May 8 2007Paris Hilton wants to be pardoned, can't spell

Maybe she just can't type.

THANK YOU - FINALLY SOMETHING NEW!
Why it had to be about Paris and some fucked up worthless petition is beyond me.

I'm gonna spam the shit out of it. Use a name like "UGOTWHAT UDESERVEDBITCH!" or stuff like that.

So the Superficial fatihful wait all morning for this piece of fluff. There is a whole big blogging world out there just waiting to be taken. You people have this to comment on.

SUCKERS

FUCK YOU PARIS

I can just picture her new publicist handing her a puppy and telling her to look like a contrite little girl. It's still not gonna buy you any sympathy, honey.

@2 anyting is better than that cat fight on the Jessica post

i'm utterly amazed that she knows who the governor of california is. Perhaps she feels they are on equal footing, both of them being movie stars and all.

HA-HA-HA-HA!!!! I LOVE WHAT THE NY TIMES WROTE:
"Meanwhile yesterday, Paris' publicist and fall guy, Elliot Mintz - whom she axed after he testified he told the HEIRHEAD her license was suspended for 30 days instead of four months - vowed he would do anything to win her back."

HEIRHEAD!!! I GOTTA CHECK THE URBAN DICTIONARY FOR THAT ONE! AWESOME!!

I'm surprised she knew how to spell petition!!!

#7 - Paris is a movie star? Is that in her mind, or yours?
Please say "her mind" p0nk, or I'll lose all respect for you.

I just can't help but reflect on the video where she and her sister are at a party and they are making fun of jews and blacks. I believe one of her words was "Hey look at us, we are like two nig****." Then she breaks off into a stupid rap about jewish people.

Well I hope she enjoys her nig*** experience and enjoys jail. Guess dreams do come true for racist aholes.

Or knows what a petition IS

She could ask me to sign a petition to cure cancer, and the very fact that it's her asking would make me not want do it. SOMEONE forgot a word in there!!!!

WOOHOO! NEW POST! i wonder if she's gonna try to take Tinkerbell to jail with her....poor little puppy's gonna get ass reamed....

#10 i was being sarcastic.

I am just wanting to see the bitch get gang raped by a bunch of butch biker lesbos when she goes to jail. There is no way in hell I would sign that petition

how can I start a petition to increase her sentence to life in prison?

She probably knows how to spell "sign." The "G" and the "H" are right next to each other on the keyboard. She probably just hit the wrong key and didn't notice.

18: defending Paris? I dont think that's allowed on this site.

Paris...if you're reading this

For once in your life you are going to have to listen to authority, be held accountable for your actions and face the fact that the world does NOT revolve around you! None of your friends, your smiles and giggles, your parents, or even your money can get you out of this! The only good thing this has brought is happiness to millions of people around the world who couldn't wait for the day that KARMA kicked you in the teeth! You are spoiled and you don't care about anyone's feelings except you own. Through this whole thing you have been trying to "get off the hook"..not once have you ever said "This is a wake up call and I should have known better"..It all goes to show you what a terrible job your parents did at raising you. You would have had more morals about you and self worth if you were raised in a trailor somewhere to parents who worked hard for what they had instead if given everything in life!

I feel sorry for you... but not for going to jail...I feel sorry for you because you do not possess the ability to love someone more than yourself...and to have that ability is far greater than ANY amount of money you could ever have.

The end result....One day you will die surrounded by people who are grabbing at your money and fame..NOT people who truley loved you.

I'd laugh if Arnold gave her the death sentence.

I hope they televise it.

AT LEAST SHE KNOWS WHERE THE CAPS KEY IS!!!!11!

Fishstick, Tinkerbell is DEAD...think she forgot to feed it or something...

45 days in prison. Without makeup. Cell phone. Car. Mcdonalds. Camera. She won't survive.

Well said, #4!

My only concern here is....what's going to happen to the dog?

I hope the other inmates are waiting for her with a sock full of pennies.

6
I love cats.

Tinkerbell NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
That goddamn dog was the brains of her whole operation!

#2 I think I'll help you out with that.

Frist: hows life unemployed? are you stalking your old boss with a sackful of oranges? i hear those and telephone books dont leave marks....

I just heard she fired her new publicist because they told her that's how you spell "sign".

Well...it SUCKS, and no, not yet. He's wise to the sack full of oranges thing, as I recommended we use that on one of our clients once, but telephone books? That might work...

#15 - thank p0nk. I was afraid for a moment that you got trolled.

This just in: Paris and Elliot are back together again
http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/05/08/ap3697392.html

@26 so do I

LONG OVERDUE ..

they should have threw this clam in jail after that piece of shit cd she put out..

xoxo theredsnapper

Well my employer may be hiring soon, as Ive realized she/it doesnt pay me enough to pay my rent. Just make sure you like roaches, bad coffee, gangs in the area and of course, no A/C. weeee! lets sun off and start a Sarcastic Bitch Commune!

She can't go to prison, she can't wipe her ass by her own.

Here's the link to the petition:
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PH21781/

They do not do any authentication, so go & make up a fake name and E-Mail address, and have all the fun you want in the comments field.

The jail needs to rot with her in it!!

By signing the petition, you're opening the fourth seal.

I'm assuming the ink won't even be dry on that when the Ahnuld gives his "no"

To: Paris Hilton
From: The Rest of Us
Subject: You're NOT Special

Time to pay the piper, asshole.

I may have to move to LA and smack a cop just so I can be in holding with her. C'mon, you know they'll find out she's a man there.

Paris could take the badass route; hold her hear up and take her sentence. This whiney shit only shows us just how spoiled a brat she is.

