May 15 2007Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey hit the pool
Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey spent their weekend at the opening of the Cove Atlantis Hotel in the Bahamas. And it's not like he was attractive to begin with, but what the hell is happening to Nick Lachey? He looks like he's turning into the Pillsbury Doughboy. All I want to do is poke him in the stomach and see if he lightly grabs it and giggles. Well that's not all I want to do. I also want to give birth to a cow, so that when anybody ever says "Don't have a cow, man" I can reply, "Too late, bro. Too late."
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1. FRIST!!! - May 15, 2007 8:45 AM
FRIST!!!
2. FRIST!!! - May 15, 2007 8:46 AM
God, that's wayyy too easy when no one else can log in...
3. whoneedsenemies - May 15, 2007 9:10 AM
Help!!
4. whoneedsenemies - May 15, 2007 9:10 AM
OMG!!
I actually posted!
HI FRIST!!
5. FRIST!!! - May 15, 2007 9:12 AM
OMG there you are!!!
6. FRIST!!! - May 15, 2007 9:12 AM
I was so scared...
7. whoneedsenemies - May 15, 2007 9:12 AM
Why is she with this loser?
I've never thought he was hot!
8. whoneedsenemies - May 15, 2007 9:13 AM
To all those other non-commenters:
Just type in
Name (required):
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and type a comment. IT FINALLY WORKS!
9. aj - May 15, 2007 9:14 AM
I love that everyone Nick Lachey dates is barely legal. He's clearly and emotional pedophile.
10. lisa - May 15, 2007 9:14 AM
he's fat
11. FRIST!!! - May 15, 2007 9:16 AM
Why is it automatically posting my url??? I haven't typed that in in days!!!
12. FRIST!!! - May 15, 2007 9:17 AM
I'm scared again!!!
13. whoneedsenemies - May 15, 2007 9:19 AM
I think fish got his server wet.....
14. floydfixx - May 15, 2007 9:19 AM
She's 27. That's hardly "barely legal".
15. whoneedsenemies - May 15, 2007 9:20 AM
This place is crazy empty Frist!!
16. BigMeatMike - May 15, 2007 9:25 AM
He's had surgery on his bitch tits, poor guy.
17. theyareallidiots - May 15, 2007 9:31 AM
They deserve each other. “Fresh-faced” TV host turned WHORE. Nice public straddle. And when did her eyes grow so close together? It's amazing what make-up can do.
18. WowJustWow - May 15, 2007 9:32 AM
I am able to post a comment by bypassing the 'login' and just typing my name and email into the boxes. And voila! She is done!
19. GreatRack - May 15, 2007 9:32 AM
That poor bastard... Money and women... How ever will he go on in life....
I'd hit that...
20. bigsteamyone - May 15, 2007 9:33 AM
Why does this guy keep hitting the jackpot ?
21. GreatRack - May 15, 2007 9:34 AM
She is giving him Titty Ear Muffs in picture two.... Can you hear me now?
22. Doomhammer - May 15, 2007 9:37 AM
Are they on Fantasy Island? Im pretty sure thats Mr. Rork in pic #2. I bet Nicks fantasy was to extend his long overdue 15 minutes.
23. Kaeseb - May 15, 2007 9:38 AM
Nick's next gig will be President of the Hair Club for men.
24. fishstick - May 15, 2007 9:39 AM
allo?
25. Fishstick - May 15, 2007 9:40 AM
holy crap! its working!
26. Bern - May 15, 2007 9:41 AM
Is it just me, or does she have the face of a 16 year old Korean boy?
27. whoneedsenemies - May 15, 2007 9:42 AM
Or Jenny Craig spokesperson for those titties
28. TexasTranny - May 15, 2007 9:42 AM
Nice bikini and ass,
29. whoneedsenemies - May 15, 2007 9:43 AM
Bypass the typekey sign in people!!!!
30. FRIST!!! - May 15, 2007 9:48 AM
I didn't have to do shit to comment. I've been commenting since yesterday. Oh!!! Now I see it. My url is already in that box. Weird...I didn't put it there.
31. RAMistheMAN - May 15, 2007 9:50 AM
I'd so fuck Vanessa.
32. ingridw60631 - May 15, 2007 9:50 AM
hello?/
finally!!!//
i may just cry now///
33. Anonymous - May 15, 2007 9:51 AM
what the hell happened?
34. Anonymous - May 15, 2007 9:52 AM
???now i am 'Anonymous???
