Petra Nemcova's boob falling out

1 lol

=o she looks better with her hair down!

well, that's to be expected when the v-neck goes down to your vage.

and the pigeon-toed stance is not a good look for her.

did anyone know who she was before she was almost washed away in the tsunami?

wow they so natural and real, like two half melons stapled to her rib cage

What the hell is this? Why are all those ugly hookers there? What's with all the hookers?

Some kind of hooker convention?

What you have here is, your classic, everyday, colossal blunder.

Those breasts have never heard of gravity.

Petra, LOOK OUT FOR THE BIG WAVE!!!

Isn't that one in the middle the ho' from the Chris Issac video (Wicked Game?). If it is, did she have a sex-change, she looks like a dude now.

Oh shit, in the last picture, there's some bitch in the background wearing something that looks suspiciously like ....pantaloons.

kicking it like it's 1799.

at least it wasn't nipage. she is hot though.

Fuck the pantaloons, you guys missed the obvious in the same pic, fucking Michael Keaton baby! yay!!

I like the pouch on her belt - very Batmany.
I guess she keeps her bus pass in there.

NICE BOOB!

@12 ha! is that really him? The eyebrows look about right.

He looks hammered, nothing wrong with that.

I'm FRIST!!!

#5 Those are "call girls", they are INdoors.

Wow the first time I haven't had to sign in to typekey AGAIN, all day!!! Woo hoo!!!

lol, i dont think so, maybe 5-10 years ago, i think hes a little grayer,older looking now

I don't see Michael Keaton, but isn't that the blond dude who stole Anna Nicole Smith's baby in one of them?

Little known fact: 'She' was my twin brother before the big "O". True story.

She was in that tsunami? I know why she didn't blow away...it's because she's a frickin bigfoot, man.

She's huge

I'm only going by the last picture. Also not that pretty.

#9 - that is Helena Christiansen, I recognized her too.

12 - there's no way that's Michael Keaton.

@21...yup that's the name, I think I'm just going to refer to him as Allan Christiansen from now on.

Is it just me, or does she kinda look like Rumer Willis in the second last pic?

Her hairs are pulling her face up. Nice. And so natural.

James Blunt is a fucking moron.

Helena Christensen is morphing into one of those dried-apple-face dolls.

why do they always have their cell phones out like they are going to get a really important call ANY SECOND!? that's almost as retarded as Charlie's Angel dressed like sluts while crime fighting because they might have to stop and have sex any second.

No way is that Michael Keaton. Not sexy enough.

Is THAT Helena Christianson in the middle of the first pic? WHAT HAPPENED? She was the hottest thing on earth in that Christ Isac "Wicked Games" video...weird

also Petra's breasts implants are hilariously bad.

Argh Helena. And what's up with the writing on this site? It's suddenly improved. Hm.

Where's that hot poker when you *really need it*?

I reckon her boob was just popping out greet Liv

#27 I was wondering the same thing. Think I'll start walking around with my pretty pink phone in my hand at all times too so I can look important. In fact I'm gonna buy 35 more and keep one sticking out of every pocket, clip some on my belt and carry a handful of them, THAT will make me the famousest of them all.

Will they please STOP showing that RealAge ad on the right it fucking freaks me out EVERY time!!!

#7 Look how tight her hair is pulled up! That's what keeps those tits from sagging!

@27...agreed although I've no problem with females that are ready for sex at any second, that's why I keep a constant state of erection.

#34 I don't know what's worse?
1) Good bye a sanjaya t-shirts
2) Nippleless Holly
3) Freaky RealAge Biatch

@34 & 37....you folks need the Ad-Blocker-Plus add-on for Firefox. I haven't seen an ad or pop-up in months.

Assuming you ARE using Firefox, if you are not, I laugh derisively at you.

Barely notice her boob falling out. I can't take my eyes off that third tit on top of her head. She looks like a fucking Star Trek character. Is she talking to Lara Flynn Boyle?

Fishperson:

That filthy whore paris h. is on the verge of going to prison, right at this moment. She even arrived late at her hearing, she's testifying, right this moment.

And here we are, looking at trannies...

*sigh*

Paris Hilton... 45 days in the hoosgow!!

IT'S OFFICIAL SHE' GOIN TO JAIL!!! SHE'S GOIN' TO JAIL!!!!

Sources tell me shanks are being readied, fists are being primed. It'll be like Caged Heat but with a lot more herpes.

"This orange jumpsuit is so not hot."

It's too much to ask for her learn anything from this, so I'm just hoping she's beaten to within an inch of her sorry life.

More than once

Fuck me. I thought that Britney would get Mother Of The Year and Lohan would get an Oscar before Paris would get a second of jail time.

Next on E!: The Simple Life: Lockdown.

Suh-weet.

AWESOME
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20070504/D8OTSDEG0.html

THere is a God...

Well if she's lucky Paris can one day say she's a graduate....
of Con College.
'Don't drop the soap' or is that guy's prison thing ? ...whatever. I've heard it's not the Hilton.

Petra is hot

Why are they at a party for Stella McCartney, didn't she die of cancer like, 5 years ago? How can you have a party for a dead person?, Im confused *rocks back and forth in a corner* oh and @ #45 "Lonewolf",
thats fucking funny my friend, you put a big smile on my face with that one, lol :)

Nice tit.

'Nuff said.

HAHAH her head with that awful hairstyle resembles a boob

Nice tits. They look natural.

james blunt dumped her like a piece of trash after he shagged her brains out. lol

PARIS===NOW U CAN U SOME KINKY SHIT THAT U SO LOVE....NOW THAT YOUR GOING TO JAIL...HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

#33 Frist, you are now my fashion leader. I am going to hold my cell phone like Audrey Hepburn held her cigarette holder in Breakfast at Tiffanys-------------------------------------#36 Barbado LOL OXOXOXOXXOXXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXXOXOXOXXOXOXXO

Mercy Petra is one girl who looks best with as little as possible on. She certainly doesn't need that stupid looking goofy belt.

She's so my speed.

Doesn't WordPress have spellcheck? Yes, yes it does.

wow. this is the first time i've seen helena since she was my favorite victoria's secret model back in the days. aging blows.

and yeah, those boobs are real and i'm insanely jealous of their gravity-defying properties.

Petra is always a vision of beauty...

Dang, I'd like to hit that.

Thanks.

Did anyone notice the chick in pic #4 to the right of Petra? She's walking around in my silk underwear. Fuck, my wife is gonna kill me if she sees that pic.

I am so fucking happy.

lookz to me like she wanted those titz to hang out,,no problem-o...

That thing defies gravity.

May God bless Czech Republic! :)

Since when is a rib cage with basket balls super glued to it sexy?
What ever happened to the burlesque type woman with hips and curves?

Can I post ever again? Why am I getting blocked?

tit

#24, interesting that you mention that. I believe Bruce Willis once made an unsuccessfull attempt to bed her. Does that mean that he essentially wants to do women that not only look like his daughter but perhaps even himself? Narcissicm to the nth degree, ew!

The girl on the left is like; "Yay! Laughing makes me poop!!!! Yay!!!!!!!"