She is a circus freak. It's not like she has a ton of adoring fans waiting in line to sihn her crappy petition anyways.

She should spread her crab infested crotch open for the papa-nazis & but they would have to promise to sihn the petition frist.

Since when can you petition out of jail sentence! Seriously can you do that in Cali? The bad news about the whole thing is they are going to segregate her from the general pop. If they didn't I give her 4 minutes tops before she is shanked.

"As depicted on Friday night's episode "Nancy Grace" on Headline News (May 4, 2007), countless celebrities have been "slapped on the wrist" for similar incidents recently. Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson, Tracy Morgan, Wynonna Judd, to name a few, were arrested and never did a day in jail after their initial arrests for drunk driving /DUI /DWI charges. Rappers Busta Rhymes and Eve still walk free after both being arrested for the same charges as Ms. Hilton just this past week. Brandy's California Highway accident, although no proof of DUI was evidenced in her accident, resulting in the death of a young wife and mother in California, yet Brandy walks free as of today, never doing any time and A WOMAN HAS BEEN KILLED most likely due to her reckless driving!

Yet, Paris Hilton did not hurt, injure, or kill anyone or anything, and yet she must do jail time."

What a $#%@. Reading that petition makes me want to give her a life sentence. First off, I can give her a ton of examples where people have gone to jail for LESS than what she did. Second, it's cute how she obviously OVERLOOKED the fact that even though other celebtities got away with it - that doesn't make it right. She should feel LUCKY that she's the first step stone towards changing the fact celebrities ought not get away with things like this. And I'm sure for her it's a HUGE injustice that she has to be the one to "suffer" for this change. But let's face it - in a perfect world ALL of those dipshits would've her served time. So, 1 dipshit in jail is better than 0.

What an utter farce this is. If Arnold lets her off I will completely lose faith in the system.

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Take a look at the actual petition! It is such bullshit. It has lines like these:

"She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives."

"We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong. We do not support drunk driving or DUI charges. Paris should have been sober. But she shouldn't go to jail, either."

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It's just a sihn of the times I tell ya...

Ok, I just made the mistake of clicking on her Myspace link and I am so completely disgusted at what her "fans" are posting about her on the petition. Especially the little 16 yr black girl, Simone, who is her "biggest fan" and even though when she saw the video of Paris saying the N word and was deeply hurt by it, she brushed it off because she didn't want to let something "that small" change her mind about Paris, and since she's a really good judge of character she knows that Paris is really a beautiful person inside and out.
::{blinks}:: You have GOT to be kidding me

Just look at all those people who sign the petition!!! How can there be people like that in this world? Oh, well, I think if Paris is from these world then anything is possible.

I guess the person who moderates her myspace doesn't let bad comments to get posted.

On the other hand, is it possible for a governor to pardon illegal driving? I thought pardons were made for executions... I hope she's being electrecuted if that's so.

You guys are dumb. Your forgetting how many people she's slept with. If they all signed the petition, she could become president.

Her fans are freaking morons! GOD! why do we tolerate this crap from people, all those people who are her "friends" on myspace should do the rest of the world a favor a just jump off a cliff.

I wish Arnold would use his superpowers to set Paris up in some sort of "Running Man" scenario. If she survives 24 hours then she earns her freedom. We can watch it on the tee vee.

Aw fuck "Running Man"...where do I sign to just have this hound gassed? And not the one in the pink collar.

Personally, I think it is ridiculous that Paris has been sentenced to 45 days in county jail. EVERYONE knows Paris Hilton is an IDIOT and perhaps borderline retarded. I do not doubt for a minute Paris did not realize her license was still suspended. However, I doubt Elliot Mintz MISinformed Paris of the restrictions put on her license, more than likely he failed to use language sufficiently simplistic enough for her to comprehend the message. Typically, informing someone of their legal predicament is the job of the LAWYER who represented the person with regard to specific charges. The judge's sentence was OUTRAGEOUS and seemingly intended to garner the judge HIS 15 minutes. The world is not being made a safer better place by sending a spoiled, annoying bimbo to county jail. What a WASTE of county resources. House arrest with an ankle monitor would have been MORE than sufficient and FAR more appropriate.

I'd sign a petition to double her sentence. But, sign a pardon Paris petition? No, I don't think so.

But, I'm reasonable. How about this, Paris can get her pardon on the condition that she be frozen in carbonite indefinitely and displayed in Times Square. Either that or she gets tossed into the Sarlacc Pit.

Hello Fishies!
Paris Hilton going to jail means that God loves you. Fairies exist and money DOES grow on trees.
*Hummmmms happily to self.*

The Pardon goes something like this:

Arnold- Hello Pawis. I heah yu ah in some twouble or some ting of dis nae-cha ?

I see dat lately you have lahge boobs. Don worry, its not a tumah !

So today i give to you a pahdon or someting like dis so dat we can keep seeing your hoo hahs daily and dis and dat.

ok den. bye bye little amedican whoah

I'll sign on to capital punishment for herpes-infected whores, but thats about it.

Rot Paris Rot!

Hey mzchief, #53: How stupid are you? The judge was doing his job, not looking for his 15 minutes of fame. The skank deserves her 45 day sentence. She's damn lucky her penalty wasn't more severe. You morons who support this piece of trash are truly stupid.

I am absolutely stunned that there are people that look up to Paris and are "fans". What that means is that there are people dumber than Paris. We're doomed.

#44 SeeFood

The problem with your post about how other celbs have been let off for the same thing is that you are purposley leaving out something. Sure, Mel Gibson was arrested for Drunk driving and didn't do time. But that was because he WASN"T DRIVING ON A SUSPENDED LISCENSE. Paris had her liscense suspended and has since been stoped TWICE for driving on it.

