May 15 2007Paris Hilton is psychologically unsound

First...........

Douchebag. Prison's gonna be hilarious.

What a poor soul. I almost feel sorry for her. Afterall, what a rough life she has lives so far. I mean, the trust fund she has isn't THAT big.
But this 45 days will be the longest she has ever went without taking some cock or drinking.

I'm just praying so hard that she will serve that whole sentence or atleast most of it.

#3 - Going 45 days without drinking would be Hell. Don't even joke about that. I'm now going to comfort myself with the disturbingly large boobs on my blog. I may never recover from considering 45 days without booze.

Doesn't one need a psyche to need a psychiatrist?

That's a very good point Bern. I don't think I've gone without booze for more than 2 weeks since I was 14. I'm gonna look at those disturbingly massive boobs too to take my mind off it.

Ummm... you are supposed to be distraught and traumatized about going to prison. I think that's the idea so you don't commit another crime. Perhaps I'm not capable of meaningful participation on this blog, but that's just my fragile psyche talking.

#5 Agreed. You have to drink. How else do you stop the voices in your head? Or is that just me...

HAHAHAHA

# 8, I agree

She better not get out of jail b/c
of this shit. She's an idiot. She did something wrong and should go to jail like any other shmuck would be.

Anyone who dresses up their dog as Britney is psychologically unsound.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Who the fuck cares, and honestly when has see ever been psychologically sound, hell her mom call her simple when describing her G.E.D. having ass. I mean does anyone think the bitch isn't crazy. I just watched the South Park with her having her Whore-Off. God I hate that bitch so much I hope she gets raped by a broom in prison. Lindsey too.

Paris , get use to it, because you are a walking, breathing disaster just waiting to happen..
Oh yea, LifesAbitch, than you die...
Live it ,, breathe it..

oh a day in the life of a heiress. Poor little princess, boohoo. I find Paris so boring, don't see why the press even cover her. Snore.

#16 cause she's constantly flashing her panties around and those horny and retarted virgin guys find it just "fascinating"

poor paris. oh well, don't drop the soap!

That would actually be "if I WERE" a psychiatrist. Not "if I was"

Come on, what problems could she possibly have?

"Dr, I had a really bad day. The Saks 5th Ave. Store didn't have the purse I wanted!"

Eff her. I hope she slips and busts her head on her private toilet while in jail.

Do you think that Nicky Hilton ever wakes up in the middle of the night screaming, in a cold sweat at the realization that in 5 years she’s going to have her fuck-tard sister permanently living in her guestroom?

#20- yes. That and also the fact that her parents will be living in her guest house.

Who is this woman suing her? I've never heard of her in my entire life.

LeeLee -- I typed her name into Yahoo…and a bunch of Paris Hilton pictures came up!! Paris Hilton….she’s like a fungus.

Nothing a broomstick to the intestines won't fix. . .

I AM SO GLAD SHE IS GOING DOWN. AMERICA STEP UP! ITS TIME FOR LOOSE UNHOLY WOMEN LIKE THAT TO BE EXPOSED!

Being her psychiatrist is a walk in the park compared to being her lawyer. Could you imagine trying to coach this twat on what to say once she reaches the stand? "No Paris, you don't tell the judge that he's cute and that you can make him cum in 30 seconds." What a fuckin' disaster.

Considering the wind goes in one of Paris's ears and out the other, can't they just get a meteorologist to sign off on this shit and send her packing?

Oh please have a camera follow Miss Priss during her training of what life outside her palace can really be like. I'd pay $100 for the DVD!! Ironic, huh!?!!?

Mmm'kay... i didn't know who the frick Zeta Giraffe is, so i googled her... HELLO! google that bitch... see what pops up! i really hate to say, but she should be thanking paris... hahahaha

So this Zeta woman is only famous because she's suing Paris? ha,ha,ha.

Wow, Deborah-- I just googled her and it took me awhile to find a picture NOT of Paris... Although the ones I found of Zeta Giraffe, she looks just like a deformed Paris (oops, hope she doesn't sue me!)

Do women's jails allow strap-ons? Oh, you fucking know there's a group of bull dykes just waiting to tag team Paris while kicking her in the face. Man, I'd pay good money for a video.

She did alot of crap already and she saids she don't wanna do time, you know if if was anyother normal person or minorty ploice love to fuck with us poor folks we be paying more than that...!
Shit I butter that one then if i ever get jalied that if paris gets it we should all get treated like her then if she gets it easy like always .. and did she not hit that one person's car which ws parked and she just drove away , her ass did a hit and run...!

Damn i wish theowner of the car would speak up on it :D

Darn excuse me with all that typos... I think I caught paris sickness lol
(Its what happens when I try to type fast but i know i can't lol)

THE ONLY PROBLEMS POOR PARIS HAS ARE ONES SHES CREATED HERSELF.... SNOBBY LITTLE BIATCH HAS EVERYTHING HER OWN WAY, THEN WHEN THINGS DONT WORK FOR HER SHE CLAIMS SHES UNSTABLE... CANT WAIT FOR HER TO GO TO JAIL AND HAVE TO LIVE IN REALITY FOR JUST 1 DAY LET ALONE 45!

@7 awesome I am stealing that

I swear my mom had glasses like those... back in the 80's

I just am looking forward to the 45 days I don't have to hear anything about her at all.

She needs Scientology to "disconnect" her from the rest of the world.

Fuck this slut. I cant wait till she gets locked up!!

Who is the boneheaded psychiatrist who said Paris can't assist in her own legal matters?
So she's criminally insane now, too?

You have to be genuinely disconnected from reality to do that. Hearing-God's-voice-and Elvis-singing-duets-crazy. Believing-that-Doritos-are-your-only-friend-crazy.

I guess the Hilton Sr.'s had to shell out a lot of money to a crappy doctor for him to come up with his brilliant but utterly false diagnosis.

I'd take 45 days in a mental health facility -- 1,080 hours -- every minute of it with Ms Hilton participating in intense therapy to find the black hole in her soul, or hard at work keeping the therapy area clean and live-able.

No electronics, no music, only the drugs allowed by real physicians and not this bonehead and his paid for diagnosis. Please.
It's so transparent a ploy you know it's a fake a mile away.

A county jail is too good for Paris. If she's nuts, then treat her like one.

she needs to learn..karma is hitting back at her..rather lightly though.

I just heard she was witnessed in public smoking a joint and there are pictures.

Let's hope the 45 dropped to 30 days just shot up a year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not an alcoholic, but I might be if I drink a shot every day in tribute for every day that she ends up serving her sentence.

Keep digging that hole deeper, bitch!

im sick of this bitch

Isn't incarceration designed to put fear into law breakers? I think her psychiatrist needs a psychiatrist.

paris hilton= waste of life...

i can't believe she wants people to feel sorry for her.

im sure she 'didn't know' her license was suspended because when she woke up that morning no one told her, poor spoiled(ugly) rat faced whore!