May 7 2007Paris Hilton is unfairly targeted by police

FRIST!!!

her mom is hot

That's my name, don't wear it out!!!!

Now, to read the article...

no, honey. when they ask for your phone number, they are writing you a ticket. and why do they pull her over in the first place? because they saw that she was Paris, not some other blonde in a fancy car? no, because she was doing something wrong. so delusional.

She is sooooo full of herself. Well if this WAS true, I'd think I'd damn well NOT BE DRUNK if I knew I was most likely going to be pulled over for no reason...DUH!!!

That dress makes her look as pure as the driven snow. Angelic, as a matter of fact.

This probly is true but I bet it's any guy ('cause she's blonde) and she's just saying this 'cause of her imminent sentence.

It will be good to get her EGO off the streets for a while.

I want to punch her in the face repeatedly.

"i think i get in more trouble because of who i am"

and...who exactly are ya dear? that's like a homeless person arguing with the local feds when they kick him/her out of the bus station for loitering and him/her says "you're unfairly targeting me because of who i am" like anyone other than a homeless person sleeping in a bus station wouldn't be treated the exact same way.

of course, i did pay off those nice gentlemen the one time i did it. but, homeless people don't have money, so that doesn't count.

This bitch is a freakin idiot. She needs to stop hallucinating and realize that she is just as accountable as the rest of us. I hope she gets attacked by a Mexican gang while she is in prison.

Pay-per-view from Paris' jail cell. They would make millions.

LOL, considering when she is pulled over it gets on TMZ within an hour it seems insane to claim it happens "all the time" because I only remember her being pulled over when she got her DUI

LOL, considering when she is pulled over it gets on TMZ within an hour it seems insane to claim it happens "all the time" because I only remember her being pulled over when she got her DUI

But no. 11, who will we complain about when they lock up all the hollywood ho's?! Who?!

With all the focus now on Paris, what happens to Mary Jo Buttafuco?

What a fucking tool. She might as well paint a target on her head once the LA police read about this little fantasy. Cause LA cops are so understanding and shit, just ask Rodney King. She thought she was being harrassed before, just wait.

we can only hope she ends up like Dahmer...impaled.

" Yeah isn't it pretty? It's a coke spoon I yanked off of Firecrotch's neck!!" , Paris says to her mom.

Ech, the whole family should be bombed.

Her mother's face expression is like Paris is going to be the first Hilton ever going to prison.

Her mom looks like the original MILF from American Pie.

Now she knows how it feels to be an oppressed black man like Snoop Dog.

I guess it will finally come out that she has a dick.

--23- No, I've seen the video. She doesn't seem to have a dick.... unless this is a metaphor for Nichole Ritchie.

Next she will claim that she is unfairly targeted by STDs...

Her ancestors would be proud on her...

Ohhh, riiight, they ticket/arrest her because they like her! What a concept. So when I stick my foot up her ass, in Parisland that totally means we're BFFs!

Nice one 25!

Hey veggi, martini time yet?

I'm unemployed now, and out of vodka...better make a run!

peep. shes a ho.

Paris Hilton provides proof that Darwin was completely full of shit.

Better start practicing toilet scrubbing, Ms. Twat Waffle.

Where ya been, Fishstick?

It is official: Paris's mom dresses almost the same as MY mom.

Maybe my mom has untold millions that she hasnt told me about yet.

I think I will call her right now....

Just deal with it Hilton Family! You're nothing but a bunch of fucking little whiney-ass trust fund babies who have spent your entire lives thumbing your noses at the law, and now your precious little petrie dish in a mini-skirt got fucking caught crossing the line one too many times so you need to all just shut the fuck up and follow the "visiting hours" rules like the rest of us!

Paris has always followed a 'visiting hours' policy. The problem is that she applies it to her vagina...

This is nothing a .22 and a bullseye can't fix.......

Paris goes to jail....whew...another brazen criminal off the streets of Los Angeles...I feel safer already...good job!

Cops get fired if they do that. Paris had some VERY VERY expensive lawyers, if this was true they would have brought this out in court. Additionally, considering that she is constantly followed by photographers isn't it interesting that she can't pull up the date any of these alleged incidents took place.
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I would LOVE it if the city of L.A. asked her to prove the allegations, and if she couldn't sues her ass for defamation. And then sends her into the showers with the hairy armpitted Butch brigade in the women's prison.

