May 3 2007Paris Hilton's boyfriend is an idiot

Not news. Of course he is.

First?

Her boobs still boggle me.

Damn! hehe... mmmm why does she keep popping out in the news anyway... stop giving her attention, or better then, SOMEBODY... SHOOT HER ALREADY!!!!

I thought her 15 minutes were up?

Nice to see the magic boobs are back. If I was dating Paris, I would walk around like I was th shit too. I want to be call Paris boy too!! When is it going to be my turn to be Paris boy?

IIIIIIIII'm gonna catch a ba-bee bum-ble bee.

Josh Who-derson? They should call him "2x4" because of that piece of lumber he straps across his ass to keep from falling into that disease-riddled cavern she calls a vagina.

Her thing is so deep, dank, and dark that you could grow mushrooms in it.

No, no, no, Paris. Honey.

You part the nylon extensions on the RIGHT. So that your LEFT wonk-eye is concealed. Not the other way 'round.

That second last pic IS Kathy Hilton.

Nice dress.

... in other words, this ol' fart is beginning to show her age. Wait 'til she's 40.

Aha ha ha ha ha!!!

That dress just gave me a seizure.

In the last picture, the girl standing behind Paris looks like she's missing a chromosome.

Did she have Owen Wilson's dicknose transplanted on her face?

haha, well are they two peas in a pod

anyways.. he was like that when he dated ashlee simpson

Aaahhhh.... facial glitter... the mark of a true whore.

she looks like a bobble head. bobblebobblebobble......

Does she actually practice those poses in the mirror? I mean, since she obviously can't get a model contract because of the constant seeping of the crap from her box and it's hard to wear diapers with a thong, she's treating this whole thing as a photo op... sorry sweetheart, you're ugly!

The guy must be in it for the ride. The bitch is ridiculous looking, she is as dumb as her own punished hair, and I couldn't even get a halfsie-hard on watching her boring fuck film.

I have a headache. Either from trying to see where she is looking with her lazy fucking eye or that whore-endous dress.

At first I thought it said Paris is an idiot, which would make sense as well.

#4 I got no problem with homicide...

#9 That's a good idea. Too bad she can't muster up an idea.

Is it just me or does she look like a creepy waxwork figure in the second to last pic...the texture of her skin and hair look more artificial than a barbie doll.

Did you guys notice they rearranged the posts again, putting them back in original order?

Eh...who cares.

I guess she gave up on dating Prince.

Is there really anything at all new to say about this bimbo?... NO. STD is her middle name (check) What's with the wonky eye? (check) As worthless as a tit on a bull (check)... etc. etc.

I'm going outside for a walk in the sun; something mildly productive.

paris only wears shoes size 8 1/2 or bigger, if you know what i mean, jimbo.

guess you're sol.

So the guy is thinking he's God's gift?He must be infected by the Paris Hilton virus because i don't remember him.

#21 Veggi, or the 15 cocktails from last night????

Well, that's why MY head hurts, anyway...

exactly. never can tell FRIST!

If people would stop taking pictures of this attention hugging jizz rag, maybe she'd just go away.

We need new material. This recycled Hilton/Lohan/Spears crap is getting old.

theres a new post

Picture 7 is scary.

Every day, in every way, she becomes more and more of a tranny. With a very bad wonky eye. Doesn't she have enough cash to fix that shit?

Looks like she's wearing a jester outfit from the Middle Ages.

Her vagina sucks the brains out of people.

I bet her farts smell.

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Blah Blah Blah Wonk Eye, Blah Blah Blah Bad Porno, Blah Blah Blah Herpes, Blah Blah Blah Less Talant than Tara Reid, Blah Blah Blah Boyfriends dumber than she is...

It's all been said before, I'm so bored of her I can barely get up the energy to correctly point out what a waste of space she is.

Her mom's womb must have been square-shaped... look at that noggin.

The boyfriend must not be too stupid to Paris' standards, he got into her snatch, didn't he?

Take a little STD, give a little STD...mmmm, tasty.

Paris looks old for her years and partied out. If she goes to jail (see TMZ story) she will finally have time to paint those nasty chipped fingernails.

I think I like the photo of her doing the Queen Elizabeth "beauty wave" the best. Especially with those really long hands of hers.

Still, I'd titty fuck her and bust my nut into her wonky eye. She has her magical bra on today.

get lost paris

right.. he totally dated ashlee simpson. it's kinda gross how they all share eachother.

You know what ?
Don't write another story on this bitch, unless it's to say she's dead...
Don't even do it, then

#37-
I shot snot out of my nose...

THIS BITCH HAS MONEY!!!
WHY IN THE FUCK DO HER NAILS LOOK SO TORE UP ?
DOES SHE LET HER DOG DO THEM FOR HER, AFTER HE/SHE LICK THAT DRIED PUSS OF HERS ?

she's gonna need plastic surgery in a year if she doesnt want to look as crappy as her mom with her chunky neck underskin

This is...

...

Uhhhh...

I'm at a loss for words here. Next exit, the Apocalypse?

cause of that dress I gotta go see my eye doctor;...poor federline, I bet he is sad he's not dating her.

Paris the goddess... you'll look good in anything you choose to wear !! (or not to wear)

@47 - so who should the stories be on? you and your retarted grandma with one wonky leg?

#53 Hi Paris....you suck..and what do u really do besides party, fuck ,anyone can party ...go help someone with all that dirty money your family has acquired.

She looks like "Skittles" puke in that dress! :D....

Paris boy? Come on now, lets be more clever than that.

when will this paris shit end??? every day its the same....sundresses and long blonde curly hair. how original. i hope that tramp goes to jail for real.

Well, we all got our wish
now poor Paris in jail
how will u handle it
your body will freak the hell out
when it goes off all those drugz& booze
this is the funniest thing ever to happen
I guess your money now knows its not above the law....

What's so fucking great about being Putris Hilton's latest flesh-pocket? You're basically being a "host" for about 10 different strains of STD. I guess the medical plan is really good...yes?

I guess Paris needs to get it from anywhere she can right now... Question how many cigrettes do you think Paris is worth anyhow? Have fun in jail Paris, welcome to a rude awakeing that the rest of us call reality!!