Pax Thien Jolie becomes a Pitt

poor kid.

So?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

He better start saving up for his future therapy sessions now.

that's what i wanted to name my first baby.
crap.

They shouldv'e just called him Charlie...

They should have called him Trott Felipe Jr.

Ironically in this picture it's his adoptive mom who looks like a starving refugee. Nice bones, Skeletor.

It's almost worth aging 30 years so that we can skip right to these kid's tell-all books.

Fuck......they should let him come live with, maybe that tramp Angelina with give me a nice blow job with nice DSLs. Nevermind what I am typing, talking out of my ass.

I'm changing my last name to Douchebag, would that make news? Jesus, it's amazing what people care about. Like tits, I really care about tits.

He'll be doing Lindsay in a few years LOL

http://www.innerdrama.com

Babies are so much less interesting than coked out psuedo-actresses.

My god can you please post about why her shoulders look like that? Is she somehow a disabled veteran? Or maybe the product of an evil science experiment?? Please explain!

Okay this is completely irrelevant to to this post, but why is it that when I read the gossip site "What Would Tyler Durdin Do?" the things written there sound almost EXACTLY THE SAME as what is written here?
Are the two sites written by the same guy?
Not implying anything, I am just curious!!!

It makes absolutely no sense why they changed his name.
I could understand maybe changing his name to an American name, since he'd be living in America, with American parents, in an American family - and even THEN it would be lame.
But changing his name to Pax Thien? What is the point?
Is "Pax" a name, even? Are people named "Pax"? Sounds like somebody's been taking too much PAX-il. Get it? I said Paxil, like Pax, like the kid, only instead of the kid's name it's the drug. Get it??

My question is why do these vapid people even care that he has both their names??? They don't even care enough to bother to get married in the first place. Isn't that going to be what they'll be explaining to their frickin spawn in the future? WTF?

#6 - Charlie ... LMAO!
#8 NICE TROLLING, ASSHOLE! Why would you NOT want to post that under your own name? Fuck, that's actually funny! Get yourself some credit for being funny, dickweed!

And Jessica Alba still hates the poopierazzi.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn

That kid looks like it ought to be named Chang, Ching, or some kind of -ing, -ang. Thats a yeller baby you got there angie!

I wished they'd grind that baby up and make some soylent green. I wonder if this kid would taste like fried rice?

If I was Virgina Tech, I'd watch out for this kid, he looks a lot like Seung-Hui Cho.

Dr. Drew said all she's done is transfer one addiction for another. The addiction to ugly men and women was less harmful to orphans overall. think, girl, think!

I love the smell of Count Chocula in the morning.

These same hollywood nut-jobs give their pets normal names like Cliff, Jerry or Peter, but then give their children demented names like Apple, Caspar, Rumer, Scout, Dweezil...

GOOKS IN THE WIRE!!!!!!!!!!

ALL I WANTED WAS SOME FRIGGIN MANGO'S MAN... NEVER GET OUT OF THE BOAT!!! NEVER GET OUT OF THE BOAT!!!!!!!!!

I still don't understand this fucking "Jolie-Pitt" business. Isn't her legal last name Voight?

Are those growths on her sholder? Deformities? What?

Are those growths on her sholder? Deformities? What?

#15: Isn't Tyler Durdin Ed Norton's alter-ego in Fight Club? Alter egos are by definition the same guy as the ego guy...but I don't know that site at all, so what the fuck do I know..

WTF, thats crappy; talk abt confusing a poor kid. He's too old to have an entirely new name. Anyways, what are they going to do when Brad & Angelina split? Will he still be a Jolie-Pitt? That will be one weird situation, once Brad has moved on and married someone else, and Angelina's shacking up with some lesbian. I wonder if Brad will still be in all these poor kids lives. He's got to be wondering what he got himself into by now, now that the lust has worn off.

3 years old and already on his third name?

Its fucked up to change the kids first name when he's already 3, why would she do that. Sheesh way to fuck up a kid whos had enough shitty stuff happen to him already. Poor rich little bastard.

Superfish dude you crack me up - the last line of that post was hilarious!

Ok. I admit it. I just got the whole Charlie thing. Witty. Shout out to #6.

Nice save, Ms. Jolie. You were out of the media spotlight for a whopping 30 seconds, until you thought of a way to get back in. Well done, you.

I'm sorry, but you don't "re-name" a kid that is 3 yrs old that you adopt. I feel bad for whatever his real name is.. like he's not already confused about why this crazy woman has 3 other kids that don't really look like him.. why change his name? That's so wrong!!

