May 23 2007Sharon Stone gets her bikini on

fiurstt babbee

WTC that is SICK

And FRIST

Please, please cover that shit up Trammell.

Hotter than a breadbasket. Less attractive than Bea Arthur.

damn you, mee, damn youu!

seconddddd

she looks pretty great, body wise, for somebody her age. Good for her, she has dillusions of grandure and I support that from a has-been.

damn you, mee, damn youu!

Great, another picture for Jimbo to work his hand out to. yak.

Great, another picture for Jimbo to work his hand out to. yak.

I'd still slide it up that dusty smelly hole.

she looks great for her age!

plus Sharon clearly has delusions of grandeur and I support that from a has-been.

she looks great for her age!

plus Sharon clearly has delusions of grandeur and I support that from a has-been.

@11 Cool my troll is back. I was wondering what happened to you. How have you been? I am going to lunch in a few minutes. Can you keep the witty comments coming?

Thanks

i get the feeling that The Superficial will run until the servers break down for good, and that'll be it. i don't think they're trying to fix anything anymore (typekey...servers...the writer...).

wow

Someone shoot her and put her out of her misery...

@15 I sadly agree with that sentiment.

14- yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, lunch.

As a card-carrying member of MENSA, she really should know better, shouldn't she?

"Jimbo just 'went to lunch' so make sure nobody tries to use the bathroom stall."

Father Time has been beating her ass with a big stick for 15 or 20 years now.

I'm in the bathroom trying to get this carrot out of my ass. That was a bad idea.

I have lost my dog. Does anyone have one with a big dick that will do me?

jim's got company (^^^^^ click)

apperently today is national celebrity cellulite day

Damn, Jimbo is getting abused. What's wrong with putting a carrot in your ass? I use one to keep myself sitting up straight ... and, you know ... because it feels kinda good ...

That's alot of ass cheese.

That's alot of ass cheese.

Bern, it's good for your eyesight too.

Wow, what an unexpected reminder! Until I looked at her butt pics here, I had completely forgotten to stop after work and buy an alligator skin purse for my sister's birthday.

#30 - that is EXACTLY what I keep telling my girlfriend, but she always says, "don't I have a restraining order against you, you weird fucker?" Some people are so bossy ...

Well for an old broad it is not bad, but she should NEVER wear a string bikini top those old bags need a little more support.

Ew at her butt.

OWWWWW , My eyes !!, i just threw up a little in my mouth. :(

I like boobs.

Clutch
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The really awful part was that when we got home, she started to strip slowly and shake that horrible twin-raisin thing she calls an ass, looking over her shoulder back at me expectantly, as if I was going to have a super-horny look on my face. Let me tell you, I'm no Jimbo ∞ - I got the hell out of there as fast as I could.

I'd be happy to get Sharron. All I have is this warm piece of bologna.

I am glad to see my troll kept you all entertained while I was gone. I did get the carrot out of my ass and I gave it to my troll from a treat. She liked the corn too

I am glad to see my troll kept you all entertained while I was gone. I did get the carrot out of my ass and I gave it to my troll for a treat. She liked the corn too

Maybe she needs some intense anal work.

Sharon, call me babe. Yeah, same number, you remember, you KNOW you do.

slut

that was so not the right thing to look at as my hangover is finally kicking in from last nite. i drunk drove myself to work this morning...

you guys are funny tho. thanks. :)

i'd do her...if i was 90 and desparate and suffered alzheimers and...well, i probably wouldn't do her. but i'd think about it.

if i were sharon stone, i'd get to work on those lop-sided tits MAJOR. i mean have you guys seen Basic Instinct 2? its like they're trying to run away from eachother. kinda like Fed-Ex's nuts...wait, he only has one. the left one. and it goes >this way.

#44 Hey! stop talking about nuts! its not his fault they go different ways! mine go straight forward and the girls seem to like it...in their mouths at least. ooooh, im nasty

**does a strip dance on grandmother's table

@40- what is that after your name? A life sized image of mister hanky?

Superfish, why don't u take your pathetic, eccentric, maniacal, mono-chromatic, horny attitude where its needed...OVER A CLIFF. and don't bother bringing a bungee-jump string, i've got one. and i'll hang you myself.

I don't know why, but for some reason I feel like there should be a cigarette dangling from her mouth in these pics. And that bikini is really ugly. Other than that, I would have to say she looks good for her age....But I won't because I know its more like "her surgeon made her look good for her age." Plus, I wouldn't really want to compliment her; from what I've heard she's a real queen B.

She looks great.

Lohan won't make it past 25.

That's a stupid headline Angie

She looks great.

Lohan won't make it past 25.

She looks great.

Lohan won't make it past 25.

fix your server!!

#52 took the words out of my mouth.

trying to post again. will it work?

@46 Mr Hanky is a piece of shit you dumb ass. It is a life size picture of your dick. Your mother gaves it all to all them men she blows

54 thanks!

I just hope the media doesn't go into wall-to-wall overkill when Lohan kicks it.

From my fingertips to God's ears.

Fuck it, between these pics and the ones from the last post for the Victoria's Secret model, I'm sick of seeing cellulite. If all women have it, then I'm sticking with Photoshop, a 24-inch LCD monitor, Curel, Wet Naps, and those doilies you can put on a good chair so it doesn't get all fucked up when your ass sweats.

What do you feed something like that? Raw meat? Small animals? I would think it would like to stalk its own prey...

What do you feed something like that? Raw meat? Small animals? I would think it would like to stalk its own prey...

