May 7 2007Paris Hilton loses Elliot Mintz, flashes her panties

First?

Good for Mintz. And good on the judge! Maybe she'll end up Bertha's bitch.

White means she's innocent?

There are more paparazzi than pedestrians. How do the talented performers in our society deal with that?

And on the flip side, how does Paris handle it? It looks so overwhelming. Maybe she should take 45 days off somewhere where she can escape the prying eyes...

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you... cry and the whole world still laughs at you, Paris!

Tick Tock, Tick Tock...
Paris is slowly falling by the wayside.

ummmmmmm. i think we may have celebrated too early people. it seems like her lawyers are looking for grounds for an appeal. But ignornance of the law is no excuse, right? RIGHT!!!!??????

The "my publicist made me do it defense" has never been very successful. She should have tried for an OJ "it was not my van" approach.

She had representation?

FOR WHAT?

I wonder how much Mintz got paid to say that...

"Paris is a wonderful person (...)"
Oh sure! Anyone who is found guilty by the law system tend to be wonderful human beings.
Maybe she went shopping in the hopes of buying anyone who still believes in any thing that comes out of her mouth.
Next time she'll say some aliens abducted her and left her to die in some crop field, then she had to drive a car to the nearest mall because the mean aliens took her Chanel bag.

It won't be long now before the head glued to phone look is replaced with mouth attached to dyke bitch snatch.

White? The bitch wore white? Why not complete the fucking lie with a "I'm waiting until marriage" t shirt, or a "Humility Rules" button? How about "I don't fuck on the first date"?

The fact that she's trying to blame him shows that she feels she shouldn't be held accountable for her actions. How old are you Paris & you are still acting like a child? dumbass.

she looks hot!!!

This has been the best weekend ever!!! All that has been on the news this weekend is poor poor Paris. How will Paris handle jail? Will Paris really serve time? WAH WAH WAH!!!! This is almost better than the 3-some I had

Mintz ?
I've always preferred Tic-Tacs or Mentos

God, I love celebrity strife. I feel like a just rolled fifty-thousand strikes in a row down at the Aloma Bowl.

and since when do you need a team of lawyers to tell you that you can or can't drive with a suspended licence? if you understand the vocabulary like any 3rd grader, you would know NOT to drive.

Oh, and I'd give anything to be in the cell when Paris eats her first cockroach.

#7-I am pretty sure that she pleaded guilty to the original offense (think someone here posted this on Friday), therefore appeals are not an option. Can I get an amen?

I hope she gets sent to one of those "Midnight Express" type of jails.

She looks so sad. Aww. Paris sad = me happy happy joy joy!

Hey Mrs T - AMEN!!!

I'm pretty sure it was no contest. I don't know if they count that as the same thing but they might.

She's bought herself a cute little pink journal. Now if she learns to write, she can journal her prison memoirs.

I'd give her an extra 45 days for being stupid. And that fucking wonky-assed eye is worth at LEAST 2-5.

Well good morning, Jimbo! *in Mrs. C voice

One more thing. It was windy here all weekend. What does the dump bitch wear out into public with 100's of media geeks following her around? A light dress that blows up every time she sneezes. There are at least 3 panty shoots of her here and who now how many more are out there of her ass and snatch

Good morning Mrs T and I am still perving over you:)

I hope she doesn't get an appeal... I mean yeah, there's loads of criminals on the streets that should be in jail over her... she didn't hurt anyone- just her pride.

But how come Nicole Richie isn't going to jail either? The Simple Life- live from prison!!!

HA!

Jimbo-have you always lived in California? Have you ever written edited a book?

HA!

Jimbo-have you always lived in California? Have you ever written/ edited a book?

fucking Typekey

Yes I have always been here and no I have never written or edited a book. I can hardly spell my name

Thats hot Mrs T, You used the F word

What's shitty is that he probably quit because she blamed him and he's probably pissed, but he's such a fucking sycophant that he still lies to the media about her being so great and apologizing for 'his role' in her stupidity. They should give him 45 days just for hanging out with her.

I know, I'm feeling so risque this morning.

Have a lovely day. I promised to take my kids to the bike trail, and lost the key to my bike lock...off to the locksmith.

