Looks like a huge number of people are having difficulty logging in and commenting. We're not entirely sure what the problem is yet but hopefully we'll get it fixed soon. Although you'd be surprised at how uneffective hitting your computer with a wrench can be. Actually no, you wouldn't.
UPDATE: We've removed TypeKey for now so you can leave comments without having to log in first.
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Reader Comments
1. isitin - May 15, 2007 5:48 AM
First..............
2. didey23 - May 15, 2007 6:29 AM
but beating your computer can be so rewarding
3. Jason The Barbarian - May 15, 2007 7:33 AM
Beating my "little computer" IS very rewarding.
4. FRIST!!! - May 15, 2007 8:43 AM
That explains everything!!! I thought I had been sucked into some alternate universe. I was so frightened I curled up into a little ball and even stopped drinking the vodka soda I had started. Whew.
So...um..can any of them still READ all this?
5. Cheapshot - May 15, 2007 9:31 AM
how awesome!
6. Anonymous - May 15, 2007 9:31 AM
Thank god!
I was trying to shout at some miracle workers who somehow got through that WE CANT LOG IN! That's why the site is dead.
But I couldn't get my message across, because I couldn't log in. =(
7. Ugh - May 15, 2007 9:33 AM
She looks like a pudgy 11 year old. So tubby pedophiles former boy-banders and celebutard MTV hosts find love in a pool where their water displacement floods the valley. Sweet.
8. blpressure - May 15, 2007 9:39 AM
How about removing TypeKey permanantly because it's rubbish? Replace it with standard sign in system that remembers you with cookies enabled so you only need type a password everytime you visit the site.
9. Anonymous - May 15, 2007 9:50 AM
I just figured that DrDickBreath and his croniez had me knocked off....thatz funny..
10. Anonymous - May 15, 2007 9:54 AM
10th....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
11. Big C - May 15, 2007 10:15 AM
Yo!!! Can I get a bling bling up in dis bitch mutherfukah?
12. paxil4 - May 15, 2007 10:43 AM
my first comment!
13. Fifth Stooge - May 15, 2007 11:40 AM
Get the shit fixed.
14. krazihottkelli - May 15, 2007 11:48 AM
i like it like this
no signing in
leave it aloneeeeeeeeeeee...
15. KoRneY - May 15, 2007 12:16 PM
Typekey sucks. I don't even know why they'd even consider trying to get it 'fixed'. Just throw the whole fucking thing out.
16. Eva - May 15, 2007 1:27 PM
Ya, I also hate typekey.
Whatever happened to everyone typing out "TCLTC?" Damn, looks like I am old school.
17. johnnywad - May 15, 2007 1:43 PM
"Too many comments have been submitted from you in a short period of time. Please try again in a short while."
This blows, the site is STILL FUCKED UP. I just got home and logged on to my PC, how the FUCK could I have made so many posts in the last few minutes that the FUCKED UP software tells me I have to FUCKING wait "a short while." ????
18. johnnywad - May 15, 2007 1:45 PM
PS: TYPEKEY SUCKS THE SWEAT OFF MY MANSACK.
19. Bob - May 15, 2007 2:03 PM
Bitchin!
20. lils - May 15, 2007 2:18 PM
Good... TypeKey really doesn't work as it should.
21. The superfish guy is on coke - May 15, 2007 2:23 PM
I got a brilliant idea: FUCK TYPE KEY!!! Its a fuckin' waste of time and I guarantee you will get a buttload of more comments thereby giving the superfish a sweltering ego. I mean who wouldn't want to be known as the most popular celebrity gossip site? Nothing screams manliness like being known as having the #1 celebrity gossip site. Bet that goes over real well as a conversation piece at football games.
22. fatty - May 15, 2007 2:40 PM
they both are so played out. they aren't even b-list. i mean really, what do they do?
23. NicotineEyePatch - May 15, 2007 3:06 PM
Yeah, Typekey sucks the ass.
16, TC still LTC!
22, I have no idea who you're talking about but I agree with you completely.
24. Reaper - May 15, 2007 3:33 PM
Please, please, please get rid of TurdKey. regular logon would be just as good.
25. Dragulf - May 15, 2007 4:03 PM
TESTING... 1 2 3... TESTING........
26. Bob Bowie - May 15, 2007 7:44 PM
This Chinita is hotter than plastic Jessica Simpson. At least this one doesn't blow her Daddy like Jessica and Asslee.
27. wiinja - May 15, 2007 8:52 PM
good save, because donkey punches were about to be meted out
28. Britt - May 16, 2007 8:59 AM
I hate TypeKey as well, you should do without it.
29. krazihottkelli - May 16, 2007 9:12 AM
#27 really?
30. krazihottkelli - May 16, 2007 9:15 AM
sorry,not quit awake yet
i meant, #26