They really fucked up with this one. I could understand the other names a little more, but this one? WTF. And the last name thing is so European.

You can and people usually do rename the kids they adopt. When my parents adopted my sister (she's 13), they changed her name to Anna. Usually when children are in orphanages, their name usually includes some part of the orphanage's name and they often want to rid themselves of that stigma. Additionally, obtaining an "American" name (or a different name---I'm not saying Pax is that great of an example) allows them to feel like they fit in a little better. Anna answers to and likes her American name, and she's been in the states for barely a week. Although it sounds cruel or unnecessary to change one's adopted child's name--it's actually something the child wants/would want if they were old enough to make that decision.

I dunno #40. It's nice to have that perspective but changing his name still seems harsh and creepy. I doubt he'll fit in any better with Pax than he will with his given name, so I doubt that's Scungelina's motive.

I agree, renaming him is wrong. But if they're going to do it, they should be systematic - "#7 Lunch Special", "Appetizer Assortment", stuff like that. Always with WHITE rice, dammit (Angie & Brad).

#40, you are a fucktard
Pham Quang Sang means "Prince of the High Order" in his native tongue.
PItt/Jolie didn't want to feel inferior, so they changed the name to Pax Thien which means "Shit Eater". I hope this little gook never has to go back home, he'll be pissed.

I'm gay!

Dancingqueen= Angelina is too smart to get married... marriagez R a joke...

I wish her waz my mother, shez az good az it getz, jealouz people!!!

He'll adopt a SoCal accent and win America's Funniest Comic, that after he gets his mom to buy him a shirt

why was he just jolie's at first?

imran karim

Pax is a very lucky little boy. Out of all the kids, he was "chosen". Those who relish in saying mean things; must be extremely jealous.
Good luck to the Jolie-Pitt Family. You are a terrific family role model

I read in a couple of magazines - including one specifically for adoption experts - that adoptee children Pax's age often have their names changed (parents who aren't celebrities, who are same race and nationality, etc.) In other words, Angelina & Brad are doing something completely normal and healthy.

I don't remember this kind of outcry when Meg Ryan changed her adoptee daughter's name to Daisy. And aren't parents by law and practice the ones who decide how they will raise their kids, as long as they don't abuse them? Their neighbors and others don't tell them how. Kids aren't raised by committe. Should I tell you how I want your kids brought up?

Anyway, teens and adults often change their names (or the spelling of their names).

And people say Jennifer A. has a big chin. She just looks SO unhealthy in this pic.

@ 49 I would've made an outcry if I'd known Meg Ryan changed her kid's name or had even thought of Meg Ryan in the past 14 years. And besides, Meg Ryan isn't a compulsive orphan-adopting media vortex with a savior complex a la Joliosis. And by the way, the fact that adoptee children his age often have their names changed doesn't make it normal and healthy! a lot of things that happen regularly are still crappy.

Unless his original name means DogBalls she shouldn't change it, it's pompous. Give him a nickname if you must, but damn.

WHY DIDN'T SHE JUST CALL HIM BLOOD VILE #4.

Everyone in Hollywood uses different names, just like bill collectors do.

She should change her own name to "the old woman in the shoe" .....

i really wish my shoulder bones showed like that. i mean, that's just sexy.

Can anyone see that they will probably not be together in 5 years? Or is it just me? She has MAN issues. Having 4 kids in like 2 years puts a lot of strain on a relationship.

#55. No doubt.

Also I have found that men don't usually handle the long haul well when they go from one major relationship to another. These two tards did not build their relationship on any kind of solid foundation and I am a firm believer that ideally a couple needs alone time before the kiddie stage.

This woman has many MANY issues. I like the lean look but her shoulders are revolitng, she's completely destroying her body. I think her withering frame is a reflection or her withering sanity and inner turmoil.

There is nothing wrong with her shoulders. Some peoples shoulder bones show more than others, whether they are skinny or not, others shoulder bones don't show even though they are super skinny. It's a body type. It's funny how people pick on every little thing even though some things are normal and can't be helped.

Instead of constantly adopting from another country, all these big shots or anyone who can, ADOPT A CHILDOR CHILDREN FROM THE US! There are thousands of kids looking for & needing good, loving homes!!

Instead of constantly adopting from another country, all these big shots or anyone who can, ADOPT A CHILDOR CHILDREN FROM THE US! There are thousands of kids looking for & needing good, loving homes!!