Why can't anyone in this family dress right?

Paris used to BRAG that she could flirt her way out of tickets. The story changes now doesn't it? This bitch thinks we remember nothing.

Too bad Paris isn't black because then she could claim racism too.

That white sundress is pretty but this girl can't accessorize for her life. Those out- of- style oversized shades, white easter purse, and mismatched shoes. OMG, it's all one color, it's virginly and INNOCENT. That is about the extent of Paris's cleverness. And it fails.

Why exactly is she crying? Because she's idiotic enough to go out shopping 2 days after the judgemnet rained down on her brassy head? "They won't, like, leave me alone. I'm so over it."

Did she grab a Jamba Juice on her way to The Ivy before she goes home to nap before heading out to fucking Pure tonight?

Maybe try to have one low-key day in your entire pathetic life, and notice that you don't get hassled. Anyone who feels even a speck of pity for her needs to lick Lohan's fiery snatch for 10 hours straight.

And shame on the parents for not reprimanding her, but instead running to her aid. Paris is how old, she's an adult in the court.

I guess I don't get it.

She was caught driving drunk, something she admitted to bascially by pleading no contest.

As a result of that she has her license suspended (just like anybody else would in a similar situation).

She was pulled over again and charged with 1. Driving after suspension and 2. a violation of her probation.

Because of that violation, she is subject to jail time. Which is pretty common, even for no rich famous people.

So What fucking difference does it make that cops pull her over all the time to hit on her? So what if they do? How does that change any of the above facts?

Just like the Lollipop Guild represents Munchin Land, the Judge represents the real world, welcome to reality Paris...

You stupid cunt

She should probably stop talking until she gets a new PR person... or you know, hire Lindsay Lohan's-- apparently she's doing an awesome job for her.

A few years ago Paris said that she drives her car as fast as she can and gets pulled over for speeding all the time, but never gets a ticket because the cops like her. She said they ask her out instead of writing a ticket. Now they pull her over for no reason? Yeah right.

She should probably stop talking until she gets a new PR person... or you know, hire Lindsay Lohan's-- apparently she's doing an awesome job for her.

Every time Paris cries an angel gets thier wings

If I was a cop, I'd pull her over, punch her in the mouth, zap her with a taser, and then whip out my cock and nut all over her face. And it would be all her fault, because she's Paris Hilton.

Paris ate lunch at a restaurant named after a jar of spaghetti sauce? Now THAT'S FUNNY!

#9 - do us a favor and execute your desire on #7, because that post made absolutely NO sense.

#12 - Damn you for bringing that idea to life. NO cameras allowed within 100 yards of her prison, so that she dies from attention deprivation.

#13 & 14, 39, and 41: absolutely fucking right!

#25 & 36 - kudos to your wit! You're on FIRE today!

#37 - a .22 is survivable. Make it a 30.06 or a 30.30. Blows a bigger hole out the back when it leaves.

#51 - if you tazered her while plugging her 3rd input, would it make her orifice tighter?

#6 Frist *furiously texting on blackberry* did you see what #43 said? Well, yeah, the purse sucks rocks but she is so sad she can't even pose as the wind blows her dress up over her underwear, I mean, how is she supposed to accessorize TODAY? It's a huge improvement over that awful paisley thing....btw, Absinthe on me at the end of the month.

I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes: Kathy Hilton shops with SarahJane. That is the cheapest tackiest outfit - can these people not afford handlers??

this revolting slapper is so contrived she's wearing all white so we will think she is innocent and sweet. Send her to prison and forget her release date. SPEW.

#53,

I don't know, I think I'm gonna go stalk a homeless woman and find out.

54 LOL!!!

Absinthe? Yayyyyy!!! I make fun of people's clothing and accessories much better after a few drinks. Wah ha ha ha ha!

She's just pissed she's going to get ass raped.

I feel like dancing in a conga line...

Paris is going to Ja-il
Paris is going to Ja-il
Paris is going to Ja-il
Paris is going to Jail!!!!

Attractive white blond complains about getting harassed by traffic cops? Tell that sob story to someone who is balc or latino...

Isn't there any electrical chair in the L.A. countyjail?

First of all, "And in case you start to feel sorry for her..." YEEEEAAAAAAAAH RIGHT!