The other celbs you mention were just stopped once, so get your facts straight.

P.S. After 45 days with no make-up, no hair extensions and no botox she is going to look like Michael Jackson when she comes outta there.

Hope she picks up a flesh-eating virus in the pokey.

Anyone remember the PARIS IN THE THE SPRING optical illusion?

http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=79444

#44 SEE FOOD! WHOOPS My Apologies, I didn't read your entire post, Sorry about that!!! I agree with you. Ok, so because of that I am stupid....not as stupid as Lohan though because I remember to breath.

In case anyone else is interested...I started my own online petition to send the whore to the pokey...you can sign it at
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/parisbehindbarsnow

To Whammer Jammer #58......
The sentence IS needlessly HARSH. People with MULTIPLE DUIs and even parole and probation violations do NOT get 45 days in county jail. I think it would have been FAR more appropriate for Paris Hilton to have been given 90 days of house arrest with an ankle monitor. Not to mention a MASSIVE fine to defray the cost rather than WASTE county resources on a NONviolent offender. Do NOT assume that my sound judgment regarding appropriate sentencing can mean I have ANY sympathy for a blight on society such as Paris Hilton and her ilk. However, she is a PRODUCT of society in that the ONLY way she can be a celebriTARD is because of the interest society has in HER! What concerns me about YOU is your HATE for someone who has done NOTHING to harm you and how it has managed to impair your ability to make sound judgments and conduct an online conversation without name calling. What does that say about YOU?

She's just asking for hatred. If this is pardoned by Paris's loyal neanderthal fans, the public will sick even more dissapointment on her.

You are not above others, twat.

Paris fatigue, the country has it. It's too bad she isn't interesting. She could have used the years to be an amazing socialite considering the life she was born into, living in the Waldorf.

She deserves to be punished! What the hell? Why should she get special treatment? For being a rich brat? It's not like she'd sign a petition for anyone else. Or do anything to help someone else, for that matter.

64. I signed it
Thanks,
Nicky Hilton

65, if you have such a problem with it, go become a judge and then you can go interpret the law how you see fit. but for now, let that dude do his job & let paris go where she rightfully belongs. thanks!

#56- LOL for Ahhh-nold

65--are you for real?

"People with MULTIPLE DUIs and even parole and probation violations do NOT get 45 days in county jail."

really, in the entire history of the USA? wow, i find it hard to believe that you are privy to all this information! I'm sure there ARE people who get jail time for voilating parole, actually , i'm sure there are alot of people. maybe not famous people, buy why do you care so much? she broke the law, time for the slut to pay!

65
Don't waste your time, they don't understand what you are saying so they say you are stupid and you love paris.

Obviously Josh Henderson is trying to get her pardoned and out of jail.

He couldnt get into any club without her and she'd be gone during prime club months. The summer.

I hate this bitch and she must be punished. But Everybody knows she probably wont go to jail. She'll blow the jugde or Arnold. So why making this sentence that will actually cost a lot to the citizens? People in prison have hot meals, tv and a beds. She should has been sentence to live in the street for 45 days. That would be better.

Oh, I see Mia's got her Friend Making Hat on here, too.

65
I agree.

#64 - I signed it, and will sign it repeatedly.

#73 - no one asked you to toss out insults! BTW, we're not talking about Paris, France. We're talking about Paris Hilton. So put up your hands & go surrender to the Muslims, Frenchie!

76
let her post fuck. you're anoying and not funny to top it all.

Mummy

I'm hearing you're kid asking for some sweet candy.

(I didn't expect you to understand such logical thoughts. You think prison is a good punishment? Stay in your fairy world...)

house arrest in her mansion? yeah that would make sense.

78

Why you hate muslim?

78
she's from CANADA. you know the country right above yours? gotta take a look at you map dude!

Just so everyone knows....Mia likes to make "jokes" of the sexual nature involving kids.....she's one sick fuck, ain't she? Oh, and Kyra is her Tag-along patsy.

And yeah, I do think jail is a good punishment for some fucking mirror-kissing asshole who's never been held accountable for her actions or told NO in her entire life. And your problem with the rule of law, Mia?

I'm just hoping this is a fake petition and it is actually going to be used as a list of poeople to be euthanized by the government in order to eliminate the further diffussion of the gene pool.

Cross your fingers..

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actually, it would. we would like to have one of those but for those who do, they don't appreciate it. she is lonely and it's worse when she's home i'm sure!

78

In fact, in french, you don't pronounce Paris Hilton the same way than Paris, France. We say Pari (paree). No chance I could confuse them.

She VIOLATED HER PROBATION! She had her second chance and blew it (just like her first chance).
This is NOT and uncommon sentence for a PVO for a DUI. To fine her a larger amount base on her ability to pay is far more troubling than the prospect of spending county resources on a non violent offender

And honestly, this sends a message to the brain dead followers of her that nobody is above the long arm of the law. When you show up late for your court date, and disrespect your probation as she has, you are basically telling the court to fuck off.

IF the courts repsonse to that is go to fucking jail bitch, than how can you not be supportive?

Just so everyone knows, JRZMOMMY is not loved. That's why she puts words in people's mouth (or keyboard!) and deforms everything you say. so, did you get your pills?

God, again with using my jokes.....Kyra, is your name really DanYELL?

86, now you're just speculating. do you really feel sorry for her? really?

and you say "we" like that retard who started the petition says "We, the American public who support Paris." sorry, i don't want to be lumped in with the likes of you.

88

''the long arm of the law'' I'm gonna cry. Its so emotionnal. On word, corruption.

And American Court of injustice? I don't give a shit...

