May 11 2007Salma Hayek still pregnant, huge

La Leche League wants YOU!

Those are some massive mammeries !

She should watch it with the skirts. If her hair is any indication, her pubes have got to be down near her knees at this point.

Paris should go to the same prison as Salma Hayek.

The obviously let you out to go shopping and they give you free black espadrilles.

Thats hot.

My underwear has no elastic.

Bern-she is ready for your website.

See? Now I was hoping to hear a funny comment about her from Fish, but THAT??? I coulda came up with something funnier than that in my sleep!
And I'm not even that funny when I'm awake!!!

Fifth Stooge-I read about the Jeff Ruby awesomeness yesterday AFTER posting snarky response to your post nominating him for governor. Please excuse my ignorance in this matter.

AND I am currently residing in Cincinnati, Ohio, so I should know all about it. This is what happens when The Superficial becomes your main source of news and information.

i disagree..
she doesn't look that bad

I heard her breasts have the same gravitational pull that the moon does! True story, Selma Hayek now controls the tide!

That's one fucking LUCKY baby.

Wow -- those things could qualify for the Disturbingly Massive Boobs section ...

Look at that sad fucking sack security guy in picture #7!

What do you want to bet that guy lives in his dead mother's house, surrounded by liquor bottles, Playboys, and racing forms drenched in the piss of six cats?

Most mexican women who look like that are carrying a little something from the cartel.

The perfect gift for her baby: air.

#8 - Mrs.t, your ignorance is forgiven. I would like to forget about nominating Jeff Ruby for governor of Kentucky and would like to throw his hat into the ring for President of the United States.

Jeff Ruby in '08

If I was that kid I'd be leaving teeth marks before she got me weaned.

She's ample, people, not fat. Ample.

Unless she is giving birth to Twins she might want to reconsider her caloric intake. The average pregnant women needs 300-500 extra calories a day. Given the look of what appears to be burgeoning cankles, I think she may want to lay off the rice and beans. I fear the brick wall is a few burritos and a piece of tres leche cake away

Yeah, there are some Twins involved, but the baby she will push out of her vagina is most likely hippopotamus.

Or, as krazismellikelli would say, hippoptamuzzz. Uzzzuzzz.

Well, for those boaters in the crowd.
You won't be doing 'motor boats' up there anymore. You'd be doing 'aircraft carriers'.

The comments are suprisingly tame! I think the vitriol seems to be reserved for BriLoPa on here.
I think she looks hot though in a mother to be kinda way.

DAMN!! I think she ate ugly betty

Sweater Panthers!!!

Aw! Come on guys/gals have you had a baby or seen a significant other pregnant? It takes over your body like an entity from predator. I think she looks great! Some women stay skinny others don't. Good for her for handling it so well!

That baby will be the best fed in North America. Did I say North America? Make that the world.

If it's a boy he'll be depressed all his life. No way he's getting better tatas than mamas.

Holly fucking tittes that looks uncomfortable.

Does pregnancy mess with you hormones so much that you start growing dog hair out of your head? Her hair makes me think of my dearly departed spaniel...poor Mr.fluffernuts...
*cries holding teddy bear

Clearly she is not naturally thin because boobs like hers need to be fed (I'm guessing with deep fried lard) and her pregnancy is showing her true non-hollywood form. I love how hollywood pregnancies show us the real closet fatties. It's like the second they find out they are pregnant they start really eating for the first time in years. And it's a fucking smorgasbord free for all. Then as soon as the kid comes out its back to their little zone diets. Stupid whores, and they wonder why they get massive post partum, I get crazy when people even joke about taking my candy away. Just imagine what it's like to be starving all your life then go on a nine month diabetes inducing all you can eat binge, popping out a human being that you have to care for, realizing that your fracking fat cause the baby only weighed 8 pounds and you gained 60 and on top of it all you have to go back to eating egg whites and celery. Stupid friggin celbridiots. Me and hubby have hella low body fat percentiles and we eat whatever we want, our secret is we clean our own fucking toilets and we are not greedy selfish whores. It's amazing how not fat you can be if you actually wipe your own ass and don't have servants doing everything for you.

HAHAHA @ #14 that's so sad...but funny!

Okay now on to Salma....I don't think she looks that bad...if she dressed better she'd look nicer. But as for that hair..what the fuck is she thinking?!?!?!? I mean come on! Just because your pregnant doesn't mean that you can let your hair turn into that monstrosity!

Oh come off it - apart from the massive bosom and (logically) massive belly, she looks normal-sized. I mean, look at her legs and arms. Normal-sized.

*celebridiots

The 'Fish doesn't have a clue and is probably still jerking off into a glass of milk. She is pregnant so what do you expect?

She looks beautiful. And really, Fish, even TMZ had enough class to not sling insults at a prego woman.

I'd still hit that!!!

Nice rack. :P~

You are all bell-ends.

Cankles.

# 33 seems to be spreading some guilt on this thread.
(Personally I meant 'aircraft carriers' in a good way.)

What's the problem here? She looks great. Now that is a rack. Rosie O'Donnell is bigger than that and she's a non-pregnant, fur trading beast.

seems like as soon as she got pregnant, she stopped straightening her hair

imran karim

Jumping Jesus on a pogo-stick. There are third-world countries smaller than those love pillows.

You would need a world Atlas just to titty-fuck her.

Yeah, I know. That's some fucked-up shit. Get used to it, I am back.

That shirt button is going to take out someones eye.

I'd still hit it. Thanks.