35. yolatengo - May 15, 2007 9:53 AM
what the hell is fish doing? i pay good $$ for...oh, never mind
36. Rump - May 15, 2007 9:53 AM
pop
37. Whammer Jammer - May 15, 2007 9:54 AM
Numbers #7 and #20:
Because he has MONEY. Women can smell that.
38. BarbadoSlim - May 15, 2007 9:54 AM
She looks like a philipino prostitute.
39. F-Sucker - May 15, 2007 9:55 AM
Nice tatas.
The girl's aren't bad, either.
40. captain obvious - May 15, 2007 9:56 AM
Wow, what happened to Nick?! Hair loss, doughy body,wrinkles. I guess father time is catching up w/ him. But then he must be comfy in love. Most of us get fat and happy when we're comfy in a relationship. As for Vanessa, I don't see the appeal. She is so average looking. But its nice to see a happy, down to earth looking celeb couple.
41. Escapee - May 15, 2007 10:07 AM
Who is she?
42. BarbadoSlim - May 15, 2007 10:07 AM
Oh, and Vanessa Whosthis?
She done any porn?
43. RichPort - May 15, 2007 10:09 AM
I'm worried that without typekey, there might be some trolling here.
44. stiv0 - May 15, 2007 10:13 AM
wot kinda homo would even notice he's there? this girl makes jessica simpson look like jim j. bullock with a decent tit job.
45. Gina - May 15, 2007 10:17 AM
Well that's not all I want to do. I also want to give birth to a cow, so that when anybody ever says "Don't have a cow, man" I can reply, "Too late, bro. Too late."
HA HA HA. I Love you!
46. busted - May 15, 2007 10:18 AM
last! hahaha
47. murmurzz - May 15, 2007 10:19 AM
Doesn't something about them just make you wanna fart in their faces? Is it just me? *shrug*
48. krazihottkelli - May 15, 2007 10:19 AM
Nick is ugly
who givez a?????????????????????
49. BarbadoSlim - May 15, 2007 10:26 AM
As for Nicks fantastic boobage, I wonder if he's a manssiere or bro user.
50. d - May 15, 2007 10:26 AM
Cock burger!
51. Shell - May 15, 2007 10:27 AM
I Can't Hate You AnymOOOREO!!!!!!!!!!
52. murmurzz - May 15, 2007 10:36 AM
@49 Good call! I'd venture to guess a "bro" gives Nick the proper support (that he so obviously requires).
53. p0nk - May 15, 2007 10:39 AM
She's got a good angle on him, very nice leverage. I wonder if she has a big dick? He seems like the easily-yielding type.
54. lambman - May 15, 2007 10:42 AM
"He looks like he's turning into the Pillsbury Doughboy. All I want to do is poke him in the stomach and see if he lightly grabs it and giggles. "
A- why are you checking out his body?
B- how are you checking out his boday, cause his stomach is pretty much under water
C- dude looks to be in decent shape for an unemployed guy over 30
55. veggi - May 15, 2007 10:43 AM
They watch animal porn and smell like giraffes.
56. itsme - May 15, 2007 10:47 AM
who cares about jessica or nick.
they both went downhill and are now perma gross.
57. GreatRack - May 15, 2007 10:49 AM
Jerry Falwell is dead... Woo hoo!!
Just a dozen more evil televangelists to go then we can start working on the Church of Scientology. DIE!!!
58. mrs.t - May 15, 2007 10:50 AM
Fucking piece of shit motherfucking TypeKey Fucking Fuck. I sat down with my Dinner Making Glass of Wine yesterday, as is my habit, and spent the next twenty minutes attempting to sign in, before realizing that something was indeed afoul.
So TypeKey: please return to me 20 fresh minutes, or a money order for $500. Don't EVEN try to pass me one of your bad checks, bitch.
59. lickmybutt - May 15, 2007 10:53 AM
Well that's not all I want to do. I also want to give birth to a cow, so that when anybody ever says "Don't have a cow, man" I can reply, "Too late, bro. Too late."
the fish is funny today!! YAY.
60. BarbadoSlim - May 15, 2007 10:55 AM
@57 he's now realizing just how wrong he was....
61. ingrid - May 15, 2007 10:56 AM
#58 amen sister, amen
62. ingrid - May 15, 2007 11:00 AM
after yesterdays fucking typekey fiasco i feel like hitting somebody in the balls really really hard, and by somebody i mean Paris and Lindsay
63. Don Mega - May 15, 2007 11:00 AM
Nice ass.:-P~
64. Jimbo - May 15, 2007 11:00 AM
Satan is having another lover's quarrel with Saddam, but as soon as that's over he's gonna put a cloven hoof up Jerry Falwell's butt.