Mia...you're so witty. I bet JRZMOMMY isn't as witty and smart as you. Especially in bed. I've never had a french canadian girl before.

If the long arm of the law was so extraordinary, Mummy wouldn't have the right to procreate. Fucking pedophile.

Hello, Kyra Troll...

Jesus, can you two get a fucking room already?

mia and kyra, are you two sitting next to each other in the library of your jr. high school?

91

Thinking about a better way to punish her doesn't mean we support her. We just don't think prison is enough for it! And you'll pay for her special treatment in jail. Lucky you.

97

No? are you?

And by we, I mean those who don't agree with you.

As predicted on the Jessica Simpson post....Mia makes "jokes" involving the sexualizing of children then calls me a pedophile. The same way she starts all this shit about hating America and Americans then says it was other people who started it.

#98 & #99 ok mia, you stupid fucking cunt, listen up! 1) the "i know you are but what am i" insults coupled with your inability to speak English indicate that you are either retarded or a child. 2) allowing a rich arrogant snob like paris hilton to buy her way out of jail when everybody else does the time for committing the crime is not considered true justice.

You know what would be a real punishment for Paris? Having to read all the crap you have to say here. My kid hates me please, stop giving yourself so much importance. I write what I think. Sorry to make you realize your far from being original!!

mia, do you even live in this country? if not, great, so why are you even spending time thinking about a better punishment when your opinion doesn't even matter?

104
you should agree to the fact that YOU (people that have a job) are going to pay for her to stay in this jail. don't you think that sucks?

#105 no that doesn't suck. that's what our tax dollars are for. Paris Hilton pays a good deal of those tax dollars. let her reap the benefits of her tax dollars by spending a few days in the slammer.

no, because i think she should go to jail! hell, i think alot more people that don't get locked up should! unfortunately the jails are already overcrowded.

102

I'm not an English speaker, so... Sorry for the typos
And I really think that forcing her to do some communauty work would be more humiliating, than being served in prison.

104

No I don't live in your country. But why does you opinion matter? Do you live in the same state than Paris (the person)?

Don't you have a job Kyra?

your tax dollars could be used for so many other things like helping kids in need or homeless people or people in Texas right now or fixing your streets....not slapping the fingers of a rich bitch to come and stay fed and covered for 45 days. after two days that she's out, she'll forget all about it and continue be the idiot she seriously is.

pOnk...do you live in the same state as paris? ha ha!!!!

106

Its funny. In canada, our tax dollars are use to help poor people, to pay medications and doctors. Its funny hein? Your tax are use to hypotheticaly send rich people to prison were they won't be photograph and be served, have tv and hot meals. Great.

Oh, so you two think that wealthy people shouldn't have to go to jail....just the poor ones.

i'm not saying mine does, but i'm not thinking of other ways for her to be punished when it's not going to happen. the judge says she's goign to jail. end. of. story! there is no reason for arguing.

and community work is a sham for celebrities. for example, naomi campbell, just a few weeks ago in nyc. probably got more publicity from her walks to community service than in the last 5 years combined. big fat joke!

Mia
ignore la pioche, ça la fait frustrer encore plus!!!

And mummy, right, I'M the pedophile. I'm the one with the suspiscious name. I'm the one who fuck her own kid. Yeah.

Our tax dollars also go to Tsunami relief, AIDS & famine relief in Africa, aid to South America, malaria research....

114
isn't Paris going to ask to reduce the sentence or is it really that and that's it?!? Getting confused here.

133

i didn't say poor or wealthy. I said rich daddy girls who won't go to jail anyway. Don't you think she'll get punished by serving meal to smelly homeless with a trash bag on and no makeup while paparazzi feast on it?

there she goes again with the having sex with kids. Well, hopefully one day you'll meet up with someone and make one of your sick jokes and they'll turn around and gut you like a fish.

you don't have prisons in canada? my god you really are a retard or a child (not necessarily mutually exclusive).

yeh JRZ, unfortunately i do live in CA, the land of fruits and nuts.

115

Je sais, mais la traiter de pédo aussi la fait frustrer...!

I still want to see the panties that Paris gets when she checks into the "South Central Hilton" - I hope they belonged to Bree the crack whore who got shanked in the shower and there are still remnants of blood stains on the crotch...

Back on topic...
What's really funny about this petition is that it's being si(h)ned by 8th graders and foreigners, none of whom can vote...

Kyra, she's already getting a reduced sentence.
the maximum for her offense, by law, could have been much worse.

110, um tax dollars are going to fixing streets etc etc etc. what do you think they syphon money out of everone's paychecks and it all goes to sending rich people to prison?

pOnk...yeah, I know you do, big guy. The jails in Canada are probably a lot like Romper Room.

117

And wars, and pusch, and torture in guantanamo...

I knew the bilingual brigade wasn't far behind. When losing a battle of intelligence, resort to Babel Fish.

#124 i thought about that too. all of her adolescent fans signing a petition - completely invalid for legal consideration.

mia & kyra, you two should keep your conversations in french and give up on the english. That way we can all pretend that you make sense.

I want to see her in the shower, lining up with all the bulldykes that are staring at her, wanting to get inside her skinny little, gold-plated rump...

actually, Tagalong, the only frustrating thing I find about you and the object of your affection is your complete and utter stupidity.

127

Our jail are for real criminals, Like pedophile. With your own kid, how could you??

130
Easier to pretend we make sense than to try to understand french. I don't blame you. French is a difficult language that only intelligent and fluent people could control.
It's okay, we're not mad.

Stil love you for always xxx

Poor little heiress Paris! She's got a golden pot to piss in, but the judge nailed the window shut to throw it out from.