Surprised that cum dumpster even bothers trying to cover her crab-ridden panties, considering the whole galaxy has seen her disgusting snatch already.

Friggen parrot beak whore that walks around like she has MS.

Watch when Paris getz out of jail
The first thing you'll notice is
that her body will be full of tatooz

after all==what else will she be able
to shop for in there?

you guyz forgot something else that
will be funny to watch
and that is===her mom, dad, and sis
going for jail visitz

Poor Pariz==now u have to eat shit
like the rest of the hoodlumz

This is too good to be true..
someone needz to give that judge
A BLOWJOB...

Maybe someone will tattoo a swastika on her forehead. Maybe someone will tattoo the words "I'm a no talent ass clown" that looks like a handle bar mustache in its appropriate place. Now that's hot.

I'm wondering if since prisoners arnt allowed camera's, if they will follow her around in the yard with pencil and paper trying to draw her, to make her feel like she still has paparazzi, only it shall be called prisonrazzi!

THEN IN SPIRIT OF JAIL, SOMEONE STABS HER!

I think I saw DrPlowShit somewhere on these commentz..
yea,,you should give that judge of Pariz, a B.J.
Maybe u can plowshit him real good while your at it....ahahahahahahahahaheehehehe!hoo!

Elliot Mintz was payed off. He has been lying for Paris for too long, and her family used him in court to claim she didn't know about the rules because he didn't inform her. Next he's fired because the family is 'supposed' to be mad at him. AKA payed off.

'Paris fatigue' is in full effect. Keep your dress down, bimbo. Don't walk around shopping the next day. This is a serious matter.

Seriously was a minion this guy has to be. A total puppet. Who lives their life that way?

Alright, pretty panties. When Mae West went to jail the warden allowed her to bring her own "silk" panties to jail and not wear the standard "cotton" panties that are issued to female inmates. I wonder if he got dibs on them from the laundry room. Do you think they will allow Paris to bring her own panties?

Isn't the real shocker that she wore panties?

Are those pink panties? My favorite color for panties.

Texas Tranny - I bet you would like to get a hold of a pair of Paris's panties?

Since driving with a suspended license is a general intent crime, ignorance of the law is not going to save her. And since when did Paris start wearing panties?!

How did you know Jimbo? Not that I've ever stole a pair of panties before. LOL They way these pop tarts flash themselfs, I know I own more pairs of panties than they do, combined. tee hee

Actually, I've worked in the law business for quite some time, and very rarely have I EVER seen someone have to go to jail for driving on a suspended. Actually I've NEVER seen that. Usually they just get a fine if it's the first time. I'm thinking the judge is setting an example to all spoiled brat rich kids and teaching them what the REAL world is like. Or maybe he's pissed because they didn't offer him enough bribe money. The other judges got WAYYYY more!!!

I'm FRIST!!!

Is that her shit-ass mom behind her in the 7th pic?

Oh I don't disagree with you at all about the severity FRIST, I was just saying that ignorance is not gonna save her as an excuse is all...

Agreed, and personally, it couldn't have happened to a nicer skank ho.

I wonder who you have to piss off to have to follow this petri dish around. My nuts itch just looking at her picture.

@53 - Yes I think it is. There is a great clip of mommy dearest when they came walking out of the court house on Friday. The press asked some dumb question and mommy went off on them.

It really is up to the Judge's discretion. I've just never seen one impose the full sentence before on a first offense. But sweet Jesus, I want to send him a thank you card. Think about it. 45 whole days without having to see this bitch walking the streets!!!

I like you murmurzz... truly i do.

FRIST - I think part of the reason the judge is sending her to jail is becasue she was supposed to enroll in an booze school and some other things and she did not do any of those either. she has pretty much ignored everything that she was supposed to do as a condition of her parol

Oh sweet Christ, she's wearing a cameo pendant. That has to net her some extra time, or laundry duty, or something.

Them Spanish chicks in the county clink are gonna beat her ass. She's gonna be owing all kinds of favors when she gets out. Free hotel rooms for life for Maria "Laughing Girl" Sanchez and her girlfriend, Loca Linda Escobar.

The first thing I noticed about these pics is how shouckingly pale she is. This is the first time I've seen her come even close to her natural skin color: not orange.

@3 ... Just like OJ.