@28 Not always so. I was built just like her during pregnancy. Size 9 before pregnancies, never gained more than 20 pounds with each pregnancy, but my breasteses and stomach would get huuuuge. After pregnancy, I could fit right back into my jeans, but the bra size would take a few months, my man didn't complain one bit. On the other hand, my hair never gained weight.

Her tits still stick out past the belly. Her feet fit in those little shoes. Cankles, shmankles. My hat's off to her, I managed to gain 75 lbs with my first and 70 with my second. The kicker is to eat healthy food for the most part. But I could've beat that Japanese kid at the eating contests with my ravenous appetite. I don't care about an additional 300-500 calories a day my kids managed over 8 lbs each so I wasn't some obese lady with a 2-lb baby. Still, being pregnant SUCKS! Expecially the end where all the fat and weird cravings happen anyway. There's only two good things about being pregnant - eating and getting it over with. The baby part was wonderful but if you're not a parent I can't explain the bittersweet feelings of parenthood. Oh yeah, lucky me no stretch marks which proves its not only how big you get that causes them, its also inherited.
GO SALMA YOU'RE ALMOST DONE!
PS. if her hair looks like that, I have hope (mine's the same but red, I spend tons to prevent what you see here)
PPS. I lost all the weight, its not been two years sent I gained all that. A hypothyroid didn't help though.

OK im a jackass I meant aliens..see post #25.

#28-wait a minute...you're telling me that if I start wiping my own ass, I can stop working out? Fantastic news!

she sucks anyway

Gravitational pull...so that's why I can't look away. Those are tremendous. Other than the hair, she looks pretty good. But those boobs... Wow. Somewhere, Pam Anderson is weeping.

She still looks HOT!! I'd be all over her, AND, especially after she has the baby and is breastfeeding! What joy! Those milk filled juggs will be HUGE! Yummy

why is there a big crowd of people behind her in the first few pics, like there's a presidential parade in France bcuz Salma Hayek showed up?? I mean I know she's somewhat famous, but if she's that popular in France, then that country really must suck as bad as I thought it did.

#47. As long as you wipe Mr.T's ass too, now that's a workout in itself.

"I pitty the fool that can't wipe off their stool!"

Assuming the baby's a boy he's gonna want to breast feed until he's an old man. Man I wanna see some pics of her pregger boobs, those things are massive.

Apparently the resident Superfish asshole has never carried a human being in his/her/it's own body. There are some things that are NOT under control. I think Salma looks fan-fucking-tastic, and I would eat her up like a chocolate sundae. Yum Yum.

When I carried my two kids, my boobs never looked that scrumptious. My pussy, though, was ALWAYS juicy AND ready for anything. If'n you know what I mean....

Pregnant women should not put chemicals in their hair during pregnancy. She looks great...give her a break...

#54... when I was pregnant I was a fucking horny ALL the time!!

Yeah 55, that's the curse. When you're pregnant you're horny all the time and you have gigantic boobs, but you don't want anyone to touch them cause they are hot and sore. :(

She looks great you know her fiancee's still proud he hit that goddamn her boobs are bigger than the baby will be.

Secondly saying she is mexican is implying she is one of the native indigenous she is no more part of that group than gisele bundchen adriana lima and raquel zimmerman are native brazillian so describing them as so makes no goddamn sense.

My HUSBANDS eyes are going to POP out of his head..he loves the round pregnant women! She looks good to me!

are some of you people stupid???? haven't you ever seen a pregnate woman before.being with child is a beautiful experience and lets not be judgemental we all have flaws. so selma has a baby belly, her belly will go away, now go look yourself in the mirror and say.......i have flaws!!!!!

It's a boy !

I'm going to guess that she's gained about 50 - 60 pounds. I gained 66 with my son. I didn't even look pregnant, just big. My only worry for her is gestational diabetes, preelampsia, or stroke from high blood pressure during delivery. Other than that, if she's healthy, it's great! Btw, I quit smoking as soon as I knew I was pregnant (explains the 66lbs!) but my son weighed less than 5lbs, was prefectly healthy, and was full term. Go figure.

woah...sh'll explode the moment i punch her mamaries out

#28 sounds like she needs to be in therapy!

I don't care how big Salma is getting, she's still gorgeous. Still one of the most beautiful women in the world. Anway if she intends to continue her acting career she's going to lose all the baby fat eventually anyway.

There is a website at http://www.dirtylittletarts.com that has a video of her from one of her movies. I think it might have been from Frida ... a couple of scenes where she's nude. I had no idea just how voluptuous she is. Anyway, I don't know why her video is on a site that shows sex movies, but she is something to behold.

I hope she decides to continue acting. She was fantastic in Frida.

I guarantee she got much better pregnancy then britney. you won salma , you won

Low blow everyone. She's fucking pregnant. And doesn't look bad considering.

What a lady!This is shape,and one reason most men like women is that they have the soft curves and shape men don't.If an ass thats round is considered fat,or large breasts are considered fat,then I guess I like that!There's a big diff between a woman who is fat and one with nice,natural shape.It's diff for men and women,'specially under the context thats she's preg or nursing.
Lemme just say,her breasts are really,really beautiful,huge,and soft looking-perfect pillows! I would LOVE to touch,caress,kiss,suck,and nuzzle this beautiful woman!!!.I'm thinking about how she's got swollen in all the right places and might really really like desire sex now more than ever---wow!!!!I'd much rather be with her now,than before.I better leave before I lose control cause I'm very close to it right now!