Take your medicine Ms. Hilton, and not a double shot of penicillin in this case! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

131
eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF? First the panties now that....thanks, I just digested a little bit.

118, i bet you are.

"she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or any electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing."

130

fucking racist.

A lot of you are complaining about "wasted tax dollars". What's being wasted? Someone broke the law and is paying for it. Violent or not, she's still an irresponsible twat without ONE fiber of sympathy in her body. Pardon: DENIED.

She's not being sentenced to a maximum security prison, you fuckstick Mia. She's going to the County jail. There are some rough fucks in the County jail, but it's not like Folsom or San Quinten.

just an aside here, but Paris' tax dollars pay my entire salary while i sit and play on here all day. i can't complain if my tax dollars pay for her month in jail.

Now, all the girls in jail are gonna catch herpes....
BRING YOUR VALTREX PARIS.

We came here, try our best to speak english, and you insult us about our typos, our language and country and now you are complaining that we hate you?

140

You seem to know them well. How often have you been there? Is the food good? Are they paying for psychiatric therapy for molested children?

141

What a useless being you are... Your name is Paris?

I don't know what everyone's getting so worked up about, this bitch gets a 8' X 10' room with a bed, a TV and a toilet, and gets three shitty meals a day, so I guess it would be just like staying at one of her hotels....

#138... lmfao, i'm a racist because i said you should give up trying to speak english? huh?

you two (mia & kyra) are good examples of why the rest of the world laughs at the French.

147

Why do you hate foreigners?

#145 if i were indeed useless, my name might be Paris, or some other french word.

and your pedophile insults are really old and lame. please tell your teacher you need to learn some new english words.

Nobody laughs at canadian. On the other hand. I bet a couple of countries are planing to attack america. Isn't that better?

i don't hate foreigners, just idiots.

147
Thank you. I'm not french btw....
haha! got you there hein?!?!

I learned french and love it and loved Québec so much that I moved there. This is what happens to people that are open minded. They get to see the world and they are greeted by really nice people.

and why the fuck are you talking to me anyways?

149

Speak in a language you don't know well. Please. Just to see how good you are.

151

Than you hate yourself. Poor you...

Again, another fucked up "joke" about pedophilia. You really represent Canada well, Mia. HOnestly, do you think you're clever? Do you think child rape is a clever witty thing, Mia?

About French :

It is an official language in 41 countries, most of which form what is called in French La Francophonie, the community of French-speaking nations. French as a foreign language is the second most frequently taught language in the world, after English.[5]

It is an official or administrative language of the African Union, the European Broadcasting Union, ESA, the European Union, the Council of Europe, FIA, FIFA, ICUP, FINA, IHO, the International Bureau of Weights and Measures, the International Court of Justice, the International Olympic Committee, the International Political Science Association, the International Secretariat for Water, Interpol, NATO, the UCI, the United Nations and all its agencies (including the Universal Postal Union), the World Anti-Doping Agency, and the World Trade Organization. Along with English, it is perhaps the most used language in the European Commission.

Mia,

They can't speak french. Lack of interest, intelligence and too closed up on their lives to see what's around. Proof: they think France and Québec is the same thing...
heelllloooo!!! anybody home down in the states? please, someone show them a globe!

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20038172,00.html

Here's a portion:

Paris Hilton is now part of a grass-roots campaign to keep her out of jail.

In a message that went up Monday on her MySpace page and reported in the New York Post, the hotel heiress writes (in her own spelling): "My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"

The petition, directed to California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, asks that Hilton be pardoned from her sentence of 45 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation by driving with a suspended license. The punishment was handed down in Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday. An appeal has been filed.

"I urge all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice to sign this petition," writes Hilton.

The petition, which had more than 900 signatures by Tuesday morning, urges the California actor-turned-governor to pardon Hilton because she provides "beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives."

CAN ANYONE PLEASE START A PETITION AGAINST THIS. PLEEEEEEEASE, PRETTY PRETTY PLEEEEEEASE.

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I don't know, your the child rapist.

mzchief...she got pulled over 3 times and the cops told her the FIRST time they pulled her over her license was suspended AND MADE HER SIGN A HANDOUT saying that she was told that. There are people that are killed deach year by morons who decide they're fit to drive when in fact they're not. She no special. She did not get sentenced for her DUI but for driving on a suspended license and ignoring the cops telling her not too, instead believing her gerbel assistant. She got caught THREE times doing this by cops. You can imagine how many times in fact she did drive. X 17 online has tons of footage of her driving during this time. She thinks she's special and she should not have to follow anything, well i guess the judge thought otherwise.
Also, the second AND third time she was told as well, so yeah since she pays a lot of taxes she ain't stayin' on my money in jail. Let her get a taste of what the world is like, without makeup and with people who had serious offenses in there. Maybe that'll scare her off.
All i gotta say and that Nicloe's next!

Thank God you don't have children, Mia. I can't imagine someone as low as you entrusted with the care of a child. You'd be a lousy parent...I'm sure it comes from not being very well parented yourself. You obviously have no upbringing.

i've noticed that the two half-wits have given up trying to defend their position and have resorted to (lame) personal attacks while patting themselves on the back for their cleverness. And #156 you should probably add the Special Olympics Debate Team to that fine list.

#110 Kyra ...

Why is it ok to use tax dollars to throw the poor in jail but no some "rich Bitch" Treating her any differently opens a floodgate of really disturbing possibilities. For instance, you murder somebody...but don't worry, it was a family squabble and I have lots of money so don't throw me in jail, I'll just pay a huge fine that will be spent all on needy kids.