She looks Damn good for 50. I'd hit that hard, and I bet she has more life in her than LL and Brit combined.

@58 Thanks troll. You so funny

The cellulite is always kinda gross no matter who´s ass or legs or whatever you´re looking at. But I think she looks good for her age. Leave her alone.

@58 Thanks troll. You so funny

@58 Thanks troll. You so funny

Hi Jimbo! Or his troll. Or the carrot. Hi to all!

WTF is wrong with all you grandma-geters? Do not one of you remember the post of her walking up the street without any makeup on, and taking a picture of the paparazzi with her camera phone? Do you NOT remember how hideous she looked?
Basic Instinct is so 20 years ago, and she DEFINITELY isn't the same broad anymore. Let her and her cellulite go, and get back to the cellulite on the Victoria Secrets model one post ago.
Nasty fuckers.

She’s not bad for an old broad.

Hi!

It's so dark in here...

Hey FRIST!!! I have missed you. Where have you been? I hope at a new job!!!! How is everything going?

@69 it smells like shit too

She's 50 for fucks sake & for that matter i think she looks damn good. Cellulite is just something some women get (for instance the earlier post of the girl not even out of her 20's!) At least she has decided to age gracefully unlike some Hollywood hags who can't except that yes, you do have to grow old someday. Somehow i don't really think she gives two shits about how anyone else feels about her anyway.

@32 Bern, yet again your site is more interesting/has better pictures/has more bizarre breasts than Fish's. Just spent a good 20 minutes there. Kudos, buddy.

- @ 70 Jimbo - Frist was worst of the trolls. Could be she's up to her old tricks. Frist - Are you being bad again ? You're funny enough under your own name.
- Why can't this site be more 'current events-y' ? (Like Perez at least acknowledges the outside world exists) The fish guy wouldn't have to take an opinion - just post something and release the hounds. This isn't exactly a gossip site most of the time, and Sharon ain't news.

#73 - while I appreciate the "kudos," you and I both know that this site is far more interesting than mine. As evidenced by the fact that this site likely pulls in $100K+/month in ad revenue and mine pulls in less than $100. My site is missing the "K." Keep reading, though. There's a new massive breast shot every morning ...

@74 Binky - Thanks for the heads up, but I don't give a rip who it is. I have a pretty good idea who it is most of the time. If FRIST want to troll me, have fun. This place is to amusing to get pissed off.

#75 - gotta love those boob shots man - they make me giggle everytime!

WTC, I'm not trolling ANYONE. I'm not even allowed to surf the net at my new job. I got off early today for dentist appt.
Which, I have to leave for in half an hour.
And I'm not funny...EVER!!!
Just weird.
But I'll figure out a way to get back on here. It's a superficial world and I'm missing it!!!

FRIST - I never thought it was you trolling me. If it is, great!!! Just hurry up and find a way back out here. How is the new job? Are you working at the bar?

For 50+ she looks good and as far as the cheese on the back of her ass just bring a box of Ritz to bed!

#77 - Thanks, my poor attempts at writing humorous blogs weren't doing anything for traffic, but the boob shots have done wonders -- each person that clicks over stays for about 2 seconds and leaves. Better than a knee to the junk.

Bernie - I stayed just over 3 seconds today and thought the blog was quite funny.
Tit's ok.

she's pretty hot for her age....she's gotta be up around 50. no shame in my game, i'll admit it - i'd destoy it.

did'nt Sharon Stone's character in Shrek 1 give head to the Danny Devito character in a construction trailer outside the castle walls?

FUCK HER! she is old, and wrinkled in many places! BLAKE, Got robbed! JORDIN, sucks! Randy jackson, really sucks ass! It's a million girls out here in the world that can just stand there, and sing, but really gooooooooooood performers, come far, and between! She, was boring the hell out of me! I think that these shows with a call number is rigged! FUCK JORDIN!

Who the hell is she? Oh yeah, another overpaid, untalented, worthless crustytwat nastyho.

Who spreads her legs for the world to see?
Crustytwat Nastyho!
Pussy and oozie and smelly is she?
Crustytwat Nastyho!

Blah, not worth it, off to look at pron.
(Sung to the tune of Spongebob Squarepants)

SHES LOOKS GREAT FOR HER AGE...A BIT SKINNY IF YOU ASK ME...AND EVERY SINGLE CHICK HAS CELLULITE OR WILL GET CELLULITE NO MATTER HOW SKINNY OR OLD SHE IS...OH AND U GUYS DISSING...U GET CELLULITE TOO

You know, women have cellulite. It's a fact. Get the fuck over it. I'm sure your ass looks just as nasty

if you really think you're going to find a woman without at least an inch of cellulite somewhere on her body, you are going to be alone for a long time.
women have cellulite, get over it.

she looks old and tired,
she is so over...

Why the sudden modesty? Haven't we all seen her twat like 20 years ago?

god i love huge cock

the 3rd photo frightened me so badly that i blacked out for a few moments... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER ASS???

so? she has cellulite. you want a woman that doesn't then go buy a blow up doll. no one complained when she showed her twat in basic instinct!

HASNT ANYONE NOTICED THAT THE GIRL WITH THE AFRO IN ONE OF THOSE PICS IS HALLE BERRY????!!!!

LOOK REAL CLOSE IN THE LAST PIC WHERE SHARON STONE IS BELOW DECK. THATS HALLE BERRY!
THEYVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME. MAKES SENSE.