DOH!! I bet you meant the dress. hahahaha

She's dressing a LOT more conservatively now..guess she wants to appear so angelic and innocent. Too late, honey, that image was blown surely before she reached puberty. Try a nun outfit next time, maybe carry a rosary too, unfortunately, we all still feel the same thing: you're guilty and need to serve your time. All the pouting and feeling sorry for yourself in the world won't help you now.

Too bad she is going to jail and not prison

god, what ugly glasses. doesn't she have people to tell her what looks good? or maybe they're playing some cruel/awesome joke on her.

Thanks LadyJane. I am pretty kickass ... just kidding?

Ah, hahahaha....
I just read that when the judge showed up to his church on Sunday, he got a standing ovation from the parish.
Even good, God-fearing Christian folk know what time it is (once in a while).

send her to jail! i had to go for a dwi, she does too!

@68 - Have you noticed all of the dumb bitch party girls wear the big ass hobo Kelly glasses. They all think they look hot in them.

#60 Jimbo, that makes more sense. I quit my job Friday because my boss never paid me. Now I have to file for unenjoyment til I find a new one. But at least I'm not going to jail..haha!!!

#70 Is that true??? Awesome.

Hey, where's Fishstick???

#71 me too :(
Mine was back in 1990, scared me straight, maybe this will teach her something. Probably not.

FRIST - What happened to the bar tending job?I will come buy a drink from you?

Sad when all I can think of is... at least she has underwear on. Has Britney really ruined me that badly? I believe that yes, she has.

Well, that guy's not taking over til the end of the month, and actually he hasn't gotten a liquor license yet, so I can't count on it for sure yet. Some other lawyers want to hire me though, but they're in the same building I worked in, so we're not sure yet, might be awkward seeing my old boss everyday. I'm not too worried about finding a new job. I have a lot of options. Just sucks cause I'm broke and need money NOW!!!

LOL jrzmom: maybe they will make her take them with her to parties after she gets out- she'll go the IVY for lunch with some chica got "SAD GIRL" on her fingers. Y Como No??

I think the paparazzi should conspire to plan a week or two where none of them - not one - follow or snap pictures of Paris. Or maybe have a few that approach once and go "oh, it's just Paris". Okay maybe 4 weeks.

Yo, white girl.....whachyou gonna do wit them shoes when you done wearin' them? I like shoes....donchyou think them shoes would look good on me? How 'bout some of your dresses....whachyou gonna do wit some of your dresses when you done wearin'them?

God how pathetic can a person get?

The Hiltons have Mintz by the balls so much that he practically thanked Paris for blaming her idiocy on him in court. I'm sure he'd serve the 45 days FOR her if they paid him, and the law would allow it. Then he would come back on his knees, thanking Paris for the opportunity. I'm just amazed how dignity is less valuable than money for so many people...

by the way Paris: You're rich. I'm not. Your ass is going to jail. I'm not.

#11 - "buying anyone who still believes in any thing that comes out of her mouth." You have it backwards - she pays men to come INTO her mouth.
#31 - The last thing we need in this world is Paris and Nicole being able to profit from their prison terms. We only want the footage of them getting shived by a Chola!

NO CAMERAS ALLOWED WITHIN 100 YARDS OF THE COUNTY JAIL! Paris will then die of attention deprivation.

Poor Elliot Mintz..he would have had better luck being Saddam Hussein's publicist...how the hell does someone fall into a job being Paris Hilton's rep??

A month and a half locked up with a bunch of slobbering, cropped-headed cuntlappers should make her somewhat hunble, but she will probably write a book about it and some idiot publisher will pay her $$ to do it...bitch---

The media has already been out the jail where Pairs is going to be locked up and because there could be problems, she will be solitary confinement. She will only get 1 hour a day to get of her cell and she will not mix with the general population. I think the cell is only 8 x 12 with a sink, a toilet and 2 bunks. It will be like getting one of the standard room at a Hilton Hotel

LOL #80, that's what I asked her.

I hope they have her cleaning the dirtiest, filthiest toilets in LA County.

I hope she gets to wear a crack whore's used panties with the skid marks still on them...

WTF?
NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED SINCE THE PANTIES EXPERIENCE? IS SHE REALLY ALL THAT HAPPENS IN THE US? POST MORE STUFF, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT HER PANTIES..
WE'VE SEEN THEM ALL!