Treat Paris like anybody else...and yes, a 2nd violation for driving on a suspended liscense after a DUI, AND when the judge thinks you have been lying to him in your testimoney is punishable by a 45 day sentance. It is a valid sentance under the codes of CA. Send here there, let her be out of control of her life for once, maybe learn a little responsibility.

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You started those lame personal attacks. Shut the fuck up fag.

161

I do plan to have children someday, and thank somebody, i wont take you as a mother example. You should be ashamed.

SInce I doubt that Paris can spell cunnilingus, I am sure she will have intimate knowledge of it after prison...

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I agree 150%. My point was more that I am fed up of paying taxes and people are sent to jail to set examples. I don't know the hole case here but the way you say it, seems fair enough to me. But I am sure she's gonna get some special treatment in there...someone will do that for her for sure.

Kyra

Y pensent juste a eux et a leur maudit pays de merde qui fout le bordel partout dans le monde. Le Français? Connaissent pas...

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Than ponk should go to prison too!! He'll learn a lot...

mia, you haven't learned your French lessons very well. shut up and surrender.

#168...

I think she just told all of us to eat shit...

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connaissent pas et veulent pas connaître. c'est sûrement mieux comme ça par contre. imagine les niaiseries qui se diraient en français!!! je m'amuse avec eux. je leur dis que je suis un gars, après une fille, french, not french...c'est des esties d'mangeux d'pelles!!! penses-tu qu'j'suis Québécoise???

Make sure you show your kids all your really clever jokes about kids being raped when you have them Mia.

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Not even near of it...

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I already said I wouldn't follow you example mummy.

172

A premiere vue je dirais que oui.

Onk-pay, Ia-may is-say an-ay ouche-day.

Ponk

if you're so good, can you translate this please.

Je suis un imbécile et j'encule des poules.

GO SMART MOUTH...FIND A WAY!

Je ne say noir, de la Charles De Gaulle, la manger la merde, de la Pierre laPorte, un je ne say qoi, avec la bonnhome de neige...que pasa??

ukingfay, untcay...

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I'm really happy that my nation is a peaceful and helpful one. Not the kind who drops bombs on muslim children and fuck stability of others to controll their natural ressources.

Hey Mummy, What about muslim Children, do you fuck them to?

Tagalong--I don't know if your a fucking French Canadian Queerbecoise or not...I do know that there is a certain breed of asshole and you and Mia are cut from the same cloth in that regard.

#53 - uuhmm-actually the reason I want her to go to jail is because I'm obnoxious.

Peaceful and helpful? Nope, try again. This time, go closer to useless and stagnant.

178-179

YOU'RE TOO FUNNY!!
What the fuck are you saying dough?

Lol

178
Are you high?

jrzmommy and spindoc, why are you guys wasting time on some canadian wahsed up cunts? They're prob getting creamy cuz you guys engage them in conversations here. I fucking hate the french a bunch of ass wipes, especially these mental abortions " other countries plan to attack America. Isn't that better?" Yeah cuz last time i checked Alannis Morisette and Avril douche bag Lavigne and all your "celebrities" want to live in your shit country Canada. Your dollars are spent on idiots not doctors, you have to wait a year to see a specialist doctor and even then you can only bring up 2 problems you're having. Yeah, we pay for shit, and can see a doctor same day if we want too, and talk about all we want. Idiots. Coward motherfuckers. Especially the ones from Canada. Eat a crossaint and reminesce about the good ol' america. And watch out, we might find some weapons of mass destruction in your coutry later when the water supply get low .LOL.

Tagalong just told us all that she's an imbecile and she fucks chickens up the ass! Well, at least she's an honest tagalong.

Come on toiletduck,

I know you could give us more....

Come on toiletduck

I'm sure you could do more....

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I know your nation of agressive moron don't know the meaning of peaceful and helpful. Sorry for you. Being pacefull is useless for you cause we don't give you reason to attack us. We are useles...

All we need now is Ghoulia to start confessing that she has clumps of fecal matter under her nails due to lack of hygiene. I don't think these Queerbec fuckbags get the idea here....you're supposed to insult another person...not yourself.

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BRAVO...PROOF THAT SOME OF YOU ARE EDUCATED!

Look, call Canada's complete lack of relevance in the world whatever you want, but face it....you're useless. Except for....nope, I was wrong, you're useless.

The petition is a good idea but some guy named "Phil T. Skank" signed it like a hundred times.

186

And you are not xenophobe? Do you know a lot of french and canadian?

"Hierdie is my groote, blanke piel vir jou!"

Figure that one out...

193

I know. Sending peace troops, and not attacking other country make us useless. Or maybe, the fact that we don't lick your butt.

Si j'avais les ailes d'un ange, je partirais pour......QUÉBEC!

Think big sti!

and just so you know you french canadian douches..our oil maily comes form canada, brazil and venezuela. You ignorat, how typically french canadian crack a book or something. We didn't invade those coutries did we? Yeah we drop GUIDED bombs on buildings NOT CHILDREN, it's ok, i know you don't understand it cuz you guys don't have an army, so to you it all looks the same. You have to crawl to you Queen and hope England would bail your ass out in case of anything. Why don't you guys break off canada anyway? Since you put up a vote a while ago? Oh, but that didn't pass did it, cuz you need their social system, currency and other benefits. You're disgusting walking mental abortions.

193

Grosse crisse d'épaisse xénophobe pédo, schizo, bs qui fout rien pis qui se pogne le cul devant son ostie d'ordi a 2 piasses.

#199...

Oooo, nasty nasty....speaking of queens, where I live there are LOTS of them...not just one...

To puhroovhuh meh eggstrame intellijonce I shall spek een anothare langwayjuh. Zee Ahmareikans cannot spek anothare tong! Hare on zee zupare fish e yale.