She can adopt where she chooses to adopt. We all have choices. She prefers to adopt internationally, it's her choice, her interest, her cause, her life. The need exists everywhere and the US doesn't have to come first, just because you think it should.

#55 I don't know, they'll eventually let go but Brad does not seem like the type to run easily. Granted he has gotten a lot of slack for the Jen thing but they were together for a LONG time for a) Hollywood and b) having completely different aspirations so to speak as far as marriage/family not to mention career status. Plus now there's kids involved so I don't know if Angelina would be as quick to jet either. Six years maybe? It's hard to tell.

To DD: I have no specific preference, as my family comes from Italy & the other half is American Indian. The comments were also not specific to her, I could care less there. It still remains that there are far too many children in this supposed rich country, that live & grow up in foster homes or on the streets. More times than not, these kids end up in the Juvenile system then straight to the Adult system. I know, I work for the Juvenile system.
What I am saying is that All Children Matter. It just seems as if the children in US do not matter, because most people don't have to see it..

To InCyn:
I don't think anyone here thinks that children of the US don't matter. And a lot of big shot celebrites do adopt from the US. I think Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise happen to be one couple that adopted from the US. Sorry if I missed your point, it just seemed like you were belittling those that choose to adopt internationally instead.

she has lost a lot of weight, that is undeniable. Her shoulders did not used to be so bony. She is no longer in a healthy weight range and I am a major advocate of being as lean and toned as possible but boney and thin is gross and unhealthy.

Celebrity question of the month (heck year or even decade)How can someone take care of their (four) children when they can't even take care of themselves?
Here are some pics from her less boney days.

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2617/Events/2617/AngelinaJo_Grani_3889537_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Jolie,%20Angelina

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/0802-sag/Events/0802-sag/jolieang.eli?path=pgallery&path_key=Jolie,%20Angelina

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0325703/Ss/0325703/TR2-16104.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Jolie,%20Angelina

There are many more pics for evidence but I tire of proving our point(many noticed the emaciation).

the reason thiz beautiful
couple haz decided to go
crazi with all theze kidz
so fast: they think the
world iz almost over and with
all that money, they want a
big family..and they don't need
to get married to make thingz
any better...people respect
each other more, when they're
not married...

if I waz either one of them, I
would do the same thing...I am
watching Troy right now, God ..
he is so fine with that hair...
Angelina..if I were U, I'd make
him wear that hair during sex..

Sorrreee, but not normal to have your bones sticking out like that. Remember when she used to have that bodacious bod in Tomb Raider days? Now every time I see a picture of her, she's got THAT LOOK, like some kind of fish on Xanax, and her elbow joints are the widest part of her arms. I agree a woman can't be too rich, but she's living proof that too thin is possible. Gross.

I feel sorry for her white kid - Shiloh. Angelina makes it sound like Shiloh is a mutant spawn.

Since she is so into renaming her prisoners, I mean children, I suggest she be fair and rename her 'special' child so he won't get jealous of the other kids and start acting out.

Might I suggest some possibilities for Brad new slave name?

Spinlessmanny Pussyboy
Dicklessdouchebag Manservantwhore
Castratedhebitch Acnescarface
Mr. Angelina Jolie

You people are morons and no NOTHING about adoptions & the adoption community. The garbage that comes out of your mouths is so uneducated about what an orphans life is like and the families that adopt them. So with that, I say the most assine thing I have ever said. FUCK YOU and YOUR RACIST ATTITUDE!

Angie: please eat a couple cheeseburgers. thanks.

Did she adopt Mr. Peepers?

I think adoption is a wonderful thing. What isn't so wonderful is the fact that she seems to adopt only physically appealing children. Are there no physically challenged children in the 3rd world in need of a family? I guess their government provides a loving family for them, huh? Let's not muddy up the beautiful Jolie-Pitt line-up , right? This couple makes me sick!!!

Ok, so, the kid's name is: Fakename, Fakename, AdoptiveMom'sFakeLastName, SomeDudeWhoIsn'tEvenMarriedToAdoptiveMom'sLastName.

The only "real" name in there is Pitt. And they're not even fucking married, so, what the fuck.

may shez sick!
anyone who hatez these 2
are just jealouz....

hollywood is full of bullshit
people who do nothing to help
otherz..at leazt they freakin
care about something..

all spreaz carez about iz which
ugly swimming suit shez gonna
where with thoze ratty extensionz./

Celebrities don't adopt American kids because American kids are so "privileged". Even the American kids in foster homes and on the streets are privileged, okay? They don't deserve to be adopted...celebrities are actually helping the world when they adopt a kid from another country.

