_index.php

Remember the Boston tea party? Well it's payback time bitches...

Who is she, and why do we care?
She looks like someone desperate for attention... a little girl wearing mommy's shoes and nobody notices.

I wish I could import her into Grand Theft Auto so I could offer her as a bribe to both the black and asian gangs at the same time then refuse and start a race war over Posh Spice.. then waste everyone anyway.. god I love the USA

Why would any of the media want to follow her around. She is just a bag of bones with a clump of hair. Although, the glow in the dark bra is kind of interesting. I think I'll buy one to wear next Halloween, so I won't get run over.

Why would any of the media want to follow her around. She is just a bag of bones with a clump of hair. Although, the glow in the dark bra is kind of interesting. I think I'll buy one to wear next Halloween, so I won't get run over.

RE the suits: yeah, at least one of them is pretty smokin'.

Her hair looks fuckin awful. If you're that damn rich, the least you can do is have fabulous hair. Catherine Zeta Jones can do it, why can't this dummy? It's like she went to the most expensive salon and asked them to make her look as shitty as possible. She shouldn't be blonde, it makes her look even more like an Oompa Loompa than usual.

2nd row 1st pic. That cop is staring holes in that skanks tits.

#54 Mr. Jolly, a right proper thank you sir! This southern girl here needed educating to your terminology! Can't wait to access the site. I need some fresh insults in my arsenal.

#55....We'll all just dress up like ooompah loopas and chunk her back into the candy vat from which she crawled out.

Check out the neon bra. Where does one even find that?

There's a place at the mall called "Whores, Etc."

They have a ton of them.

AFJ

Holy fuck, that cop looks like he should be driving a walker not a hog...then again he's talking to one.

I dont know what you all are talkin about.. she is gorge! beutiful!

Who the hell is Victoria Beckham??????

it looks like she had time to change her belt also...

Victoria Beckham may be super huge in Britain but we still mostly hate her and think she is a skank!

Posh might be very well-known in the UK, but that's only because she married (and somehow has managed to keep a tight grip on) David Beckham.... she's not generally liked, and certainly not respected, as she is a talentless wannabe with a penchant for looking like freaky skeleton with skin. This whole US thing is not just about David and his 'soccer'.... she has no hope of resurrecting her previous 'success' in the UK in any way whatsoever (maybe not even in the whole of Europe!)

Victoria, no longer able to please David as well in the bed, suggested that they play with some 'sex toys' to spice up their sex.

David jumped at this idea, little did she know that, that dildo she bought wasn't planned to be used on her when she got home.

OMG! She's starting to look like an Olsen twin. Gross!

Britain can have this bitch back..
and Britain can kiss my ass...
what a loser,has to call the press
to get exposure..

Ewww! Look at her feet and her knees! Is she wearing her fat grandma's stockings or something?

What a bored,sad bitch.She's almost as pathetic as that ugly freak from the U.K Jordan.
Victoria,yes,u don't eat & you have bleached your hair,but,you will never make it in the states.You would have to have talent & an actual career,not just famous for sucking David Beckham's cock, although i wouldn't mind.

Eat a sandwich, for crying out loud!!!

She has learned from her friend Tom Cruise! He is the BEST when it comes to drumming up his own publicity and tipping off the papp. David B. is probably fucking Tom.

this is sad, and shes sad.

the nose is soooo distracting

My god what a mess. She is going from bad to worse. Look at the state of her feet, got a pretty ambitious chest to have the waist of a 7 year old. Freaky!!

Thank ferk she has gone to the US, sorry folks, but most of us brits will be holding street party's now the skinny talentless tasteless bitch has fecked off to the US.

Hey adamK she wont make it in the US because she has no talent well lets take a look at some of the celebs here oh we have the famous Paris Hilton and what is she famous for....yup thats right getting drunk and dancing on tables how about nicole Richie being Paris' friend need I go further. For her defense she had the whole camera crew and everything for her show on NBC and I have a feeling that she will become talked about here in the US just like the UK.

..so nice to read people making sense....i dunno why people hate her BUT she's gotta go. She has just got to become less noticed right. If you are not getting attention for the right reason..you gotta get less attention.

Lots of people in this country not using their mental prowess to it's full potential. She tends to aid them. Loving the humour here. Thank god for like minded folk.
Killing me with the straight talk.

Now the "Pouting Insecure Supa Bitch" has left the UK for LA, The poor American Public have my full sympathy. David, sort your life out and now in LA for go for a "Real Woman", preferabley an A lister actress. This would surely KILL little miss bitch Victoria, I HOPE. Then I would Have great pleasure pulling down knickers to shit and piss all over her grave. Just disappear Victoria, you insecure, ugly, pouting major bitch.