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wow. i'm impressed. really. you put a lot of words in that post...the only problem is, none of them made sens kitty poo!

Hey, Miss World Affairs....let's not forget who aimed for thousands of civilians.....not just on 9/11, but all the other acts of terrorism.....right there in Iraq, in the Asian Muslim nations....that's right fuckbag.....not the Americans! Stuff it up your ass...your opinion is worth shit. You're illogical, insipid and beyond fucking annoying. Read a fucking newspaper.

Quelque chose, la merde avec boniface, un jaune, avec PLAISIR, un la exteriur, la meme chose, avec oeufs au lait...

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/jail-paris

Spread the word. A much more useful petition.

Mental abortion??

And you are sending fucking guided bombs on children. You even send them on your troops. You arrest everyone that looks arab, you put them in jail and torture them while taking pictures of it. Your fucking weapons of mass destruction doesn't exist! Don't you realize it? You haven't find a single one, and bush keep saying his war is a success! You destruct a nation, for fucking oil that will pollute the planet. You put your big nose everywhere and everybody hates your fucking country of ignorant, arrogant, selfish, superficial, obese, desctrutive people.

of course they didn't make sense to you kyra, many of them had more than two syllables.

Mummy

I hope some angry muslim will drop a bomb on your kid to avenge the one who died in his arms in Iraq.

Ponk, you are making lame personal attack, aren't you ashamed?

Maybe we arrest Arabs because it's usually Arabs who are involved with plotting terrorist actions, asshole

And I hope one day you get your throat slit in front of your mother and father.

mia, the only thing i'm ashamed of us letting myself fall into a debate with two imbeciles whose combined IQ is slightly less than a head of cabbage.

you are useless mental walking abortions. read a book about who started the terrorism acts and then come back and TRY to post an educated response. Until then, we gotta keep the world safe, it's not like your asses were gonna go there to take care of business. WE gotta do what's good for us and not you guys. Like you're gonna go to war and there's gonna be a WMD right there, for the camera to see it. They discovered a bunch of chemicals that were used to manufacture bombs a while ago, i bet the canadians decided to skip on that little piece of news, not worth showing at all, or remebering.
Ignorant motherfucking mental abortions, stop watching tv to get your news and form an oppinion about something. Reasearch and get your reading on, you'll sound like an jelous french canadian, not like a stupid one.

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Yes, you are right, All Arabs are evil. What about those americans who are involved with plotting terrorist actions, like Timothy McVeigh? There are not terrorist cause they are not arab?

I like better talking to toiletduck even if everything he writes makes no sense. At least he's funny!!

We snuffed McVeighs ass for that, too. READ SOMETHING MORON!

other than NAMBLA's latest filth.

mia, i bet you were always the first one out in dodge ball.

"Voulez vous couchez avec moi, ce soir..."

214

You keep the world safe by killing people?

And you ask for 9/11.
Bush is the most corrupted person in the world who has contact with the ben laden family. Bush father was the one who gain the most of this attack with all his oil possessions. Americans did 9/11, not arabs.

kyra, you'd probably enjoy dr. suess too, once you get a better grip on the English language.

220
Now you're talking....and the answer is....let me see what's on the table!!!

222
he's speaking french you fuck face.

please, she wasn't even asked to play. The other kids didn't even care enough about Mia to humiliate her. I'm sure she was a miserable hate-filled little kid just like she's a miserable hate-filled "adult". crappy childhood = bitter grown-up.

"Americans did 9/11, not arabs."
Mia...that's precisely the kind of logic (or lack thereof) we're talking about.

224
you know everthing. I am trully amazed by your intelligence. the world is a better place now that you are living!

#223...

Read 196...that's Afrikaans for "Here is my big, white dick."

Sorry to be so crude, but since we are speaking in other tongues here, the only other one I know is Afrikaans to some degree...goiemiddag!!

219
I didn't play dodge ball, I was reading ''Les frères Karamazov''.

217
You kill him, but is the proof that americans can be terrorists to.

220
Only if you enlarge your penis.

214
Why should I be jealous? Cause my country is safe at night? Cause we don't have war depts? Cause I have free medic? Cause I can burn my flag when I want? Cause I don't have a patriotic act? Cause Celin, Avril, Alanis are gone south? Cause I can get an Abortion when I want? Cause I don't learn creationist theory in school? Cause I don't have to get married to have sex? Cause i'm not obese? Cause I don't swim in corn syrup? Cause my country doesn't deny greenhouse effect?

Man, i'm jealous.

227

well, then, this is where you loose me!! Not with the big white dick of course, but goiemiddag!! ?????????

225

Its a little thing called Reality. And reality is not simple. What is simple is accusing some random nation for your own trouble.

Mia,

Ils vont jamais comprendre qu'on est tellement bien ici. Jamais. Trop concentrés sur leur petites affaires. Une criss de chance qu'ils sont pas tous comme ça.

mia, i have clearly overestimated you. i will refrain from further discussion. like shooting fish in a barrel.

Paris, I sihned it and requested the death penalty for being a retard.

Stupid bimbo probably thinks this petition thing will work, lol.

C'est clair.
C'est just choquant de voir qu'ils prennent toute au premier niveau.

What the fuck do you care about McVeigh...he was our problem and we dealt with him internally. We don't export terrorism like some cultures.

I didn't realize we had to get married to have sex here in the US. I didn't realize all the American envirnomentalists--Fuckhead Gore at the helm--don't buy into the Greenhouse effect. I didn't realize Roe v. Wade protected Canadian womens' right to abortion on demand. I didn't know that the First Amendment says only Canadians can burn their flags.

