May 15 2007Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey hit the pool

FRIST!!!

God, that's wayyy too easy when no one else can log in...

Help!!

OMG!!

I actually posted!

HI FRIST!!

OMG there you are!!!

I was so scared...

Why is she with this loser?

I've never thought he was hot!

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I love that everyone Nick Lachey dates is barely legal. He's clearly and emotional pedophile.

he's fat

Why is it automatically posting my url??? I haven't typed that in in days!!!

I'm scared again!!!

I think fish got his server wet.....

She's 27. That's hardly "barely legal".

This place is crazy empty Frist!!

He's had surgery on his bitch tits, poor guy.

They deserve each other. “Fresh-faced” TV host turned WHORE. Nice public straddle. And when did her eyes grow so close together? It's amazing what make-up can do.

I am able to post a comment by bypassing the 'login' and just typing my name and email into the boxes. And voila! She is done!

That poor bastard... Money and women... How ever will he go on in life....

I'd hit that...

Why does this guy keep hitting the jackpot ?

She is giving him Titty Ear Muffs in picture two.... Can you hear me now?

Are they on Fantasy Island? Im pretty sure thats Mr. Rork in pic #2. I bet Nicks fantasy was to extend his long overdue 15 minutes.

Nick's next gig will be President of the Hair Club for men.

allo?

holy crap! its working!

Is it just me, or does she have the face of a 16 year old Korean boy?

Or Jenny Craig spokesperson for those titties

Nice bikini and ass,

Bypass the typekey sign in people!!!!

I didn't have to do shit to comment. I've been commenting since yesterday. Oh!!! Now I see it. My url is already in that box. Weird...I didn't put it there.

I'd so fuck Vanessa.

hello?/
finally!!!//
i may just cry now///

what the hell happened?

???now i am 'Anonymous???

what the hell is fish doing? i pay good $$ for...oh, never mind

pop

Numbers #7 and #20:

Because he has MONEY. Women can smell that.

She looks like a philipino prostitute.

Nice tatas.

The girl's aren't bad, either.

Wow, what happened to Nick?! Hair loss, doughy body,wrinkles. I guess father time is catching up w/ him. But then he must be comfy in love. Most of us get fat and happy when we're comfy in a relationship. As for Vanessa, I don't see the appeal. She is so average looking. But its nice to see a happy, down to earth looking celeb couple.

Who is she?

Oh, and Vanessa Whosthis?

She done any porn?

I'm worried that without typekey, there might be some trolling here.

wot kinda homo would even notice he's there? this girl makes jessica simpson look like jim j. bullock with a decent tit job.

Well that's not all I want to do. I also want to give birth to a cow, so that when anybody ever says "Don't have a cow, man" I can reply, "Too late, bro. Too late."

HA HA HA. I Love you!

last! hahaha

Doesn't something about them just make you wanna fart in their faces? Is it just me? *shrug*

Nick is ugly
who givez a?????????????????????

As for Nicks fantastic boobage, I wonder if he's a manssiere or bro user.

Cock burger!

I Can't Hate You AnymOOOREO!!!!!!!!!!

@49 Good call! I'd venture to guess a "bro" gives Nick the proper support (that he so obviously requires).

She's got a good angle on him, very nice leverage. I wonder if she has a big dick? He seems like the easily-yielding type.

"He looks like he's turning into the Pillsbury Doughboy. All I want to do is poke him in the stomach and see if he lightly grabs it and giggles. "

A- why are you checking out his body?

B- how are you checking out his boday, cause his stomach is pretty much under water

C- dude looks to be in decent shape for an unemployed guy over 30

They watch animal porn and smell like giraffes.

who cares about jessica or nick.
they both went downhill and are now perma gross.

Jerry Falwell is dead... Woo hoo!!
Just a dozen more evil televangelists to go then we can start working on the Church of Scientology. DIE!!!

Fucking piece of shit motherfucking TypeKey Fucking Fuck. I sat down with my Dinner Making Glass of Wine yesterday, as is my habit, and spent the next twenty minutes attempting to sign in, before realizing that something was indeed afoul.

So TypeKey: please return to me 20 fresh minutes, or a money order for $500. Don't EVEN try to pass me one of your bad checks, bitch.

Well that's not all I want to do. I also want to give birth to a cow, so that when anybody ever says "Don't have a cow, man" I can reply, "Too late, bro. Too late."

the fish is funny today!! YAY.

@57 he's now realizing just how wrong he was....

#58 amen sister, amen

after yesterdays fucking typekey fiasco i feel like hitting somebody in the balls really really hard, and by somebody i mean Paris and Lindsay

Nice ass.:-P~

Satan is having another lover's quarrel with Saddam, but as soon as that's over he's gonna put a cloven hoof up Jerry Falwell's butt.

I'd cum on that (her0 ass.

hey FISH! Beyonce had a sweaty vajayay on her tour! post that

he looks just fine. Look, after the way Jessica has turned into an almost inatimate object, I'd forgive hmi anything. He is happy that's for sure!

"Nick, baby, you're clenching up. Try to relax. Take deep breaths..."

Nice body, nice butterface.

She has a good body and an OK face. It's hardly gossip. Yawn...

I want to see photos of Paris Hilton in a straight jacket.