It may just be Paris's underpants, Ghoulia, but it's about 50,000,000,000,000 times more exciting than the last 100 years of Canadian history....

How very Marylin.
I mean, how very fucking retarded.

#88 some of us REALLY like panties.

Oh, how I hope this slutbag will actually have to do 45 days. Of course, once she gets out she'll probably think she's "hard" because she did time.

She and her buddy Joe Whathisface--the Girls Gone Wild asshole-- can compare stories about life on the "inside."

poor paris. oh well, don't drop the soap! and if u see joe francis...well he dropped it already.

#88 yeah i know we've seen her hairy vajayay too. she should get 45 EXTRA days just for indecent exposure

I wish she had to do community service.... wearing that "I'm a drunk driver" orange vest while picking up my trash.

#92 i wish she would say she's hard. the only thing that's "hard" known to paris is...well put it this way, she's a total slut.

SHOW OF HANDS: how many people think she'll get out two weeks early for "good behavior?"

Paris in Jail.
How it warms my heart.

Lohan can't be too far behind.

@97 **raises both hands

dude if she gets out early, i'm protesting. that's cruelty to regular citizens.

hey! if she's locked up now, can we break into her house? i've been waiting to kill that stupid little dog

ONE HUNDRED! yeah!

They ought to throw her in to the same cell with Betty Broderick, the crazy bitch that shot her ex-husband and his new trophy wife in their bed in San Diego - she would learn the deep, dark, silky secrets of true jailhouse lesbian sex...

Hey, doesn't that guy in the sixth picture look like Seal?

Y does her legz look fat in some of the picz?

FRIST, i thought this was the third time she's been caught driving while her license was suspended?

102, no it doesn't, unless you're blind, then yes, it looks exactly like Seal.

whatever

I know she's a douchebag, but it must really suck to be followed around by all those photographers when you walk down the street. In addition to the guy who actually got her photo, there are three other people with cameras in the shot.

102- no
103- how many drinks have you had this morning?

Barbara Walters said on the view today that she's knows Kathy Hilton personally & that she is a very good person & that all her other kids are good, so "don't blame the parent" All those fucking Hiltons are screwy & now I know where Paris gets her inability to accept responsibility for her actions. Her "good parents" taught her all she knows. What a laugh. Barbara W. is as fucked up as all of them! How dare she expect her audience to give credence to anything she says?! What a poor, sad, pathetic, std ridden creature the good Hiltons allowed there daughter to turn into. With the Hiltons history of alcahol abuse and stints in jails youd think they'da REALY been good parents & sent there kids to military schools to avoid the Hilton curse that plauges this clueless family to this day! What good does all the money in the world do if your an idiot, slut, who can't hold on to a guy long enough for him to put it back in his pants then run? She's shopping! That always puts me in a good mood. Her face is one of pittiful sadness!

@106 and you think being followed around with cameras such? just think of her jailhouse picture...hideous. and JUST to add on to it, there'll be a picture of her standing next to yet ANOTHER douchebag holding a broomstick and Paris clutching her vajayay. classic!
DIPSET!

This bitch is so pathetic! She need serious psychological help & everyone around her including herself is too stupid to know it! I heard money can't buy happiness, but I didn't know it also makes you blind! (or wonkey eyed in P.H's case. Can't wait to see how she makes jail seem like it wasn't a big deal at all.

@106 hehe i mean being followed around with cameras is such a BAD THING? sorry. i kant reelie rite werds tu wel.

I can't wait till she gets her next d.u.i. I hope and prey she rams her Bentley into a pedestrian who is killed then later identified as Lindsey Lohan. We'll at least have one dead and the other serving years for doing away with the annoying flea.

Since when do people need a publicist to tell you what a suspended driving-license means?Even my youngest nephew with the Down-syndrome does understand you aren't allowed to drive with this and i'm not sure about this but probably even Nicole Richie does understand this.

@112.

Only Lindsay would be walking down the street holding hands with Britney who'd just so happened to be carrying a can of gasoline.

Come on superfish! Are these the only two stories we're gonna get today? I'm bored!

What type of defense is listening to an employee who is not a lawyer?

"I didn't know it was illegal to possess four pounds of marijuana, your honor. My gardener said it was okay!"