#229...

Actually, "goiemiddag" means "good afternoon" but I could probably say it means "go fuck your mother" and get away with it here...

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You call you terrorism ''war''.

Mia, you are truly the stupidest human being I've ever had the misfortune to cross paths with. You have the debate skills of an scorned airheaded teenybopper.

*your*

236
Yeah but they would take you seriously and say that the fbi is gonna knock on your door to arrest you!!!

238

Idem.

Nope, I don't. I call blowing up hotels full of innocent people in Egypt terrorism...I call taking over a school in Russia and slaughtering the children and their parents inside terrorism...I call flying a jet fully fueled into a skyscraper terrorism...I call blowing up cars full of explosives in crowded shopping centers terrorism...I call sending troops to the region of the world's largest exporter of the animals who pull this shit to keep an unfortunate but necessary evil that needs to end.

Have a nice baby fuck, mummy.
Bebye Kyra.

PEACE

&

LOVE

Class act, Mia. I hope you die in your sleep.

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T vraiment une pov conne qui prend tout au premier degré. Ton gouvernement fait de la désinformation sur toutes ses pratiques. Capitalistes de merde. Vive le déclin de l'empire américain.

CIAO MIA.

jrz,

you a nice synonims dictionnary there...once again, I am impressed.

248
tu viens d'la perdre drè là!!

248-Spoken like a true Islamic fundamentalist. You say the decline of the American empire with such gusto....is that bitterness from not being able to say Canadian Empire...without laughing?

247

And you while blowing your retarded kid. Auf Wiedersehen Frau Pédo.

so,
on these nice words of love and harmony, you will be sad to hear that I have to go now. No more Kyra. Kyra's gone for a better world. A world where everybody is equal and the same color (in Canada, we don't write colour).
Don't cry me too much, I will be back for you soon little people.

Man, Mia, your parents did a real number on you....you're a total fuck up.

No, i hate empire. Its selfish and destructive. Now I'm trying to leave you the fuck alone, like you want, so shut your fucking maternal mouth and stop provoking me grosse plote.

Tagalong, we forgot you were even here.

255
LOL

254

Idem.

jrzmommy
already done with your little boys penis?

I thought you said you were going? Jesus....you're like a rash....fucking go already.

256

Does you fucking poo bag had an orgasm yet?

You must really know what a rash is...
rashed puss

260

Not jesus! Fucking retarded creationist! In french, jesus is a child penis...

jrz, you seriously have an obsession with kids sexual parts...get treated, you get me sick

264

Fuck Yeah!

you know what mia, they love us. that's why they get so mad...they only want our own good...so cute!

KISS MY ASS BUNCH OF SQUARE FUCKIN HEADS.

But you really should not say such disgusting things about children Mia. It is very vulgar and you will probably burn in hell for it. Even if they are American children. How many times did your uncles gangbang you for you to become so desensitized to child rape? I think I am having second thoughts about wanting a lesbian relationship with you now.

Maybe JRZMOMMY is right Mia Maybe you should be bludgeoned in your bed.

This is the funniest thread I have seen in a long time - and we aren't even talking about Paris anymore!!

You disloyal, Kyra. Fine. Join the American obese pigs. I will take pleasure in your downfall too. Go hurt your children pig.

Kyra is Jrzmommy's puppet. And your French is awful. Bitch. Don't start what you cannot finish.

Hello trolls....

Kyra have one, Now I have mine! Hello 270! Your funny! Go fuck a goat! Or Mummy kid!

Hello trolls....

Kyra have one, Now I have mine! Hello 270! Your funny! Go fuck a goat! Or Mummy kid!

Troll troll troll and troll...think we're as stupid as you to catch in it!?!?

Hey blood clot, go fucking dangle some place else will you?!?

wait a minute--
Paris-- Jail-- taxes-- "Canadians suck"--- terrorism??

Am I still at The Superficial.com???

This is the point where I usually like to chime in and point out what a shriveled ho Jrzmommy is. If you look up "jingoism" in the dictionary, her puffy, cheeto-eatin' face is there right where the definition should be. And her kid's photo's there right under "fucktard."

kyra, come lick my pussy please. "Douche" is French for 'lick me'.

Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

#278 is not me.

#280 you're not me.

None of these imposters is me. Kyra please lick me.

mia, whichever one is you. yes, i'd be happy to.

Hi,

Please follow the link provided and sign the petition to help put Paris behind bars! Show that she should be treated like every other lawbreaker out there and have to serve her sentence!
Thanks

Oh for fuck's sake!

Can't someone muzzle this bitch?!

Didn't she try to tell the judge that she "has people who read her mail"?

Can't she find someone to type her little messages? Preferably someone who isn't illiterate?

Anyone who signs her petition should be tracked down and bitch slapped.

Canada sucks.

Yeah i think herr Schwarzenegger is going to welcome her on her first day in prison.First he'll keep according to good European manners a little welcome-speech to her.After that he gives her,before she get locked in,a prison tour as well.

Okay, okay....enough with this world affais shit already! Everyone get naked and lay in a pyramid pile. Right now!

Am I the only one that cant see the goddamn comments or sig on the officail petition?

#288, WTF are you talking about? I always come to celebrity gossip sites to read the latest intelligent political commentary.

The push to produce more ethanol has driven up corn prices, sparking political unrest in Mexico. Also, Paris Hilton has herpes!

She deserves what she got. Do your time, sissy.

Sign the anti-petition! http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PARISISGUILTY

#290 - I thought something was going on in the corn market today when I spotted some in my poop this morning.

EVERYONE PLEASE GO TO THE LINK PROVIDED BY #284 AND SIGN THE PETITION; PUT PARIS