65. Stoned Bored - May 15, 2007 11:01 AM
I'd cum on that (her0 ass.
66. Superfish - May 15, 2007 11:07 AM
hey FISH! Beyonce had a sweaty vajayay on her tour! post that
67. robinDaikeler - May 15, 2007 11:13 AM
he looks just fine. Look, after the way Jessica has turned into an almost inatimate object, I'd forgive hmi anything. He is happy that's for sure!
68. pool mic - May 15, 2007 11:23 AM
"Nick, baby, you're clenching up. Try to relax. Take deep breaths..."
69. Yo - May 15, 2007 11:24 AM
Nice body, nice butterface.
70. Plastic Sturgeon - May 15, 2007 11:24 AM
She has a good body and an OK face. It's hardly gossip. Yawn...
I want to see photos of Paris Hilton in a straight jacket.
71. Pball Player - May 15, 2007 11:51 AM
Wow!! Sounds like a whole bunch of Lard ass Jealous women posting today!! You would give your first born child to look like Vanessa, or your men to look like Nick!! You fatass bitches need to lose some weight and stop complaining!
72. freakoid - May 15, 2007 11:55 AM
OMG! How does he do it?
73. miyazaki - May 15, 2007 12:17 PM
He should try to always be dry. His hair plugs look like.....hair plugs when they're wet.
74. Glenn - May 15, 2007 12:20 PM
Damn Nick Lachey is so hott! I'd do him.
75. sunkissed - May 15, 2007 12:28 PM
he is so friggin ugly. and his body is flabby.
76. BarbadoSlim - May 15, 2007 12:31 PM
@71, she looks like a philipino whore and he has man-boobs and that's just the way it is bubba. And nobody here is gonna be doing anything, in fact, the only one who seems to be a fat ass is you. STFU
77. Madrid Marriott - May 15, 2007 12:36 PM
He looks like Jason Giambi. She looks like she's contracted down syndrome. (And I'm pretty sure that's pretty hard to do).
78. troller - May 15, 2007 1:03 PM
Pic#10
"No Nick, I don't think any MORE has fallen out ...."
79. btreese - May 15, 2007 1:05 PM
Nice body...but she has quite the pan-face...
80. redsonja1313 - May 15, 2007 1:23 PM
WOW, I am a straight girl and never really cared for the the wanna be future Ms. Lachey but HOLY F&CK she is hot
81. Someone Small - May 15, 2007 1:28 PM
She is much better looking than that skank Jessica Sipmson.
82. ::Bunnie:: - May 15, 2007 1:40 PM
Vanessa Mannil-ho fits perfectly with Nick now that he's a heifer!
83. suzy - May 15, 2007 1:58 PM
he's not fat, but he hasn't been toning up lately.
84. Paul - May 15, 2007 2:02 PM
Nick LATCHkey is a douchebag. And fat.
85. The superfish guy is on coke - May 15, 2007 2:28 PM
I can't believe the majority of the posts have been about Nick. I mean seriously did anyone happen to notice the gee, I don't know, THAT HOT SLUT WITH HIM??!! Her body is damn near perfect. Her face, not so good but still WAY DOABLE!!!
86. Mom Says Get Off the Computer - May 15, 2007 2:51 PM
#85 yeah we noticed her, but we've seen a girl before so it's not a big deal. sorry.
87. Gene - May 15, 2007 3:07 PM
She's not even hot. She looks like your everyday run of the mill Mexican. Make me some tortillas bitch!
88. carol - May 15, 2007 3:16 PM
she wants him soooooooooooooooooo badly
¬¬
she's putting her boobs all over him!
ew
89. abcdefgi - May 15, 2007 3:20 PM
...wow, they've been dating for a while, go them.
90. fifi - May 15, 2007 4:22 PM
I think that all of you bastards are really fake! The reason why Nick has put on a little weight is that he is very satisfied with Vanessa. Jessica, was really superficial, and still is! He, probably wasn't happy with her, so, He just payed more attention on looking good, because obviously her pussy wasn't good to him. When he got with that dark, and tan lovely senorita, he couldn't resist, but to get lazy in love......You, Jerkoffs should try it!
91. schack - May 15, 2007 4:56 PM
@65
Right. And your keyboard and mousepad. Don't forget to wipe up the mess.
92. schack - May 15, 2007 5:01 PM
@76
Shut the fuck up yourself if you can't spell Filipino you stinking dumb ass fuck.