Hey Danielle - how are you doing? Did you have a good weekend?

@113 C'mon - look who you're talking about here. She's dumb as dirt. I'm pretty sure she'd still be able to function as normal if one were to chop off her head.

Be happy and free, Mr.Mintz! Now that you've shaken off that stupid, mindless lush, you can get yourself REAL celeb clients. Maybe even well-behaved ones! Consider this a big, fat gift. Any client from now on will be better than that one.

#89
If you have nothing else to do with your free time than read Canadian History it's too bad for you. It's actually sad lady.

You know that they are busting their asses trying to print some more different books out there? Come on, go out, see what the world has to offer appart for some sad rich girl's underpants...

113, that comment is so true - and it made me spew my water all over my desk, I laughed so hard. I think we all know, though, that a Down syndrome kid has about 50 IQ points on Paris, and also about 3 chromomes more than her, too. So not a fair comparison.

This dipshit needs to take one of those GED classes while she's in prison.

she is always wearing th same groddy fleshtone pantiesin every upshirt and pantie flash ive ever seen.

#122
with a white dress, always better that way!!

I wonder what the L.A. County Jail's prison issue panties look like - chances are they are not Gucci - I hope she gets the used panties of a crack prostitute, with the blood stains still on the crotch...

#104 I don't know. If so, then that makes WAYYY more sense of why she's going to jail, but way less sense of how she thinks she can claim that she didn't know it was suspended. Fracking idiot

Believe me, Ghoulia, there is probably nothing more in this world that I could care less about than Canada.

#124
PUKE.

#127...

Thanks, don't mention it...

We don't need you to care about us...doing just fine on our own. sorry about that Ms. Important who likes to judge people by where they come from. Get out a bit lady...there are a lot more nationalities in the world...

Hey, 126, quit ragging on Canada, there are plenty of self made third world shitpits to retch about on here...besides, we are supposed to be talking about Paris the Cumdumpster...

#130
Is that supposed to be nice or bad for Canada? I'm not sure to get if it's sarcasm or not. If it's sarcasm, fuck off too. If not you look lovely today!!:)

It's supposed to be nice for Canada - I guess it came out funny.......

#130 & 132 - it's got nothing to do with Canada, as much as Julie Bell is the stinking piece of shit that caused the monkey to fall off of the tree after it picked its ass and sniffed its finger. You know - from that priceless video clip that's been circulating the Internet for years.

I love Canada, especially Windsor. Full nude clubs, extra strong beer, and my American dollar goes a lot farther up there than in the states.

So Julie Bell, how da heck are ya', eh? Getting all ready for your 4 weeks of summer, eh?
Why is Quebec so devoid of life for being so large a province, anyway?

Si j'avais les ailes d'un ange, je partirais pour QU�BEC!.....!!

#134 - Si vous aviez l'�ne d'un singe, vous habiteriez au QU�BEC!

@ 104 @125 Here's the Paris timeline:

1) First offense DUI - BAC .08

Paris's peeps pled her guilty to a lesser charge of reckless driving involving alcohol. This is very, very common in California when the BAC is right on the very edge of being illegal. Typically, women who weigh under 120 lbs. get a BAC of .08 from one drink...only one beer, one cocktail, etc.

I know several woman who've gotten a DUI after having had only one drink. It sucks. Paris said she only had one Marguerita the night in question. It's possible. She went on the radio with Ryan Seacrest the day after the arrest and said it was "nothing".

That was her first mistake. You NEVER publicly state that a DUI is nothing, not in California, especially not when you can get a second one easily if you had a glass of wine with your $2500 dinner, and decide to cruise in a Rolls to Hyde with your bloaty red-face billionaire drug buddy who's obviously way too hammered to not get busted.

2) Due to her guilty plea, Paris' license was automatically suspended for 4 months, and she agreed to 3 years probation, $1500 fine [she typically spends more than that on lunch], and to enroll in alcohol school, where they show hideous car crash movies of drunk driving accidents. EVERYONE in California gets the exact same sentence for a first "wet reckless" conviction, as this misdemeanor crime is called.

3) Paris got caught driving on the suspended license, which was officially noted. She got off with a verbal warning the first time.
Nice cops. They could have cuffed her and taken her in right then.