I am quite amazed she is HOLDING HER DRESS DOWN !!! Since when does Paris care who sees her panties or lack thereof? Maybe this whole jail thing will make her half human. Naaaaaah. Silly me.

Paris should look up the definition of contradictory. Do the cops target her or do they hit on her? She should also realize cops ask for her phone number in case she doesn't respond to the citation and they have to find her to serve an arrest warrant. I'm sure it's someone elses fault. Maybe Friecrotch's.

Ooooh, toughy, Paris Hilton or the L.A.P.D. Not quite sure who to side with on that one.

I would advice her prisonguards to put her a mask on like in 'the silence of the lamb'.It's for their own safety,maybe she bites.

It's what I have been saying for years, the fucking racist LA cops have been unfairly targeting rich, blond, white debutantes and pulling them over on the freeway for sex - it's profiling, pure and simple - why the hell don't you just leave poor Paris alone, you cocksuckers?? jeez louise......give her a fucking break, willya??

She looks upset enough to retch up her $350.00 lunch...she had better get used to jailhouse mac and cheese...

This sentence could be also a generous gesture from the taxdepartment.Maybe in return she could offer these guys an all included free stay at the Hilton hotels to show her gratitude?

EVERYBODY knows you don't wear light flouncy skirts on a windy day. It just isn't done. Unless you're an exhibitionist, like Paris Hilton.

#12

That would freaking rule. It'd be hilarious. If they played it 24 hours a day I wouldn't change the channel. Except I'd get sick of having to look at the skanky ho. But it'd be so funny.

She put herself in the spotlight, no one else did.

Paris shouldn't be so down.
- 'Stuck in Folsom Prison' did wonders for Johnny Cash.
- Although the shopping isn't exactly Rodeo Drive - according to the Trailer Park Boys - the dope in prison isn't too bad.
- there's a reasonable chance you'll get out alive
- prison builds character...well ok... and repeat offenders....

She should look on the bright side-- I think an orange jump suit might actually look cute on her.

her mom looks really good

imran karim

boo fucking hoo Paris. I want a new tshirt with "LYNWOOD HILTON - Home of the 2007 Fisting Inmates Team - World Champions", now how can I get a picture of me (in it) to her?

How long I'd been going with merely reading the posts and not the comments but this is too fun.

I think I'd prefer if she just spends every day of the 45 in there scared. To death. I mean, seriously afraid for her life, like at any turn thinking she could get shanked. And if that doesn't disassemble this bitch's ego, then nothing ever will.

Pariz will have a mental breakdown,
either before jail
or 2 dayz in..
when she starts to go off those drugz
look out..
also, she'll have 2 periodz
while shez there
so, between the withdrawalz
and the witch(periodz)showing up
Look the hell out..
I bet she'll end up pulling
a Naiome Campbell
or just choke herself to death..

either way..we shall enjoy..

I think Paris is onto something about Cops - once they start picking on someone / somegroup. Like bcos some frends drive cars which are a little wee bit done up, the cops treat them like escaped convicts and will often trail them looking for trouble. I don't condone drink driving - but hey which cop doesn't want the 5 mins of fame, in an otherwise boring life, of arresting Paris??

everyone who has posted up here must know someone who goes out to bars all the time and drives. so from the looks of these outraged comments i only hope that you would be this vicious and pissed towards them too. cause maybe that would teach them a lesson. if she is just like everyone else then why is everyone making such a big deal about it. you rapists you.

whatever just "stating the facts"

someone should invent
a new show where the copz
are being watched by the
public, but has no idea
its time to target their assez!!

bloodsuckers. i mean cocksuckers. wait, both!

This just in from X=tra
Pariz lunch schedule:
Breakfast: 1 boiled egg
cold cereal

Lunch: bologna sandwitch
Dinner: only hot meal

Clothing for the week:
1 bra
2 underpanties
1 orange jumpsuit

Sleeping arrangements:
I cold hard bunk bed
with very skinny mattress

Finally something to open her
eyes to the rest of the world

Hey Pariz., if u really have
been done unfairly, then
take those billions and
sue those F***en cocksucking
bloodsucker copz!!! do it!

Paris Hilton is a victim of her parents(and herself). She was never taught any kind of value system(which is so evident by her Mother's rude and arrogant behavior during and after the hearing) Since she has no value system and believes the world is hers for the taking and everyone in it is a peon because they aren't a trust fund crybaby then how can one expect her to respect and follow the law. Be an adult, Paris and do the time. I would like to think it would make you a better person but I think that is just being delusional on my part since spoiled whiney crybabies like you never learn.