Wow!! Sounds like a whole bunch of Lard ass Jealous women posting today!! You would give your first born child to look like Vanessa, or your men to look like Nick!! You fatass bitches need to lose some weight and stop complaining!

OMG! How does he do it?

He should try to always be dry. His hair plugs look like.....hair plugs when they're wet.

Damn Nick Lachey is so hott! I'd do him.

he is so friggin ugly. and his body is flabby.

@71, she looks like a philipino whore and he has man-boobs and that's just the way it is bubba. And nobody here is gonna be doing anything, in fact, the only one who seems to be a fat ass is you. STFU

He looks like Jason Giambi. She looks like she's contracted down syndrome. (And I'm pretty sure that's pretty hard to do).

Pic#10

"No Nick, I don't think any MORE has fallen out ...."

Nice body...but she has quite the pan-face...

WOW, I am a straight girl and never really cared for the the wanna be future Ms. Lachey but HOLY F&CK she is hot

She is much better looking than that skank Jessica Sipmson.

Vanessa Mannil-ho fits perfectly with Nick now that he's a heifer!

he's not fat, but he hasn't been toning up lately.

Nick LATCHkey is a douchebag. And fat.

I can't believe the majority of the posts have been about Nick. I mean seriously did anyone happen to notice the gee, I don't know, THAT HOT SLUT WITH HIM??!! Her body is damn near perfect. Her face, not so good but still WAY DOABLE!!!

#85 yeah we noticed her, but we've seen a girl before so it's not a big deal. sorry.

She's not even hot. She looks like your everyday run of the mill Mexican. Make me some tortillas bitch!

she wants him soooooooooooooooooo badly
¬¬
she's putting her boobs all over him!

ew

...wow, they've been dating for a while, go them.

I think that all of you bastards are really fake! The reason why Nick has put on a little weight is that he is very satisfied with Vanessa. Jessica, was really superficial, and still is! He, probably wasn't happy with her, so, He just payed more attention on looking good, because obviously her pussy wasn't good to him. When he got with that dark, and tan lovely senorita, he couldn't resist, but to get lazy in love......You, Jerkoffs should try it!

@65
Right. And your keyboard and mousepad. Don't forget to wipe up the mess.

@76
Shut the fuck up yourself if you can't spell Filipino you stinking dumb ass fuck.

@76....You shouldnt play your card so quickly! Did I strike a nerve?.......You uneducated fat fuck! Go eat some icing and finish watching Dr.Phil! Later pig!

Yeah, send your comments to 5 hours ago, when I gave a rats ass.

Wow, some people these days have really LOW standards. I mean Nick Lachay? Vanessa Minnillo seems like the kind of Slut...I mean girl that could get a decent looking guy, but she picks that? He doesn't even look too happy about it. She's got her arms all over him, he looks upset.

@94 Can I have a picture of you, because I just know you is hot!

I think they look cute together. Good for them!!!

Jessica Simpson, on the other hand, is a totally different story.. Poor girl. Poor, poor ugly girl ;(

number 100....yes!!!!!!

in the second big picture, it looks like vanessa has jumped onto nick's back to wrestle a hoagie out of his hand.

ooohhh... mmm...
yeaaaahh... crap...
dang, i just dribbled on my keyboard!

Oh yeah, she looks good too.!

Looking at those pictures, you just *know* he's doing her up the arse more than any other hole.

First impression:

Nick is my new hero.

yuck. he's fat. she's ok. but he's FAT.

@43 - Oh my little Walrus, do you think that would embarass me? As I've said in the past, I say what I say and leave it at that, while you masturbate furiously at the thought of being me. Sad, really.

Oh yea Wally, this was particularly dedicated to you. In short, bite me.

#71 shut up!
SHE looked very fat and that's why it's not posted any longer.

I can't believe how ignorant most of you people are. First of all Nick isn't dating anyone who's barely legal, Vanessa is 26. Second, I just met him in person and he has a kick ass body. He's not flabby or fat at all, it's just the pictures. He has big shoulders and big arms, very small waist and flat stomache. The pictures just don't do him justice. His hair has looked like that for years, It's just because it's wet. Nick is gorgeous, even if he wasn't I wouldn't be making fun of the way someone looks because what goes around comes around.

My Dearest Richard,
(Mi amigo más querido RicoSuave,)

An entire post on your personal webpage devoted to me!!! Not to mention "Oh my little Walrus" - I've always fantasized that you'd say that during an orgasm, and I was RIGHT! I'm experiencing a prolonged ecstasy that is bordering on the priapismic. You, my friend (YES!), never fail to deliver the goods. Never again will I doubt your love for me.

Your Loving "Walrus"

vanessa manillo is like crack for my dick

I think Nickz brain
is still be controlled
by Jezzica and even though
hez porkin other chickz, hez
brain iz still being controlled
by her..........................

believe it or not!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can we at least see some screenshots?

Is she Mexican? She looks Mexican. She's gonna look real ugly in a few years. Make me some tortillas and refried beans, bitch.

YOU SUCK SUPERFICIAL!!!

@106....Just admit it it! You fucking fat wildabeast! You are so unbelievably jealous of her or anybody under size 12! get a bike and a trainer and build some self confidence......

hmm

Vanessa is a whore.
Nick is a fat whore.

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Nick Lachey lost a lot of muscles!

Nick Lachey lost a lot of muscles!