4) She got caught driving AGAIN with the suspended license. She was made to sign a formal document agreeing she understood her license was suspended, and she was forbidden to operate a motor vehicle in the State of California. Her $238,000 blue Bentley was impounded for 30 days at that time.

5) A few months later, after she got the Bentley back, she was pulled over for speeding and driving with no headlights down Sunset Blvd. at 11PM. She was cited, and ordered to appear in court for all of the above violations of her intial probation agreement.

6) Hilton entourage sashays into court 18 minutes late. Paris had 2 lawyers and a publicist for a simple probation hearing. That's why the judge called her on her bullshit. Her mother laughed in the judge's face several times, yelled at him, sarcastically asked for his autograph, and called him "pathetic". In many courts, Kathy Hilton would have immediately been cited for contempt and taken to jail to serve 30 days. I think the judge showed a lot of restraint toward the entire Hilton crew. Mintz, H. Weitzman [her $$$$$$ attorney who usually works on serious criminal cases, not for some lameass moron who pretends she cannot read and blames her lackies for her own arrogance and stupidity], and all Hiltons present showed nothing but contempt for the law, the legal system, the seriousness of driving drunk, stoned, pantiless, with no headlights on, and not having the sense to hire a freaking chaffeur or simply take cabs around town for four months. What a bunch of morons. If they had not all inherited money from Conrad Hilton, her mother would be on the stripper pole at Spearmint-Rhino club, and Paris would be turning tricks on Western Avenue.

She's giving her fans something to remember... Wait, does she have fans?

I feel bad for her and I think that if she has to go away for 45 days it should be in a solitary cell away from inmates. How the hell do you deal with so many photographers around all of the time? I couldn't imagine. Despite what people think, she is special and does deserve special treatment within limitations. I don't think she should go away this time.

awesome

imran karim

shez really gonna love
her mealz in jail:

1 boiled egg & cold cereal

Lunch: coz oscar mayer has
a way with b o l o g n a!!

supper: only hot meal allday!

maybe she can eat pussy allday,
and forget the mealz

Translation of post 135!!!

If you had the donkey of an angel, you would move to Qu�bec...

Is it just me or that makes as much sens as Paris Hilton???

sorry, my mistake
Re-Translation of post 135..it's so important, I didn't even read it right!

If you had the donkey of a monkey, you would move to Qu�bec...

So, which software are you using to translate? Time for a change!!

#141-142
Close - it says "If you had the ASS of a monkey, you would LIVE IN Quebec." Because you have the ASS OF A MONKEY! And you LIVE IN Quebec. Oh, sorry ... let me correct my spelling: Qu�bec. Oops ... one more time: Que�rbec! There, that's it!!

Why did it take you two tries to translate it anyway, dipshit? Stop learning to read in elementary school?

BTW - the word "sens" ends with an "e" in English. The word is "sense". Your sentence should read "or DOES that MAKE as much SENSE as Paris Hilton?"

Now whose translation software is fucked, you steaming pile of elk shit!?!?

Is that phone Krazy-Glued to her face?

143
Wow, as a matter of fact, makesnosense is right. What you wrote means "if you have the donkey of a monkey, you would move to Qu�bec"

You are vulgar and pointless. No need to be all tough. Seems to me like makesnosense is french so, why tell her/him to learn french for?!?

Find something else to do. You're weird.

Posted by FRIST!!! on May 7, 2007 8:39 AM

Actually, I've worked in the law business for quite some time,

cleaning toilets in a law office doesn't count. nice try.

Can't she afford a taxi or a driver? Why was she driving anyway?

do they let you wax & shave in jail? otherwise, gonna be a loooong 45

ask mia)kyra) about jail,,I'm sure they've been there for child molesting....

I hear your lucky to get ahold of fingernail clippers, she'll come out lookin like shit with long ponytails on her legs...

Paris Hilton’s spokesperson has said Paris and new BFF Britney Spears are “becoming like sisters” after spending so much time together in the wake of Britney’s split from husband Kevin Federline.Elliot Mintz told TMZ that the two are “really forming a bond” as Paris introduces Britney to the Los Angeles party scene. Paris has also been photographed helping Britney with her eldest son, Sean.
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Tanyaa
California Dui