Yea, ok...if she WERE getting hit on by every cop out there do you think she'd even be IN this situation?

She sleeps with everything for no reason at all...you think she'd have a problem sleeping with a cop to get out of a fucking drunk driving charge?! Riiiiight.

so glad the cop didn't want
her skankie ass
would much rather see her
sweat jail
this is too good..

SHE is the one who hits on cops... She blows kisses at them and tells them 'Thank you, we respect the law' or some crap like that. There's a video of her saying that when she gets pulled over.

I was just musing the other day how awesome it would be if her fanclub of 14 year old spoiled trixies and zit-faced, shut-in would-be suitors started a memorial in the prison parking lot where she could see it, and the warden is like, "nope, not happening. She's not dead, she's in jail. Go clean that shit up." Then Paris has a psychotic episode because she sees a couple of orange jumpsuits dumping her "shrine" into the trash and shoing her worthless, trilobite followers away. That would be neet'o'rific.

The only chance at salvation (religious or otherwise) she has is for prison to completely tear her down, to reduce her ego to rubble, so that maybe a real human can grow in it's place.

wedge1, I hardly think I deserve punched in the face for making no sense... if you actually read the post, you might've noticed the sense. The actual title being "Paris Hilton is unfairly targeted by police" instead of fixating on how she ate in a resteraunt named after pasta sauce.

:P

#90 - quick lesson - don't comment on titles, comment on content. Most of Fish's titles are recycled garbage. You can put that title on any of 10 different celeb posts on this site at any given time. The titles are like Mad-Libs:
{insert celeb name here} is unfairly targeted by the police.
{insert celeb name here} is an asshole
{insert celeb name here} fell down
{insert celeb name here} etc., etc.

Hang around for a while & you'll get the hang of it. Otherwise, just give back the abuse as well as you take it. That's what this blog is for.

Oh - just so you all know, since Fish is just now getting his day going, Paris' lawyers have filed an appeal to her sentence. Check it out at your favorite ISP Home Page.
Fish will have it posted by 5 PM ET today.

I have been around for a while, just forgot my old sign in :P

And there's a quote in there too you know... a quote, yeah.

I don't really know what I'm talking about because I'm trying not to feel sorry for her because quite frankly she's a horrible bitch and she does deserve to have her bubble burst.

But let's be honest, if Paris goes to Jail, Bush will get the Nobel Peace Prize...

buwahahaha. Right.

Don't Cry, Big Bird.

I'm on Paris' side, maybe just to disagree with the majority, but I think it's not fair. You have to remember that she grew up in a different world.

I'll bet the cops aren't pulling her over to ask her for a date, they're hoping she'll give them a reason to Rodney King her sorry bony ass.

Her mother was an F list actress whos main claim to fame was that she is the sister of the girl who was in "Escape to Witch Mountain" Kathy Richards (Now Kathy Hilton) did one or two very very low budget movies, the kind you can ONLY see on Cinemax late on a Friday night. She is a low class tramp, married above herself and now is trying to live through her daughter. I don't fee sorry for Paris now because she is an adult, but with a mother like that I don't expect any better from her.

She's so full of her shitty-self *puke*

NO MAKE-UP, NO BLUE EYE CONTACTS, NO RETOUCH OF UGLY EXTENSIONS....WILL PAY MILLIONS TO SEE THE REAL MONSTER!!!!! (LOL)

Bring on her mugshot! We are waiting..

Uh, no Paris. Poor minorities are unfairly targeted by the police. You are treated with kid gloves because of who you are. If you weren't a rich white bitch, you'd be in jail for five years minimum. So shut your ungrateful trap, bitch!

OMFG! - Precise reason the WORLD loves Paris Hilton so much..roflmao. LAW ENFORCEMENT included. Paris..just GO DIE already. Put yourself out of your self-created..self-inflicted misery..Damn!

Why can't she just go away. I am so sick and tired of this worthless chick. She has only one redeeming quality - anyone who has seen the video knows what I am refering to.

i agree w/ mosesgabby, et al. I am so sick of rich, irresponsible people getting undo attention while there are so many other noble causes requiring our attention.

nice change of wardrobe from the usual skankerella style