93. Pball player - May 15, 2007 5:55 PM
@76....You shouldnt play your card so quickly! Did I strike a nerve?.......You uneducated fat fuck! Go eat some icing and finish watching Dr.Phil! Later pig!
94. BarbadoSlim - May 15, 2007 7:18 PM
Yeah, send your comments to 5 hours ago, when I gave a rats ass.
95. 1seekspie - May 15, 2007 8:07 PM
Wow, some people these days have really LOW standards. I mean Nick Lachay? Vanessa Minnillo seems like the kind of Slut...I mean girl that could get a decent looking guy, but she picks that? He doesn't even look too happy about it. She's got her arms all over him, he looks upset.
96. tequila tramp - May 15, 2007 9:49 PM
@94 Can I have a picture of you, because I just know you is hot!
97. no typekey - May 15, 2007 10:02 PM
I think they look cute together. Good for them!!!
Jessica Simpson, on the other hand, is a totally different story.. Poor girl. Poor, poor ugly girl ;(
98. footmaster - May 15, 2007 11:58 PM
number 100....yes!!!!!!
99. footmaster - May 15, 2007 11:59 PM
in the second big picture, it looks like vanessa has jumped onto nick's back to wrestle a hoagie out of his hand.
100. miklo - May 16, 2007 12:35 AM
ooohhh... mmm...
yeaaaahh... crap...
dang, i just dribbled on my keyboard!
Oh yeah, she looks good too.!
101. catman - May 16, 2007 2:04 AM
Looking at those pictures, you just *know* he's doing her up the arse more than any other hole.
102. techclerk - May 16, 2007 4:31 AM
First impression:
Nick is my new hero.
103. haha - May 16, 2007 4:52 AM
yuck. he's fat. she's ok. but he's FAT.
104. RichPort - May 16, 2007 5:31 AM
@43 - Oh my little Walrus, do you think that would embarass me? As I've said in the past, I say what I say and leave it at that, while you masturbate furiously at the thought of being me. Sad, really.
105. RichPort - May 16, 2007 5:37 AM
Oh yea Wally, this was particularly dedicated to you. In short, bite me.
106. walla - May 16, 2007 6:49 AM
#71 shut up!
SHE looked very fat and that's why it's not posted any longer.
107. lyn - May 16, 2007 7:17 AM
I can't believe how ignorant most of you people are. First of all Nick isn't dating anyone who's barely legal, Vanessa is 26. Second, I just met him in person and he has a kick ass body. He's not flabby or fat at all, it's just the pictures. He has big shoulders and big arms, very small waist and flat stomache. The pictures just don't do him justice. His hair has looked like that for years, It's just because it's wet. Nick is gorgeous, even if he wasn't I wouldn't be making fun of the way someone looks because what goes around comes around.
108. "Wally" (if you say so) - May 16, 2007 8:10 AM
My Dearest Richard,
(Mi amigo más querido RicoSuave,)
An entire post on your personal webpage devoted to me!!! Not to mention "Oh my little Walrus" - I've always fantasized that you'd say that during an orgasm, and I was RIGHT! I'm experiencing a prolonged ecstasy that is bordering on the priapismic. You, my friend (YES!), never fail to deliver the goods. Never again will I doubt your love for me.
Your Loving "Walrus"
109. Dutch - May 16, 2007 9:20 AM
vanessa manillo is like crack for my dick
110. krazihottkelli - May 16, 2007 9:26 AM
I think Nickz brain
is still be controlled
by Jezzica and even though
hez porkin other chickz, hez
brain iz still being controlled
by her..........................
believe it or not!!!!!!!!!!!!!
111. Bogdana - May 16, 2007 10:12 AM
Can we at least see some screenshots?
112. Gene - May 16, 2007 10:40 AM
Is she Mexican? She looks Mexican. She's gonna look real ugly in a few years. Make me some tortillas and refried beans, bitch.
113. hahaha - May 16, 2007 12:17 PM
YOU SUCK SUPERFICIAL!!!
114. Pball player - May 16, 2007 12:46 PM
@106....Just admit it it! You fucking fat wildabeast! You are so unbelievably jealous of her or anybody under size 12! get a bike and a trainer and build some self confidence......
115. Jill - May 16, 2007 2:41 PM
hmm
116. babybabybaby - May 17, 2007 6:47 AM
Vanessa is a whore.
Nick is a fat whore.
117. kc - May 17, 2007 10:43 AM
yum
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