FYI, most Asians go by their second name, therefore Thien is still his name.

And did anyone even bother to look up the meaning of Pax?

(n.) Friendship, or a friend; -- esp. in the phrases to make pax with, to make friends with, to be good pax, to be good friends; also, truce; -- used esp. interjectionally.

Did she not say she was thought Maddox needed someone in the family he could relate to?

jolie-pitt sounds like something that can be traded in the stock market.

i'm changing my name to that. sounds professional.

The root motivator for all her "good deeds" are to pacify the burning guilt she carries around... the utter gluttony and excess of her privelaged lifestyle. She ain't no Mother Theresa because the true test of character should not be meaured by charity done by the privelaged but by those that aren't privelaged. Yes she is helping these poor kids but lets not forget that 100% of it stems from a self serving slant. It is very easy and convenient to do what she does when she has the means. She should not be recognize and praised to this extent.

She should adopt an American child but she won't because it won't "feel" as good to he. It's all about "her".

#78. EXACTLY!!!!!!

The greatest form of charity is not measured by what you give but how you live. In a world where SO MANY people have nothing she lives a lifestyle of mansions and private planes. There is only so much to go around yet she lives an extravagant lifestyle and then purports to be the savior of the impoverished. She is a complete HYPOCRITE. Her behavior shows that she clearly carries around a lot of guilt and rightfully so, her life has been far from admirable. She only embarked on this whole façade which serves her more than anyone when she did a movie in Cambodia and finally open her eyes and her little pea brain to all the suffering in the world … oh how enlightened. PLEASE! I have seen many do much more with much less and on top of it they NEVER brag about it! She loves to talk about all her “good deeds” but I have yet to hear a humble word come out of her mouth.

Proof that Angelina Jolie really just doesn't have those kids best interests at heart. She's the quintessential narcissist. The only thing that makes me sick more than her are the morons who idolise the skinny biatch. If you too are sick of hearing about what a hero she is check out http://www.medialady.proboards105.com/ and hear people telling it like it is!

79 & 80==go fuck yourselvez
U azzholez: what have U done
to help anyone, NOTHING, U R
uselezz people, who run their
mouthz, but do nothing to help
otherz..who givez a fuck if she
adoptz someone from U.S...at least
shez taking care of someone elzez
kidz..
Fuck, Brittney can't even take care
of her own...

#81. I was raised by a single mother who works in developing countries helping build schools for children. I spent years of my life in Africa with my mother helping others. I followed in my mothers footsteps and am dedicated to many causes. Do you sponsor a child in a developing country? I do. Do you live simply so that you can give as much as possible? I do. My husband and I live in a modest 700 square foot apartment and live simply because in a world where so many have nothing we want to give as much as we can and not be greedy. I practice what I preach and live my life respectfully. My husband and I despise Angelina and Brad's HYPOCRACY. Just in case you are wondering my hubby is a gorgeous, toned 6'2" athlete. My measurements are
34C-23-34 and I am told that I look like Catherine Zeta Jones only younger and slimmer. We are NOT jealous of anyone because we are actually really happy being who we are.

As someone who grew up in a family dedicated to international development and foreign aid and have continued down that path myself I happen to know what I am talking about. Clearly you do not.

*having continued down that path

I just can't stand her. She is so in love with herself. :O=======

I LOVE her

What's up with all the gook references..what is this the 70s? Get over it already, it old. It's been old. The kid tastes like fried rice? Humor or not, that type of humor has no taste not even for vapid, waste of time blogs like this blog. If you are going to comment and highlight anything negative, you can be subjective, it's your right, but language like gook and derogatory anti-Asian vernacular need not find a home even on the web here, you may find a good laugh out of it, but honestly what does it say about you.

yuck! Angelina Jolie is ugly! She has a huge head with a big mouth and she sorta has a crooked nose!

I used to think Jolie was crazy but Brad Pitt must be totally insane! What does he see in this woman? Does she have him under some sort of a spell? Billy Bob Thorton was not that impressed with her. He realized what a sicko she is. She is collecting children from third world countries when she has a child of her own. If she wants to help out poor children, there are plenty in her own country, USA!!! What is WRONG with that woman?? What is WRONG with Brad Pitt?! It's all so extreme and ridiculous. I feel sorry for Shiloh. I would NOT want that woman to by my mother. Obviously Shiloh is not enough for her. Shiloh even though wealthy will grow up feeling like she was robbed of love.